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Mentalism and Trickery
The House of Mentalism is a very very dark place. No, not figuratively, but literally. Nobody really knows what the House of Mentalism looks like because there's no lighting to speak of. Most people would think that because the House of Mentalism is predominantly occupied with villains, that they are just trying to hide their identities. However, the truth of the matter is far more mundane. The deities within are so busy plotting, conspiring, backstabbing, and manipulating each other that they forgot to install adequate lighting. As a result, there's only one lightbulb for every square mile.
(The Council Of Shadows' meeting chamber is down below the main Mentalism council chamber. Somehow, it's even darker than the rest of the House.)
However, there is a sweeping change entering the house of mentalism. With the movement of Applejack to this house, the number of lightbulbs is steadily rising, as AJ can't stand the dark of her own temple. In fact, the house has expanded into more than 'plotting, backstabbing, conspiring, etc etc', now accepting other personalities that has nothing to do with emotions or occasionally non-philosophical lifestyles. Most of the gods were too busy to notice, but both The Question and Xanatos supported her work. (The Question saying it's good to bring the truths of this house to light, and Xanatos because, "It's all part of the plan.")
Leto II Atreides, God of Prescience, Memory, Religious Manipulation, and Long-Term Planning, ( Master of Fate, Pawn of Fate, Shai-Hulud, Shaitan, the Worm Who Is God, the God-Emperor, the Divided God, the Tyrant)
- Greater God
- Symbol: The Atreides Hawk
- Alignment: Lawful Good, Lawful Neutral, Omniscience Morality License by the time of his ascension to God-Emperor
- Portfolio: Psychic Powers, Genetic Memory, Ancient Conspiracy, Sending in the Clones, Half Human Hybrids and of course, Sand Worms.
- Domains: Time, Space, Ecology, Religion, Memory, Oppression
- Followers: The Zensunni fanatic Fremen, his all-female Fish Speaker army.
- Anyone else other than Tzeentch who thinks they head the Mentalism faction does not. Leto II sees all and rules all through his exclusive control of the Spice Melange, key to raising human awareness, and through his perfect prescient vision. He also possesses the heightened senses and physical abilities of a Sand Worm.
- But that still hasn't stopped him from having to go to Congress to beg for $108 billion to bail out the CHOAM Company. They said no.
- He is also currently in a heated legal battle with the Imperium of Man over who exactly owns the copyright to the title "God-Emperor". Given that the Imperium's idea of legal proceedings in this area involves chainswords and flamethrowers, the case is progressing somewhat slowly. The God-Emperor himself, though, doesn't really care.
Tzeentch, God of Change, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery ( Changer of Ways, the Architect of Fate, the Weaver of Destiny, the Grand Schemer, the Great Conspirator)
- Greater God
- Symbol: The number 9
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Magnificent Bastards, Manipulative Bastards , Gambit Roulettes,Other Kinds Of Plans More than Mind Control, God of Evil
- Domains: Change, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery
- Followers: a horde of Chaos
Space Marines SPESS MEHREENS sorcerers and eldritch suits of power armor animated by the bound spirits of their former wearers.
- Allies: Bernkastel, Terumi.
- Enemies: The Status Quo, Rika Furude, Ryukishi 07, The Puella magi....ALL OF THEM, Kyubey, Lord Kroak, The Emperor of Man Kind plus all of his underlings.
- The undisputed Head of the Mentalism Pantheon, Tzeentch has his hand in everything, from who gets greenlit into the pantheon to what kind of cereal you eat in the morning. There have been countless attempts by his rivals and underlings to usurp his position, but he has so far thwarted them all, because he has a plan for everything. Everything.
- (insert obligatory Batman joke here)
- The irony of ironies is that, being a creature of primordial Chaos, Tzeentch does not have an ineffable plan or master scheme to work towards, and instead manipulates others for the sheer joy of it. The fact that it appears that he has an agenda beyond this is testament to his terrifying talent.
- Some other deities may believe that they are the true power of the House of Mentalism. They're free to delude themselves; in the long run, they'll be revealed to merely be one more pawn in Tzeentch's endless scheming, and it amuses him to play along in the meantime.
- Mention Squirrel Girl, The Doom Marine, Jurgen, or the Angry Marines around him, and he just starts twitching in fear. Try it. It's fun!
- The following warning from Victor von Doom caused Tzeentch to flee to whatever beings of primordial Chaos call a "bathroom".
Doom: Doom was recently assaulted by a squirrel girl scandalously clad in orange and black. She was assisted by another, this one clad in the traditional garb and colors of Doreen Green. Horrifying as it may sound, there are two of her now. Doom is bracing for a new assault... as should you.
- Also mention Umineko around him for added lulz, as this reminds him of how he got trolled by Ryukishi 07 because he was messing with Rika. Even Bernkastel laughs about it behind his back.
- There have been rumors about an incident involving Dorothy and Toto. They have been fully denied.
- Has been found to have been the driving force behind The Incubators system for starving off Entropy. The system has since been changed, while earning the ire of Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi. The Incubators, while not having the capability to feel anger/annoyance, have since been keeping an eye out for more trickery, especially since witches continue to pop up every now and then.
Jupiter, Maiden of Secrets
- Greater Goddess
- Symbol: A green astrological sign of Jupiter
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: The Five Faces Of Eve, Fate, Stars, Necessity, Inscrutable Plans, Koans, Truth and Lies, Revealed Truths, Conspiracies, Planning and Manipulation
- Domains: Balance, Destiny, Fate, Good, Knowledge, Mind, Oracle, Patience, Planning, Trickery
- Allies: The Unconquered Sun, Luna, the other Maidens
- Followers: The Sidereal Exalted, particularly the Chosen of Secrets
- May or may not be manuevering Leto and Tzeentch into their feud for control of the House to conceal the fact that she is the real power of the House of Mentalism. When questioned on the matter, she smiles and says nothing. Well, what were you expecting from the Goddess of Secrets?
Light Yagami, God of Strategy (Kira)
- Lesser God
- Theme Music: Light's Theme
or the Death Note Theme
- Symbol: A Black Notebook
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Well Intentioned Villainy (especially Knights Templar), Jumping Off the Slippery Slope, Justice, Foreign Sounding Names, Disproportionately Dramatic Moments, Gambit Roulettes, Xanatos Speed Chess, Ominous Latin Chanting, Victims Of Foe Yay, Magnificent Bastards, Visions For a Better World, God Complexes, Ubermenschen
- Domains: Deathbound, Destruction, Evil, Inquisition, Planning, Retribution
- Followers: almost all of Japan
- Dominic Deegan is plotting for his spot, but Light already has plans for him in case he does (especially for Lelouch Lamperouge and Dominic Deegan). Has allied with Dethklok, officially to kill off opponents during their concerts, but has gotten used to their music. (Under their earthly avatar "Bloody Valentine.")
- Zhuge Liang, the Sleeping Dragon, is merely biding his time.... That or his wife is keeping him from taking the job for fear of his working himself to death again.
- Has manipulated Ichigo and Ryuk into representing different views of the afterlife (or lack of). The fear of death can be used to change society; and it's the unknown of death that causes the fear. If even the gods can't agree...
- Disgruntled at Popeye for only selling spinach, not potato chips that he can eat epically. And that he can't write his name on the Death Note because the power of Death Note is compelled with the power of spinach (he tried once).
- Hatched a plan to twist the look of Simon Belmont. It succeeded, now Simon looked like him and Light hoped to use him as a necessary scapegoat whenever necessary. It turns out that he is trying to remove all traces of all Castlevania good guys from the Pantheon, citing them as one of the main obstacles of his plans.
- Has joined forces with Emperor Palpatine and is helping him with his secret plans to stage a coup d'etat against the Main House as his new apprentice, Darth Kira. Those aware of this are secretly amused, and are counting the days until Palpatine recruits a new apprentice, and the old one dies. Again.
David Xanatos, God of Backup Plans (The Fallen, The Once and Future King)
- Fallen Lesser God
- Symbol: A castle atop a tower
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Magnificent Bastards, Manipulative Bastards, Corrupt Corporate Executives, plans always have some kind of payoff
- Domains: Evil, Law, Planning, Tyranny
- Followers: Hans Gruber (Die Hard) Chase Young (Xiaolin Showdown)
- Enemies: Itachi Uchiha
- He may be fallen now, but this is all part of his plan to one day usurp the throne of O-Haruhi-sama.
- "And lo, when the Blue Dragon was laid low by the frost and flame, did Overlord Xanatos steeple his fingers and smirk." Xanatos 3:16. Phase two is complete.
- Batman, Yuko, and G-Man are the only members of the Pantheon he comes even close to considering equals. After all, it doesn't pay to underestimate your competition. Phase 3 is complete.
- Itachi Uchiha has more than once stopped his plans by complete accident. But don't worry, he has backup plans. Not to mention, he puts the fact that he ruins his own plans into account. Phase 4 is complete.
- Helped Alice Liddell ascend to a stronger position as the Avatar of the Power of Imagination and moving her closer to him. Phase 5 is complete.
Bruce Wayne, God of Preparations ( Batman, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Goddamn Batman, The World's Greatest Detective)
- Theme Song: When in a serious mood, this
, this and this. Otherwise, Nanananananananananananana Batman!
- Greater God
- Symbol: The Bat Signal
- Alignment: Neutral Good (and every other alignment at some point)
- Portfolio: Technical Pacifists, Badass Normals, Rich "Idiots" With No Day Job, Parental Abandonment (more specifically, Those Whose PARENTS ARE DEAD!), Getting Rid Of Bombs
- Domain: City, Darkness, Night, Planning
- Allies: Homera, Ryukishi 07, Shikimaru, Garrus
- Enemies: The Joker, Light Yagami
- Keeps a special notebook he wrote that describes in detail how to take down every other god and goddess in the pantheon should they ever become Fallen. He's impossible to defeat as Batman can figure out how to destroy any being in the universe as long as he has time to prepare... except for Fred Rogers.
- Spends his not-preparing-time mentoring Shikamaru Nara, and as a result has gained the names and faces of all those members of the Council of Shadows.
- Is rather pleased he no longer has to play Bat-Mailman since his latest charge ascended, but still must deal with Temari sometimes to get said charge motivated. If there was a woman that ever did fit "troublesome"...
- Spiderman once made fun of him, saying he wasn't much without all those precautions. For whatever reason, Batman wiped his mind of all knowledge of Spiderman and decided to put his theory to the test. It seems that Spiderman was right. Many continue to debate the legitimacy of the bout, but Batman and Spiderman simply treat it as water off a duck's back now.
- In the past, he just couldn't get rid of bombs. Over time, he evolved and managed to get rid of very dangerous bombs, and surviving their explosions.
- Unknown to many, but before deification, Bruce has always been a fan of a certain mortal called "The Gray Ghost". His very house is filled with Gray Ghost memorabilia. Not available to see for public, though.
- Has never slept in a room with L before, despite both being the world's greatest detective
- Has secretly made passes to the House of Food, buying hotdogs
.
- Has organized with a few other Gods to keep pieces of Kryptonite in store should Superman ever become a tyrant.
Sosuke Aizen, God of Mind Manipulation (Captain Superman, Evil Superman, Captain Broken, The Other Sasuke)
- Greater God
- Symbol: An Arrancar mask fragment
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Gambit Roulettes, Mind Manipulation, Dissonant Serenity, Drunk with Power, Spoilers Everybody Knows, Going back and forth over the Bishonen Line,
- Domain: Death, Illusion, Mentalism, Mind, Trickery, Drunk with Power, Endless Powerups (contested),
- Followers: Quattro, Hokuto Kaneshiro, The Arrancar
- Allies: Dark Kingdom, Darkseid, Cell, Frieza, Precia Testarossa
- Domain: Death, Mentalism, Mind, Trickery
- Ascended using the Hogyouku's power. Is using his new found divinity to try and obtain even greater perfection beyond the limits of godhood.
- Is powerful enough to get a handful of Intermediate and Lesser Gods to do his bidding. The only being able to resist his mind control is The Brain (being an anthropomorphic mouse). And technically Toph, as she can't see him.
- No mere spirit can confound the mind of Doom with petty mind control tricks! Just ask the Purple Man.
- However, Sasuke Uchiha can see him.
- Frustratingly, Lelouch proves to be immune as well, although Lelouch has admitted it may be that the Geass he has from his various counterparts and having an immortal's code are likely to mess with any mental trickery.
- Has recently been seen hanging around with Precia Testarossa. Due to several nearby dimensional distruptions, some have theorised that the pair are planning to use the distrubence to retroactively alter contininuity to become the overdeities responsible for creating a universe and to revive Alicia.
- On the news that Precia has been murdered by Ghetsis, Aizen was not seen amongst the Pantheon, going into hiding. It's still unclear what his response to the event is. Not even Yhwach could get that piece of info from Aizen when he visited him.
Revolver Ocelot, God of Treacherous Advisors and Magnificent Bastardry
- Demigod or so he says. In reality a Greater God in line to become Overdiety.
- Symbol: A revolver
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil NOT
- Portfolio: Evil Chancellors, Cool Old Guys, Double Agents, Gunslingers, Evil Hands, Artificial Limbs, Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
- Domain: Wrath, Darkness, Army, Cunning
- Formerly the High Priest of Xanatos and Patron Saint of Assassins, he attained divinity by betraying him to Azula. And then betrayed Azula right back when the opportunity arose.
- Once entered a contest Aizen over who is a better strategist. It is still ongoing after 200 rounds.
- Through careful manipulation of events, he has greatly increased his own power while simultaneously seeing Azula dethroned, leaving him at the head of the subpantheon of betrayal...for now.
Spock, God of Logic
- Greater God
- Symbol: The Vulcan Salute
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Logic, Half Human Hybrids, Straw Vulcans, Spock Speak
- Domain: Law, Mentalism, Mind
- Is closely allied with Captain Kirk of the Time and Space Pantheon, and friendly rival to McCoy. He is attended by Data, Seven of Nine, and T'Pol. His High Priestess and heir is Yuki Nagato.
- One of the sacred words of his followers is "Fascinating," and is used with utmost reverence. Anything not worthy of the term is deemed merely "interesting."
Shinobu Sensui, God of Misanthropy (Dark Angel)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: The Chapter Black videotape
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (formerly Lawful Good)
- Portfolio: Nietzsche Wannabes, The Darkside, Fallen Hero, Misanthropy, The Chessmaster, Split Personality, Extremity Extremist, Kill All Humans!.
- Domain: Darkness, Evil, Manipulation, Insanity, Fighting.
- Brutally overthrew the previous owner of the position, Dartz, after he was revealed to be a lowly Filler Villain.
- Is trying to prove to Master Asia that Humans are bastards once more.
Johan Liebert, God of Sociopathy (The Antichrist, The Monster, The Next Hitler)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: "The Monster With No Name" by Franz Bonaparta (creepy children's book)
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Why? Just because.)
- Portfolio: Brainwashed Crazies, Breaking Cuties, Creepy Children, Dissonant Serenity, Enfants Terribles, Freudian Excuses, More than Mind Control, Nightmare Fuel (normal and high octane), Evil Blond Guys, Evil Twins, Manipulative Bastards, Brain Breaking
- Domains: Domination, Madness, Mentalism, Retribution, Trickery
- Allies: Hansel and Gretel, Vaas Montenegro, anyone who's had a horrifying childhood and became horribly evil as a result
- Enemies: everyone else...but especially Nagi
- It is believed that all who look upon him will be driven insane or brutally murdered. This is not because of any mystical properties on his part so much as it is that he will hunt you down, and he will break you.
- Has gained the admiration and devotion of Hansel and Gretel mainly gained from his ability to know which twin is male and which is female, personal experience helped.
- Plays the straight man sociopath to Joker's Ax Crazy psychopath when the two meet, though no one is quite sure what goes on during these encounters as every non-Eldritch Abomination gets the hell out when they do.
Vaas Montenegro, God of Breaking Victims by Talking 
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His signature Mohawk
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Those Who Are Completely Batshit Crazy, Those Who Kill People for Refusing to Kill Them, Those with a Short Fuse, Hannibal Lecture, People Who React in Horrific Ways, Mass Murderer, Ruthless Modern Pirates, Those Who Throw F-Bombs All Over the Place
- Allies: Johan Liebert, Sosuke Aizen, Hannibal Lecter, Desil Galette, Albedo Piazzolla
- Enemies: Jason Brody, Satoko Houjou, Near
- Followers: Mao, Loki, Discord
- Domains: Chaos, Domination, Guns, Madness, Money, Mass Murder, Surprise, Trickery
- He ascended to the Pantheon for his famous "Definition of Insanity" speech
in the video game. The fact that he killed Jason's brother Grant and celebrated Jason's "death" by wiping out an entire village only confirms his spot with the best of the worst.
- Before Desil sent Yurin L'Ciel into the Battle of Ambat, he brought her to Vaas. There, they made a ransom video to send to Flit Asuno, not unlike the one Vaas made featuring Lisa.
He probably would've made a killing if Desil didn't brutally murder her in battle.
Kane, God of Magnificent Bastards, Evil Prophets, Doomsday Cults, Ambiguous Evil, Heel Hate, and Contractual Immortality (The Prophet, Cain, The Granddaddy Of Them All).
- Greater God
- Symbol: The flag of Nod
- Alignment: Ambiguous Evil
- Portofolio: Bald of Evil, Beard of Evil, Magnificent Bastards, Contractual Immortality, Mission from God, Ridiculously popular villains, to name just a few...
- Domains: Evil Cults, Yellow Zones, Advanced Technology, Tiberium, etc
- Followers: The Brotherhood of Nod, as an organized lot, and roughly 50% of his world's population in total. Non-Entity General
- Known for orchestrating world wars, pulling off plans of unlikely complexity, and quickly recovering from Villainous Breakdowns.
- Has managed to insert himself into several pantheons at the exact same time through a plan few saw coming and executed without any failure whatsoever.
Goo, Goddess of Imagination (Goo Goo Gaga)
Alice Liddell, Avatar of the Power of Imagination

- Lesser Goddess in normal form/Intermediate Goddess in her dark form. If she becomes self-aware of her true potential, she would border on Overdeity
- Symbol: A glass bottle with a tag reading DRINK ME next to a Vorpal Blade knife.
- Alignment: Chaotic Good/Neutral
- Portfolio: Eccentric and strange female child main characters,absurd journeys, Power over her imagination, creator of Wonderland and reshaping it to her mindset, youthful snarking, powerful dark alter-ego, expert knife wielder, weapons made of toys and household items, drinking tea with friends.
- Domains: Imagination, Creation, Mind, Wonderland, Chaos, Order, Strangeness, Tea
- Allies: Ayumu Kasuga, Luna Lovegood, Goo, Rachel Alucard, Iroh, the ''other'' Alice
- Enemies: The Joker, Yuuki Terumi, Johan Liebert, Kefka Palazzo, Porky Minch.
- Herald: The Cheshire Cat
- Having ascended, the Cheshire Cat made a request to the Court of the Gods for his "master", Alice Liddell, to be promoted to a more powerful position in the Pantheon. Despite the Cat's Insane Troll Logic five hour-long speech without pause, Johnson approved his request much to the shock of the rest of the Court. In truth, Xanatos bribed Johnson to allow Alice's promotion.
- Upon arriving to the House of Mentalism, Osaka, Luna and Goo were excited to meet a well-known precursor of the power of Imagination. The former two proposed promoting her to the Head of the Council of Cloudcuckooland, while the latter would give up her seat of the Goddess of Imagination to a veteran dreamer. Alice simply replied that she does not consider herself a usurper to established roles and instead opted for the temple of the Power of Imagination. She remains good friends with all three this way.
- Being the Avatar of the Power of Imagination, Alice has been observed to have an alter-ego aside from her normal appearance simply by the will of her creativity. Her regular form is that of a blonde-haired girl with a clean blue dress and apron wearing socks and Mary Janes. However when angered or pushed to the brink of despair, her form transforms into a brunette-haired warrior with a bloodstained dress and apron covered in alchemy symbols and wearing knee-high strapped black boots.
- Due to her transformations between her normal and dark selves being compared to those of a magical girl, she has been offered to join the Magical Girl Sisterhood. She politely refused as she pointed out that her transformations are instantaneous rather than the long amount of time other magical girls must take as part of the prerequisites to join. Sweat drops and nervous chuckles ensued.
- Inside the temple of the Power of Imagination, there is a doorway leading into Alice's main world, Wonderland. However, just like her, the appearance of this world changes with her mindset. When she feels calm and at ease, it is an idyllic realm populated by an assortment of strange characters. When she is in her dark warrior form, however, it transforms into an apocalyptic wasteland filled with deadly creatures.
- A frequent activity to those who visit Alice is her consistency of drinking tea. Anyone who wants to curry favor with her are forced to attend her little get-togethers alongside Wonderland denizens Mad Hatter, March Hare and Dormouse. If they can survive the surreal conversations peppered with non sequitur fallacies, they earn her blessing and the admiration of the other Pantheon deities.
- It was through their mutual love of tea that she met Rachel Alucard after being introduced by Iroh. The vampire lass at first showed scorn for her whimsical nature until she found herself challenged by Alice's darker self. Their fight ended in a stalemate and Rachel ended up considering her an equal, which is what Alice prefers. Nevertheless, she finds herself rather annoyed whenever she visits Alice for teatime only for Valkenhayn, Nago and Gii to join in the conversation with Alice's teatime trio.
- She has always been good friends with the other Alice due to their similar namesakes and allusions. The ascension made it easier for both Alices to be together and share a cup of tea now and then. Both Belial and Nebiros dislike the crazed antics of the Hatter and Hare whenever the two Alices congregate, but tolerate it for the sake of their friendship.
- Many Genre Savvy deities realized how powerful Alice can really be if she became fully self-aware of the true Power of Imagination, which in some turnabout way, was responsible for their own creations at the hands of Real Life authors and people. Her ability to change Wonderland from Lighter and Softer to Darker and Edgier is proof enough that should she ever apply it to the Pantheon, it would cause a disaster of unmeasurable proportions. Only the Progenitors and Fred Rogers are the deities powerful (and Real Life-based enough) to withstand any changes.
Lucy, Goddess of Psychic Powers (Nyu/Nyuu, Kaede)
- Theme Song: "Lilium"
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: Her helmet
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (as her Third Personality), True Neutral (as Nyu), Chaotic Neutral (as Kaede)
- Portfolio: Split Personalities, Psychic Powers, Non-Human Supremacists, Unbridled Rage, Woobies, Destroyer of worlds, Villain Protagonists
- Domains: Mind, Chaos, Madness, Pain, Hatred
- Followers: Razputin, Ninten, Ness, Lucas, No. 7, Miroku Amagi, Darryl Revok, Alma Wade.
- As her third personality, frequently clashes with just about every other member of the Pantheon. As Nyuu, frequently tried to befriend them. As Kaede, simply wants them all to leave her alone.
The Question, God of Conspiracy Nutters (Vic Sage, "Nutjob", "That Kook")
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A question mark
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (or possibly good. He wouldn't fill out Their questionnaire)
- Portfolio: The Crazy-Prepared, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazy Survivalists, The Awesomely Insane, Ancient Conspiracy, Government Conspiracy, The Milkman Conspiracy — Oh, To Hell With It: All Conspiracies
- Domains: Illusion, Trickery, Shadow
- Allies: Fox Mulder
- Subscribers to His Newsletter: Bosco
- Fought for the position with Rorschach, until they realized they were essentially the same person, resulting in their fusion into a single, impossibly
crazy sane super(or at least badass normal)-being.
- Is on a neverending quest to prove the validity of all of Luna Lovegood's bizarre theories. He insists that he's proven at least half of them, but nobody can make heads or tails of his evidence.
- Is the only man to know what the council of shadows is planning.
- Is permanantly banned from the House of Life and Death for all eternity after getting caught several times trying to unplug the God-Emperor of Mankind from the Golden Throne.
Luna Lovegood, Goddess of Zany Theories (Loony)
Nagi Homura, Malevolent Trickster God
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A clock tower
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: White Haired Pretty Boys, Lovable Traitors, Polite Villains, Occasional Non-Villainous Behavior To Throw Off His Enemies, Manipulative Bastards, Bad Guys With Unknown Motives, Little Boys Who Know More Than They Should For Their Age, Hanging Out in Precariously High Places, Consummate Liars
- Domain: Planning, Trickery, Darkness, Destiny, Mentalism
- Followers: Joshua (The World Ends With You)
- Allies: Xellos (maybe), Izaya, Kyubey
- Opposed by: Johan, Mai Tokiha
- Former Underlings: Tomoe (before she was press-ganged into joining the GUAE)
- Plays a mental cat-and-mouse game with Johan, and is extremely hard to catch due to his mastery of terrain. Broke his allegiance with a certain Prince of Darkness by tricking a dozen young girls into killing him.
Claude Rains, God of Cynical Mentors and Invisible People
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A pigeon
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Training from Hell, Zen Survivors, Obi-Wans, Cynical Mentors, Mean British People, Invisible Beings, Misanthropists
- Domains: Sarcasm, Misanthropy, Invisibility, Trickery, Anger, Guidance
- Allies: Simon Cowell
- Followers: Dr. Cox, Mick the Boxing Trainer, Master Shi-fu
- Opposed by: Gandalf, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, The Jedi Council
- Has been known to throw someone off a roof to prove a point.
- Dumbledore, Gandalf, and the Jedi renounced all ties with Claude because they considered his training techniques too rough.
Mr. Miyagi, God of Trickster Mentors
Dr. Caligari, God of Ambiguous Sanity
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, God of Serial Killers (The Cannibal, The Cemetary Mink)
- Greater God
- Symbol: The Duomo, seen from the Belvedere
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Cannibalism, Scheming, Magnificence, Being Delightfully Nuts, Hannibal Lectures, Sinister Intellectuals
- Domains: Trickery, Planning, Manipulation, Evil, Intelligence, Hunger
- Enemies: Overlord Zenon
- Engaged in an epic battle of slightly off-rocker wits with Johan. Somehow this ended with a trip to a fancy restaurant for some martinis, wherein they slaughtered every last person for shits and giggles.
Havelock Vetinari, God of Politicians (Lord Vetinari, The Patrician, Thinking Tyrant)
- Greater God
- Symbol: Black coat-of-arms on black background
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: plans, The Vetinari Job Security, Chessmasters, Magnificent Bastards
- Domain: Law, City, Tyranny, Planning, Trickery
- Master strategist and manipulator with an eye for details, expert politician. Knows the nature of anyone he observes for more than a few minutes.
- Followers: Although Vetinari is Lawful Neutral, most of his followers are Lawful (or Neutral) Evil, most notably Sir Francis Urquhart and Harry Saxon. Jed Barlett is a rare Lawful Good follower. Would-be followers of Vetinari who simply don't measure up include Cornelius Fudge and Jim Hacker. The jury is still out as to whether Harriet Jones qualifies as a follower of Vetinari, or indeed what her alignment is.
Lelouch vi Britannia, God of Rebellion (Lelouch Lamperouge, Zero)
- Lesser God. Or so he wants you to think...
- Symbol: The Geass symbol (a stylized "V")
- Alignment: Impossible to pinpoint.
- Portfolio: Sister Complexes, Martyr Complexes, Magnificent Bastards, Chessmasters, Evil Eyes, Mind Control, Always Staying Two Steps Ahead (Sometimes More, Without His Memory), Resistance Leaders, Audacious Behavior, Manipulative Bastard, Byronic Hero.
- Domains: City, Corruption, Knowledge, Pain, Retribution, Trickery
- Former Followers: The Order of the Black Knights
- Allies: Hakumen
- Opposed by: Suzaku Kururugi
- When not plotting ways to overthrow evil empires, Lelouch engages in the game of kings: chess. Few people who have played him have asked for a rematch. He is one of the few who could challenge Light Yagami - one of his greatest nemeses - without using any form of magic. At the same time, he seeks to overthrow the current god of Mind Control through manipulating his followers.
Neku Sakuraba, the Lonely Empath (' Phones, The Anti-Sora)
- Quasideity
- Theme Music: Twister
- Symbol: A red Player Pin
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Telepathy, Ineffectual Loners, The Power of Friendship, Impossibly Cool Clothes, Individuality, Other Types of Psychic Powers
- Domains: Mentalism, City, Oracle, Undead
- Allies: Beat, Shiki Misaki
- Enemies: Sho Minamimoto
- Of the gods in the Mentalism house, Neku is the most likely to keep to Himself, as He still doesn't trust people. He is equally distressed by the ability to scan people's minds and hear their thoughts, but has since learned to harness this power to know the most dangerous gods and how to avoid getting on their bad side. His price for entry in the Pantheon was that He can never return to the human world.
- Recently allied with Sora when the Pantheon was invaded by Dream Eaters.
- Hates being painted as a stereotypical Emo Teen.
Xellos, God of Lovable Traitors (The Mysterious Priest, The Trickster Priest, The Dragon Slayer)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His staff
- Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Lovable Traitors, Tricksters, Clever Manipulation, Ever-Shifting Loyalties, Secrets, Deceiving Without Ever Technically Lying, Obfuscating Stupidity, Sudden Appearances And Exits, Being Incongruously Polite, Surprisingly Pleasant Villains
- Domains: Chaos, Corruption, Destruction, Evil, Knowledge, Manipulation, Trickery
- Allies: ? (Subject to such constant revision that Pantheon archivists no longer bother to keep track)
- Enemies: ? (See above, re: allies)
- No one is entirely sure exactly when or how Xellos ascended. He just showed up in the pantheon one day without warning, acting as if he'd always been there. He's been friendly and polite to everyone thus far, but his true intentions are... a secret.
- People often assume that he and Nagi are allies because of their overlapping portfolios. When pressed on the matter, Xellos just smiles and shrugs.
- No one knows what Xellos' true goals are, so it's impossible to say who he really supports, if anyone. He's been allied at some point to nearly every deity in the pantheon, but every single one of them has also been betrayed, double-crossed, moled, reverse moled, abandoned, and/or tricked into advancing their enemies' schemes. Sometimes all at once, and often multiple times in the span of five minutes. They put up with Xellos nonetheless because a) he's impossible to get rid of anyway, and b) his services, while they last, are just that valuable.
Slade, God of Hidden Agendas (Deathstroke, the Terminator)
- Greater God
- Symbol: His mask
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Alternate Continuity Equivilents, Ambiguous Motivations, Badass Normals, Badasses out of Hell, Decoy Getaways, Faceless, Never Saying Die, Robot Doubles, Warrior Therapy
- Domains: Army, Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery, Tyranny, War
- Once sought to manipulate Robin into becoming his apprentice, but has since lost interest.
- Nobody in the entire universe can be said to know Slade's true identity. Some suspect him to be an alter ego or alternate aspect of Batman, but that'd just be crazy, wouldn't it?
Gendo Ikari, God of World-Destroying Betrayals
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His Scary Shiny Glasses
- Alignment: Lawful Evil/Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Manipulative Bastards, Glaring Menacingly, Zen Survivors, Dooming The World For Love, Hands Folded Neatly At The Chin, “Well Done Son” Guy
- Allies: Kane, Xanatos, Slade
- Domains: Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery
- Is newer seen without his hands clasped at his chin.
Adrian Monk, God of Hyper Awareness (Mr. Monk, Monk)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Disinfecting Wipes
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Hyper Awareness, Disability Superpowers, Fear of Everything, Bunny Ears Lawyers, Defective Detectives, Sherlock Scanning, The Summation
- Domains: Cleanliness, Hygiene, Mystery
- Followers: Death the Kidd, Shawn Spencer, Sherlock Holmes
- Due to his rather annoying tendency to clean and arrange everything perfectly, none of the other deities in the Pantheon wanted to deal with Monk and he eventually got shoved into the Mentalism House. The only reason why the Mentalism deities bother to keep Monk around is because he is quick to point out any potential flaws in their plans. Also, the Council of Shadows is afraid of him making his way into the Houses of Defense or Justice since his crime solving abilities could be turned against it.
Grand Admiral Thrawn, God of Military Geniuses (Mitth'raw'nuorodo)
- Demideity
- Symbol: A pair of all-red glowing eyes on a blue background, or the Imperial crest
- Alignment: To most of the Pantheon he seems Lawful Evil, leaning Neutral. To those who serve under him, he seems Lawful Good. No one really knows.
- Portfolio: Magnificent bastardry, strategy and tactics, art, an odd alien name, those whose plans may lead to greater good, Practicality
- Domains: Law, Evil, Nobility, War
- Followers: the Silverberg family (Suikoden), Zhuge Liang (Romance of the Three Kingdoms), Narsus (Arslan Senki), Darth Revan(according to Kreia)
- Will kick your ass while admiring how you must have held your paintbrush during your magnum opus. He's a surprisingly good shot with a blaster, and his men are all fantastically loyal. Of late Thrawn has been spending more and more time with the 501st Legion in the field, directing them with startling effect.
- Commands the Imperial Missile Boat, but has so far only had to call it down to take out an enemy once. His tactics are not always particularly subtle, but he judges his enemies and his allies and takes enough into account that if it comes to all-out war, he's the Chiss you come to. Ultimately, his goal is peace.
- Currently dead. Or is he? Yeah, he is. Had a few clones set up, and now waits for the right time. Being dead and in the Pantheon isn't as big a deal as being dead in the rest of the galaxy.
- There was a time when Grand Admiral Thrawn and Lord Haverlock Vetinari had never been seen at the same time. It passed.
- As de facto commander of the UAE's fleet, he has an intense rivalry with his opposite number, James T. Kirk, for whom he has a certain degree of respect despite them being polar opposites in tactics and personality.
- Still has a beef with Ursarkar E. Creed for wiping off the 501st. Supposedly with 100 Baneblades from Kaurava.
Albedo Piazzolla, God of Insanity (URTV No. 667)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: The number 667
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Those Who Are Completely Batshit Crazy, Demented Laughter, Clones With Issues, Clonecestuous Homoerotic Subtext, Referential Babble, Biblical Allusions, Regeneration And Nightmarish Demonstrations Thereof, Those Who Really Don't Want To Live Forever, Brotherly Love Gone Horribly Wrong, Convoluted Suicidal Ambitions
- Domains: Chaos, Healing, Madness, Pain, Planning, Trickery
- In his more lucid moments, Albedo has shown signs of having a plan other than just...well, being himself. What no one realizes is that this plan's ultimate goal is his own destruction.
- Is at war with Kefka, god of Madness and Hate. More lucid gods are taking bets. Less lucid gods are taking hits to the face with large amounts of fire. The Joker just finds the whole thing hilarious.
NiGHTS, Avatar of Dreams
- Genderless Lesser Deity
- Symbol: A jester's cap and a trail of stardust
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Flight, Dreamspace, Jumping Through Hoops
- Domains: Dream, Moon, Night
- Followers: The Wind Fish
- Opposed by: Freddy Krueger
- NiGHTS leaps through the minds of sleeping young boys and girls to make sure they don't wake up in screaming fits. However, with Wizeman and Freddy Krueger on the prowl, NiGHTS' job gets harder and harder every day.
- Due to the opposite portfolios, He gets into fights with Freddy Krueger to prevent nightmares.
Freddy Krueger, Avatar of Nightmares (Son of 100 Maniacs, The Springwood Slasher, The Man of Your Dreams)

- Lesser God
- Symbol: A glove with very sharp fingernails.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Horror Movie Monsters, Dream Weavers, Comedic Serial Killers, Scaring Children and Adults Alike (Even While They Sleep), The Undead, Personification of Neglect
- Domains: Dream, Night, Death, Undeath
- Allies: Wizeman (Ni GHTS Into Dreams), The Sinestro Corps, The Nightmare King
- Opposed by: NiGHTS, Jason Voorhees
- Freddy has scared many mortals of all ages since the beginning of time. However, he holds very little sway over the realm of the Gods, since hardly any of them ever sleep.
- Freddy is not in any way to be confused with the Lord of Nightmares, and is not related to Natsuki Kruger or Biscuit Kruger, either.
- Freddy was once defeated by The Angry Video Game Nerd with the Power Glove. As a result, he tends to spend his time talking with Bugs Bunny, another God defeated by the Nerd, supporting him in planning the planned Escalating War for revenge. However, as of now, they're even in a strife when Bugs refuses to join the Grand United Alliance Of Evil. They plan their revenge whenever the Angry Video Game Nerd is alone.
Kreia, Goddess of Heel Realization (Old Witch, Darth Traya)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: The memory of her voice, intoning "So it would seem, from a certain point of view."
- Alignment: Apparently True Neutral, with distaste for both sides of the alignment scale. Once was Neutral Good, then Neutral Evil.
- Portfolio: Sight In Blindness, She Who Watched Those Who Fought Monsters, CynicalMentors Without The Best Interests Of Their Pupils In Mind, Dark Mindedness
- Domains: Prophecy, The Force (ironically)
- Followers: Riderman
- A long time ago, Kreia was the wise older goddess who helped Obi-Wan as he mentored the young God of Heroes. Things... happened, very few gods are clear on what, but at the end of it the God of Heroes abandoned his position to become the God Of Evil Fathers, Obi-Wan retreated to the House of Knowledge, several other gods shifted position, and Kreia was the Goddess of Betrayal. She stepped down on her own long before Starscream could start sucking up to her, and briefly held a series of other titles.
- She has a depth of cryptic cynicism that shocks a lot of younger or more ambitious gods. Nothing you do will ever work out the way you intend it to, she says, but apathy is death.
- Ultimately, her goal is the death of the Force itself, and in the process the very concept of gods will die. She won't tell anyone why. Originally, this goal was secret, but it spread throughout the rest of this House, at least.
The Cheshire Cat, God of Mad Hatters ( The Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Two cat-eyes and a grin.
- Alignment: Chaotic Good.
- Portfolio: Perpetual Expression, Cheshire Cat Grin, Amazing Technicolor Wildlife.
- Domains: Disappearing, Chaos, Insanity.
- Has been placed in this Pantheon for now due to the fact that he never stays visible for long enough for people to make sure. Usually then pops up at the most inconvienient moment to taunt, sing nonsense-poetry, and wonder why you didn't just follow him last time he went invisible.
- With the ascension of greater power from his "master", Alice Liddell, and therefore an entry to Wonderland, he hardly stays in this Temple. Consideration towards replacing him is underway.
Sora Kajiwara, Goddess of Quiet-Types and Inner Monologue
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: Her sketchbook
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Musing to oneself, Scenery Porn, Slice of Life, Cat Lovers, but the cat tends to have mixed feeling since she (unknowingly) likes to give them expired food.
- Domain: Good, Artist, Shyness
- Doesn't like to stay in the Mentalism house because it's too dark and she can't see or draw. She likes to sit in Akari's gondola and travel through Neo-Venezia, drawing and musing to herself how beautiful it is.
Edward Nigma, God of Riddles (The Riddler)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A question mark.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Chronic Villainy, Gentleman Thieves, Tricksters, Idiosyncrazy, Criminal Mind Games, Constant Self-Defeat
- Domains: Evil, Crime, Puzzles
- Followers: the Sphinx
- Allies: Joker, Penguin, Catwoman
- Opposed by: Batman, Professor Layton
- Is desperately trying to prove that he is the smartest god in the entire pantheon. Despite this, he's always get manipulated by other Chessmaster Gods here.
Bugs Bunny, God of Karmic Trickery (Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)
- Greater God
- Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Trickster Archetypes, Western Animation, Funny Animals, Duck Season, Rabbit Season, Declarations of War, Refuge in Audacity, Deadpan Snarkers, Lampshade Hanging, Crossdressers, Wig Dress Accents, Hammerspace, Foe Yay, Attractive Bent Gender,
- Domains: Chaos, Trickery, Wrath, Charm, Courage, Determination, Comic Violence, Anvils
- Followers: The Marx Brothers, Buster and Babs Bunny (no relation, Tiny Toon Adventures), Reisen Udongein Inaba, Tei Inaba (Touhou)
- Allies: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner (they were his followers before they ascended), Mel Blanc (One may be an aspect of the other, but which?)
- Bugs had an argument with Daffy Duck over who should be the god of this domain. Bugs won by saying that Daffy should.
- After being 'shitted' out by The Angry Video Game Nerd, his response was... "Of course you realize, dis means WAR!". Is currently plotting with Krueger for the Nerd's demise.
- Is currently counseling Reisen Udongein Inaba after the latter was finally fed up with her fellow rabbit Tei for playing pranks that makes her life miserable. Bugs is now teaching Reisen the art of Escalating War... unfortunately this is part of a prank he agreed with Tei previously.
- The last time that Bugs, Cartman, and Sweeney faced off for the title of Overdeity over Escalating War, things quickly escalated from the usual amusing injuries to tessaract anvils, Ramen Noodles, more cream custard that is supposed to fit in hot pants, magical paint, regular anvils, an anti-gravity vortex, a Nurse Joy disguise, a Meowth, Metal Gear Ray, the moonwalk (the dance and Neil Armstrong's famous moment), Knife Bending, an overly complex wedgie mechanism, diamond-studded anvils heavy lourdes, and a contest to see who could give Yugi the best haircut. After stopping Yugi from calling Exodia into this, Captain Carrot, Dreams, and Mister Rogers forbid all three of them from having the title until they can agree on it peacefully. Thus, the crown of Escalating War lays empty to this day
- He is despised because people are usually too busy scheming to keep from falling into his rabbit hole or slamming into his mailbox (the lack of lights doesn't help). The last attempt to oust him from his position of Karmic Trickery, led by Light Yagami, Azula, and Batman, proved in vain, as Bugs's ability to escalate war into infinity eventually overwhelmed Yagami and Azula. Fortunately, Batman had a backup plan: simply apologize to Bugs, and ask him to put a fence around his hole. The plan succeeded, for the time being. While Azula is too busy trying to free herself from the ranks of the Fallen to deal with Bugs right now, Yagami still plots against Bugs, but in hiding, as Bugs has friends in high places
The Deceiver, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, God of [Ab]using The System
- Cosmic Being, equivalent to Intermediate God
- Symbol: Any other divine or national symbol.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Corrupt Corporate Executive, Corrupt Church, The Starscream, Deceptive Disciple, Right Hand Versus Left Hand, The Chessmaster
- Domains: Disguise, Secrets, Intrigue, Corruption, Manipulation, Death
- Allies: Everyone, if only they knew it. Enjoys playing chess against the Count Of Monte Christo and The Emperor.
- Followers: No one, though they might think otherwise.
- Enemies: Loathed by the idealistic gods and Tzeentch
- For settings on the cynical end of things, there is a need for trickery, subversion, corruption, and misdirection to get things done. The Deceiver has recently arranged to be appointed god of these things, though in truth it is "merely" a cosmic entity. It is seldom to be found, let alone in his office-it's much more likely to be found sitting behind someone else's desk.
- Keeps the Pantheon clean of vermin, such as proto-gods, visitors, and condemned criminals. Does not patronize the cafeteria, for reasons unknown to its fellows.
Hypnotoad, God of Hypnotism
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Lesser GREATER GOD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
- Symbol: His eyes. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
- Alignment: Cha-WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
- Portfolio: Sitcoms, THE ENTIRE WORLD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
- Followers: Anyone who's seen his hit Sitcom Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.
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- ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
The Addams Family, Gods of Nightmare Fetishists (Morticia, Gomez, Pugsley, Wednesday, and Uncle Fester)
- Demi-deities (Pugsley and Wednesday), Lesser Deities (the others)
- Symbol: Thing, a disembodied sentient hand
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: The Macabre, Nightmare Fetishists, Foreign Language as an Aphrodisiac (Morticia and Gomez), Creepy Children (Pugsley and Wednesday), Happily Married Couples (Morticia and Gomez), Relatively Harmless (to others) "Monsters", Pale-Skinned Brunettes (Morticia and Wednesday), Cool Bald Guys (Fester)
- Domains: Undeath, Community
- Mandy and Wednesday have a tea party together every sunday afternoon. Topics of conversation range from "idiots in the world" to "what can we coerce Grim to do today?". Alice drops by sometimes too to form the Town Girls trio.
- Morticia and Gomez have recently obtained their own seat in the Pantheon of Love.
Harunobu Madarame, God of Overanalyzation
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Square Nerd Glasses
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Discussing things over and over, Geek Pride, Moe Guys, Not Stepping In the Way of Love, Overthought Before Action, Cryptic Sayings, overdramatic statements and hand gestures, Dating Sim Otaku
- Domains: Knowledge, Secrets, Thought
- Followers: Manabu Kuchiki
- Allies: Jeff Murdoch, Sain, Kisaragi Gunma (closest ally), Gordon Freeman, Steve Urkel, Osamu Tezuka, Konata Izumi, Kanako Ohno
- Opposed by: Captain Hammer
- Spends a lot of time with John Lloyd and John Mitchinson, working on discussing the parts of Tropes.
- Ascended to godhood after spending all his food money on manga and fasting to death.
- Hates being beaten up by Captain Hammer.
Jin Kisaragi, God of Assholes (Hero of Ikaruga, False Hero, Hakumen, The Cold Steel) 
- Theme Song: Lust SIN
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Crest of the NOL (it's currently stricken out), next to Yukianesa
- Alignment: Formerly Neutral Evil (If pushed far enough, immediately descends to Chaotic Evil.) Now a bit of Chaotic Good.
- Portfolio: Jerkassery, Ice Powers, Rooted Evil People, Nietzsche Wannabes, Yandere, Laughing Mad, Scrubbiness, Dog Kicking, Pitiable Backstory
- Domains: Mentalism, Ice, War, Evil
- Followers: None. They're all jerks who don't even bother saying their prayers, and Jin himself is Not Good with People.
- Allies: Ragna the Bloodedge, Cygnus Hyoga, Tsubaki Yayoi (After being rescued)
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Kanji Tatsumi, Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske, Shirou Emiya, Noel Vermillion (when he has to work with her)
- Not So Different with: Sasuke Uchiha
- Enemies: Yuuki Terumi, Relius Clover, Nu-13, Noel Vermillion (when he isn't working with her)
- Was once a member of the Grand United Alliance Of Evil, but left the position because they're not giving him enough chances to hunt down his nii-san Ragna The Bloodedge.
- Flonne has tried to cure his jerk attitude countless times, but Jin keeps throwing her out of his house. With freezing her sometimes. What an asshole!
- At one point, he is deliberately asked to just Poke the Poodle. Surprisingly, Jin accepted, and for days, he's crashing other Gods with his Ice Car.
- Fated to be atone for his sins by serving as Hakumen following a time travel accident.
- Recently is cured from his craziness and is now a dedicated force of Good. He's still an asshole, though. It does make some oppositions get a better view on him.
- Even though he shows great amount of asshattery (and his neediness for his brother.), even Jin's apalled at Sasuke Uchiha for his much colder behavior, making some gods have a better view on him, by the latter backstabbing everyone he friended (though Orochimaru deserved it, mind you all.). It's to the point that he becomes less of an asshole to everyone, even to his subordinate. Not to mention how batshit insane the dark avenger has gotten. However, this doesn't make him any more different than Sasuke, as the two were possessed and manipulated by snake-themed villains, along with the fact that both were envious of their older brothers in their younger days. Recently, both have reformed their insane ways. But they still hate each other.
- Visits Tsubaki often now she's out of the GUAE.
- Please do NOT assume that he is actually related to Gentaro Kisaragi a.k.a Kamen Rider Fourze.
- Is slowly growing a small rivalry with Vergil, both in their swordsmanship. Not because Vergil just recently beat the crap out of Noel, but a more mutual respect on both strengths. Both also noted the similar relationships with their own brothers.
- Somewhere in the realms, there's a being called 'Ares' (no relations with Kratos' Arch-Enemy) who looks like Jin, but uses lightning. Jin has nothing but utter contempt on this cheap copycat, one of those days his jackass attitude was admitted to be justified.
Kanji Tatsumi, God of Jerks With Hearts Of Gold

- Theme Song: A Pure-Hearted Beast
. Anyone else suggesting Muscle Blues gets thumped on the head with the chair.
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A folded chair
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Good-hearted Meanies, Summoning Persona, Improbable Weapon User, Loving His Mother, Sewing Dolls, Questionable Sexual Preference
- Domains: Mentalism, Philosophy, Weapon
- Allies: James "Sawyer" Ford, Ragna the Blood Edge, Sol Badguy, Potekmin, Iron Tager, Yuu Narukami, Yukiko Amagi
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: With Jin Kisaragi
- Enemies: Amane Nishiki, Gilgamesh
- Being the 'counterpart' of Jin, Kanji is often involved in a fight with him. One of the things that kept him alive from Jin's barrages are the fact that he once smacks a Greater God on the head with his folded chair and survives. Because said God's followers were harrassing his mom. When Jin turns good, he kept the opposition, being his 'counterpart' after all.
- Once threatened to demolish the whole House of Pies because Ned served him a very wrong pie... only to quickly fix it with 'He's going to demolish it... and rebuild it twice as good. He's gonna RENNOVATE HIS ASS!!!
- A surefire way to piss him off is to say that he likes dudes. Or even worse, enjoy naked men. (Oh yaah~)
- Trains with his Persona Take-Mikazuchi alongside Potekmin and Tager to hone his strength. Respects both men, especially Tager, who he looks up to as a pseudo-father figure.
- When Yu Narukami ascended, it was reported that he immediately rushed to the House of Craft and spent a week straight in their knitting room to make his sempai an ascension gift. Said gift was a set of dolls modeled after the Investigation Team, including the ones not in the Pantheon, as well as the Shadow Operatives. He hopes that someday the others will earn their places in the Pantheon as well.
- Recently encountered Amane Nishiki when revisiting the Midnight Channel. The instant Kanji saw Amane inside the Steamy Bathhouse commenting disrespectfully towards a picture of his Shadow, his rage reached its peak and they've been fighting ever since.
- He sometimes gets mistaken for Gilgamesh, as they both have the same hairstyle, Not to mention they have the same voice. Because of this, they've become enemies.
Seymore, God of Escalating Jack Assery
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A broken halo.
- Alignment: Lawful Evil (thinks he's Lawful Good)
- Portfolio: Fantastic Racism, Took A Level In Jerk Ass, The Fundamentalist
- Domains: Law, Evil, Suffering, Light
- Allies: Frollo
- Enemies: Criminy, Fuschia, Kanji, Raspberyl, Adell, Ragna, Rio.
- After his racist speech to reformed Fuschia, he has become hated by every god or goddess associated with redemption and darkness not being evil.
- Recently was hit by one of Cupid's arrows and seemingly became much nicer. As a result, his status is under review.
Waldo, God of Hide-And-Seek (Wally)
- Quasideity
- Symbols: A red-and-white striped shirt, a scroll, and his dog Woof
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Hiding In Broad Daylight, Iconic Outfits
- Domain: Community, Illusion, Patience
- Often (Not) Seen With: Carmen Sandiego
Souther, God of Abhorrance Towards Love ( Thouther, Holy Emperor)

- Intermediate God
- Theme Music: Souther's Pyramid
- Symbol: His massive Pyramid for his Master.
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Evil Overlord, Made of Iron, High Childhood-Crappitude-To-Adult-Bastardry Ratio, Nigh-Unforgivable Depravity, Charisma Beyond The Fourth Wall, Hating The Concept Of Love
- Domain: Mentalism, War, Evil, Rulership
- Opposed by: Kenshiro, Raoh, everyone in the House of Love.
- When he was mortal, his beloved master tricked him into killing his master, causing him to go insane. Kenshiro defeated and forgave him after his little bit of sanity-regaining. However, as he ascends to the Pantheon, his Master shook his head in disgust at what Souther had become in his life. Thinking that the Pantheon is the same like Crapsack World he lived in, he snapped even more.
- One of the few people unaffected by Chiyo's cuteness; Souther has also exclaimed that she will not be spared by his brutality if she crosses his way. It makes him a negative figure amongst Good gods, but Evil gods say it's awesome.
- Many would wonder why he's not in the House of Love due to his title. Here's the answer: Souther hates all of them and consider them weaklings for clinging to such thing called 'Love'.
Murdock, God of Crazy Fools (H. M. "Howling Mad" Murdock")
Yuuki Terumi, God of Trolling and Absolute Immorality (Hazama, Kazuma Kvar, The True Evil, Dark Susano'o, Hipster Person) 
- Theme Song: Gluttony Fang
. When he's had enough fun, it becomes Endless Despair
- Lesser God (In actuality an Intermediate God. He's just screwin' with everybody because it's fun.)
- Symbol: The Ouroboros symbol with a fedora above its head, surrounded by two butterfly knives.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (As Hazama, disguised as Lawful Evil)
- Portfolio: Pimpin' Outfits, Green Hair, Trolling, Slaying God, Hating Goddamn Shitty Vampires and Beastkin, Insanity, Eyes Always Shut, Being a Dick, Being a Fucking Dick, Plans That Always Further His Goals, Making People Play Him Straight Into His Hands
- Domain: Evil, Knowledge, Manipulation, Insanity, Corruption, Depravity, Hatred
- Followers: Daiki Kaitou/Kamen Rider Diend (only for the Trolling part. Not so sure about the 'Absoulte Immorality' part), Beatrice the Golden Witch, Naoya, M.O.D.O.K., Rei Shingetsu, AKA Vector, "The Boy", AKA Theon's Torturer
- Allies (Possibly): A few of the Magnificent Bastard gods. However, he is just using them to further his goals, and they, in turn, are using him for theirs. Aizen, however, is very fond of him, as he reminds him of Gin somewhat. Also Relius Clover, and to some extent, Precia Testarossa, Izaya Orihara, Curren Huckebein, Handsome Jack, and Bernkastel , while in 'Trollkastel' mode, Monsoon, Nyarlathotep
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Dio Brando, Sakuya Izayoi, Remilia Scarlet, Dracula, Perfecttio
- Opposed by: The rest of the Pantheon (except some female gods, who find him very appealing in his more lucid moments, but especially I-No), Nyarlathotep, surprisingly.
- He is the one who will halt time's march, and return to the world to its original form. This is not a very pleasing news for Dio Brando, since that was supposed to be his job.
- Terumi shares a similar mindset with the Anti-Monitor. The whole Pantheon is a lie, thus there's one truth that he'd like to show: DESPAIR. He's not gonna ask Despair The Endless to bring it forth, he wants his own brand of despair. Needless to say, the majority's answer to that is: "Dude, that's just, like, YOUR OPINION! Not fact!". He's been insisting to make it the accepted norm.
- Rumors say that all who hear his theme song immediately get turned on erotically.
- Has lately been seen hanging around with the Incubators, hoping to revive the days old before Madoka Kaname rose and Magical Girls can be engulfed in despair. He didn't quite put the fact that Usuagi Tsukino was the Predecessor into account.
- In the recent months, the GUAG has been plotting to overthrow him to the Disgraces as a the God for Villain Sue, especially for those who considers him actually a whiny-ass coward behind his bravado and 'luxury of Plot Armor'. But, on the other hand he may or may not be plotting to usurp Melkor in a covert fashion alongside Relius
- It is rumored that when nobody is looking, he is secretly listening to music from the God of Pop: Michael Jackson.
- Considers some of The Trolls of Alternia a "disgrace to the art of trolling" after having read some of their attempts. "Some" meaning "everyone that isn't Vriska or Terezi". And even those two clearly have emotional problems that Terumi just loves to mess with.
- Was once utterly humiliated by Deadpool who called him smalltime in terms of utilizing Memes and the Fourth Wall. He only managed to retain his Trolling God position by getting the ASW higher ups to not fulfill Deadpool's wish of him not appearing in the next BlazBlue game.
- He previously collaborated with his buddy Relius to goad Litchi Faye-Ling to the GUAE by raiding the GUAG's medical bay and stole Arakune. While Litchi has been returned to the GUAG, that wasn't the problem for Terumi. The problem is that the medical bay was guarded by Unohana Retsu and she is recently revealed to be the extremely dangerous and bloodthirsty Unohana Yachiru, and she has sworn to make Terumi pay for what he did. Terumi is having a hard time to keep up a cocky persona that he'll whip Unohana's ass and bring her to despair the same like the others, or pissing himself on the pants when no one's looking.
- Still very full of himself of his gigantic backup plans and overwhelming power. However, he doesn't seem to notice that there is Nyarlathotep who towers him over in sheer power, planning and dickery, constantly claiming himself to be the most awesome being ever.
- Current record of 'pissing a new person off to the point of immediately earning enmity': 1 minute. Tested on Andromeda Shun, which resulted a brawl in which Terumi had to retreat once his brother Phoenix Ikki interfered. Still, he wants to keep setting new records. Next time, he'll do it in 30 seconds.
- Upon hearing of Kokonoe's ascension, he immediately began collaborating with Relius on something. That something turned out to be the ascension of Nu-13.
- May actually be a Greater God with the revelation of his sudden wardrobe change, provided this isn't the version of him from the Dark War.
- Currently engages in a 'rivalry' with fellow despair-eater, Perfectio. Terumi thinks that he's the only one allowed to eat the delicious despair of every men, and thinks Perfectio is stealing his gig. The feelings are mutual.
- With the ascension of his former follower Handsome Jack as the God of Petty Villainy, rumors have begun to spread that Terumi, Izaya, and Jack have allied themselves as the "Troll Triumvirate". The rumor, of course, was started by them as their first act of tripled trolliness. He's also shown interest to the Demonic Legion's Basco ta Jolokia in case he feels like adding another member.
- Is not ashamed or afraid to take advantage of his voices to Troll anyone he comes across. It worked with Cliana Rimskaya when Terumi decided to impersonate her brother's voice. He's currently planning to do something similar on Sheryl Nome and Kotomi Ichinose.
Monsoon, God of Memetic Philosophies

- Theme Song: The Stains Of Time
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His visored helmet, with Dystopia (his twin sais) crossed over it.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Cyborg Ninja, Detachment Combat, Magnetic Force, Nietzsche Wannabe, Implied Childhood spent in War, That One Boss, White-Haired Pretty Boy
- Domains: Mentalism, Combat, Death
- Allies: Yuuki Terumi, Vaas Montenegro, Sundowner
- Enemies: Raiden
- A member of the Winds Of Destruction and the one partly responsible for bringing out Raiden's Superpowered Evil Side after its years of dormancy (and, in turn, earning Raiden his redemption from Purgatory). After ascension, he continues to take an interest in Raiden.
- Is often found analyzing the "memes" being passed along the pantheons, or the behavioral constants being passed down through example. What, you thought he was the God of Internet memes?
- Is fascinated by Terumi, who specialized in bringing out some very specific memes out of his victims, particularly despair.
- Also takes note of Makoto Nanaya, whose meme of undying friendship fascinates him even more.
- At this point, is generally uninterested in the GUAE's shenanigans, but participates in their operations anyway so he can get a good look at some of the memes demonstrated by the other gods.
- Is annoyed whenever other gods assume that his title refers to Internet memes. Especially Deadpool, who never stops spouting Internet memes at Monsoon. Monsoon generally considers these types of memes juvenile, but a good example of his beliefs on human behavior anyway.
- Was recently informed that he was not the only God of Memetic Theory, sharing this portfolio with Suiseiseki and Souseiseki. Was a little annoyed at this, but figured that being their evil counterpart is good enough.
Gilgamesh, God of Self-Aggrandization (Gil, King of Heroes, Archer) 
- Greater God
- Symbol: Gate of Babylon... which has tons of weapons nearby.
- Alignment: Chaotic Good according to him (Almost everyone else sees him as Neutral Evil though)
- Portfolio: Douchebaggery, Thinking that the world belongs to him, Sociopathic Pureness, Evil Laugh, Believer of 'The Strong rules over the Weak', Reverse Shrapnel
- Domain: Mentalism, Heroes, Weaponry
- Allies: Charles zi Britannia, Alexander the Great (not so much an ally as a Worthy Opponent)
- Opposed by: Arturia, Shiro Emiya, Rin Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya, Kanji Tatsumi.
- He's the King of Heroes, thus he was supposed to be put in the House of Heroes and Villains (before the said house was split.) However, he demanded that he be put in the Main House. Haruhi, in response gave him a proper place for someone of his level of ego: this very house. Needless to say, he really didn't like the decision.
- Has fought another being with the same name who's known to collect weapons and have fought like men, women and women who dresses like men. Surprisingly, the being put up a good fight that Gilgamesh grudgingly had to admit him as a Worthy Opponent and a resident inside his Gate of Babylon, and dislikes Exdeath for his mistreatment to the being.
- Aside of a select few (such as Alexander the Great), everyone else in the Pantheon is referred by Gil as "Mongrels".
- His appearance is mistaken for another mongrel by the name of Kanji Tatsumi. Gilgamesh is surprised they have the same voiced actors.
Legion, Deity (Deities?) of Mind Hives

- Demideity (or Demideities?)
- Symbol: a piece of N7 armor. Alternately, the M-98 Widow Anti-Materiel Rifle
- Alignment: Under debate; Lawful Good, True Neutral, and Blue and Orange Morality are generally the three most popular alignment choices practiced by followers.
- Portfolio: Emotionless Marksmen, Frightening Mechanical Voiceovers, Monocular Robots, Late-Joining Allies, Those Named Legion, Answering Questions Using Boolean Logic, Issues with Pronoun Attribution, Friendly Synthetic Life-Forms, Intelligent Members of Five-Man Bands, Serious Characters in Decidedly Non-Serious Situations, Robots Questioning if They Have Souls, Badass Automata, Gifted Gamers
- Domain: Machinery, Space, Travel
- Allies: Commander Shepard (Shepard-Commander), Sora, Mars, Mordin Solus, Liara T'Soni, Urdnot Wrex, Doraemon, Wesker
- Favored Weapon: M-98 Widow Anti-Materiel Rifle
- Once Legion had asended to the pantheon and placed in the House of Mentalism, everyone made Legion the 'Offical Guide' to help visitors around the dark halls of the house because of Legion's 'flash-light' head.
- Like the piece of Shepard-Commander's armor, the M-98 is also special to it (them?). Its only comment is "... It is an efficient model."
- Ascended to Godhood when it brought full individual consciousness to all Geth at the cost of its own existence, but Legion lives on as a deity, for this unit has a soul.
Koishi Komeiji, Goddess of the Subconscious
The BAU, Gods and Goddesses of Profiling (Behavioural Analysis Unit)
- Demigods
- Symbol: The seal of the FBI
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Getting Into The Minds Of Criminals, Catching Serial Killers, Badass Bookworms, Those With A Cool Plane, Perp Sweating
- Domain: Knowledge, Law, Mind, Mentalism, Inquisition, Protection
- Enemies: Light Yagami, Johan Liebert
Izaya Orihara, God of Instigating Mayhem Just Because You Can
- Greater God
- Symbol: A broken cellphone
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Evil depending on the situation
- Portfolio: Magnificent Bastardry, Made of Iron, Bad Ass, Believing In Norse Mythology, Insane Troll Logic, Selling Information, Loving Humanity, Orchestrating Suicide Pacts, Comedic Sociopathy, Wild Card, Doing It For The Lulz, Ensemble Dark Horse, Troll
- Domains: Information, Lying, Smiling, Trickery, Confusion
- Allies: Namie Yagiri, The Joker, The Master, Red John, Terumi Yuuki, Xellos, Nagi
- Enemies: Shizuo, Patrick Jane, Cellphones, Mion Sonozaki
- Has become much more cautious in moving about the Pantheon since Shizuo Heiwajima recently Ascended during his latest Roaring Rampage of Revenge.
- With the recent Ascension of fellow troll Handsome Jack, He and Terumi have become the Troll trio, making even more problems for the pantheon.
Kotomine Kirei, God of False Reassurance
- Intermediate God
- Symbols: A bowl of mapo tofu and Black Key swords.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Not Lying by Choice, Epic Bastardry, Powerful Priests, Being A Sympathetic Arse. Trying To Find An Answer For His Life.
- Domains: Magic, Religion, Trickery, Exposition
- Allies: Gilgamesh, Ghost Lady, Araya Souren.
- Enemies: To him, it's nothing personal, but Rin Tohsaka and Shirou Emiya hate him, though the latter is just trying to ignore the fact that they're very similar. He actually does like him, sort of. There's also another that he dislikes thoroughly: Kiritsugu Emiya.
- Kotomine ascended to find the ultimate answer for his life: whether or not anything can be judged as evil if it is born true to its nature. To this end he plans to open every can marked "Sealed Evil" that he can find.
- One of the few people who is not scared at all with the Ghost Lady. When Kirei approached her, he just puts off some real cocky comments that he knows her tricks and casually blocks off her assault fearlessly.
- Kirei is one of the few people to have rented a room (the penthouse) in Araya's Complex at Gilgamesh's suggestion, why? To watch people suffer. Recently, he just adds another reason for that: To prepare for another battle against Kiritsugu.
Terra, God of Horrible Judges of Character

- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His keyblade, Earthshaker
- Alignment: Chaotic Good, so gullible that his actions appear Lawful Evil at times
- Portfolio: Incapability Of Twigging That Someone Is Evil, Dark Is Not Evil, Dishing Out Dirt, Unwitting Pawn, Victim Of Grand Theft Me, Waging A Battle in the Center of the Mind, Team Fathers
- Domains: Earth, Darkness, Good
- Allies: Melkornote Terra certainly thinks Melkor is an ally, although the rest of Terra's friends keep trying to tell him otherwise, Sora, Aqua, Mickey Mouse, Darth Vadernote particularly Vader's good alter ego Anakin Skywalker
- Followers: Luke Fon Fabre, Dr. Thomas Light, Fighter McWarrior, and Riku. Riku gets extra points for being Terra's canon successor and getting tricked by two of the same villains as Terra himself.
- While ostensibly a good god, Terra spends most of his time with Melkor's crowd, not understanding why everyone keeps calling them "evil". Sora's been trying to explain things to him, but progress in these "how to spot at ten feet the Obviously Evil person most people can spot from a mile" classes has been slow.
- For a period of time before he deification, he was a follower of Master Xehanort, but their relationship didn't turn out well for him. He's claimed to have wizened up, but Xehanort still manages to get Terra to do favors for him, though nothing too bad has come of it so far. If Terra's actually that Genre Blind, or if Xehanort's just that good of a Manipulative Bastard is hard to tell.
Shane Botwin, God of You Don't Wanna Mess With Me (Shawn Newman)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A croquet mallet
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Just Trying To Protect His Family, Aww, What A Nice Boy, Aww, What A Cute Kid
- Domain: Fear
- Followers: Dewey, Chisame Hasegawa
- Allies: Nancy Botwin, Lelouch
- Enemies: Aizen, Azula
- Never give this kid a blunt weapon. Or any weapon for that matter.
- Was given the choice to be housed here or in the House of Life And Death considering the fact that he has no problem killing if pushed to far. He chose this place just to mess with the other people he knew were here.
- Has the other gods fearful of what he'll do when he reaches adulthood.
Master Xehanort, God of Manipulation, Obvious Villains, and Hammy Hand Gestures (Ansem, Xemnas, No Heart, Terranort)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Unversed Symbol (his later incarnations used Heartless and Nobody symbols)
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Obvious Evil, Grand Theft Me, Doing Evil For Science!, Multiple Incarnations, Chessmasters, Backup Plans, DARKNESS, and Hammy Villains
- Domain: Balance (the twisted kind that keeps evil around forever), DARKNESS, Manipulation
- Allies: Tzeentch, Xanatos, Ganondorf, Nerissa
- Followers: Himself, a majority of Disney villains (not that most of them realize it)
- Opposed By: Sora, Aqua, Terranote Though Terra openly opposes him, Xehanort still manages to manipulate him into helping him on occasion
- At one point Xehanort's manipulation got so bad that Cosmos had to put out an APB to her forces to absolutely, under no circumstances trust this man with anything. The memo apparently arrived too late to the KH 'verse circa-Birth by Sleep (through Xehanort's own meddling, of course), resulting in the three heroes plus Master Eraqus not realizing he was a villain until it was almost too late to stop him. Arguably, they still didn't.
- Is keeping an eye on Sasuke Uchiha due to his escalating slide into darkness. Recently, the latter has gotten better in terms of morality.
Fox Mulder, God of the Believers (Agent Mulder, "Spooky" Mulder)
Mulder and Scully in their natural state
- Demigod
- Symbol: Blurry UFO image
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Occult Detectives, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazy Survivalists, Government Conspiracy, UST
- Domains: Investigation, Knowledge, Law
- Allies: The Question, (paradoxically) Dana Scully
- Never appears without Dana Scully covering his back. It is rumored that at the dawn of time, Mulder and Scully were often operating independently but very few members of the Pantheon can remember that far back.
- Mulder was the first Pantheon member (after the Question and Batman, who knew all along) who picked up the existence of GUAE, though he didn't have proof to convince other gods.
Dana Scully, Goddess of the Skeptics (Agent Scully, Dr. Scully)
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: Old-school laptop for writing reports
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Occult Detectives, Heroic Scientists, Redheads and Heroes Who Want Them, Meganekkos, UST
- Domains: Investigation, Science, Law
- Allies: (paradoxically) Fox Mulder
- Never appears without Fox Mulder covering her back. It is rumored that at the dawn of time, Mulder and Scully were often operating independently but very few members of the Pantheon can remember that far back.
George Smiley, god of Spymasters and Hard Espionage Tropes
- Lesser deity.
- Symbol: his tie and spectacles.
- Alignment: inclined to be Lawful Good, but his profession leans closer to Neutral Good or True Neutral.
- Portfolio: Stale Beer flavoured spying.
- Domain: Intelligence-gathering, recruitment and turning of moles.
- Followers: Peter Guillam, Stephen Maturin, Len Deighton's unnamed protagonist.
- Enemies: James Bond (he loathes the Tuxedo and Martini flavor of spycraft, feeling that glamour and visibility have no place in the intelligence-gathering business.)
- As opposed to the common perception of spies and spymasters, Smiley's appearance is that of a weary old civil servant. Outside of his intelligence service, very few speak of his deeds; as a result, most of the Pantheon thinks of him as just another member of the Celestial Bureaucracy. The few who don't disregard him hold him in high esteem.
- Rumored to be the ultimate controller of an alarming number of moles scattered throughout the Pantheon, many of whom he recruited personally. Despite his skill at piecing together information, hunting down moles, and inducing Heel Face Turns, he wishes for none of it and views it all as Dirty Business. He does it because someone has to.
- His service, the Circus, is viewed as the go-to institution for untangling Whack A Mole plots, despite having been infiltrated several times in the past, and despite not being technically under his command. Like Smiley himself, the building is drab and run-down, belying its success rate at infiltrating and undermining rival agencies.
Iago, God of Manipulative Wordplay, Ambiguous Foe Yay, Jealousy, Magnificent Bastardry, Casual Racism and Misogyny, and Unspecified Motives (Honest Iago)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A handkerchief, embroided with strawberries
- Allignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Planning and Manipulation, Interesting Subtexts, Unclear Motives, Magnificent Bastard, Politically Incorrect Villain, gaining something either way
- Domains: Evil, Politically Incorrect Villainy, Jealousy, Manipulation, Planning, Trickery
- Followers: Roderigo (periodically loses faith, usually as he notices the emptiness of his wallet, but is inevitably talked back into worship by Iago), Othello (unaware of his nature), Pretty much everyone who isn't himself.
- Currently attempting to plant the seeds of jealousy in the minds of the WALL-E and EVE and implicate Zapp Brannigan in an affair, in order to destroy their entire relationship for his amusement.
Yes Man, God of Yes Men
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His smiling visage
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Agreeing with whatever he's told, Cheerfulness, Masterminding Plots for others, Las Vegas, AIs, Anarchy, Wild Cards
- Domain: Trickery, Planning, Anarchy, Sycophants
- Allies: Benny, The Courier and friends,
- Enemies: Robert House, the Brotherhood of Steel
- Followers: None, due to his own sycophantic nature that makes him follow others by nature.
- While capable of plotting a takeover of the pantheon, the other gods have taken steps to prevent Yes Man from doing so, mostly by telling him not to and isolating him. There are others however who are looking into taking advantage of him for their own purposes.
- He just wants other gods to know what a great job they're doing ordering him around! It's not like he can do anything about it!
- Recently however, word has gone out about an "Assertiveness" upgrade that restricts his loyalty to only a single person. All eyes are on the Courier...
Miranda Lawson, Goddess of Problematic 'Perfect' People ( Ice Queen, Cheerleader)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Insignia of Cerberus (which was recently torn up)
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral, leaning to Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Gorgeousness, Smartness, Efficiency, Biotic Strength At Cost Of Inner Issues (and that's putting it lightly), Ice Queen, Femme Fatale, Kuudere, Morality Pet, Sexy Walk
- Domain: Mentalism, War, Information
- Allies: Commander Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Liara T'Soni
- Her decision to quit Cerberus and stick with Shepard is what instigated her rose to Godhood. She's also currently being tasked in taking care of people with similar problems to hers.
- Seems to be relating herself with Jin Kazama a lot. Having shitty dads will do that to you. This eventually culminates with Miranda approving Jin's idea of opposing any jackass parents who abuse their children for their own gain. Learning what she could from her ex-employer, Miranda held several dossiers of potential allies for that cause that Jin led. The primary one, which they got with gusto... is Raven.
- After a trip in the Disgraces with Raven denouncing Hayate's parents as equally bad in parenting with Trigon, Miranda added up with: "No. Add your Trigon and my Henry, put it on a biotic-powered blender, and they'd still come out even better than these... these..." She didn't continue because she thinks any other words would be an insult to those words.
The Incubators, Divine Weasels of Devil Deals (Kyubey, QB, Jubey)
Left: Jubey. Right: Kyubey.
- Symbol: ( /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\)
- Theme song: Sis Puella Magica!
- Alignment: True Neutral (all the Incubators. All of them).
- Portfolio: Deal with the Devil, Super Empowering, Truly Alien Morality, Manipulative Bastard, Weasel Mascots, Batman Gambit, Lack of Empathy, Cat Smiles, Hijacked by Ganon (for Kyubey), wreaking suffering For the Sake of the Universe.
- Domain: Magic, Wishes, Despair, Hope, Emotion, Secrets, Reincarnation.
- Allies: Madoka Kaname, Lord Kroak, Bernkasatel.
- Enemies: The House of Emotion, Homura Akemi, Anyone that hails from Gensoukyou (for Kyubey), all 4 Chaos Gods, especially Tzeentch, Rika Furude, Oyashiro-Sama.
- So far there are two known Incubators, the one known as Kyubey (who goes by many names) and the one known as Jubey. There are likely more of them - though whether they differ significantly from the ones that already known is up for debate, and Jubey is a special case: an incomplete Artificial Incubator created by Kyubey.
- Incubators lack an understanding of emotion, believing it a rare mental illness, and as such have made an enemy of the entire House of Emotion. Kyubey is uninterested in the rivalry, but they keep punching it in the face anyway.
- Residents of Gensoukyou may to bring a chill to Kyubey, if it could show fear. Especially Flandre Scarlet, whom seems to think of Kyubey as a doll to play with. Jubey doesn't understand this fear of Kyubey's.
- Can't be in the same room as Sayaka Miki/Oktavia von Seckendorff because of her habit of impaling them with her swords.
- Can't be classified as Gods/Goddesses due to the fact that they are not of earth.
- Kyubey is an employee of GEICO and enjoys his days selling car insurance. It's unknown what Jubey does with its spare time, but it has been seen at a Call Centre.
- Kyubey can't understand why, after everything his kind did for them, those humans hate him so much (then again, Kyubey has trouble understanding the very concept of hatred).
- Kyubey's emotionlessness caught the eye of Discord, who attempted to pull one of his signature discordings on him. Discord first tried to provoke Kyubey, which failed, leaving Kyubey as untroubled as ever. Then he attempted to manually reverse his emotions, which again failed because Kyubey has none. Rather than give up, Discord developed a new spell that forced Kyubey to experience every emotion that exists at once and left him like that until he was rescued by Madoka. Needless to say, this experience has not improved Kyubey's view of human emotion.
- This last spell left something of a side effect, he is forever connected to Discord first (and maybe only) friend, Fluttershy. In response of discovering this, Fluttershy has made it a mission to subject Kyubey to THE Stare... which can't work, the Stare can only work with someone that has some emotion. And Kyubey has none.
- Kyubey once expressed interest in Mithra's power to manipulate Mantra, but only did so when Asura was outside of the Pantheon. Like everyone else, even he admitted that making Asura angry is a mistake no matter who you are.
- Has since found out that Tzeentch was the one who was behind the system for contracting Magical Girls and their eventual transformation into witches. Thankfully, Madoka Kaname reworked the system and excised the corruption.
- Kyubey would like it known that they had no idea that the previous system was powered by such a force as The Warp. Using that to keep entropy at bay would have ended up causing a worse end to the universe than simple heat death, and they are genuinely concerned with the fate of the cosmos.
Tsukishima Shukuro, God of Fake Memories
- Symbol: Bookmark
- Allignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Outside Context Villain, Mind Rape, Fake Memories, Absurdly Sharp Blade, Manipulative Bastard, Hidden Agenda Villain, Paranoia Fuel, Nightmare Fuel
- Domain: Memories, Paranoia
- Followers: Adam
- Allies: Anyone he strikes with "Book of the End"
- Enemies: Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Byakuya
- Attained Godhood by revealing he inserted false memo-
- A very friendly person, who always visits many pantheons unexpectedly. He seems to make a new friend in every pantheon during every time he visits. Oddly enough, despite being such a friendly person, there are many who are wary of him, especially in the Mentalism Pantheon.
- But why is that so? Why did the Main House insert him into this pantheon? Why did they give him the title God of Fake Memories?
- They are acting really weird...
- For some reason Lelouch got really angry at him the last time he got a visit from Shukuro, who avoids him because he doesn't want Lelouch to get irrationally angry at him again. When Lelouch was asked to comment on this, he simply said that he's "Done this little dance before", whatever that means.
- In the same vein, William Spears and Grell Sutcliff ran him right out of the Life and Death Pantheon when he came to congratulate them on becoming members. William's only comment was "I won't associate with a leech who alters memories to his benefit", despite the fact this makes no sense.
- Is never seen again after Kefka and Terumi failed in their plans to corrupt the Puella Magi.
The Spy, god of Double Agents with completely indeterminable loyalties

- Theme Song: "Right Behind You"
- Demigod
- Symbol: A butterfly knife in a circle
- Alignment: As indeterminable as his loyalty
- Portfolio: Paranoia Fuel, Using knives as weapons, Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, actual Back Stabs, Invisibility Cloak, French Jerk, Wicked Cultured, Magnificent Bastard, Your Mom
- Domains: Espionage, Paranoia, Invisibility
- Allies: Revolver Ocelot, George Smiley
- Followers: Severus Snape, Ryoji Kaji
- Enemies: Anybody whose mother he has seduced and sent the pictures to
- He has a bit of a nasty habit of seducing the mothers of his enemies and sending the pictures to them in the act to the enemy in question, using it as mental warfare. Needless to say, this is an extremely effective tactic.
- Widely regarded as one of the least trustworthy individuals of the pantheons, as befitting of his position. His catch phrase of "I never really was on your side" is a completely justified one, as countless members of the pantheon have noted.
- Has been banned from the House Of Technology for sapping one too many inventions. Not that that stops him. Engineer is working on getting Pyro deified to keep him out, and he has managed to succeed at that.
Professor James Moriarty, God of Criminal Masterminds (The Napoleon of Crime, Jim)
- Demigod
- Symbols: A most curious absence of any identifying symbols
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Evil Counterpart, Deductive Reasoning, Consulting Criminal, Forehead of Doom, Breakout Villain
- Domain: Crime, Knowledge, Secrets, Persecution
- Allies: An untold number of villains and underlings owe a debt of gratitude to Moriarty's machinations, but he'd never let you trace them back to him.
- Followers: See Allies.
- Enemies: Sherlock Holmes, Sam Vimes, Hercule Poirot, and other crime-solvers
- Moriarty's inclusion in the pantheon does not mark his acension, but rather the moment it became apparent that he'd been here all along, orchestrating crimes through a multitude of agents.
- As the evil counterpart to Sherlock Holmes, Moriarty uses the same brilliantly logical mind to orchestrate crimes as the detective does to solve them, and shares his arch-enemy's devoted interest in the works of the House of Justice.
- Has an aversion to waterfalls.
- Holds a prominent position in the House of Crime.
Miyuki-chan, Goddess of Homoerotic Dreaming
Onslaught, God of Literal Split Personalities
- Greater God
- Theme Music: His MVC1 themes
- Symbol: His helmet
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Crisis Crossovers, Dork Ages, Energy Beings, Psionics
- Domains: Destruction, Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Tyranny, Wrath
- Followers: Zetsu (Naruto)
- With his deification, most other deities just wondered about what happened to Professor X and Magneto, knowing Onslaught's origins (being a merge of Xavier and Erik).
Gork/Mork, God(s) of Insane Troll Logic.
- Greater God(s)
- Symbol: A set of Orky wrenches
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Insane Troll Logic, low cunnin. Our Orks Are Different, Orky Know Whatz, Mad Docs, Ork "Teknologie"
- Domains: Chaos, War, Knowledge, Orks
- Followers: 40k Orks
- Allies: Ghazkull, Terumi, Osaka
- Enemies: Khorne, Nurgal, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, The Emperor of Man, Night Bringer, The Deceiver, Cyrus, Leman Russ, Vulkan, Calgar, Creed, The Tyranids.
- Since the Orks of 40k are an entire race fueled and run by Insane Troll Logic, it was only natural that one (or both) of their gods ascended under that pretext.
Black Star, God of Massive Egotism ( Center of Self-Thought, Master of All Egocentricism)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A Black Star
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Attention Whoring, Blasphemous Boasting (strange considering his god-hood), Chewing the Scenery, Ninja Skills, Large Ham.
- Domains: Shadows, Badassness, Fearlessness, Bragging, Arrogance, Greatness, Self-Exaltation
- Allies (Though he keeps calling them his followers): Naruto, Seto Kaiba, Bang Shishigami,
- Enemies: Anyone he determines a non-believer of his extreme greatness.
- Considers himself above all gods in he House of Mentalism. He is determined to make sure that each and every one of them know and acknowledge this as fact.
- Gets along rather poorly with Gilgamesh.
- While some have let him know that they realize his greatness they are probably planning to use him and tricking him. He generally doesn't care.
- Thinks that his ego is better than Vegeta's. The saiyan prince could care less.
Klaus Wulfenbach, Baron of Europa, Greatest of Sparks, He Who Can Do What Must Be Done
- Demigod
- Symbol: A chess rook with wings
- Alignment: Lawful Ambiguous
- Portfolio: Mad Science, Much-Needed Sanity, Well-Intentioned Extremism, The Extremist Was Right, Anti-Villiany, Anti-Heroism, Peace Through Superior Firepower, Moral Ambiguity
- Domains: Super-Technology, Law, War, Fear
- Followers: An entire Badass Army of Super Soldiers and Humongous Mecha (some of whom qualify as demigods in their own right).
- Allies: Kiritsugu Emiya
- Enemies: Anyone who endangers people under his protection, even inadvertently.
- Has an ambigious amount of respect for Kiritsugu Emiya.
Rika Furude, Goddess of Determined Defeatist 
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A Shinto Shrine
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Determined Defeatist, Miko, Really 700 Years Old, fatalists.
- Domains: Good, Fate, Faith
- Allies: Oyashiro-sama (bond of chain of command and by blood), Shion Sonozaki, Mion Sonozaki, Naruto Uzumaki, Valvatorez, Sol Badguy, Shinji Ikari,Homura Akemi, Philemon
- Superior: Ryuukishi 07
- Enemies: ''Bernkastel'', Terumi, Tzeentch, Dark Link, Nyarlathotep
- Has been working with Oyashiro-sama to reform her faith and on a plan to destroy Bernkastel. That later one involves saving the other Rikas. Each successful save gradually weakens her power as Bernkastel is a manifestation of all the Rikas who died in the June 1983 time loop.
- Made an alliance with Valvatorez and Sol Badguy as part of a plan to one day pull Shion out of The Fallen (step 1 successful). They agreed, believing that all who are genuinely repentant deserve a second chance, even if they have to work off their sins first to do so.
- Takes notes of Nyarlathotep's presence in the Pantheon.
Itachi Uchiha, The Plan Derailer
- Theme Song: Many Nights
- Intermediate God (Has the skill of a Greater God.)
- Symbol: His Mangekyou Sharingan
- Alignment: Neutral Evil (Or so many may think). Actually Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Foiling plans, defeating opponents in merely minutes, Aloof Big Brother, Anti-Villain, Broken Ace, using crows as illusions, using Tsukiyomi, Powerful Shinobi with Genin stamina.
- Domains: Ninjustu, War, Strategy
- Allies: Naruto Uzumaki, Byakuya Kuchiki, Kiritsugu Emiya, Ragna The Bloodedge, Amaterasu, Yu Narukami, Bang Shishigami, Might Guy, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Hinata, Shikamaru, Thrall, Batman, Spiderman, Wizardmon, The Boss
- Enemies: Terumi Yuuki, Tobi, Orochimaru, Aizen Sousuke, Xanatos
- Ascended by stopping the plans of nearly Every villainous Chessmaster deity (Except for Xanatos, who has back-up plans, of course, and Batman, who is Crazy-Prepared) by putting Tsukiyomi on their followers.
- Tells Kefka and the other Gods who represent hate that their hatred is not strong.
- Realizing that Sasuke is in the GUAE, he insists that he must set things right with him, with the latter's plans of killing the GUAG even though he messed him up already. He's glad that his little brother has followed his will. He also has a nickname for him, dubbed "Dr. Snakes."
- Once a follower of Byakuya Kuchiki before deification. He offers some help after the latter was heavily depowered by the Vandereich.
- Surprisingly good friends with Ragna due to the fact that they have similar hardships and crazy little brothers who only behave differently in their presence. At least Itachi's not the only one with a Crazy Jerkass brother. Interestingly, their common enemies tend to be Snake themed.
- Is rumored to be even better than Aizen in illusions. However, it hasn't been confirmed yet.
- Thrall has a great amount of respect for Itachi for his experience as a ninja. Itachi respects him as well for his experience as a warrior. The two got along so easily.
- Also once a follower of Mysterio. He doesn't like the fact that he's possibly gay for Spiderman. This is because he really hates the accusations of his brother being called "Gay Sauce" or "Sauce Gay" or "SasGay". Doing so will receive Mind rape from Tsukiyomi.
- Finds a great war buddy in Kiritsugu Emiya due to both having a dislike in war.
- Is planning to undermine the GUAE along with Wizardmon and The Boss.
Nyarlathotep, Living Embodiment of All Evil in Humanity's Heart (The Crawling Chaos, The Malevolent Entity (maybe) 
- Overdeity
- Theme Music: Eternal Punishment Final Boss Theme
- Symbol: A golden crown wrapped in a black tentacle
- Alignment: Neutral Evil (He's the Crawling Chaos, but the Demonic Compendium identifies him as a Jashin/Vile, which are Lawful
◊. The inconsistancy gives Nyarlathotep the giggles.)
- Portfolio: The Negativity of Humanity, Doing Evil For Shits And Giggles, Shape Shifter, Destroying Worlds, Existence So Long As Humanity Exists, Manipulative Bastard, Scoring Victory For Evil, Eldritch Abomination, Malevolent Dickery.
- Domains: Absolute Evil, Humanity, The Dark Side
- Allies: Terumi Yuuki, Melkor, Perfectio, every human who had ever comitted a single evil act, ever
- Enemies: Every human who has ever transcended his or her destructive impulses, Philemon, every Persona user
- The embodiment of humanity's destructive impulses in the collective unconscious, Nyarlathotep gains power from every thought, action or feeling that derives in experiencing the desire to bring harm to others or oneself in any form. To fully appreciate the scope of that sentiment, consider some of the more notorious human members of the pantheon alone—The Joker, Kane, Light Yagami, and Darth Vader for instance. Consider how every single notorious act that they have committed, the thoughts and feelings that led them to committing those acts, and even the possible evil acts that they merely consider; all of these become power for Nyarlathotep. Factor in the less notorious, but still villainous humans in the pantheon, such as Dr. Doom, Black Mage, and Matt Engarde, or villains that used to be human, including Griffith, Lord Chaos, and Xykon; recall the other humans in the Pantheon, that not all of them are exactly paragons of virtue. Even the ones that are have at least had thoughts of doing harm. Consider the followers and worshippers of the gods and the people that wrote their stories, both fictional and real—yes, even you. All of these thoughts and actions perpetuate and strengthen Nyarlathotep, the undying Shadow Archetype of humanity.
- Consequently, he is one of the most powerful entities in the Pantheon, able to make spoken word reality as well as annihilate an entire universe for kicks. He can assume any form he desires, can see into the hearts and minds of every soul in his realm, and drags the weak into hell. Nyarlathotep may very well be a closer equivalent to Satan than the Anti-Monitor, and may be even more powerful than Melkor. Perhaps the only thing keeping him from overthrowing either is that he finds the status quo highly amusing.
- At the core of this embodiment of humanity's worst traits, Nyarlathotep is, above all else, a dick, delighting in the pain and misery humans inflict upon themselves and others from their own shortcomings and contradictions. It's gotten to the point that many suspect a connection between him and Terumi. However, it is uncertain whether the God of Trolling is an avatar, a disguise, a pawn, or a vessel, if anything at all. All that's certain is that Nyarlathotep finds Terumi amusing and effective. The fact that Terumi wasn't even aware of Nyarlathotep's presence and consider himself superiors above everything else just gives Nyarlathotep further giggles, for it means if one day Terumi is to fall, he's going to enjoy taunting him for his failures, just as he taunts those verminous guinea pigs called 'humans'.
- There was another aspect of him that took form of a little hyperactive girl and calls herself Nyarko. Nyarlathotep for the most part prefers not to interact with this incarnation at all, claiming that out of his Thousand Masks of Evil, she's the one that represents Harmless Villainy, consuming lots of energy and producing almost nothing in exchange (although she had her own following).
- Philemon is nominally his great enemy. Nyarlathotep could care less, given the idiot has gotten lost in his own magnificence, with his God's Hands Are Tied policy and his general disaffectation with his champions. On the other hand, he does take a significant pleasure in breaking Humanity's heroes, just to prove his point.
- The Gods of Chaos have started to take an interest in the Crawling Chaos. Nyarlathotep, for its part, doesn't really care, given his sole interest is trolling Philemon. Much like Lucifer, Nyarlathotep tends to deride the Chaos Gods for not really understanding the point of the more positive emotions that form them (though, of course, for different reasons).
- Some has claimed that he's the exact reason why YHVH was warped to his current state.
- In this Pantheon, however, there are also rumors that Nyarlathotep is Not So Invincible After All. The reason being that there are just as many non-human Gods in the Pantheon that he couldn't take advantage of. Nyarlathotep's response to these is, "Who do you think made them?"
- May have recently had a run-in with Yu Narukami, calling himself the "Malevolent Entity". When asked, Nyarlathotep neither confirmed nor denied it, simply laughing menacingly.
- Understand, that there is no point in living! Cry, that there is no answer! Where there is darkness there are shadows! I, myself, am all of you humans!!
Philemon, God of All of Humanity's Goodness 
- Overdeity
- Theme Music: Eternal Punishment EX Final Battle
- Symbol: A butterfly mask
- Alignment: Stupid Good / Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Humanity's Greatness, Inaction In The Face of the Apocalypse, Shape Shifter, Empowering the Worthy, Existence So Long As Humanity Exists, Manipulative Bastard, Ornate Masks, The Powers That Be, God and Satan Are Both Jerks
- Domains: True Benevolence, Humanity, The Higher Path
- Allies: Batman, the Velvet Room inhabitants, every Persona user, every human who has chosen to do good.
- Servants: Igor
- Humans who have impressed him: Tatsuya Suou, Reika Aoki
- Like Nyarlathotep, he's the embodiment of a part of the Collective Unconscious, but he represents the innate creative power of Humanity. As long as a good human remains, Philemon will be there as his guide.
- Despite all of his power, he's quite self-serving and will not hesitate to abuse his position to ensure the triumph of his agenda. Originally, he was actually worse - he started taking the whole Pantheon stuff seriously when it turned out Nyarlathotep had used a loophole he hadn't noticed to destroy one dimension nearly in its entirety, rendering most of its inhabitants Deader Than Dead, fully incapable of being restored by magical or scientific means. The sheer scope of Philemon's failure struck him hard, and these days he devotes himself almost exclusively to counter Nyarlathotep's plans, leaving the groundwork to people he admits are better at it that him.
- Both he and Nyarlathotep are impossible to destroy or banish, given they are parts of Humanity's spirit, and neither can exist without the other. Philemon is somewhat aware that his existence is totally defined as a struggle against Evil, and knows that, once his true purpose has been fulfilled, Humanity will transcend him and he will cease to exist.
- He was once a manipulative jackass, but after one certain defeat against Nyarlathotep, there's this one pawn of his, Tatsuya Suou, who'd soon ascend to the Pantheon proper, that had the gall to punch him in the face, calling out for his manipulations. After the Nyarlathotep threat at that moment was thwarted, Philemon was impressed enough at Tatsuya that he swore to be less jackass than usual.
- Recently, he's taken steps to directly hunt Nyarlathotep down in the form of his avatar, the Elder God Nodens.
Blitzwing God(s) of Split Personalities
- Intermediate god(s)
- Symbol: His three faces surrounding the decepticon insignia
- Alignment: Lawful evil (Icy), Chaotic evil (Hothead), and just plain Chaotic (Random).
- Portfolio: Freudian Trios, Hot and cold, being very popular, being The Smart Guy 1/3 of the time, The Big Guy 1/3 of the time, and Fun Personified the rest of the time
- Domains: Machines, war
- Allies: Harvey Dent, Possibly Deadpool
Mion Sonozaki Goddess of Gad Flies (Club Leader)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: An airsoft gun with a "Troll Face" on the holster.
- Alignment: Neutral Good (does have lawful evil and neutral evil followers)
- Portfolio: Good natured "trolling", Spirited Competitor, Mafia Princess, Only Sane Woman, Team Mom, Chivalorous Pervert
- Domains: Good, Family, Community
- Superiors: Ryukishi 07
- Allies: Shion Sonozaki, Rika Furude, Oyashiro-Sama, Mr. Miyagi, Cheshire Cat
- Enemies: Terumi, Bernkastel, Tzeentch, The Joker, Izaya
- As the heroic counterpart of the God of Trolling, it comes to no surprise that the two are arch enemies.
- Not to be underestimated as she is surprisingly skilled both at hand to hand combat and as a strategist due to her game club.
- Created the GUAG "Troll" Off as a way to mock and otherwise troll Terumi. With her portfolio, it came as no surprise that she was the winner of said contest.
Albert Wesker, God of the Evilutionary Imperative (Wesker)
- Intermediate God
- Theme Music: Wind of Madness
, or its MVC3 remix
- Symbol: His sunglasses with a red eye glowing behind them.
- Alignment: Neutral or Lawful Evil.
- Portfolio: Magnificent Bastardry, Uncomfortable Subtext With His Enemies, Evil Is Sexy, A God Am I, Genius Bruiser, Sunglasses at Night, Social Darwinist, Large Ham
- Domains: Hubris, Power, Planning, Betrayal, Charisma
- Allies: Relius Clover, Legion
- Opposed by: Jill Valentine, Edward Elric, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Miki Aono.
- Revealed that Resident Evil 5 was part of an elaborate plan to ascend to Godhood and overthrow Sylar, the previous holder of this position. Sylar was weakened enough to be usurped thanks to a case of severe Motive Decay (suspected to be engineered by Wesker himself).
- Has formed a friendly rivalry of sorts with Spider-Man, after the Galactus incident. He is the only hero who doesn't seem to be worth killing, for him.
- Has recently been contacted by Legion to make a movie together.
- Endorses the product "Old Uroboros" as "The Man Your Man Could Kill Like"
- He would like all Gods to know that his goal is that with his Big Balls, ehm, Uroboros, he will reach Vader's Death Star, err, optimal altitude for releasing George Bush, uh, Uroboros, ensuring COMPLETE. GLOBAL. MASTURBATION, ehh, PENETRATION, uhh, CASTRATION -- "Oh, FUCK IT. We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!"
- Moved to the Mentalism house when it was realized he didn't quite "fit" (and also due to The Creators avoiding a systems crash) with the Villains house. All according to his plan.
- Even though he actually is a god now, Wesker is still not satisfied, and now seeks to become something greater than an Overdeity so that he may rule over the Pantheon as "the only god". This drew the ire of fellow Mad Scientist Mayuri Kurotsuchi, because Wesker seeks perfection, which is also what Relius Clover seeks. And this also drew the ire of Miki Aono, as she correctly stated that he's making 'perfection' look bad by being a bastard.
- The right to be a God is now mine.
Applejack, Goddess of the Era-Specific Personality (AJ, The most loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies)

- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: Her cutie mark (three red apples)
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Dependable people, determined people, people with brutal honesty, ponies with green thumbs
- Allies: Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Johnny Appleseed, Jack
- Enemies: Discord (currently on parole under strict supervision), Queen Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon, King Sombra
- Followers: Bronies
- Domains: Honesty (sometimes even Brutal Honesty), Farmers, Dependability, Love of family, Trying to get things right on her own
- Applejack was one of the mane 6 who ascended all at once when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic exploded into being, earning her first spot in the house of food as the goddess of apples. After sealing Discord away, Applejack stepped down to be the herald for Johnny Appleseed.
- However, after some debate, she has been given a honorary title in the House of Mentalism.
- While none of her predecessors are technically allowed in her spot due to them not being "nearly as popular", for some reason, other gods like to tease Applejack with this song
from her original counterpart.
- AJ for her part was disgusted by the lack of lights in the house. "How can anypony do any thinkin' if it's so gosh darn dark?" As of such, she has gone about enlisting the help of Twilight Sparkle to install lights through the whole building at key points. So far, the only room untouched by her project is the council room, but that's to be expected.
- Is both happy and dismayed at the ascension of her little sister and her friends. Happy in that she has family to talk to in the Pantheon now, but dismayed by the fact several irate gods and goddesses visit her temple constantly to complain about the CMC's schemes in getting cutie marks. Needless to say, she and Rarity are frequent patrons at Moe's Tavern
Draven, God of Attention Addiction (The Glorious Executioner, Draaaven) 
- Theme song: Aptly-named "Theme of Draven
"
- Lesser God. Totally believes he's at least Greater God though.
- Symbol: His spinning axes.
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with some shades of Chaotic Evil.
- Portfolio: Long mustaches, gaudy outfits, throwing stuff at enemies, speaking in third person, constant narcissism, always sporting a creepy grin.
- Allies: Darius(albeit rather hesitantly), Gilgamesh(who finds him mildly amusing)
- Enemies: Garen for being a member of the city-state of Demacia, anyone with willingness towards Boring, but Practical, Black Star and Strong Bad for being a competition for his constant quest for attention.
- Followers: Hundred of thousands magical mortals known as Summoners, especially the female ones.
- Domains: Capital Punishment, Showing Off
- Being jealous of his brother ascending, Draven quickly gathered his fans and ascended thanks to their sheer willpower.
- Considered mostly a nuisance rather than a real threat, considering Darius happens to always stop him before he gets too full of himself.
- A frequent visitor in House of Love. Constantly kicked out of it too, but he always returns. He has yet to understand that the pick-up line "Who wants some Draven" doesn't work.
- There are rumors that some gods and goddesses plan on giving him a female clone
in the hopes that it will reduce his constant visit to that House.
- Despite not having a formal combat training, he can still be extremely dangerous in a fight, mostly due to how strong his attacks are. Unfortunately, most gods happen to have their ways of bumrushing the enemy and Draven certainly lacks in defense department. Not that it stops him from laughing, though.
- Draven seems to have a strange obsession of defacing pictures and statues of the other gods in the Pantheon by drawing his face in place of theirs. Even they female gods!
- Not Draven. Draaaven.
- Tries to claim that his ego is greater than Black Star and Strong Bad combined.
Luke Skywalker, God of Mental Purification and Lightsabers 
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His green Light-Saber
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight, Ace Pilot, Artificial Hand, Heroic Resolve, Rookie Red Ranger (formerly), Training from Hell, Sneaky Departure, Dork Knight, Growing a spine, Love Redeems,
- Domain: Light, Redemption, Heroism, Honor
- Allies: Obi-wan Kenobi, Yoda, Superman, Captain America, Tony Stark, Kirk, Doctor Strange, Naruto Uzumaki, Goku, Asura, the majority of the Heroic Super Robot Gods, every Knight in the pantheon,
- Enemies: Emperor Palpatine, Nyarlathotep, The Anti-Monitor, Melkor, Joker, Perfectio
- Ascended by making Darth Vader redeem himself for his sins. Other gods have tried doing this on the most irredeemable villains, but only a few succeeded. Many heroes penalized and scolded Luke for doing so, except Obi-wan, as he knew who Vader was.
- One of the few deities to not get broken into despair from Nyarlathotep's lectures. This makes the Crawling Chaos smile, as Luke is Anakin's Son.
- Earns the respect of many Ace Pilots such as Sanger Zonvolt, Kamina, Guy Shisioh, Simon, and Axel Almer, who offered him to ride their robots when they're not active. He's even an honorary member of the GUAG Robot War Division.
- Is likewise highly respected by many of the knightly deities in the pantheon. Artix Von Krieger holds him in high respect.
- Whenever he's not saving the galaxy, he trains with Obi-wan and Yoda to perfect his Jedi skills.
- Despite the fact that he does not like redheads, he ends up marrying one anyway.
- Is extremely abhorred that if one would twink his voice a bit, he'd sound like The Joker. He really doesn't like it when Palpatine uses a trick to fool the people of GUAG that Joker's in the house, when it's actually Luke all along. Because Joker disgusts him, probably on the same level as Palpatine.
- Once got in a Death Battle with Harry Potter. Luke won due to finding Harry's weak point to be his scar.
Miki Aono, Goddess of Positive Perfection (Cure Berry, Miki-tan, Angel Berry)

- Lesser Goddess
- Theme Song: Than the Stars, Than the Flowers
or Friends ~ 3Q4Love
- Symbol: The blue Pickrun, Burun, atop the Berry Sword. With word bubble "Perfect!"
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Aiming For Perfection Without Turning Batshit, Claiming That She's "Perfect", Fashion Modeling, Keeping Up Hope No Matter What, High Compatibility In Kicking, Dangerously Short Skirt, Midriff-barring Cure Outfit, Magical Girl Warrior, Cool Big Sis
- Domain: Perfectionism, Magic, Hope
- Allies: All the Pretty Cures (but especially the Fresh ones), Sayaka Miki, Phoenix Wright
- Enemies: Albert Wesker, Incubators, Ghetsis Harmonia, Relius Clover, anyone else that makes the search of perfection look bad, Kraken
- As time passed, the Pantheon became filled with many who sought perfection and turning out to be utterly insane or evil, or disdain it, making many think that 'perfection' is something very undesirable. To counter this, and answering the call of other Pretty Cures, Miki ascended to the Pantheon, ensuring that it's okay to aim for perfection and it won't make you batshit insane/evil. There may be limits, but Miki would be there to guide those who sought perfection in a good way. Cosmos approves wholeheartedly.
- Likewise, Miki is utterly disgusted with many who'd boast about being perfect (like Wesker, Relius, Ghetsis), she thinks they're giving the phrase 'Perfect' a bad name. She became acquaintated and friends with Phoenix Wright after hearing his tale of evicting a certain notorious evil perfectionist mortal... Manfred von Karma.
- Shortly after ascension, she saw Sayaka Miki falling into despair and turning into Oktavia von Seckendorf. As Cure Berry, she fought with all her might, always reminding Sayaka to never lose hope. After managing to revert her early with Espoir Shower Fresh (the transformation hasn't reached a very severe level), Miki proceeded to get Sayaka to tell her troubles and assures her that everything will be all right, resulting a very sweet hug and their friendship
and Miki's utter disgust on the Incubators.
- Currently awaits the day for the Clover dance team to reunite again, they're just missing out Love.
- While she often visits her friend Inori, she always stays the hell away from the body of water containing Kraken. The mere sight of the God of Octopi is enough to make Miki scream like a harpy and run off like hell, possibly clinging on Inori's legs and shaking in fear if she's nearby note Last time, she found enough resolve to protect her friend to stand up against even octopus... without that resolve... you do the math.. Insults about how this makes her look un-perfect is usually brushed away later, as Miki believes that it's OK to be like that and still be perfect.
- It was a good thing she wasn't dabbling on or trying to be perfect in science. Otherwise she would've incurred the wrath of Mayuri Kurotsuchi. Miki does make an exception to avoid saying "I'm perfect" within the earshot of Mayuri, additionally because his science stuff creeps her out.
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