Tropes That Will Never Happen:
concern a subject too controversial
so they will never happen
One God Limit
So Bad It's Good/Religion
So Cool It's Awesome/Religion
So Bad It's Horrible/Religion
Did Not Do The Research/Religion
Jesus Was Everyone In Purgatory
Hitler Was Right
Most TV Writers Are Liberals
ReDead Black Comedy Rape, Squick.
Well Fuck That Shit!
Drugs Are Awesome
Camp Gay is the only kind of gay allowed
Tropes That Will Never Happen
Tropes That Always Happen
Accidental Nightmare Retardant
Retarded Nightmare Fuel Accident
Made Of Fap (Downgraded to Euclid X Meets Y)
Fapped A Bridget On Him
Crowning Abortion Of Awesome
Crowning Moment Of Troll
Stephen Colbert's White House Correspondents' Dinner roast probably would be the Crowning Example of such a thing.
Targets That Should Be Acceptable
Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices
Useful Notes: Doomsday Devices
Useful Notes: Arson
Useful Notes: Murder
Useful Notes: Jaywalking
Useful Notes / Murder Suicide
Useful Notes / Where to find 5 years old kids alone
Useful Notes / Covert Manufacture and Use of Schedule 1 Chemical Warfare Agents
Useful Notes / Sparking Nuclear Warfare
Useful Notes / Drug Smuggling
Useful Notes / Prison Breaks
So You Want To: Be The Next Kim Jong-un
Everybody Remembers the Swastika
Xanatos Is A Moron
I Am Making This Up
I Am Not Cleaning This Up
Summer Glau Is Not Hot
Horrible/ Real Life
Horrible/George W. Bush
Horrible/deviantART (Not that it doesn't exist, mind you, but...)
Abandonia - A section where otherwise locked pages are left to open.
In a sense, the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. You can't edit anything through there, but you can most certainly view all of the pages that are in the Permanent Red Link Club on there.
List Of Administrative Passwords For This Wiki
List of Administrative Passwords for the CIA
List of Passwords for Every Internet Account Belonging to Every Internet User Everywhere
Incredibly Great Pun
January December Romance
Thermidor December Romance
Monday Tuesday Romance
Please Don't Spoil The Endings Of Works Where Detective Is The Bad Guy
Network Executives Are Experienced Professionals And The Shows They Kill Were Usually Flopping Anyway
Insane Troll Logic/Politics
Insane Troll Logic/Religion
Crowning Moment of Stop Making Tropes Named After Xanatos Already
Shortened from ...It Was A Terrible Name That Everyone Constantly Misuses Which Only Caught On By A Fluke And Is Still Always Misused To Mean Crowning Moment of Planning Even Though That's Not What It Is, Because Most People Have No Idea Who Xanatos Is Aside From The Trope Itself And Therefore Haven't The Foggiest Idea What Sort Of Plans He Made Beyond The Implicit Assumption Of 'Clever' Which Is All Anyone Ever Ever Ever Takes The Trope To Mean Outside TV Tropes, And Slapping Xanatos On Every Trope About Clever Planning Only Makes It Worse And Also Also While I'm On The Subject—
We Hate Bush
Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
Dude, Not Funny!: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Hitler Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
Genocide Is Funny When It's Israeli On German?
Genocide Is NOT Funny ONLY When It's German On Jew (ONLY Real Life Examples, Please)
Title Bin Laden
I searched for this page, but I couldn't find it.
That page was killed by Troper Team Six.
Fortunate Implications — where tropers watch racist propaganda and deliberately misinterpret it as being totally innocuous.
That Troper is Mistaken/Wrong/Stupid Because...
Het is Ew When It's Female On Male
Circlejerk With A Heart Of Gold
Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed
Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like
Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped
Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
Slash Shippers Are Horrible People