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Pantheon: Commerce
Commerce

Out of all the Houses in the Pantheon, the House of Commerce is the one that would fit best in a modern Earth city. It would still get a few odd looks, though. From the outside, it looks something like a boxy castle with several towers, all metal with glass windows that reflect the light. Each tower houses its own CEO and their staff. The lowest floor of the main building is permanently flooded with four feet of water, the better for a tiny pirate ship to navigate. Other floors have their walls splashed with brightly-colored advertisements for pretty much everything - the only square inches not given over to an ad are in the CEO towers.

The place is infested with weird little robots that can be destroyed for cash. It's also populated with Gray Mann's robots who fulfill the same function, but aren't quite as easy to destroy. Primus is not amused, and his children have not-so-secretly infiltrated the pantheon to make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

There's been a mini contest to get Commander Shepard to say "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite House in the Pantheon." in each House. So far, there hasn't been any success.

They would have even more richer if Jay Gatsby, who's on The Fallen, shares his fortune with them.

They have also kept a leery eye on Petyr Baelish of the House of Mentalism despite his experience as Seven Kingdoms' Master of Coin.

The House has two note-worthy guests that are to be killed on sight: Prince Charmles and both Mr and Mrs. Shun Ayasai. The former who promised the Gods to pay them if they got an Argornian Heart (which he just bought later on), the latter for being so consumed by Greed that they would sell their child to the Yakuza.

Seto Kaiba, CEO of Young Money (Kaiba Boy, The Prince of Games, The Chess Prince)
  • Theme Music: Duel Madness Instrumental.
  • Demigod (Lesser God if he has Obelisk the Tormentor on his side)
  • Symbol: The KaibaCorp Logo.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Anti Heroes, Badass Longcoats, Screwing of Rules, and Possession of Mountains of Money, Virtual Ghosts, Leet Haxor Skillz, Card Games as Serious Business, Disbelievers, Ensemble Darkhorses, Determinators.
  • Domains: Avarice, Cold, Destiny, Family, Pride, Retribution, Wealth.
  • Followers: The Kingpin, Montana Max, That Yellow Bastard, Mimi.
  • Rivals: Yugi Muto (a friendly one), Robin Hood.
  • Enemies: Noah Kaiba (his step-brother), Dovahkiin.
  • High Priest: Karin Kanzuki.
  • Kaiba chafes at the restrictions of the Pantheon and has in the past attempted to buy the positions of other Gods to expand His portfolio. He also has a fierce but ultimately friendly rivalry with Yugi Muto, God of Anime Hair.
  • Noa Kaiba of the House of Technology often uploads himself into Seto Kaiba's mainframe, being jealous of his position. For his part, Seto constantly designs and redesigns firewalls and other security systems to keep the brat out. His tower is adorned with variations on the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and there are hologram stations in every cubicle.
  • He reacted to the news of his ascension with an angry "That's ridiculous! People don't become Gods!" He changed his mind in a hurry when Karin Kanzuki bought a mansion next door to his palace that was almost twice as big as his own. They both have connections.
  • Keeps his little brother the Morality Pet around out of habit, though having to rescue him from the inevitable kidnappers is a chore. He's considering paying someone else to do it.
  • He has grown quite an affection for Paarthurnax as well as the large stone where he learns people about the Thu'um. Where else is he going to find a giant rock along with a giant dragon? Sadly, the many visits of Dovahkiin bothers him greatly.
  • Despite his cold attitude, he does have a soft spot in his heart: orphans. This is due to his backstory and he plans to open an amusement park for orphans and homeless children can roam about for free. This touched the hearts of many gods, some shedding a Single Tear at the story.
    • There is also one thing that he really despises: Abusive Parents which stem from his childhood with his "adoptive" father. He met up with Uncle Howee who made a deal with him: he brings up the Ayasaki parents, and in exchange he simply asked for all of the House of Commerce to get their well-earned revenge on the two of them, all Howee asked was for the Gods to come to his special show to night. Kaiba agreed, and thus rallied the House of Commerce to attack the two bastards. Uncle Howee returned the favor by having the Ayasaki parents (transformed into marionettes) perform on his show. Uncle Howee walked away that night a millionaire.
  • Would like it for other gods to STOP making comparisons to James of Team Rocket and Brock. He's getting sick and tired of that. And for Kirby and King Dedede, no he is not some masked freak who goes by the name "Meta Knight".

C. Montgomery Burns, God of Old Money (Mr. Burns)

Konata Izumi, Goddess of Viral Marketing (Lucky Star, Legendary Girl A, Shorty McBlue Hair)

C.C., Goddess of Product Placement (Pizza Butt)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Cheese-kun
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Mysterious Waifs, Witches, Immortality, The Ageless, Pretty Freeloaders, Inexplicably Revealing Outfits, Attractive Physiques, Girls in Boxes
  • Domain: Family, Limbo, Mysticism, Trade
  • Followers: The superheroes of Tiger & Bunny.
  • Allies: Lelouch vi Britannia
  • Rival: Suzaku Kururugi
  • Enemy: Emperor Charles zi Britannia
  • C.C. has a habit of ordering products through Internet channels on the dimes of other Gods. Lucrative sponsorship deals with Pizza Hut, Biglobe Internet, and many other companies through Her several lifetimes have allowed Her to maintain that lavish lifestyle. One must wonder why She doesn't simply use Her own endorsement money.

Ash Ketchum, God of Gotta Buy Them All (Satoshi, Pokemon Master, Red, Twerp, Ashley)
  • Theme Song: Gotta Catch 'Em All, Aim to Be a Master
  • Lesser God (Intermediate God if he unlocks his Aura powers)
  • Symbol: A PokéBall next to his trademark hat (it varies with each region that he goes to)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good, mostly
  • Portfolio: Monster Hunting, Collection, Being A Master, Mass Media, having the ability to use Aura
  • Domain: Destiny, Glory, Spirit, Temptation, Trade
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Team Rocket, Ghetsis Harmonia
  • Was challenged by Yugi Muto to a card game for his powers; the duel is still going on. The rest of the Pantheon breathes a sigh of relief at keeping these two busy.
  • Is rather annoyed when Gods prefer the girth of his first rival, Gary Oak, and not his.
  • Seems to have a kindred spirit with Cosmos. It's probably because they have similar voices.
    • Also has cheered up one Carly Nagisa since they too share voices (more specifically, Ash is startled to find her sound similar to his friend, May).
  • Is happy to find his friends Misty and Brock also in the Pantheon, but is also weary on Team Rocket as opposing gods. He is willing to put that aside though when it comes to Ghetsis, since the Team Plasma member tested his mind control technology on Pikachu as part of another plot to gain control of the legendary Pokémon in the Pantheon.
  • When he gains a new Pokémon on his team, he often discusses their relationship with N.
  • Has the ability to use Aura. While many Gods have suggested that he train with that ability, he's declined.

Sponge Bob Square Pants, God of Cash Cows

Yogurt, God of Moichendizing

Yuko Ichihara, Goddess of The Multiverse and Equivalent Exchange (The Dimensional Witch)

The Incubators, Divine Weasels of Devil Deals (Kyubey, QB, Jubey)
Left: Jubey. Right: Kyubey.

Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, CEO of Honest John's Dealership (CMOT Dibbler)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: One of his sausages-inna-bun
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Lethal Sausages, shady business
  • Domains: Sausage, Money, All Things Guaranteed to Have Fallen off the Back of a Wagon, Business
  • Allies: Most of the House of Commerce
  • Enemies: People who've eaten his sausages, the House of Food
  • Followers: Most car dealerships, all of the other Dibblers
  • High Priest: Mr. Wormwood
  • CMOT Dibbler can be found around the pantheon, selling sausages-inna-bun to hungry deities and/or whoever hasn't heard about them yet. Some think he should stop, as those who've eaten his sausages invariably become his enemies, but others admire the fact that he still can sell his sausages, even after they've become legendary, and not in a good way.
  • There are a lot of other suspiciously similar people out on the Discworld. They are not CMOT Dibbler, but they do follow him and carry on his work on earth (or rather Disc) when he's not there, and preach his gospel.
  • Rumor has it that Dibbler has gotten in trouble with the House of Transportation, having sold them used cars that broke down the instant they got a thousand feet away from the dealership. CMOT blames his high priest, a used car dealer.

Looten Plunder, CEO of Corporate Corruption
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A fake $1,000,000 bill with his face on it
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Corrupt Corporate Executives, Pollution For Fun And Profit, Clothing With Only The Finest Of Animal Furs
  • Domains: Avarice, Greed (yeah, he gets both, too), Blackwater, Blightbringer, Pestilence
  • Allies: Eric Raymond, Ragyo Kiryuin
  • Opposed By: Captain Planet, Scrooge McDuck
  • Followers: Gordon Gekko (Wall Street), Corporate Commander
  • Of the Captain Planet villains, Plunder was the only one worthy of godhood, as He was the only one with a motive for his crimes (money), rather than just pollution for the hell of it.
  • This spot was previously owned by Lex Luthor, but was moved to the House of Love after the other gods learned of his weird relationship with Clark Kent.
  • His CEO tower is impossibly opulent, with just about every piece of wood carved from something incredibly endangered. There are seven colors of velvet pile, tacky gold chandeliers, and every expensive artwork available. Cigars are lit by hundred-dollar-bills.
  • It has recently been revealed that Plunder has ties to several figures in the House of Crime, most notably James Moriarty and Walter White. Plunder has denied any connections and tied up the legal system from prosecuting him while he continues to profit from his dealings.

Wario, God of Greed

Segata Sanshiro, God of Over-The-Top Advertisements (Son of Sega)

Alan Ralsky, God of E-Mail Spam
  • Lesser God
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Smug Snake, Acting Like a Jerkass Because He Can Get Away With It
  • Domains: Internet, Corporations
  • Alan Ralsky is known throughout Real Life as being a complete jerk. He was the one who invented spam e-mails, and his immoral ways of practicing business have made him a hated man the world over. He ascended upon an interview, wherein he revealed the true depths of his schemes, which have allowed him to get very rich, very fast, but are still legal.
  • As he has not yet cast off his mortal shell, Alan is required to also spend time mortal, not remembering his time in the pantheons, so that nobody gets suspicious of why he's suddenly disappeared.
  • His spamming earned him the ire of Anonymous, who orchestrated an incredibly karmic divine punishment him: His address was posted on the internet, and he was signed up for every hard-copy mailing campaign people could find. It arrived at his house by the truckload every day, and though he threatened to sue, a combination of not knowing who did it and his own lawyer technique he was unable to. He thought that by moving into the pantheons, he'd get away with it, but Anonymous, still seeking revenge for years of spam, gave out his address at the House of Commerce to the gods of the mail service, meaning that he still gets truckloads of catalogs, even when he's detached from the ordinary time/space continuum.

Billy Mays, God of Top-Of-The-Lungs Advertising
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The OxiClean logo
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Shouting, Shilling, More Shouting, Self-Parody, and Even More Shouting
  • Domains: Craft, Technology
  • Followers: Anthony Sullivan
  • Allies: Don LaFontaine, BRIAN BLESSED
  • Mortal Enemies: Vince Offer
  • Ascended after shaking his mortal coil on June 28th, 2009, for a lifetime of service to the advertising industry. The still-mortal Offer was not pleased. Cartman follows him around, constantly asking for more of that Stuff that removes ass-blood from undergarments as a result of eating cheap Mexican food.
  • Is now in competition with his ally Don LaFontaine to see whose voice can sell more halos.
  • The Goddess of Charming Thievery once stole his voice, but gave it back almost immediately, ostensibly because it was too loud, but, just possibly, because the voice is who Billy Mays is, and she has a policy against soul theft.

Mario, God of Mascots and Fun (Mister Video Game)

BnL, Celestial Mega Corporation (Buy n Large)

Tsunade and Marjorie "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier), Co-Goddesses of Compulsive Gamblers (Tsunade: Fifth Hokage, The Legendary Sucker, Granny Tsunade)

Quark, God of Black Market Deals
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A stylized Ferengi starship
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Exploitative Management, Untrustworthy Merchants, Necessary Evils, Occasional Flashes of Conscience, Heroically Protective Sons
  • Domains: Wealth, Avarice, Cowardice, Trickery
  • Allies: Worf, Black Mage, Leman Russ, Ciaphas Cain
  • Enemies: The Gods of Justice
  • Quark's bar is a place where anything and everything can be bought, and where activity skirts just along the edge of the law without quite crossing into illegality.
  • Quark has very few worshipers, as those who would worship such an avaricious deity tend to pray to the gods for wealth, but Quark is not altruistic enough to grant such prayers. As of recent, most of his few regulars have left for Moe's Tavern in the House of Food. Moe's just as crusty, but there's better booze to be had. The few remaining barflies are those who like the ambience or have business with Quark.

Jerrica Benton, Goddess of Generosity (Jem)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: The Jem logo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Hiding Secret Identities, The Power of Rock, Outrageous Manes, Clingy Jealous Girls, Amazing Surrogate Sisters
  • Domains: Music, Protection, Wealth
  • Allies: Amano Kazumi, Katara, Paul McCartney, Nanami Lucia, Momomiya Ichigo, Robin Hood, Charlotte LaBouf
  • Enemies: Eric Raymond, Wario, Looten Plunder, Shirayuki Berii
  • Managed to get Lucia's idea for "the godliest girl band ever" off the ground and releasing new material at the astounding rate of three short songs a day. Uses the funds from her music career to operate a halfway house for Mary Sues that are trying to reform.
  • Unlike Sol Badguy's operation, Jerrica will forgive almost anything short of forthrightly and unrepentantly supporting Shirayuki Berii's efforts to regain her power over the Pantheon. However, she does not know that Xanatos is actually the one who arranged for her success and manipulated her into having the idea to open the halfway house as part of a grand scheme to provoke the Disgraced into open war against the rest of the Pantheon.
  • Has forged most of her alliances for the purpose of keeping Eric Raymond in check.
  • Later mythology (read: fuzzy nostalgia and genre savviness re: Clarke's Law for Girls' Toys) has suggested that she is a follower of Kinomoto Sakura. Though Jerrica in fact stands firmly with technology rather than magic, she is allied with those who are not - Lucia for her music and Ichigo for her grudge against Berii.

Bubs, God of Shady Salesmen (Thnikkaman)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A piece of paper with the letters "TH" written on it in red
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Former Possessors of Useless Superpowers, Shout Outs to Kaiju, Not Being Able To Unmask the Thnikkaman, Jive Turkeys
  • Domains: Avarice, Greed, Trickery
  • Followers: Swindle (Several versions from various Transformers series), Stan (Monkey Island), Nabiki Tendou (Ranma ˝), Sylvester McMonkey McBean (Dr. Seuss), Tristam (Final Fantasy Mystic Quest)
  • Allies: Wario, Konata Izumi, Carmen Sandiego, Strong Bad
  • Enemies: Robin Hood, Jerrica Benton, C.C.
  • During his time in the Pantheon, Bubs has expanded his eponymous concession stand into a whole chain of Bubs' Concession Stands. In these fine outlets, he sells almost anything imaginable short of a Pantheon Treasure, including things like obviously broken computers, muscle-enhancement powders, wireless extension cords, and knockoff merchandise of the various deities. Though often overpriced, they always seem to have exactly what deities need at exactly the right time, so Bubs is one of the richest deities in the House.
  • CMOT Dibbler previously held the title, before discovering his occupancy in the House made it too easy for former customers to find him. He sold his godhood to Bubs for an undisclosed price, which he insists was cutting his own throat.
    • Since giving the various incarnations of Swindle more visible places in his establishments, Bubs seems to have overcome those problems.

CEO Nwabudike Morgan, God of Economic Superpowers (The Morganite)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Morgan Enterprises Logo
  • Alignment: Money
  • Portfolio: Greed, Megacorps, Naming Cities After Himself, Energy Credits
  • Domains: Community, Greed, Money
  • Followers: Colin and Sasha (Advance Wars)
  • Allies: Seto Kaiba, Mr. Burns
  • Achieved immortality by purchasing it. He was just hoping for a couple thousand years, even 500 would have been pretty nice, but actual immortality turned out to be quite a bargain — for him, at least.
  • Is interested in buying the land deed for the land the Pantheon houses stand on, and has offered a small part of his fortune for it in the sum of a few trillion Energy Credits. Though he has yet to make contact with the current owner of the deed to make the offer in person, Morgan remains confident he will take it.
  • As a proprietor of free trade due to the massive economic benefits it grants at the cost of no oversight or control to curb corruption, he meets Seto Kaiba's catchphase with his variant "Screw The Rules If It Means Money!"
  • "Human behavior is economic behavior. The particulars may vary but competition for limited resources remains a constant. Need as well as greed has followed us to the stars and the rewards of wealth still await those wise enough to recognize this deep thrumming of our common pulse." - Book of Morgan, verse 2:53.

Watts, God of Profiteering During Battle
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: An axe with a hunk of silver ore behind it.
  • Alignment: Chaotic neutral with good tendencies
  • Portfolio: Capitalism in dangerous situations, Refusing to pay heroes more than half price for old items, Dwarves, Blacksmiths
  • Domains: Avarice, Wealth, Craft
  • Followers: Rin (Final Fantasy X), Neko (Secret of Mana), nearly every other shopkeeper in a role-playing game.
  • Allies: Bubs often collaborates to "improve" the doings of both parties. Tom Nook has expressed some curiosity in alliance as well, but as he expects Watts to borrow 10 million gil to build a suitable place to hold such negotiations, no progress has been made thus far.
  • Originally competed with Rin for this position, but won out due to being willing to fight while gouging the hero. The two have since made up, and are looking to increase their customer base. Should another clash between the Pantheons erupt, Watts looks to use the opportunity to increase his stature to at least Intermediate God.

Scrooge McDuck, CEO of Finance and Champion of Those who Swim Through Gold

Recette Lemongrass, Goddess of Item Shops (The Moe Capitalist, Merchant of the Gods)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Recettear Store Sign
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Young Entrepreneurs, Getting The Customer Whatever They Need, Dungeon Crawling For Loot, Loyal Mercenar- err, Friends, Cheerfully Overcoming Life's Problems, Misunderstandings That Start Bad Religions, Friendship And Forgiveness, Well-Decorated Buildings, Moe Characters, Catch Phrases (Capitalism, ho! Yayifications! Oh, carp!), What the heckles?!
  • Domains: Commerce, Adventure, Wealth, Charm, Friendship, Endurance
  • Followers: Tear, Nameless NPC Shopkeepers Everywhere
  • Allies: Konata Izumi, Nanoha Takamachi, Luna Lovegood, The Entire House of Weapons
  • Followers: Hachi, the Annas, the creepy black-cloaked merchant from Resident Evil 4, Ramus
  • Although Recette began with barely a penny to her name and a crippling debt hanging over her head, she turned her house into an item shop and not only paid the debt, but also hired her Fairy Companion and former loan shark Tear on as an accountant, amassed a small army of loyal friends who also double as her dungeon-delving muscle, and built up a wealth that earned her the ownership of an item shop on prime real estate in the Trope Pantheon. She now spends her days selling artifacts of great power to deities and adventurous mortals, making new friends, and building up an inventory that will soon be large enough to warp time and space in her stock rooms.
  • Recette's rapid climb from obscurity to internet fame almost entirely through word-of-mouth advertising provided Konata Izumi, Goddess of Viral Marketing, the last bit of power necessary to secure her rise from demigoddess to true divinity. As such, the two became immediate friends. Lately, Konata has been spotted hanging around Recette's shop while developing a line of Trope-tan collectibles.
  • Seeing as Recette earned the friendship of half her mercenary crew by cheerfully beating them in the face, Recette also made immediate friends with Nanoha Takamichi. As soon as they met, half the Pantheon was heard groaning and saying, "Not another one!"
  • Due to her tendency to put the right information together into the most mind-boggling conclusion possible, Recette has also found a kindred spirit in Luna Lovegood and is being considered for a seat on the Council of Cloudcookooland. However, since Recette puts all her energy into her item shop, any seat awarded to her would likely would be little more than honorary.
  • Rumor has it that a formerly missing Maximum Security Artifact was discovered on her store shelves, apparently pawned off to her by a mysterious stranger who claimed it was a family heirloom. The SCP Foundation eventually persuaded her to release it into their custody, but only after she managed to convince them to pay an obscene amount of money for it.
  • Kratos once challenged Recette to a fight, choosing the website GameFAQs as a venue in the hope that he would have an advantage. Kratos inevitably won, but Recette's followers and allies turned up to support her, which resulted in Recette putting up much more of a fight than Kratos had anticipated. This incident resulted in rumours that Kratos was falling victim to The Worf Effect. Kratos strenuously denies the rumours, and brutally murders anyone who brings them up within earshot of him.
  • Recently formed an alliance of convenience with Flynn, who keeps her shop well stocked with the "relics" he gathers here and there. While she appreciates the influx of rare stuff, and truly enjoys the fact she hasn't been robbed ONCE since Flynn became a regular customer, Recette is somewhat leery of him - Flynn prefers fixed rates for the items he sells, and with his skill and demons, she's in no position to haggle with him.

The Courier, God of Couriers (Courier Six)

The Sheriff of Nottingham, CEO of Debt Collectors
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: A looted sack of gold
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Debt Collectors.
  • Domain: Evil, Suffering, Greed, Commerce
  • Allies: Mr. Burns, Looten Plunder, Tom Nook.
  • Enemies: Robin Hood, Hayate, Marge, Tsunade, Artina
  • Followers: Pressler and Pressler, Brachfeld Associates, Midland Funding, Hunt and Henriques
  • Feared and loathed as the worst of a vile lot.
    • Not even The Joker will take him on, as the House of Commerce is like the IRS when it comes to taxes.
  • There was a time when not many members of the Pantheon took him seriously when he tried to collect debts. But then he started to use the "Stewie Griffin approach" in order to make sure that bills, loans, taxes and other debts were paid. Safe to say, most gods tends to pay their debts nowadays.
  • Many of the victims of his unlawful tactics cried out to Robin Hood for justice. He responded by tag teaming with Artina to seize all illegally collected money from the Sheriff's coffers. Needless to say, the Thief Angel has earned the eternal ennity of the arch debt collector.

Ted DiBiase, God of Wrestlers With Second Jobs (The Million Dollar Man)

Chester A. Bum, God of the Homeless (Chester Alfred Bum)
  • Theme Song: "Minuetto"
  • "I was a Lesser God once! It tasted like butter."
  • Symbol: A Styrofoam change cup
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Shouting, Having strange things happen to him that he brings up out of the blue, Alcohol and drugs, Thinking everything is the greatest thing he has ever seen in his life
  • Domains: Poverty, Alcohol, Drugs, Spare Change
  • Allies: The Nostalgia Critic
  • Followers: Lester B. Bum, Spencer D. Bum, Pester, and the Cinema Bum
  • Opposed by: C. Montgomery Burns, Patrick Bateman
  • "OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST PANTHEON I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!"
  • Chester can often be found sitting just outside the House of Commerce, living in a box and loudly demanding change of all passersby. Mr. Burns has grown tired of Chester's presence and would love nothing more than to evict him. Captain America and the rest of the House of Justice are also frequently at odds with Chester for his frequent possession of controlled substances, but Chester is often able to evade them.
  • He and the Nostalgia Critic are long time friends. However, after an ill-fated search for the Necronomicon and a legal confrontation over the Critic's Transformers reviews, their relationship seems to be getting strained.
  • "HOORAY!"

Charlotte LaBouff, Goddess who Dreams about being a Princess and the Proclaimed Princess of the Spoiled Sweet (Lottie)
  • Demigoddess (She prefers the term Princess though)
  • Symbol: A copy of the Frog Prince
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: wearing pink outfits, dreaming of being a princess, being filthy rich but not being very bright yet very generous despite that, shimmering hair and personality, being friends with Tiana since childhood, good relationship with her father, having lots of gorgeous dresses, beauty from the South, dreams from reading lots of romance stories, wanting her own friend to achieve her own happiness
  • Domain: Generosity, Princesses, Fairy Tales
  • Allies: Tiana, Karen Minazuki, every good goddess in the House of Royalty, Belle and the Beast, Jasmine, Aladdin, Lili de Rochefort, Rarity, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Carly Nagisa, Mulan, Ariel
  • Enemies: Prince Charmles, Eliza Reagan, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
  • She believed that she ascended after making a wish on the wishing star. What really made her ascend was her friendship with Black Best Friend Tiana, whom she helped get her dress up for a lavish ball she held and paid her enough money to open her restaurant. This moment made the Gods realize that Lottie deserved her position.
    • What cemented her case was during an incident when both Tiana and Prince Naveen —whom Lottie was going to marry to— had been turned into frogs, and that only a kiss from a princess (she was the princess of the Mardi Gras Fair that night) would save them. When she learned how much her friend was in love with Naveen, she was happy for her friend's success and wished her good luck. This is because that while she wants her dream to marry a prince, she also wants Tiana to have happiness too.
  • Became good friends with Rarity due to their desire to marry princes. Lottie loves all of the dresses Rarity makes and pays her a lot to have them commissioned. After having some time wearing them, she lets young girls have them so they could all be princesses.
  • Even though she's a goddess, she insists that she be called a princess. She also searches around the Pantheon, searching for a prince to marry. She doesn't mind if they say 'no'; she can wait.
  • When Tiana finally made it to the pantheon, Lottie burst into joy and gave her best friend a hug. She makes frequent visits to the Food Pantheon because of this.
    • When Gordon Ramsay ascended, Charlotte heard him shouting, afraid that he was insulting Tiana's cooking. Not wanting to see her friend in tears, she ran toward him and nearly got herself into a fist fight with him. It took some tea, beignets, gumbo and a 30 minute talk for Ramsay to explain that he was praising Tiana for working her way up to accomplish her dream as it reminded him of an individual who once entered Hell's Kitchen with that same passion and hard-work ethic. Charlotte has since forgiven him (although she still does wince when Ramsay starts his yelling once more).
  • While traveling throughout the House of Emotion, she spotted Karen Minazuki. After some time together over beignets, gumbo and fairy tales, the two became fast friends. Lottie has now decided to help Karen on her mission to cheer up those who are rich yet lonely.
  • When the new Royalty House came to be, and Princess Peach arrived as the first honorary god in the house, Charlotte rushed toward her and was excited to see a true princess in front of her eyes. The two spent some time talking to one another over tea, cake and some beignets which ended with Princess Peach giving her an honorary title of princess-in-training. Charlotte fainted in happiness. With the addition of Snow White, Aurora and Cinderella, Charlotte has worked twice as hard to become a princess just like them, but she hasn't lost sight of being the generous girl that she truly is.
    • Later on, Prince Charmles tried to take her hand in marriage and Charlotte accepted, asking Tiana to cook a bowl of gumbo for celebration. However, when Charmles insulted both Tiana and her cooking, Charlotte got infuriated and kicked him out, calling the wedding off.
  • When Belle entered the House of Love, and Charlotte congratulated Belle for finding love with The Beast, she had the most brilliant idea ever. She began reading lots of books about fairy tales from Belle's personal collection and the House of Knowledge, deciding to use that knowledge for all young girls who desired to become princesses. After all, who better to teach them about how to be a princess when she herself was working hard to become one?
  • Padme's ascension into the Pantheon made Charlotte happier than before. Alongside Padme's beautiful clothes, she's jumped at a chance to be one of her doubles because that means she'd be a Princess for a Day. Tiana is currently talking to her about the dangerous that would be.
  • After seeing Prince Charmles being sent into the Disgraces, Charlotte actually went there to admonish him for his rudeness to her fellow princess friends. This is when she bumped into Eliza Reagan, and thought that she could befriend her. Unfortunately, she found Eliza's attitude almost as bad as Prince Charmless himself and has gotten very angry with her. She's now determined to spread her title of the Princess of the Spoiled Sweet to ensure that not every girl whose rich is a complete jerk. Karen has agreed to help her in that cause.
  • Was very admonished by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for their cruelty to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Just because they had money, it does not mean you can act cruel! She has now become an older sister figure to the CMC in regards to making their dreams come true. The Cutie Mark Crusaders help make her rounds around the House of Commerce and Royalty regarding princesses, generosity and kindness.
    • Unfortunately, even Charlotte can't control the Cutie Mark Crusaders' energy and curiosity. She's gotten many complaints from the gods in regards to the destruction the little fillies have caused with their roundabouts here.
  • Has decided to help Karen Minazuki with her plan to share her money with Jay Gatsby.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, God of Nonsensically Awesome Commercials and Smelling Like A Memetic Badass (Isaiah Mustafa)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Old Spice Body Wash.
  • Alignment: Uncertain, depending on what he can do at the time.
  • Portfolio: Memetic Badass, Mr. Fanservice, Memetic Mutation, Crazy Awesome Nonsensical Advertisements, Deadpan Snarkers, Large Ham.
  • Domain: Commercial, Bathing.
  • Followers: Ladies, Men, Camels who love wednesdays.
  • Enemies: Those who use lady-scented body wash, Albert Wesker.
  • He's on a horse (backwards).
  • Surprise, he's actually on a mountaintop playing those sweet "sha-la-las" you love to hear.
  • Can turn tickets into diamonds.
  • Asks any ladies to 'look at her man, then back to him, now back to her man, now back to him'... before starting an awesome conversion.
  • While he was flattered that Wesker would parody him, being a good man he is, he is not amused with Wesker's evil acts and in a deadpan tone, wishes that Old Uroboros wouldn't sell.
  • It's rumored by some that he is actually an Overdeity hiding his true power. The Old Man Spice has laughed at the idea and denied it — it's just that his manly scent is so overpowering to even the greatest gods of the Pantheon that it distorts their view of his other abilities.

Sundowner, CEO of Profitable War(The Californian Wild Fire, Wind of Destruction, Doom Sunny Demise)
  • Theme Song: Red Sun
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Bloodlust (his twin pair of scissor machetes) surrounded by six explosive shields.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Instigating war for the heck of it, explosive reactive shields, flashy and hardly efficient techniques, supplying countries for war, fighting as dirty as possible, having a good touch with his inner child
  • Domains: War, Arms Dealing, Child Soldiers.
  • Allies: As long as you can pay, he can supply you alright.
  • Followers: Many Arms Dealers and various warmongers
  • Enemies: Entire House of Combat seems to utterly despise him.
  • Tried to make his way into House of Combat first as a God of Ridiculously Efficient Shields. It didn't last, to say the least, mostly due to him angering both Kenshiro and Asura when he casually mentioned the concept of child soldiers and how effective they are, especially when they are warped by war atrocities. Proof is, explosive shield means little if your opponent can punch through it and not flinch a bit. Since that incident, Sundowner's been hanging around House of Commerce, since it's not half as dangerous for him to be around, trying to advertise war and selling his services to the highest bidder. Thankfully, Mario and The Courier are able to fend him off once he starts becoming too volatile, though he always returns.
  • Likes to gloat that he's "FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!". While this was proved wrong by many different gods, he still can give an opponent a hard time with his "gimmicky shit" like explosive shields or scissor blade or just the fact that he constantly has attack helicopters behind him as a back-up.
  • Dell Conagher is not very fond of him, mostly because both share Texan accent and Sundowner so happens to give rather "not-friendly Texan" vibe.
  • Has recently been thinking of a plan to make other Winds of Destruction - Mistral and Monsoon - ascend. Still has no idea where to start.
    • So far, Monsoon is in. One down.
    • Additionally, Armstrong also found himself a spot.
    • And now Mistral and Sam have made it in. The Winds of Destruction are now complete.
  • When he found out he wasn't the only God out for War for Fun and Profit, Sundowner started planning a sinister takeover of Millenium's position in the Conquest Army. It.....didn't work out so well.
  • He will also advertise Sunny D ( The D is for Demise).

Hank Hill, God of Propane and Propane Accessories

Emilie "Lili" de Rochefort, Goddess of Ojous

Hello Kitty, Omnipresent Goddess of Mascots (Kitty White, Kitty-chan)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: A pink flower bow.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: The Color Pink, Merchandise Everywhere, Funny Animals, Civilized Animals, Appealing to Girls, Boys, Children and Adults, Japanese Cuteness.
  • Allies:
  • Kitty has no actual powers, but she was elevated from Quasideity to Demigoddess once the gods learned of her true secret ability: being in many places at once.
  • Has befriended a few of her heavily-merchandised Western counterparts, such as Garfield, Spongebob Squarepants, and Mickey Mouse. None of them realized that she could talk, because they rarely ever saw her mouth. Likewise, she was confused by Garfield, another Talking Animal who (rarely) opened his mouth when he spoke.
  • Her cuteness pretty much caused a three way struggle between Chiyo, Yotsuba and Rena Ryuguu who immediately went into I'm Taking Her Home with Me! mode when they met for the first time. This then caused other gods to pretty much die of cuteness overload from the four until Hello Kitty handed the three stuffed toys of her liking, that way they had their own Hello Kitty of their own. Then other younger goddesses came and begged for their own Hello Kitty toys from her. Let's just say that Hello Kitty's been going into the House of Craft often because of that.
  • Once got into a Street Fighter mood and soon had dolls of her dressed up as Ryu, Chun-Li and M. Bison (OF COURSE!). Ryu's reaction was confused, Chun-Li cooed over hers, and M. Bison just took a doll of his own and stormed off.

Princess Morbucks, Official Goddess of Spoiled Brats
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: A $1,000,000 Dollar Bill with her Face inside.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Spoiled Brats, Jerkasses, Evil Redheads, Making Her Foes Bowing to Her, Sociopathy, Lack of Empathy, Lovingly Hated Villains, Envy.
  • Domains: Money, Villainy.
  • Allies: Lex Luthor, C. M. Burns, Looten Plunder, The Millenium.
  • Enemies: Molly Hayes, Yotsuba, Dennis Mitchell, Bart Simpson, Charlotte LaBouff.
  • Opposes: Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
  • High Priestess: Veruca Salt
  • Princess Morbucks joined the Pantheon due to her usage of money to fight against the Powerpuff Girls. She even convinced the majority of the Gods that her power of cold, hard cash was better than both technological advances and mystical dark arts (her former villain comrades Mojo Jojo and Him agreed on that stance).
  • Absolutely despises Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, due to them being a complete disgrace for the spoiled brats archetypes and the fact that Morbucks actually uses her money to good benefit as opposed to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon just plain rubbing it in to other gods' faces. "They have no style", she says.
  • It should be noted that her voice is so similar to either Phoenix and Hawkgirl.
  • Hates Charlotte due to the fact that they have similar themes (princess dreams, love of their dads, lots of money) but it's how they are viewed in this regard: Charlotte is willing to be there for her friend's success and wishes for them to be happy, while Morbucks cares mostly for herself. Still, the two will form an Enemy Mine situation for many of the Disgraces (particularly Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, whom they both hate).
    • Also has a strange relationship with the Cutie Mark Crusaders: the trio like her a bit better than Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon (she doesn't call them "blank flanks" for one), but the CMC cringe whenever she starts whining to get whatever she wants. Still, like Charlotte, they won't hesitate for an Enemy Mine against Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon should it come down to it.

Byakuya Togami, The Esteemed God of Heir-Based Empires (Byakuya-sama, Super High School Level Heir, Ultimate Affluent Progeny, Super Duper High School Prick)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: His folded-up glasses on a throne chair.
  • Alignment: Thinks of himself as Lawful Evil, actually Chaotic Good.
  • Portfolio: Aristocrats Are Evil/Blond Guys Are Evil, Four Eyes, Zero Soul, Refuses to Partake in Friendships, Jerk with a Heart of Jerk, Arrogant as all Hell, Dismisses Emotions, Doesn't Like Sharing Information, 40 Billion Yen in Personal Bank Account, Scary Shiny Glasses, Impoverished Patrician.
  • Domains: Wealth, Apathy, Family
  • Allies: Every other ascended Dangan Ronpa character (much as he hates to admit it), Jin Kisaragi.
  • Rivals: Makoto Naegi (or he likes to think so).
  • Enemies: Monokuma and his Mastermind, Light Yagami, Sundowner, Yuno Gasai
  • Ascended, along with Kirigiri and Naegi, after the destruction of the School Life of Mutual Killings and their successful escapes. He likes to brag that he was the only reason anybody survived the incident, but he knows in the back of his brain that it was barely his work and it was Naegi who saved everybody, and that haunts him.
  • He criticized the Child Soldiers that Sundowner loves to use, both for the moral ambiguity of it in the first place and he has extreme doubt that children would make good warriors in the first place. Sundowner simply laughed at him and asked what a "four-eyed lemon" would know about warfare, and since then, Togami has been secretly plotting the man's demise. Nobody insults a Togami's intelligence.
  • He believes Light Yagami to be a foolish, foolish man who is playing God with the lives of other people. Out of fear for his own life, he never states that opinion; but Yagami simply reminds Togami too much of that damned Mastermind for him to even consider him so much as a rival.
  • Occasionally spies on card games that Naegi and Junpei participate in. Eventually, with a bit of morphogenetic field trickery, Junpei was able to spot him, and since then his spying has become well-known amongst many of the human gods. Theories from an unrequited love towards Naegi to him simply analyzing their tactics and mentally making notes of their mistakes for an unknown reason run rampant, and Togami refuses to comment on the matter.
  • Was once targeted by Gasai Yuno herself, but (un)luckily, she didn't manage to get to him. It was a close incident, and he has said very little about it besides the fact that she reminds him very, very much of a serial killer Yandere he once knew and they annoy him.
  • Has a tendency to refer parts of his possession or body with 'The Esteemed X of Byakuya Togami'.
  • He was once a follower of Jin Kisaragi because they're both utter pricks, until his ascension. So far, Jin is one of the few people that Togami could stand, not referring him as a fool or eyesore.
  • Some say that somewhere in the future, he'll get fat and get depowered due to an event in 'Jabberocky Island'. Togami showed the proofs that these are false and he's still in the Pantheon, mentioning that this 'fat' Togami is an imposter. 'Super High School Level Imposter' at that.

Kecleon Brothers, Gods of Dungeon Shops and Shopkeeper's Revenge
  • Quasideities (Normally), Greater Gods (If some one steals from them)
  • Theme Music: Stop By, Take A Look
  • Symbol: Two red zigzagging lines.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolios: Holding up shops in dungeons, Being able to Change Typing, Hollywood Chameleons, Going into Unstoppable Rage if stolen from.
  • Domains: Shops, Pokémon
  • Allies: Pikachu, Recette Lemongrass
  • Enemies: Every one from the House of Crime
  • These two Kecleon (One green and one purple) which run a small shop, usually located near Recette's Temple. However, the green one usually leaves to sell his goods somewhere else around the Pantheon.
  • Usually, the two of them are really docile... Unless you steal from them, in which they get into Unstoppable Rage, summoning more Kecleon to ambush the thief. During which, the otherwise subpar Pokémon becomes one of most dangerous things you can see.
  • One of grand mission of House of Crime currently is to steal from them and be able to escape without a scratch. So far no one hasn't been quite brave (or foolish) enough to try that. Not even Issac and Miria, who are said to be a few crayons short by most of the House of Crime, wouldn't steal from them.
    • Even so, when they did do this, due to Issac and Miria's immortality, everyone watched as a group of Kecleon kept pounding them into oblivion for three days straight. It asn't until Issac and Miria offered them some of the gold that they had on hand did they stop.
      • Similarly, the House of Friendship has been tasked to find a way to calm down Kecleon if they get angry. So far it has been a really hard task.

Gray Mann, CEO of Money Spiders
  • Theme Song: Robots!
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Australium-powered life-extender machine
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolios: The third brother, Self Made Mann, producing tons of robots running on money actually backfires, bane of eagles, selling hats in desperation, inventing a new form of algebra, being younger than looks would indicate
  • Domains: Trickery, Machinery, Trading
  • Allies: None known.
  • Followers: Gray Army
  • Enemies: Mercs, Saxton Hale, Byakuya Togami
  • Beloved Daughter(or is she?): Olivia
  • Strictly Business Relationship With: Raidou Kuzunoha
  • Cemented his ascension by one-upping Saxton Hale out of his position as CEO of Mann Co. with help of his daughter Olivia(who wasn't ascended, but remains on his side nevertheless).
  • He made sure to replace a part of harmless, money-spewing robots in the house with his Gray Army counterparts to not only provide additional defenses, but also better his PR. For that matter however, he really regrets choosing money of all things as a fuel and really wishes people would stop pointing it out. Hell, his own robots question his choice sometimes much to his chagrin.
    • Those bots aren't very smart either, another thing that makes Gray cringe. At least he rectified the issue with his Mecha Engineers.
  • Because of that reckless choice he's forced to find alternate ways of replenishing his once great fortune, going as far as selling hats made of metal. For that reason he'd managed to strike up a deal with Raidou Kuzunoha: the latter becomes a face of his hat advertisements and gets paid for it as a result.
  • Banned from Houses of Nature and Technology for eating his adoptive eagle mother and her children and being the one to be responsible for Sentry Busters respectively. House of Family is cool with him, strangely enough, because despite the fact that he knifed both of his brothers, they kinda deserved it.
  • His daughter owns a gravel company named Gray Gravel. She's also a new CEO of Mann Co.
  • Absolutely loathes Byakuya Togami as someone who inherited their fortune(reminds him of his idiot brothers). Unlike him, he built his own empire.
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