History TropesThatWillNeverHappen / ABCMeetsXYZ

* AttackAttackAttack [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh Punch!]] Attack! Punch! Attack! [[SlapSlapKiss Slap! Slap! Kiss!]] [[KissKissSlap Kiss! Slap!]] Punch! Attack! Punch! Attack! Attack! Attack! Punch! Punch! Punch! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Explain! Explain...]] [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh Uh-Oh...]] FlashbackBackBack [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bread... Eggs... Milk... Squick!]] [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh, Crap!]] [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat Retreat! Retreat! Retreat...]] [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Ooh, Shiny!]] [[HelpHelpTrappedInTitleFactory Help! Help! Trapped in Title Factory!]]

* AttackAttackAttack [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh Punch!]] Attack! Punch! Attack! [[SlapSlapKiss Slap! Slap! Kiss!]] [[KissKissSlap Kiss! Slap!]] Punch! Attack! Punch! Attack! Attack! Attack! Punch! Punch! Punch! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Explain! Explain...]] [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh Uh-Oh...]] FlashbackBackBack [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bread... Eggs... Milk... Squick!]] [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh, Crap!]] [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!]] [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Ooh, Shiny!]] [[HelpHelpTrappedInTitleFactory Help! Help! Trapped in Title Factory!]]

** Don't you mean "Everyone on Website/TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Cylon]] [[Franchise/MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?

** Meg from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Radiant Dawn]]'' qualifies for this.

** Don't you mean "Everyone on Website/TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Cylon]] [[Franchise/MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?

* [[ChekhovsGag Chekhov's]] {{Overused|RunningGag}} {{Xylophone|Gag}} [[GagBoobs Boobs]] (Creator/AntonChekhov keeps shoving his bizarre fetish in everyone's face.)

* [[TookALevelInDumbass Took a Level In]] AdaptationalDumbass [[DumbassTeenageSon Teenage Son]] [[DumbassDJ DJ]] [[DumbassNoMore No More!]] [[DumbassHasAPoint He Certainly Has A Point

* AdaptationalDumbass [[DumbassDJ DJ]] [[DumbassHasAPoint Has a Point]]

* Badass HumongousMecha NinjaPirateZombieRobot {{Ranger}} [[TheHero Hero]] [[TheyFightCrime Who Fights Crime]] [-[[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE]]-]!

* [[NerdsAreInnocent Innocent]] [[NerdsAreSexy Sexy]] [[NerdsAreVirgins Virgin]] [[NerdNanny Nanny]] [[NerdActionHero Action Heroes]] [[NerdsSpeakKlingon Speak]] [[InTheOriginalKlingon in The Original Klingon]] ([[TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooObscureOrBizarre To the point of cliche. Why do so many blockbusters include Klingon-speaking virgin nanny protagonists nowadays?]])

* {{Grumpy|Bear}} {{Bears Are|Bad News}} [[BearerOfBadNews Bearers of Bad News]]

** Don't you mean "Everyone on Wiki/TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Cylon]] [[Franchise/MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?

** BlackComedy... UpToEleven
*** Isn't that the humor of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''?

* {{Good|IsBoring}} [[VictoryIsBoring Victorious]] [[NatureIsBoring Natural]] [[AtlantisIsBoring Atlantic]] {{Classical Music is|Boring}} BoringButPractical

* {{My Grandma Can|DoBetterThanYou}} [[MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad Beat Up]] {{Your Universe|OrMine}} {{and a Diet Coke}} {{for Great Justice}} {{and Some Other Stuff}}, {{Like that Show|ButWithMecha}}, {{But|NotTooForeign}} NotInMyContract

* {{You No Take|Candle}} NuclearCandle

* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France While Laughing At A MrFanservice From A Kids Show
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Boxbot]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki

* Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
* Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg
* White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
* ThePowerOfRock [[RockBeatsLaser Beats]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Laser Guided]] EasyAmnesia
* [[DieForOurShip Die For Our]] GambitPileup...[[AC: [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]]]]
** ...[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch!]]

* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
* [[CurseCutShort Curse Cut Short]] [[DeathByIrony by Irony]] [[ADayInTheLimelight in the Limelight]] [[DinnerWithTheBoss With the Boss]] [[ManOfAThousandVoices of a Thousand Voices]]

* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
** Playing With Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike?
* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
* Crowning Moment of [[Webcomic/VGCats Nerd Rage]]
** WebAnimation/YourFavoriteMartian did a song on this.

* {{Precision|FStrike}} {{Cluster|FBomb}} {{Atomic|FBomb}} {{N|WordPrivileges}}-Bomb
** ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'' is actually a great example of this.

* [[WeCanRuleTogether We Can]] [[AdamAndEvePlot Make A]] MasterRace [[WeCanRuleTogether Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
** Sounds like Iskierka to Temeraire in Literature/{{Temeraire}}.
* {{Tsun|dere}}{{yandere}}: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, and denying it constantly.
** Played straight by [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold Helga]]
* Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest FernGully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[YourHeadAsplode his head exploded]].
* [[DracoinLeatherPants Draco in]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth Shattering]] GainaxEnding
* [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale OVER NINE THOUSAND]] [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Percent Approval]] [[ThePlan Gambit]] DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER [[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE]] [[RoadrunnerVsCoyote Vs Coyote]] [[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason Season Rabbit Season]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Zoidberg]] EspeciallyZoidberg [[SlidingScaleOfUnavoidableVersusUnforgivable Versus Unforgivable]] [[SlidingScaleOfFourthWallHardness Fourth Wall Hardness]]

* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
** Meg from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Radiant Dawn]]'' qualifies for this.

* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Dumbass]] Badass {{Jerkass}} [[TheWoobie Woobie]] [[MarySue Sue]]
* [[CardCarryingVillain Card-Carrying]] HeroAntagonist
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlue I am Hakumen.]] The end has come!
* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
** Don't you mean "Everyone on Wiki/TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Cylon]] [[Franchise/MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?
*** And wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them?
* Too Dumb to Live It Down to Normal
* Dude, Not So Unfunny It's Actually Pretty Crazy Awesome
* [[DudeNotFunny Dude, She's Not Like, In An]] ActuallyPrettyFunny [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Coma]]
* Crowning Xanatos Gambit of Zettai Ryouiki Does Indeed Work That Way
* {{Calling Your Bathroom|Breaks}} [[CallingYourOrgasms Orgasm]] [[CallingYourAttacks Attacks]]
* {{If|JesusThenAliens}} {{Hijacked By|Jesus}} {{Kung Fu|Jesus}} {{Crystal Dragon|Jesus}} [[NoSuchThingAsSpaceJesus Space Jesus]], [[IfJesusThenAliens Then Aliens]]
** {{Everyone Is|JesusInPurgatory}} {{Hijacked By|Jesus}} {{Kung Fu|Jesus}} {{Crystal Dragon|Jesus}} [[NoSuchThingAsSpaceJesus Space Jesus]] [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory In Purgatory]]
* [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson, Murder]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Milk]], [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Breaded Eggs]]
* JustForFun/{{Come For The|XStayForTheY}} [[WatchItForTheMeme Meme]], [[JustForFun/ComeForTheXStayForTheY Stay For]] [[JustHereForGodzilla Godzilla]]
* {{Silly Rabbit|Romance Is For Kids}}, {{What Do You Mean|Its For Kids}} [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu Romancing Cthulhu]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Is For Kids?]]
* {{Silly|Rabbit Idealism Is For Kids}} [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerp,]] {{Blue And Orange|Morality}} [[OmniscientMoralityLicense Morality License]] [[NoSuchThingAsSpaceJesus Is For Space]] [[SpaceJews Jews]] [[GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere From Nowhere]]!
* {{Kick|TheDog}} [[AndYourLittleDogToo Your Little]] [[ABoyAndHisX Boy And His]] {{Post Apocalyptic|Dog}} {{Evil Detecting|Dog}} {{Big Friendly|Dog}} {{Heroic|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[AndYourLittleDogToo Too!]]
* {{Playing|Drunk}} {{Drunk On|Milk}} {{Milking The Giant|Cow}} {{Sacred|Cow}} {{Cash Cow|Franchise}} [[CowTools Tools]] [[ToolsOfSapience Of Sapience]]
* Complaining About What Do You Mean Freud Was Right... IN SPACE!!
* [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience Color Coded]] SailorEarth {{Mary Sue}}
* {{So|BadItsGood}} BigBad, [[SoBadItsGood It's]] BigGood
* JustForFun/{{Everybody Knows That}} A {{Kung Fu|Jesus}} BattleButler [[AWizardDidIt Wizard]] [[NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus Jesus]] [[TheButlerDidIt Did It]] [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory In Purgatory]] [[TabletopGame/{{Clue}} With The Candlestick]]
* {{Everyone Is|JesusInPurgatory}} Series/JeevesAndWooster In IronicHell
** {{Everyone Is|JesusInPurgatory}} {{The Walrus|WasPaul}} InSpace

* [[SalemIsWitchCountry Salem Is]] [[SmokingIsCool Marlboro Country]]
* {{By|NoIMeanYes}} BigNo[[ByNoIMeanYes , I Mean]] BigYes
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} "Funny story: The script called for me to say 'yes' but I gave it a little twist."]]
* [[GiantEnemyCrab Giant Enemy]] [[Music/TheB52s Rock Lobster]]
* [[OneWingedAngel One-Winged Angels,]] [[AngelsDevilsAndSquid Devils, Squid,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking,]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Breaded Eggs]]
* ViewersAreGoldfish, HumansAreBastards, MenAreGenericWomenAreSpecial, OurDragonsAreDifferent, BearsAreBadNews, DogsAreDumb, CatsAreMean, This World Just Sucks, Doesn't It?
* Nightmare [[NightmareFace Face]] [[NightmareFetishist Fetishist]] [[NightmareFuel Fuel]] [[NightmareRetardant Retardant]]
* {{Added Alliterative|Appeal}} {{Author|Appeal}} AppealToWorseProblems
* [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Dude, She's Like,]] [[DudeShesALesbian A Lesbian]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa In A Coma]]. [[DudeNotFunny Not Funny!]] [[DudeWheresMyRespect Where's My Respect?]]
* {{Grumpy|Bear}} {{Bears Are|Bad News}} [[BearerOfBadNews Bearers of Bad News]]
* {{More|Dakka}} [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakar_Rally Dakar]]

* ''[[Music/BeastieBoys Hello Nasty]]'' [[NastyParty Party]]
* {{The Good Guys Always|Win}} [[ILetYouWin Let]] {{Team Rocket|Wins}}, [[FirstInstallmentWins the First Installment]], [[YoungestChildWins the Youngest Child]], [[FirstGirlWins the First Girl]], [[LetTheBullyWin the Bully]], [[TheBadGuyWins the Bad Guy]], [[FirstFatherWins the First Father]], [[LastGirlWins the Last Girl]], [[LastConfessionWins the Last Confession]], and {{the Simple Gesture|Wins}} WinHerAPrize [[WinToExit to Exit]] [[WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing by Doing Absolutely Nothing]][[WeWinBecauseYouDidnt ... Because You]] [[EvilOnlyHasToWinOnce Only]] [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars Weren't Supposed to Win Oscars]] ''[[EvilOnlyHasToWinOnce Once]]'', [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch!]]
* [[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic This is No Time for]] {{Songs in the Key of|Panic}} {{First Period|Panic}} {{Gay|Panic}} {{Archive|Panic}} {{Palmtree|Panic}} {{Crowd|Panic}} Music/PanicAtTheDisco
* IHitYouYouHitTheGround [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt So Hard, Your X]] [[YouWontFeelAThing Won't Feel a Thing]]
* {{Good|IsBoring}} [[VictoryIsBoring Victorious]] [[NatureIsBoring Natural]] [[AtlantisIsBoring Atlantic]] {{Classical Music is|Boring}} BoringButPractical
* [[BaitAndSwitchAccusation Accusing]] Your [[BaitAndSwitchSentiment Sentimental]] [[BaitAndSwitchBoss Boss]] of [[BaitAndSwitchComparison Comparing]] [[BaitAndSwitchLesbians Lesbians]] to [[BaitAndSwitchTyrant Tyrants]] and [[BaitAndSwitchComment Commenting]] on Your [[BaitAndSwitchCredits Credit]] Score with a [[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Gunshot]]

* {{SugarWiki/Crowning Moment Of|Awesome}} {{Difficult But|Awesome}} {{Awesomeness By|Analysis}} AnalysisChannel
* {{Not with Them for the|Money}} {{Briefcase Full of|Money}} {{Money Spider}}s
* {{Hobbes|WasRight}}, {{Rousseau|WasRight}}, {{Freud|WasRight}}, And {{Ludd|WasRight}} All Made Some Pretty Good Points; Screw That {{Machiavelli|WasWrong}} Guy, Though
* {{Ricky|Morton}} [[MortonsFork Morton's]] ForkFencing
* {{Unintentionally|Unsympathetic}} [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Unsympathetic Comedy]] [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Protagonist-Centered]] [[MoralityChain Morality]] ChainedByFashion [[FashionVictimVillain Victim Villain]] [[VillainSong Song]]
* {{Eliminated from the|Race}} {{Race for Your|Love}} {{Love at First|Sight}} HelmetMountedSight
* {{Recycled|InSpace}} {{Transhuman|sInSpace}} {{Libertarian|sInSpace}} {{Ape|sInSpace}} {{Stealth|InSpace}} {{Burial|InSpace}}
* KidHero [[KidDetective Detective]] [[DetectiveAnimal Animal]]
* {{Killer|Robot}} [[JobStealingRobot Job-Stealing]] RobotBuddy
* {{Cowboy BeBop at His|Computer}} {{Magical|Computer}} {{Alleged Computer}}
* Mistaken a [[MistakenForBadass Badass]] [[MistakenForCheating Cheating]] [[MistakenForMurderer Murderer]] for a [[MistakenForPregnant Pregnant]] [[MistakenForDog Dog]]
* {{Bond|OneLiner}}/{{Schiff|OneLiner}} [[FacingTheBulletsOneLiner "Facing the Bullets"]] [[PreMortemOneLiner Pre-Mortem]] [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Pre-Asskicking]] OneLinerNameOneLiner [[OneLinerEcho Echo]]
* {{Best Known for|the Fanservice}} [[IgnoreTheFanservice Ignoring the]] {{Innocent|FanserviceGirl}}, {{Reluctant|FanserviceGirl}}, {{Shameless|FanserviceGirl}} {{Foreign|Fanservice}} [[MrFanservice Mr.]]/[[MsFanservice Ms.]] {{Workout|Fanservice}} [[SelfFanservice Self-]]FanDisservice [[FanserviceModel Model]] [[FanserviceCharacters Characters]] [[FanserviceCostumes Costumes]] [[FanserviceFauxFight Faux Fight]] [[FanserviceCover Cover]] [[FanserviceExtra Extra]] [[FanservicePack Pack]] [[FanserviceWithASmile with a Smile]]

* {{You Cloned|Hitler}} the {{Stupid Jetpack|Hitler}} {{Apocalypse|Hitler}} [[HitlerCam Cam]]!
** {{Those Wacky|Nazis}} {{British|Nazis}} [[NaziZombies Zombie]] [[NaziHunter Hunter]] [[NaziProtagonist Protagonists]] (Also TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooAmbiguous - do they hunt British zombies, or are they British people who hunt zombies?)
*** Oh, and they're [[{{Communazi}} communists]], too!
* {{Silly|RabbitIdealismIsForKids}} [[CallAHumanAMeatbag Meatbag]], {{Even the Subtitler Is|Stumped}}, {{Like|IsLikeAComma}}, a {{Big Lipped|AlligatorMoment}} {{Overworked|Sleep}} CowboyBebopAtHisComputer {{Complaining about People Not|LikingTheShow}} [[PraisingShowsYouDontWatch Praising Shows They Don't Watch]][[WeWinBecauseYouDidnt … Because]] {{Most Gamers Are|Male}} MoreThanInfinite {{and Your|LittleDogToo}} MegaNeko [[AndYourLittleDogToo Too]] [[AndThatsTerrible and That's]] [[ThatsWhatICallX What I Call]] StupidGood, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch!]]
* {{You Could Have Used|YourPowersForGood}} {{the Sneaky|Guy}} {{Mundane|MacGuffinPerson}} MacGuffinSuperPerson {{to Be Lawful or Good}} OrSoIHeard, {{but You Were There|AndYouAndYou}}, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Zoidberg]], {{and Your|LittleDogToo}} {{Heroic|Dog}} {{Old|Dog}} PostApocalypticDog [[AndYourLittleDogToo Too]], {{and the Rest}}[[NonSequiturThud , *thud*]]
* {{My Grandma Can|DoBetterThanYou}} [[MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad Beat Up]] {{Your Universe|OrMine}} {{and a Diet Coke}} {{for Great Justice}} {{and Some Other Stuff}}, {{Like that Show|ButWithMecha}}, {{But|NotTooForeign}} NotInMyContract
* {{I Want My|Jetpack}} {{Stupid|JetpackHitler}} {{Helicopter|Pack}} {{Mecha|ExpansionPack}} [[MissionPackSequel Sequel]]
* {{Surprise|Jump}} {{Double|Jump}} {{Super|WindowJump}} {{Rocket|Jump}} [[JumpingTheShark Sharks]] (And do they have [[EnergyWeapon Frickin' Laser Beams]]?)
* {{Critical|Dissonance}} {{Jerkass|Dissonance}} {{Soundtrack|Dissonance}} {{Reception|Dissonance}} (This soundtrack sucks balls! Didn't they test this music before they released it?)
* [[ChekhovsGag Chekhov's]] {{Overused|RunningGag}} {{Xylophone|Gag}} [[GagBoobs Boobs]] (Creator/AntonChekhov keeps shoving his bizarre fetish in everyone's face.)
* {{Giving up on|Logic}} {{Oven|Logic}} {{Fridge|Logic}} (TheWorldIsNotReady for an oven-fridge combination!)
* Badass HumongousMecha NinjaPirateZombieRobot {{Ranger}} [[TheHero Hero]] [[TheyFightCrime Who Fights Crime]] [-[[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE]]-]!
* {{Everybody Was|KungFuFighting}} {{Car|Fu}} {{Cane|Fu}} {{Confusion|Fu}} {{Forklift|Fu}} {{Gun|Fu}} {{Juggle|Fu}} {{Waif|Fu}} {{Wire|Fu}} [[KungShui Shui]] [[KungFoley Foley]] [[EverybodyWasKungFuFighting Fighting]]
* [[NerdsAreInnocent Innocent]] [[NerdsAreSexy Sexy]] [[NerdsAreVirgins Virgin]] [[NerdNanny Nanny]] [[NerdActionHero Action Heroes]] [[NerdsSpeakKlingon Speak]] [[InTheOriginalKlingon in The Original Klingon]] ([[TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooObscureOrBizarre To the point of cliche. Why do so many blockbusters include Klingon-speaking virgin nanny protagonists nowadays?]])
* BigBad [[MagnificentBastard Magnificent]] [[CompleteMonster Monstrous]] HateSink [[AbusiveParents Parents]] [[KnightOfCerebus of Cerebus]]
** Possibly [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Fire Lord Ozai]], [[Manga/SoulEater Medusa Gorgon]], and for a FanFic example, Jacques Schnee in ''Fanfic/RubyAndNora''?
* [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Screw the Rules I Have Money,]] [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections I Have Connections,]] [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem and I Make Them!]]
** [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight ...and I'm Doing What's Right!]]
* {{Domestic|Abuse}}ally AbusiveParents [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals That Abuse Animals,]] {{Loophole|Abuse}}s, [[AbusivePrecursors And Are Precursors]]

* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, and denying it constantly.

** WebVideo/YourFavoriteMartian did a song on this.

* {{Domestic|Abuser}}ally AbusiveParents [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals That Abuse Animals,]] {{Loophole|Abuse}}s, [[AbusivePrecursors And Are Precursors]]

* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.

* [[IndexingEnsues Realistically Intoxicated, Hilariously Awkward, Mortal Human Coitus Ensues and Sues]]