Tropes That Will Never Happen / X Meets Y

These tropes are unusual combinations of two existing tropes, so they will never happen.

Compare to Too Obscure Or Bizarre, Too Specific, ABC Meets XYZ and Silly Puns.


Dishonorable mentions:


http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TropesThatWillNeverHappen/XMeetsY