Fanfic / Taylor Is DOOMed

Taylor Is DOOMed is a Worm and Doom crossover.

Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.

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This fic provides examples of:

• Accidental Truth: In the chaos following Taylor's arrival, Piggot thinks about the possibility of a conspiracy within the PRT that is leaving some of the local branches to their own devices. As it turns out, canon Worm showed that Brockton Bay's status was caused by Cauldron's experiments on "Parahuman Feudalism".
• Always a Bigger Fish: Taylor and her hordes of minions (which she doesn't know about) are much worse than anything found in Brockton Bay, or Sunnydale. So far, nothing in either location has even slightly slowed Taylor down.
• Attack Its Weak Point: Armsmaster is sure that Taylor must have a weakness somewhere, but Director Piggot immediately shuts him down, insisting that even if he's right, which is uncertain, she doesn't want to be on the same planet with him testing the theory.
  Armsmaster: There is almost always a hard counter to any Parahuman ability. Logically Overkill has a weak point that we should be able to locate and...
  Piggot: No.
• Autobots, Rock Out!: Taylor cheerfully sings "Girls just wanna have guns" to herself while filling a hallway with plasma fire.
• Badass Normal: Danny has no powers at all. Doesn't make him any less dangerous, though. Killing Cricket with a shotgun was just the beginning.
• Bag of Holding: Taylor's power armor can hold several thousand pounds worth of materials, including things she knows are physically too big to fit inside the storage compartment.
• Beware the Nice Ones: Seems to be a Hebert trait. They are all nice and good - until they get pushed past the Rage Breaking Point, upon which moment they will go volcanic.
  • As a result of her experience, Taylor. She's fairly polite if you don't provoke her, but you'll be lucky to have enough left of you for a funeral if you piss her off.
  • Danny quickly takes out Cricket with a shotgun, and his stealth skills in the assault on Medhall are so great that he's actually assumed to be a Stranger parahuman.
  • According to Danny, Annette would not only not stop them from going on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge, she would have likely been the first through Medhall's door after the Empire 88 pisses Taylor off.
• BFG: Being a Doom crossover, this is of course inevitable. When Taylor sees a gun large enough to slide a soda can into the barrel, and heavy enough to strain her armor's servos, her first reaction is avarice.
• Black Comedy: When Piggot sends Assault and Dauntless to talk to Taylor and hopefully get her to leave Brockton, Assault jokes that "If we mess up, we'll never know", referring to how quickly they'll all be dead. The other two glare at him and Assault admits he wished he hadn't said it.
• Blasphemous Praise: A variation. Piggot declares she intends to "Put the fear of Overkill" into Emma, Sophia, and Madison when she has them and their families forcibly brought in to the Rig.
• Bring My Brown Pants: When Lisa makes a prophecy of DOOM about Taylor (and promptly forgets having done it), even Bitch's dogs wet the floor.
• Brown Note: All over the place.
  • Angry Taylor's loud cursing kills small animals, destroys every window in a few hundred yards and terrifies anyone that is listening.
  • When Brian records one of Lisa's prophetic fits in his mobile phone, the phone can only run the audio file once before it melts.
• Bullet Catch: Taylor does this to a .50 caliber round that Victor fires at Danny. Hookwolf doesn't take it well.
• Chainsaw Good: One of Taylor's favorite weapons. In one of the runs, she actually gets through the entire Mars UAC facility using only this. It's also powerful enough to ignore Fenja and Menja's field.
  The roar it made was almost soothing in a weird way, she found.
  Taylor was beginning to suspect that her outlook on some things was being affected by her time here.
  Oh well. When she got home, and killed everyone involved in her holiday in hell, she could get therapy or something. And relax.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: After everything she had to do to survive Mars and Hell, facing Taylor can only have the result of crushing, painful defeat.
• Deadman Switch: Danny is smart enough to make arrangements before confronting Director Piggot, ensuring that everything he knows about Taylor's situation — including Shadow Stalker's secret identity and the ways she's been violating her probation without consequence — will be leaked to the media if he's not allowed to walk out.
• Death Is a Slap on the Wrist: Whenever Taylor dies, she winds up back at a "check-point" instead of being permanently dead. During her tenure in the Mars UAC facility, every time she died, she always ended up back in the same room she woke up in, and it isn't until she appears in Hell that the checkpoint finally updates.
  Taylor: After you've died the first couple of hundred times, you sort of lose track of it. Stops being all that important really.
• Destination Defenestration: Moments after Taylor smashes into the Medhall building through a window, someone else comes flying back out — or rather, since she's using her chainsaw, half of someone else.
• Determinator: It takes close to five years of near constant combat against various demonic entities, but Taylor finally manages to get back to Brockton Bay and her dad.
  And she was going to get home. Even if she had to kill everything in the universe that stood between her and her goal.
• Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: In the Buffy omakes, the various cast members have a number of almost casual encounters with various demons, particularly Kendra, Xander, and Cordelia. The last of which is ballsy enough to yell at a demon for almost damaging her car's paint job.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Hookwolf manages to annoy Taylor right when she's freshly arrived home, but also when she's just had a meal with her dad at last, so she's generous enough to give him a chance. She simply promises him that if he annoys her any further, she will end "you, your entire gang, and anyone who ever even smiled at you, you hear me, Hookwolf the Nazi?"
• Do Not Taunt Cthulhu:
  • Piggot makes it extremely clear that no one is to aggravate the Heberts in any fashion, outright telling them she will personally shoot anyone stupid enough to attempt it. Twice, she singles out Armsmaster in particular due to both his No Social Skills and that he tries to suggest finding a weakness in her Power Armor, something that'd require fighting Taylor.
  Piggot: I am letting you all know this because it's vitally important that you all realize that no, you can't take her. And if any of you try, I will personally shoot you in the head.
  • Gifford in the Buffy omakes repeatedly tries to get through to Travers that they cannot manipulate or coerce Taylor in any way. The best they can do is simply pray she's not interested in them and let her do what she wants otherwise.
• The Dreaded:
  • In Hell, Taylor becomes so feared that crowds of thousands of demons will flee from her after seeing what she did to the rest of them. Given Taylor gleefully chases them down to kill them some more, it's fully justified.
  • It takes Taylor a single night to become the most terrifying Cape in all of Brockton Bay - and the only reason she has not gained this status worldwide is because no one outside the city knows about her. Even the Shards are scared out of their wits by her presence.
• Eating the Enemy: Taylor is eventually so fed up with the imps that when they turn up after a reset before she has her armor on, she chases one down, twists its head off with her bare hands, and takes a bite out of it, just in revenge for the times she's been bitten by them before.
  It tasted like chicken.
  Tired of the MREs she'd used the plasma rifle to cook an arm, eaten quite a lot of it, and then discovered that it tasted like toxic chicken.
  That had been a rather unpleasant death, all in all, and when she woke up the next time she resolved not to eat demons any more. Or whatever they really were. Possibly aliens. Or demonic aliens.
  Something like that.
  The tingling sensation in her nerves took a couple of resets to go away, but it did in the end.
• Failed a Spot Check: After first arriving on Mars, Taylor spends hours working on the Power Armor so she can use it to move a heavy crate blocking the door's control panel, citing she won't be getting any food or water unless she can get out of the room. It's only afterwards that she inspects the various crates and find one absolutely filled with MREs. (In fairness, she did look inside some, with the first being empty and the second containing the power armor, and the manual for the armor let her know that she's on Mars...so she was fairly distracted.)
• Half the Man He Used to Be: When Taylor is wielding her chainsaw, this is the usual result.
• Horrifying the Horror: After Dinah's power senses Taylor's impending arrival, it's unusually helpful for some time afterward. She stops getting headaches, and if she ever gets annoyed by not having enough information, the mere suggestion of going to HER makes it scream and hide away.
  Like it had seen something it didn't enjoy and was more or less hiding while being as cooperative as possible in the hopes that whatever was coming would leave it alone.
• How Did You Know? I Didn't: Danny managed to logically deduce that Sophia is Shadow Stalker, but he wasn't 100% certain until he saw how Armsmaster reacted to the name, prompting this at the end of his explanation of how he figured it out to Piggot.
• Hypocrite: Kaiser complains about Overkill breaking the unwritten rules by attacking him at home no more than a couple hours after he gloated that the rules were for idiots who didn't know how to break them without getting caught.
• I Call It "Vera": Taylor decides to name her experimental plasma cannon (not to be confused with the regular plasma rifle) "Mr Death". This fits, since she's wading through its knee-deep results at the time.
• I Fell for Hours: One of Taylor's deaths comes from accidentally falling into an empty elevator shaft that goes down to Mars' core. Combined with Mars' gravity being a third than Earth's, it gives her several hours to perfect her vocabulary.
• I Need a Freaking Drink: In the Buffy omakes, the Slayers' Council reaction to learning about Taylor.
• In the Blood: Beware the Nice Ones is a Hebert family trait.
• Ironic Echo Cut: Taylor gleefully leaps into a cavern larger than Brockton Bay and filled with demons, cheering how she "Loves a target rich environment." The very next scene starts with her fleeing a horde of demons while shouting how much she "hates a target rich environment."
• Kleptomaniac Hero: While in Hell or on Mars, Taylor quickly forms a habit of taking everything she can find. It helps her armor has a built-in Bag of Holding.
• Know When to Fold 'Em: Two Empire-88 thugs decide to rob a pizzeria armed with melee weapons, only to see the annoyed seven foot tall woman in Power Armor beginning to stand up from her table. Both immediately leave rather than try to take her.
• Laughing Mad: Taylor's sense of humour has perhaps been somewhat warped by five years of non-stop ultraviolence. She frequently breaks out into giggles while mowing down her enemies.
  Was that someone… laughing?
  He felt a chill go down his back. There was something very wrong about that sound.
• Leave No Survivors: Taylor occasionally ignores the demons if they just freeze in awe of her, but otherwise she makes sure to hunt them all down, including any who run. When one actually declares surrender, her answer is, "Tough."
• Lightning Bruiser: By the time she returns home, Taylor is tough enough to outright ignore attacks from basically anyone, fast enough to snatch a 50 caliber bullet out of the air, and has enough weaponry to win World Wars Three and Four by herself.
• Made of Iron: Fighting through Mars and Hell for five years (estimated) has left Taylor incredibly tough. Notably, the nanomachines she refers to as "hurting a little" cause others to scream in burning agony at minimum. Some like Rune flat out don't react because they're in too much pain to even scream.
• The Many Deaths of You: Taylor dies about four hundred times in her attempt to get through Mars and then Hell. She doesn't let that stop her.
• Massive Multiplayer Crossover: Besides the obvious combination of Worm and Doom, there are references to other series, particularly in the omakes.
  • Taylor's journey through The Multiverse on her way back home have her end up in the Marvel Cinematic Universe during the events of the Avengers movie, specifically the attack on New York, where she proceeds to obliterate the Chitauri forces, revive Coulson, then take out Thanos.
  • When on an outing with her dad, she mentions meeting the Ghostbusters and Zuul.
  • She travels to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer universe to take a trip into the Hellmouth, while her demons go to town on vampires and other native supernatural threats.
• Mugging the Monster: The Empire tries to force Taylor into working for them. It ends very badly for them.
• The Needs of the Many: Piggot would certainly prefer Taylor didn't kill Emma, Sophia, and Madison but will absolutely let her if it means saving the city from her wrath.
• Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Taylor nonchalantly shows Assault and Dauntless some of the things she's seen in her five-year-long fight against the forces of Hell. Both heroes know they are going to have nightmares about it.
• No-Sell: Taylor's armor laughs in the face of pretty much anything that exists in Earth Bet.
• Nothing Is Scarier: As Taylor's influence begins to appear in Earth Bet, Coil starts to die every time he tries to use his power. The worst is not that his alternate self dies, it's that he doesn't know what's killing him.
• Off the Table: The demonic lord/god Taylor fights before finally returning home refuses her offer to surrender and fights her instead. When he's nearly dead, he tries to surrender, only to earn a "Tough" in reply before she kills him.
• Oh, Crap!: General reaction to Taylor's actions when she comes back to Earth.
  • Emma, Madison and Sophia's reaction when they find out what Taylor has been doing - and what she might do in the nearby future (namely turn them into ashes).
  • Gifford, the demon lore specialist of the Watchers Council, nearly wets himself when he hears Taylor referred to as "Ruler of the Umbral Plains". According to him, the Umbral Plains are a dimension that predates literally everything in the known universe, including the universe itself, and is the true Hell, not the demonic worlds found on the other side of a Hellmouth. Every single being from the Umbral Plains is far more powerful and dangerous than anything found on Earth. In his words, all they can do against a being who rules such a place is to let her do whatever she wants and pray she leaves them alive when she's done.
• O.O.C. Is Serious Business: The fact that Piggot casually outed her in front of Emma's and Madison's families tells Sophia that something is seriously wrong.
• Perception Filter: In the Buffy omakes, the demons can hide themselves from anyone they don't want to notice them. One of them gives Kendra a necklace which lets her do the same for anyone who wishes her harm.
• Person of Mass Destruction: Taylor arrives back on Earth Bet with enough weaponry to win World Wars Three and Four on her own. She promptly (and single-handedly) kills Moord Nag and the Three Blasphemies, scares the Sleeper and turns Ellisburg and Eagleton into smoking craters before doing the same to Winslow, and then almost effortlessly destroys the Empire 88, all in less than twenty-four hours. If an omake's description of her firepower is accurate to canon, she can destroy stars.
• Poke in the Third Eye: All of Earth Bet's Thinkers start to have "visions" of Taylor's arrival starting three days before she does. Tattletale faints and makes prophecies, Coil locks himself up because his attempts to use his power keep ending in his death, Alexandria gets knocked out, Gallant has a heart attack from the stress of detecting Taylor's sheer wrath...
  • ... And Dinah's having giggle-fits as she keeps seeing what's going to happen to the guy who was going to kidnap and drug her.
• The Power of Hate: Taylor draws strength from her rage, liberally so. The demons apparently do the same.
• Prefer Jail to the Protagonist: After Taylor and Danny destroyed the Empire, the survivors (Kaiser, Othala, and Stormtiger) gladly turned themselves over to the PRT to stay far as possible from the Heberts, "somewhere safe, like the moon."
• Purple Is Powerful: After it's exposed to the blood of a massive demon, Taylor's armor is recolored purple.
• Read the Freaking Manual: Taylor does this every time she finds a new weapon, and takes the manuals with her.
• Roaring Rampage of Revenge:
  • Taylor is planning one against Sophia, Emma, Madison, and whoever sent her to Mars and Hell.
  • She pulls one off against the Empire 88 for trying to kill her father and forcibly recruit her. Eight hours later, their power base is shattered, their headquarters destroyed, and all but four members are dead (one of whom has defected).
• Screw This, I'm Outta Here:
  • A pair of unnamed men try to rob a pizza shop while Danny and Taylor are eating there. One barely steps inside with a baseball bat in hand before spotting Taylor standing up, seven feet tall in her power armor, and promptly runs outside and convinces his partner they should leave.
  • Skidmark, after encountering some demons, decides to do this along with Squealer. The moment the sun dawns, of course - he ain't gonna risk it in the middle of the night!
• Shout-Out: In Chapter 1, when Taylor's patience finally runs out and she decides to just destroy Emma, she says "the time had most definitely come for a touch of the old ultraviolence".
• Sir Swearsalot: Until she returns to her Earth, Taylor has a tendency to swear so violently that it kills nearby birds, complete with trailing smoke as they fall from the sky. Even when she's less angry, she still curses frequently.
• Slasher Smile: When two mysterious figures are discussing what Taylor has to go through and how much it will hurt and upset her, one hesitantly points out that at least she's smiling, and the other retorts that that is not a smile.
  Not one that you'd want aimed at you, at any rate.
• The Sleepless: After a while, Taylor stops needing to sleep altogether, which becomes useful in her near-constant battle to return home.
• There Is No Kill Like Overkill: It's pretty much Taylor's MO, to the point that the PRT makes "Overkill" her codename. When Hookwolf tried to forcibly recruit her, she shot him with a plasma rifle, countless times with her rotary cannon, and (even though either of those likely killed him) shot him again with one of her larger weapons that left nothing but a molten crater behind. When Kaiser tries to get retribution, Taylor and her father wipe out the Empire 88 except for Kaiser, Othala, and Stormtiger^*And Rune, who was smart enough to spill her guts metaphorically so Taylor wouldn't spill them literally, which she considers a warning.
  Director Piggot: Overkill's rules of engagement, as far as we can determine, are basically ‘If you make me come over there you’re dead.’
• Tranquil Fury: At some point, Taylor's utter rage turns into this. It makes her lethally efficient. By the time of her 104th death:
  She was also so far beyond fury that she couldn't even think of a word for it, and had ended up in an almost zenlike state of eerie calm underlaid by a rage that would destroy a star.
  She settled for destroying absolutely everything else, not having a star handy to take out her peevishness on.
• Truce Zone: With the PRT's leadership in full radio silence or running in circles, Piggot takes the initiative and summons every Parahuman in the Bay to explain the situation and make it perfectly clear nobody, Villain or Hero, is going to approach Overkill in any fashion. The loudest voice, Brandish, is silenced into compliance when Piggot pulls up images of the results of her previous rampages against Moord Nag, the Machine Army, the Three Blasphemies, and Nilbog, and declares she doesn't want the same thing happening in Brockton.
• Underestimating Badassery:
  • Hookwolf thinks that Taylor, being (apparently) a new Trigger, should be easy to cow. Taylor turns him into slag before he begins to fight. When Kaiser makes the mistake of sending more people after her, they barely last a few seconds.
  • Also, the Empire thugs and Cricket believed Danny Hebert would be an easy target. Danny breaks one thug's arm, knocks that one and another with the butt of the shotgun he just took from them and double-taps Cricket so fast that it sounded like one shot (and he actually shot thrice in that time, he just missed one shot). And, during the Medhall assault, he manages to carry out feats like sniping a ganger with a shotgun, kill several of them mid-jump and generally being stealthy enough that Kaiser thinks he has to be a Stranger parahuman.
  • In the Buffy omakes, Travers assumes that the "Ruler of the Umbral Plains" would be comparable to Glorificus. Gifford has to explain that such a being would keep Glorificus as a pet, assuming they didn't just eat her.
• Uninvited to the Party: When Piggot calls for a truce for every single Parahuman in Brockton to attend, four groups are missing: the Merchants, the ABB, Coil's mercs, and the E88. In order, she couldn't manage to get them because she couldn't get in touch with their leadership (though she feels it's likely Skidmark wouldn't have bothered to show up even if he was clear-headed and knew the stakes), there's something wrong with Lung's power and he can't contact Oni Lee, Coil was already dead by the time the reunion was assembled, and finally, Piggot was so pissed at Kaiser for his attempt at recruiting Overkill, she didn't bother calling to warn him, feeling he deserved every consequence.
• The Unseen: Someone is watching Taylor from within her mind, apologizing for the horrors she is being sent through. For some reason, she can vaguely feel their presence when they are observing her and makes it a point to mention that they are most definitely on her kill list, which is enough for whoever it is to immediately close the connection.
• Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Sergio, a pizzeria owner, doesn't even blink at a seven foot tall woman in power armor ordering multiple pizzas from him. He specifically nudges his cook (a cousin from out of town) to stop staring, citing that it's not really that weird for Brockton Bay.
• Villainous Breakdown: Kaiser/Max is reduced to laughing for 5 minutes after Taylor and Danny decimated the Empire 88, including all but two of his capes, Medhall left in ruins, and escaping death as Taylor decided to spare him as a warning.
• Weirdness Censor: In the "Buffy" omake series, the Sunnydale inhabitants are as oblivious as ever.
• Year Inside, Hour Outside: Taylor spends roughly five years from her perspective trying to get back to her dad, but Danny and the rest of Earth-Bet only experienced about two weeks.
• You Kill It, You Bought It: After defeating a giant demonic being, apparently the ruler of the Hell-realm she was travelling through, staining her armor purple in the process, the surviving demons have sworn themselves to her service, though she seems unaware of it at the present time.

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