- Humans Are So Okay, It's Average
- I Let Gwen Stacy Die Free
- I'm Going to Disney World For This
- What happens when you get in trouble with the Walt Disney Company?
- I'm Going to Ironic Hell For This
- I'm Going to Development Hell For This
- I'm Going to Hawaii for This
- I'm Going to Helvetica for This
- I'm Going to Helsinki for This
- I'm Going to Reykjavik for This
- I'm Going to Bullet Hell For This
- I'm Going to Hell on Earth For This
- I'm Going to Fire and Brimstone Hell For This
- I'm Going To Hell and Back For This
- I'm Going to Ride to Hell: Retribution For This
- Moogles Do it Better
- Insult to Poor Predictable Rocks
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Kung Fu
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Gun Fu
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Wire Fu
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Car Fu
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Waif-Fu
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Kung-Foley
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Kung-Shui
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Forklift Fu
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Kung-Shui
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Too Much
- Knows a Guy Who Knows You Know I Know
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Mortal Kombat
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Madden Kombat
- "Knows a Guy Who Knows You're in There Somewhere" Fight
- Knows a Guy Who Does Not Know His Own Strength
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Your True Name
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Where You Live
- Knows a Guy Who Knows About Timed Hits
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Morse
- Knows a Guy Who Knows Those Two Guys
- Knows A Guy Who Was Kung Fu Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Gun Fu Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Wire Fu Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Car Fu Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Waif-Fu Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Kung-Foley Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Kung-Shui Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Forklift Fu Fighting
- Knows A Guy Who Was Juggle Fu Fighting
- Lie Back and Think of the Children!
- Lie Back and Think of the Censors!
- Lie Back and Think of London, England
- Lie Back and Think of Bonnie Scotland
- Lie Back and Think of Scotireland
- Lie Back and Think of Ancient Grome
- Lie Back and Think of the Potential
- Lie Back and Think in Text
- Lie Back and Think Nothing of It
- Lie Back and Think Happy Thoughts
- Lie Back and Think Unsexy Thoughts
- Lie Back and Don't Think This Trough
- Lie Back and Don't Think, Feel
- Strange Minds Think of England
- Did You Think of England?
- It Can Think of England
- I Don't Think of England
- I Don't Pay You to Think of England
- Why Didn't I Think of England?
- Lie Back and Think of Maud
- Loners Are Mermaids
- Nature Adores a Virgin Sacrifice
- iZoidberg
- Hugh Mann Is a Moron
- Hate Sink Parents (Parents that are made to be as unlikable as possible)
- Saotome Genma, Ikari Gendo, Endeavor, and Fire Lord Ozai.
- Complete Monster Parents (Overlaps with The Same, but More)
- Shou Tucker, Medusa Gorgon, and Ragyo
- Jumping the Voodoo Shark
- The Man Is Carrying a Big Stick to the Man
- Like an Odd Married Couple
- Horny Mad Scientist
- Mind Hive Hairdo
- I Know You Know I Know Kung Fu
- Molotov Cock Fight
- Law of 108
- Mooks Ate My Homework
- Mooks Ate My Balls
- Minor Injury Underreaction
- Major Injury Overreaction
- Nightmare Retardant Station Attendant
- Impossible Censor Shadow Puppets
- Interactive Ficton
- Darrinpedia
- Hula and Totem Poles
- If You Taunt Him, You Will Be Spared
- I'm Taking My Girl Back Home with Me!
- Mega Maneki Neko
- Meet The New Optional Boss
- Magnificent Bastard Bastard
- Ineffectual Synthetic Plague
- Chesto Burster
- I Am A Chest Monster
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots Who Don't Do Anything
- Psycho Knife Nut Fight
- Music to Run Away From Really Fast
- Hand Wave Motion Gun
- I Have This Friend Who Has This Friend
- Man of Unobtainium
- N.E.O. Superpower
- Hooker with a Test Tube (See Horny Mad Scientist above.)
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce
- In A Minus World
- I Do Not Drink Two Beers Either
- Masochist's Mega Meal Challenge
- Just Pennies Into the Future
- Nightmare of Normality Fuel
- Jerkass Gods Need Prayer Badly
- Hogn Knog Tyop
- I Can't Believe a Guy Like You Is Saying This
- Luke, I Am Your Opponent
- Megamix Corp
- Mess of Woe on a Plate
- If Jesus, Then Space Jesus
- Nothing but Skull Cups
- Heel–Face Revolving Door Slam (You've messed with me for the last time, now I shall Take Over the World! But wait, perhaps I'm being a bit hasty here, betraying my friends that I love. And hasty is how I play! Muahahahaha! On second thou- *BANG*)
- Administrivia.Hate Sinkhole (E.g. "Guy Blahson is a commercially successful American rapper whose musical
career lasted from 1989 to 2020.") - Names to Wear Pants to
- Knight Templar in Sour Armor
- Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery
- Have a Nice Death, where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".
- A game where "Impossible" really is impossible, like Suspended (where the sun goes nova a few turns in) and Penn and Teller's Smoke and Mirrors (where Lou Reed shoots you with a laser and explains the difference between "very difficult" and "impossible.")
- Nightmare Sugar
- Crapsaccharine World
- Literal Diabetes
- Kick The Zoidberg
- Shoot The Zoidberg, Rape The Zoidberg, Eat The Zoidberg
- High-Octane Moment Of Fuel
- Made Of Xanatos
- Made Of Fap (Fetishes meet Rule 34 - downgraded from Too Dangerous)
- Humans Are Not Weasel
- I Just Want To Be A Physical God
- I Will Fight Crime No More Forever
- I Will Fight the Forever War No More
- Nintendo Hard Gay
- A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?
- If you're a gay man, have you ever tried the missionary position with your partner? Is that even possible?
- American Kirby Is Hard Gay
- Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)
- Neil Patrick Harris in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas.
- Humans are Magnificent Bastards
- No, Just No Yay
- High Octane Sweet Dreams Fuel
- Diabetes for the Glurge Addict?
- It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
- Holding Out For Someone Taller
- Missed Music of Awesome
- Take Our Word for It used for music in literature and comics.
- Missed Moment of Heartwarming
- Missed Moment of Suck
- Hats To Run Away From Really Fast
- The Double Black Hat Guy from xkcd?
- Doris from Meet the Robinsons.
- Knight Meets Baby
- High Octane Nausea Fuel
- High Octane Fetish Fuel
- Jerkass Normal
- Jerkass Adorable
- Jerkass Pacifist
- AmJerkassador
- "Ass" in Ambassador already exists.
- "Ass" in Amjerkassador
- Magical Negro Girl
- My Friends... and The Dog
- Licked By The Shaggy Dog
- Not Wearing Magic Pants
- Locking Shows You Don't Like In The Store Cupboard
- Nice Job Raping It, Hero
- Incest Bonus
- Knight of Reverse Cerebus
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Jerk
- Hair of Jerk, Heart of Gold
- Hidden Heart of Jerk
- Hooker with a Heart of Jerk
- Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Jerk
- Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliché Storm
- Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
- That might actually be useful come to think of it.
- Mohs Scale of Cliché Storm Hardness
- Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
- Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
- Lights Off, Everyone Dies
- Killer Smeerp
- Ho Yandere: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
- Probably would be a subtrope of Depraved Homosexual.
- Heartwarming Moment Squick
- No True Art Is Made By Scotsmen
- Jumping the Beard (aka They Made It Awesome, So It Sucks)
- An extreme form of So Bad, It Was Better?
- Giant Space Jews From Nowhere
- Have You Seen My Word of God?
- Last Note Sweet Dreams
- Guide Dammit
- Man, I Feel Like Big Brother Is Watching
- Nostalgia Fuel
- My Friends... and Larry
- Jumping the Shark's Bones
- I Just Shot Zoidberg in the Face
- Intercourse with Zoidberg
- This actually happened in the episode "Stench and Stenchibility".
- It's What I Do for a Book
- Hey, It's That Chekhov's Gun!
- It's The Same, Now It's Awesome
- It's Popular, Now It's Awesome
- This reaction is mainly invoked by a Pop Culture Snob.
- It's Easy, So It's Awesome
- Hate Smart
- Luke, I Am My Own Grandpa
- Misunderstood Loners with Hearts of Gold Are Freaks
- My Own Badass Grandpa
- Modesty Shorts Make Long Delays
- Hypocritical Annoyance
- I Need No Confusing Multiple Negatives
- Hoist By His Own Picard
- Most Writers Are Bastards
- I Ate What.
- Jumping the Sharktopus
- Just Here For Zoidberg (seriously, this will NEVER happen)
- How Do I Shot the Dog?
- Interface Rape
- How Do I Shot Marvin In The Face?
- I Just Shot Marvin IN SPACE!
- Interface Screwdriver
- Like The Unmasqued World Unless Noted
- Gambit Russian Roulette
- No Such Thing As Crystal Dragon Jesus
- Hell Is That Accent
- Horde of Alien Space Bats
- Not Using The Z Name
- HA HA HA—No Yay
- Not in This for Your Space Jesus
- Luke, I Am Not My Father
- Mook Bushido
- "Not Wearing Pants" Dreams For Everyone
- I Know Kung-Foley
- Louis Cypher Language
- Most Writers Have Cacti
- How Do I Shot Wub?
- Mr. Fan Disservice
- Jerk with a Heart of Worthless Yellow Rocks
- My Hovercraft is Full of Alien Wing Wong
- I Have No Mouth And I Must Sing
- Mind Rape Is A Special Kind of Evil
- Laser Guided Karma Houdini
- High Octane Fanfic Fuel
- Man I Feel Like A Woman Scorned
- Mind Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
- Hey, It's That Bee-Bee Gun!
- Luke, I Killed Your Father (From a certain point of view.)
- Mundane Utility Made Awesome
- Most Writers Are Dogs
- Black And Blue Are Divine
- No More For Mii
- Not Wearing Pants Dreams Fuel
- Hollywood Atlas Superpowers
- My Friends... And the Rest
- Humans Are Card Carrying Villains
- Girl-on-Girl Morality
- His Nayme Is...
- I Have No Mouth, And The Eye Must Scream
- Hard on Soft Science Fiction
- What kind of critic does not do that?
- Hard On Soft Is Hot
- Hollywood Acid Sequence
- Like You Would Really Do It, Unless Noted
- Like a Virgin Sacrifice
- Have You Tried Not Being a Complete Monster?
- Ludicrous Precision F-Strike
- Ludacris Speed
- My Hovercraft Is Full Of Crazy
- No Swastikas Were Harmed
- No True Scottish Trope
- Nightmare Tear Jerker: It's scary and depressing at the same time! Fun!
- May the Masterforce Be With You
- How Do I Shot JFK?
- Knight Templar of Cerebus
- Magic Knight of Cerebus
- Magic Knight Templar
- Magic Knight Templar of Cerebus, while we're at it
- Hiding Behind The Man
- It Will Never Catch Up
- Hard-Work Montage Hardly Works
- I Hit You, You Hit The Ground Harder
- Heroic MST
- It's Probably Nothing but Hits (when you can't really make out what's playing on the radio, but figure it's probably just the top 40 anyways)
- Just For The Evulz
- What Do You Mean, It's Not a Trope?
- Kid Detective Animal
- Weslie probably qualifies in that one season.
- Maybe Magic from Technology, Maybe Mundane Made Awesome
- Instrumentality of Murder
- It's Gravity, So It Sucks!
- Left It IN SPACE!
- Is This Thing Still on Drugs? (You remember thinking "This must have been made under the influence of drugs" about a work a long time ago, and are wondering if that work is still on drugs.)
- Is This Thing on Drugs? (What you asked at first.)
- My Own Nazi Grandpa
- Job-Stealing Robot Buddy
- Job Stealing Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
- Killer Robot Buddy
- Memetic Mutants
- Metronomic Monster Mash
- My Little Panzer and Zoidberg
- I Reject Your Happy Ending
- Inspector Obvious
- Hive Mind Hive
- Letters 2 Numbers Filed Off
- "Holy Shit!" Fakeout
- Jerkbutt
- Non Sequitur, Ooh, Shiny!
- Attention Deficit- *Thud* (When someone's momentary lapse of concentration is percussively taken advantage of.)
- Mundane Made Average
- Mathematician's Fork
- Heroic Murder-Suicide
- Humanoid Location
- No Dialogue for You
- Little "Yes"
- RRoD Song
- Mega Neko Are Mean
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Buddy
- I Know Chop Sockey
- He Who Fights Olympus Mons
- I Am The One-Man Band
- Where the artist plays all the instruments in a studio album in a single take, or live on stage, and pulls it off in grand style.
- Mascot Mook Horror Show
- I Ate That
- Just You and Me and Zoidberg
- Jerkass Immunity
- Joker Gambit
- He No Take Candle, So I Take Candle for Him
- "My Nayme Is" Song
- Eminem is quite fond of these.
- National Geographic Stereotypes
- New York Is Only London
- My Own Grandfather Paradox
- Marth Debuted IN SPACE! (Well, the place most people first saw him was Fountain of Dreams...)
- I Just Shot Marth In Smash Bros.note
- Macross Missile Macekre
- Girl-on-Girl Badasses
- Man Bites Man Is Hot
- Going To See The Elephant in the Living Room
- New Media Are Affably Evil
- He Who Fights Cute Monster Girls
- Protoganist of Monster Musume might qualify.
- Like Reality But
Awesomer - I Am Become Song, Destroyer of Worlds
- Heterosexual Platonic Life-Partners
- Lie Back And Think Of Zoidberg
- Just Between You and Me And My GUARDS!
- Ladies and Germs ...And Zoidberg
- Hollywood California Syndrome
- Isn't It Byronic?
- Hitler Ate WHAT?
- Kick the Smeerp
- Little Old Lady Investigates the Paranormal
- The Man Behind the Man Is Sticking It to the Man
- Mr. Robot, Sneakers and Watch_Dogs
- Interrupted Cooldown Slap
- Insignificant Little Green Eyed Red Head
- Incoming Ham Announcer
- Dark and Stormy Gambit
- Preemptive "What?"
- My Friends And Zombies
- Never The Captain Obvious Suspect
- I, in Peace
- Meet Cool
- Moe Szyslak Special
- I Need to Go Iron Tropey the Wonder Dog
- I Need to Go Kick My Dog
- I Need to Go Pet My Dog
- I Need to Go Shoot My Dog
- I Need to Go Microwave My Dog
- I Need to Go Throw My Dog a Bone
- I Need to Go Yank My Dog's Chain
- I Need to Go Iron My Post-Apocalyptic Dog
- I Need to Go Iron My Bully Bulldog
- I Need to Go Iron My Psycho Poodle
- I Need to Go Iron My Dog and Your Little Dog, Too!
- He Knows Too Much About Timed Hits
- B.S.O.D Is Serious Business
- Healing Checkpoint Charlie
- Has Two Thumbs and... a Type
- "Have I Mentioned I Am Becoming?" Song
- Haute Queasine Is Weird
- Head Bobbing Heroes
- Kill It With Blood
- He Also Did It
- Hellium Speech (Would probably sound like exactly what you'd expect someone who just inhaled brimstone (a.k.a. sulfur) fumes to sound like.)
- Hate Sink Sue (a variation of Mary Sue where the character is supposed to be unlikable)
- Hated by All Sue (a Mary Sue that is hated by everyone In-Universe for being perfect and flawless)
- Not So Freudian Excuse (An instance where a character says that have a Freudian Excuse for their actions that turns out to be really petty or Wangst)
- I Was Quite Frozen Today
- I Was Born Beaten by a Girl
- Judge, Jury, and Jaywalking
- Keystone Confusion
- King Kong Copy Climb
- Kooshdere
- Hate Sink Woobie (when a character having a tragic backstory does not take away from the fact that they're an unlikable bastard)
- Japanese Media Examples Only, Please!
- Western Media Examples Only, Please!
- Western Animation Examples Only, Please!
- Heroic UST
- Hate Sink President
- Hate Sink Ghost (a character that never physically appears but only has qualities that make them unlikable)
- Malicious Executive Meddling (an instance where the Executive Meddling is done to deliberately hinder or ruin the work, sometimes because the exec actually hates said work)
- Humans Are Complete Monsters
- Hate Sink Protagonist
- Hate Sink Villain
- Hate Sink Love Interest
- Hate Sink Couple
- Mystical Waif-Fu
- Hate Sink Monster
- Mary Sue Warranty (where a Mary Sue stops being perfect, flawless, and invincible, and begins failing and losing)
- Invincible Sue (a Mary Sue that cannot be hurt or killed and if they were to, they'll just come Back from the Dead)
- Intentional Olde Butcherede Englishe For Funne
- High Tier Darkhorse
- Low Tier Darkhorse
- Misunderstood Loner With a Heart of Jerk
- Invisible Stalker With a Crush
- Knight of Cerebus Parents (parents who have no humorous qualities that cause things to become serious)
- Hate Sink of Cerebus (an entirely unlikable character with no humorous qualities that causes things to become serious)
- Immortal Sue (a Mary Sue that is immortal and can never die)
- Idiot Sue (a Mary Sue that is as dumb as rocks)
- Hate Sink Houdini (an entirely unlikable character goes unpunished for their actions)
- Hate Sink Gone Horribly Right (a character that is meant to be unlikeable that unfortunately becomes so reviled and loathed to the point that so much as speaking their name is dangerous)
- Shou Tucker, Dolores Umbridge, and Bendy
- Hypocritical Casting
- Magnificent Manipulative Bastard
- Magnificent Fat Bastard
- "Not Wearing Pants" Fantasy Party Ending
- Hand Behind Hole
- Lamprey Hanging
- In the Name of The Man in the Moon
- Malaproper Lady
- Nutritional Fetish
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