Go Look at the Distraction
"Oh look, is that a reason to leave?"A type of Room Shuffle where one character actively wants another character out of a room so they can discuss something in private. They'll usually either come up with some absurd reason for the character to go to the kitchen or across the hall or whatever—something along the lines of "Hey, did you know one of the bathroom floor tiles looks just like a map of Tanzania? Go have a look!"—or they say something that they know will make that specific character clear out, like "You know Greg, I was just talking to Bill across the hall and apparently his favorite thing is interminable circus anecdotes." They may send the character on a search for some item, which may or may not actually exist. Often the comic potential of this is stretched by having the departed character reappear at an inopportune time (and just after the audience has forgotten about them). "You know, you don't even have tiles in your bathroom... what are you doing?" I Need to Go Iron My Dog is the inverse of this, where the character offers some excuse for their own departure. Compare and contrast with Look Behind You and We Need a Distraction.
— Jeff Winger, Community
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Anime and Manga
- Tokyo Mew Mew has this little gem in episode seven, at least in the Japanese version — Ichigo yells "It's a flying huge radish!" and actually throws a radish from one of her shopping bags into the air, in order to distract Bu-Ling. It doesn't work very well.
- Metal Fight Beyblade: Done by Tetsuya while he was in an Austin Powers-esque disguise to learn more about a new device Madoka created. "Hey look, are those rainbow colored crabs in the sky?" Subverted, as he ended up pointing to multi-colored crab balloon-banners actually floating in the air behind them.
- Tenchi Muyo! The very first episode, Tenchi tells Ryoko to look out the window while she's trying to kill him. She does and he runs off, while there's gas filling the room. She's holding a Laser Blade at the time.
- In one Knights of the Dinner Table strip, Dave is sent on an elaborate and extremely convoluted snack run to get him out of the house while the others eat a pizza in his absence.
- A Running Gag in Nodwick, employed whenever Arthax and Yeagar needs to get Piffany out of the way so they can do something horrid to Nodwick behind her back.
- In an issue of Ultimate Spider-Man, S.H.I.E.L.D. and the NYPD are arguing over who gets to arrest the Wall-Crawler, who has been beaten after his first fight with Doc Ock. Spidey attempts to divert them by saying "Hey, is that Charlton Heston?" Amazingly, it works.
- The Man with No Name, a Firefly / Doctor Who crossover, has the Doctor throw a Hypno Trinket up in the air in the hopes that some brainwashed thugs will stare at it long enough for River to beat the snot out of them.
- Parodied in Calvin and Hobbes: The Series:
Calvin: OH LOOK! A WALL!
- In Diaries of a Madman, strangely enough this seems to be one of the few tactics that works as a means of distracting Pinkie Pie.
- After Shrek is... uh, wounded by an arrow, Fiona tells Donkey to get blue flowers with red thorns so he would leave them alone. Donkey then stumbles upon a field chock full of blue flowers with red thorns... and subsequently complains that his task would be easier were he not colorblind.
- In Shrek the Third, Shrek insults Artie so that he angrily leaves the room, stopping Charming from killing him.
- The Producers: Used at the beginning of the most recent version. Max tells Leo to use the bathroom while he deals with the octogenarian nymphomaniac at his door. Leo uses the bathroom but gets done before Max can get rid of the old bat. Leo then comments on how sorry he was to interrupt him 'feeling up the old lady'.
- In the film Old Yeller, when the mother is treating Old Yeller for an injury from a wild boar, she claims that she needs a horned toad and asks the younger brother to go get one.
- Used in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie), when the love interest distracts a vampire with, "Look, air!"
- A Few Good Men has this exchange:
Capt. West: Commander Galloway, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee.Galloway: Thank you sir, I'm fine.Capt. West: Commander, I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.Galloway: Certainly, sir.
- In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Dumbledore points out various pieces of landscaping to Fudge in order to keep him from noticing Harry and Hermione sneaking behind him to rescue Buckbeak.
- In Gray Matters, when it's in the middle of the night and Sam tries to get Gray to go to bed so that he can be alone with Charlie:
Sam: Don't you have that big meeting in the morning to get to?Gray: What big meeting?Sam: The big meeting in the morning that you have to get to? That big meeting?Gray: Oh, that big meeting!
- In the 2009 Sherlock Holmes movie, Sherlock sends the policemen inside the recently deceased Sir Thomas's home to look for bath salts while he continues searching by his lonesome for a secret compartment where Thomas kept his occult paraphernalia.
- In Guardians of the Galaxy, Peter "Star-Lord" Quill starts breaking out in dance when Ronan makes landfall on Xandar.
Ronan: "What are you doing?...What are you DOING?!"Quill: "I'm distracting you, ya big turdblossom!"
- In the western spoof Support Your Local Sheriff, Mayor Perkins wants to discuss the hiring of the new sheriff in private, and so sends all the non-important hangers-on out to watch an ongoing brawl in the street.
- In The Losers, Jensen tells the occupant to the office he's trying to sneak into that security needs the man's help dealing with the individual who has been exposing himself in the elevator, who happens to be Jensen himself accidentally interrupted in the middle of a costume change.
- When Mittens is threatening Bolt with Styrofoam, he comments "That's a weird place to put a piano" which distracts her long enough for Bolt to knock the Styrofoam from her hands.
- A complex example from Star Trek: First Contact involves Captain Picard being ordered by Starfleet to take the Enterprise and patrol the Romulan Neutral Zone to make sure the Romulans don't try to take advantage of the Borg invasion of Federation space. Picard and Riker quickly deduce that the rather uneventful assignment was set up just to keep Picard away from the battle and from letting his intimate history with the Borg complicate the fight.
- Used as a Running Gag in The Gamers: Dorkness Rising, in order to get the Lawful Stupid Paladin out of the way so the party can torture an enemy (or innocent) for information. At one point, the party captures a demon who points out the Paladin's presence, who then invokes I Need to Go Iron My Dog.
- MirrorMask shows a handy way of getting past a sphinx. Just point, shout "Look, an idiot!" and run when the animal turns around.
- In Heidi there is a scene where Mr. Sesemann wants to speak about Heidi with his daughter Klara, so he (somewhat clumsily) makes up an excuse by asking Heidi to bring him a glass of water. This errand turns then into a real adventure for Heidi.
- Harry Potter:
- Several adults commit variations of this throughout, with several less than comic results in the 5th and 7th books.
- Subverted in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban when Mr.Weasley pulls Harry aside to tell him that Sirius Black is after him after Mrs.Weasley's attempts to hide this tidbit from him.
- And in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Luna does this in the Great Hall to let a fatigued Harry, along with Ron and Hermione, slip out of the room to be by themselves after Voldemort is defeated.
- In "The Tower of the Elephant" (a Conan the Barbarian story) Taurus sends Conan to check whether there are guards in the garden. Conan suspects this, but obeys. Taurus shuts the door and gets killed.
- At least one Discworld novel has someone throwing an object into the air, then gutting the other person whilst they look at it.
- This happened in Interesting Times. Cohen the Barbarian and his Silver Horde is being threatened by several samurai. One of them throws a handkerchief in the air and cuts it in two with his sword, which is sharp and looks like new. Cohen's sword, in contrast, is rusted and chipped, despite being very sharp, and the samurai aren't exactly impressed with it. Cohen asks for another handkerchief, throws it up in the air...then slits the throats of three samurai while they're looking up at it.
- Lord Vetinari is fond of doing this with committees. When an emergency is afoot, he will gather all the people who think they should have a say in how to deal with it, carefully organize them into teams, and let them bicker about what color the committee newsletter should be while Vetinari and the other competent people actually see about solving the problem.
- The Supernaturalist had a character toss an 'ID card' note into the air, then shooting (nonlethally) the bad guys when they watched it go. Crosses with Hey, Catch!.
- Once in The Dresden Files, Harry needs to pick a lock. Since Fair Cop Murphy is there, he tells her to "look at that zeppelin." Subverted in that Murphy knows exactly what he's doing, but complies anyway so that she doesn't actually see him doing anything illegal.
- The gamebook Quest for the Cities of Gold has the protagonist captured by some Aztecs who intend to make him into a Human Sacrifice. The "time travel rules" prohibit the hero from time travelling while being observed, so he distracts the guard by convincing him to check out a supposed noise outside.
Live Action TV
- In one episode, Phoebe uses the word "Crummies" to make Chandler flee the room.
- A slight subversion where Ross distracts Rachel, despite having nothing made up to distract her with. After a short time of Ross trying to think of a conversation, Rachel assumes that he wants to get back together with her.
- In Titus, when the titular character is being annoyed by his less-than-smart brother during a car ride, he shouts, "Dave, cow!", causing Dave to look frantically for the cow and moo at it. Later in the same episode, the same trick is tried, and Dave replies, "That doesn't work every time, you know", before surreptitiously looking out the window for the cow.
- In one episode, JD wants to talk to Elliot, but The Todd is in the room. To get rid of him, JD mimes throwing a ball into the hallway. Todd, naturally, goes to find it then, inexplicably, returns after JD and Elliot's conversation and hands JD a tennis ball.
- He tries it again with the Janitor. The Janitor asks what he's doing as the Todd runs past, looking for the ball.
- Doctor Cox Gets the best one, though: "Oh my god, is that guy on fire?" *Runs*
- The IT Crowd: Subverted multiple times in episode four. Roy at one point gets stuck under a desk, with no way to escape because the employee to whom the desk belongs has returned to it. Moss is called in to distract said employee using this trope, but he fails miserably at it because his attempt is only slightly better than literally just saying "Go look at the distraction!". Eventually, Jen successfully pulls it off by claiming that there's a shirtless construction worker outside, a sure distraction for the all-female employees on the floor... and it turns out there really was a shirtless construction worker, but hardly an attractive one.
- In iOwe You, Sam tells Freddie his relative got hurt, sending him running back to his apartment, so she could cry to Carly without him seeing.
- In iQuit iCarly, Sam distracts Carly's group by calling out Ryan Seacrest. They fall for it, prompting Sam to occupy the scaffolding they both wanted to shoot a video from first. It's repeated a few seasons later in an I Need to Go Iron My Dog fashion when Freddie's control freak (to put it kindly) of a mother walks in on Spencer, his girlfriend, and T-Bo playing a zombie slaying game. Spencer yells "Ryan Seacrest" and he and his date run back into his apartment.
- Which may be a Call Back to Drake & Josh, where in the episode The Storm, Drake is talking to his current girlfriend and two of his past girlfriends. They tell him that they agree that he's the best kisser, then ask him which of them is the best kisser. He mumbles nervously before saying "Ryan Seacrest!" and running out of the room as soon as they look away.
- In an episode of Even Stevens, Louis shouts "Look! A diversion!" to a security guard.
- NewsRadio: Dave helps Lisa get rid of a Japan-obsessed Matthew: "Do you know anyone who knows how sushi is made? Because Joe was wondering..."
- In Due South, Fraser distracts Ray from the fact that he's about to push him out of a plane by saying "Look, Ray! Turtles!" Oddly, it works, even though they're flying over the Arctic tundra at the time...
- In Murder Most Horrid episode "A Determined Woman", Dawn French's character, who has travelled back in time to prevent herself killing her husband, sends him out of the house on errands for random implausible items (a specific sort of string and soup from Uruguay). These items of course turn out to be somewhat less than random as they are all present in the house already and his presenting them to the wrong version of her is part of what leads to his murder in the first place.
- Frasier: When Niles is dueling his wife's German fencing instructor, he points offscreen and yells some German-sounding nonsense to buy some time.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
Tom Servo: Look, a huge distracting thing!
- Merlin has the most common variant of this trope be asking someone to "go get some water".
- On El Chavo del ocho had a little conversation that ended outsmarted.
- In Lois and Clark, a temporarily blinded Superman is staying with Lois, who doesn't know his secret yet. When Jonathan and Martha Kent show up at Lois's apartment (greeting their son with an awkward "Hello, Superman"), Superman suddenly requests oolong tea. Jonathan takes the hint and ushers Lois out to the store for tea so that Superman can be alone with his mom.
- Community: Oh, look, is that a reason to leave? And Chang falls for it.
- Red Dwarf
"Excuse me, could I please just distract you for a brief moment?"
- Top Gear: during one challenge related to the fallen British sports car industry, the hosts were engaged in a dispute with the producers over the value of the resultant cars. Richard Hammond's car window refused to shut, leading to him pointing the cameraman in another direction while he tried to quickly drag it back into position. Even Jeremy laughed.
- In one episode of All in the Family a neighbor lady wants to tell Edith something privately; she starts describing her sister's giving birth to her baby in explicit detail, causing Archie to flee. As soon as he's out of the room she stops the story and begins to discuss the real reason for her coming over.
- Babylon 5: One of the security guys on immigration duty was becoming annoyed with some religious pilgrims. He pointed the other direction: "Hey look! It's a comet!"
- West Wing: In the second episode, Margeret is bugging Leo about something, so he hands her a picture and says "Here, look at this. It's a baby with a new mother." She predictably melts.
- In the Dungeons & Dragons tabletop roleplaying game, characters who are lawful and/or good tend to be especially susceptible to this... especially Paladins or Monks, who MUST keep to the straight and narrow or lose their powers. Often, the player will realize it is in their best interests to be easily distracted when their friends want to do something immoral that will benefit them in some way, leading to a sort of selective ADD.
- Played with in Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising — played straight early on, with the party distracting their paladin so the rest of the group can do some Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique on a captured badguy. Later, after learning to trust the players a bit more, the DM has his paladin wander off intentionally to allow the party free rein.
When he comes back to find that a demon they'd been interrogating had "inexplicably" had the holy water they'd had him bless dumped over its head, he says, "I feel dirty."
- In Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Eli Vance sends his daughter Alyx to make some tea for him, so that he can privately talk to Gordon Freeman about their "mutual friend," the G-Man. Unfortunately, just when it looks like we're coming up on The Reveal, Alyx comes back with the tea, and Eli promises Gordon that they'll talk more later. "Later" never comes, as the next time we see Eli, he's rather unpleasantly killed by a Combine Advisor.
- Monkey Island:
- A series-wide Running Gag is the well-traveled excuse "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!" Success is mixed, but notably, Guybrush once tries this on the cannibals on Monkey Island. It doesn't work, but as they lead him to his jail cell, an actual three-headed monkey follows behind them.
- In episode 2 of Tales of Monkey Island, Guybrush shouts "Look! A distraction!" to a pair of pirates, one of whom replies with, "Oooh! What's it distracting?"
- In a Hannah Montana game for the Nintendo DS, Oliver is blocking the way somewhere, and you have to choose the right things in a conversation so he'll move. One of the choices is, "Oh, look, a distraction!" It doesn't work.
- In Chrono Trigger, there is a point where your party meets Dalton on an icy plain. Your party blocks his fireball, but engages in extreme Cutscene Incompetence when they look behind them, at his request. Cue the party being captured.
- In Tales of the Abyss, when the group is looking for more information on Largo possibly being Natalia's father, they plan on keeping her out of the loop at the moment, and claim that they're going to Chesedonia to investigate the fake Scorer. When the fake Scorer (Sync) greatly upsets Anise by reminding her of her responsibility for Ion's death, using Ion's voice, the party has Natalia accompany Anise around the marketplace. They notice that Anise is somewhat upset at being used as the bait.
- In Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3, Qui's UB attack involves him looking past his opponent and proclaiming, "Ah, Lord Frieza!". When his opponent turns, he unleashes a torrent of energy blasts. This works even if he's fighting Frieza.
- In the first season of Telltale's Sam & Max, Max is asked by Sam to distract a body guard so Sam can assault the president. One of Max's distractions involve shouting "hey, look at Sam!"
- Seen in the webcomic Narbonic during the "Lovelace Affair" storyline.
Dave: I'm back. Artie, can you explain why we need vegan burritos right now?
- Emergency Exit: Played hilariously straight in this strip.
Bob: Look! A distraction!Eddie: Ooh! Where?! I collect those!
- Freefall strip #228 provides the current trope image:
Florence: Helix! Look! It's an obvious distraction!Helix: Where?! I don't see any obvious distraction.
- Mac Hall. "Quick, run home! Your mother is on fire!"
- In Chirault, at one point Astrid sends Teeko to go collect some water from upstream, leaving him and Kiran alone for some interrogation.
- El Goonish Shive: "Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort?"
- In General Protection Fault, Fooker, wanting to greet the apparently beautiful woman who comes to his apartment first, tells Chuck that someone is keying his car. He immediately comes to regret it when it turns out to be Trudy.
- "Look!! A talking raccoon!!!" yelled by the talking raccoon Woo to distract a hunter in Sandra and Woo.
- Whenever Captain SNES needs to distract someone, the go-to fake-out is, apparently, a three-headed monkey.
- Part of Tiffany Winters' extensive monster hunting skills.
- Girly: "There's an elephant behind you!" "Wow, there really is an elephant! And he's busting phat rhymes!"
- In Demon Fist, Jaws does this while fighting Bon Bardman.
Jaws: What the hell is that?!Bon: What the hell is what?! [turns back to find Jaws gone] Gah! He's a magician!
- Used hilariously in Naruto The Abridged Series.
Haku: Um, look over there!Kakashi: What are you- Oh hey, a tree.
- Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged uses and possibly subverts this at the same time:
Yusuke: Alright, plan B, look a distractionRando: What, where, man, what the hell you talking about, there ain't nothing there.Yusuke: Really, I could've sworn it was right there, wait a minute I was supposed to do something, run that was it, aw f$%k, I don't suppose you'll fall for that again would you?
- The Legend of Neil has a drunken Neil distract some moblins by pointing behind them and shouting, "I'm disctracting you!". It works.
- Webtoon Krentz and The Hand of Shame 3 has one character simply shout, "Diversion!" to get out of an awkward conversation. It works because as she says that an airplane walks by. Yes, 'walks'.
- Linkara has his method of going "Look at the pretty bunny! Look at the pretty bunny!" while waving an adorable rabbit sculpture in front of the camera whenever the logic in the terrible comic he's reviewing falls apart.
- Goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!
- Lampshaded in Dragon Ball Abridged, when Goku throws two small energy blasts to distract Freeza so he can attack from behind:
Freeza: *dodge* What? Well, that's just distracting! *dodge* Well, that's just annoyingly distracting!
- I'm a distraction, of pure satisfaction...
- Nash once did a WTFIWWY episode on fails pertaining to the Olympics. He starts by discussing the history of the games, and shows footage of the first televised Olympics, the 1936 Games in Berlin. Awkwardness ensues.
Nash: Going back to 1936 with the first live broadcast of —(Video footage of Hitler at the Olympics appears.)Nash: OKAY! (He quickly cuts to footage of a bunny.) Here's a bunny! Everybody look at the bunny! The...the Not-Hitler Bunny!
- The Simpsons:
- Reverend Lovejoy once got Ned Flanders to leave by telling him there was an oil stain in the parking lot that looked just like St. Barnabus.
- Bart gets the Red Hot Chili Peppers out of Moe's by telling Moe to look at a wall. Moe does so and isn't sure what it is he is supposed to be seeing, but continues looking regardless. He even charges Homer to do the same.
- Another time:
Milhouse: Hey look its Bart! And he's doing stuff!Bart: Hey, look at me! [dances around]Skinner Bart! Stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
- After receiving a hospital bill, Homer shouted about a bear and tried to run away. He didn't go far, given the reason he needed medical help in the first place. Also, there really was a bear.
- Family Guy
- Lois gets Brian to leave the room by throwing a ball through the doorway. Brian's a dog.
- In "Wasted Talent", in order to win a piano competition, Lois takes Peter drinking at a teenager's house. When the cops catch the two of them:
Cop: Aren't you two a little old to be underage drinking?Peter: Uh... uh... Lois! Look over there! (to cops) Run!
- In A Pinky and the Brain Christmas, Pinky shouts "Look! A decoy!" to Shotzy the elf.
- In Beavis and Butt-Head, Butt-head unsuccessfully tries to get Beavis off the couch so he can sprawl out on the couch by himself. When Beavis refuses to leave, Butt-head tells him "Hey Beavis, my uncle was over earlier, and he left a 6-foot poop in the toilet, and didn't flush". Beavis goes to check it out, Butt-head sprawls out on the couch.
- Invader Zim:
- In one episode Dib shouts "Hey! Look at that garbage can!". Zim turns, while Dib rams an Incredibly Obvious Bug into Zim's computer. The bug then activates a noisy drill to insert itself, leaving a huge hole. Zim: "Yes. It is rather impressive, that can."
- Dib's method of distracting the Pig-thing in "Gaz: Taster of Pork": "Hey! Look! It's something a Pig-thing would like!"
- From Phineas and Ferb, "The Lake Nose Monster": "Hey Ferb! It's a Red Herring! I say we follow it and see where it leads us..."
- From The Tick, "The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account": "Hi, I'm Arthur, and this is my diversion."
- Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Azula: Ahem! Zuko, could I have a word with you?
Zuko: Can't you see we're busy?
Azula: Oh, Mai... Ty Lee needs your help untangling her braid.
Mai: (completely deadpan) Sounds pretty serious.
- Also lampshaded and parodied in "The Ember Island Players."
Not!Azula: "Look Zuko! It's your honor!"Not!Zuko: "WHERE!?"
- Also lampshaded and parodied in "The Ember Island Players."
- On Jimmy Two-Shoes, Jimmy is about to discover one of Heloise's Jimmy dolls. In order to distract him, she quickly shouts "Look, a meteor!" It works.
- Adventure Time: In "Hitman", Ice King tries this when the unflinching silent assassin, Scorcher turns on him.
- In Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic distracts one of Robotnik's more dim-witted robots simply by running up to it and telling it, "I'm over there!"
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: In "The Crystal Empire, Part 2", Applejack is tasked with keeping the crystal ponies' morale high by making sure they don't learn that the Crystal Heart hasn't actually been found yet. AJ is also a terrible liar, so every time somepony asks her about the Crystal Heart, her response is something along the lines of "Hey, look! Food! Look! A jousting match!"
- In Drawn Together Clara tells Foxxy that Denzel Washington is out the room so she can stop Wooldor from telling that Clara is keeping him sick. It works. Twice. And the third time Denzel DOES show up. And when he starts telling Foxxy that Clara is keeping Wooldor sick she manages to distract Foxxy by saying that there's another Denzel Washington with two penises.
Foxxy: DOUBLE DONG DENZEL!
- Dilbert does this mercilessly in one scene of the episode where Dilbert and the building security guard switch jobs for a day. Apu is dealing Blackjack in the office that night (It Makes Sense in Context) and on one hand every players except Loud Howard distracts him to look at his hole card.
Loud Howard: Look Apu, there's a wall behind you!...What Am I doing wrong?
- The VeggieTales episode "Lyle the Kindly Viking" features an entire musical number in which Sven and Otar make up increasingly ridiculous things to distract Olaf.
Look, Olaf! There's a turtle
And he's wearing pink pajamas
And he's got a cowboy hat upon his lid!
Look, Olaf, very close, and see
He's riding on a llama
And he's chasing down a herd of giant squid!
- The Fairly Oddparents: Timmy uses this on occasion, on Crocker for example ("Look! A child in pain!"). Double-subverted when he tries it on Francis:
Timmy: Uh, look! A rottweiler!Francis: I'm not falling for that one.Timmy: You're right. It's just a brick wall.Francis: A brick wall! Where?!