Pantheon / Weapon Wielding

This sub-house can be seen as the training ground to those who are starting their training, but are more concern on wielding the weapon itself than what the weapon itself is. The house has marks from different weapons being used.

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Intermediate Gods

    Cervantes de León 
Cervantes de León, Pirate Deity of Sword-And-Gun Combos (The Immortal Pirate, The Dread Pirate, The Great Pirate Resurrected)

    Fighting Fefnir 
Fighting Fefnir, God of Frequent Aerial Fire (Model F, Fighter General Fefnir)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His massive hand cannons, Sodom and Gomorrah
  • Theme Song: "Passionate"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (formerly Lawful Neutral)
  • Portfolio: Benevolent Foes, Loves to Fight, Firing in the Air a Lot, Loves Guns, Playing with Fire, Grappling and Ground Pounding, Facial Markings, Epic Shoulders, Hot-Blooded, Hand Cannon, Armor Phenomenon, Kickass Generals, Praetorian Guard
  • Domains: Combat, Fire, Deserts, Guns
  • Heralds: Anubis Necromancess III, Phoenix Magnion
  • Followers: Atlas, The Rich Texan
  • Superior: X (robotic father/master)
  • Allies
  • Worthy Opponents: Zero, Cu Chulainn, Ragnaros the Firelord, Undyne, Asura
  • Enemies: Dr. Weil, Omega, Copy X (his former master), Elpizo, Prometheus and Pandora, Hexxus, Deathwing, The Grox, Dune, Sakazuki, Enel, Lurerre the Abysroid, Lagiacrus, Davy Jones, Gohma Vlitra, Fenrir
  • Fighting Fefnir, like his brothers Sage Harpuia and Hidden Phantom, is one of the Four Guardians. Born out of X's own robo-DNA, he would serve and protect Neo Arcadia on the ground. Between Harpuia and their sister Fairy Leviathan, Fefnir's always been the Hot-Blooded one roaring for a challenge. And with the Pantheon full of great fighters, he can't wait to test his medal.
  • Though ultimately a good person, for a while Fefnir served Copy X, making him an accessory to Reploid oppression. He became suspicious of Copy X when he had Dr. Weil as an ally, and has completely rejected his former master when he ordered a missile strike on a human residential area. Long after his death, Fefnir's spirit survives in the form of Model F. Though pleased by use of it, he was infuriated to learn it was being used by social darwinist Atlas, all in part of a scheme organized by Biometal W aka his immortal enemy Dr. Weil.
  • Though most of his siblings enjoy a good fight, it's Fefnir above all of them who lives for the thrill of battle. While Zero will always be his worthiest of opponents, Fefnir has enjoyed a number of fights he's had with the likes of Ragnaros and Cu Chulainn where they tested who's fire is mightier and whether rifles beat spears respectively. He's had particular fondness fighting Undyne, who shares a lot with Fefnir. Once fought Asura, though Asura beat him handily. Fefnir is training for a rematch. Being a combat-oriented robot, he gets along with Android 16. You can usually catch the two sparring with one another, to better improve themselves.
  • As head of the Scorched Earth Squadron, it's his duty to patrol the desert wastelands to take out enemies of the state. He used to have the mummy-like Anubis Necromancess to help him out, but after his death Fefnir's being trying to hire some of the other gods. Traveling to the desert, he found another Anubis, and another mummy in the form of Anakaris. Together, the three protect the desert regions. In general, he feels more at home in the House of Earth and Metal. Gaara has been good help in his visits there, while Dune and Admiral Akainu have given him trouble. In particular, Fefnir loathes Sakazuki for his perversion of justice, which comes off as an even more evil take on Copy X's own aggressive judgements.
  • Like Leviathan and Harpuia, his initial reason for being is to help clean up the Earth after the Elf Wars. As an environmentalist when the world needs it most, you can bet that Captain Planet, the Lorax and Viridi like him and Hexxus hates him.
  • The Grox find him a pest; they've struck a deal with Dr. Weil and Deathwing to "renovate" the Earth, and they're being fought off by a robot that can withstand locations inhospitable to most life. He dislikes Gohma Vlitra; aside from considering it a mockery of environmental protectors, Gohma hates Reploids for their actions during the Elf Wars contributing to Earth's ruined state.
  • As apparent with gun, he is a rifle expert. He's particularly fond of Firing in the Air a Lot, bringing down a rain of fiery projectiles. When he's really serious, he'll transform into his Armored Phenomenon Form, a living tank. Because of his fondness for guns and Hot-Blooded personality, Fefnir got along amazingly with Yoko Littner. Fefnir ended up liking her friend Kamina even more.
  • Has been checking out Seras Victoria, showing off his own gun Sodom and Gomorrah. It's unclear whether Fefnir is hitting on her, or is hot for her weapons. Either way, bitches love cannons. He's also gotten Blastoise's help in order to cover each other's elemental weaknesses.
  • Has a love-hate relationship with the House of Fire and Electricity. Yes, he utilizes fire, but there also lies electricity, his weakness. In particular, this puts him at odd with Enel. He did get along with Johnny Blaze though, as neither are lenient towards evil.
  • Naturally, Fefnir doesn't like to get close to the House of Water and Ice. The last time he visited there, his boat ended up being sunk by Davy Jones, and he was stuck having to fight against Lagiacrus.
  • It's a bad idea to confuse Fefnir with the similarly-named Fenrir. That psychotic wolf is a threat to Neo Arcadia and the world at large, and the Reploid will not abide by such a threat. Also, while it won't piss him off, he's sick of the House of Dragons mistaking him for Fafnir. True, X named him after the legendary dragon, but it's only because he likes the name.
  • Along with Phantom, Fefnir's been kept up to date about Harpuia's pro-Reploid alliance with Epsilon, Ciel, and GBD, including their turn into a public full-on robot resistance group called Liberion Arcadia in order to stop the Grand United Alliance of Machines and their evil ambitions. Upon receiving Harpuia's invitation to join, he talked it through with his comrades in Earth and Metal, who gave their blessing, before reuniting with his brothers.
    • 2B came to them one day claiming she was looking to form something like their group until she discovered it was already here and now she wanted to join. After testing her skills in a brief spar with Fefnir and Ciel's database identifying her as a 'droid built to kill machine invaders and berserk enemies, Harpuia led Fefnir and others in accepting 2B as the group's first non-Reploid member. He later saw the anti-Shadow weapon Labrys and the Murakumo cyborg Lambda-11 accept invitations to join the group, with their allies (including one who declined her offer due to time constraints) wanting them to gain access to failsafes against the Sigma Virus.

    Gaius Van Baelsar 
Gaius Van Baelsar, God of Sword and Gun Masters (The Black Wolf, The Sable King of Wolves, The Legatus of the XIVth Imperial Legion, Viceroy of Ala Mhigo)
  • Theme Song: Bite of The Black Wolf, The Maker's Ruin, Ultima (When Piloting Ultima Weapon)
  • Intermediate God (Greater God under the power of Ultima Weapon)
  • Symbol: His Gunblade "Heirsbane"
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Affably Evil, Asskicking Equals Authority, Black Knight, Darth Vader Clone, Equal-Opportunity Evil, The Dragon, Evil Virtues, Four-Star Badass, Pilot of The Ultima Weapon, Might Makes Right, The Conqueror, Undying Loyalty
  • Domains: Conquering, Gunblades, Loyalty, Sword Skill, Gun Play
  • Allies: Vergil, Corypheus, Nikolai Bulygin, En Sabah Nur, Mateus Palamecia, Golbez, Solidus Snake
  • Rivals: Shao Kahn, Alexander The Great, Garland
  • Enemies: Squall Leonhart, Artorias, Lightning, Hawke, Odin
  • Gaius is the commander of Emperor Mateus's forces and as such has shown great skill with his single Gunblade Heirsbane. With it he is able to take on many opponents at once as he has shown here. He now is ready to show The Pantheon the strength of a newly formed Empire.
  • Serves his Emperor with complete loyalty and under his orders was given the task to help him conquer The Pantheon. His actions had earned him the rivalry of Alexander and Shao Kahn as they also seek similar goals.
  • He now holds The Ultima Weapon, A powerful Machine that was created to conquer ancient Gods called The Primals, He pilots in when he needs to use it to fight the more powerful members of The Pantheon, though he would reframe from using it if pushed he will use Ultima.
    • This has earned him the ire of Odin as in Gaius's world he is one of those Primals and seeks to destroy such a machine.
  • Has sided with Corypheus on the idea that Divine Power from false gods is only from misguided, weak, false rulers. He believes that the stability and absolute order that would come with Mateus's rule is the only true strength that is needed.
    • Gaius has earned Hawke's anger due to this.
  • He often tries to dissuade uses of power that would outright devastate any part of The Pantheon as he wishes to conquer every part and cannot due so if they are turned into a smoking crater.
  • He has tried to get Gabranth to work with Mateus as he believes that they are after something similar, though he has turned him down in every turn Gaius admires the man's loyalty to his ideals.

    Roland Deschain of Gilead 
Roland Deschain of Gilead, Fastest Gunslinger in the Pantheon (Roland of Gilead, The Gunslinger, The Last Gunslinger)
Left: book version; Right: film version
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Two revolvers and a rose in front of a sooty black tower
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Supreme Gunslinger of the Pantheon, Determinator, Deadpan Snarker, Dark and Troubled Past, Heartbroken Badass, Good Is Not Nice, Improbable Aiming Skills, Sole Survivor, Perma-Stubble, Badass Creed
  • Domains: Law, Good, Time, Gun
  • Superior: Stephen King
  • Allies: The Man With No Name, Ragna the Bloodedge, Jesse McCree, Philip J. Fry
  • Rivals: Lucky Luke, Vash the Stampede
  • Enemies: Randall Flagg, Lord English
  • Not to be Confused With: John Luther
  • The most well known gunslinger in the Pantheon is the Man With No Name. And while the scoundrel has little respect to most in the Pantheon, there is one name he has his eternal respect. A legendary gunslinger named Roland Deschain appeared shortly after No Name, settling in the House of Time and Space. His Improbable Aiming Skills are matched by few, and his guilt equally so. And yet he continues to press on, hoping to defeat his Arch-Enemy once and for all.
    • It was feared that he had failed that quest. Ever the cunning strategist, The Man in Black devised a plan to get rid of Roland once and for all. He stuck a deal with the then mortal Lord English, whom he helped create a Stable Time Loop. The duo then convinced the Court of the Gods that Lord English suited the titled far better than Roland. Lord English gleefully disintegrated Roland in quick order, ending his journey. But his spirit gained renewed interest in the form of a flawed live action movie. While the movie itself was lackluster, it brought enough attention for his fellow gunslingers to successfully bring him back into the Pantheon, declaring him the Fastest Gunslinger in the Pantheon. Nowadays, he's gunning for revenge against Lord English as well.
  • As stated before, he is stuck in an eternal fight against the Man in Black, later revealed to be Randall Flagg. The Evil Sorceror has successfully picked off all of his friends, making Roland the Sole Survivor his his organization. There was a bit of hope when the film revealed he was ultimately successful. He now hopes to repeat that success in the books.
  • Vash may admit Roland's faster, but still questions whether he's the best. Still, the marksman was glad of the man's return to the Pantheon. He at least has one more rival to test his skills.
  • Of course, he couldn't have gotten the position without the help of Lucky Luke, who willingly conceded his title. Luke instead resides over those who specialize in the Quick Draw. Luke is always up for a rematch if the time comes.
  • Is intrigued with a certain member of Overwatch, known for downing multiple enemies with every bullet in his gun. He took a trip to the world to meet him, and was impressed with the world that was built. Jesse admits it's not as glorious at it seems and the world has a whole lot of work to keep it safe. Roland decided he would help make that a reality.
  • John Luther was surprised to see that the movie version shares the same avatar as him. Even more surprising is that the man is just ruthless. The two have considered pooling their resources, as many detectives use guns.
  • Is not exactly a pleasant person to work with, though it's understandable given what he's been through. Ragna has offered to help the gunslinger to channel that anger into something more productive, namely defeating the Man in Black.
  • Is sometimes accompanied by Jake, a boy from a world almost identical to the real one. Once dead, he asked for help to create a Grandfather Paradox. It would later be used to keep Fry in a Stable Time Loop himself. Jake is now a follower of the ascended Fry. The later hopes Roland could teach him about using a gun. The gunslinger has balked at the suggestion for understandable reasons.
  • While writers usually have close connections to their work, only a select few have them even before they have ascended. Roland claimed to have saved King from a fatal car crash in 1999 which would have prevented the story from having closure. Neither gunslinger or author will confirm this, though Stephen is one of the few authors who have no control over their characters. With that said, Roland has kept an eye on the man to make sure no one else wants to exploit King's vulnerability.
  • I do not aim with my hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand. He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun. He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.

    Roronoa Zoro 
Roronoa Zoro, God of Dual Wielding and Cutlass Between the Teeth (Pirate Hunter, Mr. Bushido, Kenshi-San, Demon Cutter Zoro, Zolo, Supernova, The Feared Swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates)

    Shigure Kosaka 
Shigure Kosaka, Goddess of Turning Anything She Wields Into A Blade (The Prodigy of Sword and Mistress of all Weaponry)

    The T- 800 (First Film) 
Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 T-800, God of Fatal Firearms Transactions (The Thing That Won't Die)

Lesser Gods

Destroyman, God of Unusual Weapon Mounting (John Harnet, Mr. Cosplay, The Seventh/Eighth Ranked Assassin, New Destroyman, New Destroymen)
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  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Destroyman costume regularly. The two cybernetic halves for New Destroyman, the left having blue eye while the right has a red one.
  • Theme Song: Stop Hanging DJs, Kill U 2wise Over
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Psycho for Hire, Puts up a facade of being nice and honorable, Smug Snake, Trying to Catch Me Fighting Dirty, Command Activated Weaponry, Large Ham, Dirty Coward, Changing Clothes Is a Free Action, Half the Man He Used to Be
  • Domains: Assassins, Cowardice, Superheroesnote 
  • Allies: Felix, Kano
  • Rivals: Margaret Moonlight, Henry Cooldown, other assassins
  • Enemies: Travis Touchdown, the House of Heroes (mainly superheroes), Link, Izuku Midoriya and All Might, Ochako Uraraka, Shouto Todoroki, Tsuyu Asui, Tenya Iida, Nedzu, The Blood Gulch Crew, Locus, Cassie Cage and Jacqui Briggs, Takahashi Takeda, Kung Jin, Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, pretty much anyone he's payed to kill
  • Annoyed by: Mara, Beavis and Butt-head
  • To some, John Harnet is just a man in his late 20s working as a postman who also happened to fund a series of indie movies titled "Destroyman", of which he stars as the titular character. Although exasperated by the demanding customers from his postman job, he remains to be a cheerful man brimming with politness despite his job as an assassin... which isn't the case. In reality, he's actually very crazy, enjoying murder as much as he likes fighting dirty. An old trick he tries to pull is attempting to shake hands with his opponents where he electrocutes them.
    Destroyman: "We're both fighters, aren't we? Not killers, at least for now. This is a sign of sportsmanship, that we respect each other before and after the fight. Good luck."
    • And if someone does fall for his trick he gets sent into hysterics.
    Destroyman: "Ahahahaha! This is great! Is this guy an idiot or what? Is this a joke? You fell for the oldest trick in the book! Ahaha! Oh man! You are something. This is the best. Man, you really crack me up. I...I think this laughter's going to kill me. Seriously! I think I might really die from laughter! Ahaha...It hurts. Someone help! Oh God! Oh...oh shit. Ehehe, I thought I was gonna die there. For real."
  • His ascension came when several Houses reported charred corpses scattered throughout entrances, cause of death either from lasers or electrocution. It didn't take long for Travis to recognize that it was Destroyman's handiwork, and manage to intrude upon his attempts at tricking another deity with his superhero persona. A rematch soon followed, not quite the same level of respect for each other as Margaret Moonlight, which ended with Destroyman being cut in half. Again. Not even a week later the same grizzly scenes occurred once more (this time the murders take place not too long after one another), and while Travis was out temporarily in his place was his (self-appointed) Herald, Shinobu. While nearby Travis' temple, she fought with what appeared to be two Destroymans. One, a Jerkass hiding his true colors under a much more opaque facade and a Jerkass period. The outcome was still the same, though.
    • This time, Destroyman woke up in the House of Life and Death and was greeted by the Court of Gods. According to some eye witnesses who weren't blasted to hell, they managed to observe him while fighting and all pointed out the really weird places he puts his weapons. Often, the codpiece gets mentioned the most. With that said, they all offered him a chance to ascend for that aspect despite some obvious protests from Travis. Sure, he can't really pull off his tricks that much anymore since many deities here aren't that stupid, but he'll find a way. He came back from be bisected, after all.
      • Destroyman's ascension had the added effect of being able to swap between being normal or New Destroyman. Although he prefers his non-bisected self, he admits his other self is much more dangerous. Infamously so.
  • Other than being called an "annoying prick" by the Crownless King himself, he has met with other assassins from Santa Destroy. And they aren't that positive either. Margaret Moonlight sees him as Travis if he tossed out any sort of standards he had out the window, especially with the more vulgar half of New Destroyman. If you ask Henry, the assassin is pretty much past the standards he has set and wouldn't want to be associated with him.
  • His Faux Affably Evil personality combined with his superhero persona as an assassin got on the bad side of the House of Heroes. Before his ascension, he actually tried to pass off as one during one of his hits. It went well at first, but Link ended up detecting his true nature with the Master Sword and was quickly driven out. It turns out his hit was to Izuku Midoriya, which instantly gaining ire from his allies not even going over his little stunt along with his choice in using a superhero theme as an assassin. Destroyman hopes to end them all one day, especially Link for ruining everything. But even if that was a failure, he did manage to catch the Space Pirate Felix's attention as a result. Both being very much sadistic hired killer had to earn a team up even if sometimes they don't get along that much. Doesn't stop the Blood Gulch Crew and Felix's former partner from being enemies with him, however.
    Felix: "'Destroyman'. Again, whatever happened to normal fucking names?"
    Red Eyed!New Destroyman: "That's a lot of built-up anger from just a name. But, I have to ask. Are you still sore over Lo-"
    Felix: "Don't. Start."
    Blue Eyed!New Destroyman: (laughs) Alright, we'll keep your little history out of this. Won't hear a goddamn thing about that guy."
    • Destroyman has a similar relationship with Kano was made after he first met him while aiding Felix. He proved to be pretty crucial in the moment when he attacked Cassy Cage and Jacqui Briggs while she was dealing with the Black Dragon. Granted, he didn't hit them since they heard his little warning but it gave enough time for Kano to get away. This didn't exactly sit well with all of Kano's enemies from his universe, not that Destroyman cares.
    Destroyman: "Kang, what's-"
    Kano: "'Kano', ya bloody prick."
    Destroyman: "Whatever, my mistake, anyways..."
  • He gets criticized by his fellow deities concerning his weaponry, but for what you'd think. It isn't about the questionable placement of them. No, it's the fact that his weapons are powered by an SFX Converter meaning he has to call them out if he wants to activate them. This also means his attacks aren't that hard to telegraph. Even as New Destroyman, who's capable of better mobility such as actual flight and more abilities like shield projection, it's still a feature in his gear. It could just be chopped up to him being a Large Ham.
  • One day, he heard a bunch of comments about a god with "a dragon dick". A trip to the House of Personal Appearance solved his mystery as it was Zorc Necrophades. Not wanting to be outdone, he got to work on improving the power on the Destroy Buster. Basically, it's a dick measuring contest. Such a thing hasn't gone unnoticed by Mara, Beavis and Butt-head, who waste no time in making many, many dick-jokes which quickly got on his nerves at the rate they went. Not so much as the perversion aspect of it (come on, he knew what he was doing), but more of how old it got really quickly.
  • "You're as good as dead."
    • Destroyman: ďCome and get some, punk. Hahahaha!Ē
    • New Destroyman: "We're going to kill you twice over!"

Firion, God of Walking Armories (Frioniel, Weapons Specialist, the Idealist)

    Hol Horse 
Hol Horse, God of Atrocious Aiming
  • Theme Song: Wind in the Wilderness
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Stand, Emperor
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Know When to Fold 'Em, Dirty Coward, Jerkass, The Gunslinger, Improbable Aiming Skills (Improbably Bad, that is), A Stand that's Ultimately Less Useful than it Sounds
  • Domains: Guns, Incompetency
  • Allies: Dio Brando, Yosemite Sam
  • Rivals (mostly one-sided on his end): John Marston, Jesse McCree, The Man with No Name, Erron Black
  • Enemies: Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Muhammad Avdol, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Lucky Luke, The Lone Ranger
  • Other Relations: J. Geil
  • Hol Horse is one of Dio's hired guns that tried to stop Jotaro and his crew from completing their journey. His stand, Emperor, is basically a gun that Hol Horse can summon at will. What makes it different from most other guns is that Hol Horse can control the direction of the bullets shot from it, presumably due to the bullets being a part of his Stand. In theory, this would sound like an effective skill, but the truth couldn't be more different. In all the time that Hol Horse was active in pursuing his targets, he was never able to kill any of them (and the one time where it looked like he actually killed Avdol didn't really count due to the latter faking his death). To add insult to injury, his journey to hunt down Jotaro's team ended with Hol Horse getting hit with his own bullets, causing him to get hospitalized.
  • There is a shooting range within the Pantheon that lets visitors test various firearms or see how their aim is. A person dressed up like a cowboy decided to visit that place and made a claim that he had the ability to control the direction of his bullets. The visitors allowed Hol Horse to see if his claims were true and gave him a dummy to shoot at. While his claims of controllable bullets were true, it turned out that he somehow managed to miss the dummy entirely. Hol Horse was rather humiliated with this outcome and has tried to improve his shooting skills since then.
    • What made things a bit more awkward for him during his initial visit was the fact that some Stormtroopers of the 501st were present to witness his shooting abilities and that unit isn't really considered to be the best shooters in general. While those Stormtroopers didn't really mock Hol Horse, they felt that given his abilities he could have been better.
  • Compared to other Stands, Emperor is weak from a strength-based perspective and Hol Horse knows it. It's why he prefers to find someone stronger than he is and work with them. As soon as things go bad for him, he runs away from the battle and then resorts to looking for a better partner so that he can be at an advantage again.
    • It was a bit of surprise for him to see J. Geil alive and well since their initial teamup. Hol Horse ended up having an encounter with J. Geil's mother, Enya, and things went badly for him during that meeting. While J. Geil doesn't have much issue reteaming with him if it means ruining the lives of others, Hol Horse is a bit wary on that prospect, if only to avoid incurring the wrath of Enya again.
  • He is one of the more unorthodox cowboys of the Pantheon due to being a gunslinger with controllable bullets. That said, most other cowboys (or anyone from a Western for that matter) either don't take him seriously because of his poor track record or dislike him for his mean personality. Arguably the only cowboy that's fine with him is Yosemite Sam and the two have found work together every now and then. It hasn't done much to boost their success rates though.
  • If he isn't looking for a new partner to work with, then there is a decent possibility that he is trying to improve his chances of getting a good shot at a target. At the very least, Hol Horse was able to shoot off a random jerk's ear one time, but it wasn't an important person and Hol Horse wants to be able to get a shot at more significant targets whenever the opportunity arises.
  • Aside from being a gunslinger, he fancies himself as a sort of womanizer. For the most part, he also Wouldn't Hit a Girl (though the one exception was a result of some weird circumstances involving Boingo, a kid with a comic book that can predict the future). Hol Horse has gotten himself in a bit of a mild rivalry with some other womanizers due to that.
  • He doesn't want much to do with the House of Prophecy due to how the aforementioned team-up with Boingo ended for him. Even if that House makes accurate predictions, he is rather suspicious that there is going to be a twist in their predictions that would more often than not hinder his progress.
  • Unlike most of Dio's other subordinates, Hol Horse is only loyal enough to follow him out of fear. If possible, the gunslinger is willing to take up offers of hunting down heroes if only to get a decent paycheck. Despite this, some other bounty hunters such as Boba Fett (whose motivation for targeting heroes is also for the money) ridiculed Hol Horse for his subpar shooting skills.
    • When Hol Horse ended up meeting Taskmaster, another being who takes up jobs hunting down people for money, some trouble would ensue. Not only did Hol Horse perform poorly during a battle between the two, but it led to additional conflict since Taskmaster preferred if the targets they're pursuing aren't killed, just merely incapacitated. Then again, Hol Horse was intially working for someone who wanted Jotaro and his team dead.
  • The one time that he ended up on the Stardust Crusaders' side was an Enemy Mine situation due to Enya, but as soon as that battle ended, he left them and ended up working for Dio. While Hol Horse will try to get payback against the Crusaders if possible, there is some irony to the aforementioned scenario in that Hol Horse could have been an actual member of the Crusaders. That forgotten possibility doesn't really concern Hol Horse that much.

    John "Lucky" Luke 
John Luke, God of The Quickest Draw (A poor, lonesome cowboy, The Lucky Luke)

    John Preston 
John Preston Divine Master Of The Gun Kata (The Cleric)
  • Theme Song: Cleric Preston
  • Lesser God
  • Symbols: His Dual Handguns
  • Alignment: True Neutral, formerly Lawful Evil as a Cleric
  • Portfolio: The Ace, Badass Longcoat, Guns Akimbo/The Gunslinger/Offhand Backhand, The Stoic, Tranquil Fury, Showy Invincible Hero, Went From Being The Stoic To Not So Stoic Upon Experiencing Emotions For The First Time
  • Domains: Firearms, Emotions
  • High Priestess: Violet Song jat Shariff (his understudy)
  • Followers: The members of The Fraternity, particulary Wesley Gibson, Cross, Fox, 'The Exterminator,' Earl Spellman, and 'The Repairman'
  • Avatar: Christian Bale
  • Allies: Judge Joseph Dredd, Katniss Everdeen, Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Leon S. Kennedy, Dante Sparda, Nero, Samus Aran, Integra Hellsing
  • Rivals: Coyote Staark, Doomguy, Revy, Rebecca, Domino.
  • Enemies: Big Brother
  • Odd Friendship: with Asura and Kratos
  • Worthy Opponents: Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Slade Wilson/Deathstroke, Tony Masters/Taskmaster, Balalaika of Hotel Moscow, Mana Tatsumiya, Hawkeye and Green Arrow
  • Ascended to the Pantheon after aiding 'The Underground' in overthrowing the totalitarian Tetragrammaton Council.
  • While Preston did not create the Gun Kata, he is indeed the master at it. A ballet of death, to be precise. To quote Vice-Counsel DuPont: "Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire." In layman's terms, Shoot where the enemy should be standing when they're aiming at you, and to not be where standing where the enemy is trying to shoot back.
  • While Preston is prone to showing emotions from time to time, he's usually emotionless, as it helps him to concentrate more.
  • Jill Valentine, Johnny Cage, and Cassandra Cage sought out Cleric Preston to learn Gun Kata from him. In Johnny's case, it's for his latest film project. For Jill and Cassie, they both want to improve on their respctive firearms techniques. While Johnny learns from Preston, Cassie and Jill learned from Preston's high priestess, Violet.
  • For some odd reason, Lord Eddard Stark reminds Preston of his deceased comrade, Errol Partridge.
  • Balalaika of Hotel Moscow was unimpressed with the former cleric, until he proposed a test of skill. Fortunately for Balalaika, her men was wearing body armor...and Preston wasn't going for headshots.
  • Revy, the ascended member from Lagoon Company, had been present when Preston had blasted his way through Balalaika's elite troops. After watching the gun kata in action, she is seriously considering taking lessons from the former Cleric.
  • Because of his uncanny resemblance to Bruce Wayne, Preston gets strange looks from Bane, Ra's and Talia Al Ghul.
  • Despite being rivals, Coyote Staark is on somewhat good terms with Preston. So much so that Staark has Preston to teach the gunkata class on occasion.
  • Judge Joseph Dredd is Preston's chief ally. Seeing as how Preston's job as a Grammaton Cleric didn't pan out, he's considering offering Preston a job with the Judges. If Preston is as dangerous with his dual guns, imagine what kind of damage he can do with. Lawgiver...

    Lilith Madlove 
Lilith Madlove, Goddess With Psycho Weaponry (Lily)

Link, God of Diversified Weaponry and Eternal Heroes (The Hero of Time, The Hero of Winds, The Hero of Twilight, The Hero of Legend, The Hero of Hyrule, Fairy Boy, Hero's Shade)
Link over the ages.
  • Theme Song: The Legend of Zelda Main Theme
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Triforce of Courage
  • Alignment: Varying with each incarnation, but always Good.
  • Portfolio: Ancestral Weapons, Arrows on Fire, Chain of Deals, Cosmic Keystones, Fetch Quests, Wordlessness, Being Equipped to handle anything, Hyperspace Arsenals, Hammerspace, Heroism, Destined To Be A Hero, Heroic Spirit, Humility
  • Domains: Courage, Strength, Time, War, Reincarnation
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Caim, Firion, Cloud
  • Enemies: Ganondorf, Zant, Ghirahim, Majora, Bowser, Cia, Claude, Ardyn Izunia.
  • Followers: Dirk the Daring, The Kid (Bastion)
  • Weapon of Choice? Pfft! Whatever Link pulls out of his bag is his Weapon of Choice. Yes...even a big chunk of meat and a bottle. When forced to choose only one, however, it is usually his Sword of Plot Advancement, which is often (though not always) the Master Sword.
  • Destined to reincarnate in an endless cycle for as long as there is evil. Over the past two thousand years or so has started wearing a green tunic and pointy hat in each life for reasons he isn't sure about - every time he is born, he forgets very nearly everything, to the point of being surprised every time he learns that he is a god. This is just as well, considering the tantrum he threw the last time he didn't. Growing up and collecting all that weaponry is time consuming!
  • Used to hold the title of Silent Protagonists, until it was stolen by Claude. He is understandably upset.
  • In 2017, the Court of the Gods allowed Link to acquire the title of Eternal Hero, given how his series handled his multiple incarnations across separate timelines. This, of course, meant a return to the House of Heroes; more specifically, Heroic Archetypes.
  • Didn't know what to say in regards to how the Nostalgia Critic dressed up as him during the quest to find Malachite's Hand.
  • To combat the GUAE's growing power, Link has been training with other gods. Notably Ieyasu , Yukimura, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei. The results have been impressive.
  • Subject to an equally endless line of prophecies, most of which only apply to one lifespan each.
  • The other Prophecy Gods let him in to this house to do their errands. When it comes to MacGuffin Delivery Services, particularly matched sets, you can't hire much better than Link. And he can get a bottle of milk from the cow to the god paying in two minutes flat, or it's free.
  • Needless to say, with all of this reincarnation going on, he is pretty much Virtuous' bitch.
  • Finds kinship with Lucina, due to having once also worn masks to impersonate others.
  • In recent times Link has had conversations with other gods. While the gods remember the subjects they talked about, no one can ever seem to remember exactly what the hero said or what sort of voice or accent he might have had.
  • Never, never, NEVER put Link into a wrestling match, unless it is a sumo wrestling match. He can Body Slam EVERYTHING to death!
  • Because of his unrelenting heroism, courage and benevolence; Link has proven to be one of the nicest gods in the Pantheon, capable of forming long-lasting friendships with fellow heroes and defenders of justice:
    • Link is a good friend of Nintendo deities Mario, Samus Aran and Fox McCloud. They are always on the look out for any dangers that might threaten the Nintendo realms.
    • Has become friends with a kind-hearted Artificial Intelligence from AlfheimOnline called Yui, as well as her parents Kirito and Asuna. Yui is very fond of Link because his relationship to Navi reminds her of her own with her father; a Charming Elvish Sword-Loving Bad-Boy and his adorable fairy companion. Link is also warmly reminded of his relationship with Zelda when he sees how close and loving Kirito and Asuna are.
    • One day, he started beating the stuffing out of Donald Duck and Goofy without warning. Sora stepped in to knock some sense into Link. He succeeded. Turns out, Link was possessed by Dark Link, who gained more power by combining with the Heartless. Link, Sora, Donald, and Goofy beat back Dark Link and his minions after a long fight, and now the four are staunch allies after everything they've gone through.
    • One of Link's most recent allies is Optimus Prime. They became friends after dicussing their recurrent roles as heroes across space and time. Also, Link can ssympathize with Optimus because of his unyielding heroism despite... certain events.
    • Link is also fond of travelling with Ash Ketchum and his trusty Pikachu. Seeing how close Ash and Pikachu reminds the Hero of Hyrule of his companions.
    • Link also struck up a friendship with the Master Chief, as they are both green-clad heroes who saved their worlds from unspeakable dangers. John also sees Linkís loyalty and devotion to Princess Zelda similar to his own friendship to Cortana, and wonders how can Link, a legendary hero the same as him, can also function as a regular person. By his own admission, the one time John traveled to Hyrule, he was taken aback by the everyday kindnesses of the Hyrulean people.
    • Also finds common ground with James Ramirez, what with them being their universes' errant boys and not saying much. Ramirez considers Link something of a forefather, since he does all the hero work in his universe all by himself.
    • The Soul Series deities, who he fought once, like to invite him for battle. Sometimes just for kicks he enters the bouts with his Bug-Catching Net.
  • Recent peeks into Zelda's diary have revealed that the primary reason for Link's reputable silence is to cope with the stress of his many responsibilities.
  • Also present in the Heroic Archetypes.

    Sean Connery 
Sean Connery, God of Film Improvement and Pointing Guns at the Viewer

    Shino Asada/Sinon 
Shino Asada, Goddess of Wielding Two Weapons of Choice (Sinon, Sinonon, Hecate, Goddess of the Underworld)
Sinon (GGO) 
Sinon (ALO) 

    Xiahou Yuan 
Xiahou Yuan (style name: Miaocai), God of Bow and Close Combat Mastery (The Happy General, Miaocai, Marquis Min, Enjeru)
  • Symbol: His Bow and Club/Sword
  • Lesser God
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Bow and Close Combat Mastery, A little fat yet powerful, improbable accuracy
  • Domains: Archery, War
  • Allies: Cao Cao, Xiahou Dun, Dian Wei, Oda Nobunaga
  • Rivals: Green Arrow, Hawkeye
  • Enemies: Lu Bu, Huang Zhong (also a close friend), the other Oda Nobunaga, Lucifer
  • He ascended after demonstrating his skill but taking out many enemy soldiers with his bow and club.
    • Gods who are verse in the Asian ports of his current portrayal find it fascinating in that his primary prior clubs have referenced the nine constellations of heaven. Xiahou Miaocai himself is proud of such a motif.
  • He's not too pleased to hear that Huang Zhong might make it to the pantheon though he would gladly take this opportunity to even the score with that old man. He only teamed up with his hated rival along with Slyvanas Windrunner, Hawkeye and Green Arrow in order to challenge the Gunslinger Quartet and show them that archers are just as good as any other gunmen. This legendary fight lead to the formation of the Five Great Archers of the Pantheon.
    • However, some people may deem them to get along as friends due to Xiahou Yuan's more jolly nature. It eventually came into true fruition ever since their war against Orochi. Xiahou Yuan is even amused in that Huang Zhong is even curious about the qualities of his son, Xiahou Ba. Yuan wishes that Huang Zhong wouldn't be so stubborn and would ask for help more often from people like him.
  • Like Cao Cao, he also dislikes this Nobunaga because of his unpleasant nature and reprehensible actions compared to the one he worked with. Thankfully for him, the Nobunaga he knew of arrived, giving him an ease in mind.
  • He is happy to join his lord and Dun along with Dian Wei and together they will end the chaos. Namely the GUAC, in particular.
  • He has come to terms that he's related with Zhang Fei of Shu via marriage between his niece and Zhang Fei's. While at first pissed that the marriage might not be one of consent and a certain crime was involved, he eventually calmed himself down and decided that there's no decisive evidence about that crime to mull it over. However, it did pique his curiosity, and when he found out from Cao Cao that there was a realm that worshipped them while being hateful on Shu for being whitewashed by Luo Guanzhong, even Xiahou Yuan wouldn't mind putting an Enemy Mine with Zhang Fei, since he can't let such hypocritical yet powerful claims bring chaos to the land.
    • He's also considering bringing Huang Zhong along for the ride just as their form of "bringing out the big guns", just in case.
      • Though after looking at his distant relative, Zhang Xingcai, Xiahou Yuan has said to himself with a few chuckles "I wonder if my niece just made Zhang Yide rather henpecked...? That Xingcai must've picked it up from her, heheheheheh....that's my niece for ya." *Small trolly smile in the distance*
  • Is rather notably getting along with his Distaff Counterpart portrayal by the name of Qiulan/Shuuran, and is quite proud of her fighting game debut; he hopes one day to give her a session in the arts of wielding a straight club just as well as he can.
  • Whenever he speaks in Japanese, people are surprised to find out that his pronoun usage is "ore-sama" while also being anything but an Arrogant Kung-Fu Guy. His jolly happy smile also seems to be quite infectious as it is shiny.


    Lu Lingqi 
Lu Lingqi, Goddess of Dual-Ended Spears and Wielding Large Weapons One-Handed
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: Her crossed pike
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Impossibly Cool Weapon, wielding a rather large weapon one handed, Surpisingly Loyal To Her Father Despite His Reputation, Spinning Her Weapon at lot, Bifurcated Double Weapon, Throwing her weapon and controlling it remotely Blood Knight, Has issues with being left alone
  • Domains: War, Combat, Weapons
  • Followers: Kisame, Zabuza
  • Allies: Lu Bu (her father)
  • Rivals: Guan Yinping, Ina, Xingcai
  • Enemies: Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei
  • Odd Friendship with: Mithra
  • Ascneded after her father gave her his old weapon finding it less effective than his halberd. Using this opportunity to impress her father she quickly mastered the weapon with one hand. Lu Bu reluctantly had to accept her ascension though he was proud of her nonetheless.
  • She has never met Diaochan mostly because her father is surprisingly cautious about letting the two meet.
    • Some people theorize that they're not actually related; history via confirming someone else to be Lu Bu's wife can back this up.
  • Lu Bu cares very deeply for her. Even if you have managed to have him restrained, should you try to kill her, he will break out and kick your ass. Cao Cao learned that the hard way.
  • She planned on challenging Asura, in an attempt to regain her father's honor and somehow though he casually ignores her challenges mostly because she sound a bit like his own daughter. Not to mention he'd like to not be so hypocritical.
    • She managed to befriend Mithra after said encounter.
  • Her loyalty to her father reminds some of Mr. T of his devotion to his mother.
  • A big mystery is how the hell she managed to wield that weapon of hers so effectively with one hand. Then there's the question on how she managed to control it like a remote boomerang despite having no Psychic Powers.
  • Was surprised when first entering this house when she thought she heard her father but instead met Algol, this maybe due to the fact that he sounds like her father, though it was a strange encounter Algol has decided to have her under his protection due to his respect for The Mighty Lu Bu.
    • Often is worried about the relationships and rivalries between her father, Leo Whitefang and Ira Gamagoori. It doesn't help in that she hears her father's Japanese voice from three sides at once. Huang Gai, another person who also has that very voice, has stated that he himself would rather leave Lingqi alone during those moments.
  • Like her father, her surname is actually pronounced "Leer/Lur" in pinyin due to the double-dot tone (AKA the umlaut) above the "u". Thus, her name is pronounced as "Ler Lee-ng-chee".
  • Has gotten some looks from other people due to her attractiveness; other female gods will have to prepare for the day to teach her how to act like a more proper lady.
    • Some people are also noticing that unlike her father, Lingqi seems more civil and less willing to act like a beast on the battlefield. Perhaps it's because of this she may need to learn how to keep Lu Bu in check occasionally. Xingcai can relate.

    Rattlesnake Jake 
Rattlesnake Jake, God of Armed Tails
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His tail
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Snakes Are Sinister, Psycho for Hire, The Dreaded, Red Eyes, Take Warning, The Gunslinger
  • Domains: Snakes, Guns
  • Rivals: The Man with No Name, Erron Black
  • Enemies: Rango, The Lone Ranger, Lucky Luke, John Wayne, Jill McBain, Indiana Jones, Tarantula, Serperior
  • Opposes: Liars, Traitors
  • Disapproves of: Yosemite Sam, Hol Horse
  • Mixed Relations: Gauron, Bullseye
  • If Rattlesnake Jake is considered to be the metaphorical Grim Reaper of a town, then he's someone who shouldn't be taken for granted. A cold-blooded killer with a gatling gun for a tail whose name instills fear in the hearts of small animals, he relishes at the opportunity to take lives whenever he is asked for such. That said, he has a sort of code of honor, respecting those who can put up a good fight against him and detests liars. If he works for someone and gets double-crossed by them, then he'll be more than willing to take their lives when all is said and done.
  • He is largely seen as the animal world equivalent of a Psycho for Hire given how much he enjoys his work of hunting down targets and taking them down. The much larger scale of the Pantheon means that he has more potential beings to work for and hunt down. While he is content with doing his work within the animal world, he's willing to take up jobs that involve humans should he be asked to do so.
    • When it comes to working with Gauron and Bullseye, Jake actually doesn't do it that often. While it's true that all three of them are bloodthirsty and eager to take on jobs that involve killing people, Jake does have a code of honor to some extent, effectively making him a little less evil in comparison to Gauron or Bullseye. That and Gauron is too much even for Jake to handle. Things are only slightly better between Jake and Bullseye and even then, they don't go after the same target.
  • Snakes are already a bad enough problem for Indiana Jones and one that can use a gun very well just makes it worse for him. It doesn't help that Indy's enemies, if they're willing to do so, could hire Jake as a means to take him down. On his end, Jake is willing to see if Indy can use his wits effectively to survive a potential encounter between each other.
    • Of all the other snake-haters, Tarantula seems to have a literally bigger problem with Jake than Indy could, mostly due to how Tarantula had to face off against a recurring rattlesnake a number of times before. Fighting against Jake is even more problematic for Tarantula given how he has a gun and knows how to use it well. Luckily for Tarantula, Jake doesn't have an unlimited amount of ammo with him at all times.
  • Jill McBain thouroughly hates Jake, seeing as how his sadistic sociopathic attitude is almost akin to that of her sworn enemy Frank, regardless of if Jake's level of malevolence doesn't exactly reach that of Frank's. While Jake doesn't really care too much about Jill by default, any possible job that involves stopping her he's willing to take up.
  • As a gunslinger, he's ended up getting into a number of gunfights against others like him. His rivalry with The Man with No Name is more pronounced due to the latter having thoughts about how Jake is similar to Angel Eyes. While Jake doesn't really know that person, but he's eager to confront The Man with No Name if the information of a similar being helped Rango find the courage to fight back is anything to go by. In contrast, most heroic gunslingers such as The Lone Ranger and Lucky Luke have great issue with him over his violent attitude and the threat he poses towards others.
    • Despite most of the gunslingers being competent by default, Jake would rather not talk about Yosemite Sam and Hol Horse. To him, those two don't even deserve to go after others with their incompetence and Jake even believes that Hol Horse's ability to control bullets is a factor in Hol Horse being useless.
  • Liars are something that Jake cannot stand no matter what. Him finding out that there's plenty of such made him upset to say the least. Those who can't tell lies well irritate him to no end and he sees them as just wannabes who want to be a something when they're really just a nobody. As for more skilled liars, Jake holds the same contempt towards them as other liars, pointing out that frauds can't last forever, no matter how well they cover their tracks.
    • By extension, he has absolutely no respect towards anyone who has double-crossed someone else. With the number of deities with traitorous tendencies present, Jake has made it clear that if any of those kinds of people want his help, he will reject the offer no matter what. The fact that he got double-crossed by the one he was employed under initially is definitely a factor in his mindset.
  • One of his jobs involved attempting to eliminate Serperior, another serpent that was reported to have a decent ability in combat. Jake was more than willing to see how well the Pokemon could hold up and once he got to her, Serperior unsurprisingly fought back against Jake's bullets with Leaf Storm. It ended with some injuries on both sides and Serperior having nothing but contempt towards Jake (who admitted that Serperior would be one of his more difficult targets to go after again following the battle) for being yet another psychotic serpent.
  • Despite being known as a kind of Grim Reaper, no one has tried to dress him up in traditional Grim Reaper clothing. Not only is such an idea dangerous and stupid, trying to attach a scythe to Jake's gun simply won't work out. And even if it did, the end result of a snake wildly swinging around a bladed tail that can shoot bullets simply wouldn't be worth it.
  • Asking about if there's any logical way that his tail-gun can function is extremely ill-advised. Like a whole lot of things in the Pantheon, it only works just because a gunslinging snake is cool and asking about it is basically just asking to get hung up on something that's not worth getting hung up on.
  • If people have had it with monkey-fighting snakes on a Monday-to-Friday plane, then those same people are probably going to get fed up a lot sooner if there's one armed with a gun. Jake clearly hasn't gone onto planes, but will if a deity asks him to go after a target there.

Revy, Goddess of Guns Akimbo (Two-Hands, Rebecca Lee)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: Her custom Berettas
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil leaning towards True Neutral, Chaotic Evil when she loses it
  • Theme Song: Red Fraction
  • Portfolio: Villain Protagonists, Guns Akimbo, Sociopathic Heroines, Frequent Swearing
  • Domains: Destruction, Death, Evil, Guns
  • Followers: Jake English
  • Enemies: Teana Lanster (who, although she uses a similar combat style, frowns upon Revy's callous and violent methods), Johan Liebert due to Hansel and Gretel becoming devoted to him and seeing him as a father figure to him, Lucy due to similar reasons with Johan Liebert, Hansel and Gretel, Roberta, Yuno Gasai (due to similar reasons as Hansel and Gretel), Motoko Kusanagi, Samus Aran, Noel Vermillion , Nu-13, May
  • Rival: Domino.
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Hotel Moscow, Noel Vermillion (When they put aside their differences.)
  • Some members of the Pantheon likes to compare her to Lara Croft at times. None of them dares to do it in Revy's presence due to her short temper, though.
  • Her opponents have grown used to not trying to Badass Boast when fighting her. She often takes it as the perfect opportunity to load them full of bullets.
  • Revy despises Yuno Gasai since she makes her think of Hansel and Gretel.
  • Since Revy and Noel Vermillion belong to different factions (GUAG and GUAE), both often fight against each other whenever they cross paths. However, they will put aside their difference when it comes to Nu-13 and Yuno Gasai.
    • Noel Vermillion is currently trying to stage a takeover against Revy or have a spot in the house as her Good Counterpart.
  • Rainbow Dash feels a bit awkward around Revy, as she has the same voice as her old friend Gilda. Revy looks at Rainbow with interest as she sounds similar to Hansel.
    • Now that Gilda has ascended, one wonders what would happen if they would meet.
  • Didn't feel too bad about Yuna, one of her previous followers, going back to her roots in the House of Magic. Yuna comes by to target practice with Revy every now and then, though.


    Vincent Vega 
Vincent Vega, God of Reckless Shooting