Hard Drinking Tropes

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."

Tropes about alcoholic beverages and the consumption thereof. But you don't need to read this index! You can quit any time you want! *hic*

Compare The Smoking Section, Nightlife Index.

Theesh Topes — theesh Topes Are Some of the Besht in the World! I love them sho much! *hic*

And I'll tell you when I've had too many tropes!
Nappa: Vegeta! What does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol content?
Nappa: WHAT? Nine percent? How the hell is he even alive?