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No More for Me

Some startling, extraordinary event occurs, and a bewildered spectator (archetypally, a lone tramp with a bottle) decides that some consumable he/she is working on is causing hallucinations, and promptly throws it away. They might also take a vow of sobriety out loud (often with one hand raised), or write down a pledge to stop drinking or drugging.

If the person realizes their eyes and/or mind is not playing tricks on them, they may either recant or find a loophole in their decision.

As one of those "old-fashioned" comedy gags, it's rarely played straight nowadays. It may be a throwback to the time of Prohibition, when poorly-synthesized bathtub gin could cause brain damage and blindness.

Contrast I Need a Freaking Drink (where the situation will make someone on screen turn to drinking. I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough! is the opposite; demanding more in spite of this sort of thing.

Examples:

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    Anime and Manga 
  • In Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light, Pegasus awakens from a horrific nightmare and swears, "No more white wine spritzers for me." Red wine spritzers are just fine, though, as we learn in his very next scene.
  • Digimon Adventure: A guy with a beer sees a couple of giant Digimon fighting...and simply laments that he's wasted his life.

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    Comic Books 
  • Seeing something startling in a particular truck, Fall Swanhilde in Wet Moon sniffs at a carton of possibly-expired orange juice.
  • An issue of Cerebus the Aardvark puts a twist on this. When a gardener spots what appears to be Lord Julius in a dress (It Makes Sense in Context), he pulls out his flask, takes one last swig, then throws the rest away.
  • In one storyline in The Mighty Thor, a drunk stumbles into an alley and runs into the irate goats pulling Thor's chariot, who've been stranded in the alley while Thor is...temporarily discommoded. He promptly declares he's going on the wagon. Later on, he goes back on it and winds up in the same alley, where he's confronted with the goats, the chariot, and a 6'6 frog in full Thor regalia. As he flees, he swears that this time he really really is never going to touch the stuff again.
  • In Don Rosa's Of Ducks, Dimes, and Destinies, a man sees a time-traveling Magica de Spell magically alter her clothes, and in the next panel his arm can be seen in the background, pouring out the beer her was drinking.
    • Another Rosa story, A Matter Of Gravity, has Magica alter Donalds and Scrooge's personal gravity, causing them to "fall" sideways like they would otherwise fall downwards. At one point they're in the park, standing sideways on a tree trying to think of a way to get to Magica before she can get away. A picknicker spots them, does a double take, then throws away the pickled sausage he's eating and sniffs the brine suspiciously.
  • In Spirou and Fantasio issue "Prisoner of Buddha", Spirou decides to shut Fantasio's rambling by using the Gamma-Ray Energy Device on him, promptly making Fantasio fly out of a hotel window outside before being pulled in. In the process of floating in midair, Fantasio has a short conversation on a man drinking whiskey on the floor below him, through the window. Cut to the next panel of the man pouring the whiskey to the sink, saying "No more 'Morning Whiskeys' for me."
  • In Tintin, this happens to Captain Haddock on various occasions, like when he sees Professor Calculus's portrait speak to him in The Seven Crystal Balls. Of course he can never stick with it.
  • A Wonder Wart Hog story from 1967 has alter ego Philbert Desanex in a San Francisco park full of hippies needing to change into superhero mode. He casually strolls into a circle of marijuana smokers, disappears into the cloud of smoke, and flies out in costume. One smoker nervously declares "No thanks, man, I've had enough!"
  • When Astérix, Obelix, Cacophonix, and the fakir Watziznehm are flying to India in Asterix and the Magic Carpet, they stop by a Roman legionary camp and ask for directions. A drunk legionary, upon seeing the group on their flying carpet, promptly has his head soaked and swears off wine.
    Legionary: Well, Incautius, Gaulish wine too much for you, eh?
    Incautius:, Too true! I swear I'll never be Inote  over the VIInote  again!

    Fan Works 
  • In the third installment of the The X-Files fanfic Talking Appliances, Mulder's cell phone starts talking to Skinner (yes indeed). The latter promptly makes a mental note to himself to cut down on the coffee. The story in question can be found on The Gossamer Project.
  • In the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfic "Screwball Over", after Berry Punch (who is commonly depicted in fanfiction as a bit of a lush) witnesses a small army of miniature versions of Screwballnote  going by, she dumps out a flask of alcohol she was carrying and swears off drinking.
    • There's a fancomic a similar concept, this time concerning the events from season 3 episode "Too Many Pinkie Pies."
  • In this strip, the RED Demoman was drinking as usual when he saw Derpy Hooves. He threw his bottle away afterwards.
  • In Growing Up Kneazle a drunk who saw the flying Ford Anglia taking off poured out the rest of his bottle.
  • In The Last Chance a drunk who saw Harry and Hermione apparate into an alley and then back out again threw his bottle into a trash can.

    Films — Animated 

    Films — Live-Action 
  • Superman II: General Zod sinks into a lake, then levitates himself to the surface and walks across it. Seeing this, a fisherman nearby looks at a cup of something he's drinking and throws it away.
  • Moonraker: James Bond drives an amphibious gondola-car up on the streets of Venice, Italy. A man sees this and looks disbelievingly at the wine he's drinking. A different take on this trope happens slightly earlier, when an elderly chain-smoker throws away his cigarette after seeing a coffin floating in front of him (knocked off a hearse boat during a chase scene).
  • The Pink Panther (original version): Inspector Clouseau and the police are chasing both Phantoms, and everyone is in a ridiculous costume: the Phantoms are dressed as gorillas, Clouseau is a knight, and two police officers are in a zebra costume. For about five minutes, they somehow keep driving through the same intersection, passing the same disbelieving spectator with a bottle of whiskey. Eventually the drunk gets a chair and sits down to watch the rest of the shenanigans.
  • Plan 9 from Outer Space, in a Creator Cameo from Ed Wood. A bit Harsher in Hindsight considering his later alcoholism.
  • The Giant Gila Monster: after some guy sees the giant lizard cross the road. Apparently, drinking and driving simultaneously isn't a good idea.
  • Toyed with in Dogma. The characters, including Jay and Silent Bob, get teleported by an angel from the middle of the woods to a fancy restaurant. Jay looks at the joint he had been smoking and says, "Damn, I think this shit just kicked in!" and continues puffing away.
  • Shown in Attack of the 60 Ft. Centerfold, when a wandering drunk gives up booze upon seeing the titular protagonist.
  • The Amazing Colossal Man, where the sight of titular giant causes one of the occupants of a car to toss away a bottle declaring "Not another drop as long as I live!" When Joel and the Bots riffed the movie, they lampshade the bottle toss before the drunk even says the line.
  • Also happens with the prospector in Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman.
  • In Bringing Up Baby, the gardener starts drinking in response to the crazy goings-on, but pours out his bottle of whiskey when he sees the leopard.
  • In Face/Off, we have Dietrich say "No more drugs for that man" after Archer-as-Castor shows an averse reaction to the cocaine that Castor Troy normally takes and starts talking about how he wants to take "Archer"'s face.....off!
  • Averted in Back to the Future: the homeless guy sees the time machine crash and comments, "drunk drivers!"
  • At the end of Ironweed, the main character Francis sees his wife in a train car. When he realizes that she is a hallucination, he angrily throws his bottle of whiskey (and, symbolically, his alcoholism) out of the car. An extremely rare case where this trope is Played for Drama.
  • In The Playhouse, after being confounded by a pair of identical twins and a series of mirrors, Buster Keaton's character smashes his flask on the floor and writes, "I resolve never to drink anymore." After he realizes he's been dealing with not one girl, but two, he hastily appends the words, "but just as much."
  • In Transporter 2 a drunk bum is in an alley when he sees the heroes' car drive over him, straddling the buildings on either side of the alley. He then looks at his flask in complete shock.
  • In X-Men: First Class, after seeing Riptide demonstrate his power, Hendry's reaction is to ask what the hell Shaw put in his drink.

    Literature 
  • In Bored of the Rings, the rather odd-looking party is camped out at a crossroads:
    Circling far overhead, unseen by the company, the leader of a band of black spy-crows peered through a pair of binoculars, cursed in the harsh tongue of his kind, and swore off grapes for the rest of his life.
  • According to one of the Harry Potter supplemental books, events where small numbers of Muggles had seen some form of magic or magical creature were sometimes covered up by convincing them they'd had too much to drink.
  • In The Hounds of the Morrigan, the Seargent decides he's got to stop taking Quick Nips of his confiscated hooch when he starts seeing flying furniture. Of course, this is merely his Weirdness Censor in play—he really is seeing flying furniture, because a couple of witches have just moved in to the neighborhood.
  • In one episode of Bewitched, Samantha is trying her hand at art, and trying to sculpt a clay bust of Darren. At the same time, Darren invites his boss - who's clearly an alcoholic - over for dinner. Serena decides to have some fun by making the bust of Darrin a perfect likeness, and making one of his boss (making Samantha look like a much better artist than she is) and then making them talk. Eventually, Darrin's poor boss thinks he's hallucinating, and when Samantha tells him he should have a drink, he yells "Never again! When it goes from pink elephants to talking rocks, it's time to get on the wagon!" (So in a way, this was a case of Nice Job Fixing It, Villain for Serena.)
  • During the childrens' book Harry's Mad, Madison the talking parrot tries to use a payphone to contact the human family looking after him. The only person who happens to see this is, of course, drunk, and promptly decides it's time he stopped.
  • In Terry Pratchett's first short story, "The Hades Business", Mr Nicholas Lucifer manifests himself on a football pitch, on Cup Final day. Entire pubs full of people watching the match spontaneously sign the Pledge.
  • In The Colour of Magic, when Twoflower first enters the Broken Drum, the patrons take one look at the Luggage, a magical trunk that walks around on multiple legs, and as one, look into their mugs.
  • In Seanan McGuire's Velveteen Vs The Junior Super Patriots, any innocent river rat who saw the amassed crayfish would have sworn off everything for life, just to avoid the chance of seeing something like that twice.
  • A variant happens in The Borrowers. When the housekeeper finds the Borrowers and starts telling everyone she's seen tiny people in the house, Great-Aunt Sophie finds the idea hilarious. She tells the housemaid, "If you want to get rid of them, the answer is simply! Just keep the cork in." This makes senes, given that Great-Aunt Sophie has seen the Borrowers after she's been drinking, so she always attributes them to being drunken hallucinations.

    Live-Action TV 
  • In The Goodies episode with Frakenfido, a man walking out of an optometrist takes off his new glasses after seeing the giant mutant pup...and promptly walks into a lamppost.
  • Inverted when the Sliders visit a world where mandatory drug use keeps everyone in line. A bystander sees them leave through an interdimensional portal and murmurs, "Oh, this new formula... outstanding!"
  • In an episode of Smallville, washed-up reporter/alcoholic Perry White is wandering through the titular town, and his visit happens to coincide with sunspot activity that's causing Clark Kent's powers to fluctuate uncontrollably. A tractor gets stuck in the mud, and Clark tries lifting it out of the mud, but his super strength is gone... and then it suddenly comes back, and he accidentally launches the tractor into the stratosphere. Some distance away, Perry is walking along, when a tractor falls out of the sky, smashing spectacularly into the road. He takes his flask and pours it out on the ground.
  • On an episode of Jackass, Wee Man is dressed up as an Oompa Loompa while riding around on a skateboard. He skates past a stoner smoking a blunt. The smoker's reaction is a blank stare while exhaling.
  • In one episode of Bewitched, Samantha is trying art as a new hobby, and is sculpting a bust of Darrin; on the same day, Darrin invites his boss - obviously an alcoholic - to their house for dinner. Serena tries to have some fun, making Samantha's low quality bust almost perfect, make one of Darrin's boss too, and make them both talk. After seeing this too much, Darrin's poor boss thinks he's hallucinating and decides to call himself a ride home, and when Samantha suggests he have a drink, he shouts, "Never again! When it goes from pink elephants to talking rocks, you know it's time to get on the wagon!" (So this was very much a Nice Job Fixing It, Villain for Serena, although Samantha and Darrin were still stuck with the two talking sculptures at the end.)

    Newspaper Comics 
  • In a Dilbert story arc, Dilbert becomes so insignificant to the company that he becomes literally invisible. Dogbert proposes having Ratbert sit on his head to attract people's attention. Instead, other people can only see a floating talking rat. Wally then looks at his mug and blames the unusual sight on the Colombian coffee he's drinking.
    • According to Scott Adams, after that strip was published he received a letter from an actual Colombian who didn't like the reference.
  • In one Krazy Kat strip, Krazy has her guitar and a jug of catnip. When she starts singing "Roll Along, silvery Moon," the moon starts to roll through the sky. The last frame shows Krazy dropping the catnip off the cliff.
  • A Garfield strip had him stomp a spider after pouring himself a cup of coffee. As he takes his first sip, a tiny ambulance drives up, two spiders exit it with a stretcher, load the injured spider up, and drive off. Garfield pours his coffee back in the pot as a result.
  • One Mandrake The Magician storyline has a man who's able to run at Super Speed dash past a homeless drunk who's about to take a swig from a whiskey bottle. Seeing this, the drunk promptly throws away the bottle while swearing off alcohol.
  • The Crankshaft strip for September 2nd, 2014 has the Running Gag of Crankshaft lighting his barbecue and the resultant explosion because he used too much lighter fluid. One of Crankshaft's neighbors is drinking a can of beer, sees the flaming barbecue flying through the air and says "That's it! I'm wearing off the sauce for good!"

    Video Games 
  • Happens in World of Warcraft during the quest "Swabbin' Soap". After retrieving the soap in question(in this case, walrus blubber), a Gnome mage conjures a bunch of animate brooms to swab the deck. Cue a nearby pirate saying "That's it... no more grog for me!" and throwing his bottle of grog overboard.
  • Happens in Neverwinter Nights 2:
    Khelgar: Just to make sure my eyes aren't lying to me - a huge suit of armor did smash through here, attack the githyanki - and us - then we drove it back to the portal?
    Neeshka: No... no, that's about right.
    Khelgar: Good. Because if my drinking is catching up with me, I'm stopping right now.
  • Invoked in one of the thought fragments of The World Ends with You:
    I thought I saw someone with wings the other day... No more caffeine.
  • One of the standard enemy reactions to catching a glimpse of Garret in Thief: Deadly Shadows is "I need to take it easy with the wine..."
  • In Spellcasting 201, as part of the initiation trials of the Hu Delta Phart fraternity, you have to break into the basement of the Tappa Kegga Bru fraternity and steal their mascot... an elephant. After seeing the elephant get magically shrunk down until it can fit down the manhole cover, and the manhole cover float off the ground, the guard throws away his beer (Why he doesn't realize that this means magic is involved, when he's in a school for magic, is never mentioned. Maybe he's just too drunk to think about that). Then he rethinks things, and picks the mug up again.

    Web Animation 
  • In episode 10 of Retarded Animal Babies, the cast get sucked into the Internet and wind up at the beginning of their own cartoon. Donkey, who at the time had been smoking a blunt (well, there was one in his mouth anyway), tosses it aside when he sees himself standing before him.

    Webcomics 

    Web Original 
  • The Nostalgia Critic spends his review of IT playing the 'Stephen King Drinking Game' and getting steadily more wasted. However, when Stan's head appears in the fridge and starts talking, all he can do is stare in disbelief and throw away his bottle of Knob Creek.
  • During the 11/28/2010 session of Spoonys Campaign, Spoony surprises everyone by showing off his new headset's voice changer function without warning, suddenly busting out a robotic voice mask. After the laughter calms down, Sean Fausz says "Now I see why people stop drinking! Jeez! I'm done for the night!"

    Western Animation 
  • The Simpsons:
    • In a clip of a Stylistic Suck children's show, a cat sees something astonishing, rubs its eyes, and bats away a small bag labeled "catnip."
    • In another, Maggie reacts to a startling sight by tossing her bottle away.
    • One episode has a drunk in a gutter throw away his bottle in disbelief after seeing a space ship (actually a model rocket Homer just launched), only for it to be caught by a passing businessman. He promptly throws away his briefcase and lies in the gutter drinking the remaining contents.
    Businessman: Hey! Wine!
    • At one time, Barney drank a bottle of organic juice which Homer had accidently made with peyote and began seeing a monster. He promptly got out a drink of alcohol, so that a more familiar Pink Elephant appeared and stepped on the monster, killing it. Barney's crazy all right, but he knows it well enough to choose to stick with the version produced by his current addiction (alcohol).
      Barney: Thanks Pinkie! You've always been there for me!
    • Another episode takes this trope to the extreme with Cletus, his pregnant wife, their children and their unborn child throwing away their bottles of alcohol in quick succession after seeing a bizarre train.
    • In The Movie, the sight of a giant dome being lowered onto Springfield causes all the patrons of the bar to run into a church...and all the people in the church to run into the bar.
  • Looney Tunes examples:
    • In Water, Water, Every Hare Bugs Bunny pours reducing oil on a monster, causing it to shrink. The monster enters a mousehole, kicks out the mouse, and puts out a sign that reads "I quit!" The mouse then takes out a bottle and says, "I quit too!"
    • Subverted in the Chuck Jones short "Punch Trunk": a four-inch-tall elephant had been making its way around town, causing much freaking out. When said elephant encounters a drunk shambling out of a bar, the drunk does a Double Take, then simply glares at his watch and mutters to the elephant "You're late!". As he shuffles away, the drunk adds to himself "He always used to be pink..."
    • In one cartoon starring Hippety Hopper (the baby kangaroo Sylvester keeps confusing for a giant mouse), a man sees Hippety jumping down the street, throws away a flask from his coat pocket and walks away.
      • Another with Hippety has the house bulldog telling Sylvester he'll take care of the mouse himself. But when he sees Hippity in his mother's pouch, he freaks out:
    Bulldog: Come on, cat...let's get outta here! When ya start seein' mice that big with two heads, it's time ta get on da water wagon! (he and Sylvester with packed grips sit atop a water truck)
    • A variation: in another cartoon "Rabbit Seasoning", as Bugs and Daffy hide from Elmer Fudd in the former's rabbit hole, Daffy gets shot in the face after peeking his head out of the hole to see if Elmer is "still lurking about". Bugs suggests that Daffy should act as a decoy and lure Elmer away, to which Daffy dazedly mumbles a non-sequitur response, "No more for me, thanks, I'm drivin'...", and then passes out.
    • In another cartoon, a baby elephant wants to go to America, but can't sneak onto the boat. A crow suggests he paint himself pink, as no one will admit to seeing a pink elephant. Sure enough, the elephant is persistently ignored, complete with drink pouring, which becomes a problem when he tries to get help in joining the circus.
    • In another one, "Mouse Wreckers", Hubie and Bertie use a number of tricks to drive house cat Claude crazy - after one early one, Claude grabs a stepladder, climbs up to a ceiling light fixture, fishes out a bottle of "Cat Nip", hurls it out the window, and recites a pledge.
    • "A Taste of Catnip" has a bulldog scaring Daffy, who is having delusions of thinking he's a cat. When the bulldog sees Daffy meowing and hissing, he throws a bottle of alcohol away.
  • On Mission Hill:
    • Due to an incredibly complicated series of events, a snake passes by Jim making what sounds like baby noises (they are... again, complicated). He looks at the brownie he's eating (which he found "on the subway") and is very pleased with it.
    Jim: *Beat* Can you belive someone left these brownies on the subway?
    • On "Plan 9 From Mission Hill (or I Married A Gay Man from Outer Space)," Gwen and Andy are staring in shock at Wally's B-movie while eating popcorn. Gwen comments that someone must have put drugs in the popcorn. Andy looks at it, and begins shoveling the popcorn down faster.
  • Gargoyles
    • When Oberon enters New York, with a Gargoyle bloodhound on a leash, to hunt down the missing Puck, a passing jogger spots him emerging from the glowing portal. A split second later, Oberon and his hound are disguised as a white-haired man in a trenchcoat who is out walking his dog. The jogger stares at him for a moment, then pours out the contents of his water-flask. (Said jogger was a bit of a running gag in the series — he's one of its many examples of Yuppie Couple — and would often pass by the gargoyles after sunrise, to comment on 'those strange statues.')
    • After seeing Brooklyn escape them on his motorcycle (and opening his wings), one of the cops pursuing him swears off sugar and throws away the donuts they were eating earlier.
  • In the animated adaptation of Raymond Briggs' The Snowman, when the boy and the Snowman fly from England to the North Pole, they pass a cruise ship whose passengers are in the middle of a Christmas party. A reveller with a paper crown on his head sees them through the window, gasps, and then gapes in confusion at the bottle of spirits in his hand.
  • In the cartoon "Pink Pajamas", a man that wants to quit alcohol and calls his A.A. sponsor to help him, all because he saw a Pink Panther.
  • A What Could Have Been example: In the original My Little Pony movie, one of the ponies would search for help, crossing over into Hasbro's other cartoons in the process, including The Transformers and G.I. Joe. When she arrived at the latter, she would encounter Shipwreck, who would swear off drinking as a result. Hasbro nixed it.
  • In The Flintstones Barney hurt his foot and had to scream into a nearby mail box to conceal it. Soon after, a mailman opens the mail box and gets a loud scream right in his face, and then he remarks "I gotta stop eating at those cheap restaurants." This joke occurs several times on the show.
  • Played for laughs in one Tom and Jerry cartoon. Jerry's sitting at a window, eating a hunk of cheese, when he glances outside and sees Tom apparently flying under his own power. He pulls a Double Take, looks with wide eyes toward the audience, then looks at the cheese and promptly flings it away.
  • In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squidbob Tentaclepants", Squidward and Spongebob get fused together as a result of one of Sandy's experiments. After seeing them ride into the Krusty Krab on Squidward's bike, a fish exclaims "I got to lay off the hot sauce", and puts down his food.
  • Johnny Test:
    • In one episode, Johnny convinces a store clerk that Dukey's presence in the building isn't real, but just a hallucination. Dukey helps this along by talking. The clerk pours out his coffee.
    • In another episode, two cops see Johnny, Dukey, and Bling-Bling Boy (All transformed into babies) drive by in motorized baby carriages. They also pour out their coffee.
  • In The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy episode "Grim for a Day", Billy and Grim switch places for the day, only to find that it's literally turning them into each other. When Mandy sees the end results, she says "I need to stop drinking steak sauce."
  • In Will Vinton's Closed Mondays claymation short, the protagonist is a drunken man. When he notices ome of the exhibits coming alive, he does a double take just to be sure.

    Real Life 
  • Some of the spectacular visual effects from Inception were created in Real Life, rather than relying in CGI. Before filming started one day, a bum walked onto the blocked-off street being used as a set, and asked one of the producers if there was really a freight train in the middle of the street. When the producer answered in the affirmative, the bum decided that maybe he was drinking too much.


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