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Darth Wiki: Tropes That Will Never Happen
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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, pointless, far too subjective, Complaining About Shows You Don't Like, or The Same But More.
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Too Universal / People Sit On Chairs
Too Obscure/Bizarre
- Bile Fornication
- Falafel Good, Falafel Neutral, and Falafel Evil
- Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows.
- Incredibly Lame Gun
- People Sit On Spikes
- One Fabio Limit
- One Ed Limit
- Fifteen Steves Limit
- Crowning Moment of Heartworming
- Face Worse Than Death
- Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
- Mind Chastity
- Malensky Trifle
- The Walrus Was Not Paul
- The Walrus Was John All Along
- The Walrus was Cab Calloway
- The Taxman Was George
- This Boy Was Ringo
- The Ocean Child Was Yoko
- Hey Jude Was Julian
- Sadie Was The Maharishi
- The Nowhere Man Was Jeremy
- The Walrus Was Rotor
- The Walrus Was Jamie
- Green Eggs And Ham Is A Harsh Mistress
- You Are Watching Big Brother
- So Good It's Bad
- Awesomeness Withdrawal, where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
- This was what the Doug Walker actually said about Spirited Away. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
- Show Within a Show Within A Show Within A Show Within A...
- Oops, I Forgot To Use The Condom/Vasectomy
- You Fail Staying Alive Forever
- List of Series That Don't Use Tropes
- This might work...
- But then, if this is a trope, wouldn't series who don't use tropes thereby use a trope and thereby disqualify for Don't Use Tropes?
- Simple: Instead of a Trope, we call it a Group
 .
- How about a Grope?
-
Don't Mind If I Do! Wait, Russel's Grope Paradox ?
- The Tropeless Tale
- The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.
- Girl on Girl is Shot
- Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
- Wouldn't that be a form of Reality Ensues?
- No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
- Good Is Tactically and Technically Efficient
- There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
- Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins
- Tulip Immunity
- No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
- All Novelists Are Sane
- For a given value of sane.
- Ass Jerk
- Monolingual Bonus
- Nothing Going Wrong Ever
- Your Cousins as a Gateway Drug.
- Least Common Superpower: A power that only one character has, for a few seconds, after which it's taken from him and no one ever has that power again. Not even in other stories, films, or books.
- Undead Baby Comedy
- Someone has never seen Braindead.
- Immortal Baby Comedy
- Immoral Baby Comedy
- Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
- 100% Apathy Rating.
- I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
- Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
- 86.5% Approval Rating
- OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
- 0% Percent Approval of Raping
- 147.964% Disapproval Salad
- World Without Strawmen - aka Utopia
- World Without A Strawman
- The Death Of Strawman
- Straw Strawman
- Straw Nazist
- Kill Your Strawman With Fire
- Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
- Prologue In My Pants
- Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants
- Epilouge In My Pants, Monolouge In My Pants, Soliliquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
- Retreating Wall Of Shyness
- Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You
- Bitchslapped By Vorlons
- The Sound Of One Hand Fapping
- I Put On My Robe And Leather Pants
- List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
- The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.
- Cthulhu Sue: Pronounced Clu-loo Sue, this Trope takes the worst aspects of Mary Sue and increases it to such a level that it becomes a metaphoric cosmic horror in its own right.
- Chainsaw Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
- Gatling Neutral, Gatling Evil
- Tank Neutralness, Tank Evilness
- Whip It Neutral, Whip It Evil
- И, Just И
- This would be a good alternate name for The Backwards R, actually.
- But impossible to search.
- You are weak.
- Second Person Person
- Draco In Leather Depends
- Our Water Is Different
- Played straight in Riven.
- Doctor Who episode The Waters of Mars
- Eleventh Hour had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D2O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it.
- Floating Water
- Water Is Air
- Our Vampires Are Different When Convenient
- Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way
- Non-Self-Demonstrating Trope
- Not Demonstrable Trope
- Xanatos Masturbation
- You Fail Astrozoology Forever
- You fail Theoretical Xenobiology Forever.
- Following Avatar, how do we not have this?
- You Fail Digestion Forever
- Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website.
- You mean it doesn't work like that?
- You Fail The Evil Overlord Forever
- Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
- Xanatos Restful Weekend With No Plans
- Xanatos Can't Win
- Gambit Piplup
- Xanatos Poker
- You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time
- I Have The Power Supreme
- Names To Icecar Away From Really Fast
- You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised
- List Of Writers Who Are Neither Male, Adults, Human Nor Writers
- Low Calorie Diet Sugar Wiki
- This Is Xanatos On Drugs
- This desperately needs to be an actual work.
- Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O
- This Non-Troper
- Tropes Are Not Neutral
- Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
- TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
- What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
- Oh, I know! Someone goes on the Rule 34 page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would get off to some of this shit and be capable of getting laid?
- TV Tropes Will End Your Life
- TV Tropes will make you wealthy and successful.
- What if a Troper becomes or is a successful, critically acclaimed writer?
- Cool Tricycle
- Yandere meets Yandere
- Again, desperately needs to be an actual work.
- Bryozoomorphic Personification
- A Nonexistent Trope That Is Very Common Throughout Non-Fiction
- People Get Minor Illnesses and Aren't Really Inconvenienced by Them
- Audience Surrogate Bait and Switch
- Cholecystokinin Brigade Bait
- Cool Middle-Aged Guy.
- Cocytus Counterpart - Any frozen lake deliberately used to underscore characters betraying each other.
- Saccharinecrap World - A seemingly dark or grim world/land that is actually great place to live.
- Ate The Call
- Stalker with a Crush Couple
- This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie Addicted to Love, where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
- Villainous Breakdance
- Candle Jackoff
- Except you'll never get to fini
- Fifth Human Hybrids
- Chickwithadickification
- ...Have you been on the internet? Like, anywhere?!
- Dude Looks Like a Labia
- Our Placozoa Are Different
- Complete Monstera
- Sliding Scale Of Rwandan Animation Obscurity
- Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
- You Fail the Feven Feas Forever
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Physical Godhood, Anyway?
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Lameness, Anyway?
- What Kind Of Incredibly Lame Pun Is Heart On Anyway
- Chickenification
- Jack Chickification
- Spell My Name With A Squiggly Line
- In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like Joăo, for example (Portuguese version of John).
- Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?
- Dramatic Drizzle
- Gainax Beginning
- Mario Party Games Have Good AI
- Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male
- Jumped At The Call But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
- Five-Point Landing
- Draco in Assless Chaps
- Everything's Better With Sparks
- Girl Genius would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
- Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
- This
- This Trope Statement Is False
- Absurdly Blunt Blade
- Femalevolent Architecture
- If the architects were Straw Feminists, many buildings would be like that.
- It's filled with Death Traps that only the present of men (or women?) sets off.
- What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life
- List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
- Insecurity Tuning Fork - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
- That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like Idea Bulb.
- Screw The Rules, I Have Honey
- Save The Girl Screw The World (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
- Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
- But You Screw One Rule
- Whippet Good
- Drone Ambient Digging Kid
- Word Of Satan
- Things said about a show by the archnemesis of the creator?
- Did You Just Punch Out A Baby?
- Broke Your Arm Punching Out A Baby
- Did A Baby Just Punch You Out?
- Spin Dash
- Reinforced Trope - When a trope is reconstructed before it is deconstructed.
- So Cool Its Horrible
- Crowning Moment Of Non-Caring.
- Shock Sites Are Impressive
- Grenade Ass Shove
- Nailgun Emasculation
- Castration By Grass
- Death By USB Stick
- Death By Shiny Floating Space Hole
- Spontaneous Torso Explosion
- Self Remonstrating Article
- Anything that doesn't move(Or isn't alive)
- Death By Birth (Not Death by Childbirth. It's when YOU die, BY being born.)
- I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College
- Kneel Before Zoidberg
- Gratuitous Etruskian
- A Little Something We Call Antidisestablishmentarianism
- Taste Your Solid Acid - Solid Acid Cannons
- Quadruple Issue Wonk
- Strawman Sue
- Heel Heel Turn: When a villain switches sides to become a different kind of villain.
- Face Face Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a different kind of hero.
- Toe Heel Turn: when a character spins gracefully on one foot but falls out of the turn onto their heel and stumbles awkwardly, though sometimes the judges decide to credit such a move as a D with execution deductions anyway because they like the Americans and the Russians but not the Chinese.
- Heel Ass Turn: When a villain stops being a villain, but is still a Jerkass.
- Fluffy Cloud Hell
- Fragile Flower Couple
- Twice Shy, if one (or both) gets over their shyness and asks the other person out.
- Immortal Horse Trope
- Perfectly Healthy Horse Trope
- Real Men Wear Panties And A Bra
- Sucky Moment of Dethroning
- Refictionalization - when something is Defictionalized, but then people realize it sucks and it becomes fictional again.
- He Who Fights He Who Fights Monsters
- He Who Fights Hipsters
- Stilt-Man Immunity
- World Of Fragile Flower
- Camp Asexual
- Bury Your Heterosexuals
- We Chose A Form You Are Uncomfortable With Because We Are, How Do You Say It, A Dick
- We Chose A Form You Can't Comprehend
- Mistaken For Starfish Alien
- Defending Shows You Haven't Watched
- People Shit On Chairs
- Yaw Attack
- This Loser Is Me
- Called Self-Deprecating Humor.
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Knife
- TV Tropes Will Make You Extremely Popular With Your Peers, Especially When You Talk In Tropes All The Time
- TV Tropes Will Make You An Excellent Cook
- No Of Course TV Tropes Is Not Addictive
- Throwing Your Head Always Works
- Heartwarming Moments / Hip Hop Locos
- Fade To Beige
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Wife
- Good Is Not Good
- Boring Invisible Hero
- Action Transsexual
- Token Transsexual
- Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
- Fifty Steve Limit
- Hey It's That Gun
- Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic
- You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever
- Speed Equals Shyness
- Farmers Always Wear Glasses
- A Man Has A Y Chromosome
- Tropers That Will Never Happen
- Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip
- Brought Down To Physical God
- Genius Penalty
- Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot
- Take Away My Brown Pants
- Call A Rabbit A Smurf
- Fan Nonfic
- Headphones Equal Physic Powers and Abnormal Eating Habits.
- Dropped A Dr. Octagonapus On Him
- Jumping Off The Slippery Soap
- Back-to-Back Fatasses
- To The Batadjective!
- To The Bat Verb!
- To the Bat Adverb!
- To The Bat Preposition!
- To the Bat Interjection!
- To The Bat Gerund!
- Curves In All The Wrong Places
Too Specific
- You Fail Disco Forever
- The Cheating Bastard is a Computer
- Boy Eats Girl
- Vore fetish in a nutshell
- The inverse is more common.
- There actually is a movie called this.
- Boy Meets Robot Girl. Boy Loses Robot Girl. Boy Builds New Robot Girl From Spare Parts.
- Antidisestablishmentarianism Does Not Work That Way
- The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"
- Ferris Bueller's Two Week Sick Leave
- Watching Paint Dry
- Classic, tropable catch phrase.
- Watching Grass Grow
- Watching Paint Grow
- Watching Grass Dry: When people are underwhelmed by or cynical towards the beauty of a sunrise.
- People Who Are Dead Inside
- People Who Are Dead Outside
- Should be 'Too Universal' since almost everyone is covered by dead skin cells.
- Wouldn't be as funny there. :P
- Jumped On The Caller
- The Character That Is Never Mentioned, Hinted At, Or Relevant To The Plot In Any Way, Shape, Or Form
- Sir Not Appearing on the Trope Page?
- You Know, That Non-Entity Where...
- You Can Argue With Elves And Prove Your Point.
- Screw You, Elves!!
- Fuck Your Elves!
- You Can Sit Down And Have A Nice Calm Discussion With Elves
- Trying To Argue With Elves While Watching Them Bathe
- that's the trope Elminster in Myth Drannor is built upon...
- Sliding Scale Of Sepia - an index of tropes dedicated to the tint of the film the director chooses to shoot on.
- This might not be a bad idea, especially as a way of quantifying Real Is Brown.
- Cassandra Was Wrong And The Truth Isn't Out There
- The Political Leader That Everyone Likes, Always Does Right, And Isn't Secretly Satan, God And/Or The Antichrist
- Real Life doesn't even have any of these.
- For a given value of "everyone": Optimus Prime.
- And for a given value of "political".
- The Jellyman from Jasper Fforde's Nursery Crime, maybe.
- Um, Dumbledore. Duh.
- Somewhat deconstructed in DH, though it was made pretty clear that after his childhood he was a very good person.
- See also: Mary Sue.
- The Buffalos From Buffalo That Buffalos From Buffalo Intimidate Intimidate Buffalos From Buffalo.
- Every Thirtieth Point In Base Thirteen
- Thirty points is thirty points, no matter what base you're counting in.
- Shoot The Dog Out Of A Cannon
- Shoot The Shaggy Dog Out Of A Cannon
- Shoot The Dog Out Of Canon
- Shaving The Shaggy Dog
- Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside
- Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales
- The OTHER Other Wiki
- The Uther Wiki
- The Udder Wiki
- The Under Wiki
- The Über Wiki
- List of video games for the Xbox named Halo
- That Don't Have Numbers or Other Words Attached to the Title
- List of video games for the PlayStation 3 named Halo.
- List of video games for the Halo named Xbox
- Freud Was Mostly Just Projecting His Own Insecurities Onto Other People
- Freud Just Had A Really Hot Mom
- This Is Your Freud On Drugs
- Real Life.
- Freud Knew Oedipus, And He LIKED Him
- This Is Your Freud On Phlebotinum
- The Dog Shot First, but then it was sent to prison, before being transferred to the hospital due to eating a cake with a jackhammer in it, where it lived until it died several years later.
- The Dog Shot First, But Missed, Then The Cat Shot Back And Splattered Its Doggy Guts All Over The Wall, No Seriously I'm Not Bitter, One Coin To Clean Up The Whole Mess, Solo?
- The Dog Shot Second
- The Comrade Syndrome, in which all socialists and communists say "Comrade" and, shortly afterwards, are brutally censored, and I don't mean like normal censorship, where the things being censored are only relatively gruesome, or not safe for work, I mean the stuff being censored is so gruesome that even the censor covering it is not safe for work before being beaten to near death with their dead pet, child, friend, and/or genitalia, before their body is relax, I am only doing this for your sanity, you'll thank This Troper someday, think of kittens, or flowers, or even less brutal violence. The Aristocrats.
- You Can Argue With Elves And Reach A Reasonable Agreement That Benefits Both Parties
- All Writers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
- Next-Door Neighbor Is Planning To Go To The Beach On A Sunday With His Family Of Four
- You Fail Third Period Gym Class
- You Fail Third Period Lunch
- You Fail Having a Period
- A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear
- Kick The Dog Then Feel Bad About It Later And Give The Dog Some Bacon To Make Up For It, Provided The Dog Isn't Still Pissed Off, In Which Case You'll Probably Have To Wait Until He Comes Out From Under The Bed
- Subtrope: And When He Does Give Him Facon For Being Such A Drama Queen
- Dropped A Bridget Fonda On Him
- ...well, Stephen Colbert had a Jane Fonda dropped on him...
- How about Dropped a Bridget Moynahan on him, then? However in that case we could make the Colbert argument for Tom Brady.
- Our Senior IV Nurses Are Different
- Real Men Don't Care If People Shoot Them While They Aren't Wearing Pants Because Damnit They're Hungry And Want Some Cheerios
- Chekhov's Custom .50 Cal Desert Eagle
- Chekhov's Lightsaber - where you come up with random explanations for things that drew attention to themselves earlier, like the Star Wars Expanded Universe
- Chekhov's Slingshot
- Chekhov's rubber band
- Useful Notes: I-88 in Illinois Between Mile Markers 42 and 43
- Big Maybe
- Gushing About Mr Krabs's Character Alignment
- Crowning Moment of Drycleaning
- Crowning Microwavable Giraffe Just Add Potato Salad of Shiny Leather Floating Pokemon-Filled Taco, anyone?
- Our Vampires Are The Same
- Everything's Better With Pope Innocent VIII
- Dropped A Bridget Jones Diary On Him
- "You said this wasn't a chick flick! I want explosions!"
- Synonyms For The World Plimsoil - Consisting of pages AA-ABA, ABA to ABB, ABB to ABBA...
- Goddammit Jim I Told You I Don't Like Boiled Peas
- Linkin Park Makes An Honest Man Of Ray
- Pantry Shot
- Kung Fu Guy With A Reasonable And Objective Assessment of His Own Capabilities
- Creative Commons Attribution Share-alike Soundtrack With Founder's Copyright
- Not So Hopeless - Seemingly Hopeless Auditionees that turn out to be really talented once they start performing.
- Hopeless Auditionee Spot: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was hideous."
- What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually is a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested giving away the Panama Canal.)
- Go Straight To "Revelation"
- Just Here For The Cute Female Protagonist
- Touhou?
- Every Moe anime
- By extension, Just Here For The Cute Male Protagonist
- Just Here For The Hot Female Protagonist
- Apple Stem Pulling Teeth
- Tiddlywinks At Noon
- Screw The Rules I Have Pot
- Spin To Deflect Criticism
- Batman Is Unrealistic
- Nobody Wants To Remember The Stripper
- Norbert's Scale Of Gameplay And Story Segregation
- Radiantophilia
- Massively Multiplayer Online H-Game
- What Do You Mean, It's Not Locupletative?
- Big Yo
- Aesop Unfriendly Family
- Medium-Heavy Sleet Equels Death
- The Author Reads TV Tropes Because He Wants To Eliminate Any Tropes From His Work But It Turns Out Everything Is A Trope So He Sinks Into Despair And Kills Himself And The Thing He Was Writing Is Never Written So Wait How Do We Even Have A Page On This Thing Anyway?
- Ominous Latvian Chanting
- But You Screw One Dead Kid Goat While On Fire aka necropedopyrobestiality
- Dude, She's Like, In Oklahoma!
- Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
- Most Writers Are Vampires
- METAL BAWKSES in which our enemies hide, the cowards, the FOOLS!
- Artistic License - Lithuanian Forest Site Types
- Black-With-A-Couple-Of-Grey-Splotches-And-This-Weird-Purple-Bit-In-The-Corner And Bluish-Greeny-White-With-One-Thouroughly-Irritating-Black-Spot-Nothing-Else-Goes-With Morality
- Knight In Slightly Rusted And Blood-Spattered Armour That Needs A Good Polish
- Everything's Better With Mutant Elves With Glasses Who Ride Piggyback On Anthropomorphic Goats Who Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes
- Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.
- Dropped a TARDIS on him
- Something Something Leonard Hofstadter
- Something Something Leonard Nimoy
- Something Something Leonard Cohen
- Fridge Fridge
- When you're watching a show, and the entire episode focuses on this bizarre alien machine. The protagonists have no idea what it is, yet they manage to harness its powers to win before finally deciding that the world is not ready for it, leaving it behind. Then, after the episode is over, it hits you — it was a fridge!
- Rape As Satire
- True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks
- The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.
- Dropped Raquel Welch On Him ("She's got a big bottom!")
- Eustressed Damsel
- Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes
- Zecora Was Right
- Grateful Bastard
- Jerk Butt
- Failed A Girdle Check (which does happen in the Pan Am pilot)
Complaining About Shows You Don't Like
- Samuel L. Jackson Just Plain Sucks
- Complaining About Shows That Like You
- The Trolls Were Right - This is when the trolls are absolutely correct in saying that a popular television show is actually absolute trash.
- Twilight?
- And here I was thinking the ones who liked Twilight were the trolls.
- My Immortal
- The Bomb Is Rigged To Explode If Anyone Cuts A Wire Rather Than Actually Properly Defusing It
- The Laws Of Thermodynamics Do Work That Way!
- Complaining About Shows You've Never Heard Of
- Complaining About Remakes You Don't Watch (Of Shows That You Do)
- Complaining about facebook pages you don't like
- Showing Complaints You Don't, Like, Like, Y'know?
- Complaining About Legend of Zelda Monsters You Don't Like-Like
- Shows in Which Everyone is a Mary Sue
- Complaining About Shows That Don't Exist
- Man, I hate My Stepdad Is a Flenser.
- Wow! You too!
- Thank god it wasn't renewed for a first season.
- Red Dwarf US
- It Sucks So It Sucks
- They Sucked It Now It Changes
- Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why
Zutara Kataang Juph Blueko Is Evil
- Got The Character's Shirt Color Wrong In One Episode
- Caustic Critic of Caustic Critic.
- Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a forum section for just that...)
- Neon Genesis Evangelion Really Isn't That Great
- Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like
- Complaining About People Who Complain About People Who Complain About Shows They Don't Like
- Complaining About Broken Aesops That Suck
- Complaining About Shows You Like ("You can tell I'm the biggest fan because I hate it more than anybody else!")
- Complaining About Liking Shows
- Complaining About Showing Your Likes
- Liking Complaints About Shows
- Complaining About Shows You Don't Lick
- Complaining About Shows You Like A Little Bit Less Than You Did Before
- Showing Your Complaints
- Complaining About Shows That You Made Up Just To Complain About
- A particularly creative Troll might do this...
- Complaining About Watching Shows
- Complaining About Shows Watching You
- Watching Yourself Show Complaints
- Shows You Don't Like Complaining About YOU
- Complaining About Complaints About Shows You Like But Other People Complain About.
- Wild Mass Complaining - complaining about things that they'll never actually do.
- Complaining That TV Tropes Ruined Your Life, The Bastards
- What Do You Mean It's Not 4Kids?
- Nobody Remembers The Stripper But You, You Sick Fuck
- None Of The Strippers Remember You
- Shows You Don't Like Complaining About
- Fapping To Shows You Like
- Fapping To Shows You Don't Like
- Fapping To Shows You Made Just So You Could Fap To Them
- So Average It's Good
- It Actually Does Suck
- And The Fandom Wept (AKA Cue Werehog)
- And The Fan Dumb Rejoiced
- Complaining About Shows You Hate Only A Little Bit But Not Too Much
- He Panned It Now It Sucks
- He Panned It Because It Sucks
- They Banned It Now It Sucks
- Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Bagels Anymore
- Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Flowers...Anymore
- So Bad It's Locked
- Complaining About Shows A Total Stranger Doesn't Like
- Executive Dumb
- Complaining About Shows You’re Completely Indifferent To
- Complaining About Shows You Haven’t Heard Of
- I hate ...that thing. I bugs me that it exists, whatever it is.
- Gushing About Shows You Don't Like
- Isn't that a reverse troll?
- Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like
- Complaining About Shows You Maintain
- Fanbase Ruined The Work
- Copyright Cruelty
- Idiot Illustrator
- Subbing Versus Dialogue Voiceover
- Author's Stupidity Writes The Plot
- They Banned It Now They Suck
- Complaining About Shows Nobody Watches*]]
- So Bad Its Horrible, if people ever stop sticking things on there just because they don't like them.
- Complaining About Showers You Don't Like
- Complaing About Likes You Don't Show
- Moral Guardian Event Horizon
- Tropes That Were Obviously Written By Bitter People Who Failed English Class
- Gushing About Complaining You Don't Watch Shows You Like
- Liking Shows You Don't Complain About
- Imbecile Executive Decisions
- Complaining About People Complaining About Shows Where They Do a Lot Of Complaining
- Domesticated Mass Guessing
- Animu and Mango
- Pandering To The Hatebase
- Unpleasable Hatebase
- Liking Shows Everybody Hates
- It's A Live-Action Adaptation, So It Sucks
- Needs More Hate
Too Subjective
- It Actually Makes Perfect Sense
- TV Tropes Will Not Affect Your Life In Any Way Whatsoever
- Tropes We Have But Should Not
- Tropers We Have But Should Not
- Tropes We Really Should Not Have But Do
- Tropers We Really Should Not Have But Do
- Tropers We Really Should Not Have To Do
- Tropers We Really Should Not Do But Have
- Tropers We Really Should Do But Haven't
-
Fan Smart Fan Tastic
- Worst Troper Awards
- Worse Than Spinal Injury
- Originality Storm
- This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
- Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
- Perfected FOREVER
- Hype Subversion
- AKA Hearing Nothing But Good Things About a Work, Then Seeing It And Discovering You Hate It With A Passion.
- Tropers We Don't Like
- Complaining About Tropers We Don't Like
- Complaining About Tropers We Don't Watch
- Complaining About Tropers We Don't Know
- Complaining About Watchmen You Don't Watch
- Complaining About Watchers Who Don't Watch The Watchmen You Watch (Or Don't Watch As The Case May Be)
- Complaining About People Who Don't Understand "Who Watches The Watchers" Is A Noun Phrase, Not A Question
- Troping About Complaints We Don't Watch
- Troping About Complaints We Don't Wiggy Spam Spam
- Being Unemployed Does Not Work In Any Way
- Guess The Number I'm Thinking Of
- Tropers Are Tools
- Evangelion Really Isn't That Great
- My Foot Hurts
- Not Subjective Enough
- That's a matter of opinion.
- Very Interesting Shows
- It's Awesome Because I Said So
- Complaining About Shows That Are On A Channel You Don't Even Get, And That You Wouldn't Watch Even If You Did Get That Channel.
- They Changed it And Nobody Noticed
- They Changed it and Changed it back
- They Changed it and Now you suck
- They Changed It and Now They Suck
- They Were Going Change it, but then it was close to quitting time so they went home instead
- Tropers Are Not Good
- Most Tropers Are Copyleftists
- YKTTW Is A Crapshoot
- Mohn's Scale Of Ear Worm Catchiness
- Most Tropers Hate Moral Guardians
- Ridiculously Loud J-Pop
- Song Filler - Parts of the song you like to skip forward.
- Aggression Fuel
- Nightmare Fuel / Sliding Scales
- Everything's Better With Strippers
- Sliding Scale of So Bad Its Good
- Sturgeons Song - Song of where only 10% of it is good and the rest of it is Padding and other uninteresting parts.
- TV Tropes Ruined My Wife
- Tropes Are Not Bad Except For These Horrible Ones
- Fan Hyperopia
- Sotanax Gambit
- Pet Peeve Tropers
- Informed Humor (Can also cross into Complaining About Shows You Don't Like territory)
- Permanent Red Link Club Articles Needing Wiki Magic
- Does This Look Infected to You?
- People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent
The Same But More
- Complaining About Shows Everybody Likes
- Space....IN SPACE!!!!
- Crowning Moment Of Heartburning
- I would have thought that would go under to obscure.
- Awesome Sauce (it's like Pure Awesome, but in an A-1 steak sauce bottle)
- Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department
- Memetic Mutation 2 - Alzheimer's Revenge
- Memetic Molestee
- The Same But Even More So - listing the most extreme uses of The Same But More.
- Trope Tropes Tropes
- Self Induced Wallbanger: This is a wallbanger you bring upon yourself.
- Every Googolplex Points
- The replay values of modern pinball games?
- Names To Get Away From In A Vehicle Because Running Isn't Fast Enough
- Names To Get Away From At Tachyonic Speeds
- Anything, Period
- X Just X, Y, Z And Also A, B And C As Well
- Rape The Shaggy Dog
- TV Tropes Will End Your Life
- Nothing Is Better With Anything
- Up To Eleventy-Thousaaaaand
- Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department
- Did You Just Make Cthulhu Your Bitch?
- Orgasm Fuel
- Fuel Fuel
- Fuel Fetish
- Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East
- Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink
- Everythings Perfect With Indexes
- Rule Of Fucking Awesome
- The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong
- This Is Your OTP On Drugs
- You Pass Biology Forever
- Suicide Inducer
- Evangelion can go fuck itself.
- So Horrible Its Evil
- So Horrible Its Awesome
- Rape Destiny Up The Ass
- Make Sweet, Sweet Love To Destiny
- Our Newspapers Are Different
- Crowning Moment Of Crowning Moments
- Vulcan Very Good
- Xanatos Xanatos
- Manipulating events to make other people arrange a conspiracy for your benefit.
- Xanatos Didn't Plan This But Wants You To Think He Did Because He's Really Incompetent But Wants To Be Feared
- Xanatos Morphine Drip
- Everythings Better Than Everything Else
- Nothings Better
- Evangelion Really Isn't That Great
- So Awesome It's Perfect
- Evangelion Downright Sucks
- You Are Disgusting Subhuman Trash
- A meets B meets C meets D meets E meets F meets G meets H meets I meets J meets K meets L meets M meets N meets O meets P meets Q meets R meets S meets T meets U meets V meets W meets X meets Y meets Z
- X Meets Y, Settles Down And Has a Family of Zs
- And then Z meets A, creating an infinite loop. After a few eons it gets bored and starts running backwards, creating lots of steem in the process.
- Our Differences Are Different
- Crowning Moment of Narm
- The Database Thinks I'm Scum
- So Horrible Its Awesome
- Infinity Plus Two Sword
- Octuple Subverted
- The Labyrinth
- Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds
- One Oni Two Oni Red Oni, Blue Oni
- Less Dakka
- Animesquesque
- Adam Smith Kicked You In The Nuts
- Chaotic Eviler
- Yum Yum Yum
- Yum Yum Yum Yum
- Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
- Yum— Oh, let's just skip to the end. -deep breath- Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum -falls down- gah. can't breathe
- Is that when a woman has solid chocolate penises made for her to eat? And you thought a banana was suggestive!
- Page Lock Bait
- The Complainer Is Always Insane
- Giant Damn Heroes
- Berserk Touch Screen
- One True Orgy
- Red Oni Ultraviolet Oni
- Radio Oni Gamma Oni, or equivalently, Invisible Oni Ionization Oni
- Crowning Moment Of Squick
- Deader Than Deader than Dead
- To Infinity And Beyond the Impossible
- You Can't Fight Tempting Fate
- Harder Than Harder Than Hard Impossible Mode in I Wanna Be the Guy
- Complete Monster Woobie
- Except Zoidberg
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel
- Girl On Girl on Girl Is Hot
- Big Oh No
X Meets Y Tropes
- Crowning Moment of Awesome But Impractical
- Crowning Moment of Tearjerker is on here no matter how many times it gets YKTTW'd, damn it.
- Crowing Moment of Natter
- Crowning Moment of Nightmare Fuel
- Crowning Moment of Furry. (Squick).
- Crowning Moment Of Mary Sues
- Awesome Of Moment Crowning (alt. title: emosewA fO tnemoM gninworC)
- Crowning Moment of Evil
- Crowning Music Of Funny
- Everything's Better With Smeerps
- Everything's Tastier With Babies
- Boredom Fuel
- Chinese People Blowing Up
- Crowning Moment of Average
- What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy.
- I'm taking this to YKTTW.
- Third Person Promoter: you try to promote yourself, but in third Person.
- The Trope Too Good To Use
- Heartwarming Moment Of Rape
- Crowning Funny
- Crowning Moment of Crowning Awesome Moment of Crowning
- Pretty much any movie that centers around a character's pregnancy, then shows the actual childbirth during the climax has one of these. (Example: Knocked Up)
- Crowning Crown Of Crowning
- Awesome Moment Of Awesome
- Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery
- Have a Nice Death, where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".
- A Date With Rape
- Dethroning Moment of Awesome
- Nightmare Sugar
- Rape And Zoidberg
- Arson Murder And Zoidberg
- Xanatos And Zoidberg
- Zoidberg Gambit
- Thirty Zoidberg Pileup
- Kick The Zoidberg
- Everything's Better With Zoidberg
- Sliding Scale Of Incest
- That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your Opposite-Sex Clone to obeying laws against miscegenation.
- Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?
- For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.
- No, maximum Squick requires both clones be male and somehow result in a double Mr. Seahorse.
- Crowning Moment Of Rosie Palms
- What, you mean masturbating to a video of two people of one's preferred gender watching each other masturbate? What troper hasn't done that?
- Planet Of The Shaggy Dogs Ending
- Rape As Shaggy Dog Story
- Rape the Shaggy Dog Story (not the dog, the story)
- Princesses Prefer This Troper
- Did You Just Punch Out Sexy Flanders?
- We Cannot Go On Without Tropey the Wonder Dog
- Screaming Groin Attack
- Crowning Moment of Rule 34
- By definition, I think every instance of Rule 34 is a Crowning Moment.
- Timey Wimey Idiot Ball
- Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
- Battle Royale With Panty Shots
- The Dog Kicked Me First, In The Nuts!
- Crowning Moment Of Dethroning
- Most times La Résistance wins, actually.
- Dethroning Moment of Crowning
- A birth scene that ruins the movie?
- Dethroning Suck Of Awesomecrowns
- Fuel Fetish
- High-Octane Moment Of Fuel
- Timey Moment Of Wimey Groins
- You Can Argue With Elves
- Evil Power Vacuum Cleaner
- Made Of Xanatos
- Tear Jerk Ass
- Fridge Full Of Wing Wang
- The Elf Shot First
- You Fail Ruined FOREVER
- Evangelion is still not that good.
- Yay Ho— cheering for a prostitute
- Sucking The Crown From A Moment
- Xanatos Finally Gets Sick Of It All And Retires
- Isn't that what he canonically did?
- Made Of Fap (Fetish Fuel meets Rule 34 - downgraded from
Keter Too Dangerous)
- Everything Is Better With This Troper
- You Fall In The Abyss Forever
- Crowning Moment Of Fanservice
- Eiken
- No. That's not a "moment."
- It's a whole shitload of moments.
- One-Winged Kavorka Man
- Those Wacky Nazis Love David Hasselhoff
- Snark Incontinence, although it's certainly Truth in Television.
- Evangelion Really Isn't That Troper
- Grim Dark Lolita
- Cute Complete Monster Girl
- The Other Wookie
- So Awesome It's Horrible
- Ho Ho Ho Yay
- I Will Fight Crime No More Forever
- Thirty Yandere Pileup
- Some harem anime might qualify... Higurashi almost does...
- Crowning Moment Of Ho Yay
- Crowning Moment of Suck
- How Do I Shotacon
- What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?
- Three Minutes of Writhing With Porn
- Overly Short Gag
- Hobo Yay
- Tingle Loves David Hasselhoff
- They Fight Crime ... IN SPACE!
- Nintendo Hard Gay
- A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?
- If you're a gay man, have you ever tried the missionary position with your partner? Is that even possible?
- American Kirby Is Hard Gay
- All Amazons Want Cheerleaders
- Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
- Shaggy Xanatos Story
- An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.
- Spanner in the Works
- Big Narm
- Timey Wimey Dodecahedron
- Schmuck Fuel
- Complaining About The Research
- Xanatos Aesop
- I Just Want To Be A Physical God
- Tropes That Must Not Happen
- Tropes That Must Not Be Named
- Earn Your Gainax Ending
- Crowning Moment Of Executive Meddling
- Mind Rape Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain
- I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at What the Hell, Hero? and Superdickery and go from there.
- Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight — the spell named' Mind Rape has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a good act.
- done.
- Well, in Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor, Luke does this to Cronal. After Cronal mindrapes Luke and tries to mindrape Leia.
- Retro Yay (A bunch of boys probably stole a Playboy and masturbate together in their treehouse, much like in The Fifties.)
- Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)
- Rez Yay (An otherwise-straight guy watches Westerns for Shirtless ProudWarriorRaceGuys.)
- It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
- Holding Out For Someone Taller
- Rape Is Funny When It's Skitty On Wailord
- Earth Shattering Kawaii!
- Fridge Magnet
- Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life
- Spell My Name With A Smeerp
- One-Scene Wonder Toast
- Fetish Retardant Fetishist
- Crack Fandom Rivalry
- Complaining About Ships That Don't Exist
- Draco in Pimped Out Dress
- Humans are Magnificent Bastards
- No, Just No Yay
- Fridge Badass: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.)
- High Octane Sweet Dreams Fuel
- Missed Moment of Funny
- Missed Music of Awesome
- Missed Moment of Heartwarming
- Missed Moment of Suck
- Crowning Moment of Mistresses
- Crowning Moment of Moments
- Hats To Run Away From Really Fast
- Knight Meets Baby
- What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
- Where The Hell Is Ron the Death Eater
- Draco In Robe and Wizard Hat
- You Know, That Thing Where The Hell Is Springfield
- Did You Just Punch Out Mary Sue?
- Broke Your Arm Punching Out Mary Sue
- High Octane Nausea Fuel
- High Octane Fetish Fuel
- Crowning Moment Of Asshole
- Ron the Death Eater In Leather Pants (making a good character more evil, then making the evil version sexy)
- You actually see quite a bit of fanfiction that does this to Harry in the Harry Potter fandom
- Did You Just Slap-Slap-Kiss Cthulhu?
- Fridge Fetish Fuel
- Digital Piracy Is Evil Is Sexy
- New Media Are Affably Evil
- Subverted Trope vs Dubverted Trope.
- Seinfeld Is So Unfunny It's Funny
- Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into Fragile Flower.
- He Who Fights Cute Monster Girls
- Arrogant Old Spice Guy
- Everthing is Better Than Canon
- Everything Sounds Sexier In Norwegian
- Everything Sounds Sexier In Simlish
- Continuity Gorn
- Yay Foe - When the hero congratulates the villain on doing such a great job.
- Sealed Chaotic Neutral In A Can
- Dropped The Research On Him
- When the author is unsettled that he got the facts wrong.
- Those Wacky Nazis By Any Other Name
- Aliens Speaking Simlish
- Crying Magical Native American
- Rousseau Was Horribly Right
- Those Two Yaoi Guys
- Brown Panty Thief
- Executive Avatar: When a big-shot executive forces writers to insert him into their work.
- Calvin And Hobbes Were Right
- Xanatos Was Right
- Zoidberg Was Right
- The Wright Brothers Were Right
- Super OOC
- Incredibly Lame Bond One-Liner
- Dickjerker (Fanservice)
- Shoot The Shaggy Frog
- Gainaxing Ending
- The Same But Wait, There's More!
- Dropped An Unsettling Gender Reveal On Him
- Did You Just Punch Out The Dog?
- Jerkass Normal
- Badass Has A Point
- And The Dog
- Cyanide Prank
- Repurposed Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly Song
- Fat Black Best Friend
- Black Bastard
- Magical Negro Girl
- Magical Native American Girl
- Magical Asian Girl
- Like Reality But Awesomer
- Citation Needless
ABC Meets XYZ
- Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A Mr. Fanservice From A Kids Show
- Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliché Storm
- Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
- Mohs Scale of Cliché Storm Hardness
- Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
- Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
- So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka Boxbot]]?)
- So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
- So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is Doctor Horrible
- Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
- Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
- Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
- Crowning Moment of Crowning Moments
- Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
- Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg
- Crowning Zoidberg
- All Hail King Zoidberg
- Down With The Tyrant Zoidberg
- Didn't those three actually happen?
- White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
- The Power of Rock Beats Laser Guided Easy Amnesia
- Die For Our Gambit Pileup... IN SPACE!
- Disney Princess Fanservice
- Do want
- Quickly, to deviantART! (Other art sources are available.)
- Everything's Better With Incest
- Dark Horse Defeat
- Did You Just Drop A Bridget On Marvin?
- Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
- Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
- We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
- Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
- What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
- Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
- Crowning Moment of Nerd Rage
- It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
- Scrappy's Gambit
- Did You Just Punch Out Scrappy?
- Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
- Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
- Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
- But the girls don't have a screw.
- Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
- We Can Make A Master Race Together...wait, that actually might be a trope.
- Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
- Ho Yandere: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
- Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
- Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from Ferngully, but he was overloaded was pleasure and his head exploded.
- Draco in Earth Shattering Gainax Ending
- OVER NINE THOUSAND Percent Approval Gambit Ruined FOREVER IN SPACE Vs Coyote Season Rabbit Season And Zoidberg Especially Zoidberg Versus Unforgivable Fourth Wall Hardness
- Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale Abstractness.
- Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
- WHAM BLAM Musical Christmas Baseball Beach Episode on a Plane - yes, all of that at once.
- Dumbass Badass Jerkass Woobie Sue
- They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome
- Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny
- Earn Your Downer Ending
- Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names
- Chuck Norris Goes To Candy Mountain
- Discredited Tropes Whose Time Has Come Again
- Couldnt Think Of A Trope
- Made Of Vin (Diesel)
- The Trope Never Happen
- Xanatos Supper
- Xanatos Trip To The Bathroom
- Xanatos Random Happenstance
- Working That Way Does Not Work That Way
- Performing A Task In Such A Manner Does Not Work That Way
- Don't Work That Way
- So Below Average That Its Not Even Bad Enough To Complain About
- Xanatos Can't Be Bothered
- Did Not Need To Bother To Do The Research
- Did In Fact Do The Research
- Did The Research But Ignored It
- Did The Research But Did Not Cite Sources And Now Has To Repeat The Course
- Did The Research On The Wrong Thing
- Did The Research But The Research Is Obsolete
- Did The Research But He Got It From Encyclopaedia Dramatica
- Did The Research, But The Source Was Wrong
- Done Over By The Research (Once you investigated the details, the story fell apart.)
- Honestly Intended To Do The Research, But Just Started Browsing Cracked And TV Tropes Instead
- Xanatos Chuck Norris (Hey, if Gilligan gets one...)
- Whatever happens, the result is that Xanatos comes out ahead and Chuck Norris looks like a badass. Whoever wins, we lose.
- Describe Describe Topic Here Here
- Generally Inconsequential Or Unimportant
- Dirt Is More Expensive
- High Octave Nightmare Fuel
- Xanatos Fails Grade School Forever
- Crowning Moment Of Nothing
- Crowning Moment Of Everything
- Which is where Crowning Moment Of Awesome was going, anyhow.
- Crowning Moment Of 'Huh?'
- Crowning Moment Of Whatever
- Crowning Moment of What
- Crowning Moment Of Doom
- Doom needs no crown, minion.
- Title Been Rejected Mmmmhmmm
- In A Minute You Won't Be Alive
- Clowning Moment Of Funny
- Lord Cthulhu's Punch-Out!!!
- Epic Yale
- Deus Ex Machinima
- Deus Ex Micro Machina
- Hand Canon
- Heroic Open Tray Error
- Villainous Breakdown Rescue
- Villainous Breakbeat
- Villainous Breakfast
- Die Cute
- Absurdly Specious Sewer
- Macaronic and Cheese
Too Dangerous
- One God Limit
- One Party Limit
- Just Bugs Me/Religion
- Wall Banger/Religion
- Fetish Fuel/Religion
- Peverse Sexual Lust/Religion
- So Bad It's Good/Religion
- So Cool It's Awesome/Religion
- So Bad It's Horrible/Religion
- Did Not Do The Research/Religion
- Too Dumb To Live/Religion
- 4chan
- Hitler Was Right
- Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points
- Stalin Did What He Had To Do
- Okay, What Would You Do While Rome Burns?
- Hitler In Leather Pants
- Stupid Sexy Hitler
- Creepy Cool Swastikas
- Somewhat Subverted
- Most TV Writers Are Liberals
- ReDead Rape as Comedy, Squick.
- Well Fuck That Shit!
- Drugs Are Awesome
- This Troper
- Tropes That Will Never Happen
- Tropes That Always Happen
- Accidental Nightmare Fuel Retardant
- Retarded Nightmare Fuel Accident
- Made Of Fap (Downgraded to
Euclid X Meets Y)
- Fapped A Bridget On Him
- Title Fap
- DartherWiki
- Crowning Abortion Of Awesome
- Crowning Moment Of Troll
- Targets That Should Be Acceptable
- Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices
- Everybody Remembers the Swastika
- Xanatos Is A Moron
- I Am Making This Up
- I Am Not Cleaning This Up
- Summer Glau Is Not Hot
- This Troper. No, Not You, This Troper.
- Why Your Political Beliefs Suck
- Why Your Religion Sucks
- Why You Suck
- So Bad Its Horrible / Countries
- Abandonia - A section where otherwise locked pages are left to open.
- List Of Administrative Passwords For This Wiki
- List of Administrative Passwords for the CIA
- I hear one of them is "12345".
- Incredibly Great Pun
- January December Romance
- Thermidor December Romance
- Monday Tuesday Romance
- Please Don't Spoil The Endings Of Works Where Detective Is The Bad Guy
- Network Executives Are Experienced Professionals And The Shows They Kill Were Usually Flopping Anyway
- Crowning Moment of Stop Making Tropes Named After Xanatos Already
- Shortened from ...It Was A Terrible Name That Everyone Constantly Misuses Which Only Caught On By A Fluke And Is Still Always Misused To Mean Crowning Moment of Planning Even Though That's Not What It Is, Because Most People Have No Idea Who Xanatos Is Aside From The Trope Itself And Therefore Haven't The Foggiest Idea What Sort Of Plans He Made Beyond The Implict Assumption Of 'Clever' Which Is All Anyone Ever Ever Ever Takes The Trope To Mean Outside T Vtropes, And Slapping Xanatos On Every Trope About Clever Planning Only Makes It Worse And Also Also While I'm On The Subject—
- Rape Is Funny When It's Happening To People Who Think Rape Is Funny
- We Hate Bush
- Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
- Dude, Not Funny!: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi*
I meant History Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
- Title Bin Laden
- I searched for this page, but I couldn't find it.
- That page was killed by Troper Team Six.
- Fortunate Implications - where tropers watch racist propaganda and deliberately misinterpret it as being totally innocuous.
- That Troper is Mistaken/Wrong/Stupid Because...
- Encyclopaedia Dramatica Enhanced My Life
- Het is Ew When It's Female On Male
- Ewe Is Het (So that sheep doesn't want you. Let it go, mate. Also, you need help.)
- Circlejerk With A Heart Of Gold
- Some Babies Need To Be Eaten
- Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed
- Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like
- Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped
- Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
- Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female
- Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
- Slash shippers are horrible people.
Attracts Pot Holes
- And How
- Explanation is in my head
- I Wish I Was Making This Up
- I Am Totally Making This Up
- No Explanation Needed
- No Points For Guessing
- Nuff Said
- That's What Nuff Said
- Oh, and ...
- Quipping - Because You Fight Like a Cow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
- So There You Go
- That Is All
- The - with specific instructions to link to The page every time you use The word "The" on The wiki.
- Full Stop
- Well Then
- I Love You
- This Is Awesome
- Overstatement
- I Know Already!
- I Would Rather Not Discuss It
- What a Shame
- And That's All You Need to Know
- The Best
- The Worst
- But Why?
- Think again!
- Brutal Subversion
Unknowable
- Seen It Exactly Zero Times
- Did The Research At The Last Minute
- Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
- Will Never Be Remade
- Secretly Nonfictional
- Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
- That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
- Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
- Tropes That Pass In The Night
- Tropes in Ultraviolet
Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate
- Epic Fail
- Shock Site
- If it were possible, this would perhaps be more comforting.
- Bladder of Steel
- Unwinnable
- How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
- The same way you win The Game.
- Humans Are Bastards
- Brown Note
- Eldritch Abomination
- Ret Gone
- Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
- Older Than Television (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
- The End of the World as We Know It
- Secret Test of Character
- Brother-Sister Incest
- Powered by a Forsaken Child (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
- The Unintelligible
- Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.
- Better Than Sex
- Fan Dumb and Hate Dumb
- Locked Pages
- Permanent Red Link Club
- White Void Room
- Lolicon / Shotacon
- Zapped
- Speaking Simlish
- The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You (at least one HOPES this page will never self-demonstrate)
- This Troper
- Fan Myopia
- Self-Demonstrating Article
- Rule 34
- Narm
- Jump Scare
- Wall Banger
- Your Mileage May Vary
- In Name Only (If so, it would be about stuff that is Exactly What It Says on the Tin.)
- Iris Out
- Ruined FOREVER
- So Bad Its Horrible
- Expansion Pack
- Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...
- Revenue Enhancing Devices
- Does Not Understand Sarcasm
- Time Master
- Copycat Cover
- Bloodless Carnage (would only be possible if text had blood)
- Knife Nut
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill
- Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason
- Go Mad from the Revelation
- Killed Off for Real
- Internet Counterattack
- Role Ending Misdemeanor
- Scenery Gorn
- Self-Destruct Mechanism
- Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
- Fountain of Memes
- C'mon! The XKCD meme density record can't be unbeatable!
- Giftedly Bad
- The Internet Is for Porn
- Ben Drowned
- Public Medium Ignorance
- Screw the Rules, I Make Them!…unless Fast Eddie decides to.
- Fan Hater
- Fandom Heresy
- Banned In China
- Year Inside, Hour Outside - if only TV Tropes was like this.
- Deader than Dead
- Gravity is a Harsh Mistress
- Painted Tunnel, Real Train
- Really 700 Years Old
- Humanoid Aliens
- Xanatos Roulette
- Batman
- Cats are Mean
- Squick
- Distaff Counterpart
- Yiff
- Talking Animal
- Your Mom
- National Stereotypes
- Imageboards
- Something Awful
- Creepypasta
Tropes That Will Never Be On Echo Chamber
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