These tropes are unusual combinations of two existing tropes, so they will never happen.
Compare to Too Obscure or Bizarre, Too Specific, ABC Meets XYZ and Silly Puns.
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These tropes are unusual combinations of two existing tropes, so they will never happen.
Compare to Too Obscure or Bizarre, Too Specific, ABC Meets XYZ and Silly Puns.