Calling Your Bathroom Breaks
Everybody does it, but due to courtesy most people exercise discretion, merely saying something like, "Please excuse me for a moment." Not this character. When they have to go, they announce it loud and clear for everyone to hear: "I have to pee!"
Obviously, if a young child does this they might just not know any better; this kind of behavior is often associated with children during (or just over) toilet training who may need help with the process and are generally praised for doing so. Likewise, a student may need to state for the record why he or she is leaving the classroom in order to satisfy attendance laws. If a grown character still acts this way, it can indicate childishness.
In a non-childish character, it can still be used to indicate boorishness. Like some other forms of impropriety, this can also be used to show that characters are comfortable dispensing with formalities between themselves. It could even show a twisted form of respect for someone else's time as a way to imply how long the break will likely be, as brown takes longer than yellow. Or it could just be they've been holding it in so long that they don't have the mental energy to spare on being polite.
May or may not involve an Excrement Statement
. Sometimes a character who engages in this is faking in order to attempt a Bathroom Break-Out
Lastly, this can be played for a very mild form of Toilet Humor
, sometimes as a Bottom of the Barrel Joke
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- In Forrest Gump, both the book and the movie, this is used to indicate Forrest's lack of intelligence and social understanding. Most famously, he does this when he meets the President of the United States. Though he did just drink fifteen Dr Peppers.
President Kennedy: How does it feel to be All-American?
Forrest: I gotta pee.
- In Pulp Fiction, Vincent always crudely announces his need to go, which helps to differentiate him from his more professional counterpart, Jules. It also creates some incongruity with his character, being a professional hitman in a suit and tie.
- In Murder by Death Sam Diamond does this twice, establishing his rudeness.
Diamond: I'm going down the hall to find the can. I talk so much sometimes, I forget to go.
Diamond: Shut up, all of youse! Nobody move! Stay where you are! [snip] I have to go to the can again. I don't want to miss nothing.
- The Merovingian in The Matrix Reloaded, in perhaps the greatest example of his Sophisticated as Hell characterization.
Persephone: Where are you going?
Merovingian: Please, ma cherie, I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss.
- In the film of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Scott does this a few times to show how socially inept he is. A fantastic example occurs when he is caught in an awkward situation, asked about a girl he'd rather not talk about by his current girlfriend: a cut-away shows a wheel of excuses on the inside of his head which spins around and gets caught between "Who, her?" and "I have to pee." Scott's muddled response? "I have to pee on her."
- In a deleted scene from The Enforcer, Harry is drinking beer with Kate, which ends with her drunkenly declaring that she has to pee.
- Later when everyone is heading out to ride with Alex to visit his daughter in Florida before she gets on an airplane for France, Latka uses the "can" line on Louie.
- The Big Bang Theory:
- Played with by Sheldon. Sheldon insists on a bathroom schedule and regulates the time at which meals are eaten in order to control when he and Leonard go to the bathroom, and several episodes concern him discussing this schedule with others. This illustrates both his rigorous need for structure and his totally inept social skills. Played straight by Leonard's mother who will stand and say "I have to urinate" before going to the bathroom.
- Howard's mother Mrs. Wolowitz is very open about when she needs to go, and...er...what's she doing in there. No one really likes being around Mrs. Wolowitz.
- In Friends episode "The One After The Superbowl Part 2", when Chandler's date invites him to the bathroom for sex, he excitedly states "I'm going to the bathroom now!"
- Barney Miller: In the toilet humor category, Fish has to go to the bathroom frequently. It's part of his aging process. Sometimes he announces it and sometimes he just implies it; it's a Running Gag.
- One of Rich's Catch Phrases on Snuff Box is "I gotta piss."
- Leslie in Parks and Recreation sometimes announces her trips to the "Wizz Palace".
- Played for Laughs in an episode of Game On. Mandy jokingly asks if the flatmates should keep each other informed of their bowel movements. Matt then walks by, saying "Just going for a dump, I'll be right back."
- A Monty Python sketch has a woman (Terry Jones) visited by several clandestine lovers as she's in bed next to her dozing husband (Michael Palin). As he's awoken and lulled back to sleep several times by his wife, he finally declares "I'm off for a tinkle!" and walks out, stopping the production of the sketch. (He's actually gone off to his own clandestine affair.)
- The Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode 'Restless' features this exchange in Xander's dream as the gang watches a video of "Apocalypse Now":
Giles: I'm beginning to understand - it's all about the journey, isn't it?
Xander: Well, thanks for making me have to pee! [heads for bathroom]
Buffy: You don't need any help with that, do ya?
Xander: Got a system.
Manga and Anime
- Tamayo Kizaki on Angelic Layer does this earlier in the series in order to indicate that she is still childish. She stops after a particularly heart-wrenching moment of Character Development later in the series when she and Kotaro decide that they need to grow up. It doesn't help that this moment involves the two of them being trapped on an elevator for several hours, and all that implies...
- Discussed by George Carlin, who says in one of his routines how embarrassing it would be for your fiancee to do this at a dinner party:
"I'll be right back! I gotta take a dump!" There seems to be no really genteel way...of announcing publicly...a dump. And frankly I'm not impressed with people who tell you what they're doing. "I'll be right back, I gotta take a shit!" Never Mind! Do what you have to do and leave me out of it! And don't describe it to me when you get back! "Boy, you shoulda seen—" NEVER MIND! "It set off the smoke alarm—" NEVER MIND!!!
- In Questionable Content #1467, Dora is apologizing at length to Faye while they are in line for the ladies' room together. Faye cuts her off mid-speech this way when she reaches the front of the line.
- In a "post hoc" variation, a Fun T-Shirt declares "I Pooped Today!"