Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
This is why you should never enter a fight without knowing your enemy, why you should never pick a fight with a building full of kung fu masters, and why you should never make your landlady angry.
Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing
— "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
Because it isn't just grandma who suddenly acquires the ability to be an expert martial artist
... it's everyone!
Some shows like to portray a world where violence solves everything. Everyone can and will be a martial arts master. Or expert sharpshooter
. Or a beast at good old fashioned American fisticuffs.
Or a black belt in the Interior-design Curtain-fitting Style
It doesn't matter whether or not it was hinted that they know how to fight nor does it matter whether or not they even look like they can. They can, do, and will.
In comedy shows, this can be played for laughs, when characters spontaneously break out into epic fights over trivial things like who lost the remote, who should pay for dinner, or who threw a chair. It is not uncommon for the Trope Namer
song to begin playing.
Highly common in Wuxia
and Martial Arts Movie
genres, where it's harder to name a character who doesn't know some martial art.
May overlap with of course, World of Badass
See also All Asians Know Martial Arts
, All Chinese People Know Kung-Fu
, Suddenly Always Knew That
, I Know Mortal Kombat
, and Dragons Up the Yin Yang
to set the mood. All Monks Know Kung-Fu
seems to be this trope limited to all kinds of monks. Can be a form of Everyone Is a Super
, where "Super" is defined as "Martial Artist". Everyone Is Armed
occurs when an absurdly chaotic gun
fight breaks out.
Contrast Wimp Fight
, when it's painfully obvious that the characters don't know how to fight, and Fight Scene Failure
, which is when the Actors
are the ones that don't know how to fight.
Trope title is from the 70s classic song by Carl Douglas (First four lines shown above) that describes the style of this trope perfectly.
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Anime and Manga
- Ranma ½. Everyone knows some martial art variation, from Anything Goes Tea Ceremony to Martial Arts Figure Skating. You name it, it's a martial art. Even calligraphy.
- The Mons genre in general. Every opponent the main character meet will inevitably have a theme to their item or pet, which they will invariably ALSO be a martial arts master in this style as well. As they scream out the names of the attacks their item or pet does, they will also (pointlessly) perform shadow fighting techniques to point out how kick ass they are. Perhaps to convince us (and themselves) that they're not just, you know, fighting with cards and plastic toys.
- Although in the case of Yu-Gi-Oh!, many characters actually are good fighters, which was particularly relevant in the first few volumes of the manga and the Toei anime. Jounouchi is a skilled street fighter who knocks out a trained assassin and keeps up against a Leather Face expy, Honda isn't exactly a wuss either, Kaiba kicks the crap out of a couple of people, Anzu throws some mean punches, Yami Yugi is hinted at being quite capable (particularly in the Toei anime, where he has no troubles slamming his puzzle into the wall or kicking the daylights out of two of Kaiba's mooks who were twice his size (off-screen, sadly) and Yami Bakura wasn't exactly weak either; let's not even start bringing up their past selves, who were all without a doubt trained in combat.
- Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple. Subverted in some characters, like Niijima or the girl who has a crush on Kenichi, but pretty much the whole cast has knowledge of martial arts, even Shigure's mouse.
- Naruto is a justified example, considering that most of the story takes place in hidden villages completely organized around training Highly-Visible Ninja.
- Ikki Tousen, good God. Pretty much every character that gets any amount of screen time can be seen fighting at some point or another (and that's counting the minor ones).
- The Dragon Ball series. Everybody from the little old man to the evil bubble gum alien seems to know Kung Fu.
- YuYu Hakusho The Demon World to the extent that all out war is averted by a tournament that is nearly as violent because no one knows how else to go about things. Even in the Living World, Yusuke and Kuwabara solve their problems by fighting.
- Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha ViVid gives us a glimpse of what non-military life in Mid-Childa is like through the eyes of Nanoha's daughter. After a few chapters, it becomes this. Those Two Girls? Heir to the Dojo of an ancient martial art and a Golem manipulator who could also fight as a Ditto Fighter in close combat The Blithe Spirit nun-in-training? Tonfa-based Warrior Monk Trickster speedster. The Ojou? Literal Magic Knight fighting style passed down from Ancient Belka. The only named new character who hasn't been revealed to have a fighting style of some sort so far is The Ojou's butler, who is a very minor character.
- The same goes for many DC universe citizens, but especially Metropolis. Expect the invasion of aliens or a terrorist attack from a third-world dictatorship to turn into a pipe-swinging free-for-all in the streets in five seconds flat.
- Well, they do live in a world where the very existence of the universe is at stake three, four times a year. Ninjas. Face-huggers. Sometimes even crime. You tend to get a lot of practice in close-quarters combat just walking down the street.
- In Scott Pilgrim, everybody. Except Wallace.
- Played to hilarious, awesome excess in Kung Fu Hustle. The local mobsters make the mistake of trying to extort money from an apartment building where no less than six people are kung fu masters.
- One of the funniest scenes in the movie is when Sing tries to start a fight with the residents of Pig Sty Alley. They all start to converge on him in unison until he backpedals and tries to make it a series of one-on-one fights instead, specifically singling out women, children and the elderly. The child and elderly man turn out to be built like brick walls (especially the kid,) a short guy he singles out turned out to be sitting on a chair and is twice as tall as the others, and the woman punches him in the gut so hard he coughs up blood.
- Everybody knowing kung fu is a staple of almost every modern day Hong Kong Martial Arts Movie made since the '70s. There have been movies involving:
- One of the staples of Jackie Chan's films is him playing a kung fu fighting cop. Jackie Chan's opponents tend come from all walks of life, including accountants.
- A plot point in the movie Shaolin Soccer: the hero wants to spread Shaolin Kung Fu and points out to a soccer coach how it could be used to improve peoples' lives (like avoiding Banana Peels and parallel parking). After they win a soccer tournament with an entire team of Shaolin monks, the hero gets his wish, and we get a Montage of people using kung fu in their everyday lives. In the English dub, the song that plays in the background is a cover of Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.
- Played with in the 2008 Speed Racer film, as everyone in the Racer family is able to prodigiously defend themselves against enemy racers, ninjas, etc. Most of them somehow know Kung Fu, although Pops doles out a beatdown with Good Old Fisticuffs. The exception is the Racers' mechanic Sparky, who is totally useless in a fight and repeatedly has to be bailed out by his infinitely more skilled companions.
- Pops even wears a ring attesting to his wrestling championship fame.
- Blade. Also Blade, Blade, and oh yes, Blade.
- Enter the Dragon ends with a massive kung fu battle. On one side you have Han's army of martial arts students, trained to kill mercilessly with their bare hands. On the other side you have... a bunch of vagrants and runaways, kidnapped from the streets of Hong Kong and freshly released from Han's dungeons. The two sides appear to be about evenly matched.
- Chocolate, another Thai martial-arts film from the director of Ong Bak. Everyone on the streets of Bangkok, from warehouse labourers to butchers to gangsters, is a martial artist of some kind (except for the transvestite gangbangers, who use guns). Almost all of them have their ass handed to them by an autistic teenaged girl.
- Rush Hour 3: Carter clearly knows how to fight by now against other fighting experts. He even breaks into song afterwards.
- Undefeatable plays this to the bone. Random women in red dresses that resemble the antagonist's wife strike stances and try to fight, among other characters that have no business knowing martial arts. To be fair, all but the four main characters are terrible at it.
- In Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, every anchorman apparently keeps weapons on their person, at all times.
- Justified in The Matrix due to the training programs, where people can simply download the necessary skills.
- The climax of Blazing Saddles. After the "fake Rock Ridge" is blown up by the Waco Kid, Sheriff Bart leads every single one of the townspeople in a wild and confused attack on Hedley Lamarr's gang. Even the women throw punches, the preacher knees some guy in the groin (immediately asking God to forgive him for that), and the town drunk knocks out a number of thugs simply by breathing on them. The free-for-all eventually literally Breaks The Fourth Wall - not that there was much of one to begin with - onto the Warner Brothers studio lot where Blazing Saddles is being filmed, with other productions being swept up in the turmoil and everyone eventually fighting their way into the studio cafeteria, where one of the cooks just happens to have a huge tray of custard pies handy so the entire cast can throw pies at each other.
- Happens quite frequently in the Burton/Schumacher Batman films. While roughly half the arch-villains (Joker, Penguin and Riddler especially) are very unathletic and/or physically weak, their Mooks are often improbably masters of kung fu, karate and various other styles, some of them even wielding katanas. For Batman Returns, Burton even had to hire ten (mostly) nameless guys from a Hollywood dojo specifically for a fight scene. Gets really ridiculous in Batman Forever, where an entire street gang who spend most of their time threatening and mugging teenage girls are all skilled at kendo and various forms of hand-to-hand combat. A more realistic approach was taken in Nolan's Batman films, where the Mooks for the most part don't know how to fight and just rely on guns.
- Happens a little more than two-thirds of the way through Disney's The Rocketeer when some gangsters try to shake down a diner. A fistfight breaks out, and everyone in the diner joins the action, including the kitchen staff who come out swinging their frying pans.
- Robert Muchamore's CHERUB Series has every member of the titular organisation be trained in martial arts, justified in that it's a Spy School and the pupils are required to know this for missions.
- Smartly inverted in the Gallagher Girls series: the characters (teenagers who also attend spy school) are completely used to everyone knowing kung fu, and so they don't realise until after beating off a kidnap attempt that ordinary kidnappers shouldn't have been expecting a senator's daughter and her best friend to know this much about martial arts.
Live Action TV
- Becoming a vampire on Buffy the Vampire Slayer didn't just mean gaining immortality or super strength... it also meant automatic Kung Fu prowess. Why is being a vampire bad again? Oh yeah, that sun thing. And that soulless monster thing.
- Any Power Rangers hero or side character intended to become one later will have mad fight skillz even if there's no indication that they've ever taken a single karate lesson. If they don't have any the very first time the Mooks show up, they will by their second appearance.
- Also of note is that a ridiculous number of people in the original seasons were nuts about martial arts, long before Rita attacked. Once the franchise finally moved out of Angel Grove in season 7, this was realistically dropped. However, a couple later seasons had the heroes get caught up in the fight and become Rangers specifically because they had been already been training in Supernatural Martial Arts.
- Averted with the original Blue Ranger. Billy didn't have any martial arts skills in his human form at the beginning of the series and even seemed to have trouble with Rita's Putties. Following an episode that had him actually taking lessons from one of the other Ranger's relatives, he started to get better over time.
- Hilariously subverted with Green Ranger Ziggy of Power Rangers RPM. Even all the way to the season finale, he's always struggled in a fight (in comparison to his fellow Rangers).
- Lovejoy, a British TV series (very!) loosely based on some novels about a conman-cum-antiques-dealer, subverted this one in a scene where Lovejoy's ally of the week, a Japanese man, frightens off a gang of thugs by pretending to know kung fu. After they're gone he explains that everyone just assumes he can kick their butts because he's Asian.
- That also sums up the plot of They Call Me Bruce? (1982).
- Xena: Warrior Princess. Not only does everyone (outside of the mooks) know Kung-Fu, they know different styles: Karate, Capoeira, Judo, pressure point manipulation — if it's vaguely martial art-like, a Xena character has used it. Yes; in Ancient Greece.
- Fully justified. Ancient Greece was, by modern standards, a violent place where swords, spears and unarmed fighting were commonplace, accepted elements of everyday life- yes, even in "gentle", civilized Athens. (Socrates was an ex-soldier). Pankration was a clearly defined martial art complete with strikes, throws, and submission holds, and remains a viable art even in the modern age of Ultimate fighting.
- Even more justified as some scholars suggest that kung fu was invented by people who had learned Pankration from Alexander's soldiers during his eastern campaign.
- In fact, in ancient Greece, every male had to join the military, so it's entirely expected that they should know how to handle themselves in a fight. They should not, however, know Kung Fu.
- Justified in Hercules: The Maze and the Minotaur, where Hercules and Iolaus do mention that they've been to "the East."
- Pankration was more like wrestling than a martial art relying on strikes, although it had those too. It was invented by hoplites in case a soldier fell down. In this case, trying to get up would most likely result in getting stabbed, so the alternative was to drag the opponent down on the ground with you and choke him to death. The original Olympics had Pankration as the main event with the top contenders fighting naked. The only moves disallowed are eye gouging, biting, and killing your opponent. The champions were treated as royalty.
- In one of JD's daydream sequences in Scrubs, Turk and The Todd had to kung fu fight every other surgeon in the hospital for a briefcase. To the song "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting". See it here.
- One episode of Charmed had no supernatural enemies whatsoever. Instead the episode's villain was a corrupt District Attorney who was trying to frame his mistress for murder. Towards the end of the episode the mistress confronts the District Attorney and the two of them suddenly engage in a brief kung fu fight completely out of left field.
- On LOST, everyone except Hurley is an expert marksman and close-combat fighter. Hurley makes up for this lack by running people over with a bus.
- In Community episode Comparative Religion, every last member of the study group is shown to be capable of brawling.
- Top Gear created a Title Sequence for The Intercepters, a non-existent Seventies action show, which featured members of Top Gear in Porn Stache taking out various villains with a well-placed karate chop. Eventually even hapless hotel butlers and dancing girls are on the receiving end.
- In the roleplaying game Feng Shui, one of the cardinal rules of combat is that everyone — EVERYONE — knows at least some kung fu. They might not have enough skill for it to register in their stats, but if a character is capable of more motion than your average baby, then they know kung fu.
- Except for those who have just the Guns skill combat-wise, like the Killer or the Techie. Those guys just dive around, take cover, and use the Guns and Gunplay Tropes to full effect. Or the Sorcerer, who uses the Sorcery skill to rain all over his enemies' parade. Sometimes literally.
- Hong Kong Action Theatre may be a better example of this trope in tabletop games than Feng Shui. In this game, every character, whether they specialize in melee, gunplay, sorcery, or just kicking ass Martial Arts Movie style, knows Kung Fu. You even get to select your character's specific style of Kung Fu upon creation!
- The same applies for any Tabletop Game based on Fighting Games, such as the Street Fighter RPG, Thrash, and Final Stand.
- The RPG Weapons Of The Gods, and (one assumes) the Taiwanese comic book on which it's based.
- One officially listed campaign suggestion for Dungeons & Dragons is to have everyone be a gestalt monk (basically, add in the abilities of the monk class on top of whatever actual class any character has), specifically to evoke this kind of feeling in a campaign.
- It's even easier in Legend System with the tracks. Everyone just takes one of the Monk class' "Discipline of the Serpent/Dragon/Crane" tracks, and you can have a barbarian that knows kung-fu, a jedi that knows kung-fu, a thief who knows kung-fu and a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot that knows kung-fu.
- Exalted loves it's Supernatural Martial Arts and as such:
- The companion book "Scroll of the Monk" suggests using this trope liberally and with gusto should one of the PCs be looking for a hidden martial arts master.
- Burn Legend, in Shards of the Exalted Dream. The character sheet doesn't even have social or mental stats, and the general assumption is that any NPC of significance is going to be a black belt.
- Sidereals (also known as fate ninjas) are all over them. They all, mandatorily start with at least two points in martial arts (Endings Caste start with three and specialises in them). They also have their own whole tier of martial arts, which generally involves beating up concepts of reality and stands above everything else. They also have a unique Background related to having a martial arts teacher.
- Fugitive Hunter War On Terror is all about tracking down terrorists around the globe, taking them on in fistfights, and capturing them. Terrorists who, inexplicably, have the same martial arts skills as you do ? including Osama bin Laden.
- In Jade Empire, almost every character or enemy seems to have some sort of training in a martial art. Even the lingering spirits of random dead people seem to be capable of martial arts skills as advanced as yours. Makes the sole case of a Distressed Damsel (Fuyao, the girl who you rescue from slavers in Gao the Greater's pirate base) stand out.
- Metal Gear Solid 4. Everybody seems to have a hardon for Big Boss's CQC system.
- The two-person non-lethal takedowns in Deus Ex: Human Revolution often begin with the targets attempting to expertly melee Jensen followed by an equally expert counter and finishing move. Said takedowns can be done not just on enemies but also regular NPCs. Which means that you can witness elaborate martial battles not just between Jensen and soldiers, but between Jensen and ordinary civilians or even between Jensen and street prostitutes. Of course, if anyone needs adequate self-defense skills, it's them.
- From Assassins Creed II onwards, if you pickpocket anyone and they catch sight of Ezio, the victim will attempt to punch him out. Key word being attempt: It doesn't take many punches from Ezio to put them in their place.
- Sleeping Dogs: Most people, including all mooks and many male civlians, know kung fu in Hong Kong. If you hijack a car or start punching people in the street, you may be surprised by the number of people who will at least try to hit back.
- Zeno Clash: Everyone you fight is a strangely adept combatant; this is particularly strange, as you are the only one who seems to have gotten any training at all.
- Zeno Clash 2: Unlike the first game, a Justification is offered as to why everyone is so good at fighting. The world of Zenozoik is a primitive place, and the people there have no concept of law or justice. The standard dispute resolution method is fighting—much to Golem's exasperation.
- Pretty much the case in Greek Ninja.
- Justified in the Whateley Universe stories. At the Whateley Academy, students have to take introductory martial arts ("introductory" in the superpowered sense of the word) or Survival, and those who skip out usually regret it when they discover the Combat Finals at the end of term. So huge numbers of mutants at the school can pull off some aikido or Shaolin kung fu or whatnot. There are over half a dozen teachers whose job is teaching martial arts, in a school of under 600 mutants.
- There was an unusual prevalence of combat skilled characters in Survival of the Fittest V3 and its Pregame, especially since the characters are all, at best, highschoolers. Averted in V2 and V1, mostly, since few characters got opportunities to engage in hand to hand fighting.
- The TGWTG Year One Brawl, where every single one of the site's contributors proved to be semi-competent, marginally deadly martial artists. Except for Ma-Ti, who has Heart as his power.
- It seems that almost character in Darwins Soldiers is fairly skilled with firearms. Justified in that firearms training and basic marksmanship are mentioned as being mandatory or that the employee in question enjoy recreational shooting.
- Sockbaby. In Sockb4by, even Ronnie's next door neighbor is one of the mook squad that attacks him.
- One of the initial criticisms of The Batman was that seemingly every villain was an expert hand-to-hand combatant, especially the Joker and the Penguin.
- Actually if you think about it, it was only the Joker and the Penguin affected by this, and even their fighting ability was downplayed after their introductory appearances.
- Which makes sense if you notice the rarity of guns in that universe.
- The Boondocks specifically states that anytime someone throws a chair, everyone will engage in a mass fight. Huey and Uncle Ruckus are apparently gifted martial artists that are good with melee weaponry; in Ruckus' case, this is extremely bizarre (given his terrible health and physical ability, blatantly referred to in previous episodes). Colonel Stinkmeaner started out as a subversion (Huey assumed his blindness made him Daredevil, but it turns out he's just a blind old man who got a lucky shot in), but (ridiculously) returned from Hell a martial arts master, the episode implying that he was trained by Satan himself. This was before his Hateocracy showed up, where they went up against hired bodyguard Bushido Brown
- Not to mention that Granddad is a master of Belt-Fu...
- In the second season episode "Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch", Granddad's internet blind date, Luna, is revealed to know "White Lotus Kung-Fu" and to have won the Kumite (every time the tournament's name is mentioned, there's a little martial arts "hi-yah" noise). Needless to say, eventually Huey tests her skills and is beaten to the floor for his troubles.
- For half the fights that break out in Boondocks, participants are shown with inexplicable physical prowess and at least some karate kicks in there.
- On The Simpsons this happens a lot. Four of the five members of the Simpson family can handle themselves pretty well in a fight (Maggie the baby at least knows how to fire a gun), and countless other Springfieldians are more than likely to start an Escalating Brawl over just about anything, including someone saying something mildly disagreeable.
- One episode of Family Guy had the entire family break out into an epic brawl after criticizing each other's faults. Ironically (or maybe not), this brought the family closer together.
- Not to mention the multiple chicken fights.
- In The Penguins of Madagascar the penguins use violence to solve everything from runaways to making popcorn pop. Skipper, the leader, even says in one episode, "I find reason tedious and boring. We use force."
- Jackie Chan Adventures is the living embodiment of this trope, and it is awesome.
- In a time-travel ep set during the character Jackie's childhood during the 70's, a fight breaks out between present-Jackie, past-Uncle, present-Jade and the Dark Hand, prompting one of the kids to say 'Everybody is Kung-Fu Fighting!'
- Avatar: The Last Airbender; almost every main-character, both good and evil, knows a version of kung-fu. Most of them know ''superpowered'' kung-fu. Exceptions are Sokka, who functions as the team's Bad Ass Normal (eventually), and a few minor characters, like Yue, Yugoda and the Cabbage Merchant.
- This is part of the conscription training for citizens of both Koreas, with Tae Kwon Do instead of Kung Fu as the martial art. In fact, in the case of South Korea, it is more or less an unwritten rule that all children should learn Tae Kwon Do (and only during before middle school, apparently), although it's changing now.
- In pre-World War II Japan, karate and kendo were compulsory school subjects for boys, and naginata-do for girls.
- Outdoor aerobics-style tai chi classes are extremely common in China, predominately for health benefits. Since tai chi is a martial art, in theory, the people in these classes can defend themselves if they just perform the movements faster. Thus, A Reasonable Amount Of People Might Be Kung Fu Fighting If They Really Needed To.
- The Irish are responsible for giving us the concept of the donnybrook: a large group of friendly people brawling with each other purely for entertainment.
- As said above, Ancient Greece was a place where everyone knew how to fight. It usually was wrestling or Pankration, but there were also pugilists and the like. All those myths in which random people killed each other for little reason? Truth in Television, for them.