Film / Love and Death

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever."

Love and Death is a 1975 Woody Allen comedy film that is an Affectionate Parody of Russian novels, with a particular debt to War and Peace. It's Allen's last totally comedic film before Tom Hanks Syndrome hit, and he considers it one of his favorites of his work.

The film deals with Boris Grushenko (Allen), who like many other Allen protagonists, is a cowardly young man with intellectual pretensions. Grushenko is drafted into the Napoleonic wars and ultimately roped into an assassination attempt on Napoleon.

Contains examples of:

  • Affectionate Parody: Very much so, with tons of Genius Bonus for fans of Russian literature.
  • Anachronism Stew: Includes several instances of this played for humor.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: Boris addresses the audience at the end.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Boris's father.
    Boris: You're a real loon, aren't you?
  • Contemplate Our Navels: Wheat...
  • A Date with Rosie Palms:
    Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
    Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
  • Drill Sergeant Nasty: Boris has to deal with one when he joins the army. An African-American one. In Imperial Russia.
    • Well, Pushkin's grandfather was a black Ethopian mercenary who fought under Peter the Great, but in this case, it was probably to fulfill two tropes.
    • Ironically, it predates the performance by Louis Gossett, Jr. in An Officer and a Gentleman.
  • Duel to the Death: Lebedokov challenges Boris to pistols at dawn.
  • Fast-Forward Gag
  • Girl-on-Girl Is Hot:
    Sonja: There are many different kinds of love, Boris. There's love between a man and a woman; between a mother and son...
    Boris: Two women. Let's not forget my favorite.
  • God Is Evil: Amusingly subverted with this quote from Boris, "If it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
  • The Grim Reaper: Likely as a Shout-Out to Bergman, although unusually, he's dressed in all white.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: "He missed. He missed him. He missed."
  • Historical In-Joke: Fyodor Dostoevsky was sent to a firing squad, but unlike Boris, he was spared at the last moment.
  • Hope Spot: Boris is told by an Angel of the Lord that he will be spared from execution. Later...
    Boris's ghost: I got screwed!
  • Hurricane of Puns: In one scene, all of the dialogue consists of quoting the titles of works by Fyodor Dostoevsky. It concludes with the line, "Really, how novel."
  • Insane Troll Logic:
    Boris: (monologuing) What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals.
    Sonja: To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
  • Instant Marksman, Just Squeeze Trigger:
    Sonya: I'm not leaving here until we shoot Napoleon. Here. (Hands Boris a pistol)
    Boris: Oh, I see. Thanks. I'm the hit man.
    Sonya: Remember, you can't take any chances. Now, make sure the barrel of the gun is pressed against his head or his chest. And don't pull the trigger, Boris. Squeeze it.
    Boris: Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship?
  • Insult Backfire:
    Boris: You're a tyrant, and a dictator, and you start wars!
    Napoleon: Why is he reciting my credits?
  • I Take Offense to That Last One:
    Anton: Grushenko? Isn't he the young coward all St. Petersburg is talking about?
    Boris: I'm not so young. I'm thirty-five.
  • Joisey: Where Napoleon's double seems to be from.
  • Love Dodecahedron: Sonja's friend Natasha is involved in one of these.
  • Mortality Phobia: Boris lives in constant fear of dying, as a result of somehow meeting the Grim Reaper as a child, and this fear informs most of his acts of cowardice throughout the movie.
  • Of Corsets Sexy
    Countess Alexandrovna: How do you like it?
    Boris: It's all right. I prefer something sexy, but...
  • Public Domain Soundtrack: All the music is by Sergei Prokofiev, mostly from the Lt. Kije Suite.
  • Pyrrhic Victory
    Priest: God was truly kind to us this day.
    Boris: Can you imagine if he wasn't? It might have rained.
  • Really Gets Around: Sonya, and how.
    Sonja: Oh, Boris, I'm so unhappy.
    Boris: I wish you weren't.
    Sonja: Voskovec and I quarrel frequently. I've become a scandal.
    Boris: Poor Sonja.
    Sonja: I've been visiting Seretsky in his room.
    Boris: Why? What's in his room? (beat) Oh.
    Sonja: And before Seretsky, Alexei. And before Alexei, Alegorian. And before Alegorian, Asimov.
    Boris: OK!
    Sonja: Wait! I'm still on the A's.
  • The Schlub Pub Seduction Deduction:
    Sonja: Pardon me? I'm having trouble adjusting my belt. Do you think you could come over here and hold my bosom for a while?
  • Second Prize: In a backhanded insult.
    Soldier: He was from my village - He was the village idiot.
    Boris: Yeah, what did you do, place?
  • Shout-Out: Parodies of shots from Ingmar Bergman and Sergei Eisenstein movies.
  • Visual Pun: The "valuable piece of land" owned by Boris's father turns out to be small enough to carry in his coat.
  • Special Effects Failure: Played for Laughs. The slap sound effect when the Countess fiance smack Boris. He very visibly misses but the sound effects acts as if struck Boris.
  • Weird Trade Union: They drop the Village Idiot off at an Idiot's convention.
  • Word Salad Philosophy: "Objectivity is subjective!" "To love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer, to suffer is to be unhappy..."