Grand United Alliance Of Evil - Television Tropes & Idioms

Grand United Alliance Of Evil

Currently little is known about the Alliance except that it was created by Melkor upon his escape from the Void and that many of the gods in the pantheon who could be considered evil have joined it. Some did so because they were promised by Melkor to have their fondest wishes granted, others simply for the chance to cause destruction and chaos for the sheer sadistic fun of it and few were unwillingly forced into it. Their minimum goal is total conquest of the Pantheon and the destruction of all those who oppose them in it, and their maximum goal is to gain control over all dimensions in existence including the one beyond the fourth wall.

It should be noted that many of the members of the Alliance don't really trust each other and would gladly stab each other in the back. However, most realize that if they were to start fighting each other in the middle of the war it would only lead to defeat, humiliation, imprisonment and possibly even death at the hands of their enemies. So most of them are waiting until "AFTER" they've won the conflict to turn on each other.

It can also be believed that the GUAE is not merely limited to those in the Pantheon but to those who serve under them or who associate with them and that like a gigantic octopus it has its tentacles in every universe.

Their headquarters is a vast extra dimensional space they created by merging together the land of Mordor, The Eye of Terror, and The Hueco Mundo. GUAE members can travel back and forth from this dimension via a dimensional portal system.

Supreme Leader

Melkor, God Of Evil and Leader of The Grand United Alliance Of Evil (Morgoth, Bauglir, The Supreme Dark Lord, The Great Enemy, Dark Enemy of the World)

Overdeity
Alignment: Evil (varies between Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic depending on his mood)
Followers: Every villain to ever exist.
He is by far the most powerful and feared of all villains as the role giving to him is to be the very embodiment of evil itself.
Is behind the creation of every villain born in 20th and 21th century fiction.
Athough he's incapable of truly loving anyone but himself, Melkor does have a twisted sense of affection for his followers and views them as his little brothers and sisters. As such he's quite willing to give them what they desire just so long as they remember who's going to be the supreme god of the new omniversal order the GUAE will create.
- And as long as they succeed. He may be willing to reward a minion for services rendered, but a minion that fails him is worthless. And, in the end, the alliance is naught but new godly minions to him, as well as a convenient shield against his enemies while he grows stronger.
- And even if they should succeed, he will eventually absorb them into his being, as he cannot abide anything that exists apart from himself.

Supreme Commanders

Nohamotyo, God of Obfuscation (Seven-Year Ruler, He Whose Name Cannot Be Remembered)

Overdeity (in opposition to Dream of the Endless)
Symbol: Never stays constant
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: To destroy Dream and taking over his position.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

The Joker, God of Madness, Clowns, Crazy Laughter, Sick Jokes, Convoluted Executions, Destruction, and Chaos Undivided (Mistah J, Jack Napier, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Card With No Number, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos)

Overdeity
Symbol: A Joker Card. Joker must have a clown face and smile.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz mainly, also to mess with Batman.
Loyalty to Melkor: He didn't want to be left out like he was in the Infinite Crisis, so he's playing along, but he has no actual loyalty per se. He could hypothetically betray and go solo at any time, but he's simply having too much fun.

Sauron, the Enemy, Dark Lord of Mordor (The Eye, the Lord of The Ring, Base Lord of Treachery, Annatar, Lord of Gifts; true original name Tar-Mairon the Excellent)

Greater God
Symbols: The Great Eye, the One Ring
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To get his ring back, also promised complete control over Middle-Earth.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is his boss, and has been ever since he betrayed the now-dead god Aule, god of smithery. Rumor has it he isn't actually physically capable of disobeying Melkor anymore.

Tzeentch, God of Change, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery (Changer of Ways, the Architect of Fate, the Weaver of Destiny, the Grand Schemer, the Great Conspirator)

Greater God
Symbol: The number 9
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: It's all part of the plan...
Loyalty to Melkor: More "alliance" than loyalty. He thinks he's manipulating Melkor. Melkor thinks he's manipulating Tzeentch. Everybody wins!

Khorne, God of Killing (Blood God, Lord of Skulls)

Greater God
Symbol: The number 8
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Blood! Blood!! BLOOD!!!
Loyalty to Melkor: Say what you will about Melkor, but the dude knows how to massacre.

Nurgle, God of Decay and Plague (Lord of Decay, Master of Plague and Pestilence, Lord of All, Grandfather Nurgle, Papa Nurgle)

Greater God
Symbol: The Number 7
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: He just whipped up a delightful new batch of poxes that he's sure the others will enjoy!
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised to give him an array of designer diseases from his last war against the gods which were still in the laboratory when he was banished if Nurgle would help him out.

Slaanesh, God (or Goddess?) of Sexual Excess (Dark Prince, Prince of Excess, She Who Thirsts, the Great Enemy)

Greater God(dess)
Symbol: The Number 6
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Promises of a few choice prisoners delivered to his/her private pleasure dungeons.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor knows how to turn elves into orcs. This intrigues Slaanesh enough to freak out pretty much everyone else.

Lord Chaos, God of Temporal Paradoxes (Earl Tyrant, Garland, Walker of the Wheel)

Greater God
Symbol: The Stigma of Chaos
Alignment: Chaotic Evil (of course)
Reason for joining: The destruction of the Goddess that opposes him, Cosmos, and control over all the Final Fantasy worlds.
Loyalty to Melkor: Strong. With Cosmos leading the forces of Harmony, the forces of Discord need an equally strong ally, and Melkor fits the bill perfectly in Chaos' mind.

Palpatine, God of The Empire (Darth Sidious, The Emperor)

Greater God
Symbol: the Sith insignia
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: POWERRRRRRRR! UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRR!
Loyalty to Melkor: It's useful for the moment, and he has much to learn from Master Melkor. As per Sith tradition, he plans on stabbing Melkor in the back when he's learned enough.

Kratos, God Of War

Greater God
Symbol: The Blades of Chaos
Alignment: Chaotic Evil (oh, so Chaotic)
Reason for joining: To erase the memories of killing his family.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised his memories would be removed.

Other Members Inside The Pantheon

Montgomery Burns, God of Fiction500 (Mr. Burns)

Intermediate God
Symbol: Blinky, the three-eyed fish.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: The promise of his own bajillion-dollar note.
Loyalty to Melkor: Dude, did you see how much Melkor payed Ungoliant last time? Burns wants a piece of that action.

John Bradshaw Layfield, The Wrestling God, God of Self-Made Millionaires

Quasideity
Symbol: A red, white, and blue shield with the letters "JBL" in gold.
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised wealth beyond his wildest dreams.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.

GlaDOS, Goddess of the Deadpan Snarker

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A piece of cake on a plate, with a turret guarding it.
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for Joining: She gets bored easily without her experimentation. Besides, Palpatine can mastermind an evil coup with the best, but he can't bake cupcakes to save his life.
Loyalty to Melkor: Not very strong. It wasn't built into her programming, and the correct "evil modification chip" has yet to be found for her A.I.

Dalek Sec, God of ~~War~~ Pest Control

Greater God
Symbol: A rectangle and a circle.
Alignment: Lawful Evil/Neutral Good
Reason for joining: Davros' orders, revenge on the Doctor. Brought the rest of the Cult of Skaro along too.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

Looten Plunder, God of Corporate Corruption

Lesser God
Symbol: A fake $1,000,000 bill with his face on it
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of Captain Planet.
Loyalty to Melkor: As long as Melkor keeps the money flowing, he'll stay on board.

Wario, God of Greed

Intermediate God
Symbol: His distinctive mustache and big nose
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for joining: Complete control of the video game market beyond Diamond City
Loyalty to Melkor: Wario knows which way the money-scented wind is blowing... for now.

Tom Nook, God of Outrageous Loans

Lesser God
Symbol: A bag of money
Alignment: Hard to say...call him Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised wealth beyond his wildest dreams.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.

Dethklok, Gods of Rock

Intermediate Gods
Symbol: A guitar with lightning and a bunch of flame decals
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Were unaware they were joining anything. They just saw all the violence and destruction everyone else was causing and thought, "Brutal."
Loyalty to Melkor: They're not really sure who they should be following.

I-No, Goddess of Musical Assassination

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A flashing red "WARNING" sign
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: That Man wanted her to.
Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate, given that Melkor may be a manifestation of "That Man".

M. Bison, God of Terror (Bison, Vega)

Intermediate God
Symbols: A Psycho Drive canister, and a cap with a black skull on it
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised with - you guessed it - complete control over the Street Fighter world.
OF COURSE!!!
Loyalty to Melkor: Quite high. Melkor promises him a lot, and IT WAS DELICIOUS! YES!! YESH!!!

Rasputin, God of Scary Villains (Grigori Rasputin)

Greater God
Symbol: a Green Reliquary
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining:???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Sweeney Todd, God of Vengeance and Rage (Benjamin Barker, The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street)

Lesser God
Symbol: Silver cut-throat razor
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised to have his wife and child returned to him and his life restored to the way it was before he was unjustly imprisoned.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised to do the reviving personally.

Kefka, God of Madness and Hate

Lesser God (pending Greater Godhood due to hostile takeover of 'magic' thrones)
Symbol: A cracked theater mask with clown makeup
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate to high. Melkor knows how to have a good time!

Megatron, God of Megalomania (NBE-01, Emperor Of Destruction, The Slag-Maker, Galvatron)

Demigod
Symbol: Either the Decepticon insignia (either G1 or G2), the Predacon insignia, or the Vehicon insignia.
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To destroy Optimus Prime and the Autobots once and for all even if it means having to work alongside organics. (He can always kill the fleshlings later.)
Loyalty to Melkor: Unicron called in a few favors. He has no actual loyalty to Melkor.

Sae Kashiwagi, Goddess of Crocodile Tears

Quasideity
Symbol: A Peach Girl manga with Momo's face scribbled out
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To prove that she's better and more popular than Momo. Really, it's all she's got.
Loyalty to Melkor: None. She's not all that interested in serving a higher power.

Scar, God of Evil Princes, Evil Uncles, and Evil Brothers

Greater God
Symbol: His scar
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Complete control over all the Disney worlds.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Darth Vader, God of Evil Fathers and Commander of The Legion

Intermediate God
Symbol: Black helmet
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Orders from the Emperor, Also promised to have his wife brought back from the dead and his body restored to the way it was.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

Angela Petrelli, Goddess of Evil Mothers (Ma Petrelli)

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: The helix
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To thoroughly break HRG.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command.

Blackfire, Goddess of Evil Sisters (Komand'r)

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Jewel of Charta
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Promised a chance to kick her sister's ass. Again.
Loyalty to Melkor: Physical attraction.

Precia Testarossa, Goddess of Abusive Mothers

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A whip
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised to have her dead daughter Alicia brought back to life, Also revenge on Nanoha and Fate.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mild.

Hansel and Gretel, Gods of Creepy Twins

Demigods
Symbol: A hatchet and Browning Automatic Rifle
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Because their "big brother" Johan told them to.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mild. Technically, they serve Johan.

Victor Fries, God of Antivillainy (Mr. Freeze)

Demigod
Symbol: A doll dancing in a snow globe
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for joining: Was promised to be reunited with his wife and and be cured of his condition.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is the one who promised to do it.

Harley Quinn, Goddess of Evil Sidekicks (Harleen Quinzel)

Demigoddess
Symbol: A red-and-black jester cap
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: If her Puddin is joining, she's joining too.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command.

Black Mage, God of Heroic Sociopathy

Lesser God
Symbol: A knife for stabbity fun
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: When this is all over, he plans to pit the other gods against each other and usurp their power for his own ends.

Jigsaw, God of the Sadistic Choice

Lesser God
Symbol: The bloodstained head of Billy the puppet.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil (That's not what he thinks, though...)
Reason for joining: He loves watching people squirm.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Ryo Marufuji, God of Embracing One's Inner Darkness (Hell Kaiser)

Lesser God
Symbol: Cyberdark Dragon
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Dr. Evil, God of Card Carrying Villains (Douglas Powers, Dougie)

Quasideity
Symbol: A pinky finger in a mouth
Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
Reason for joining: Hey, why not? Besides, he was offered one hundred ~~trillion~~ billion dollars to join, so he did.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor invented evil. He's, like, an evil celebrity.

Pearl Forrester, Goddess of Affable Evil

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: Movie Sign!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To see if it's possible to drive an entire planet insane by forcing them to watch crappy movies.
Loyalty to Melkor: Low. IN SPACE!, no one can hear his commands.

Dr. Drakken, God of Harmless Villainy

Lesser God
Symbol: A flag with his face on it
Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
Reason for joining: Everybody else was doing it, So Yeah.
Loyalty to Melkor: Pretty low, actually. Drakken's a cartoon villain, and Melkor is...friggin' Melkor.

Draco Malfoy, God of Unreasonably Liked Villains

Intermediate God
Symbol: The crest of Slytherin House
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised the destruction of Harry Potter and all those Mudblood fan girls that obsess over him.
Loyalty to Melkor: He's a pathetic teenager who is in over his head. Not very.

Friday Monday, God of Nihilism (The Gatekeeper of Heaven Smiles)

Demigod
Symbol: His mask
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Big Brother, God of Tyranny

Greater God
Symbol: A boot stamping on a human face.
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Simply to get more power.
Loyalty to Melkor: It's an alliance of political convenience.

Majin Buu, God of Omnicidal Mania

Greater God
Symbol: A chocolate bar
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor gives him candy every day, and he's not betraying the hand that feeds him.

Oyashiro-sama, Demiurge of Man's Inhumanity To Man

Quasideity (Demiurge / Genius Loci)
Symbol: A Ball of Cotton
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: To corrupt anything and everything.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Mandy, Goddess of Children From Hell

Greater Goddess
Symbol: Yellow devil's horns
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Looking for a backstabbing opportunity.

Starscream, God of Betrayal

Greater God
Symbol: A crown
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised (in secret) that once the war is won, he would become supreme ruler of the Transformers multiverse.
Loyalty to Melkor: Waiting for a chance to stab Melkor in the back and rule all evil everywhere, same as anybody else. He's just a lot more vocal about it.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi, God of Unpunished Villainy (Mayuri-sama, Captain Freakshow)

Intermediate God
Symbol: Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: The freedom to commit his twisted scientific experiments which the rules of the Pantheon puts a serious damper on.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised him his research notes from last time. Mayuri actually salivated at the thought of all that forgotten, forbidden knowledge. However, if the GUAE eventually proves to be boring and striving in 'perfection', that'd be Mayuri's cue to get out of the alliance, so his loyalty depends on how much Melkor can keep him amused.

Doctor Doom, God of Villainous Diplomatic Immunity (Victor Von Doom)

Greater God
Symbol: The Latverian Flag
Alignment: Lawful Evil, with occasional more neutral or good leanings.
Reason for joining: In his own words "Doom shall play along with this game for it suits his purposes most nicely until of course the time comes when he no longer need said allies."
Loyalty to Melkor: See reason for joining. Doom already has his "suck cosmic energy out of cosmic being" gloves on and charged.

Xykon, God of Stylish but Horrific Evil

Greater God
Symbol: A Crown
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: He got tired of waiting around for the Order of the Stick to show up and decided to maim and murder instead.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is the ultimate source of the inspiration for Dungeons and Dragons, the chunk of multiverse Xykon hails from. He sees Melkor as a sort of father figure in villainy.

Scorponok, God of Usurpers (Zarak, MegaZarak, BlackZarak, Emperor of Destruction)

Greater God
Symbol: Decepticon sigil
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised in secret, the leadership of Decepticons
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising.

Xellos, God of Lovable Traitors (The Mysterious Priest, The Trickster Priest, The Dragon Slayer)

Intermediate God
Symbol: His staff
Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: That is a secret.
Loyalty to Melkor: Also a secret.

Candle Jack, God of Kidna

Demigod
Symbol: Candle with little kids tied up there, crying
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Hey, why not?
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor's dungeons are bigger than his, and he always needs more room these days.

Eric Raymond, God of Smugness

Intermediate God
Symbol: The Misfits logo
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Money.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is paying him.

Kazuya Mishima, God of Epic False Heroes

Intermediate God
Symbol: Devil Wings
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To kill anyone who gets in his way or pisses him off (apparently, this is a very long list). Oh, and as a bonus, he is to be given complete control on the Tekken world.
Loyalty to Melkor: It's unknown whether Melkor is on the aforementioned list, so let's say..."mild".

Luca Blight, God of Batshit Insane Villains With Royal Backgrounds (The Mad Prince)

Demigod
Symbol: The White Wolf army symbol
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: None. Luca ain't the sanest of guys, so it's unlikely Melkor would be able to keep him held down for long.

GI Guy, God of Those That Walk Hell's Road

Intermediate God
Symbol: His helmet
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Sylar, God of the Evilutionary Imperative (Gabriel Gray, Patient Zero, Zane Taylor)

Lesser God
Symbol: A non-functioning watch
Alignment: Neutral Evil now more like Chaotic Neutral, aiming for Neutral Good
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Albedo Piazzolla, God of Insanity (URTV No. 667)

Intermediate God
Symbol: The number 667
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised that once the war was won, he could be destroyed for good.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is the one who promised, and has experience destroying the indestructible.

Griffith, God of Irredeemable Sins (Femto, the Hawk of Light)

Greater God
Symbol: A burning hawk
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised to be made Supreme God of the Berserk world.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.

The Red Skull, God of Those Wacky Nazis (Johann Schmidt)

Greater God
Symbol: A red skull laid over a swastika.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: A new variation to a familiar theme, destroy Captain America and all he holds dear.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor summoned the Fuhrer to vouch for him, and anyone good enough for Herr Hitler is good enough for the Skull.

Matt Engarde (Ace Attorney), God of Dramatic Villainous Revelations

Quasideity
Symbol: A wine glass filled with unidentifiable brown liquid
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

King Yakumo, God of Filler Villains

Lesser God
Symbol: Netherworld orb
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: was promised to be made the true king of the Netherworld.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.

Ali Al-Saachez, God of Villainy Just For The Heck Of It (Gary Biaggi, Prince Ali)

Intermediate God
Symbol: Gundam Arche
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: As long as he pays well, Ali's on board.

Johnson of the Big Five, God of Judgment

Lesser God
Symbol: A hammer
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Is tired of the other gods overruling his verdicts.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, God of Bureaucracy

Intermediate God
Symbol: An enormous stack of papers
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: The paperwork. Oh, the paperwork.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Albert W. Wily, God of Mad Science (Dr. Wily)

Lesser God
Symbol: A large "W"
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of Megaman.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor knows nothing of science or technology. As god of Mad Science, Wily sees an opportunity for much power and influence if he lands a spot as Melkor's go-to-god on the subject.

Davros, God of Science Gone Bad

Lesser God
Symbol: A Dalek
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Revenge on the Doctor and the chance to create more Daleks for the upcoming war.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Diabolus Ex Machina

Overdeity
Symbol: A black curtain, falling for all eternity
Alignment: Neutral Evil (Diabolus is an asshole)
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Very high. Melkor provides pain and misery, and Diabolus is there to collect.

Ryuk, God of Monstrous Shinigami

Lesser God
Symbol: A half-eaten apple
Alignment: Neutral Affably Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised a infinite supply of apples
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is fun!

The Nightbringer, God of the Fear of Death

Greater God
Symbol: A Scythe
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Free munchies.
Loyalty to Melkor: He feels a kinship, as they both caused death to be something feared in their own respective worlds

The Deceiver, Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Cosmic Horror, equivalent to Intermediate God
Symbol: Any other divine or national symbol.
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Akio Ohtori, God of Sex and Lust (Dios)

Demigod
Symbol: A rose crest ring
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To prove that no man, woman, beast, or inanimate object can resist his charms. No one.
Loyalty to Melkor: Given the opportunity, Akio would try to work his charms on Melkor. The other GUAE members expect amusing results.

Mysterio, Master Of Illusion

Lesser God
Symbol: A shiny bubble helmet
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Revenge on Spiderman
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Herr D. D. Drosselmeyer, God of Those That Rewrite Reality

Lesser God
Symbol: A pocketwatch with a "D" engraved on it
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To write the greatest tragedy of all time, how the noble heroes of the pantheon fought bravely but in the end were brutally massacred by the heartless villains.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Light Yagami, God of Strategy (Kira)

Lesser God
Symbol: A Black Notebook
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised to become the God of his very own universe.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising

David Xanatos, God of Backup Plans (The Fallen, The Once and Future King)

Fallen Lesser God
Symbol: A castle atop a tower
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: He "decided it was in his best interests to go along with the majority." Yeah, right. The rest of the Alliance is watching him closely.
Loyalty to Melkor: No more loyal than any king is to a particularly powerful pawn...

Sosuke Aizen, God of Mind Control (Captain Superman, Evil Superman, Captain Broken, "Sasuke" Aizen)

Greater God
Symbol: An Arrancar mask fragment
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised complete control over Soul Society and the living world.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised, and as far as Aizen is concerned, he damned well better deliver. Or so everyone thinks. Aizen has tried using the powers of his Kyoka Suigetsu on Melkor. He holds no real loyalty to Melkor, and if the timing is right, Aizen will take over.

Revolver Ocelot, God of Treacherous Advisors and Magnificent Bastardry

Demigod or so he says. In reality a Greater God in line to become Overdiety.
Symbol: A revolver
Alignment: Chaotic Evil NOT
Reason for joining: ??? To undermine the alliance from within in support of his Dear Friend Big Boss.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Shinobu Sensui, God of Misanthropy (Dark Angel)

Intermediate God
Symbol: The Chapter Black videotape
Alignment: Neutral Evil (formerly Lawful Good)
Reason for joining: Was promised to be reborn as a demon.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised him, and has much experience at turning people and things into demonic creatures.

Johan Liebert, God of Sociopathy (The Antichrist, The Monster, The Next Hitler)

Lesser God
Symbol: "The Monster With No Name" by Franz Bonaparta (creepy children's book)
Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Why? Just because.)
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: High, Johan sees him as the father he never had.

Nagi Homura, Trickster God

Lesser God
Symbol: A clock tower
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Finding the perfect pawn to bring about the revival of the HiME Star, and having a world remade in his image. Failing that, he'll just threaten to have the damn thing blown up until everyone submits to him.
Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate. Hopefully, he'll last longer than his last boss did.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter, God of Serial Killers (The Cannibal, The Cemetary Mink)

Greater God
Symbol: The Duomo, seen from the Belvedere
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Slade, God of Hidden Agendas (Deathstroke, the Terminator)

Greater God
Symbol: His mask
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Considering his portfolio, the world may never know...
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor pays him. He's a mercenary. Do the math.

Gendo Ikari, God of World-Destroying Betrayals

Lesser God
Symbol: His Scary Shiny Glasses
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised to be reunited with his dead wife.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising

Freddy Krueger, Avatar of Nightmares

Lesser God
Symbol: A glove with very sharp fingernails.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Mostly For The Evulz. His other goal is to finally kill and destroy The Angry Video Game Nerd in revenge for what he did to him in the past.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

The Riddler, God of Riddles (Edward Nigma)

Lesser God
Symbol: A question mark.
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: A chance to prove he's smarter than Batman.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Zorc Necrophades, God of Darkness (The Dark One, Thief King Bakura, Yami Bakura)

Greater God
Symbol: The Millenium Ring
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mild.

Davy Jones, Avatar of the Sea

Quasideity
Symbol: A pipe organ
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Hexxus, God of Pollution

Intermediate God
Symbol: A pitch-black skull
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: To spread his pollution across all universes.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mild.

The Penguin, God of Birds and Well-dressed Villains (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot)

Lesser God
Symbol: A penguin holding an umbrella.
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: money, power and revenge on Batman
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Dracula, Lord of Vampires (Drac, Nosferatu, Vlad the Impaler)

Greater God
Symbol: A wine glass filled with blood
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of the Belmont clan.
Loyalty to Melkor: With Sauron now doing the "Lord of Mordor" thing rather than "Lord of Werewolves" like he was last time, Melkor had an opening for a top-level monster lord lieutenant, and Drac was perfect for the job.

Azathoth, Emperor of Cosmic Horror(The Daemon Sultan)

Overdeity
Symbol: A concentric circle. No, not concentric circles; a concentric circle, singular. Does your brain hurt yet?
Alignment: None whatsoever
Reason for joining: It was Nyarlathotep's idea. Azathoth may not even be aware he's joined any Alliance.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor invented evil after going somewhat mad after going alone into the Void. Now, who do you think it was that Melkor met out there, hmmm?

Unicron, God of Planet Eaters (The Chaos Bringer, Gi-normous Weird-looking Planet, The Monster)

Greater God with aspects of Cosmic Horror
Symbol: A horned helmet
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of Primus and the Matrix, a steady supply of worlds to munch on.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is experienced at extinguishing holy Light like is found in the Matrix, and promised to personally help destroy Primus when the war is over. If Melkor reneges on the promise, somebody's getting eaten, and its not Unicron.

The Borg Queen, Goddess of Viruses

Quasidiety
Symbol: A grey cube on a black starry backdrop
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Complete control over the Star Trek universe.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Cthulhu, God of R'lyeh (Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cighulu, Cathulu, Kutulu, Q'thulu, Ktulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Thu Thu Hmong etc.)

Great Old One
Symbol: Indescribable, but it makes our eyes hurt
Alignment: Chaotic Evil...by our definition, anyway
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: No one knows.

Sadako Yamamura, The Stringy Haired Ghost Girl Who Lives Inside Your TV

Demigoddess
Symbol: An ominous-looking white ring
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: To Kill All Humans.
Loyalty to Melkor: High. Melkor's not human.

Justice, Goddess of Malevolent Living Weapons

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: The mark of the Gears on her forehead
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Same reason as Sadako.
Loyalty to Melkor: Also high.

Swarm, God or perhaps Goddesses of BEES (Fritz von Meyer)

Quasideity
Symbol: Formerly the Nazi crest, but after Magneto's ascension and a season which produced a record crop of honey, changed over to a single, live bee.
Reason for joining: Revenge on Captain America
Loyalty to Melkor: Same reason as Red Skull. Melkor summoned Hitler to vouch for him.

Oogie Boogie, God of Ambulatory Annelids

Demigod
Symbol: His silhouette against the moon
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Complete control over Halloweentown.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Bowser, God of Evil Reptilians (King Koopa)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A spiky shell
Alignment: usually Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of Mario.
Loyalty to Melkor: Low. Bowser works on a small scale of villainy.

The Dark Kingdom, Gods and Goddesses of Monsters of the Day

Queen Metallia-Greater Goddess, Queen Beryl-Intermediate Goddess, The Four Generals (Jadeite, Nephrite, Zoisite and Kunzite)-Lesser Gods
Symbol: A black shadow with a evil looking face
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of the Sailor Soldiers and obtaining the Silver Crystal.
Loyalty to Melkor: The Dark Kingdom fell to darkness due to the influence of Queen Metallia, who leads them. Metallia was sent by Chaos. Chaos is presently loyal to Melkor. They follow the long, betrayal-prone chain of command.

Voldemort, God of Snake Metaphors (The Dark Lord)

Greater God
Symbol: A snake (what else?)
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: The destruction of Harry Potter and complete control over his world.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Charles zi Britannia, God of Manipulative Social Darwinism (Charles di Britannia, The Emperor, Chuck)

Intermediate God.
Symbol: Britannian flag and Lion-and-Serpent Britannian Coat-of-Arms
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Unknown but may have something to do with spreading the Ragnarök connection to to all worlds.
Loyalty to Melkor: Loyal for now, but could strike back against him.

Frieza, God of the Bishonen Line (The Terror of Namek)

Intermediate God
Symbol: An egg with a purple shell
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz, Also revenge on Goku and Vegeta.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Orochimaru, God of Body Theft

Lesser God
Symbol: A snake
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Promised with TRUE inmortality and complete control over the world of Naruto.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised. Orochimaru plans on betraying at the first sign of Melkor not delivering, just like everybody else.

The Death Star, God of Superweapons (Not a Moon, Ultimate Power in the Galaxy, Technological Terror)

Greater God
Symbol: Imperial Crest
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Orders from the Emperor.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command.

Khrima, God of Orbital Laser Cannons

Intermediate God
Symbol: A red K
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

SHODAN, Goddess of Malignant Computer Systems (Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network)

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A human face covered in Tron Lines
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Complete control over all robotic beings in existence.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mild. SHODAN, being an inorganic construct, is mostly free from Melkor's influence, but she chooses to stay to teach the pathetic "insects" a lesson.

Brainiac, God of Technopathy (Vril Dox)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A jar containing a head with three glowing spheres
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Promised with gaining all the knowledge in existence.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising

Imperial Missile Boat, King Hell God Emperor Starfighter of Death

Lesser God
Symbol: Imperial Insignia
Alignment: Galactic Empire/Grand Admiral Thrawn
Reason for joining: Orders from Thrawn
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command.

The Void Dragon, alias The Omnissiah

Eldritch Abomination, equivalent to Greater God
Symbol: Meshed Cog
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: His servants joined mostly For The Evulz. The Void Dragon himself is still asleep and will likely remain asleep for the duration.
Loyalty to Melkor: See reason for joining. His servants are hoping that Melkor will wake the Dragon up.

Dio Brando, Manipulator of the Flow of Time

Lesser God
Symbol: Steamroller
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Complete control over the world of Jo Jo's.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Char Aznable, God of Mecha Pilots (The Red Comet, Casval Rem Daikun, Quattro Bajeena)

Lesser God
Symbol: Zeon Crest on a red field
Alignment: True Neutral, leaning towards Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Promised with complete control over the UC Gundam universe to reshape as he chooses.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised. As with a lot of others, he's ready to betray at a moment's notice.

Absolute Virtue, Deity of Near-Literally Unbeatable Bosses

Overdeity (May actually be more powerful than the Dark God Promathia)
Symbol: [[Main/ Pure white exploding baby dragons]]
Alignment: Lawful Evil (Or Good, none truly know)
Reason for joining: True immortality.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command, though some say Virtue may be closer to being Melkor's equal in raw power than anyone else in the GUAE.

Grand Admiral Thrawn, God of Military Geniuses (Mitth'raw'nuorodo)

Demideity
Symbol: A pair of all-red glowing eyes on a blue background, or the Imperial crest
Alignment: Lawful Evil, sometimes leaning Neutral to the rest of the Pantheon. To those who serve under him, he seems Lawful Good. No one really knows.
Reason for joining: Orders from the Emperor.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

CATS, God of Conquest

Greater God
Symbol: His eyepatch
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To make all bases his.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

The 501st, Legion of The Gods and Gods of Mooks (Vader's Fist, the Five Hundred And First)

Demigod Squadron
Symbol: This crest.◊
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Reason for joining: Orders from Lord Vader and the Emperor.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

The Taskmaster, God of Combat Training (Tasky, Tony Masters, 'Captain America', Barney Toastmaster, Suck MASTER, King Of Suck (he really wishes people would forget those last two or three))

Quasideity, but his mortal followers are really enthusiastic.
Alignment: True Neutral, often with Evil leanings. But he's got a soft spot for cats and usually avoids killing.
Symbol: His skull mask
Reason for joining: He is being paid 100 trillion dollars.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is the one who paid him.

Gauron, God of Psychotic Mercenaries

Intermediate God
Symbol: Arm Slave Arbalest
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Only loyal until he finds out where Sousuke Sagara is hiding.

Barbatos Goetia, The Hero Killer

Demigod (supposedly Intermediate God, but for some reason, was depowered)
Symbol: His bloody axe. Or his face, screaming.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: To permanently mark himself as the most powerful being there is. And to get rid of all items, ESPECIALLY gels, from the Pantheon.
Loyalty to Melkor: Remains loyal as long as Melkor doesn't do a last-minute Heel Face Turn, at which point Barbatos would have to kill him, too.

Abbadon the Despoiler, Lord Of WMD's, Planet Busters, etc.

Greater God
Symbol: The Eye of Horus
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: The Dark Gods demand it...and if the alliance is this big, surely he'll get a victory this time, right?
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

Darkseid, God of Nightmare Fuel

Greater God
Symbol: A torn Superman insignia
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Promised with the Anti-Life Equation and complete control over the DC universe.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising, and Darkseid suspects him to be the bearer of the Anti-Life Equation.

Naraku, God of Filler (The Unkillable One)

Intermediate God
Symbol: A shard of the Sacred Jewel
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mildly loyal, but given his Plot Armor, Naraku could probably withstand an Endurance match with Melkor.

The Brain, God of Evil Geniuses, World Domination Schemes, and Guaranteed Failure

Lesser God
Symbol: His own head
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To take over as many worlds as he wants.
Loyalty to Melkor: Low. He may be a hyper-intelligent mouse, but he still is, all else considered, a mouse. Melkor doesn't have that much authority over him.

The Black Knight, God of Amusing Injuries (Armless Bastard)

Lesser God
Symbol: An armless, legless torso
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: That's what evil knights do
Loyalty to Melkor: Every knight must serve a lord. Melkor is the biggest, baddest one around.

Richard Rahl, God of Moral Dissonance

Intermediate God
Symbol: The Sword of Truth
Alignment: Lawful Good according to the story, Lawful Evil to anyone else
Reason for joining: Believes he can use the Alliance to reshape the Pantheon in his own image.
Loyalty to Melkor: Is intentionally misleading Rahl such, though Rahl merely thinks Melkor is an incredibly smart, helpful guy.

Uwe Boll, God of Failed Movie Adaptations (Uwe Bollocks, Ze Only Genius In Ze Whole Fucking Business)

Quasideity
Symbol: Boxing gloves
Alignment: Unknown (speculation leans toward Lawful Evil)
Reason for joining: Promised to be made the greatest film director to ever exist whose films are beloved by all.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised, after Wily explained what exactly a "film" was.

Al Kahn, The God of Unnecessary Censorship

Lesser God
Symbol: Multicolored "4K!"
Alignment: Lawful ~~Evil~~ Not Very Nice
Reason for joining: ~~To censor anime freely.~~ Having been tired of anime, Kahn seeks to acquire as much foreign animation or properties outside the US as possible.
Loyalty to Melkor: Profit!

Onslaught, The Creature of Which is Never Spoken

Greater God
Symbol: His helmet
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To make people remember him.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Tomoe Marguerite, The Mean-Spirited Traitor (formerly Coral Otome #2; previous post abandoned to become the self-proclaimed "Queen" of the Valkyries)

Quasideity (former Lesser Goddess)
Symbol: A fragment of the Cursed Obsidian GEM
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To make Shizuru hers forever...and to kill everyone else.
Loyalty to Melkor: Low. Realizes she's lucky to be alive, but has no intention of staying under Melkor's heel forever, despite having nowhere else to go. Currently answers directly to Eliza Reagan, and is extremely unhappy about it.

BelialVamdemon, God of Clipped Wing Angels ((Marsh)MaloMyotismon)

Quasideity (Former Intermediate God)
Symbol: Vampire bat wings
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz, but mainly proof that he isn't a Joke Character.
Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is probably the only one who hasn't made fun of his most disappointing loss.

Lord Djibril, God of Chaotic Stupidity

Lesser God
Symbol: The LOGOS logo
Alignment: Chaotic Stupid/Stupid Evil
Reason for joining: Revenge on those who put him in the Disgraces (particularly Miko Miyazaki, both out of jealousy for avoiding his fate, and despite being her rival, not really knowing who he is beyond some generic evil guy she's supposed to beat up), and the destruction of all Coordinators.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor could possibly be the man behind Djibril's madness, but it's hard to say what Djibril actually thinks of him.

Eliza Reagan, The Rich Bitch

Quasideity
Symbol: The Reagan mansion
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Toying with those "beneath" her, present company included.
Loyalty to Melkor: Mutual hatred. She sees him as an overbearing annoyance, and he sees her as, at best, a useful enough idiot to keep the other rejected Quasideities from revolting, and at worst a pest who doesn't realize that Kaiba was much better at the whole "screwing the rules" thing.

Sasori, Dark God of Puppetry

Lesser God
Symbol: Hiruko, his puppet battle suit.
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Serves as the representative of the Akatsuki organization for the Alliance in order to fulfill the Akatsuki's goals which coincide with the Alliance's goals.
Loyalty to Melkor: Not actually loyal per se, but is obeying until Pain or Madara tell him it's betrayal season.

Desty Nova, God of Karma

Demigod
Symbol: A plate of flan
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for joining:
Loyalty to Melkor:

Mildred Avalon, Goddess of Evil Light, Heartless Angels

Greater Goddess
Symbol: A pair of golden wings
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: To improve the Pantheon's overall environment by destroying it and replacing it with the perfect utopia.
Loyalty to Melkor: Surprisingly high. Someone has to balance out all of that darkness somehow, right?

Haman Kahn, Dark Goddess of Graceful Battle

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: Her mecha Quebeley (white)
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: To rule the UC Gundam universe alongside with Char.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Millennium, Gods of War Mongering (The Letztes Bataillon)

Role Call: The Major, The Doctor, The Captain, First Lieutenant Rip van Winkle, First Lieutenant Zorin Blitz, Warrant Officer Schrödinger and Tubalcain Alhambra.
Intermediate Gods
Symbol: A swastika and the number 1000 splattered with blood
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: THERE IS GOING TO BE A WAR!!!
Loyalty to Melkor: Last time he was in charge of the forces of evil, it was NONSTOP WAR!!!

Altena, Goddess of Knights Templar

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A Glass Of Chianti
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: People can't sin if they're all dead!
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is a vile sinner, but Altena loves him like a child and will thus spare him on her Day of Judgment.

Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, God of The Other Orcs

Intermediate God
Symbol: Power Klaw
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Reason for joining: Fun.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor invented orcs. No matter what kind of orc you are, meeting him is a religious experience, and disobeying him is unthinkable. As a result, to the Orkz, Melkor looks like Gork. Or Mork. The rest of the alliance are sure to never to bring this up, lest the Orkz start fighting each other over it.

Lucy, Goddess of Psychic Powers (Nyu/Nyuu)

Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A green beret
Alignment: Chaotic Evil (as Lucy), Lawful Good (as Nyu)
Reason for joining: More or less forced into it. Was ambushed by a dozen of the strongest members of GUAE who are resistant to her powers and dragged her to their dimensional headquarters where after several sessions with Aizen's bankai and Charles's Geass plus experimentation on her by GUAE's science division has made her into a mind controlled Tykebomb for the GUAE.
Loyalty to Melkor: Strong for now, but the moment the mind control shows a chink, there's either going to be an oblivious Innocent Fanservice Girl looking blankly saying "Nyu?" or a pile of dead bodies of her former allies.

Yuno Gasai, Goddess of Yandere

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A seemingly harmless cell phone, and a not-so-harmless axe (recently used)
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reasons for joining: Was told (by Johan Liebert nonetheless) that Yukiteru Amano will be happy if she's amongst the Alliance.
Loyalty to Melkor: She was also told that Yuki really likes Melkor.

Metal Sonic, God of Robot Imitations (Metallix, Metal Overlord)

Lesser God
Symbol: The head of his Metal Overlord form
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining:: The destruction of Sonic.
Loyalty to Melkor: Loyal to Eggman for the moment, who as a mad scientist is for the moment loyal to Wily, who is for the moment loyal to Melkor. Chain of command, although this particular one is so incredibly tenous and betrayal-prone (even for the alliance) that he's being watched very closely.

Pyramid Head, God of Implacable Creatures (The Bogeyman)

Intermediate God
Symbol: Uh, a pyramid for a head?
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reasons For joining: Most likely For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Pyramid Head does not grasp the concept of loyalty.

Alex Mercer, God of Psycho Prototypes (ZEUS)

Greater God
Symbol: Himself
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reasons For joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Nero, God of World-Destroying Pain & Misery

Demigod
Symbol: the Narada
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reasons For joining: Revenge on Spock, for Romulus to be rebuilt.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is best opportunity for that revenge. Once Spock is dead, he'll be ready to betray or defect at a moment's notice. He was also promised to get back his home and his family.

The Quintessons, God(s?) of Unfair Verdicts

Intermediate God(s?)
Symbol: A weird, fanged head-thing
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reasons For joining: Revenge against those rebellious consumer goods, the Transformers, and that impudent interferer, Primus.
Loyalty to Melkor: He promised that, once they won, he'd personally remove the Transformers' sparks and return the the bodies to their proper owners. He keeps them far away from Megatron, Starscream, and Scorponok; if the Quintessons were to realize that Melkor had also been working with Transformers, they'd betray the alliance in a microsecond.

Emperor Dalek, God of Villain Decay

Intermediate God (Believes himself to be Great)
Symbol: Dalek Armor Suit
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason For joining: ???
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Azula, Goddess of Villainous Breakdowns

Lesser Goddess
Symbol: A pair of scissors
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Followers: Lady Macbeth, the vast majority of Ace Attorney villains, especially Kristoph Gavin, who does her nails and shares the ruined hair problem.
Reason For joining: Wants revenge on the Avatar, his friends, her brother, and her place back in the Pantheon.
Loyalty to Melkor: Sees him as a new father.

Pandemonium Warden, Fallen God of Everlasting Battle

Lesser Deity
Symbol: The Pandemonium Key
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: To prove that it hasn't lost its mettle.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Dahlia Hawthorne, Restless Spirit of Revenge (Melissa Foster, Dahlia Fey)

Fallen Intermediate Goddess
Symbol: A white parasol with lace trim
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Opposed by: Phoenix Wright, Mia Fey
Reason for joining: Revenge on Phoenix Wright and the Fey clan for her banishment.
Loyalty to Melkor: Low.

Johnny Lawrence, God of Ruthless Athletes Doomed To Failure

Demigod
Symbol: The Cobra Kai symbol
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Was promised to become the greatest fighter ever known.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor promised.

The Fallen, Patron of all Fallen Gods and God of Lucifer metaphors (Something Prime [first part of his name stricken from history])

Lesser God
Symbol: A stylized version of his own head as it appears in universal stream designate Primax
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Followers: Megatron and by extension, every Decepticon in existence (in the live-action continuity only)
Reason for joining: The destruction of Primus and the autobots.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command.

Mima, Goddess of Suddenly Non-Existant Characters

Intermediate Goddess (She'd claim she's Greater Goddess)
Symbol: Her Nice Hat with her staff nearby
Reason for joining: Once the Grand United Alliance won, she is promised to see ZUN finally include her in any upcoming Touhou game.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Jack Thompson, Fallen God of Moral Panic (Thumper, many more unprintable nicknames)

~~Quasideity~~ Human
Symbol: A television with his image on it
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Wants to regain his ability to pratice law.
Loyalty to Melkor: Low. Melkor is evil, and Jack Thompson (allegedly) fights it.

Carl Macek, Avatar of Mangled English-Language Adaptations

Quasideity
Symbol: Harmony Gold logo
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Wants to continue his work adapting foreign products.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Joe Quesada, God of Empowered Fanboys

Intermediate God
Symbol: Spider-Man: One More Day #1, autographed by Mephisto
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Opposed by: Spider-Man, Jean Grey, Captain America, and fans of those characters.
Reason for joining: Wants to be able to fully re-write Spider-Man "the way he was supposed to be."
Loyalty to Melkor: Unknown whether Melkor is the local equivalent of Mephisto, but Quesada is currently in the "negotiation" phase of his "sell your soul" contract.

Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, Gods of Godawful Brainless "Parodies"

Lesser Deities
Symbol: A movie poster crowded with pop culture references
Alignment: Neutral Evil (they think they're Neutral Good)
Reason for joining: To be the creators of the world's greatest comedy films.
Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising.

Kane, God of Magnificent Bastards, Evil Prophets, Doomsday Cults, Ambiguous Evil and Contractual Immortality (The Prophet, Cain, The Granddaddy Of Them All).

Greater God
Symbol: The flag of Nod
Alignment: Ambiguous Evil
Followers: The Brotherhood of Nod, as an organized lot, and roughly 50% of his world's population in total.
Reason for joining: To get that other 50%.
Loyalty to Melkor: ???

Eric Cartman, God of Extreme Revenge Plots

Lesser God
Symbol: The "Cheesy Poofs" logo.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Followers: Yami Yugi (Yu Gi Oh), Invader Zim, The Janitor, Sawyer (Lost).
Reason for joining: To finally kill Kyle.
Loyalty to Melkor: Given that he is a spoiled 9-year old, he'll probably abandon Melkor the moment he gets hurt, or Terrance and Phillip comes on, or the Okama Gamesphere 3 gets released. He'll still try to kill Kyle.

Emperor Mateus Palamecia, God of the Kicked Upstairs

Lesser God
Symbol: Palamecian crest
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: POWER! ULTIMATE POWER! (No, wait... no, no, that was right after all.)
Loyalty to Melkor: None. Given enough time, the Emperor would use his Melkor-granted powers to ultimately kill him and take over as the GUAE leader.

Bruce, God of Sharks

Lesser God
Symbol: a shark fin moving through the water
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: Didn't really join. They just needed a shark for their Shark Pool.
Loyalty to Melkor: No one really knows, being that Bruce is a shark.

~~Judge~~ Pope Claude Frollo, God of Evil Clerics

Intermediate God
Symbol: A red-cloaked figure surrounded by fire
Alignment: Lawful Evil (believes himself to be Lawful Good)
Reason for joining: Was fooled by Melkor, who claimed to be God, that the Alliance was where he belonged. Was later ordained Pope by Xanatos to expand the Alliance by bringing in the Spanish Inquisition.
Loyalty to Melkor: Thinks he is God.

The Spanish Inquisition, Gods of Unexpectedness

Lesser Gods
Symbol: Long red robes and silly hats
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for joining: Their devotion to Pope Frollo.
Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.

The Anti-Monitor, God of the Crisis Crossover and Official Devil of the Pantheon™

Overdeity
Symbol: Nothingness
Alignment: Super Chaotic Evil
Reason for Joining: Destruction of the Pantheon.
Loyalty to Melkor: Nonexistent. Once the Anti-Monitor fulfills his objective, he doesn't care whether or not Melkor goes down with the Pantheon.

Millennium Earl, God of Nightmarish Smiles with Hearts ♥

Demon God, unofficially
Symbol: A hat with a skull symbol
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For The Evulz.
Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate.

Shang Tsung, God of Shape Shifting

Intermediate God
Symbol: A green orb of soul
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Reason for joining: Rule over Earthrealm and the Outworld.
Loyalty to Melkor: Loyal, unless Melkor reneges on their deal.

Kurt Godel, God of... we're not entirely sure... (The Governor-General)

Lesser God
Symbol: His Sneer
Alignment: No one really knows, but it's definitely Chaotic.
Reason for joining: Unknown.
Loyalty to Melkor: Fragile.

Oda Nobunaga, God of Obvious Evilness and Historically Upgraded Villains (Dairoku Ten Ma Ou/Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, the Fool of Owari)

Intermediate God
Symbol: Crest of the Oda Clan, stuck on a flag stuck on a skull throne
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Reason for joining: For EVERYONE to worship him. He also wants to take away his sister, Oichi, from the GUAG, since she is his plaything, so she belongs to him and NOBODY ELSE.
Loyalty to Melkor: Nobunaga sees Melkor as a convenient ally. Once the Alliance is victorious, he is interested in fighting Melkor and taking what's supposed to be his. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Shiki Nanaya, God of Knife Wielders]]

Intermediate God
Symbol: A deceptively harmless-looking fruit knife over a broken chair.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Neutral Evil as his own entity.)
Reason for Joining: To kill his other half.
Loyalty To Melkor: Aside from respecting Melkor's willingness to be honest and embrace his own darkness, not much. He's mostly here For The Evulz.

The Overlord, God of Expendable Mooks (The Tin Tyrant, Witch Boy)

Intermediate God
Symbol: His spiked helmet
Alignment: Ranging from Lawful Evil to Chaotic Evil.
Reason for Joining: Gnarl told him to.
Loyalty To Melkor: Varies.

Namazu, God of Natural Catastrophes (Unnamed Giant Catfish, Primeus)

Lesser Deity. Probably.
Symbol: himself
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Profile: All Just A Dream Ground Pound, Rock Steady, Fan Nickname, The Catfish
Domains: Natural Catastrophes (earthquakes)
Reasons for Joining: he likes to destroy stuff. Also, he wants revenge on Hong Meiling for beating him up. In her dream.

Souther, God of Freudian Excuses (Thouther, Holy Emperor)

Intermediate God
Symbol: His massive Pyramid for his Master.
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for Joining: After being scorned by his master for what he did in life, he retaliated by dialling his bastardness Up To Eleven, and joining the Alliance was a good move to show that.
Loyalty to Melkor: For Souther, Melkor is just a convenient ally.

Tousen Kaname, God of Hypocrisy

Lesser God
Symbol: His Zanpakutou Suzumushi, shrouded in darkness
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Reason for Joining: Believes that Melkor is taking the path of least bloodshed.
Loyalty to Melkor: As with his loyalty to Aizen, Tousen is loyal to Melkor, since he walked the path of least bloodshed, which to him... means justice.

Members Outside the Pantheon

Includes such notables as Lex Luthor, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Ra's al-Ghul, Scarecrow and Bane, Ganondorf, The Master, The Cybermen, The Sontarans, The Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus, Venom, The Kingpin The Mandarin, Maleficent, Captain Hook, Jafar, Fire Lord Ozai, Jadis the White Witch, Saruman, The Auditors, Carcer and Jonathan Teatime, Gregor Clegane, Joffrey Baratheon, Darth Maul, Count Dooku and General Grievous, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Agent Smith, Khan Noonien Singh, The Reavers, The Master, The Mayor, Adam, Glory and The First Evil, The Cloud of Darkness, Zemus, Exdeath, Sephiroth, Ultimecia, Kuja, Vayne Solidor, Organization XIII, Dr. Robotnik, Lavos, Kirei Kotomine and Zouken Matou, Michael Roa Voldamjong and Nrvnsqr "Nero" Chaos, Dark Brain, Keisar Ephes, The Edel Bernal, and Edax, Cell, Dr. Gero, The Black Moon Clan, The Death Busters, The Dead Moon Circus and The Shadow Galactica, The Homunculi, The Toguro Brothers, Arlong, Sir.Crocodile, Eneru, Gecko Moria and The CP9, The Akatsuki (though Itachi MIGHT be acting as a Reverse Mole), The Espada, The Anti-Spirals, Vicious, Million Knives, Legato Bluesummers, Makoto Shishio, Enishi Yukishiro, Shin, Jagi, and Kaioh, Schneizel el Britannia, Luciano Bradley, Jail Scaglietti and his Numbers, The 11 Masters of Sol, Dr. Hell and Baron Ashura, Grace O'Connor, The Titans, The Zanscare Empire, The Devil Gundam, The Frost Brothers, Rau Le Creuset, The Innovators and A-Laws, Dark Spector, the Psycho Rangers, Trakeena, Mesogog, Broodwing, Venjix, Covenant Loyalists, the Valuan Empire, Malik Ishtar, Dr. Hojo, Lady Windy, Cervantes de Leon, Tira, Nightmare, the Dragonlord, Malroth, Baramos, Zoma, Amon, Ladja, Nimzo, Mudo, Orgodemir, Dhoulmagus, Rhapthorne, Nergal, Ephidel, King Ashnard, the Musha Gundam, Dr. Nefarious, Red Falcon, Zophar, the Vile Tribe, Gill, Seth, the Thirstquencher Empire, The World Eaters, MORE World Eaters, General Morden, the Mars People, Sovereign and the Geth, and millions of other evildoers.

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