Ween's a band. Ween is Two Guys: Dean Ween and Gene Ween, no relation. They make the songs with the music, the music and the Scotchgard.They're multi-instrumentalists and sometimes the only performers on their albums. Gene is usually the lead singer, and Dean the lead guitarist.Gene announced that he was retiring his "Gene Ween" alter ego and more or less declared the band broken up, much to Dean's surprise. However, they're reuniting for a series of concerts in early 2016.
Principal Members (Founding members in bold):
- Claude Coleman Jr. - drums, vocals (1994-2012, 2016-Present)
- Dave Dreiwitz - bass, vocals (1997-2012, 2016-Present)
- Aaron Freeman (Gene Ween) - lead vocals, guitar (1984-2012, 2016-Present)
- Glenn Mcclelland - keyboards, vocals (1997-2012, 2016-Present)
- Michael "Mickey" Melchiondo (Dean Ween) - guitar, vocals (1984-2012, 2016-Present)
- Andrew Weiss - bass (1994-1997), production (1984-1999, 2003-2007)
- Chris "Cribber" Williams (Mean Ween) - bass, vocals (1989-1994)
Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and Tropes:
- Affectionate Parody: The cover art◊ to The Pod is a parody of the cover of Leonard Cohen's ''The Best of◊ album.
- Album Title Drop: Almost done during "Candi" with the line "Chocolate with cheese." The actual name of the album is "Chocolate and Cheese."
- They do it on "Mononucleosis" from The Pod ("When you came into the Pod, you told me that something was wrong..."). note
- Arc Words: Guava, Weasel, Brown and Boognish, although the latter is more than just a word.
- The Pod has a couple bizarre lyrical motifs. Four songs mention a "pork roll egg and cheese" and three mention Rip Van Winkle.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: "Reggaejunkiejew" is a hurricane of seething insults toward whoever the song is about - including telling the person to overdose on heroin and drop dead - but then there's the significantly less harsh but still rude line, "Maybe some people like to eat it, but I think you're a dick!"
- Black Comedy: They have a few darkly humorous songs, such as "Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)" in which Gene imitates a toddler with the life-threatening disease.
- Black Comedy Rape: Zigzagged. Dean was asked in an interview whether he had any hesitations about writing the line that involves gang rape in "Cover it With Gas and Set it on Fire" and whether it was a rape joke. He clarifies that the joke to the song isn't the rape, but the fact that none of it makes sense; the line in question is "He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang rape" and the following line is "It's an earth chock, war plot, peppermint lasso." Dean sums it up with, "If you think there’s some kind of statement in there, you’re fucking doing more drugs than we were."
- Blatant Lies: On the live album, At the Cat's Cradle 1992, during some stage banter, Dean lists a few songs including "Reggaejunkiejew" and says "We don't play any of those songs live." Right after this, they played "Reggaejunkiejew."
- Bookends: The Mollusk starts and ends with "I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight".
- Brain Bleach: With song titles like "Suckin' Blood from the Devil's Dick," new listeners should keep some handy.
- Broken Record: The phrase, "Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun," is repeated in the background throughout the entirety of "She Fucks Me."
- Captain Obvious: "Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?" gives us the line, "He can't talk because he's a pony."
- Careful with That Axe: YOU FUCKED UP! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
- Cluster F-Bomb: "Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch/Fuck you, you stinkin'-ass ho" and a lot of other songs as well.
- They greeted the world with, "YOU FUCKED UP!! YOU BITCH, YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!! YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKING NAZI WHORE!!" They relied on this a lot early on.
- Part I of "The Stallion" is composed largely of this.
- Contemptible Cover: Zigzagged with Chocolate & Cheese. They originally wanted it to have a "gay sailor theme" but Elektra thought that would be going too far. Yet for a replacement, Elektra suggested a scantily-clad woman in a Ween belt.
- Played straight with the download-only release Craters of the Sac, whose cover art is a closeup of a scrotum.
- Continuity Nod: "Big Jilm" features the line "It's a pleazel, it's a pleazel my weasel," a reference to their earlier tune, "I Gots A Weasel," whose lyrics were based on similar lines.
- Corpsing: Happens occasionally on some of their more lo-fi albums. For example, near the beginning of "Dr. Rock," you can hear Gene laughing and saying "Let's do it again."
- Maybe the most noticeable on "Blackjack" and "Right to the Ways and the Rules of the World."
- A Day in the Limelight: In addition to the songs on which Dean is the lead singer, some guitar solos are played by Gene, such as "The Stallion (Part 3)."
- Deadpan Snarker: Both have their moments. Especially noticeable on the At the Cat's Cradle, 1992 live album in which Dean sees the much smaller crowd compared to their previous concert at the venue and quips, "We must have been really good last time we were here." Later, on the same album, Dean plays a very long, very noisy guitar solo in an early version of "Buckingham Green" and once it ends, Gene asks the crowd, "Wanna hear it again?"
- Digital Piracy Is Evil: Inverted, for the most part. They have actually encouraged the use of fan torrents like browntracker for those who want digital copies of their live songs as well as their now-rare home demos/albums like The Crucial Squeegie Lip and Axis: Bold As Boognish, though they haven't advocated piracy of their studio releases. Dean also runs Ween Radio, an Internet radio stream where fans can request songs and listen to obscure, unreleased, and/or live songs in addition to songs found on their studio albums.
- Does Not Like Shoes: Both Dean and Gene, and most of the other members in the band's history, during shows.
- Epic Rocking: When playing live, they've been known to do 30+ minute renditions of songs that are only a fraction of that length on the album and Dean Ween plays noticeably extended solos. It is also not uncommon for their concerts to last three or more hours.
- "Nicole" and "L.M.L.Y.P." from GodWeenSatan are both around nine minutes. The version of "Monique the Freak" on Craters of the Sac is just above the 10 minute mark. "Woman and Man" is 10:48.
- Everything Is an Instrument: "Never Squeal" features a chainsaw solo.
- Those beeping noises that solo for a while in "Reggaejunkiejew?" A Simon game.
- Food Porn: "Pollo Asado"
- Genre-Busting: Every kind of music and noise.
- Genre Roulette
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Dean and Gene have been best friends since middle school and donned stage names that would suggest they're brothers.
- "I Am" Song: The STALLION (mang)!
- Indecipherable Lyrics: In some songs like "The Stallion (Part 2)," "Mourning Glory," and "Poopship Destroyer," there are lines that are so hard to make out that even the official lyrics replace some words with question marks.
- "My Own Bare Hands" devolves into Dean spewing absolute nonsense constructed only partly out of swears.
- Intentionally Awkward Title: The first album, God-Ween-Satan: The Oneness, is itself an example, and gives us: "Licking the Palm for Guava", "Mushroom Festival in Hell", "Marble Tulip Juicy Tree", "Squelch the Weasel", and "L.M.L.Y.P." ("Let Me Lick Your Pussy")
- Way on the hardcore side, we have "Put the Coke on My Dick", "Suckin' the Blood from the Devil's Dick" and "She Fucks Me".
- Intercourse with You
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: "She Wanted to Leave," " It's Gonna Be (Alright)"
- Last Note Hilarity: During the outro of "It's Gonna Be A Long Night," Dean wails loudly while the instruments play an extremely over-the-top Big Rock Ending. Considering the song itself is a tribute to Motörhead, it's likely just another part of the joke.
- The Killer in Me: "Buenas Tardes Amigos"
- Letters 2 Numbers: The band has songs with titles like "Pumpin' 4 The Man" and "Don't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy)." They also substitute "You" with "U" frequently, such as "Can U Taste The Waste?" and "Loving U Thru It All." This is probably done as a Shout-Out to Prince, one of the band's primary influences.
- Lyrical Dissonance: Never more so than when they write one of the prettiest tunes you've ever heard and fill it with Incredible Vulgarity.
- Man of a Thousand Voices: Gene Ween. His vocal range is so broad it's almost mindblowing to listen to Chocolate And Cheese when you realize yes, that's him doing the Jim Morrison style vocals on "Take Me Away," the bizarre growling of "I Can't Put My Finger On It," the Mexican speaking in "Buenas Tardes, Amigo," the country drawl of "Drifter in the Dark," and the falsetto soul singing of "Freedom of '76." And that's just five songs on one album.
- Gene pulls off a shockingly perfect Prince imitation on "L.M.L.Y.P.".
- Mind Screw: They actually use the phrase in "Marble Tulip Juicy Tree," making them possibly the Trope Namer. It also happens in a lot of their songs, such as "Mourning Glory."
- Miniscule Rocking: GodWeenSatan: The Oneness is mostly this, being their most punk-influenced album. There's also the live-only "Cover It With Gas And Set It On Fire" that usually clocks in at about a minute and a half.
- Misogyny Song: Played With in "Piss Up a Rope," which appears to be a harsh breakup song with sexist lines like "On your knees you big booty bitch start sucking." Surprisingly enough, Dean claims he wrote the song for his wife.
- Murder Ballad: "Buenas Tardes, Amigo"
- Narcissist: The Stallion.
- Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly: But it works, when it's not noise.
- New Sound Album: While most of their albums tend to experiment with several different genres, it's fairly easy to tell which album a song is from. GodWeenSatan is mainly punk, hard rock, and metal, The Pod has mostly slow songs with distorted vocals, 12 Golden Country Greats is nothing but country music, The Mollusk has a nautical theme, etc.
- Noise Rock: Also Noise Pop, Noise Country ("Piss Up A Rope" has a breakdown that would be a good example), Noise Jazz, Noise Reggae ("Voodoo Lady"), Noise Ragtime, Noise Classical, Noise Easy Listening, Noise R & B, and Noise Noise.
- Non-Indicative Name: 12 Golden Country Greats has 10 tracks.
- Alternatively, this may refer to the twelve golden country greats who form Ween's backing band on the album. Or even the fact that they recorded 12 songs, but two were left off the album and used as B Sides.
- Overly Long Gag: At the beginning of "Wayne's Pet Youngin'," rather than counting to 4 like most bands, Dean counts to 25, even though the song is in 4/4.
- In "The Stallion (Part 2)," Gene Ween randomly starts singing the alphabet only to spell "stallion" once he gets to "S-T." ("A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N I am the stallion mang!")
- Rhyming with Itself: "Puffy Cloud":Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
Cause Deaner and I smoke too much pot
- "Sesame Street" Cred: "Ocean Man", the ending theme of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
- On top of that, Ween also wrote and recorded "Loop de Loop" for a SpongeBob episode.
- Shaped Like Itself: "A friend's a friend who knows what being a friend is!"
- Shout-Out: White Pepper efficiently references two of The Beatles' LPs—and, possibly, a classic photograph by Edward Weston—in addition to extending the band's long-standing obsession with the edible.
- Siamese Twin Songs: "Licking the Palm for Guava" and "Mushroom Festival in Hell." Not only do both songs fade into each other on the album, but they were usually performed together live.
- Something Completely Different: Pretty much all of their songs; as one critic put it, it's like every track on Chocolate and Cheese was recorded by a different band.
- They're typically so eclectic that 12 Golden Country Greats was Something Completely Different by virtue of having stylistic cohesion.
- Song of Song Titles: "L.M.L.Y.P." directly lifts most of lyrics from Prince's "Shockadelica" and the rap from "Alphabet St."
- Stage Name: Dean Ween's real name is Michael "Mickey" Melchiondo, Jr.; Gene Ween's is Aaron Freeman.
- Stealth Parody: While their genre parodies tend to be more obvious, they have a couple of these as well. For example, "Buckingham Green" almost sounds like a serious song rather than a satire of Progressive Rock. The biggest clue that particular song isn't serious is kind of an esoteric local reference: Despite the dramatic-sounding music and cryptic fantasy-based lyrics, the Buckingham Green they refer to is a Pennsylvania strip mall.
- Step Up to the Microphone: Some songs like "Awesome Sound," "The Blarney Stone," and "I'm In The Mood To Move" feature Dean Ween on vocals.
- "Little Birdy" is the only song with lead vocals by sometimes-bassist Mean Ween.
- The Live at Stubb's rendition of "Put the Coke on My Dick" features lead vocals by Claude Coleman Jr, Ween's drummer. The same live album also features a cover of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher", also sung by Claude.
- The demo version of "It's Gonna Be A Long Night" features bassist Dave Dreiwitz on lead vocals.
- Straw Fan: Their live-only song, "Leave Deaner Alone," is about this.
- Studio Chatter: GodWeenSatan: The Oneness is full of talking before, after, and sometimes during the songs.
- The actual first words on their first album are Dean's "'You Fucked Up', by Ween."
- Surreal Humor
- Take That: The rarity, "I Hate The Smiths (And Steven Morrissey)."
- Several of their early songs seem to be Take Thats directed at personal acquaintances — "Reggaejunkiejew" was apparently about a real-life freeloading, dreadlocked, Jewish heroin addict who the band didn't appreciate coming into their social circle.
- They even delivered a couple Take Thats to Pizza Hut, of all things. Pizza Hut had a jingle contest and Ween wrote a brief song called "Where'd the Cheese Go?" When Pizza Hut gave them negative feedback on it, they sent in another jingle named "Bitch, Where'd the Motherfucking Cheese Go At?", which was essentially the same song, only with obscenities thrown into nearly every line. In the All Request Live version of the song, they had a more subtle one that talked about going to Papa John's (one of Pizza Hut's main competitors) to get some cheese.
- The Cover Changes the Meaning: Their cover of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" sounds like an honest attempt at a note-for-note cover with some of the lyrics in the wrong order at first. Then there's the new chorus: "Sing us a song, you're the piano man/Put some coke on my dick tonight!"
- Theme Naming: Dean Ween, Gene Ween, and their former bassist, Mean Ween. In his side project, Moistboyz, Dean is known as Mickey Moist and singer Guy Heller is known as Dickie Moist.
- Trademark Favorite Food: The Pod contains no less than four songs with references to pork roll, egg, and cheese: "Frank", "Awesome Sound", "She Fucks Me", and "Pork Roll Egg and Cheese".
- Nearly every album has at least one song that mentions guava, or has it in its title.
- They also seem to have a thing for bacon; "Awesome Sound" mentions a "pork roll egg cheese and bacon," "Freedom of '76" has a line about a bacon steak, and "Even If You Don't" has a line about bacon.
- The Something Song: The HIV Song: "Da da, da Da da da da Da! Dada Dada Da Da Da Dun Dun Dun Da Da Dada dada dun. AIDS. Da da, da Da da da da Da! Dada Dada Da Da Da Dun Dun Dun Da Da Dada dada dun. HIV." repeat.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone: Co-directed the music video for "Even If You Don't."
- Villain Song: "Object," about a serial killer.
- Wham Line: In Buenas Tardes, Amigo — a song about a man hunting down his brother's murderer:Now... now that I've found you
On this most joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth I'll never have to say.
- Underboobs: Prominently featured on the cover to Chocolate And Cheese.
- Verbal Tic: "Fat Lenny" is built around this. The song title is dropped over 30 times in under two minutes.
- Word Salad Lyrics: Several examples on every album. Would be True Art Is Incomprehensible if it weren't so obvious that they were doing it for the humor value.
- Younger Than They Look: While Gene is six months older than Dean, he looked quite a bit older in the band's later years due to his thinning, grey hair and receding hairline in contrast do Dean's full head of brown hair. The fact that Gene did harder drugs longer and more frequently than Dean didn't help things, either; the reason he quit the band, in fact, was that being in it wasn't helping him to stay sober.
- Your Mom: From the live-only "Leave Deaner Alone":You're like a little fucking puppy dog for me to abuse
Asking me what strings do I like to use
I use nickel-wound doodie when I wanna rock
And I buy 'em from your mother when she's sucking my cock