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TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#151: Sep 12th 2018 at 5:53:28 AM

Sorry for the pagetopping double-post, but I have to get this out of my system. As part of this series' transition period to its own reboot, 9k1 Games Season 21 has two token Reboot tributesnote , and is also Reboot-compliant! Also, as part of my effort to future proof the main thread (at least the Reboot), I'll also be providing Imgur pics in case the Postimg pics break. To demonstrate, here's the alternate Reaping pic. Gee, it's gonna be really painful to read those OG seasons who have lost all or majority of their pics for good... but rest assured that they'll be properly archived in the Database because I still have the Reapings, Placements, and Death Summaries of all the seasons from S100 onwards.note 


  • Bloodbath (alt link)
    • The Cornucopia doesn't like the taste of happiness.
    • I hope you two didn't get paralyzed...
    • She's probably gonna scare the judges with just her appearance. I can see her component Gems being actual contestants, though.
    • Lyra comes across some dead Apple Family members.
    • Woody builds his own Green Army Men tank.
    • Kovu might as well be Scar's heir after all... oh wait...
    • You may be invincible, but that hole won't send you back to the Underground.
    • Phantasmo's gonna have a bad time. No, make that two.
    • And here we have animal abuse mixed with Furry Confusion.
    • Skellinore?!
  • Day 1 (alt link)
    • It's a pred vs. prey fight, and the prey wins! However, a ghost revives the predator.
    • Corrupted or not, those God Beasts sound like trouble.
    • Sans joins Walker Elementary's debate club while Carlos joins the Royal Guard.
    • The Rainbooms collectively drink Flex Seal. Bad idea, girls.
    • Nurse Joy tries an alternative to healing Pokémon. Somehow, human blood can save a Pokémon's life.
    • Buckbeak pulls off Mad-eye Moody's trick on Mikey and Papyrus. Now Mikey knows how it goes in Ms. Frizzle's other field trips...
    • Seeing those bodies made Lyra faint, and Kiara takes advantage of that by stealing from her.
    • Malachite is scared of a smol squirrel-bug T-posing at her.
    • Furry Reminder, fillies and gentlecolts.
    • Accelgor, meanwhile, watches all of this.
    • Deaths (alt link): Toriel and Fang
  • Night 1 (alt link)
    • And by finger, I mean horn, like how Celestia used hers to unlock the room that contained the Elements of Harmony.
    • Three quadrupeds get involved in a surgery. Apparently lion kidneys work in pony bodies.
    • Hard to ski on all four hooves.
    • Cartoon logic. How does it work? +7 kills to 507's technical kill count.
    • Papyrus does what a SPAGHET-lovin' skeltal does.
    • A 4' 2" Emotion singlehandedly kidnaps a giant, monstrous fusion. Sans, Carlos, why didn't you use your newfound Determination to SAVE her?!
    • Plas flips the game board and shoots it with plasma.
    • Kovu goes vegetarian and somehow causes a levitating hunk of metal to slip on the banana. That's not a typo.
    • Did the four of you learn that spell from Starlight?
    • Flaaffy comes across the Equestria Girls' bodies and rejoices.
  • Day 2 (alt link)
    • You could've just flown your way home, Mal...
    • Flaaffy quickly regrets that remark.
    • Careful with those claws, Metang.
    • Moondancer finds Fluttershy sick with the flu from skiing and destroys the cure just to spite her. So much for Twilight amending fences with you.
    • The Pony Tones know what love poison is and wisely avoid it.
    • The lion couple play Truth or Dare with the others.
    • Sans tricks Carlos into finding everyone for him, but the latter comes back with Nemo.H/N 
    • Deaths (alt link): The Rainbooms
  • Night 2 (alt link)
    • A large rip can be heard around the world as Lambie tries but fails to be the token Cute Psycho, like in OG S249.
    • With this arcane artifact, Lyra can Take Over the World in exchange for her flesh and blood.
    • Accelgor watches some Mandibuzz feast on some plush lamb.
    • A lion, a unicorn, and a scorpion-like alien team up to perform Sonic Overdrive at the punny bois' brothers, the Pokémon Nurse, and the Pokémon that she saved.H/N 
    • Sugilite takes after the punny bois in failing at hide and seek. 507, meanwhile, is really good at hiding.
    • Speaking of the punny bois, they exact revenge on their would-be killer... in a farting match. Smells like ectoplasm.
    • Mannechite?
  • Day 3 (alt link)
    • Fluttershy thinks that Buck's like the hippogriffs from Mt. Aris.
    • I guess Sugi got injured trying to find all those hiders last night.
    •    WE'RE MALACHITE NOW!   
    • Metang puts its fellow Pokémon in a Magikarp suit.
    • Lyra is now a giraffe.
    • Sheriff Woody does a hoedown on some bubble wrap.
    • Deaths (alt link): Lambie, Mikey and Papyrus (as one tribute), Nurse Joy, and Flaaffy
  • Night 3 (alt link)
  • Day 4 (alt link)
    • Come on, 507. Metang just healed itself!
    • Moondancer uses her amplified magic to turn against one of her teammates with a dragon tooth.
    • Thankfully it's regular poker. But what's a kid doing here gambling?
    • Accelgor uses her ninja-fast hand signals to help Plas ace the pop quiz.
    • Flutters turns against her fellow band members... with a prank.
    • Deaths (alt link): Sugilite and Kovu
  • Night 4 (alt link)
    • Mal is now a Rock/Water Pokémon with Fighting-type moves.
    • One does not simply throw an OP unicorn off a mountaintop.
    • Well, it looks like it's part of a Humongous Mecha, so...
    • That's one unfair hockey game. Why is Flutters playing against her band members? Does she secretly dislike them?
    • Said origami figure looks like the one in Abstract Thought.
  • Day 5 (alt link)
    • Said article has "Love Will Find a Way" as the page quote.
    • Acceljoy.
    • I guess he's very very HYPED for Kingdom Hearts III.
    • Wonder how that hockey match went for them...
    • Fluttershy makes snow angels with the same pony who destroyed her cure. Do they look like her pet bunny, though? tongue
    • I can't believe the other Woody chopped up her wooden chair! Now how's she going to sit like a hooman?
    • Oh no, don't go summoning Cthulhu. He's far worse than an Ultra Beast!
    • Greenalienshipping.
    • Carlos and Sans help repair the Riverperson's boat.
    • No deaths. Just some rivalries.
  • Night 5 (alt link)
    • Does this Woody know how to hoedown, though?
    • Joy feels that her Pokémon girlfriend might need a Soothe Bell. Moondancer volunteers to bell the Mon.
    • As I said in OG S206, Gamzee should be sponsoring Zircon or Garnet instead.
    • Bucking Bad.
    • Phantasmo then possesses said AFV.
  • Day 6 (alt link)
    • "Love Will Find a Way" YTPMV, anypony?
    • Smells like meth hay shakes.
    • Well, the closest things to her "mothers" are her components' Diamonds, so that's not too far off (at least for Jasper towards Yellow, (SU spoilers: though Yellow seems to have changed)).
    • Yowch, that's brutal, Sheriff.
    • She may not be resistant to Ice, but she still wins the challenge.
    • 507 writes a Lilo & Stitch: The Series self-insert. Okay, then.
    • Joy pulls Buckbeak's tail... I think?
    • Again, no deaths. Just some super happy fun times(TM)!
  • Night 6 (alt link)
    • Well, there's a good reason Moony belled her...
    • One of the contestants is an elementary student. How fitting.
    • Moony gets chased by the Hydra from Froggy Bottom Bog and gets her hoof bitten off. Then she gets eaten.
    • Joy seems to have dumped Accelgor for 507.
  • Day 7 (alt link)
    • Phantasmo slaps his cousin for not liking Arby's.
    • Joy watches her wedding attendee fight another one of her kind, but the ponies notice and take the joy out of her. (Rimshot)
    • Please don't tell Bonnie about that new card game you've found.
    • I can totally see those two doing that. evil grin
  • DEATH COMES A-KNOCKIN'. (alt link)
    • Phantasmo escapes the Grim Reaper's wrath, being already dead(?). His fellow green cousin, however...
    • Don't mess with the Reaper in chess.
    • Malachite lives up to her name. Kiara's just lion around... dead. (Rimshot)
    • Buckbeak and Fluttershy both give Grim flying feathers, at the cost of their lives.
    • Metang gets the help from the Reaper to let the Pony Tones join Fluttershy.
    • Deaths (alt link): Moondancer, Joy, Plasmoid, Lyra, Kiara, Buckbeak, Fluttershy, and the Pony Tones
  • Night 7 (alt link)
    • Three aliens (two of them being cousins) go panty raiding.
    • Considering that he glued their foreheads together and kicked them the other day, Woody seems to have a grudge against them.
    • Metang uses Magnet Rise to help it retrieve its stuff.
    • Accelgor shrinks down smaller than a Joltik until she shrinks out of existence.
  • Feast (alt link)
    • Sheriff Woody explodes like Combat Carl in a delicious way.
    • Who put that bomb in that cinnamon-butterscotch pie?! I bet it was Mettaton.
  • Day 8 (alt link)
    • Turns out this Metang's Ability isn't Clear Body, but rather its Hidden one, Light Metal.
    • So Phantasmo discovered a Stalker Shrine... of himself?!
    • Deaths (alt link): Accelgor, Sheriff Woody, and Carlos and Sans (as one tribute)
  • Night 8 (alt link)
    • Phantasmo delivers his clone's love letter to Metang, unaware that his cousin couldn't make like Indiana Jones.
  • The Finale! (alt link)
    • Metang rejects said love letter because the sender turned out to be a double clone.
    • Phantasnow gets sunk.
    • Final Deaths (alt link)
  • Placements (alt link)


Since I'm planning to do the 9k1 Reboot series, I'm going to conclude the OG with the Mini Death Battlenote  and Mini Battle Royalenote . Not in the same post, though. Stay tuned.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 12th 2018 at 9:01:16 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#152: Nov 18th 2018 at 9:49:31 PM

Welp... since the Reboot is coming along nicely, I've changed my mind and decided to postpone the OG 9k1 Battle Royale and Death Battle in favor of starting the Reboot series. Here's Batch 1, which includes some alumni from the OG! (alt link)note 


  • Bloodbath (alt link)
    • Spiny gets all wet. No serious injuries here.
    • Aren't guns of all sorts Story Breakers in the Wizarding World?
    • A smol but sassy draggo finds some giant's armor.
    • A Dry Bones pops out of nowhere to scare a living Mook!
    • This time, Azzy did check his backpack.
    • Best to get away from a dragon who can melt anything, Cheerilee.
    • Do they pilot this Gundam together? I bet they would!
    • Ms. Frizzle kills a janitor. At least it wasn't Mr. McClean.
    • Looks like Pinkie Pie taught her how to do that without kicking anyone in the way.
    • Ralph and Felix prepare to game jump to Unreal.
    • And the rest grab stuff or run. Double barreled shotguns are popular this season.
  • Day 1 (alt link)
    • Woshua/Cheerilee.
    • Ariel's Metal Scream sounds like Metal Crusher to B&C's ears.
    • You know things are going down when a No-Maj calls out a savage werewolf for his attacks.
    • Of course, the other washing machine would be one of his Pokémon.
    • Speaking of that Pokémon, Ralph takes out the laundry... and somehow evaporates the entire ocean in the process.
    • No field trips to this literal island girl, I guess.
    • Deaths (alt link): Eario, Wash Rotom, and the Ocean
  • Night 1 (alt link)
    • Nosox, you're not Yang!
    • Maud finds a luxurious little filly's room.
    • An electrifying performance!
    • Ralph gets detention.
    • Speaking of detention, Arnold gets a deadly one. WHY, MS. FRIZZLE, WHY?!
    • I bet that star is in the Draco constellation.
    • B&C cuddle a draggo, but the draggo doesn't like any hugs.
    • Once again, Snowy falls for a letter bomb. This time, it's not from his dad.
    • What's wrong with being like Azzy? Aside from being Woobie material, and becoming the Absolute God of Hyperdeath...
  • Day 2 (alt link)
    • B&C get tried for that dragon cuddling. It's like cuddling a pet, okay?!
    • Poor Azzy... watch your language, though.
    • Spiny is clearly afraid of Melty after the latter taunted him about having the high ground. You'd expect Fenrir to bell the dragon, though.
    • Bill solemnly swears to Maud that he's up to no good. (beat) Whoops, wrong Weasley.
    • Rap-it Ralph.
    • That's a giant snow island.
    • Deaths (alt link): Arnold and Snowdrake
  • Night 2 (alt link)
    • Bill does what a wizard does. Hope the Friz and Wosh stick to the Vow, though.
    • Zap zaps his fellow electric cousin out of crushing on Ralph.
    • Those goblins wouldn't wanna touch that shell.
    • Does that make her... Null Island? (rimshot)
    • You want me to host the next season on the main thread? Sorry, but I don't have time for that.H/N 
    • Fenrir's new power is now Becoming the Costume. Nothing changes since he's already a wizard/werewolf.
  • Day 3 (alt link)
    • Upon being forced to kill, B&C decide to avenge Snowy by making the island sink instead.
    • Sparky in the Mushroom Kingdom? Let's see how he interacts with the other electric Mooks.
    • Azzy puts on a mean streak on one of the Underground citizens. Here's hoping that Chara didn't influence him further...
    • Zap used Oceanic Operetta! It's Super Effective!H/N 
    • That's gonna be a weird lesson plan...
    • Melty knows where that cowardly werewolf who wouldn't dare bell him is.
    • Typical Maud.
    • Ariel tries not to make direct physical contact when attacking Spiny. It wasn't enough.
    • Deaths (alt link): Te Fiti, Ralph, and Ariel
  • Night 3 (alt link)
    • Felix is The Leader, Mushu is The Lancer, Ms. Frizzle is The Smart Girl, Fenrir is The Big Guy, and Buzzy Beetle is The Chick. Also, Felix would like to thank Melty for the help.
    • What's the use? You've never been to Azkaban!
    • I hope you didn't say that within Bill or Fenrir's earshot, Cheerilee.
    • Underbetrayal ensues as B&C use Never-Ending Nightmare on Asriel.H/N 
  • Day 4 (alt link)
    • Bowser, one of your minions might usurp your throne one day.
    • You Say Run Goes With Everything!H/N 
    • Their names are pretty straightforward to pronounce. Must be the British accent.
    • Melty could've melted the corpse while he had the chance, but it was too late.
    • Didn't know this werewolf was a fan of Lilo & Stitch: The Series. Those experiments kinda look like fantastic beasts.
    • Maud suspects that Felix has gone Turbo again.
  • Welcome to the Haunted Mansion! Hope you enjoy your stay here! (alt link)
    • Nosox breaks Buzzy Beetle's shell and feeds her to the werewolves.
    • The Friz may have taught the class about bats and spiders, but not about zombies or demons. Maud didn't fare better either.
    • Skellinore comes to life and avenges her friend who was used as a classroom decoration.
    • Clearly Felix hasn't game jumped enough to know how these skeltals fight.
    • Ah, (vampire) bats. A werewolf's worst enemy.
    • Zombie!Melty mistakes those bats for Snooty and Jam and tries to melt them away, unaware of the traps.
    • Deaths (alt link): Asriel, Buzzy Beetle, Maud Pie, Ms. Frizzle, Cheerilee, Felix, Fenrir, and Melty
  • Night 4 (alt link)
    • Don't tell me that you're being like your brother Percy! He may have realized his mistake, but still...
    • Did Bill bring that Snitch here?
    • A power fist for a smol but powerful dragon!
    • What makes this double date weirder is that Bratty and Catty are the only bipedal creatures.
  • Feast (alt link)
    • Mushu uses his new power fist to punch out Bill and steal his Szechuan sauce for Mulan.
    • Well, that double date didn't go well.
    • How can you zip around the cornucopia like that?
    • Zap ate all those eggs too fast.
    • The cornucopia would dare not take the living Tide POD challenge.
  • Day 5 (alt link)
    • Spiny has a message for his shelled partner. Too bad that power fist made Mushu lose grip on it.
    • Guess that phone got stuck in the wash.
    • Deaths (alt link): Bill, Bratty and Catty (as one tribute), and Zap
  • Night 5 (alt link)
    • That's what you get for not handling the mail properly!
    • Did that have something to do with Bowser?
  • Day 6 (alt link)
    • Nosox is definitely not going back to that castle.
    • Scratch that, it was about the console wars instead. Spiny has a lot of Nintendo consoles to choose from.
    • Punished Woshua has an equally punished soul.
    • Deaths (alt link): Mushu
  • The Finale! (alt link)
    • Nosox takes spin drying to a whole new level.
  • Placements (alt link)
  • Death Summary (alt link)
  • Stats (alt link)
  • Save


Not bad for the most part, but this is only the first season.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#153: Feb 21st 2019 at 3:39:14 PM

I'm going to post what I think are the funniest and/or most accurate events from several runs of the Simulator following this Reaping. (Yeah, Ryan is me, deal with it.)

The Reaping

NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#154: Feb 21st 2019 at 4:52:26 PM

Run 1: Night 3:

Mikan buys a strawberry cake for her nominator, only to get killed by Abridged Kirby in cold blood, who then enjoys the cake.

Kirby: Squeak Squad 2: London-Born Looner Loli Lynchers: Rated M

Edited by NightShadow on Feb 21st 2019 at 7:53:26 AM

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#155: Feb 21st 2019 at 5:10:57 PM

Just a reminder, refrain from double-posting, if possible.

Additionally, I triple-posted back there because I was bumping the thread due to inactivity, which is okay if done sparingly.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 21st 2019 at 9:17:29 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#156: Feb 21st 2019 at 5:11:55 PM

Yeah, it's preferable to just gather everything in one post

"Leftover items still have value!"
NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#157: Feb 21st 2019 at 5:34:55 PM

I don't know how to take pictures of entire pages. I mean, I do, but what do you guys use? Mobile? Because I'm on PC. I did it once, but I had to crop the image.

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#158: Feb 21st 2019 at 5:40:11 PM

There are free browser extensions that let you take full screencaps of pages like Full Page Screen Capture for Chrome and FireShot for Firefox.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#159: Feb 21st 2019 at 5:40:17 PM

I meant posting all the highlights (since it seemed like those were what you wanted to share) in one post instead of several posts, but to screen entire pages just use a screenshot tool - Firefox even has a built-in one (which is what I use), and both Chrome and Firefox have extensions like Fireshot

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 21st 2019 at 2:41:19 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"
NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#160: Feb 21st 2019 at 7:06:35 PM

Okay, but why do I get this large, empty area on the right side of the picture? Do I have to crop that out?

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#161: Feb 21st 2019 at 7:07:11 PM

Yes.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#163: Feb 21st 2019 at 7:09:53 PM

Of course both teachers die roughly at the same time...

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#164: Feb 21st 2019 at 7:15:06 PM

How do you create that multi-dashed crease in a forum comment?

Edit: NVM, figured it out.

Edited by NightShadow on Feb 21st 2019 at 10:18:24 AM

NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#165: Feb 21st 2019 at 9:59:21 PM

And since this is my simulation, I can pair a tribute with whomever I please, so long as it either makes sense, or just because I want to. And I'll try to keep NSFW events between tributes of a noticeable age gap to a minimum. If I can't pair myself up with Mikan in the main games, at least this place is safe, since it's my simulation. But don't worry, I'm more than aware that I'm still on this forum, so I'll try my best not to cause a disturbance in the force. With that out of the way, let's RPM, GET IN GEAR!

Here are the 24 "lucky" tributes to participate in the games. (And to answer your question, yes: Ryan Steele is me. Let's just hope I don't die in the Bloodbath in these next runs after this one)


  • Bloodbath
    • Yes, because a genie with PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS needs throwing knives.
    • Be careful, Kyle you're giving Cartman ideas about how else he's going to offend the Jews. Being a flesh-eating cannibal shouldn't be one of them!
    • Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! Wait, scratch that, he's fine!
    • Bob, I'm just going to tell you now, your rap career isn't going to help you get in!
    • Okay, Agri, you came this close to killing your own sister!
    • Try not to get stepped on, Boopkins.
  • Day 1
    • Ever since Magis was revived by me after being killed by Kurasunigo of 5000°C in Goseiger, Magis seems to have an odd new obsession with moist towelettes. Or that could be in his character, hell if I know, he was killed before the series started.
    • Eri vs. Eric: The debate of the century!
    • Just make sure one of your fellow Gosei Angels doesn't ruin your dream journal.
    • He can't understand Kenny, either. No one can, besides Cartman and the others.
    • Accidentally stepped in poison ivy? Do what you always do and BLAME THE LUPINRANGERS!
    • Genie is clearly off of his medications.
    • No one's dead yet, so moving on.
    • After all, this is the hammy second-in-command of the Patrangers also known as Patren 2gou.
    • I don't know what to say, here, sorry.
    • Why do you need to climb? Alata has Gosei Dragon, and Touma has Blue Dial Fighter!
    • Oops...
    • Mikan Kurenai: Balloon Master and Horse Tamer!
    • I'm pretty sure it would be the other way around, in this case, but whatever.
    • Tsukasa: (In Japanese) "I knew it was a bad idea to bring Trigger Machine Crane and Drill to the Games!"
    • I get it, because he's from Colorado.
    • Convenient... let's see if Mario can handle Danganronpa.
  • Fallen Tributes: Tsukasa Myoujin
  • Night 1
    • Something, something, Smash Mouth joke. Moving on.
    • In his words: "It's just a prank, bro!"
    • Fishy Boopkins forced them to.
    • New Objective: Ban the Fatass!
    • Damnit, Alata...
    • Great, now Hyde's gonna have to go through another "Dead Partner" complex.
    • You're a phantom thief, not a computer geek!
    • Stan is on his medications.
    • Quickly, Kairi! Arm yourself with Trigger Machine Splash's Splash Buster!
    • And thus: Kadabra was born.
  • Day 2
    • Being magic might have had something to do with the fact that he won.
    • Okay, this one should be reversed.
    • BONK!
    • Ow, what the fuck, Sakuya?!
    • Oh, my God! They Killed Kenny!
    • Bob: "End my life."
    • Hyde: (In Japanese) (drunkly) M-mmy partn-ner-ss-s deAAd again...(burp)
    • Their characters were accurate, okay?
    • Okay, Keiichiro, you can stop screaming now and go get Trigger Machine Splash from Kairi before you fucking burn. It's your power-up anyway, I don't care if you're friends, the bastard stole it from you!
    • Look, he's dead! Trigger Machine Splash is yours for the keeping! Go get it and extinguish the damn flames instead of channeling your inner Gundam Tanaka!
    • Fallen Tributes: Magis, Touma, Kenny, and Kairi
  • Night 2
  • Day 3
    • Wow, what an asshole!
    • Stan: I love it! I hated that fatass! Thanks, Bob!
    • But he's a J-I'm not even gonna finish that.
    • Just be careful of a guy named Yoshi, he's slick.
  • Fallen Tributes: Umika, Hyde, Genie, Cartman, and Kyle
  • Night 3
  • Day 4
    • Isn't it ironic that a character from anime is conspiring against a weeb?
    • What, is Eri Santa from Teen Titans GO!?
    • Whose idea was pineapple pizza, anyway?
  • Night 4
    • Genie's rolling in his grave.
    • Moune, you bastard...
    • Boopkins doesn't even wear clothes!
    • Who'd thought that video game logic would be my undoing?
    • (Proceeds to play the Lupinranger VS Patranger theme on full volume)
  • Day 5
    • Again, this should be switched.
    • Eri has a sick sense of humor, doesn't she?
    • No, he stole Bob's idea.
    • I can't stand laser jump rope, either.
  • Fallen Tributes: Bob and Ryan (me)
  • Night 5
    • Attack on Boopkins
    • An unlimited supply of latex? Make it evil!
    • Bees. My god.
  • Day 6
    • R.I.P. Boopkins, never forgetti, have some spaghetti.
    • He isn't that sexy...
Arena Event: CANDY!
  • It would've taken ages until Mikan died. I assume she's hiding some ludicrous lungpower.
  • When Sims becomes reality.
  • It's Kirby, what would you expect?
Fallen Tributes: Sakuya, Boopkins, Mikan, Keiichiro, and Abridged Kirby
  • Night 6
    • He's your brother, how did you NOT figure that out?
    • Mario would push the button, so I don't know why he didn't.
    • Now Stan can never stand up to Shelly.
  • The Feast
    • Only 2 Gosei (or in this case, Rokusei) Angels are left.
  • Day 7
    • Nothing interesting here, moving on...
  • Fallen Tributes: SMG 4, Stan, Eri, and Agri
  • Night 7
    • What's with Mario and pulling stuff out of his ass?
  • '''FINALE'''
    • It's funny because she's one of the two Landick Angels.
  • Winner: Moune
  • Stats
  • Death Summaries


Wow, this season had no NSFW events. Go figure.

Edited by NightShadow on Feb 21st 2019 at 1:01:45 PM

VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#166: Feb 21st 2019 at 10:06:15 PM

Another SMG4 and Super Sentai fan? Cool!

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 21st 2019 at 12:06:40 PM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#167: Feb 21st 2019 at 10:19:32 PM

Yesiree. I gotta say, I absolutely adored Lupinranger VS Patranger. The only problem I had with it was that the Lupinrangers got all of the power-ups. That is until the finale, but that still leaves Splash in possession of the Lupinrangers, despite being a Patranger VS Vehicle.

dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#168: Feb 22nd 2019 at 1:40:56 AM

I can't see pics now, so who is that Kairi anyway? But let me have a random guess: is it a guy from Street Fighter? I stumbled upon him by accident in the NamesTheSame.Video Games page, sharing the name with a certain Princess of Heart and Keyblade wielder that is one of my Author Appeal characters.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 22nd 2019 at 5:02:40 PM

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#169: Feb 22nd 2019 at 1:56:49 AM

[up]She's from Super Sentai.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 22nd 2019 at 5:57:27 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
NightShadow Since: Dec, 2016
#170: Feb 22nd 2019 at 9:31:16 AM

Kairi's male. And he's Lupin Red. Also, take a look at the beginning of their names, and you just might see something.

Kairi: Lupin Red

Touma: Lupin Blue

Umika: Lupin Yellow

Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger

Keiichiro: Patren 1gou

Sakuya: Patren 2gou

Tsukasa: Patren 3gou

Keisatsu Sentai Patranger

Edited by NightShadow on Feb 22nd 2019 at 12:36:16 PM

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#171: Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:24:35 PM

It sure has been a while since I last posted one of these, huh...

A fair warning before you read: This was recorded way before the great fiasco of OG Season 230. Read at your own risk.


  • REBEL 1! ACTION!
  • Bloodbath
    • Two sets of tributes get invited to Death Battle.
    • Tenkai scores first blood by chucking a molotov in Iyozane's direction.
    • Yumemi and Mitori get into a fight, but neither of them dies.
    • N sure seems excited about being a tribute.
    • Minamimoto messes up Garaiya.
    • Everyone else gets stuff or gets out.
  • Day 1
    • CONGA! ...How can the Eiffel Tower conga, anyway?
    • Yumemi cashes in the life insurance policy she filed on Garaiya.
    • There's pretty much no way Equius didn't win that argument.
    • Spy/Roman confirmed?
    • Since Kars isn't in his ultimate life-form form at the moment, Tsurubami probably won that race.
    • Alright, Fumi, I'll send both of the versions of myself that I've nominated in the main thread to fight in the next season of the Infinity Games.
    • Nepeta is well-protected against pickpocketing, as Tenkai finds out to their dismay.
    • Eridan powers up.
    • Deaths: Iyozane and Garaiya
  • Night 1
    • Kars avoids an early death.
    • Yumemi begins conspiring with Chouki.
    • The Eiffel Tower hits itself with a boomerang. Somehow.
    • I didn't know Tsugumi was secretly evil. Or secretly a Pokémon trainer, for that matter.
    • Looks like Roman's ready to have some fun.
    • Not gonna lie, Mitori/Tsurubami is a hell of a Crack Pairing, because the two would probably be mortal enemies if they ever met in any of the Len'en games.
    • Minamimoto takes Asgore under his wing.
    • Man, this season's pumping out all sorts of unusual pairings.
    • Yeah, well, when you walk around dressed like a melon all the frickin' time, there's no way you won't get spotted.
  • Day 2
    • Clause takes part in another conga line.
    • Maybe Roman being a wizard would explain why he keeps recovering from his deaths in these games.
    • Eridan starts his quest to kill all the landdwwellers by brutalizing Kars. Guess that health potion just wasn't enough, huh?
    • You'd think an emperor would know about proper etiquette...
    • Considering that Tsugumi joined Team Magma earlier, I think their dreams are probably pretty dangerous.
    • Minamimoto blinds a goddess.
    • Did Tenkai want information from Yumemi, or is Tenkai just a sadist? You're free to theorize.
    • Spy wants Equius to seduce him.
    • Deaths: Kars
  • Night 2
    • Personally, I'd ship Equius/Eiffel Tower.
    • If I was Tsugumi, I'd be disgusted, too.
    • Mitori and Chouki put their differences aside to do a riff on Subterranean Animism, to the approval of Satori.
    • I don't think Fumi could've stopped that group from taking over their camp no matter how hard they tried.
    • Looks like the Death Eaters are pretty popular among the tributes of this season.
  • Day 3
    • Mitori meets a watery grave, but not the kind of watery grave you'd expect.
    • Asgore avoids getting shot.
    • Koishi makes the mistake of challenging someone who turns out to have a better Yu-Gi-Oh deck than she does.
    • Eridan continues his quest to kill the landdwwellers by equipping the BFG-9000 to his RIFLEKIND ABSTRATUS and using it to annihilate Shinki, Nepeta, and Yumemi.
    • Me too, Spy and Tsurubami. Me too.
    • That's a pretty absurd thing to be scared of.
    • Yikes, Roman's a magical wendigo now. This can't be good.
    • The Dragonfly Army vs. Pi-face and Co.! Who will win?
    • Equius somehow manages to achieve the surgical precision required to remove an appendix.
    • Deaths: Mitori, Shinki, Nepeta, and Yumemi
  • Night 3
    • You know, I could totally see something like this happening with Tenkai and Tsurubami, because they're best friends and all.
    • Spy, that's kinda mean.
    • N brings some Unova ice cream flavors to the arena.
    • Tsugumi stops Clause from making a big mistake.
    • I'm pretty sure Fumikado just made a smaller version of the Eiffel Tower out of sand, using the real one as a reference.
    • Asgore puts a stop to Eridan's quest.
    • ...I'm fairly certain that it isn't even possible for hair to grow on your palms.
  • Day 4
    • Hey, silver isn't bad.
    • A bunch of tributes go for a swim, and a bunch of others go to Pizza Hell.
    • Roman gains a sponsor.
    • Suzumi throws the Eiffel Tower down a well, somehow, and Asgore is able to get it out of the well, just as inexplicably. I mean, he might be strong, but I don't think he's THAT strong.
    • Careful, N, being all arrogant like that could bite you in the ass soon.
    • Deaths: Eridan
  • Night 4
    • Me too, Tenkai.
    • Getting a love letter from Clause sure sounds annoying.
    • Damn, that's a dark ringtone. Anyway. Koishi meets her end at the hands of Tsugumi the Team Magma Grunt.
    • What did Chouki do to Equius that made him get PTSD in the first place...?
    • Spy sinks Suzumi/Tsurubami.
    • Fumikado has a pretty uneventful night.
    • Satori tries to be James Bond.
  • Day 5
    • Wow, Satori's sponsors sure are supportive.
    • Ooh, looks like N's got some competition.
    • Roman disowns Clause. Clause doesn't take it well, to say the least.
    • Nobody has bad aim like N!
    • Tsurubami is terrible at making people give up on their dreams.
    • Minamimoto and Spy get gobbled right up.
    • How ironic, that the very animal that kicked Equius is a relative of the horse. What? You didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over... Preferably while you continue to read this season.
    • Deaths: Koishi, Roman, Minamimoto, and Spy
  • Night 5
    • Do homunculi even taste good? Anyway, Asgore is rightfully afraid.
    • Suddenly, Tsugumi joining an evil team makes a whole lot more sense.
    • Tenkai gets powered down.
    • The Eiffel Tower tries using a metal detector, but it doesn't find anything. Probably because it's made of metal itself.
    • Seems like Equius is trustworthy, at least for now.
    • Clause has a bit too much to drink.
  • Day 6
    • Suzumi disposes of Tsurubami.
    • Tsugumi has a sad day.
    • Well, yeah, if you tried giving a speech after drinking too much Brain Bleach, it would probably be frickin' boring.
    • N sends out some of his Pokémon to scare Satori away.
    • Deaths: Fumikado and Tsurubami
  • Night 6
    • Oh, look, a broken event! Anyway, Chouki gets devoured by a hydra.
    • Clause defeats Suzumi and Asgore... Except it's not in an actual fight.
    • Tenkai, Tenkai, Tenkai... You can't just outrun someone if you don't have the turbo.
    • I'd think of a line corny enough to match Tsugumi's joke, but vegetable puns aren't really my thing.
    • N forgets something important.
    • That must be a huge frickin' net trap.
  • The Feast
    • Clause, Satori, Tsugumi, and Tenkai make the sensible choice.
    • Equius might not like Asgore's cooking, but at least he's not being a jerk about it.
    • How can the Eiffel Tower's stomach ulcer practically explode if it doesn't have a stomach in the first place? ...Eh, whatever. I've seen weirder things happen in past editions of the Infinity Games.
  • Day 7
    • SATORI: This should give me something to do for the moment.
    • Tsugumi crushes the Eiffel Tower's hopes and dreams
    • Tenkai teams up with their best friend's killer, for some reason.
    • Asgore's camp gets Snowdin, but he digs himself out in time.
    • Equius unleashes a STRONG Fire Blast, burning Clause to a crisp.
      • SATORI: You would think that a troll with his blood color wouldn't be able to do that, but I won't question it.
    • Deaths: Chouki, N, and Clause
  • Night 7
    • EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS MELON
      • SATORI: Yum.
    • Looks like Equius can't control the STRENGTH of his newfound pyrokinetic powers.
    • Tsugumi sees the Eiffel Tower and Suzumi kissing, gets jealous, and murders the Eiffel Tower, somehow.
      • SATORI: You blew that way out of proportion...
    • I doubt Asgore got anything good from that lootbox.
  • Day 8
    • Satori receives a STRONG massage.
    • Tsugumi and Asgore are apparently equally badass.
    • I wonder if there's anything useful in that bunker. Like a gun, or something.
    • Deaths: Tenkai and the Eiffel Tower
  • Night 8
    • Tsugumi makes a questionable fashion choice, and Equius continues to find Tsugumi painful.
    • Satori's taste in fast food upsets Suzumi.
    • Asgore does his own thing.
  • Day 9
    • Asgore sure did wait a long time to look up the instructions for the HGS.
    • Suzumi thinks that Equius is, in fact, Tsugumi, and dismembers him.
      • SATORI: And you made that mistake... how, exactly? They look nothing alike...
    • Satori roller skates with some buffalo.
    • Speaking of Tsugumi, they get fucked up by a bunch of yetis.
      • SATORI: That's unfortunate...
    • And there are our podium finishers. Time for the finale!
  • FINALE: Arena Event: Enter the Krampus
    • Suzumi manages to stay on the Krampus's good side, but Asgore and Satori don't, and they pay the ultimate price.
    • Deaths: Equius, Tsugumi, Asgore, and Satori
  • Placements
  • Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save

Edited by InfinityRyujin on Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:24:57 AM

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#172: Mar 4th 2019 at 5:38:41 AM

Whew... apologies for the delay, but sickness and other HGS stuff held me off. Anyway, here's 9k1 Reboot Season 2, starring... what's this... four large (but reasonably sized) group tributes?! (alt link)note 


  • Bloodbath (alt link)
    • Noibat goes Genocide, while her fellow purple batto gets buried alive in snow.
    • Professor Juniper detaches Baymax's head, fraying the wires.
    • Well Greg, that's the wonders of Adaptational Ugliness.
    • Yax tries Impairing a Softie by slicing her open, but his dreadlocks get in the way.
    • Professor Sycamore and Papyrus both get their heads cracked open with fishing bait by pink creatures.
    • That's not the prim and proper way to tame a horse!
    • Igor gets Karkaroffed early. (rimshot)
    • Less running, more equipping. Stink bombs are in.
  • Day 1 (alt link)
    • I didn't know Gems could do that.
    • The G-Rated Stoner doesn't seem to be affected much by EVE's Arm Cannon.
    • I hope Camime doesn't get wet...
    • Noibat fears getting Sand Attacked.
    • The blind Greg plays eight simultaneous chess matches... and wins every one of them.
    • Deaths (alt link): Toriel, Jam, Baymax, Sycamore, Papyrus, Rarity, and KarkaroffH/N 
  • Night 1 (alt link)
    • Oh my Arceus! Noibat shoots down three large group tributes (and Greg) at once with a gun designed after Ninetales' tails!
    • Dupe summons a deadly meteor shower at the giant woman. He ends up killing her clone instead.
    • A Pixar character makes a good Zootopia review.
    • Slick advertises his new whip as he tortures his sales competitors with it.
    • Suddenly, I no longer want to buy a Camime plushie.
    • Thankfully, it's not a reindeer.
  • Day 2 (alt link)
    • How could she have eaten the sugar? She can't even open her mouth!
    • Dupe makes dodgeball clones and launches them all at his opponents.
    • Is that one blindfold or 14?
    • Deaths (alt link): The Friz Kids, Class 1-A, Pinkie and Her Clones, and Greg
  • Night 2 (alt link)
    • Well that explains her Outrage. (Rimshot) This Noibat's a hax Pokémon who knows Howl.
    • Exploding Snap or the Pokémon TCG? Why not both?
    • Greg gets taunted beyond the grave.
    • Marshmallow isn't the one who'd help you answer a trivia question...
    • The Flim-Flam Bros.' souls get souled out. (Rimshot)
  • Day 3 (alt link)
    • Maxime drags her recruit and a bunch of snow-babies for a hunt.
    • Mmm, Moomoo Milk.
    • EVE sings "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" and makes the stage explode. She somehow survives.
    • Juniper needs to keep warm since she has TB...
    • Another experiment gets blindfolded.
    • Rose receives a non-lethal Worfing courtesy of Cutscene Attack(TM), only for $19.99!
    • Deaths (alt link): The Flim-Flam Bros.
  • Night 3 (alt link)
    • After the hunting party, Maxime and the Snowgies go on a pirate adventure.
    • Nangi gets frozen like a mammoth, but the giant ice cube breaks cleanly, setting her free.
    • Dupe peeks under his blindfold as he patrols his camp.
    • Yax finishes in the other blindfolded experiment.
    • Ooh la la, I bet Maxime gave her French lessons!
  • Day 4 (alt link)
    • Now how does a robot eat? Either way, Camime gets Impaired by a Stella wannabe.
    • The Beauxbatons headmistress vows to protect the sick professor, no matter what.
    • Now what could Marshmallow's favorite food be? I'd say snowcones, but that'd be cannibalism.
    • Looks like Lilo's efforts to make him good weren't enough...
    • Deaths (alt link): Slick and Camime
  • Night 4 (alt link)
    • Two giant beings and a murderous batto fight a Legendary.
    • Professor Juniper declines the Poké Beans; it's like eating pet food.
    • Try reading that in EVE's voice. Go on.
    • Dang Maxime, I don't mean to sound rude, but couldn't you have Avada Kedvra'd him first? The process involves taking out the organs first!
  • Feast (alt link)
    • Really, Rose? Right after fighting that Legendary with Noibat? Clearly Trevor hasn't left your body at all...H/N 
    • Apparently pufferfish can poison abominable snowmen.
    • Dupe feeds an elephant with low-calorie pierogies.
    • EVE demands Maxime to eat PLANTS, but she refuses and gets shot for it.
  • Day 5 (alt link)
    • Juniper vows to win this for Maxime, who promised to protect her. Awww...
    • I thought wild elephants slept for two hours a day.
    • EVE gets short-circuited by a zombie, and the Dark Souls Game Over screen flashes on her screen.
    • That's a lot of small fry, and I'm sure Dupe cloned those suits for them.
    • Me? Host? I would, but again, I don't have time.
    • Deaths (alt link): Yax, Noibat, Marshmallow, Maxime, and EVE
  • Night 5 (alt link)
    • Nangi tells Dupe a disgusting rumor that the Snowgies preferred Pepsi over Coke at the Feast.H/N 
    • Rose briefly becomes Marshmallow.
    • Smogon takes action against Juniper's Cinccino and Watchog. They still haven't tiered the latter yet as per SM rules, so isn't that a bit harsh?
  • Day 6 (alt link)
    • I wonder what that could be...?
    • Professor Juniper makes fun of Dupe for not being a Pokémon and pays the price for it.
    • Nangi regrets spreading that rumor.
    • Deaths (alt link): Juniper
  • Night 6 (alt link)
    • Rose makes fun of Nangi's melancholy while Dupe betrays his best friends, Undertale-style.
  • Day 7 (alt link)
    • Despacito for the Snowgies? Rude.
    • Nangi, meanwhile, makes hot choc for Rose and Dupe.
    • Deaths (alt link): The Snowgies
  • Night 7 (alt link)
    • Rose gives her rival a difficult puzzle while Nangi tries plotting against them.
  • The Finale! (alt link)
  • Placements (alt link)
  • Death Summary (alt link)
  • Stats (alt link)
  • Save


If you take group tributes into account, then Noibat made a staggering 56 kills! Wowzers.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 4th 2019 at 9:44:31 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#173: Mar 4th 2019 at 6:41:40 AM

That's one murderous Noibat.

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
BORK
#175: Apr 27th 2019 at 1:15:27 PM

Oh boi, this thread is dead for almost 2 months. Don't worry, I'll bring it back from the dead! All it takes is one idiotic season. Current cast. Warning, the season contains: Anthropomorphic Animals, AssShoving, Bad Dragon Dildos, references to obscure works, Ligma, and Fortnite dance moves.

Edited by KJsixteen on Apr 28th 2019 at 11:43:59 AM

Google Snake Game.

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