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->''"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."''
-->--'''[[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]'''

Tropes about alcoholic beverages and the consumption thereof. But you don't need to read this index! [[BlatantLies You can quit any time you want!]] [[AlcoholHic *hic* ]]

Compare TheSmokingSection, NightlifeIndex.
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[[index]]
* AddledAddict
* AlcoholHic
* TheAlcoholic
* AlcoholicParent
* AlcoholInducedIdiocy
* AllBeerIsAle
* BarBrawl
* BarSlide
* UsefulNotes/BeerCommercials
* {{Beergasm}}
* BingeMontage
* BoozeBasedBuff
* BoozeFlamethrower
* BottledHeroicResolve
* ButLiquorIsQuicker
* CanCrushingCranium
* CantHoldHisLiquor
* DescentIntoAddiction
* DesignatedDriver
* DiscreetDrinkDisposal
* DrinkOrder
* DrinkingContest
* DrinkingGame
* DrinkingOnDuty
* DrowningMySorrows
* DrowningOurRomanticSorrows
* DrunkDriver
* TheDrunkenSailor
* DrunkOnMilk
* DrunkenMaster
* DrunkenMontage
* DrunkenSong
* DryCrusader
* ExpensiveGlassOfCrap
* FakeHigh
* FlairBartending
* FrothyMugsOfWater
* GargleBlaster
* GiganticGulp
* AGlassOfChianti
* HairOfTheDog
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl
* HangoverSensitivity
* HealItWithBooze
* HideousHangoverCure
* HillbillyMoonshiner
* IDoNotDrinkWine
* INeedAFreakingDrink
* INever (a type of drinking game)
* IllTakeTwoBeersToo
* IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough
* IgnoredConfession
* IntoxicationEnsues
* InVinoVeritas
* JohnBarleycornAndFriends
* LadyDrunk
* LampshadeWearing
* LibationForTheDead
* LiquidCourage
* MilitaryMoonshiner
* NailedToTheWagon
* NecktieHeadband
* TheNeedForMead
* NeverGetsDrunk
* NoMoreForMe
* OdeToIntoxication
* OffTheWagon
* OneDrinkWillKillTheBaby
* PinkElephants
* PlayingDrunk
* QuickNip
* RecoveredAddict
* ARoundOfDrinksForTheHouse
* SaintBernardRescue
* SentimentalDrunk
* SingleMaltVision
* SommelierSpeak
* SorryOciffer
* SuddenlySober
* ATankardOfMooseUrine
* TenWithATwo
* TheTeetotaler
* ToAbsentFriends
* [[DrinkingGame/TVTropesWiki TV Tropes Wiki Drinking Game]]
* UmbrellaDrink
* UnsuspectinglySoused
* VodkaDrunkenski
* WateringDown
* WhatDidIDoLastNight
* WineIsClassy
[[/index]]

''And I'll tell you when I've had too many tropes!''
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-->'''[[Anime/DragonBallZ Nappa]]''': Vegeta! What does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol content?
-->'''Vegeta''': [[OffTheScale It's OVER NINE PERCENT!!!]] [[AGlassInTheHand (crushes breathalyzer in hand)]]
-->'''Nappa''': WHAT? Nine percent? How the hell is he even ''alive?''
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