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Rock: …are you mad?
Revy: Not even close! I'm fucking pissed! Anyone but you, this would have been a bloodbath!
Black Lagoon, "Snow White's Payback"

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"Goddamnit, where the Hell is Jack? Fucking chickenshit! Fuck it! Fuck it! Shit! Fuck it! Shit!"
Some Mook, Violence Jack - Harlem Bomber

"Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest! Fuck that guy! Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys! We'll find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT! I'M TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED!"

Motherfucker needs to motherfucking chillax before he has a motherfucking stroke!

All I could hear were screams, sobbing, and “Fuck!” Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The profanities were flying as thick as the bullets.

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Jack From Jupiter: No, no, nononononono! They're not going to fucking do me like this! Butcher and his sick fucking crew of freaks, they're fucking fucking fucking fucking NOT!
A-Train: That's a lot of fucking.
Jack From Jupiter: Fuck you!

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Sheriff Root: SON OF A FUCKING WHORE! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING? FUCK THIS FUCK!

Nicky Cavella: Fuck you, dad. An' fuck you, mom. Fuck you, Karen. You pointless bitch. Fuck you, Uncle Jimmy. Fuck you, Auntie Mo, you big fat fuckin cunt. Fuck you, Kai, an' all your dead brats alongside you. Fuck you, Jackie. Fuck you, Don Massimo Cesare, you pussy—the Punisher did us all a favor when he blew your fuckin' old head off. Fuck you, Ink, an' fuck you, Pittsy. A lotta use you two pricks turned out to be. Fuck you' Castle. I ain't finished with you yet, not by a long way.

Fucking Films

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
Frank Booth, Blue Velvet

"Flaming Dragon? Ok… fuckface. First, take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again, otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
…find out who that was."
Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder

"Fuck fuck fuck! Mother mother fuck! Mother mother fuck fuck! Noinch noinch noinch!"

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You're cool! And fuck you, I'm out!"
Scarface, Half Baked

"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity, fuck fuck fuck!"

Pete: What's that fucking noise? it's four in the fucking morning.
Ed: It's Saturday.
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?!
Ed: Fuck 'ya!

Rental Agency Clerk: (cheerfully) Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal Page: (softly) Yes.
Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want. A fucking car. Right. Fucking. Now!
Clerk: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Clerk: Oh, boy...
Neal: "Oh, boy" what?
"Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?"
Elvira, Scarface

Lionel: Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.
Prince Albert: Oh, bugger off!
Lionel: Is that the best you can do?
Prince Albert: Well… bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard.
Lionel: Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.
Prince Albert: Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Lionel: Yes!
Prince Albert: Shit!
Lionel: Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
Prince Albert: Because I'm angry!
Lionel: Do you know the f-word?
Prince Albert: F… f… fornication?
Lionel: Oh, Bertie.
Prince Albert: Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!
Lionel: Yes…
Prince Albert: Balls, balls….
Lionel: …you see, not a hesitation!
Prince Albert: …fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and… tits.

Really? Well guess fuckin' what? I don't really fuckin' care. You want to know fuckin' why? Because I don't fuckin' live in the fuckin' world, I live in fuckin' New York City, so go fuck yourself!
Henry Hackett, The Paper

Shut up, cunt! You louse. You got some fucking neck. Retired? Fuck off. You're revolting. Your fucking suntan… you're like leather. Like a leather man. You could make a fuckin' suitcase, a hold-all. You look like a fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fuckin' Idi Amin. State of you… you should be ashamed of yourself. Who d'you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? You think this is the Wheel of Fortune? You make your dough and fuck off? "Thanks, Don. See you, Don. Off to Spain, Don. Fuck off, Don." Lie in your pool laughing at me. D'you think I'll have that? You think I'll have that, ya ponce? All right, I'll make it easy for you. God, you're fucking trying! Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question. Yes or no?
Don Logan, Sexy Beast

Tourist: Hey, buddy, enough of the curse words, alright?
Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck!

Mike Jobber: Charlie Richardson said we're to knock the granny out of you, Reg.
Reggie Kray: Oh yeah, he did, did he? That's good of him. All right, listen: when you see him next you tell him from me, yeah, that I say... fuck Charlie, right? And fuck his brother, yeah? Fuck that fat Georgie Cornell that hangs out with him. Fuck your face - yeah? And fuck the fucking lot of you as well. What do you think of that? You like that?

Fucking Literature

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."
Johnny Truant, House of Leaves

The CB radio is quiet now. Last night it hummed with cheap entertainment. One guy was trying to sell "wake up" drugs to truckers. On another channel, a "lot lizard" (trucker lingo for a prostitute) was soliciting. But the most captivating broadcaster was a man who possesses the foulest mouth in the world. He is the undisputed king of profanity. Most of the time, he's silent, monitoring the airwaves, but the moment he hears a trucker say something that displeases him, the mouth goes off like an A-bomb.
His radio is so powerful that it drowns out everyone for miles, leaving him to dominate the airwaves as he spits and swears for a few minutes until he goes silent, resting up for the next round. I once asked him to "talk slower" so I could tape his dialog for a friend back home. He scorched the airwaves.
Warren Faidley, Storm Chaser: In Pursuit of Untamed Skies

A policeman jumped out of the vehicle to have a few words with us. All the words had four letters. Except for "bastards".
Trauma 2020: Urban Prey

Live-Fucking-Action TV

Samantha: Shit motherfucker fuck shit.
Carrie: It's a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation?

"You cannot fuck me! You cannot fuck me! I am unfuckable! I have never been fucked! And if you fuckin' try and fuck me, you'll find that my fucking arse will fucking grow fucking fangs, and fucking snap your fucking cock off!"
Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It

"Well if you wanna own the fuckin beach, you have to go through FUCKIN US! Cuz we own this fuckin beach! Our grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN 2 in this fuckin beach! Alright and if I were you, I FUCK OFF!"
Lifesaver Les, Pizza

"I'm going to beat the holy fuck fucking fuckity fuck out of one of you!"

Fucking Music

"I can't think of any other words to say but 'fuck'"
Slipknot, Get This

"How do you plead?"
"Guilty aaaaaas FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!"

Fuck the rules,
Fuck the game,
Fuck you tools,
Fuck you're lame!
Bo Burnham, Eff

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Reggie Watts, Fuck Shit Stack

"This is every cussword we know,
This is every cussword we know,
my oh my!"
Stuckey and Murray

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Donny: Bobby, you're a young punk.
Bobby: Fuckin' right I am.
Donny: A small-time thief.
Bobby: Fuckin' right I am.
Donny: But we never use the word "thief", do we, Bobby?
Bobby: Fuckin' right we don't.
Donny: And do you fence stolen goods through my junk shop?
Bobby: We never talk about it.
Donny: Fuckin' right we don't.
Bobby: So what do we talk about, Donny?
Donny: The nature of life. We also say "fuck" a lot.
Speed-the-Play by David Ives

Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you in the eye!
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you in the other eye!
Ugandans, The Book of Mormon, "Hasa Diga Eebowai"

Fucking Video Fucking Games

Fuck you. Fuck each and every one of you. Fuck you sleeping, fuck you waking up, fuck you standing, fuck you lying down. Fuck the horse you rode in on, the groom that brushed its mane, and the blacksmith that made its shoes. Fuck your mother, your father, any siblings, and any other living members of your family tree. Fuck you.
Mr Skullhead, Kingdom of Loathing

Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT!
Steven Armstrong, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

"I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap, you'll sing fucking Beethoven. tl;dr: eat shit, faggots"

Lilith knew exactly how to make me suffer. And then there's bloody Dracula and his bloody Drăculești... She cursed me with immortality, he with responsibility. I've been waiting since he passed; the fate of this world, he said, in my hands.
Well, fuck that. Fuck the world! Fuck Dracula and Mara and Lilith! FUCK EVERYONE TRYING TO TURN THE EARTH INTO THEIR OWN TWISTED PARADISE!
Octavian, The Secret World

This game, really. You know what, f**k you. F**k you, f**k your mother, f**k your father... if you even have a f**kin' mother and father. You know how hard we worked on this f**king game? Piece of sh*t... You don't even know. You have noooo f**king idea. 'Oh, this game, ehh Quiplash euhhh it's boring' F**K YOU. What're you doing playing here, then?! And you wanna know what else? It isn't even f**king original. Somebody else answered the same g**damn thing yesterday. Ungrateful piece of sh*t... Alright, let's keep going!

You fucking cheat! You fucking looked at my fucking cards, you fucking cheat!
Herr Muller, Red Dead Redemption

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"Now you're playing with power… now you're playing with fuckin' shit! You're better off fuckin' shit than fucking with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck it fucks. And I… can't take it anymore."

In case you’re like me and passed out in a wine and Snickerdoodle-induced coma before 10 last night and missed President Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, here he is taking part in the “Mean Tweets”… they weren’t that mean. But that’s understandable, because if he read the meanest tweets about him, every FCC rule would’ve been broken and practically every tweet would have come from @VictoriaJackson.
Michael K., "As your cousin screamed on Facebook, 'Y IZ OBAMAS LAFFING ON TV WEN THE COUNTRY IS CRUMBLINGS!?11!'"

"Hey, I know you're part of the motherfuckers! YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG! IF I EVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
World of Warcraft is serious business, YTMND note 

"Fuckin' fuck my fucko fuu-uuuck" sang Bill Paxton. "Fuck you fuck fuck motherfuu-uuuck."
Robert Brockway, The Way of the Barbarian

"Time to start dropping some F-Bombs! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. If I would give a shit, I could have give a fuck, but I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fu-
(Half his ghoul army gets minced)
Fuck was that?
Jan Valentine, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Joseph: HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK DO I FLY THIS THING?! HOLY JESUS- WHAT THE FUCK?!? FUCKING PIRANHAS! FUCKING PIRANHAS!! FUCKING PIRANHAS!!! WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OCTOPUS COME FROM? WHAT IN GOOD JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!'
Kars: Fabulous!
Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS— OH MY GOD!!!

What have you done, movie?! What have you done?! You turned this character into a fucking sitcom! No, I'm serious, it's a fucking sitcom! Like the fucking Flinstones and the fucking Dinosaurs! Don't fucking believe me? Take a fucking look at the fucking scenes from these fucking shows and then fucking tell me they don't fucking look like the fucking same thing, you fucking fuck fuck!
Nostalgia Critic, Neverending Story III

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you… maybe I'm overexaggerating.
Nostalgia Critic upon The Reveal of The Lorax's updated Once-ler.

''OH MOTHERFUCKER. IT’S EVERYWHERE NOW. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, GRACE. BURN THE FUCKING STUDIO DOWN AND GET ME ANOTHER. I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY FUCKING CLOTHES. I DON’T CARE IF IT SAVED HIS LIFE. WE SHOULD HAVE JUST KILLED HIM. THE NUMBERS? FUCK THE NUMBERS. I’M OUT.''
Corin Deeth III, Kakos Industries

See, look. I know you're not a stupid kid because I say "fuck" a lot and you're OK with that.

Suck my dick from the back so when your jaws get tired you can kiss my ass bitch! Fuck wrong with you hoe?!
Trick Daddy in a rant video reminding us why he's a hip-hop legend.

Fuck you, you stupid owl! Just kill that mouse, fuck this, fuckity FUCK!
Phelous: ''Alice In Wonderland (Goodtimes)

Anders: You decided to join the mages after all?
Chuck: [quietly infuriated] Yeah. Because unlike you, I actually care whether mages live or die.
Anders: ...Will it sully your victory to have me here?
"For fuck’s sake, are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck is that? Mimi? Fucking Mimi, I didn’t even have to finish my sentence, go braid your own shit you sentient tube of cock crusts. I get the doctor thing, I can even stand it even though it’s fucking stupid but you are not going to call me fucking Mimi! What the fuck Zed shut the fuck up already you lanky, twat-swallowing greasy-haired bag of cunts, fuck you, fuck off, leave me the fuck alone already!"
T'whami, Division by Zero

Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you! [beat] FUCK YOU!!

Fucking Western Fucking Animation

"My hormones are going nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to fucking write ice cream on this fucking list before someone gets their shit in gear, and brings home the fucking ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife AND ETCH INTO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE!!!!! ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM!!!!! I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH TWO FUCKING MORONS!!!!!"

Travis: Oh, damn.
Frylock: What did I just hear you say!?
Meatwad: I heard him, he said "damn," dammit. Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch-ass, and hell. So get your hellin', damnin' ass back in that bitching damn room, dammit.
Frylock: [gives Meatwad angry look]
Meatwad: What? Damn, I was just helping you out, bitch.

Meatwad: Pooty butt doody! Okay, Frylock, now you try one!
Frylock: Alan you can suck my fry dick, you son of a bitch. Kiss my balls, lick the juice from my asshole, you fucking, fuck, fuckface! You fat bastard. You hear me bitch? Huh? Come on down here! You sucking fuck-suck, gay-ass motherfucker!

Kyle: Shut up, fatboy!
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Garrison: ERIC! Did you just say the F-word?!
Cartman: …Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about 'fuck'! You can't say 'fuck' in school, you fuckin' fatass!
Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?!
Garrison: Eric!
Stanley: Dude, you just said 'fuck' again!
Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (barely legible mumble of 'Fuck.')
Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal?! It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
"Fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck them socks with the belt on it. Fuck your gay ass fairy faggot accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth. Fuck your hairpiece. Fuck your chocolate. Fuck Guy Ritchie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black, and my Lambo is blue nigga. Now get the fuck outta my hotel room, and if I see you on the street nigga, I'm slapping the shit out of you."
Riley Freeman to a British mobster, The Boondocks ("The Fundraiser")

Adam Sandler's Fucking Audio Fucking Skits

"Fuck you, you fucking, uppity, bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all of your lesbian, fish-eating, friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're gonna die, bitch!"
Toll Booth Willie

Uncle Donnie: Fuck. This fucking rope's a pain in the ass.
Johnny: Don't worry, Donnie. Take your time.
Donnie: Shit! Fuck this shit! FUCK! Let me fucking try a little reverse action.
The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

Friend #1: I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKING SCORE!!! What do you got to do that's so fucking important?! You can't join the religious cult with me!
Joining The Cult

Mr. Decesare: YOU FUCKING MORON! What are you talking about, a condom, you fucking idiot!? He's five fucking years old! You put a fucking, I'll put a fucking condom on your fucking tombstone!
Respect

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"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can't run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn't fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag."
George S. Patton

"I realize I use the word 'fuck' a lot, and I'd apologize for that, but I don't give a shit."
Lewis Black, The White Album

"I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma."
Lewis Black, The White Album

To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Don't say "fuck"!
He said "fuck"!
You can say "fuck" too-oo!

"They're square, mother-fuck! FUCK YOU, MOTHER-FUCK!!!"
David Cross talking about bagels.

"Right? Fuck my old boots, it just… I can't… I can't handle that situation when people grief, and it's important to me to get a message like that… fucking hell! How can I get some… get, get… when I also fucked as well… I would'na minded if I'd have gotten what it was happening straight. Like, on the end "all right, 'Arris got his bass fucked, right I'll carry on and do something else", then that's fine, if I didn't fuck-up… but he made me fuck. It totally threw me right out, and he wasn't…"

"There was a woman down the alleyway, Mrs. Holmes, and she was going to report me for saying bugger, you know? 'Oh, just wait till I see your mother! You're in real trouble!'. 'Oh!' I said, 'Well if you're gonna see her, tell her this: Bugger, shit, fuck, shit! Fucking sphincter! Arsehole! Up your arse, up your cunt! Fuck you sideways, you fucking boring, fucking whore! Fuck off you cow! Go and fucking repeat that to my mother!'"
BRIAN BLESSED on his childhood, Stephen Fry's Planet Word.

"Once the movies were forbidden to use the f-word at all, but in this one, it's only an opening salvo in a potty-mouth bombing run."

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