on jet skis. Cool huh? Nah, not really.
Attractive ’90s punks struggling for water will be the driving force of the plot, such as it is, which led me to call this movie 'What If Dune
starred the cast of Hackers
?' And again, I really like Lori Petty, but what you could charitably refer to as Tank Girl
's 'irreverent humor' blows past comedy and gets to 'grating' toute de suite.
A magical princess story in a violent space universe...they don't quite gel. The point I'm trying to make is that little girls aren't gonna watch this. Jay:
I don't think anyone
wanted to watch this.
So, how does the actual game play? Imagine this: a sidescrolling action game, one that would involve precision platforming and the need for careful controls
. All right, now imagine it uses more or less the exact same control setup as MK3
. If you don't go run screaming from this article yet, you might be fit to play this. 'Might' being the key word here...imagine a Prince of Persia
mod made by an insane person.
Tat Wood, in what may be the single most psychologically revealing moment in the whole of About Time
, asks 'what other programme would give you a western in a swamp
' as if this is some sort of mark of distinction or a reason to like this story, but for those of us who are not Tat Wood the fact remains that this is not a combination that really sells itself to us.