is a lurker. And goes by other names but it doesn't matter here because I'm here to read pages. Not edit. (More and more of a lie every edit, isn't it.)
This troper has figured out how to pothole to another namespace.
I have created a few pages. Oooh, so good.
Dinner for Schmucks,
The Other Guys,
Discworld MUD
I have also declared myself the sole protector of
Team Fortress 2 and all its subpages or something like that.