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Tropes That Will Never Happen: ABC Meets XYZ
These tropes are unusual combinations of multiple tropes so they will never happen
Compare to X Meets Y
- Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France While Laughing At A Mr. Fanservice From A Kids Show
- So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka Boxbot?)
- So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
- So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is Doctor Horrible
- Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
- Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
- Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
- Crowning Moment of Crowning Moments
- Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
- Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg
- White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
- The Power of Rock Beats Laser Guided Easy Amnesia
- Die For Our Gambit Pileup... IN SPACE!
- Dark Horse Defeat
- Did You Just Drop A Bridget On Marvin?
- A Wholesome Crossdresser accidentally shoots Marvin in the face after revealing his true gender.
- "There were supposed to be two earth-shattering kaboobs!"
- Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
- Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
- We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
- Curse Cut Short by Irony in the Limelight With the Boss of a Thousand Voices
- Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
- What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
- Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
- Crowning Moment of Nerd Rage
- It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
- Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
- Never Wake Up The Unintelligible Insane Troll Busting Bird
- Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
- Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
- But the girls don't have a screw.
- Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
- We Can Make A Master Race Together...wait, that actually might be a trope.
- Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
- Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
- Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from Ferngully, but he was overloaded was pleasure and his head exploded.
- Draco in Earth Shattering Gainax Ending
- OVER NINE THOUSAND Percent Approval Gambit Ruined FOREVER IN SPACE Vs Coyote Season Rabbit Season And Zoidberg Especially Zoidberg Versus Unforgivable Fourth Wall Hardness
- Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale Abstractness.
- Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
- WHAM BLAM Musical Christmas Halloween Baseball Babysitting Beach Episode on a Plane - yes, all of that at once.
- Dumbass Badass Jerkass Woobie Sue
- Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
- Too Dumb to Live It Down to Normal
- Dude, Not So Unfunny It's Actually Pretty Crazy Awesome
- Realistically Intoxicated, Hilariously Awkward, Mortal Human Coitus Ensues and Sues
- Dude, She's Not Like, In An Actually Pretty Funny Coma
- Crowning Xanatos Gambit of Zettai Ryouiki Does Indeed Work That Way
- Calling Your Bathroom Orgasm Attacks
- If Hijacked By Kung Fu Crystal Dragon Space Jesus, Then Aliens
- Arson, Murder, Milk, Breaded Eggs
- Come For The Meme, Stay For Godzilla
- Silly Rabbit, What Do You Mean Romancing Cthulhu Is For Kids?
- Silly Smeerp, Blue And Orange Morality License Is For Space Jews From Nowhere!
- Kick Your Little Boy And His Post Apocalyptic Evil Detecting Big Friendly Heroic Shaggy Dog Too!
- Playing Drunk On Milking The Giant Sacred Cash Cow Tools Of Sapience
- Complaining About What Do You Mean Freud Was Right... IN SPACE!!
- Color Coded Sailor Earth Mary Sue
- So Big Bad, It's Big Good
- Everybody Knows That A Kung Fu Battle Butler Wizard Jesus Did It In Purgatory With The Candlestick
- Everyone Is Jeeves and Wooster In Ironic Hell
- Why Don't You Just Have Sex With Cthulhu?
- Salem Is Marlboro Country