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Tropes That Will Never Happen:
X Meets Y
These tropes are
unusual combinations of two existing tropes so they will never happen
Too Obscure Or Bizarre
ABC Meets XYZ
Awesome Moment of Funny
Complete Monster Clown
Crowning Moment of Awesome But Impractical
Crowning Moment of Tearjerker is on here no matter how many times it gets , damn it.
YKTTW'd Crowing Moment of Natter
Crowning Moment of Nightmare Fuel
Crowning Moment of Furry.
Crowning Moment Of Mary Sues
Crowning Moment of Evil
Crowning Music Of Funny
Everything's Better With Smeerps
Down The Smeerp Hole
Everything's Tastier With Babies
Chinese People Blowing Up
Crowning Moment of Average
Crowning Moment of The Same but More
What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy.
Third Person Promoter: you try to promote yourself, but in third Person.
The Trope Too Good To Use
Crowning Moment of Crowning
Awesome Moment of Crowning
 Pretty much any movie that centers around a character's pregnancy, then shows the actual childbirth during the climax has one of these. (Example: Knocked Up)
Dethroning Moment of Crowning
Suck Moment of Dethroning
Crowning Crown Of Crowning
Humans Are Not Weasel
Awesome Moment Of Awesome
Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery
Have a Nice Death, where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".
Dethroning Moment of Awesome
Arson Murder And Zoidberg
Xanatos And Zoidberg Fight Crime
Thirty Zoidberg Pileup
The Compressed Vice Is Always Wrong
Kick The Zoidberg
Everything's Better With Zoidberg
Sliding Scale Of Incest
That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your Opposite-Sex Clone to obeying laws against miscegenation.
Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?
For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.
No, maximum Squick requires both clones be male and somehow result in a double Mr. Seahorse.
Somehow, one could guess that there'd be a example on either end of that scale.
Fire Emblem Crowning Moment Of Rosie Palms
What, you mean masturbating to a video of two people of one's preferred gender watching each other masturbate? What troper hasn't done that?
Planet Of The Shaggy Dogs Ending
Rape As Shaggy Dog Story
Rape the Shaggy Dog Story (not the dog, the story)
Butt Monkey Sticker
Princesses Prefer This Troper
Did You Just Punch Out Sexy Flanders?
We Cannot Go On Without Tropey the Wonder Dog
Chaste Toons By Angry Natives
Screaming Groin Attack
Isn't this the norm?
Not if you attack with your screaming groin.
Crowning Moment of Rule 34
By definition, I think every instance of Rule 34 is a Crowning Moment.
Timey Wimey Idiot Ball
Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
With Battle Royale Panty Shots
The Dog Kicked Me First, In The Nuts!
Crowning Moment Of Dethroning
Most times La Résistance wins, actually.
Dethroning Moment of Crowning
A birth scene that ruins the movie?
Dethroning Suck Of Awesomecrowns
High-Octane Moment Of Fuel
Timey Moment Of Wimey Groins
Evil Power Vacuum Cleaner
Made Of Xanatos
Gambit Potato Chips
Tear Jerk Ass
Fridge Full Of Wing Wang
The Elf Shot First
You Fail Ruined FOREVER
Evangelion is still not that good.
Sacrificial Ensemble Darkhorse
Yay Ho— cheering for a prostitute
Sucking The Crown From A Moment
Made Of Fap ( Fetish Fuel meets Rule 34 - downgraded from Too Dangerous)
Everything Is Better With This Troper
You Fall In The Abyss Forever
Crowning Moment Of Fanservice
One-Winged Kavorka Man
Those Wacky Nazis Love David Hasselhoff
Snark Incontinence, although it's certainly Truth in Television.
Evangelion Really Isn't That Troper
Grim Dark Lolita
Cute Complete Monster Girl
The Other Wookie
So Awesome It's Horrible
Ho Ho Ho Yay
I Will Fight Crime No More Forever
Thirty Yandere Pileup
Crowning Moment Of Ho Yay
Crowning Moment of Suck
Captain Obvious Ersatz: when a Captain Ersatz character is far too obvious.
What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?
Three Minutes of Writhing With Porn
Overly Short Gag
Tingle Loves David Hasselhoff
They Fight Crime ... IN SPACE!
Nintendo Hard Gay
A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?
If you're a gay man, have you ever tried the missionary position with your partner? Is that even possible?
American Kirby Is Hard Gay
All Amazons Want Cheerleaders
Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
Shaggy Xanatos Story
An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.
Spanner in the Works
Timey Wimey Dodecahedron
Complaining About The Research
Complaining About Research You Did Not Do
I Just Want To Be A Physical God
Tropes That Must Not Happen
Tropes That Must Not Be Named
Earn Your Gainax Ending
Crowning Moment Of Executive Meddling
Retro Yay (A bunch of boys probably stole a Playboy and masturbate together in their treehouse, much like in The Fifties.)
Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)
Rez Yay (An otherwise-straight guy watches Westerns for Shirtless ProudWarriorRaceGuys.)
It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
Holding Out For Someone Taller
Rape Is Funny When It's Skitty On Wailord
Kawaii! Fridge Magnet
Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life
Spell My Name With A Smeerp
One-Scene Wonder Toast
Fetish Retardant Fetishist
Crack Fandom Rivalry
Complaining About Ships That Don't Exist
Complaining About Ghost Ships.
Draco in Pimped-Out Dress
Humans are Magnificent Bastards
No, Just No Yay
Fridge Badass: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in .)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull High Octane Sweet Dreams Fuel
Offscreen Moment of Funny
Missed Music of Awesome
Missed Moment of Heartwarming
Missed Moment of Suck
Crowning Moment of Mistresses
Crowning Moment of Moments
Hats To Run Away From Really Fast
Knight Meets Baby
What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
Where The Hell Is Ron the Death Eater
Draco In Robe and Wizard Hat
You Know, That Thing Where The Hell Is Springfield
Did You Just Punch Out Mary Sue?
Broke Your Arm Punching Out Mary Sue
High Octane Nausea Fuel
High Octane Fetish Fuel
Crowning Moment Of Asshole
Ron the Death Eater In Leather Pants (making a good character more evil, then making the evil version sexy)
You actually see quite a bit of fanfiction that does this to Harry in the fandom..
Harry Potter Did You Just Slap-Slap-Kiss Cthulhu?
Fridge Fetish Fuel
Digital Piracy Is Evil Is Sexy
New Media Are Affably Evil
Subverted Trope vs Dubverted Trope.
Seinfeld Is So Unfunny It's Funny
Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive response, turns into Fragile Flower.
He Who Fights Cute Monster Girls
Arrogant Old Spice Guy
Everthing is Better Than Canon
Everything Sounds Sexier In Norwegian
Everything Sounds Sexier In Simlish
Yay Foe - When the hero congratulates the villain on doing such a great job.
Sealed Chaotic Neutral In A Can
Dropped The Research On Him
When the author is unsettled that he got the facts wrong.
Those Wacky Nazis By Any Other Name
Aliens Speaking Simlish
Crying Magical Native American
Rousseau Was Horribly Right
Those Two Yaoi Guys
Brown Panty Thief
Executive Avatar: When a big-shot executive forces writers to insert him into their work.
Calvin And Hobbes Were Right
Xanatos Was Right
Zoidberg Was Right
The Wright Brothers Were Right
Incredibly Lame Bond One-Liner
Dick jerker (
Fanservice) Shoot The Shaggy Frog
The Same But Wait, There's More!
Dropped An Unsettling Gender-Reveal On Him
Did You Just Punch Out The Dog?
Badass Has A Point
My Friends... and The Dog
Repurposed Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly Song
Fat Black Best Friend
Magical Negro Girl
Like Reality But
Awesomer Citation NEEDLESS
Stupid Time Lord Hitler
Everything Is Sexier If Time Lord
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Mind Screw
Licked By The Shaggy Dog
Unwinnable by Insane Design Mistake
Unwinnable by Sanity: When any sane person would realize the objective of the game is impossible, so it is. What, you didn't think a ragtag bunch of misfits could really overthrow a galactic empire, did you?
SNK Boss meets Villain Sue AKA Arc System Works boss.
Those Two Arrogant Kung Fu Guys
Not Wearing Magic Pants
Badass in a Nice Soup
Hot Chick in a Badass Soup
My Soup Is Also Super
Soup Up Of Destiny
Cute And Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
Locking Shows You Don't Like In The Store Cupboard
Nice Job Raping It, Hero
Our Steves Are Different
Everyone Is Jesus In Leather Pants
All Just A Meme
Everybody's Too Dumb to Live, Dave
Knight of Reverse Cerebus
Hair of Gold, Heart of Jerk
Hair of Jerk, Heart of Gold
Hidden Heart of Jerk
Hooker with a Heart of Jerk
Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Jerk
Catapult Nightmare Fuel
Some Bridges Need To Be Dropped
Cast From Meaningless Points
Wild Mass Gushing
Especially My Friends
The Dog Shooed First
Dude, She's Like Not Funny!
What Do You Mean, It's Not a Subversion?
Schrödinger's Cat Girl: Until it is measured, a work both does and does not have a Cat Girl in it.
Photo Op With The Scrappy
Lights Off, Everyone Dies
Animal Discretion Shot
Dead Darkhorse Trope
I Am Become Song, Destroyer of Worlds
You Can't Fight Tempting Fate
Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliché Storm
Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
Mohs Scale of Cliché Storm Hardness
Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
All Hail King Zoidberg
Down With The Tyrant Zoidberg
Didn't those three actually happen?
Disney Princess Fanservice
Quickly, to deviantART! (Other art sources are available.)
Did You Just Punch Out Scrappy?
Ho Yandere: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
Earn Your Downer Ending
Sidetracked By The Red String
They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome
Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny
Z Word Privileges
Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming Squick
No True Art Is Made By Scotsmen
Word of God Is A Lying Bastard
Jumping the Beard (aka They Made It Awesome, So It Sucks)
They Wasted a Perfectly Good Porn
Giant Space Jews From Nowhere
Dropped an Anvil on Him
Up to Eleventy Zillion
The Walrus Was Jesus In Purgatory
Crowning Moment Of Punny
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Jaywalking
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
Did You Just Have Sex? With Cthulhu?
Word Of A God Am I
Everyone Is Bigger Than Jesus In Purgatory
Have You Seen My Word of God?
Beam Me Up, No True Scotsman
So Bad It's Horrible History Metal
Last Note Sweet Dreams
Space Jew Aesop
Crowning Moment of Awesome, Dear Boy
A Scientist Did It
Robe And Scientist Hat
You Gotta Have Blue Jews
Van In White
Damned By a Fool's Faint Praise
Did You Just Call Cthulhu A Smeerp?
Man, I Feel Like Big Brother Is Watching
The Red Stapler Will Ruin Your Life
Big Brother Is Watching the Watchmen
Arson Murder And Zoidberg
Truth In TV Land
Call A Rabbit A Meatbag
Crowning Moment Of Moment Killer
Crowning Moment of Weakness
Crowning Uncomfortable Elevator Moment
Big Brother Is Watching " Big Brother"
Back To Back Dumbasses
Sweet Dreams Face
Sweet Dreams Fuel Coloring Book
With Friends Like These, Who Needs Their Whole Body?
Talladega Nights Days
The Complainer Is Always Horribly Wrong
Dead Winged Unicorn Trope
Back to Front Badasses
Entry Pimp ed-Out Dress
Screw You, Elves! I Have Money!
Heterosexual Platonic Life Partners
Bears Are Bearers Of Bad News
Insult To Poor Predictable Rocks
Duck Season, Rabbit Season And Zoidberg Season
Duck Season Smeerp Season
Dropped a Brick Joke on Him
Lie Back And Think Of Zoidberg
Shock and Awe And Jaywalking
Just Between You and Me And My GUARDS
Ladies and Germs ...And Zoidberg
You Are Worth Ironic Hell
Glad I Thought It Would Fail
Dethroning Moment Of Your Movie Sucks
Poor Predictable Rock and Roll
Jumping the Shark's Bones
Stupid Sexy Framing Device
My Friends... and Larry
Dead Kenny Trope
A Wizard Did Your Mom
I Just Shot Zoidberg in the Face
Intercourse With Zoidberg
This actually happened in the episode "Stench and Stenchibility".
Everything's Deader Than Disco with Zombies
Did You Just Punch Out Zoidberg?
"Awesome Aneurysm" Moment
"Heartwarming Aneurysm" Moment
"Nightmare Fuel Aneurysm" Moment
"Tearjerker Aneurysm" Moment
"Suck Aneurysm" Moment
"Fetish Fuel Aneurysm" Moment
"Nausea Fuel Aneurysm" Moment
"Sweet Dreams Fuel Aneurysm" Moment
Time Police Brutality
Hey Its That Chekhov's Gun
Deader Than Disco Dan
They Changed It, Now It's Awesome
It's The Same, Now It's Awesome
They Copied It, Now It's Awesome
It's Popular, Now It's Awesome
It's Easy, So It's Awesome
Gushing About Shows You Don't Like
Gushing About People Liking The Show
Gushing About People Not Liking The Show
Everything's Deader With Disco
Did You Just Shoot Cthulhu In the Face?
Lie Back And Think of the Children!
Loners Are Mermaids
Real Life Examples Only, Please
Indifferent Moment of Crowning
Luke, I Am My Own Grandpa
Painting The Frost On The Medium
Extreme Omnisexual Aesop
Getting Crap Painted On Your Soul
A Wizard Jesus Did It
Why Don't You Just Shoot Marvin In The Face?
Why Don't You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?
Misunderstood Loners with Hearts of Gold Are Freaks
My Own Badass Grandpa
A Wizard's Butler Did It
Bleached Underpants Thief
Modesty Shorts Make Long Delays
Black and Gold are Awesome
Broken Hypercompetent Sidekick
Why Don't You Just Have Sex?
They Just Didn't Care Bear Stare
A Very Special Wham Episode
The Battle Butler Did It
Always Summon Bigger Fish
That Came Out Strong
The Ear Worm That Walks
We Want Our Heart of Jerk Back
Hypo critical Annoyance
I Need No Confusing Multiple Negatives
Hoist By His Own Picard
Most Writers Are Bastards
Stupid Sexy Hitler
Twenty Percent More Crowning Moments of Awesome
Getting Crab Past the Radar
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt Filler
This Is Your Premise !
IN SPACE Arson Murder And Squick
Draco In Lederhosen
Punctuated! For! Emphasis! Bitch!
I Ate What.
Threatening the Shark
Jumping the Megalodon
Just Here For Zoidberg (seriously, this will NEVER happen)
You Keep Using That Perfectly Cromulent Word
Amazon Brigade Bait
How Do I Shot the Dog?
How Do I Shot Marvin In The Face?
I Just Shot Marvin IN SPACE!
Interface Screw driver
The Web Shoot First
Biting the Wax Tadpole Humor
Burn The Hot Witch!
I'm Going to Disney World For This
Like The Unmasqued World Unless Noted
Worthless Green Rocks
Ass in Ambadassador
Poor Worthless Yellow Rock
Extra Eyes, Zero Soul
What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made !
IN SPACE Arson, Murder and Arson-Murder
Epileptic Aluminum Christmas Trees
The Television Talk ed First
Cute Retired Monster
Retired Monster Girl
You Sexy Beast of the Apocalypse
The Taming of The GRU
Distracted By The Sexy Flanders
Viewers are Marines
Gender Ben t For Leather
Video Game Cruelty Unishment
What Would Crystal Dragon Jesus Do?
Gambit Russian Roulette
No Such Thing As Crystal Dragon Jesus
Rock Opera Disease
Hell Is That Accent
All Germans Are Grammar Nazis
Fauxd Was Right
Horde of Alien Space Bats
Not Using The Z Name
Yo Ho Ho Yay