Welp... since the Reboot is coming along nicely, I've changed my mind and decided to postpone the OG 9k1 Battle Royale and Death Battle in favor of starting the Reboot series. Here's Batch 1, which includes some alumni from the OG! (alt link)note
- Bloodbath (alt link)
- Spiny gets all wet. No serious injuries here.
- Aren't guns of all sorts Story Breakers in the Wizarding World?
- A smol but sassy draggo finds some giant's armor.
- A Dry Bones pops out of nowhere to scare a living Mook!
- This time, Azzy did check his backpack.
- Best to get away from a dragon who can melt anything, Cheerilee.
- Do they pilot this Gundam together? I bet they would!
- Ms. Frizzle kills a janitor. At least it wasn't Mr. McClean.
- Looks like Pinkie Pie taught her how to do that without kicking anyone in the way.
- Ralph and Felix prepare to game jump to Unreal.
- And the rest grab stuff or run. Double barreled shotguns are popular this season.
- Day 1 (alt link)
- Woshua/Cheerilee.
- Ariel's Metal Scream sounds like Metal Crusher to B&C's ears.
- You know things are going down when a No-Maj calls out a savage werewolf for his attacks.
- Of course, the other washing machine would be one of his Pokémon.
- Speaking of that Pokémon, Ralph takes out the laundry... and somehow evaporates the entire ocean in the process.
- No field trips to this literal island girl, I guess.
- Deaths (alt link): Eario, Wash Rotom, and the Ocean
- Night 1 (alt link)
- Nosox, you're not Yang!
- Maud finds a luxurious little filly's room.
- An electrifying performance!
- Ralph gets detention.
- Speaking of detention, Arnold gets a deadly one. WHY, MS. FRIZZLE, WHY?!
- I bet that star is in the Draco constellation.
- B&C cuddle a draggo, but the draggo doesn't like any hugs.
- Once again, Snowy falls for a letter bomb. This time, it's not from his dad.
- What's wrong with being like Azzy? Aside from being Woobie material, and becoming the Absolute God of Hyperdeath...
- Day 2 (alt link)
- B&C get tried for that dragon cuddling. It's like cuddling a pet, okay?!
- Poor Azzy... watch your language, though.
- Spiny is clearly afraid of Melty after the latter taunted him about having the high ground. You'd expect Fenrir to bell the dragon, though.
- Bill solemnly swears to Maud that he's up to no good. (beat) Whoops, wrong Weasley.
- Rap-it Ralph.
- That's a giant snow island.
- Deaths (alt link): Arnold and Snowdrake
- Night 2 (alt link)
- Bill does what a wizard does. Hope the Friz and Wosh stick to the Vow, though.
- Zap zaps his fellow electric cousin out of crushing on Ralph.
- Those goblins wouldn't wanna touch that shell.
- Does that make her... Null Island? (rimshot)
- You want me to host the next season on the main thread? Sorry, but I don't have time for that.H/N
- Fenrir's new power is now Becoming the Costume. Nothing changes since he's already a wizard/werewolf.
- Day 3 (alt link)
- Upon being forced to kill, B&C decide to avenge Snowy by making the island sink instead.
- Sparky in the Mushroom Kingdom? Let's see how he interacts with the other electric Mooks.
- Azzy puts on a mean streak on one of the Underground citizens. Here's hoping that Chara didn't influence him further...
- Zap used Oceanic Operetta! It's Super Effective!H/N
- That's gonna be a weird lesson plan...
- Melty knows where that cowardly werewolf who wouldn't dare bell him is.
- Typical Maud.
- Ariel tries not to make direct physical contact when attacking Spiny. It wasn't enough.
- Deaths (alt link): Te Fiti, Ralph, and Ariel
- Night 3 (alt link)
- Felix is The Leader, Mushu is The Lancer, Ms. Frizzle is The Smart Girl, Fenrir is The Big Guy, and Buzzy Beetle is The Chick. Also, Felix would like to thank Melty for the help.
- What's the use? You've never been to Azkaban!
- I hope you didn't say that within Bill or Fenrir's earshot, Cheerilee.
- Underbetrayal ensues as B&C use Never-Ending Nightmare on Asriel.H/N
- Day 4 (alt link)
- Bowser, one of your minions might usurp your throne one day.
- You Say Run Goes With Everything!H/N
- Their names are pretty straightforward to pronounce. Must be the British accent.
- Melty could've melted the corpse while he had the chance, but it was too late.
- Didn't know this werewolf was a fan of Lilo & Stitch: The Series. Those experiments kinda look like fantastic beasts.
- Maud suspects that Felix has gone Turbo again.
- Welcome to the Haunted Mansion! Hope you enjoy your stay here! (alt link)
- Nosox breaks Buzzy Beetle's shell and feeds her to the werewolves.
- The Friz may have taught the class about bats and spiders, but not about zombies or demons. Maud didn't fare better either.
- Skellinore comes to life and avenges her friend who was used as a classroom decoration.
- Clearly Felix hasn't game jumped enough to know how these skeltals fight.
- Ah, (vampire) bats. A werewolf's worst enemy.
- Zombie!Melty mistakes those bats for Snooty and Jam and tries to melt them away, unaware of the traps.
- Deaths (alt link): Asriel, Buzzy Beetle, Maud Pie, Ms. Frizzle, Cheerilee, Felix, Fenrir, and Melty
- Night 4 (alt link)
- Don't tell me that you're being like your brother Percy! He may have realized his mistake, but still...
- Did Bill bring that Snitch here?
- A power fist for a smol but powerful dragon!
- What makes this double date weirder is that Bratty and Catty are the only bipedal creatures.
- Feast (alt link)
- Mushu uses his new power fist to punch out Bill and steal his Szechuan sauce for Mulan.
- Well, that double date didn't go well.
- How can you zip around the cornucopia like that?
- Zap ate all those eggs too fast.
- The cornucopia would dare not take the living Tide POD challenge.
- Day 5 (alt link)
- Night 5 (alt link)
- That's what you get for not handling the mail properly!
- Did that have something to do with Bowser?
- Day 6 (alt link)
- The Finale! (alt link)
- Nosox takes spin drying to a whole new level.
- Placements (alt link)
- Winner: Experiment 204 (Nosox)
- 2nd Place: Woshua
- 3rd Place: 221 (Sparky)
- Most kills: Nosox
- Death Summary (alt link)
- Stats (alt link)
- Save
Not bad for the most part, but this is only the first season.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I'm going to post what I think are the funniest and/or most accurate events from several runs of the Simulator following this Reaping. (Yeah, Ryan is me, deal with it.)
Run 1: Night 3:
Mikan buys a strawberry cake for her nominator, only to get killed by Abridged Kirby in cold blood, who then enjoys the cake.
Kirby: Squeak Squad 2: London-Born Looner Loli Lynchers: Rated M
Edited by NightShadow on Feb 21st 2019 at 7:53:26 AM
Just a reminder, refrain from double-posting, if possible.
Additionally, I triple-posted back there because I was bumping the thread due to inactivity, which is okay if done sparingly.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 21st 2019 at 9:17:29 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Yeah, it's preferable to just gather everything in one post
"Leftover items still have value!"I don't know how to take pictures of entire pages. I mean, I do, but what do you guys use? Mobile? Because I'm on PC. I did it once, but I had to crop the image.
There are free browser extensions that let you take full screencaps of pages like Full Page Screen Capture for Chrome and FireShot for Firefox.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I meant posting all the highlights (since it seemed like those were what you wanted to share) in one post instead of several posts, but to screen entire pages just use a screenshot tool - Firefox even has a built-in one (which is what I use), and both Chrome and Firefox have extensions like Fireshot
Edited by Zanreo on Feb 21st 2019 at 2:41:19 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"Okay, but why do I get this large, empty area on the right side of the picture? Do I have to crop that out?
Figures...
Of course both teachers die roughly at the same time...
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."How do you create that multi-dashed crease in a forum comment?
Edit: NVM, figured it out.
Edited by NightShadow on Feb 21st 2019 at 10:18:24 AM
And since this is my simulation, I can pair a tribute with whomever I please, so long as it either makes sense, or just because I want to. And I'll try to keep NSFW events between tributes of a noticeable age gap to a minimum. If I can't pair myself up with Mikan in the main games, at least this place is safe, since it's my simulation. But don't worry, I'm more than aware that I'm still on this forum, so I'll try my best not to cause a disturbance in the force. With that out of the way, let's RPM, GET IN GEAR!
Here are the 24 "lucky" tributes to participate in the games. (And to answer your question, yes: Ryan Steele is me. Let's just hope I don't die in the Bloodbath in these next runs after this one)
- Bloodbath
- Yes, because a genie with PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS needs throwing knives.
- Be careful, Kyle you're giving Cartman ideas about how else he's going to offend the Jews. Being a flesh-eating cannibal shouldn't be one of them!
- Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! Wait, scratch that, he's fine!
- Bob, I'm just going to tell you now, your rap career isn't going to help you get in!
- Okay, Agri, you came this close to killing your own sister!
- Try not to get stepped on, Boopkins.
- Day 1
- Ever since Magis was revived by me after being killed by Kurasunigo of 5000°C in Goseiger, Magis seems to have an odd new obsession with moist towelettes. Or that could be in his character, hell if I know, he was killed before the series started.
- Eri vs. Eric: The debate of the century!
- Just make sure one of your fellow Gosei Angels doesn't ruin your dream journal.
- He can't understand Kenny, either. No one can, besides Cartman and the others.
- Accidentally stepped in poison ivy? Do what you always do and BLAME THE LUPINRANGERS!
- Genie is clearly off of his medications.
- No one's dead yet, so moving on.
- After all, this is the hammy second-in-command of the Patrangers also known as Patren 2gou.
- I don't know what to say, here, sorry.
- Why do you need to climb? Alata has Gosei Dragon, and Touma has Blue Dial Fighter!
- Oops...
- Mikan Kurenai: Balloon Master and Horse Tamer!
- I'm pretty sure it would be the other way around, in this case, but whatever.
- Tsukasa: (In Japanese) "I knew it was a bad idea to bring Trigger Machine Crane and Drill to the Games!"
- I get it, because he's from Colorado.
- Convenient... let's see if Mario can handle Danganronpa.
- Fallen Tributes: Tsukasa Myoujin
- Night 1
- Something, something, Smash Mouth joke. Moving on.
- In his words: "It's just a prank, bro!"
- Fishy Boopkins forced them to.
- New Objective: Ban the Fatass!
- Damnit, Alata...
- Great, now Hyde's gonna have to go through another "Dead Partner" complex.
- You're a phantom thief, not a computer geek!
- Stan is on his medications.
- Quickly, Kairi! Arm yourself with Trigger Machine Splash's Splash Buster!
- And thus: Kadabra was born.
- Day 2
- Being magic might have had something to do with the fact that he won.
- Okay, this one should be reversed.
- BONK!
- Ow, what the fuck, Sakuya?!
- Oh, my God! They Killed Kenny!
- Bob: "End my life."
- Hyde: (In Japanese) (drunkly) M-mmy partn-ner-ss-s deAAd again...(burp)
- Their characters were accurate, okay?
- Okay, Keiichiro, you can stop screaming now and go get Trigger Machine Splash from Kairi before you fucking burn. It's your power-up anyway, I don't care if you're friends, the bastard stole it from you!
- Look, he's dead! Trigger Machine Splash is yours for the keeping! Go get it and extinguish the damn flames instead of channeling your inner Gundam Tanaka!
- Fallen Tributes: Magis, Touma, Kenny, and Kairi
- Night 2
- Yoink!
- Why she went for the sock drawer is my best guess.
- Fishy Boopkins: Professional Freeloader
- That's for takin' a bite outta Mikan during the Bloodbath, dude.
- I'm not even gonna ask.
- Get smoted, Umika.
- When does Mario not get naked?
- Agri is then accordingly chased by Keiichiro in SirenStriker, a giant-ass tank that can also shoot wet concrete that's 27.5 meters long, 11.6 meters wide, and 11.6 meters tall.Don't worry about it.
- Day 3
- Wow, what an asshole!
- Stan: I love it! I hated that fatass! Thanks, Bob!
- But he's a J-I'm not even gonna finish that.
- Just be careful of a guy named Yoshi, he's slick.
- Fallen Tributes: Umika, Hyde, Genie, Cartman, and Kyle
- Night 3
- Weather update... it's raining.
- Am I the new Rubber Fruit?
- The true debate of the century.
- Mario is stupid, so Abridged Kirby was right about that.
- Day 4
- Isn't it ironic that a character from anime is conspiring against a weeb?
- What, is Eri Santa from Teen Titans GO!?
- Whose idea was pineapple pizza, anyway?
- Night 4
- Genie's rolling in his grave.
- Moune, you bastard...
- Boopkins doesn't even wear clothes!
- Who'd thought that video game logic would be my undoing?
- (Proceeds to play the Lupinranger VS Patranger theme on full volume)
- Day 5
- Again, this should be switched.
- Eri has a sick sense of humor, doesn't she?
- No, he stole Bob's idea.
- I can't stand laser jump rope, either.
- Fallen Tributes: Bob and Ryan (me)
- Night 5
- Attack on Boopkins
- An unlimited supply of latex? Make it evil!
- Bees. My god.
- Day 6
- R.I.P. Boopkins, never forgetti, have some spaghetti.
- He isn't that sexy...
- It would've taken ages until Mikan died. I assume she's hiding some ludicrous lungpower.
- When Sims becomes reality.
- It's Kirby, what would you expect?
- Night 6
- He's your brother, how did you NOT figure that out?
- Mario would push the button, so I don't know why he didn't.
- Now Stan can never stand up to Shelly.
- The Feast
- Only 2 Gosei (or in this case, Rokusei) Angels are left.
- Day 7
- Nothing interesting here, moving on...
- Fallen Tributes: SMG 4, Stan, Eri, and Agri
- Night 7
- What's with Mario and pulling stuff out of his ass?
- '''FINALE'''
- It's funny because she's one of the two Landick Angels.
- Winner: Moune
- Stats
- Death Summaries
Wow, this season had no NSFW events. Go figure.
Edited by NightShadow on Feb 21st 2019 at 1:01:45 PM
Another SMG4 and Super Sentai fan? Cool!
Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 21st 2019 at 12:06:40 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Yesiree. I gotta say, I absolutely adored Lupinranger VS Patranger. The only problem I had with it was that the Lupinrangers got all of the power-ups. That is until the finale, but that still leaves Splash in possession of the Lupinrangers, despite being a Patranger VS Vehicle.
I can't see pics now, so who is that Kairi anyway? But let me have a random guess: is it a guy from Street Fighter? I stumbled upon him by accident in the NamesTheSame.Video Games page, sharing the name with a certain Princess of Heart and Keyblade wielder that is one of my Author Appeal characters.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 22nd 2019 at 5:02:40 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."She's from Super Sentai.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 22nd 2019 at 5:57:27 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Kairi's male. And he's Lupin Red. Also, take a look at the beginning of their names, and you just might see something.
Kairi: Lupin Red
Touma: Lupin Blue
Umika: Lupin Yellow
Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger
Keiichiro: Patren 1gou
Sakuya: Patren 2gou
Tsukasa: Patren 3gou
Keisatsu Sentai Patranger
Edited by NightShadow on Feb 22nd 2019 at 12:36:16 PM
It sure has been a while since I last posted one of these, huh...
A fair warning before you read: This was recorded way before the great fiasco of OG Season 230. Read at your own risk.
- REBEL 1! ACTION!◊
- Bloodbath◊
- Two sets of tributes get invited to Death Battle.
- Tenkai scores first blood by chucking a molotov in Iyozane's direction.
- Yumemi and Mitori get into a fight, but neither of them dies.
- N sure seems excited about being a tribute.
- Minamimoto messes up Garaiya.
- Everyone else gets stuff or gets out.
- Day 1◊
- CONGA! ...How can the Eiffel Tower conga, anyway?
- Yumemi cashes in the life insurance policy she filed on Garaiya.
- There's pretty much no way Equius didn't win that argument.
- Spy/Roman confirmed?
- Since Kars isn't in his ultimate life-form form at the moment, Tsurubami probably won that race.
- Alright, Fumi, I'll send both of the versions of myself that I've nominated in the main thread to fight in the next season of the Infinity Games.
- Nepeta is well-protected against pickpocketing, as Tenkai finds out to their dismay.
- Eridan powers up.
- Deaths◊: Iyozane and Garaiya
- Night 1◊
- Kars avoids an early death.
- Yumemi begins conspiring with Chouki.
- The Eiffel Tower hits itself with a boomerang. Somehow.
- I didn't know Tsugumi was secretly evil. Or secretly a Pokémon trainer, for that matter.
- Looks like Roman's ready to have some fun.
- Not gonna lie, Mitori/Tsurubami is a hell of a Crack Pairing, because the two would probably be mortal enemies if they ever met in any of the Len'en games.
- Minamimoto takes Asgore under his wing.
- Man, this season's pumping out all sorts of unusual pairings.
- Yeah, well, when you walk around dressed like a melon all the frickin' time, there's no way you won't get spotted.
- Day 2◊
- Clause takes part in another conga line.
- Maybe Roman being a wizard would explain why he keeps recovering from his deaths in these games.
- Eridan starts his quest to kill all the landdwwellers by brutalizing Kars. Guess that health potion just wasn't enough, huh?
- You'd think an emperor would know about proper etiquette...
- Considering that Tsugumi joined Team Magma earlier, I think their dreams are probably pretty dangerous.
- Minamimoto blinds a goddess.
- Did Tenkai want information from Yumemi, or is Tenkai just a sadist? You're free to theorize.
- Spy wants Equius to seduce him.
- Deaths◊: Kars
- Night 2◊
- Personally, I'd ship Equius/Eiffel Tower.
- If I was Tsugumi, I'd be disgusted, too.
- Mitori and Chouki put their differences aside to do a riff on Subterranean Animism, to the approval of Satori.
- I don't think Fumi could've stopped that group from taking over their camp no matter how hard they tried.
- Looks like the Death Eaters are pretty popular among the tributes of this season.
- Day 3◊
- Mitori meets a watery grave, but not the kind of watery grave you'd expect.
- Asgore avoids getting shot.
- Koishi makes the mistake of challenging someone who turns out to have a better Yu-Gi-Oh deck than she does.
- Eridan continues his quest to kill the landdwwellers by equipping the BFG-9000 to his RIFLEKIND ABSTRATUS and using it to annihilate Shinki, Nepeta, and Yumemi.
- Me too, Spy and Tsurubami. Me too.
- That's a pretty absurd thing to be scared of.
- Yikes, Roman's a magical wendigo now. This can't be good.
- The Dragonfly Army vs. Pi-face and Co.! Who will win?
- Equius somehow manages to achieve the surgical precision required to remove an appendix.
- Deaths◊: Mitori, Shinki, Nepeta, and Yumemi
- Night 3◊
- You know, I could totally see something like this happening with Tenkai and Tsurubami, because they're best friends and all.
- Spy, that's kinda mean.
- N brings some Unova ice cream flavors to the arena.
- Tsugumi stops Clause from making a big mistake.
- I'm pretty sure Fumikado just made a smaller version of the Eiffel Tower out of sand, using the real one as a reference.
- Asgore puts a stop to Eridan's quest.
- ...I'm fairly certain that it isn't even possible for hair to grow on your palms.
- Day 4◊
- Hey, silver isn't bad.
- A bunch of tributes go for a swim, and a bunch of others go to Pizza Hell.
- Roman gains a sponsor.
- Suzumi throws the Eiffel Tower down a well, somehow, and Asgore is able to get it out of the well, just as inexplicably. I mean, he might be strong, but I don't think he's THAT strong.
- Careful, N, being all arrogant like that could bite you in the ass soon.
- Deaths◊: Eridan
- Night 4◊
- Me too, Tenkai.
- Getting a love letter from Clause sure sounds annoying.
- Damn, that's a dark ringtone. Anyway. Koishi meets her end at the hands of Tsugumi the Team Magma Grunt.
- What did Chouki do to Equius that made him get PTSD in the first place...?
- Spy sinks Suzumi/Tsurubami.
- Fumikado has a pretty uneventful night.
- Satori tries to be James Bond.
- Day 5◊
- Wow, Satori's sponsors sure are supportive.
- Ooh, looks like N's got some competition.
- Roman disowns Clause. Clause doesn't take it well, to say the least.
- Nobody has bad aim like N!
- Tsurubami is terrible at making people give up on their dreams.
- Minamimoto and Spy get gobbled right up.
- How ironic, that the very animal that kicked Equius is a relative of the horse. What? You didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over... Preferably while you continue to read this season.
- Deaths◊: Koishi, Roman, Minamimoto, and Spy
- Night 5◊
- Do homunculi even taste good? Anyway, Asgore is rightfully afraid.
- Suddenly, Tsugumi joining an evil team makes a whole lot more sense.
- Tenkai gets powered down.
- The Eiffel Tower tries using a metal detector, but it doesn't find anything. Probably because it's made of metal itself.
- Seems like Equius is trustworthy, at least for now.
- Clause has a bit too much to drink.
- Day 6◊
- Suzumi disposes of Tsurubami.
- Tsugumi has a sad day.
- Well, yeah, if you tried giving a speech after drinking too much Brain Bleach, it would probably be frickin' boring.
- N sends out some of his Pokémon to scare Satori away.
- Deaths◊: Fumikado and Tsurubami
- Night 6◊
- Oh, look, a broken event! Anyway, Chouki gets devoured by a hydra.
- Clause defeats Suzumi and Asgore... Except it's not in an actual fight.
- Tenkai, Tenkai, Tenkai... You can't just outrun someone if you don't have the turbo.
- I'd think of a line corny enough to match Tsugumi's joke, but vegetable puns aren't really my thing.
- N forgets something important.
- That must be a huge frickin' net trap.
- The Feast◊
- Clause, Satori, Tsugumi, and Tenkai make the sensible choice.
- Equius might not like Asgore's cooking, but at least he's not being a jerk about it.
- How can the Eiffel Tower's stomach ulcer practically explode if it doesn't have a stomach in the first place? ...Eh, whatever. I've seen weirder things happen in past editions of the Infinity Games.
- Day 7◊
- SATORI: This should give me something to do for the moment.
- Tsugumi crushes the Eiffel Tower's hopes and dreams
- Tenkai teams up with their best friend's killer, for some reason.
- Asgore's camp gets Snowdin, but he digs himself out in time.
- Equius unleashes a STRONG Fire Blast, burning Clause to a crisp.
- SATORI: You would think that a troll with his blood color wouldn't be able to do that, but I won't question it.
- Deaths◊: Chouki, N, and Clause
- Night 7◊
- EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS MELON
- SATORI: Yum.
- Looks like Equius can't control the STRENGTH of his newfound pyrokinetic powers.
- Tsugumi sees the Eiffel Tower and Suzumi kissing, gets jealous, and murders the Eiffel Tower, somehow.
- SATORI: You blew that way out of proportion...
- I doubt Asgore got anything good from that lootbox.
- EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS MELON
- Day 8◊
- Satori receives a STRONG massage.
- Tsugumi and Asgore are apparently equally badass.
- I wonder if there's anything useful in that bunker. Like a gun, or something.
- Deaths◊: Tenkai and the Eiffel Tower
- Night 8◊
- Tsugumi makes a questionable fashion choice, and Equius continues to find Tsugumi painful.
- Satori's taste in fast food upsets Suzumi.
- Asgore does his own thing.
- Day 9◊
- Asgore sure did wait a long time to look up the instructions for the HGS.
- Suzumi thinks that Equius is, in fact, Tsugumi, and dismembers him.
- SATORI: And you made that mistake... how, exactly? They look nothing alike...
- Satori roller skates with some buffalo.
- Speaking of Tsugumi, they get fucked up by a bunch of yetis.
- SATORI: That's unfortunate...
- And there are our podium finishers. Time for the finale!
- FINALE: Arena Event: Enter the Krampus◊
- Suzumi manages to stay on the Krampus's good side, but Asgore and Satori don't, and they pay the ultimate price.
- Deaths◊: Equius, Tsugumi, Asgore, and Satori
- Placements◊
- Winner: Suzumi Kuzu
- 2nd place: Satori Komeiji
- 3rd place: Asgore Dreemurr
- Most kills: Eridan Ampora
- Summary◊
- Statistics◊
- Save
Edited by InfinityRyujin on Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:24:57 AM
Whew... apologies for the delay, but sickness and other HGS stuff held me off. Anyway, here's 9k1 Reboot Season 2, starring... what's this... four large (but reasonably sized) group tributes?! (alt link)note
- Bloodbath (alt link)
- Noibat goes Genocide, while her fellow purple batto gets buried alive in snow.
- Professor Juniper detaches Baymax's head, fraying the wires.
- Well Greg, that's the wonders of Adaptational Ugliness.
- Yax tries Impairing a Softie by slicing her open, but his dreadlocks get in the way.
- Professor Sycamore and Papyrus both get their heads cracked open with fishing bait by pink creatures.
- That's not the prim and proper way to tame a horse!
- Igor gets Karkaroffed early. (rimshot)
- Less running, more equipping. Stink bombs are in.
- Day 1 (alt link)
- I didn't know Gems could do that.
- The G-Rated Stoner doesn't seem to be affected much by EVE's Arm Cannon.
- I hope Camime doesn't get wet...
- Noibat fears getting Sand Attacked.
- The blind Greg plays eight simultaneous chess matches... and wins every one of them.
- Deaths (alt link): Toriel, Jam, Baymax, Sycamore, Papyrus, Rarity, and KarkaroffH/N
- Night 1 (alt link)
- Oh my Arceus! Noibat shoots down three large group tributes (and Greg) at once with a gun designed after Ninetales' tails!
- Dupe summons a deadly meteor shower at the giant woman. He ends up killing her clone instead.
- A Pixar character makes a good Zootopia review.
- Slick advertises his new whip as he tortures his sales competitors with it.
- Suddenly, I no longer want to buy a Camime plushie.
- Thankfully, it's not a reindeer.
- Day 2 (alt link)
- Night 2 (alt link)
- Well that explains her Outrage. (Rimshot) This Noibat's a hax Pokémon who knows Howl.
- Exploding Snap or the Pokémon TCG? Why not both?
- Greg gets taunted beyond the grave.
- Marshmallow isn't the one who'd help you answer a trivia question...
- The Flim-Flam Bros.' souls get souled out. (Rimshot)
- Day 3 (alt link)
- Maxime drags her recruit and a bunch of snow-babies for a hunt.
- Mmm, Moomoo Milk.
- EVE sings "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" and makes the stage explode. She somehow survives.
- Juniper needs to keep warm since she has TB...
- Another experiment gets blindfolded.
- Rose receives a non-lethal Worfing courtesy of Cutscene Attack(TM), only for $19.99!
- Deaths (alt link): The Flim-Flam Bros.
- Night 3 (alt link)
- After the hunting party, Maxime and the Snowgies go on a pirate adventure.
- Nangi gets frozen like a mammoth, but the giant ice cube breaks cleanly, setting her free.
- Dupe peeks under his blindfold as he patrols his camp.
- Yax finishes in the other blindfolded experiment.
- Ooh la la, I bet Maxime gave her French lessons!
- Day 4 (alt link)
- Now how does a robot eat? Either way, Camime gets Impaired by a Stella wannabe.
- The Beauxbatons headmistress vows to protect the sick professor, no matter what.
- Now what could Marshmallow's favorite food be? I'd say snowcones, but that'd be cannibalism.
- Looks like Lilo's efforts to make him good weren't enough...
- Deaths (alt link): Slick and Camime
- Night 4 (alt link)
- Two giant beings and a murderous batto fight a Legendary.
- Professor Juniper declines the Poké Beans; it's like eating pet food.
- Try reading that in EVE's voice. Go on.
- Dang Maxime, I don't mean to sound rude, but couldn't you have Avada Kedvra'd him first? The process involves taking out the organs first!
- Feast (alt link)
- Really, Rose? Right after fighting that Legendary with Noibat? Clearly Trevor hasn't left your body at all...H/N
- Apparently pufferfish can poison abominable snowmen.
- Dupe feeds an elephant with low-calorie pierogies.
- EVE demands Maxime to eat PLANTS, but she refuses and gets shot for it.
- Day 5 (alt link)
- Juniper vows to win this for Maxime, who promised to protect her. Awww...
- I thought wild elephants slept for two hours a day.
- EVE gets short-circuited by a zombie, and the Dark Souls Game Over screen flashes on her screen.
- That's a lot of small fry, and I'm sure Dupe cloned those suits for them.
- Me? Host? I would, but again, I don't have time.
- Deaths (alt link): Yax, Noibat, Marshmallow, Maxime, and EVE
- Night 5 (alt link)
- Day 6 (alt link)
- Night 6 (alt link)
- Rose makes fun of Nangi's melancholy while Dupe betrays his best friends, Undertale-style.
- Day 7 (alt link)
- Night 7 (alt link)
- Rose gives her rival a difficult puzzle while Nangi tries plotting against them.
- The Finale! (alt link)
- Dupe doesn't check what he's smoking while Rose foils Nangi's plan.
- Final Deaths (alt link)
- Placements (alt link)
- Winner: Rose Quartz
- 2nd Place: Nangi
- 3rd Place: Experiment 344 (Dupe)
- Most kills: Noibat
- Death Summary (alt link)
- Stats (alt link)
- Save
If you take group tributes into account, then Noibat made a staggering 56 kills! Wowzers.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 4th 2019 at 9:44:31 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"That's one murderous Noibat.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Oh boi, this thread is dead for almost 2 months. Don't worry, I'll bring it back from the dead! All it takes is one idiotic season. Current cast◊. Warning, the season contains: Anthropomorphic Animals, AssShoving, Bad Dragon Dildos, references to obscure works, Ligma, and Fortnite dance moves.
- Bloodbath◊ Song: Unholy Warcry, by Rhapsody.
- Well then, Lord Lich, an undead skull Lich king, decides to yeet away from the Cornucopia.
- Big Smoke decides to loot the Panopticon's supplies for himself.
- I see that Seregios Huntress and Sylveon are starting 4th Impact.
- I get that Barry B. Benson can do the Default Dance, but as for Ozmia and Rez? They don't have any fucking legs!
- Papa Franku looks pretty well-equipped with a lance and a grappling hook/shield hyrbid.
- Come on Phil Swift, you know you're better than this!
- Despite being a Sony character, The Sinner decides to craft a cardboard robot branded by Nintendo for some reason. Hell, even Pink Guy is joining the fun too!
- Hey look, our first death! Neraxis, a Stripperific dragon guy armed with a Pile Bunker and the powers of darkness, gets pushed off a cliff by Dark Gauvain, another dark-elemented tribute, except he's a ghost knight who dual-wields a pair of Shadowy Katanas.
- Of all the tributes, Spongebob Squarepants is happy to commit animal cruelty on a chibi cat version of Julius Visconti, all for a bag.
- Meanwhile, Gex is peacefully picking a bagpack.
- Why would Peltatum, a Mechanical Abomination with Frickin' Laser Beams and Satanic Chains, need a useless bow and arrows? The world may never know what goes on her head (not that you want to, of course).
- Cerberus, a hulking 3-headed beast who doubles as a literal Lightning Bruiser, gets laughed at by the local Jerkass sea cucmber, Kevin. Kevin is lucky that he walked away with a mere slap.
- Steve The Bandit manages to push Rathalos Hunter off a cliff. Maybe that Vladof Rocket Launcher works pretty well against Monster Hunters.
- What a clusterfuck of a kill! A weird-looking, shapeshifting, thunder-elemented robot kills a Moe mantis Geisha, an annoying yellow box-shaped Hyperion robot, and the heroic son of Satan, with a deadly bomb, preferably thunder-elemented.
- Riotous Magna kills the Despacito Spider with a baseball bat for intruding his camp. Despacito 2 will not come true.
- Riotous Magna: "you picked the wrong camp, fool!"
- Day 1◊ Song: Sexkiller On The Loose (Live), by Carpenter Brut.
- Dark Gauvain decides to shove a lance up Rez's butt.
- Ahtal-ka trips Rapid R4Y-10, making the ancient robot drop his gauvas. That serves you right!
- Despite wielding a powerful Sword and Shield, Enyo Guy decides to grab a pair of Soul Dual Blades and kill Peltatum with it. I guess this is the closest thing we have to a Freedom Wars and Dragon Project crossover.
- Blighted Ozmia orders some EXTRA THICC pizza, just like another evil dark entity.
- Phil Swift somehow manages to kill Yu Narukami with a Bad Dragon Dildo.
- Wait, why is a vampire making a wooden spear in the middle of the day?
- Retired Tributes 1◊
- Night 1◊
- Almighty Gryllen, the Halloween Vampire with a syringe at the end of his tail, starts his first two kills: Dionaea, a Robeast cybernetic dragon that fires a Wave-Motion Gun from its horns, and Barry B. Benson, with a (probably another thunder-elemented) explosion.
- This is pretty adorable. Nana Kozuki as a chibi anthro cat girl teaches Phil Swift how to dance like a ballerina.
- I have a feeling that Grinning Ayame started that fire...
- Wow, a total of 15 tributes have a sleep over with each other.
- A human with a 1,000,000 year life sentence pranks a cute yet deadly fairy dog/cat thing with a poorly drawn ghost on a fish hook.
- Red Rage, a prototype Abductor with regenerating limbs, tells a ghostly samurai fueled by hatred to rock the fuck out. I can see why Red Rage is on a moon base, which isn't on a moon in the first place.
- Despite being the almighty slayer of demons, Doomguy has bad luck with RNG.
- Day 2◊ Song: Ocean Man, by Ween
- Big Smoke kicks off the 2nd day by playing Ocean Man, probably in honor for Stephen Speilburg.
- Filthy Frank gets an E-mail from Aragami Blade that says Aliens And Monsters are attacking, despite the fact that Aragami is a literal monster from a Monster Hunter-style game.
- Lebron James teams up with a sinister dark fairy and a green robot knight to look for other Tributes.
- Ahtal-ka wants to die, so Bowsette delivers the kill.
- Natalia 9 Woo puts down Retsuko after inflicting severe injuries on her.
- Spongebob decides to pull off a Mercy Kill on Little Tail Story! Julian Visconti, but judging from Spongebob's face, I don't think the kill is that merciful.
- Retired Tributes 2◊
- Night 2◊
- I don't remember Red Rage having the need to eat.
- Seregios Huntress and Bowsette snuggle together. What an adorable sight to see.
- Kevin C. Cucumber kills Phil Swift while stopping time. Kevin is a fucking Stand user all along!
- According to Almighty Gryllen, the tributes above him are triple gay.
- RNG is quite generous for Spongebob, unlike Doomguy. Dammit, Spongebob doesn't deserve this luck!
- Steve The Bandit somehow manages to strangle an undead Lich king, despite the fact that the undead shouldn't have the need to breathe in the first place.
- Day 3◊ Song: Wooden Bear, Spongebob OST
- Even though she already got the wings from her father, Veve has grown another pair of wings from drinking Red Bull.
- Steve The Bandit drinks so many Estus Flasks that he got banned (and killed off) from the Hunger Games.
- Almighty Gryllen loses to Enyo Guy in a Player Versus Player match. Considering the fact that Gryllen is thunder-elemented, and Enyo Guy is earth-elemented, the Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors rule is on the latter's favor. Gryllen still walks away with his life, at the cost of some pride.
- However, the Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors rule didn't hinder Grinning Ayame, as she stole Aragami Blade's katana and using it to kill him, despite the former being fire-elemented and the latter being water-elemented.
- Rioutous Magna and Seregios Huntress were victims of Ligma, done by the courtesy of Night Rivenda and Alabaster Ciel respectively. The latter two also Default Danced over their respective victims' bodies out of shits and giggles.
- Filthy Frank grabs a random Nokia 3310 and plays the classical Snake game on it.
- Cerberus re-enacts Jack's famous intro by attempting to travel back in time (with a high failure rate).
- Retired Tributes 3◊
- Night 3◊
- Doomguy stabs an evil fairy rather than blast her with the BFG.
- A Nintendo character gets set on fire with a Molotov Cocktail by a Sony character. How the tables have turned...
- Spongebob writes a letter to Grinning Ayame to kill Pink Guy.
- Night Rivenda writes a letter to God and calls Filthy Frank a cunt.
- Iji Kataiser teaches Enyo Guy some ballerina dance moves. In the courtesy of a teenage girl enhanced with Nano Machines, a heavily-suited knight whose gear is made from earth giants dancing like a ballerina is a majestic sight to see.
- After a day of suppressed rage, Red Rage releases his rage by singing death metal in a karaoke room. So much rage...
- Day 4◊ Song: Pussyfoot, by FXUEM
- We see a failed Ho Yay moment between two literal Lightning Bruisers from two Monster Hunter clones.
- Almighty Gryllen: (Runs for his life).
- Cerberus: 'Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ nuts!"
- Of all the tributes, the Doom Slayer is single-handly slain by a... Little Tail Story version of Nana Kozuki with a pair of Soul Dual Blades.
- Natalia 9 Woo does the Konami Code and gets all the power-ups from both Contra and Gradius.
- Alabaster Ciel thinks he's funny when he smacks Grinning Ayame in the back of her head with a chair while she's taking a bath without getting harmed by the water for some reason.
- The Sinner swings around the Cornucopia with the Ibara Hookshot. Finally, an actual in-character moment!
- Retired Tributes 4◊
- We see a failed Ho Yay moment between two literal Lightning Bruisers from two Monster Hunter clones.
- Night 4◊
- Little Tail Story! Nana Kozuki kills The Sinner with a Bad Dragon Dildo and [DATA EXPUNGED].
- Rapid R4Y-10 single handingly kills Grinning Ayame and Spongebob in a fight.
- Filthy Frank is another Stand User, as he kills Big Smoke in a similar method.
- Natalia 9 Woo and Bowsette ran into each other, but they have a truce together for the night. Considering what happened between The Sinner and Sylveon, this is understandable.
- Kevin gets a vision from Almighty Gryllen, who is having tea and chumpits with the President of Pangea.
- Veve, Rivenda, and Gauvain are singing a wonderful song together.
- When no one is looking, Lebron James drinks a can of Sprite Cranberry.
- Day 5◊ Song: Canzoni Preferite, JoJo Part 5 OST
- Almighty Gryllen stalks Dark Gauvain... In the middle of the sunlight.
- Pink Guy, Kevin, and Veve strap Gex onto a fish-hook and dance.
- Enyo Guy rides on a Krabby Patty to escape Hell Makavrios' grasp.
- Enyo Guy: "you won't be able to stop me, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!"
- Night Rivenda receives daily gems and tickets from Linton the baby dragon mascot.
- Linton: "Hue!"
- Natalia 9 Woo gets sliced by Red Rage with a sword, most likely Abel's Aftershadow.
- Iji Kataiser grows a pair of wings after drinking some Red Bull.
- Cerberus throws a knife into Reggie's head.
- Retired Tributes 5◊
- Night 5◊
- Rapid R4Y-10 is just floating there... Menacingly!
- Dark Gauvain gets ballerina dance lessons from Bowsette.
- Iji Kataiser presses F to pay respects for the fallen Tributes.
- Night Rivenda dies from an infection after [DATA EXPUNGED]. I guess you could say that Rivenda is a "Bad Dragon". This is why I don't deserve any friends.
- Day 6◊ Song: Half Life Full Life Consequences Background Song
- Despite being a regenerating prototype Abductor, Red Rage tells Anubis, a colony of alien cells called an Aragami formed together to resemble an Egyptian God, that Aliens And Monsters are attacking the Cornucopia. It is up to the Aragami and Abductor to save the day, even though they're both Monsters, and the former is literally an Alien.
- Rapid R4Y-10 smokes dank weed with Snoop Dogg.
- Little Tail Story! Nana Kozuki gets lynched by a flock of chickens for attacking them.
- Veve locks Filthy Frank down with a Heat Bow and fires a salvo of arrows on him. Veve's bloodlust has begun...
- Enyo Guy calls Bowsette a cunt in his letter to God.
- Iji Kataiser teams up with Cerberus to take down Kevin C. Cucumber and Dark Gauvain. The battle is in favor of the latter two.
- Gex catches Pink Guy off-guard and kills him.
- Hell Makavrios orders an EXTRA THICC pizza, just like Blighted Ozmia.
- Retired Tributes 6◊
- Night 6◊
- Veve sets an explosive off and killed Alabaster Ciel, Bowsette, Anubis, and Gex The Gecko! Be afraid, be Veve afraid...
- Hell Makavrios is so horrified to see Almighty Gryllen and Enyo Guy [DATA EXPUNGED] that he drinks bleach to spare himself from the sight, even if it takes his own life.
- Lebron James cries himself to sleep.
- Kevin dies of thirst.
- Red Rage tries summoning some Behemoths. RNG is a dick.
- Rapid R4Y-10 tries crafting a weapon from the Panopticon weapon facilities. RNG is still a dick.
- And Dark Gauvain is loafing around, just like a Snorlax.
- Day 7◊ Song: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
- Dark Gauvain, Red Rage, Enyo Guy, and Almighty Gryllen take over Rapid R4Y-10's camp and proclaim, "all your base are belong to us!"
- Veve orders an EXTRA THICC pizza. She could be mimicking Blighted Ozmia.
- Lebron James gets pricked while picking up berries.
- Retired Tributes 7◊
- Night 7◊
- According to Rapid R4Y-10, the Tributes above him are triple gay (which is true).
- Lebron James calls Red Rage triple hella gay, but he pulls the "no u" card in return.
- Both Almighty Gryllen and Veve kill Enyo Guy and Dark Gauvain with their respective Stands! Almighty Gryllen killing Enyo Guy despite the elemental disadvantage isn't the shocking part. It's the fact that Dark Gauvain, a Dual Wielding-katana Black Knight of darkness who killed an evil robot overlord, a 3-headed beast that doubles as a literal Lightning Bruiser, and a teenage human girl enhanced by Nanomachines, gets killed by a Spider-Butterfly lovechild of all Tributes. Calling this The Worf Effect is just an Understatement! Bonus points for Gryllen being a vampire, just like DIO.
- Day 8◊ Song: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
- Almighty Gryllen questions his sanity.
- Veve ambushes Lebron James and kills him. Veve really doesn't want a Sprite Cranberry.
- Rapid R4Y-10 hits Red Rage with a wooden chair while bathing in a bath tub.
- Retired Tributes 8◊
- Night 8◊
- Red Rage recieves explosives from an unknown sponsor.
- Veve sees a fire but stays hidden.
- Rapid R4Y-10 tries to craft another weapon from the Panopticon weapon facilities. RNG still won't cooperate.
- Almighty Gryllen screams for help.
- Day 9◊ Song: Good Bye Samba A, Spongebob OST
- Night 9◊ Song: Le Perv, by Carpenter Brut.
- Veve Ambushes Red Rage and kills him. Veve is having a frustrating time farming for the Will'O Engine Red Rage Mk. II.
- Rapid R4Y-10 begs for Almighty Gryllen to kill him. Gryllen offers the quick kill, probably with an earth-elemented shotgun.
- *The Grand Finale!*◊ Fortnite Default Dance
- After contracting Veve with a strain of Ligma, Almighty Gryllen default dances over her dead body.
- Final Retired Tributes◊
- WINNER PAGE (SPOILER)◊ Almighty Gryllen's Theme
- Placements: Link◊ Dragon Project Gacha Room OST
- Winner: Almighty Gryllen
- 2nd Place: Veve
- 3rd Place: Rapid R4Y-10
- Most Kills: Veve
- Retired Tributes Summary: Link◊
- Stats: Link◊
- Save: Link
Edited by KJsixteen on Apr 28th 2019 at 11:43:59 AM
Google Snake Game.
Sorry for the pagetopping double-post, but I have to get this out of my system. As part of this series' transition period to its own reboot, 9k1 Games Season 21 has two token Reboot tributesnote , and is also Reboot-compliant! Also, as part of my effort to future proof the main thread (at least the Reboot), I'll also be providing Imgur pics in case the Postimg pics break. To demonstrate, here's the alternate Reaping pic. Gee, it's gonna be really painful to read those OG seasons who have lost all or majority of their pics for good... but rest assured that they'll be properly archived in the Database because I still have the Reapings, Placements, and Death Summaries of all the seasons from S100 onwards.note
Since I'm planning to do the 9k1 Reboot series, I'm going to conclude the OG with the Mini Death Battlenote and Mini Battle Royalenote . Not in the same post, though. Stay tuned.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 12th 2018 at 9:01:16 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"