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"You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, honey-scrounging, grub [bleep], oafish [bleep], [bleep] munching, mangy [bleep] nugget, [bleep], and your snooter!"

Film — Live-Action

"The American ambassador said, 'Why the [bleep] don't you [bleep] off and mind your own [bleep] business?'"
ITN Newsreader, Carry On Emmannuelle

Video Games

"'This game'? Really? Y'know what? F[bleep]ck you. F[bleep]ck you and f[bleep] your mother. F[bleep] your father, if you even have a f[bleep]ckin' mother and father. You know how hard we work on this f[bleep]cking game? Piece of sh[bleep]t. You don't even know, no f[bleep]ckin' idea. 'Oh, this game, Quiplash, it's boring.' F[bleep]ck you. What are you doing playing here, then? You wanna know what else? It isn't even f[bleep]cking original. Somebody else answered the same f[bleep]ckin' damn thing yesterday. Ungrateful piece of sh[bleep]. [Suddenly speaking in a friendly, happy tone again] Alright, let's keep going!"
Schmitty, if you call Quiplash the 'world's most boring video game', Quiplash

"LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKING WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F[beep]CKING TIME! THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICE BOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR, SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH[beep]T, C[beep]CK, OR P[beep]SSY F[beep]CKING D[beep]CKBALLS! THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F[beep]CKING VOCABULARY! IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH[beep]T!"
Mr. Torgue, Borderlands 2

Web Animation

Caine: You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing.
Pomni: [Buzzer chime], [several various squeaks], [car horn honk], [whoosh], [splat], [boing]...[drum beat]. ...Oh my god.

"Wow, you really are a child. Your grandfather would have said 'See you in [bleep], ya [bleep]-sucking mother[bleep]!' Ah [bleep], I left the maturity filter on on the microphone."

Web Video

"Yugi, you little [beep]! You son of [beep]ing [beep][beep][beep]! I'm going to tear off your [beep], and shove them right up your [beep][beep][beep][beep]! And then [beep][beep][beep][beep][beep] on your [beep][beep][beep][beep] with [beep][beep][beep] in the [beep][beep], and [beep][beep][beep][beep][beep] your [beep][beep][beep], so then you'll have to [beep] sideways! (beep)"

Western Animation

SpongeBob: Hello, customers! Nice [dolphin chirp] day we're having, eh?
[Everyone stops eating and stares in shock]
Pirate 2: [gasp] Did he just say?!
Pirate 1: Aye, he did.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, how the [dolphin chirp] are ya?
Patrick: Pretty [dolphin chirp] good, SpongeBob!
Customer: I thought this was a restaurant, not a guttermouth convention.
SpongeBob: [speaks into the microphone] Attention, customers! Today's special is a [dolphin chirp] Krabby Patty served in a greasy [dolphin chirp] sauce, and grilled to [dolphin chirp] perfection. And don't forget to ask us to [dolphin chirp] the [dolphin chirp] fries! It will be our [dolphin chirp] pleasure. Hi, Squidward! How the [dolphin chirp] are ya?
Patrick: Nice [dolphin chirp] day, isn't it, Squidward?

Mr. Krabs: All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant with yer foul words, you're going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. [stubs his foot on a rock and starts hopping on his foot] Ow, oh! Ow! My [dolphin chirps] foot! What [dolphin chirps] genius put a [dolphin chirps] rock in a [dolphin chirps] path?! Can't you see I got a [boat horn noise] foot here?! Oh, [seal bark]!
[Mr. Krabs continues saying a bunch of bleeped-out swear words; at this moment, SpongeBob and Patrick count the swear words he uses]
SpongeBob: Five, six, seven...
Mr. Krabs: ...a whole lotta [old-style foghorn] and with a side of [dolphin chirp], a heapin' helpin' of [ship's bell] and a boatload of [boat horn]...
Patrick: Nine...
Mr. Krabs: Oh [seal bark], [seagull squawk] crabbin' [foghorn] Ooh-hoo-uh!

"Mama Krabs, he said [dolphin chirp], and then he said [dolphin chirp], then he said [dolphin chirp] again, and he said [seal bark], and then he screamed at the top of his voice [old-style foghorn]! And he [boat horn noise], Mrs. Krabs! He didn't care! Such a scream of [seagull squawk], [foghorn], [ship's bell] I have never heard in my days!"
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Sailor Mouth"

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