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Better Than It Sounds: Music
"The late Bill Nye once said, "˜I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
Mark Twain, in his Autobiography ("Bill Nye" was Edgar Wilson Nye.)

With it being one of the most diverse forms of art in the world, it's only natural that some people come up with ideas for songs, bands or styles of music that sound absolutely insane in hindsight. It's also natural that a lot of these work.

See Trope Names for a Band for a sillier version of the below.
  • ABBA: Two guys and two girls don't know what the hell they're doing for the first two years, are overly cheery for the next six, and finally go emo in the last two. After their career ends, their music finds its way on Broadway and later the big screen.
  • ACDC: From the Land Down Under comes a band named after a label on a sewing machine, led by a guy in a silly outfit. Their first singer drank until death, and was replaced by a Geordie with a funny hat. Their music is simple and monothematic, and their singers squawk like parrots.
    • Back In Black: The first album by the group with the Geordie, devoted to the first singer.
  • Adele: A pop star that doesn't look like your average pop star sings about a breakup, and sells more than 20 million albums.
  • Aerosmith: Five musicians from Boston. They have a Roller Coaster at one of the Disney Theme Parks featuring their songs, spent the equivalent of an airplane in drugs, their first #1 was a Disaster Movie theme song, and their leader became a judge on a reality show.
  • Afro Celt Sound System: A record producer is inspired by a very tenuous anthropology theory to mix the folk music of two continents together. He starts a band, and Peter Gabriel lets them use his recording studio.
  • Alanis Morissette: Woman who lost her dictionary writes angsty songs, most about an ex (widely considered to be a former Full House star).
  • Alice Cooper: The spirit of a 17th-century heretic lives on inside a skinny 20th-century preacher's son. She compels him to paint his face, buy a pet snake, and repeatedly fake his own death. Under her namesake, he incites children against their educators.
  • Alice in Chains: Grunge musicians from The Nineties write like it's still The Nineties.
  • Alien Ant Farm: Nu Metal One-Hit Wonder - with a cover, whose video satirizes the original artist.
  • Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass: Record producer plays the trumpet in a jazzy brass band.
  • America: Three Brits pick a Non Indicative Name and sing about horses, roads, and failed relationships.
  • ANBB: A meeting of the minds between Germany's foremost names in Industrial and pure-tone glitch respectively.
  • Animal Collective: An indie pop band that rips off The Beach Boys and takes no shame in doing so. One of Pitchfork's darlings.
  • Andrew WK: Pop-metal musician with the diversity and subtlety of a 2-by-4, who may or may not be a corporate fabrication.
  • Animusic: Two guys make music videos with no lyrics, people, or actual instruments. Rumors on the origin of their videos are on Snopes.
  • Anybody Killa: Gangsta rapper with a lisp and clown face paint.
  • Apocalyptica: Finns rocking out with cellos.
  • The Aquabats!: A ska/surf-rock band from California pretends to be a team of bungling superheroes. They sing about such diverse topics as midget pirates, vindictive shark hunters, giant mechanical primates, and friendship.
  • Arcade Fire: A bunch of Canadians, two of whom were raised in Texas, who make songs about neighborhoods in the suburbs. Everybody knows and loves them, despite everybody not knowing them and hating them because of that.
  • Rick Astley: Merseyside guy sings a bunch of love songs while sounding like a truck driver.
    • "Never Gonna Give You Up": His most famous song, commonly called one of the internet's many phenomena even though it's from The Eighties.
  • Atonal music: A form of music, written mainly by three Austrians, in which twelve distinct pitches are used in a somewhat dissonant fashion.
  • August Burns Red: A woman immolates a dog, so the dog's owner names a band after the incident.
  • Avantasia: A German decides to write a fantasy story as a giant excuse to show off his connections among Power Metal bands.
  • Avenged Sevenfold: A band from California whose members have scary stage names. Many of their songs have lines about death, which lead to several Funny Aneurysm Moments later. Their lead guitarist's dad opens for a ventriloquist.
  • Aviators: A fan of pastiche pastel horses who shares his stage name with a popular brand of sunglasses and writes music ranging from Doctor Who fan music to soundtracks for theoretical video games to painting whole entire planets various colors.
  • The B-52s: A band from Athens GA, two of which are female and wear beehive hairdos sing songs about aliens, hot pants, lobsters, and other weird stuff while playing toy pianos, glockenspiels, and even conventional instruments.
  • Johann Sebastian Bach: German organist with a coffee addiction whose works were better respected nearly a century after his death.
  • Balkan Beat Box: Some Israeli guys combine Balkan music, klezmer, and hip-hop.
  • Bal-Sagoth: A bunch of British guys who love Tolkein and Lovecraft write songs with ridiculously long titles. Half the contents of the lyrics sheets are absent from the songs themselves.
  • The Band: A guy from Arkansas and four Canadians combine multiple rock styles while choosing one of the lamest names for themselves.
  • The Bangles: Three statuesque altos and one petite soprano from the West Coast aspire to be The Beatles' Distaff Counterpart. It doesn't go as well as they planned, but they still make grown men weep with their harmonies.
  • Barenaked Ladies: Five Canadian guys who sing an awful lot of songs about failing relationships (though none of them seem to have one of those, at present).
  • The Beach Boys: Five or six suburban white kids sing songs about a hobby only one of them ever took part in.
    • Or, rock and roll's other greatest soap opera, whose biggest claim to fame was an album they never finished.
  • Beach House: Male-female duo that isolates themselves from society by locking themselves into a room to record an album. Sometimes a producer may join them.
  • Beastie Boys: Some white punks who bought into an African-American social phenomenon and ripped off many artists along the way. Opened the doors to artists such as Limp Bizkit.
  • The Beatles: Four musicians from Northern England, famous for Silly Love Songs and "recording under influence". After the split, one decided to play house instead of writing music, another one married a one-legged woman, the third produced a Monty Python film and nobody cared about the fourth (he even had drinking problems).
  • Beck: Morose, baby-faced second-generation Scientologist who dabbles in more genres than anyone would bother to count, writes decay- and death-obsessed songs (while always presenting a cheerful or at least devil-may-care facade, except on the heavily-indebted-to-Nick Drake Stoic Woobie LP written after ditching his longtime girlfriend); despite a career spanning (roughly) ten full-length releases, still is recognized primarily for one song—yeah, that one! with the line everybody mishears—which had never been intended to be released as a single.
  • Ludwig van Beethoven: A bad-tempered German who wrote his best work when he couldn't hear it.
  • Beirut: Nearly incomprehensible singer leads a brass band and a few other musicians, influenced by Eastern European folk music. Has nothing to do with a city on the Mediterranean.
  • Vincenzo Bellini: Rossini wannabe writes ten operas before he dies at thirty-three.
  • Best Coast: A hipster chick who's obsessed with her cat and weed.
  • The Big Bopper: Texas disc jockey decides to write songs and record them. His best known song is named after a city in France.
  • Big Dumb Face: A guitarist combines Ween and death metal because his old band wouldn't let him.
  • The Birthday Massacre: Canadian Perky Goths sing Mind Screwy songs and make disturbing videos. They also jump around a lot, and occasionally wear bunny ears. And rock out.
  • The Birthday Party: Nick Cave and his friends get drunk on stage.
  • Björk: Female singer from a northern European island who is famous for bizarre lyrics, as well as wearing a bird and beating up reporters.
  • The Black Keys: Two homely Ohioans sing about relationships, mostly unrequited, and produce for the songs comedic videos filled with women and a dinosaur puppet.
  • Black Metal: Angry white guys from the grim, frostbitten and brutal north who wear makeup and sing about Satan, J. R. R. Tolkien (despite The Lord of the Rings being rife with pro-Christian subtext) and dendrophilia.
  • Black Moth Super Rainbow: Pennsylvanian musicians with really weird Stage Names play obsolete synthesizers while one of them sings through a vocoder.
  • Black Sabbath: After losing two finger-tips in an industrial accident, guitarist switches to playing left-handed, loosens the strings a bit, and develops a new playing style. He joins forces with other guys to write horror fanfic disguised as songs.
    • Ozzy Osbourne: Singer from said band writes spooky songs while taking every drug in existance - and somehow surviving. Got a new generation of fans by showing how fucked up he and his family are.
  • Blaze Ya Dead Homie: His stage persona is a reincarnated gangsta rapper from the 1980s. He wears clown facepaint.
  • Blind Guardian: Four Germans who sing about The Silmarillion and a bunch of other books and like to multilayer their vocals 40 times. They have also sung about Peter Pan with a certain pathos.
  • blur: British Boyhood friends writing novelty songs about Upper-Class Twit life, Middle Class Twit life, and Working Class Twit life. After first 4 albums became more "alternative" (leading to the one song America knows them for). More famous for their vague feud with a pair of troublemaking brothers and the lead singer eventually becoming a pack of animated apes.
  • Boondox: His stage persona is a killer scarecrow who haunts the Deep South. His music mixes Country Music, rock and Hip Hop.
  • David Bowie: Androgynous British rockstar who claimed to be a bisexual space alien, appeared in a bunch of movies, and invoked the New Sound Album trope at least nine times. A song he did with a rock band helped a white rapper achieve stardom.
  • Bowling for Soup: A group of guys from Texas who are more famous for their less serious than their rare but beautiful serious ones. Most of their songs are either about beer, relationships, or humorous past incidents.
    • A pop-punk band who write sarcastic and sometimes meaningful songs about friendships, failed relationships, getting drunk, and whatever Phineas and Ferb are doing today.
  • Bob Dylan: An ugly man who can't sing, and plays his guitar and harmonica (and sings anyway). Later he developed a liking for drums, bass, and electric equipments, after which his audience booed him. Many people don't know he wrote some of his songs. He still sings to this day, and his awful voice got worse.
  • British India: Angsty Melbournites fronted by a singer who can't decide which note to hit.
  • Buckethead: Masked KFC-enthusiast plays the guitar.
  • Buck Tick: The ex-Japanese Delinquent ex-drummer became the singer, fronting a band consisting of two brothers, a Rummage Sale Reject who counts theremin and "noise" among his instruments as well as guitar and has an affinity for LSD, and a mellow, cute bassist. Almost all of their output can be classified as It's Not Porn, It's Art, porn, high art, or some incomprehensible combination of all of the above, and is served up with a huge side of Ho Yay and fanservice of both the straight and Ho Yay kinds.
  • Buddy Holly & The Crickets: Three guys from around Texas named after noisy arthropods. Their leader, a big John Wayne fan, is proof that Nerds Are Hardcore.
  • Buffalo Springfield: A bunch of guys from LA and a Canadian who became a One-Hit Wonder with a light Protest Song. Two of them (including the Canadian) joined a folk-rock quartet while another one became a popular singer's partner.
  • Butthole Surfers: A group of Michael Stipe stalkers come down off of their latest acid trip to discover they've recorded twelve albums.
  • The Byrds: Five (later four) guys from LA start off imitating The Beatles with Bob Dylan covers, then quickly develop a Revolving Door Band.
  • Can: A group of West German modern classical and free jazz musicians decide to start making rock music instead. Their songs are frequently made up of hours of jamming made up entirely on the spot and then edited down to a still-ridiculous length. Their lead singer during their best years is a mush-mouthed Japanese drifter who screams and mumbles over the beat.
  • Captain Beefheart: A downright reprehensible human being with no regards for musical convention.
  • The Cars: Five more musicians from Boston. Their frontman is ugly and has an uncomfortable voice, and they lost their only Grammy nomination to a two-hit wonder disco band.
  • Enrico Caruso: Neapolitan tenor despised by the composer whose works were best suited for him. Survived many problems on and off the stage.
  • Catherine Wheel: A band led by a singer with over-expressive eyebrows refuses to be labeled anything.
  • The Causey Way: A manic revivalist preacher tries to indoctrinate you.
  • The Chemical Brothers: Two students who DJed under the name "The Dust Brothers", but had to change the name when they got sued.
  • Chic: Three classically trained session musicians and two session backup singers get together and play their own variety of disco. Two of them are producers and bring that sound to various projects. Their most famous hit (that their French name was mentioned in) was written after they couldn't get into the most inaccessible discotheque ever to exist. They have (indirectly) been responsible for the growth of rap music with their second most famous song.
  • Chicago: A bunch of guys from Northeastern Illinois perform rock with lots of brass instruments.
  • Kelly Clarkson: A winner from some American talent show constantly whines about her exes.
  • The Clash: Four Londoners popularize Three Chords and the Truth. Then they disown it and try to play every genre ever.
  • Coheed and Cambria:A band with a very high pitched singer that makes songs about a convoluted, Mind Screw space opera that also has a comic book series.
  • Coldplay: British band specialized in writing depressing ballads who is frequently accused of plagiarizing or ripping off other bands.
  • Cradle Of Filth: A British man an inch taller than Joe Pesci gets nodes on his vocal chords.
  • Crank Sturgeon: Musical entertainer known for pretending to be a fish.
  • Creature Feature: A dark cabaret duo that wish it could be Halloween every day of the year. Their songs are mostly inspired by cheesy horror films and Edgar Allan Poe.
  • Creedence Clearwater Revival: Four guys from California named after a beer commercial write songs about the Deep South. Their popular songs are often misunderstood or misheard.
  • Crowded House: A band from New Zealand... and Australia... and the U.S. with several dorks and one self-proclaimed "dictator." They tend to sing about kitchens and meteorology.
  • The Cure: They're morose, depressing kids from southern England who wear lots of make-up and do up their hair. They started out as happy-go-lucky snot nosed punks, before making three albums full of depressing music and writing lots of dirges. Then they became poppy and almost gleeful, and started making lots of big hit singles, before returning to their inner child and making another morose album full of angsty music. They sold out stadiums, and are now middle-aged men who still wear make-up and play angsty music.
  • Cypress Hill: A Mexican with a very nasal voice and a deep voiced Cuban rap about shooting people, smoking pot, and, shooting people while smoking pot.
  • Current 93: Former industrial musician, now a Christian folk singer.
  • Daft Punk: Two French guys who pretend to be robots cut bits out of good songs, add a beat, and then appear onstage to perform them standing in a pyramid made of incandescent tubes.
  • Dan McBride: A southern Baptist writes filk songs to talk about problems in the church (and sometimes reprove his fellow believers).
  • The Decemberists: Some nerds make music about history and use big words.
  • Def Leppard: Five guys from Sheffield start out copying Thin Lizzy, then move on to copying Queen and lose (part of) a member in a road accident.
  • Dethklok: Five idiots who don't actually exist play Death Metal.
  • Devin Townsend: Bald Canadian makes many various types of metal. Coffee and bald aliens may or may not be involved.
  • Devo: Some college kids from Ohio have an in-joke that turns into a band. A lot of other bands emulate them. They are best known for singing about weapons used to lash people.
  • Dexys Midnight Runners: British band named after drugs that started out with a bunch of horns, then switched to more folk-styled music. The latter style netted the group their only American hit.
  • Dick Dale: A man plays the same note on a guitar really fast (occasionally switching to other notes), because he'd rather be in the ocean.
  • Dir En Grey: A metal band made up of, of all people, a bunch of Japanese pretty boys. Their singer seems to have 10 voice boxes he turns off and on depending on how he sings.
    • A band manages to create a particularly vitriolic Broken Base by transitioning from poppy glam-rock to death metal in fewer than ten albums.
  • Disturbed: A bald guy who was trained to sing in synagogues instead makes monkey noises with two Pantera fans and a David Spade look-alike.
    • Land of Confusion cover music video: A cloaked figure from the stars lands in the middle of "Political Cartoon 1984" and leads a rebellion.
  • Donovan: Scottish Dylan wannabe performs psychedelic rock before switching to folk rock.
  • The Doors: Blues fans write music for the poems of an oversexed Floridian drunk.
  • DragonForce: A Multinational Team whose songs consist entirely of fantasy cliches and guitar solos. They are best known for having one song appear in a video game.
  • Dragonland: A bunch of Swedes spend their first two albums singing about a fictional Tolkien-esque world, then decide to write about other subjects before returning to said world.
  • Drake: A black kid from Degrassi raps about all the money and sex he has.
  • Dream Theater: Five guys from New York playing Progressive Rock, doing as many complex notes as they can in the solos while doing even overly complex songs with overly complex parts, while their lyrics aren't at the same height as their music. One of their live albums had a cover that drew parallels to an event that its release date would become synonymous with.
  • Paul Dukas: French-Jewish music critic who destroyed most of his works because of Creator Backlash. Almost exclusively known today for an orchestral work popularized by a mouse.
  • Duran Duran: A bunch of young guys, mostly from industrial areas of England, form a glam rock band with punk and disco overtones and wildly incomprehensible lyrics. They become massively successful. Later, as they grow older and less successful (and lose and gain band members), they start making solid alt-pop/rock tunes. Their lyrics also make more sense. They sing about Brazilian cities and starving wild dogs.
    • The Power Station: Two of the guys from the above band join forces with the drummer of the French-named disco group and a singer who would later become known for his backing band. They had two big hits, a cover of an early-70's song and an original song that took its name from a Marilyn Monroe film.
    • Arcadia: The other three guys form a band very briefly during a break in the group's schedule, releasing a grand total of one album with two hits, one of which is an American event that occurs every November.
  • Eagles: A backing band, later one of the most hated bands ever. One of their members starred in a TV show that lasted just one episode, and another only writes songs about the fact that he is aging (and is also a noted opponent of piracy). Sold a lot in their home country, but internationally are a One-Hit Wonder with their song about a travel accommodation.
  • Eels. A man with a one letter stage name and a large beard writes songs about his incredibly depressing life, only one of which became a hit.
  • Electric Six: Some sleazy-looking men do Affectionate Parody disco-rock about things like fast-food franchises and preferring women who have venereal diseases.
  • Elton John: Fat, gay, nearsighted, balding piano player from England with silly clothes and Knight Fever. He writes songs about Marilyn Monroe, weird robot rock bands, The Wizard of Oz, dance steps named after reptiles, and children's music from time to time. Loves to shop, throw tantrums, play tennis and cavort with British royalty.
  • Elvis Costello: He named himself after a truck driver, although his glasses make him look more like a plane crash victim. He almost destroyed his career by dissing an R&B legend, but he recovered to gain a large cult following by dabbling in many musical genres, when he's not making a spectacle of himself on TV.
  • Elvis Presley: A truck driver from Mississippi who knew how to sing and dance. Who in his first appearance on TV was shown only from waist up.
  • Emerson, Lake & Palmer: A hyperactive keyboardist, a bassist who sounds like InuYasha after a stint at philosophy camp and a really good drummer embark on a quest to reinterpret the classics, while pissing off a bunch of rock critics in the process.
  • Emilie Autumn: A bipolar woman writes music with a violin and harpsichord... then accompanies it with screamed lyrics about how men suck.
  • Eminem: A white trailer-trash guy named after chocolate enters a largely black music world and makes songs about drug use, suicide, violence, killing family members who pissed him off, and all sorts of things that piss off the Moral Guardians.
  • Enigma: A Romanian producer gets his German wife to fake an orgasm over loops of ethnic singers and Catholic priests.
  • Entity Paradigm: Two bands from Pakistan join forces to combine the styles of two bands with some of the most obnoxious fanbases in music history.
  • Einstürzende Neubauten: Some Germans confuse the music shoppe with the local hardware store. It takes them around fifteen years to realize their mistake.
  • The Equals: Interracial rock group consisting of twins from Jamaica, a Guyanan, and two white Brits.
    • Eddy Grant: Guyanan starts solo career with protests over riots in London and anti-apartheid music.
  • ES Posthumus: Symphonic rock with a much bigger emphasis on the "symphonic" part. Also did a few songs with Jay-Z and the fat guy from D12.
  • Evelyn Evelyn: Amanda Palmer pretends that she helped bring Siamese twins out of sexual slavery and get them a record deal. The Siamese Twins are actually Palmer and Jason Webley dressed up in crip drag.
  • exist†trace: Japanese women dress like men while Genre Savvy newcomers mistake their token girly girl for a man dressed as a woman.
  • Faith No More: A vocalist with a peculiar voice sings about things like man-on-man fellatio and pedophilia while the band plays rock-genre roulette.
  • The Fall: One controlling, slightly megalomaniacal madman from Northern England. A giant cast of supporting chara— er, musicians, including one ex-wife, one ex-girlfriend, and one (as of now) current wife. THEY MAKE MUSIC! What kind of music? All kinds, mostly of the post-punk vein but with other interesting elements rolled in. Famously made an influential radio DJ faint the first time he played one of their singles.
  • Fall Out Boy: A pop-punk -but often called emo- band named after a bit character from The Simpsons who mostly sing Anti Love Songs with Long Titles. Their singer is chubby and their bassist is a walking tabloid headline.
  • Fatboy Slim: The ex-bassist from an eighties indie band mixes up songs from his record collection.
  • Finn Troll: A bunch of Finns dressed up as trolls blend black metal with polka (complete with accordion) while singing in Swedish about eating Christians.
  • Fleetwood Mac: The best rock and roll soap opera of all time. Most of their best known hits are the two American singers literally singing about their real-life breakup on stage. Their female singer looks like a goat.
  • Florence + the Machine: British redhead sings grandiose songs about death, depression and failed loves.
  • Foo Fighters: Four musicians, named after ufology, and led by a guy who used to be another band's drummer. This guy was once hospitalized due to an overdose on... coffee.
  • Foreigner: A nearly broke manager gives a "The Reason You Suck" Speech to a feckless layabout hanging around his office. Said layabout responds by forming a band.
  • Foster The People: An indie-rock band from Los Angeles whose biggest hit is about a kid shooting other kids.
  • The Foundations: Three black guys, three white guys and an Asian perform Silly Love Songs. Their most famous song is named after a flower.
  • Fozzy: A professional wrestler and the guitarist from a rap-metal group form a metal band. They began as a joke cover band, but became a true face in 2005.
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Six musicians, including a gay lead singer, who emerged from the Liverpool punk scene to write dance-pop songs with Lyrical Dissonance.
  • Franz Ferdinand: Some Scots start a band because they're bored. They admit all their music kinda sounds the same. They were named after a guy who died long ago.
  • fun.: An indie-rock band from the Big Apple scores hits singing about how they'll waste the nights away.
  • Nelly Furtado: A Canadian woman who started out making soft pop hits. Her music and image took a Hotter and Sexier turn after she became a mother.
  • Futret: Guy remixes Ear Rape-y tracks about gay deer, ponies, and obscure, awful films and posts them over the internet.
  • Serge Gainsbourg: French guy writes songs so scandalous, they make Madonna look like a girl scout, even though he predates her.
  • Gang of Four: Four guys write lyrics inspired by Karl Marx. One of their most famous songs compares love to bioterrorism.
  • Gama Bomb: Five Irishmen write songs either about current issues or cool 80's stuff. They reference A LOT of movies.
  • Garbage: Three guys from Wisconsin and a woman from Scotland write cheery songs about obsession and relationships that turn sour.
  • Genesis: Brits compose some weird synth-heavy songs.
  • Gorillaz: A band consisting of a blue haired childish The Casanova with both eyes pressed into his head, a Satanist who owns Satan's own bass (El Diablo), a 15 year old Japanese Super Soldier guitarist, and a drummer who has been possessed by multiple spirits. (The actual members are a hyperactive musician and a guy who wrote weird comics.)
  • Gotye: Belgian-Australian writes weird music, scoring a hit by performing naked.
  • The Grass Roots: Band of nobodies created by a record company executive who gained a ton of success at a time when pop music was usually about sticking it to The Man. Best known today because their guitarist was on The Office (US).
  • Green Day: Band named after drugs led by bisexual, who started with simple songs about masturbation and insanity, only to shift into long, long songs complaining about how fucked up their country became.
  • Grinderman: Nick Cave angsts about how he can't get laid.
  • Guns N' Roses: Before: Five, and later six, highly intoxicated musicians led by a troublemaker. Later: Prima donna singer and lots of musicians which he hires and fires at will.
    • Or: A band that kept the sound of the 80s alive into the 90s. One of their albums took a decade and a half to finish (they only spent a small fraction of that time actually working on it).
  • Guster: Jews from the East Coast play banjos and sing about Jesus. The drummer doesn't use drumsticks.
  • The Hafler Trio: Sound research organization whose research is unclear, whose personnel was made up, and whose sources cited don't exist.
  • Halestorm: A band featuring a female singer who sings about being in love with someone else and a song about getting off while being watched by a peeping tom who is doing the same.
  • Hanson: Three impossibly cute young Oklahoma brothers form a cheery pop band, then decide to become an indie group. Their biggest hit barely has lyrics.
  • A Hawk and a Hacksaw: The drummer from one of the most acclaimed albums in indie rock decides he'd rather play accordion.
  • Hed PE: A band which fuses Punk Rock and Gangsta Rap, and often focuses on conspiracy theories. Major influence on Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park.
  • Helloween: A band of German guys doing over-the-top, faster and happy songs who are responsible for what the European Power Metal scene is nowadays. They've left a singer and a guitarist, who were key members of their classic lineup, but are still doing music.
    • Gamma Ray: A band formed by the former guitarist of the above band, which talks about life in general, space and science themes and plenty of other themes. Oh, and this same guitarist nowadays is also the singer.
      • Iron Savior: A friend of the same guitarist forms a band which talks about the story of a sentient starship built by the inhabitants of a tribe of the ancient Earth. Later, they'll sing about freedom and perception of reality.
  • Hideto Matsumoto: An openly bisexual member of Japan's biggest Visual Kei band known best for wild hair and costuming, drinking, and fighting goes solo, with performances combining celebrating being The Alcoholic, Cyberpunk Techno Babble, Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll, and general batshit insanity with a band named after a vulgar reference to a vagina, then dies in what is likely either a drunk suicide or attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation - and becomes canonized as the epitome of Visual Kei with ongoing performances and interest even after his death.
  • Hole: Blonde drug-addict troublemaker who married a rock legend plays with lots of chicks and a dude. After spending years bitching about her husband's co-workers, she hires random guys and calls it a reformation.
  • Hellyeah: A supergroup featuring the singer from a metal band and the drummer from a famous band. They think they're cowboys.
  • Hot Hot Heat: The singer has been described as a "headlong yelper", the rest of the line-up is constantly changing, and they have lyrics about antioxidants and termites.
  • Howard Shore: A composer best known for writing about jewelry wars.
  • Engelbert Humperdinck: British singer named after a German composer whose most famous song is a cover about ending a love relationship.
  • iLiKETRAiNS: Young British men in suits make history sound very depressing.
  • Imagine Dragons: Las Vegas indie rock group best known for welcoming people to the new age. They enjoy massive mainstream success afterwards.
  • Infected Mushroom: An Israeli duo cranks out eldritch noises and Word Salad Lyrics. It sounds like Mind Rape.
  • Insane Clown Posse: Two former gangsta rappers in clown makeup rap about horror movie subject matter, and often include humor that is either completely juvenile, dark as hell, or just damn weird, but do talk about some pretty deep subject matter. They were also professional wrestlers for a short time.
  • Intestinal Disgorge: Dwindling group of Texans who won't stop screaming.
  • Iron Butterfly: A nice little pop group emerges with a really long hit tune after one of the members gets wasted and are mistakenly crowned as heavy metal pioneers. Unfortunately, they had no success aside from said tune.
  • Iron Maiden: A lot of British musicians, led by a slightly hyperactive bassist and a hammy singer. They like to write songs based on books and movies.
  • Michael Jackson: Former Child Star from Indiana singing with an impossibly high voice about either dancing and/or paranoid songs, while showing moves that make him appear to walk backwards while walking forwards.
    • Or: Some dude from Indiana sings in a falsetto voice. Eventually fatherhood and various personal problems distract him from music.
  • Carly Rae Jepsen: Canadian girl most known for her song about maybe calling her. Popularized in America by a massively hated celebrity, she later had a hit duet that nobody remembers.
  • Janis Joplin: A woman from Texas who was better known for her screaming than for her singing. Her two most famous songs were Cover Versions, and one only charted after she died.
  • Japan: Two brothers from London who were physically abused by their brutish father channel their dysfunctions and sadness through music, along with some childhood friends who are perfectly fine with the lead singer brother's fixation with an Asian country. One of these friends was born in Cyprus and succumbed to cancer at the beginning of 2011.
  • Jean Michel Jarre: Guy delivers green aesops through electronic music. His most famous album is named after what we breathe.
  • Jefferson Airplane: A bunch of people from San Francisco who really trip out during The Sixties. One of their most famous songs is about a character in Alice in Wonderland.
    • Jefferson Starship: Several members of the above band stop tripping out in the 70s.
    • Starship: The second band above minus one of its members.
  • Jellyfish: A drummer and a keyboard player, both childhood friends and music students from a town near San Francisco, form a melodic pop/rock band with a revolving lineup which at one time includes the keyboardist's brother on bass. They write and play a lot of music that has their own unique style, but reminiscent of music from The Sixties and The Seventies. The drummer sings lead in front of the stage while playing drums standing up. They play vintage instruments, can sing nice harmonies and are known to go overboard in the studio. They have an aquatic name and wear colorful, loud, outdated clothes, also from The Sixties and The Seventies. Once wrote a mini-Rock Opera about Super Mario Bros. for a Nintendo tribute album.
  • Jethro Tull: A very hairy, hopping woodwind player in silly clothes forms a band with lots of lineup changes, writes rock operas about disgruntled boy poets pondering the meaning of life and the metaphysical adventures of dead train riders, names homeless people after oxygen tanks, and sings about living in a farm in Scotland. His band's music is eclectic and the lyrics very literary for rock music. He and his band, whose name is often confused with the singer's name itself, play lots of concerts, and they even unexpectedly beat the band of Californians and a Dane mentioned later for a prestigious award in The Eighties.
  • Jimi Hendrix: Ex-paratrooper who played his guitar upside down. Did covers of the US national anthem and a song from a folk singer. One of his most popular songs was misheard so many times he started actually singing it instead.
  • John Peel: Radio DJ, and Liverpool Football Club supporter, who often played records at the wrong speed, and used a fancy stage name.
    • And who began his radio career by convincing some Dallas natives he knew the most famous band in Liverpool. Also helped to break said band in Texas and covered the JFK assassination before moving onto Oklahoma City, then back to England and pirate radio before becoming one of the first BBC Radio 1 DJs.
  • John Zorn/Naked City: A saxophonist can't decide what kind of music he wants to play.
  • John Williams: A composer who writes music about space battles, adventurers, and sharks with a taste for raw soylent.
  • Tom Jones: Welsh singer named after an eighteenth century novel. Famous for singing a song about how mad love is and singing two screen songs, one for a film with Peter Sellers and the other for a film with James Bond.
  • Joy Electric: A man with keyboards who started recording in the 90s but apparently wishes he was born a decade or two earlier. He has a home studio full of different synthesizer models, but for a significant chunk of his career he refused to use more than one per album. He also enjoys the challenge of writing pop songs without chords.
  • Judas Priest: A quintet of Brits fronted by a Leatherman who could probably shatter glass with his voice if he tried.
  • Judge Dread: A fat, white British guy who re-writes nursery rhymes, fills them with innuendo and sings them over reggae beats.
  • Justice Yeldham: Australian beans self with plate glass hooked up to contact mic.
  • Kaizers Orchestra: Six guys from Norway channel Tom Waits and write rock songs about war, the Mafia, and mental hospitals, adding a pump organ and oil barrels to the standard guitars-bass-drums-vocals setup. One guy wears a gas mask.
  • Kanye West: A college drop-out with an ego bigger than Antarctica and a loose screw in his head. Embarrassed himself talking about a major disaster, and even more expressing himself about an Award Snub. May or may not be a gay fish.
  • Kate Bush: Weird lady known for art rock songs about literature and history. Her fans believe that every eccentric female artist post-1978 ripped off of her.
    • Or: Bollywood Bjork Mime.
  • Katy Perry: A failed white heterosexual gospel singer kisses a girl while drunk and writes a song about it, and uses weird stuff as lingerie.
  • King Crimson: A bunch of Brits combine rock with a bunch of other genres. The cover of their debut album, which has a similar name as a piece in the Peer Gynt suite, was designed by a person who died right after he finished it.
  • The Kinks: Four British guys headed by two brothers who are aggressive with each other, the older being widely considered the Face of the Band, rip off the "Four Musicians" mentioned above before they switch to a different pop style. The latter of these eras involves the group writing about crossdressers and the downsides of urban life.
  • Kiss: Three New Yorkers and an Israeli paint their faces and wear weird costumes to play while putting basically everything on stage. They also sell out big time, and everyone loves them for it. Later on, they appear in a comic book that you might want to wash your hands after reading.
  • Kitchens of Distinction: A fat, nerdy, balding man with a monotone voice sings about death and how much love sucks.
  • Kokusyoku Sumire: Two Elegant Gothic Lolita s play opera-polka-cabaret. One of them sings in an incredibly high voice.
  • Kool Keith: A New York rapper with a bizarre and often puerile sense of humor who performs under several thousand aliases, calling his music "Pornocore" and "Horrorcore".
  • Korn: A bunch of metalheads who insist on not being tagged as metal, don't use 6-string guitars, and invented one of the most infamous styles of music in music history. Lost a guitarist to religion.
  • Kraftwerk: Four German dudes pretend to be robots (when they aren't singing about how they're Autons).
  • Kyuss: Several stoners from the California desert, named after a Dungeons & Dragons character. The guitarist was a lanky ginger kid who played his guitar an octave lower 'cos it sounded cool. He later started another band with some nutter who liked to play bass naked.
  • Lady Antebellum: Country group most known for their song about a booty call.
  • Lady Gaga: Millionaire who gets her clothes from a dumpster is paid to sing about monsters.
  • Mario Lanza: American tenor whose parents were immigrants takes up a common Italian name (predating a plumber by at least thirty years) with his mother's maiden name. Portrayed the Neapolitan tenor above on the silver screen.
  • Lapfox Trax: Canadian furry makes electronic music using TONS of aliases.
  • Led Zeppelin: Four British musicians who wrote lots of songs based on J. R. R. Tolkien, lost a drummer who choked on his own vomit, and won't reform because their singer loathes their most recognizable tune.
    • Or: Four British sex fiends screw up old blues songs, tell people they did it on purpose, and end up inventing one of the most controversial sub-genres of music in history.
  • Limp Bizkit: Self-deprecating Nu Metal and Punk Rap band known for live performances in which the vocalist emerged from a giant toilet and calling themselves "the worst band in the world" in interviews.
  • Linkin Park: Six men who can't decide what genre they belong to and go from angsty rock ballads to angsty Nu Metal. Have two singers, one only raps and another screams a lot.
  • The Living Tombstone: A guy from Israel who got popular by remixing My Little Pony, as well as songs pertaining to various months, cupcakes made from firearms, and lab rats.
  • Liz Phair: Indie artist whose famous album included songs about fellatio and sexual promiscuity. Later hated by critics and indie kids for making a pop rock album.
  • Lonely Island: That weird guy from Saturday Night Live and Hot Rod gets together with his two buddies that wrote and produced for both of those works to create weird joke songs about jizzing your pants and being on a boat.
  • Lordi: Finnish members of the KISS Army dress like a Nordic version of GWAR, perform catchy hard rock, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Or, rather, the Eurovision Song Contest, which is usually the provenance of safe soft pop music.
  • Lords of Acid: Band sings about sex. A lot.
  • Los Bravos: Four Spaniards and a German who sounds like a country singer rip off The Beatles. Their biggest hit, which is also their only American hit, is a highly upbeat Breakup Song with a color being itself in the title.
  • Lupe Fiasco: Nerdy black poet raps about everything from robots to skateboard to food and liquor. "Hip hop saved his life."
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd: Six guys from Florida with Xtreme Kool Letterz write songs about the Deep South and avian liberty. Many of the members were killed in a plane crash.
  • M.I.A.: Sri Lankan musician who raps over drum machines and drops anvils about politics. Her most famous song's title refers to a popular form of origami.
  • Machinae Supremacy: Swedish nerds mix power metal with chiptunes and sing about video games and self-empowerment. They also cover pop songs and make them drastically different.
  • Macklemore: A pug-faced nobody from Seattle somehow tops the pop charts by rapping about wearing old people's clothes and homosexuality. Always gives credit to his producer even though nobody cares about him.
  • Madness: Seven guys from Camden town who wrote songs about buying condoms and their school uniforms.
  • Madonna: A woman from Michigan who built her career in getting Moral Guardians upset.
  • Gustav Mahler: German-speaking Bohemian Jew writes pieces nearly twice as long as Beethoven's.
  • The Mamas and the Papas: A man (who will later molest his own daughter) leaves his wife for a bratty teenager. They team up with a fat lady and a drunken Canadian to drop acid and take turns breaking each other's hearts in four-part harmony. They sing about a day of the week and a state.
  • Man or Astro-man?: Some guys from Alabama pretend to be aliens and play instrumental songs.
  • Henry Mancini: Jazz pianist-turned-film/TV composer who wrote a driving jazz theme song for TV, a song about jewel thefts depicted by a saxophone, etc.
  • Manfred Mann: Four Brits and a South African who named their band after the South African anyway against the drummer's request. Their biggest hit was originally recorded the same year by a forgotten girl group.
    • Manfred Mann's Earth Band: South African forms a band in The Seventies that sounds remarkably like their contemporaries. Their biggest hit was a Bruce Springsteen cover that has a famous Mondegreen.
    • The Manfreds: The original band above sans the South African.
  • Maroon Five: Californians named after a crayon (and previously, garden work) sing about sex. After a hit single about a sexagenarian's dance moves, ditch instruments for a poppier sound.
    • Adam Levine: The band's egotistical lead singer, with the voice of a frog, a pechant for taking his clothes off, and a job as a talent judge.
    • The Payphone music video: Lead singer get caught in bank shooting. Singer get mistaken for shooter by the police. He later steals a car from a rapper.
  • Marilyn Manson: Outcast from Florida randomly decides he wants to be a shockrocker, is successful, and then has his intelligence and art belittled because he's too weird for his own good.
  • Bruno Mars: Hawaiian guy can't decide what genre he should stick to. His most famous song is about doing something dangerous for a woman that hates him.
    • Grenade: Guy claims he'll catch explosives for a woman that dumped him.
    • The Lazy Song: Guy becomes a lazy slob.
  • Marvin Gaye: A guy who started out as a sideman drummer, did not write many of his own songs, feuded with his record company, and went bankrupt. Also, had really serious conflicts with his father.
  • Mastodon: Four guys from Atlanta with unusual voices play metal songs about Moby-Dick, Rasputin, and drug-addicted woodcutters.
  • Maxibacon: Two full-grown men wave Wii remotes at a computer and blabber incoherently.
  • Mazelna Kiken: A zebra-headed street performer who talks way too fast.
  • Meat Loaf: Fat guy from Texas sings ten minute long mini-operas with silly lyrics about sex, cars, having sex in cars, crashing cars and occasionally motorcycles.
  • The Megas: Four guys from LA remix songs from an NES game using rock instruments and give personalities to fictional characters that previously had little to no personality through their songs.
  • Melt Banana: A hyperactive Japanese girl yelps out random words while her band bashes their instruments.
  • The Melvins: Two guys who didn't let Kurt Cobain into their band and can't hold on to a bassist name themselves after a grocery store clerk.
  • Men At Work: Five guys from the Land Down Under write a song about it.
  • Men Without Hats: A group of men from Quebec likes to dance without their friends. Because their friends don't dance and if they don't dance well, they are no friends of them.
  • Metallica: Three Californians and a Dane who got together during The Eighties and changed their musical style and haircuts (to the chagrin of the fandom) in The Nineties. Their drummer made a total ass of himself about file sharing. Fans are divided as to the exact moment when they Jumped the Shark, but even the band admits that they wish they could just pretend that their ninth album never happened.
  • Giacomo Meyerbeer: German-Jewish composer who sucks at writing operas in his native tongue goes to Italy, changes his name, and rips off Rossini. Later he moves to Paris, where he stages operas in a style for which he is synonymous.
  • Midori: A Japanese girl wearing a schoolgirl uniform screams while her band plays jazz-punk fusion.
  • Midnight Oil: Some angry Australians shout a lot about environmental and aboriginal issues, and use lots of big words.
  • Midnight Riders: Four guys from Texas who certainly didn't murder anyone from Love Supply make hard rock. They did win the Grammy for Most Pyrotechnics in a Single Concert, though.
  • Miley Cyrus: A thirteen-year old girl moves from the country to Hollywood, gets a TV show with her father which resembles her real life (at least, the one she has after the show becomes popular), and sings songs about leading a normal life in Hollywood. Her mistakes become fodder for the tabloids, and growing up in public becomes controversial. She soon dresses like a Winged Humanoid, dates a handsome Australian boy, decides to become a sexualized/insane party animal and rides on construction equipment naked.
  • Mindless Self Indulgence: A quartet from New York who can't decide what genre their playing. The original bassist left and was replaced by Gerard Way's wife.
  • Moby Grape: Five guys from San Francisco sing about girls on two-wheel road vehicles, cities in Nebraska, characters from French literature and other weird stuff while apparently attracting a cult following of stoners.
  • Modest Mouse: An indie rock band fronted by a guy who has the same name as a British army officer who died in the War Of 1812, sings like Brak with a lisp, and tends to write Word Salad Lyrics. Kidz Bop covered their most famous song (which shares its name with a one-hit wonder song from 1977), and their most famous member joined pretty late in their career and is known for playing guitar in some British band from the eighties.
  • The Monkees: Fake Band formed for a TV show that consists of a TV actor whose career involved the circus, a British guy who gave up horse racing for the musical stage, a folk singer from the East coast, and a Texas hillbilly who wears a thick green piece of winter clothing.
  • The Monks: American ex-GIs in Germany start a rock band and try to become the antithesis of their contemporaries, the Beatles. Only recorded one album before they broke up, and they only got away with that album because their German audience didn't know or care what they were actually singing about.
  • Monte Cazazza: A misanthrope who likes to gift his friends with dead cats on fire releases two albums within a 45 year career of avoiding attention. He is credited with naming a genre that no longer resembles his music at all.
  • Motorhead: A group of Mean Brits led by a singer who despite disadvantaged looks holds the record of groupies banged. Their biggest hit revolves around cards.
  • Mott the Hoople: Five Brits who had their first album's title changed by their record company, then almost broke up before the androgynous rock star above gave them one of his songs.
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A boy flirts with an ill-fated princess while his father takes him on tour. When he grows up, he writes about harems, seducers, and birdcatchers.
  • Muse: A British guitarist with an interest in space and the paranormal writes over-the-top alternative/progressive rock and plays it with two of his friends.
  • Murray Gold: A composer who writes music about time travel.
  • Modest Mussorgsky: Russian alcoholic whose most famous works include a musical depiction of a witches' Sabbath, a museum exhibit, and Russian history.
  • My Bloody Valentine: Two Irish guys, one with an unpronounceable name, and two British girls form a band. They play at ear-shattering volumes, mix everything into a huge wall of sound, and stare at their own shoes.
  • My Chemical Romance: Four guys from New Jersey create music tangentially related to their LARP campaigns.
  • "My Jeans": A song by a 12-year-old girl who feels a great urge to buy a pair of pants. The video features her driving a car even though she isn't the right age to do so.
  • New Order: Four nightclub owners from Manchester. They were in a band with a really charismatic singer, but he killed himself. One of them asked his girlfriend to play the keyboards, and they decided to keep playing since they weren't qualified to do anything else.
  • Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds: A stick-figure man angsts about God and love for twenty-seven years while musicians constantly join and leave his backing band.
  • Nightwish: Opera singer joins Finnish heavy metal band, writes Gothic Word Salad Lyrics filled with Faux Symbolism and Disney references.
  • Nine Inch Nails: Former junkie gets mad and decides to play lots of instruments in a way that makes them sound like factory machines. He wins a Grammy for saying "fist fuck" and an Oscar for composing about a geek who got sued a lot. One of his songs is now more associated with a guy much older than him.
  • Nirvana: Two guys from Washington and an Ohioan who wrote noisy, simple music with weird lyrics and even weirder titles.
  • The Notorious BIG: An obese man from New York who could rhyme well, but only released one album before somebody killed him.
  • Noise Music: An atonal, dissonant racket made of whatever can be found that somehow gets passed off as music.
  • Neutral Milk Hotel: A bunch of weirdos sing about the vocalist's love for Anne Frank. Worshipped by other weirdos.
  • Ninja Sex Party's Dinosaur Laser Fight: A delusional unitard-and-cape-clad Jew and his sociopathic mute friend serenade a class with a happy, upbeat song about earth's first school shooting.
  • Oasis: Five British musicians, led by two brothers who fight with everyone, including themselves. Have an unhealthy obsession with the "Four musicians from Northern England".
  • The Offspring: Guy with an MD in biology gets along with three other guys to write angry and snarky music. A part of their fandom met them driving dangerously.
  • Oingo Boingo: Eight Southern Californians spin paranoid, often psychedelic musical fantasies in a vaguely multicultural style. Their leader later becomes a movie composer often collaborating with a specific director.
  • One Direction: Four British guys and an Irish that are known for singing Silly Love Songs replicate Beatlemania nearly 50 years later.
  • The Only Ones: A squeaky-voiced heroin addict, a balding punk rocker, a relic from the sixties and a man who looks like a vulture perform songs about love, drugs, a love of drugs and drug-addled love.
  • Oomph!: An industrial metal band of 40-something Germans. They wear lots of dark make-up and write songs about hide-and-go-seek and jumping off the roof while sleep walking. Their music videos are often either fairy tales or obscure with no relation to the lyrics see the music video for "Traumst du".
  • Operation Re-Information / Wizard Master: A programmer and his friends play music using computer keyboards with straps so they can be worn like guitars.
  • Opeth: Five Swedes decide that what death metal really needs is more Hammond Organ and jazz guitar and make many music videos that appear to be set in abandoned Victorian mansions.
  • Owl City: A man-child and his syntheziter create Word Salad Lyrics. He becomes a huge two-hit wonder with a song about insects, then a duet with another two-hit wonder who in her other hit, maybe got called. Both artists on the duet are remembered mostly for their one solo hit rather than the duet.
  • P : A guy who can't sing recruits Johnny Depp to play guitar and Flea to play bass. River Phoenix dies the night they play.
  • Pairs : An Australian singer who can barely carry a tune and a Chinese guitarist who's still learning how to play. Their recordings sound cheaply done and their videos, even cheaper.
  • Panic! at the Disco: A quartet from Las Vegas who can't decide if it wants to be Fall Out Boy or The Beatles and are heavily known for looking very feminine and enacting in lots of Faux Yay. Their biggest hit featured the singer dressed as a Johnny Depp character.
  • Pantera: A group of former hair metal guys who hired a manly singer and changed entirely in The Nineties, creating the Groove Metal genre at the same time.
  • Passenger of Shit: Hardcore electronica's Garbage Post Kid.
  • Pearl Jam: A bunch of Washington musicians, led by a singer with a distinctive and at times incomprehensible style. At a certain point, decided to alienate their fanbase. They had a number 2 hit with a cover of a 60s one-hit wonder.
  • Peter Frampton: A big-haired ginger who became famous for a talking guitar.
  • The Pillows: Three Japanese guys try really hard to make 90's grunge sound upbeat, although before that they made jazzy lounge-pop.
  • Pink Floyd: First: British musician gets stoned and writes songs. Then: Another British musician thinks about past and present annoyances and writes songs. Finally: A third British musician tries writing happier songs.
  • PJ Harvey: A weird woman performing alternative rock songs that are both wild and sensual without being sleazy, but are actually lovely to listen to.
  • Prince: A short guy from the Midwest writes and performs songs about Sex in a falsetto voice all the while wearing feminine outfits. Later changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, forcing the media to resort to referring to him by an extremely long name.
    • Prince's Associates: Same guy releases songs with different lead singers while not crediting himself anywhere on the record.
  • The Prodigy: Bunch of ex-acid house ravers from Essex fronted by two men called Keith.
    • Or: British guys sing about fire.
  • A Place To Bury Strangers: 3-piece band turns off the lights and plays nightmarish music at ear-shattering volumes.
  • The Police: A drummer with a large ego forms a three piece, recruiting a bassist with an even larger ego, and a quiet but nice guitarist. They make songs about prostitutes, social inequality and Soviet Russia.
    • Stewart Copeland: The drummer from the said band goes on to make soundtracks with a synthesizer. Better than it sounds. Made a lot of gamers happy.
    • Sting: Said bassist with a huge ego writes weird music and decides to give his money to other people.
  • The Protomen: A group of musicians from Nashville, Tennessee join forces to create a Dystopian Rock Opera based off of a series of NES games that originally contain virtually no storyline whatsoever. They then proceed to act out as if it was real and they're a handful of the few rebelling citzens.A ten-piece group, half of which changed out between the first and second albums and one of which is a robot.
  • Porcupine Tree: British guy who really likes Pink Floyd starts recording psychedelic rock and attributing it to a forgotten psychedelic band from the 70s on his own, hires a few other musicians, who end up deciding they like Radiohead and Opeth and start playing a strange mix of psychedelic rock, alternative rock, prog metal, with the occasional electronica/post-rock influence. Rush and King Crimson members appear sometimes.
  • Psy: K-Pop star becomes world famous with a silly YouTube song that has a silly dance.
  • Primus: Two guys from California team up with a drummer from North Carolina to play discordant funk metal (mostly) with complex slap-bass and bizarre lyrical content. A clear influence from The Residents is audible.
  • Queen: A guy with an ABD in astrophysics joins forces with a flamboyantly gay singer to write mini-rock operas about riding a bicycle. Over 30 years later he gets that PhD.
    • "Bohemian Rhapsody": One of their songs, wherein a condemned murderer who feels no remorse for his crime wangsts about not being a Karma Houdini.
  • Radiohead: Angsty British band, broke out after a song of theirs became a hit in Israel, at a certain point decided to shift into weird music, and later got into a feud with Miley Cyrus.
  • Rage Against the Machine/ Street Sweeper Social Club: A political rapper joins forces with a guitarist who sometimes mistakes his axe for a turntable.
  • Rammstein: Six Germans with a fire fetish.
  • The Ramones: An authoritarian Republican, baseball card collector and horror movies fan, a left-wing six-feet-ten Jewish geek with OCD, a bipolar German heroin addict and their Hungarian high-school friend become models for generations to come (by making two-minute songs about sniffing glue and hitting people with bats) while not achieving commercial success until the band broke up... 20 years later.
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers: Four shirtless Californians who like to sing about sex and their state.
  • Red House Painters: A bunch of guys play long, drawn out, slow songs about how much life sucks. Known to cause depression in listeners.
  • Lou Reed: The former lead singer of a band affiliated with the Warhol Factory and bananas. Made an album which only consisted of 64 minutes of white noise. Along with a guy listed near the bottom of this page, contributes inspiration for the peaceful overthrow of Communism in Czechoslovakia.
  • Relient K: a rock band that sings Silly Love Songs and the occasional Christian rock song. They've lost all but two of the original members over the years, but ever time someone quits, they're quickly replaced.
  • REM: Band named after a type of sleep. Took their most famous album name from the sign on a local restaurant. Has a hit where nobody understands the lyrics. Sang songs about a radio station, rivers, train drivers, a dead comedian, and were generally so melancholy that the singer in another band had one of their CDs in his stereo when he shot himself.
  • REO Speedwagon: A bunch of college students from Illinois get together to make power-ballads.
  • The Residents: Four anonymous guys from Louisiana wearing eyeball masks and making music that is both funny and a test to your endurance.
    • Alternatively: A group of people nobody knows make music so obscure even they sometimes forget it exists.
  • Rhapsody of Fire: Italian band tells an Epic Fantasy saga through Symphonic Metal
  • Rihanna: A chick from Barbados sings songs about sex and love while wearing very little.
    • The "Diamonds" music video: Bizarre imagery is shown for some reason.
  • Rilo Kiley: Pinsky from Salute Your Shorts and the girl for Troop Beverly Hills and The Wiz become indie darlings.
  • Rod Stewart: A hard rocker makes increasingly mellow music until he becomes a standards singer full-time. Married a woman much younger than him and (according to an urban legend) had semen pumped from his stomach.
  • The Rolling Stones: Four British musicians tough to kill and/or retire.
  • Ronnie James Dio: A middle-aged New Hampshirite with a heroic tenor fit for Wagner fronts a few metal acts, invents a new hand gesture and sings a lot of songs about rainbows.
  • Gioachino Rossini: A lazy genius of an Italian connoisseur born on the twenty-ninth of February constantly reuses his music for his operas, the best-known of which is about a jack-of-all-trades barber who helps a young nobleman obtain the woman he has become enamored with and was written thirty years after its sequel premiered. His other well-known works, most of which are five- to eleven-minute extracts from his other operas, usually get stuck in people's heads.
  • The Royal Guardsmen: Six guys from Florida write songs about a dog from a comic strip.
  • Rufus Wainwright: The gay, bilingual Marty Stu son of two folksingers, with a flair for the dramatic (or more specifically, the operatic). Possesses a voice that could either wreck ships or peel paint, depending on whom you ask. Sings about beverages and vices in his Signature Song.
  • The Runaways: A Dirty Old Man writes creepy songs about teenage girls having lots of sex and assembles a band of actual jailbait to perform them in their underwear.
  • Running Wild: A bunch of German guys singing songs about pirates and history in general. Trope Makers for "Pirate Metal".
  • Rush: Two high school dropouts and a long haired man with an incredibly high voice perform songs about philosophy and Mark Twain books.
  • Sabaton: A band that sings about historical events. And about how tough various Nazi military units were.
  • Schoolyard Heroes: High school buddies write horror-themed songs. Once responded to a Moral Guardian by blaming their behavior on fast food.
  • Franz Schubert: An Austrian choral singer writes over a thousand works before his premature death.
  • Scooter: Techno with singing chipmunks and a German guy screaming random English phrases.
  • The Servotron Robot Allegiance: A group of robots hate you and are afraid of Radio Shack.
  • Sex Pistols: Band managed by a London shopkeeper, who hired the singer because he liked his t-shirt. Had a hit with a song named after the British National Anthem. The only reason that song never became a number one hit was to avoid controversy, so the chart was rigged to keep them out of that position. Bassist couldn't play at all and tended to have his amps turned down. Toured America but it was a bit of a disaster so they broke up.
  • The Shaggs: Four sisters with no musical talent whatsoever.
  • Showbread: Two brothers form a worship band for their church youth group as an excuse to play terrible Nirvana covers, get way into weird punk and theology and change their sound so much they alienate all the fans who thought they were a Metalcore band, along with most of their members. Had two lead vocalists for a time, one of whom was a black guy named Ivory.
  • The Sisters Of Mercy: A snarky British polyglot with a leather fetish implies at length that he really likes drugs, girls, and guns.
  • Slayer: Four Californians go on about Satan despite one of them being Catholic. May be useful in ridding your town of unwanted hippies.
  • Sleigh Bells: A former girl group singer and a former Post-Hardcore guitarist get together to play dance music that abuses dynamic range compression.
  • Slipknot: An 8 person band from Iowa that believes Halloween should be celebrated all year long. Met their lead singer in a porn shop.
    • Stone Sour: The lead vocals and one of the guitarists wear normal clothes occasionally.
  • Skrillex: A long-haired, bespectacled, pale man who performs for entire stadiums with nothing but a MacBook and a drumpad, and is somehow famous.
  • Skyclad: British man who sounds like orc barks out generally angry, misanthropic lyrics that somehow resembles Shakespearian poetry to thrash metal with violins. Also had to cancel tours once because guitarist felt like it was a good idea to jump over the nearest fence while wearing sunglasses.
  • Songs To Wear Pants To: Asian guy asks people what his songs should be about.
  • Sonic Youth: Three guys and a girl from New York who can't sing and can't play music don't tune their guitars before playing and get really popular amongst hipsters.
  • Soundgarden: Rock band named after a sculpture in a Seattle park. Were very popular but not quite as much as two other bands from the same city. Their biggest hit is melancholic, nonsensical and unlike their other work.
    • Audioslave: The lead singer of the above band joins forces with the band of the turntable-guitarist after the rapper ditches them. High point is performing on a country ravaged by a dictatorship.
  • Spandau Ballet: Five guys dress up in kilts and spend their entire career trying to decide what their style should be. Their biggest hit has a name commonly found on tests with two answer choices.
  • Britney Spears: Disney star decides to bare her midriff and show how she's Ready for Lovemaking. Later has a breakdown, shaves her head and adds shots at dissers to her resume.
  • Regina Spektor: Russian girl who sings songs about lost wallets, whacks her piano bench with a drum stick, and pronounces 'better' as 'betow'.
  • Spiritualized: Psychedelic shoegaze complete with trumpets, a gospel choir, and lyrics about life, love, and heavy usage of drugs.
  • Bruce Springsteen: A guy sings about cars, New Jersey, poor people, and people driving cars to deal with the fact that they're poor and in New Jersey. For almost 40 years and counting.
  • Starflyer59: A truck driver lives his dream of starting a rock band, then fails to become a famous rock band. The music is melancholy because the truck driver can't sing fast enough to make happy music. After four albums, he ran out of stuff to write about, so he's been singing about his own life ever since. He's currently up to album number 13.
  • Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam: The British son of a Greek man and a Swedish woman starts off writing pop songs in his teens, then gets sick and becomes a folk singer, making his comeback with an album bearing a phrase used to refer to his penis. In his late twenties he converts to a religion that he takes up as his surname, taking nearly thirty years off in doing so while devoting himself mainly to his faith.
  • Strapping Young Lad: Man with a skullet teams up with a gigantic Texan, a guitarist who always wears the same shirt and a stout bass player to make some of the most influential extreme metal in the 90s and mid 2000s.
  • Igor Stravinsky: Russian musician forced to become a lawyer flees to Paris to stage his ballets, many of which scare its listeners. His best-known ballet caused a massive riot at its premiere and is shown in an animated film from 1940 where it is performed by dinosaurs.
  • Stryper: Four guys dress in tight yellow and black spandex and rock out about how much they love Jesus.
  • Suicide: Two New Yorkers play music vastly unpopular for their time and subsequently get an axe thrown at them.
  • Supertramp: A bunch of Brits, whose first two albums sold so poorly they fired most of the band, sing cynical songs about school, the mental health system, growing up, and each other.
  • Symphony of Science: Autotuned scientists.
  • System of a Down: Four Armenian guys write political music with nigh Indecipherable Lyrics.
  • Taiji Sawada: A Japanese bassist fuses Badass Biker, The Western cowboy style, and Visual Kei. He's kicked out of the first band he goes major with, goes Off The Wagon, has an awful life - but all along the way creates Crowning Music of Awesome and is one of the best slap bassists in the world. He dies of suspicious causes in a third-world backwater of the United States, and only after his death is some of his work truly recognized to be as awesome as it is.
  • Talking Heads: Three guys and a girl from New York. The lead singer wrote a song about a piece of paper and once sang a song to a lamp.
  • Tame Impala: Some Australian kid's home-recording project becomes a band of five people who play music that nobody has listened to in nearly fifty years. They mostly sing about losers.
  • TAS-1000: Canadians find cassette full of messages in their answering machine and decide to make music with it.
  • Tatu: Russian child psychologist hired two fourteen-year-old girls to masquerade as lesbians and make out in the rain. Their biggest international hit was the English version of a song that was originally in Russian.
  • Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky: Russian homosexual whose most famous works involve fairy-tale settings and cannons.
  • Tears For Fears: A pair of emo British teenagers write synthesizer-heavy political songs.
  • Ted Nugent: A very conservative guitarist with a cowboy hat who spends a big part of his concerts talking about politics. Despite being a rocker, he has never taken drugs in his life. He is known to piss off his own fans. He was a member of a one-hit wonder band in the 60s and another popular band from the early 90s.
  • Tenacious D: Well-known Hollywood actor and his bald friend play pastiche rock'n'roll songs, mostly on acoustic guitars.
  • The Living Tombstone: An Israeli fan of tiny sugar-colored horses who makes music appertaining to such things as the month of September, guns made from cakes, and lab rats.
  • They Might Be Giants: A rock band consisting entirely of nerds named either John or Daniel, except for the one guy named Marty. They've got an accordion, a guitar, and a drum machine. Their songs make no sense. It's awesome. Eventually, they started making kids music.
    • Two coffee-addicted nerds write intentionally cryptic, catchy songs, a majority of the narrators of which are probably insane. They leave the meanings of their songs up to the fanbase to argue about.
  • Justin Timberlake: One of the boys from *NSYNC gets famous by his many songs about sexing women up.
  • Tom Waits: An empty soup-can full of wet, rusty nails gets behind a piano and sings.
    • Ol' 55: A man annoys busy morning freeway traffic by driving way too slow.
  • Tool: A bald man from Uncanny Valley, a long-haired drug addict, a man interested in the occult, and another long-haired man who likes to play crotch-bass get together to perform songs about such topics as drug abuse, child abuse, and transcendence. They also make insanely disturbing and mind-screwy stop-motion music videos for some of the songs.
    • Or: Four talented musicians spend most of their career not releasing albums or doing interviews.
    • A Perfect Circle The aforementioned bald Uncanny Valley guy starts a new band with his other band's guitar tech. They're Lighter and Softer than the other band, but still have a whole album about drug abuse. The current lineup also includes a drummer who will play with absolutely anybody, a guitarist who was a founding member of a famous nineties rock band but barely played anything on their commercial breakthrough album, and a bassist no one's ever heard of with the word "Junk" in his last name.
    • In both cases, the bald guy also had a wrestler take his stage name from part of his.
  • Tori Amos: Flame-haired feminist artist who writes songs about rape, masturbating to Jesus, and things that seem to have been the result of drug use. Also re-invents rock songs into piano-driven dirges. Has a crazy, obsessive fanbase and is one of the hugest gay icons in Alternative Rock.
  • The Tornados: A bunch of British guys, one of whom is the father of the alternative/progressive rock guitarist above, and a German perform songs without words. Their most famous song, which is named after a satellite, was written by a gay record producer who had no real talent for music.
  • T. Rex: A band fronted by a guy in a top hat and glitter. Its style devolved over the course of its career, going backwards from long psychedelic songs to Chuck Berry-esque three-minute pop songs. The band is considered to be one of the main influences of Hair Metal. Their biggest hit was revived by a mid-80's supergroup.
  • Toto: A band that played on hundreds of hit records, some of which were their own. They are named after a famous dog and are best known for singing about a continent with mostly black people.
  • Twiztid: Two guys who love horror movies, comics, toys, marijuana and cigarettes rap about being serial killers and wear face paint.
  • U2: Four musicians from Ireland that promote awareness for the Environment.
  • Ultravox: English art students perform a quirky mixture of glam and proto-punk rock in the mid - late 1970s. They lose their leader and are directionless for a spell before picking up a former member of a Scottish boy band. They become a cool synthpop/New Romantic quartet who make iconic music videos and symbolize The Eighties.
    • Alternatively: British band with no definite genre, led most famously by a short, moustached Scotsman who shares his name with an insect. Their most famous discography includes a song about a nuclear meltdown, a hymn about looking for answers, and a song that has the accolade of being Britain's favourite number two.
  • Uriah Heep: British band named after a character in David Copperfield who's had only one Top 40 hit, a bassist who became a member of The 27 Club, and a bunch of people coming and going over the years.
  • Ritchie Valens: Teenager from California combines rock 'n' roll with Latino music, recording one of his most famous songs, originally the B side of a single with another song about his then-girlfriend, entirely in Spanish. Was the youngest person killed in a plane crash that took two other musicians' lives.
  • Van Canto: 5 people make guitar sounds with their mouths instead of playing instruments.
  • Van Halen: A pouty-lipped Jew, a Polish-American, and two biracial immigrant brothers revolutionize pop music with watered-down heavy metal. Their guitarist channels Johann Sebastian Bach by twiddling his fingers really fast. Later on, the pouty Jew is replaced by a guy who doesn't mind getting speeding tickets. Also, the Polish-American's eventual replacement was a teenager. The group denies that they ever did an album with a third singer.
  • Velvet Underground: East Coast band that performs songs about drugs and other nonsense. Famously discovered by Andy Warhol.
  • Giuseppe Verdi: Opera's greatest composer who tried retiring three times — the first after his second opera failed — and just came back. His operas include cursed jesters, replications of famous assassinations and Ancient Egypt.
  • Versailles: Japanese Power Metal band full of pretty boys formed by a singer obsessed with Lestat and a guitarist with a penchant for ballgowns. Known for wearing ridiculously elaborate costumes reminiscent of French aristocracy and having roses literally everywhere. Their first bassist claimed to be an alien until he died of mysterious causes, and he was eventually replaced with a guy who really loves his cat. Also includes a midriff-baring guitarist and a drummer who loves booze a lot.
  • Village People: Interracial disco group (four white, two black) that has each member dressing as a different everyman occupation.
  • Vocaloid: A group consisting of people who don't actually exist.
  • Richard Wagner: German writer heavily in debt takes opera to the extreme, being embraced by the wrong guys and forbidden in Israel. You may frequently hear his works at weddings and in old cartoons.
  • Wall of Voodoo: First line-up: Henry Mancini meets New Wave. Second line up toned down the Mancini aspect, and added more Country. Their only hit was probably a number one hit in the country south of the United States.
  • The Wanted: British-Irish boy band whose only American hit was about being happy that a girl orgasmed. Once their rivals arrived Stateside, it was all over for them.
  • Ween: Two misogynistic, homophobic, racist middle-school buddies get high off household cleaning products and use an 8-track to record songs about tropical fruit and fellatio.
  • Weezer: Four musicians, one of whom is a soccer-loving geek who took 10 years to graduate from Harvard and the other three of whom nobody knows. Originally opened for a band led by Keanu Reeves. Their music videos are mostly famous due to the celebrities in them.
  • Wesley Willis: A diagnosed schizophrenic backed by a Casio drum machine wails nonsense.
  • Whitehouse: Three Englishmen make loud noises and shout offensive things. The frontman cited Yoko Ono as his primary influence.
    • Sutcliffe Jügend: A spinoff group lead by a man whose biggest claim to fame was being in the above band for about three years.
  • Wintersun: Absolutely epic and high-energy album follows the musings of a man lost in the wilderness as he slowly freezes to death.
  • The White Stripes: This rock band has two band members (any rock band worth its salt would have at least three) who were married until 2000. Their last name takes the name of the band. The main singer and instrumentalist does almost all the work, with the girl just bashing drums loudly. They enjoy butchering songs done by other artists. Their most famous song's title can refer to an international military alliance.
  • Wire: Four English art students have fun noodling around with musical instruments, making all kinds of tuneful noise in the process. Suffered a disgraceful pop music period in the late 1980s. A female-led alternative band from The Nineties famously ripped off their sound.
  • WoodenToaster: A guy from Great Britain makes songs about surprisingly eerie weather factories, waking up, and Halloween analogues. These songs are based on a children's show.
  • The World/Inferno Friendship Society: A bunch of drunk anarchists play all kinds of instruments in songs about dead people, psychic powers, and getting into fistfights.
  • X: A couple of poets, a rockabilly musician, and a drummer form a punk band. The poets get married. The band plays songs about their hometown, being broke, and being married. The poets then break up. The band makes a metal record now considered Canon Discontinuity, the rockabilly musician leave, the rockabilly musician returns, and the band keeps playing live shows.
  • X Japan: An effeminate pianist writes speed metal songs about drugs, sex, and murder, sometimes all three at once. The band spent 29 minutes singing about the drummer's Heroic BSOD, and that was before the lead guitarist killed himself in a bizarre incident involving a towel and a doorknob.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic: A man known primarily for parodies of other people's music. His Top 40 hits are from the perspectives of (in order): A parent trying to get the kid to eat, a grunge rocker who'd rather not enunciate, a card-carrying nerd, and a grammarian who's letting off some steam.
  • The Yardbirds: A bunch of guys from London, although most people only remember three guitarists, one of whom formed a band named after a milky substance while another formed the band who screwed up old blues songs. The bassist produced several albums by the British religious convert.
  • Yes: Five Englishmen write songs about vaguely religious gibberish that never end, best known for having a keyboard player who wore a cape and eventually wrote music about dead kings and their wives.
  • Yuki Kajiura: A Gender Bender Expy of the deaf German man up above, pre-deafness, who even grew up in his hometown despite being originally from another continent.
    • See-Saw: Two Japanese women, one of whom was an Office Lady until she Rage Quit, sing love songs with twisted lyrics for the benefit of Humongous Mecha.
    • FictionJunction: A series of ripoffs of the Svengali/Trilby relationship named after a narratological term and a type of civilian infrastructure.
    • Kalafina: Three Elegant Gothic Lolita singers and one insane pianist. Their breakout hit involves screaming the word "oblivious" in Gratuitous English over and over.
  • Yoko Kanno: A Japanese musician writes mainly cartoon soundtracks, and is beloved for it.
  • Frank Zappa: A weird guy from Southern California creates at times insane, genre-defying music inspired by early 20th century avantgarde classical music, jazz, blues and doowop with outrageously funny lyrics attacking politics in sarcastic satire, while at the same writing songs about groupies, motels and tourbuses, who gives his kids weird names, and, despite no significant commercial success, goes on to inspire generations of musicians and the peaceful, intellectual revolution that overthrew the Communist government in Czechoslovakia.
  • ZZ Top: Three homely blondes from Texas sing about lower appendages and find a surprising number of metaphors for the deed.
    • Or: A band famous for not shaving. Ironically, the one member you'd expect to have a beard does not have one.

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