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Pantheon: Grand United Alliance Of Evil
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Grand United Alliance Of Evil
And travelers now within that valley,
Through the red-litten windows, see
Vast forms that move fantastically
To a discordant melody;
While, like a rapid ghastly river,
Through the pale door,
A hideous throng rush out forever,
And laugh—but smile no more.
Currently little is known about the Alliance except that it was created by Melkor upon his escape from the Void and that many of the gods in the pantheon who could be considered evil have joined it. Some did so because they were promised by Melkor to have their fondest wishes granted, others simply for the chance to cause destruction and chaos for the sheer sadistic fun of it and few were unwillingly forced into it. Their minimum goal is total conquest of the Pantheon and the destruction of all those who oppose them in it, and their maximum goal is to gain control over all dimensions in existence including the one beyond the fourth wall.
It should be noted that many of the members of the Alliance don't really trust each other and would gladly stab each other in the back. However, most realize that if they were to start fighting each other in the middle of the war it would only lead to defeat, humiliation, imprisonment and possibly even death at the hands of their enemies. So most of them are waiting until AFTER they've won the conflict to turn on each other. Key word here is "most", some are Stupid Evil enough to need bribery and fear to keep them in line.
It can also be believed that the GUAE is not merely limited to those in the Pantheon but to those who serve under them or who associate with them and that like a gigantic octopus it has its tentacles in every universe.
Their headquarters is a vast extra dimensional space they created by merging together the land of Mordor, The Eye of Terror, and The Hueco Mundo. GUAE members can travel back and forth from this dimension via a dimensional portal system.
Divisions
Other Members Inside The Pantheon
Friday Monday, God of Nihilism (The Gatekeeper of Heaven Smiles)
- Demigod
- Symbol: His mask
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: He is raving mad. Somebody probably (mis)interpreted one of his endless ramblings as loyalty to Melkor's cause and put him on the list. He didn't care because everything is meaningless, anyway.
- Loyalty to Melkor: He believes that the Door of Night is actually the Door of Truth he has been seeking all his life, and Melkor is the only one who knows where it is.
Mysterio, Master of Illusion
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A shiny bubble helmet
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: Revenge on Spiderman
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
- Threat Level: ???
Davy Jones, Avatar of the Sea
- Quasideity
- Symbol: A pipe organ
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: He claims it's to kill Calypso.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate.
- Threat level: As the master of the sea, high.
The Penguin, God of Birds and Well-dressed Villains (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A penguin holding an umbrella.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: money, power and revenge on Batman
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
Azathoth, Emperor of Cosmic Horror(The Daemon Sultan)
- Overdeity
- Symbol: A concentric circle. No, not concentric circles; a concentric circle, singular. Does your brain hurt yet?
- Alignment: None whatsoever
- Reason for joining: It was Nyarlathotep's idea. Azathoth may not even be aware he's joined any Alliance.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor invented evil after going somewhat mad after going alone into the Void. Now, who do you think it was that Melkor met out there, hmmm? Melkor is probably one of the few beings who could understand Azathoth's mindless gibberish and the closest thing, he has to a friend.
- Threat level: Very, very, very, extremely High. This is a guy known to obliterate worlds just by twitching in his sleep.
Unicron, God of Planet Eaters (The Chaos Bringer, Gi-normous Weird-looking Planet, The Monster)
- Greater God with aspects of Cosmic Horror
- Symbol: A horned helmet
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: The destruction of Primus and the Matrix, a steady supply of worlds to munch on.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is experienced at extinguishing holy Light like is found in the Matrix, and promised to personally help destroy Primus when the war is over. If Melkor reneges on the promise, somebody's getting eaten, and its not Unicron.
- Threat Level: Extreme. The size of a planet, with weapons and appetites to match, and an interior that makes most Death Worlds look tame. Only lack of sustenance or a few specific plot devices can slow him down- he can never be stopped, only pushed to an adjacent timeline.
The Borg Queen, Goddess of Viruses
- Quasidiety
- Symbol: A grey cube on a black starry backdrop
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Complete control over the Star Trek universe.
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
Cthulhu, God of R'lyeh (Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cighulu, Cathulu, Kutulu, Q'thulu, Ktulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Thu Thu Hmong etc.)
Clu, God of Turning Against One's Creator
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A Yellow Identity Disk
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: To create the perfect system.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Little, if any, since Melkor is an imperfect being and thus goes against Clu's quest for perfection.
- Threat level: Low since he is trapped within The Grid. But if he gains access to the internet? Well...
The Death Star, God of Superweapons ( Not a Moon, Ultimate Power in the Galaxy, Technological Terror)
- Greater God
- Symbol: Imperial Crest
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Orders from the Emperor.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command.
- Threat level: High. It can destroy a planet in one blast, after all.
Khrima, God of Orbital Laser Cannons
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A red K
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: ???
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
SHODAN, Goddess of Malignant Computer Systems (Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A human face covered in Tron Lines
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: Complete control over all robotic beings in existence.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Mild. SHODAN, being an inorganic construct, is mostly free from Melkor's influence, but she chooses to stay to teach the pathetic "insects" a lesson.
Brainiac, God of Technopathy (Vril Dox)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A jar containing a head with three glowing spheres
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Promised with gaining all the knowledge in existence.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising
- Threat Level: ???
The Void Dragon, alias The Omnissiah
- Eldritch Abomination, equivalent to Greater God
- Symbol: Meshed Cog
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: His servants joined mostly For the Evulz. The Void Dragon himself is still asleep and will likely remain asleep for the duration.
- Loyalty to Melkor: See reason for joining. His servants are hoping that Melkor will wake the Dragon up.
- Threat level: High.
Absolute Virtue, Deity of Near-Literally Unbeatable Bosses
- Overdeity (May actually be more powerful than the Dark God Promathia)
- Symbol: Pure white exploding baby dragons
- Alignment: Lawful Evil (Or Good, none truly know)
- Reason for joining: True immortality.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of command, though some say Virtue may be closer to being Melkor's equal in raw power than anyone else in the GUAE.
- Threat to Cosmos: Very high.
Abbadon the Despoiler, Lord Of WMD's, Planet Busters, etc.
- Greater God
- Symbol: The Eye of Horus
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: The Dark Gods demand it...and if the alliance is this big, surely he'll get a victory this time, right?
- Loyalty to Melkor: Chain of Command.
Darkseid, God of Anti-Life
- Greater God
- Symbol: A torn Superman insignia. Alternatively, giant statues of himself.
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: Promised with the Anti-Life Equation and complete control over the DC universe.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor did the promising, and Darkseid suspects him to be the bearer of the Anti-Life Equation.
- Threat Level: Very high.
The Brain, God of Evil Geniuses, World Domination Schemes, and Guaranteed Failure
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His own head
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Reason for joining: To take over as many worlds as he wants.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Low. He may be a hyper-intelligent mouse, but he still is, all else considered, a mouse. Melkor doesn't have that much authority over him.
- Threat level: Low. See Black Mage.
Desty Nova, God of Karma
- Demigod
- Symbol: A plate of flan
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Reason for joining:
- Loyalty to Melkor:
Altena, Goddess of Knights Templar
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A Glass of Chianti
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reason for joining: People can't sin if they're all dead!
- Loyalty to Melkor: Melkor is a vile sinner, but Altena loves him like a child and will thus spare him on her Day of Judgment.
Lucy, Goddess of Psychic Powers (Nyu/Nyuu)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A green beret
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (as Lucy), Lawful Good (as Nyu)
- Reason for joining: More or less forced into it. Was ambushed by a dozen of the strongest members of GUAE who are resistant to her powers and dragged her to their dimensional headquarters where after several sessions with Aizen's bankai and Charles's Geass plus experimentation on her by GUAE's science division has made her into a mind controlled Tykebomb for the GUAE.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Strong for now, but the moment the mind control shows a chink, there's either going to be an oblivious Innocent Fanservice Girl looking blankly saying "Nyu?" or a pile of dead bodies of her former allies.
Pyramid Head, God of Implacable Creatures (The Bogeyman)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Uh, a pyramid for a head?
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reasons For joining: Most likely For the Evulz.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Pyramid Head does not grasp the concept of loyalty.
- Threat level: High.
Alex Mercer, God of Psycho Prototypes (ZEUS)
- Greater God
- Symbol: Himself
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Reasons For joining: ???
- Loyalty to Melkor: ???
The Quintessons, God(s?) of Unfair Verdicts
- Intermediate God(s?)
- Symbol: A weird, fanged head-thing
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reasons For joining: Revenge against those rebellious consumer goods, the Transformers, and that impudent interferer, Primus.
- Loyalty to Melkor: He promised that, once they won, he'd personally remove the Transformers' sparks and return the the bodies to their proper owners. He keeps them far away from Megatron, Starscream, and Scorponok; if the Quintessons were to realize that Melkor had also been working with Transformers, they'd betray the alliance in a microsecond.
Judge Pope Claude Frollo, God of Evil Clerics
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A red-cloaked figure surrounded by fire
- Alignment: Lawful Evil (believes himself to be Lawful Good)
- Reason for joining: Was fooled by Melkor, who claimed to be God, that the Alliance was where he belonged. Was later ordained Pope by Xanatos to expand the Alliance by bringing in the Spanish Inquisition.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Thinks he is God.
Millennium Earl, God of Nightmarish Smiles with Hearts ♥
- Demon God, unofficially
- Symbol: A hat with a skull symbol
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Reason for joining: For the Evulz.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Moderate.
- Threat Level: Can craft machines invisible to Muggles that can wipe out entire cities in moments. Very High.
Kurt Godel, God of Wild Cards (The Governor-General)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His Sneer
- Alignment: No one really knows, but it's definitely Chaotic.
- Reason for joining: His own.
- Loyalty to Melkor: Fragile. In fact, he's been heard labelling Melkor as his enemy... as well as most of Melkor's allies... and everyone on Cosmos's side. He's a complicated guy.
- Threat Level: Low-moderate. Okay in battle, but is really only a threat if he can get into his opponent's heads, which doesn't always work.
Commander the Non-Entity General
- Demi-Greater God/Goddess
- Symbol: Variable, symbol changes daily to that of (temporarily) aligned faction
- Alignment: Variable, symbol changes daily to that of (temporarily) aligned faction
- Reason for joining: Was recommended by Kane, receives missions from Melkor by way of Full Motion Video Cutscenes.
- Loyalty to Melkor: The duration of each mission; nothing more, nothing less. Commander is also commanding opposing forces of Grand United Alliance of Good in addition to Council Of Shadows, Council Of Cloudcuckooland, and even Mary Suetopia.
- Threat Level: Variable, Low-Extreme. Without units to command Commander has no combat potential, but with a barracks and some trees the Non-Entity General can be nearly unstoppable.
Members Outside the Pantheon
Includes such notables as Lex Luthor, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Ra's al-Ghul, Scarecrow and Bane, Sinestro Corps, Ganondorf, Agahnim, Vaati, Zant, Veran, General Onox, The Master, The Cybermen, The Sontarans, The Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus, Venom, The Kingpin, The Mandarin, Maleficent, Captain Hook, Jafar, Fire Lord Ozai, Jadis the White Witch, Saruman, The Auditors, Carcer and Jonathan Teatime, Gregor Clegane, Joffrey Baratheon, Darth Maul, Count Dooku and General Grievous, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Agent Smith, Khan Noonien Singh, The Reavers, The Master, The Mayor, Adam, Glory and The First Evil, Emperor Mateus Palamecia, Zemus, Sephiroth, Ultimecia, Seymour Guado, Yunalesca, Promathia, Vayne Carudas Solidor, Feolthanos Exultant, Galenth Dysley, Lt. Col. Jihl Nabaat, Genesis Rhapsodos, Raem, Galdes, Larkeicus, Organization XIII, Romeo Guildenstern, Ser Goffard Gaffgarion, the Dark King, Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo, Xagor and the Pureland Water, Death, Saruin, and Schirach, the corrupted Seven Heroes, The Destroyer and the Four Noble Demons, Dr. Robotnik, Lavos, Zouken Matou and True Assassin, Michael Roa Voldamjong and Nrvnsqr "Nero" Chaos, Dark Brain, Keisar Ephes, The Edel Bernal, and Edax, Cell, Dr. Gero, The Black Moon Clan, The Death Busters, The Dead Moon Circus and The Shadow Galactica, The Homunculi, The Toguro Brothers, Arlong, Sir.Crocodile, Eneru, Gecko Moria and The CP9, The Akatsuki ( though Itachi MIGHT be acting as a Reverse Mole), The Espada, The Anti-Spirals, Vicious, Million Knives, Legato Bluesummers, Makoto Shishio, Enishi Yukishiro, Jagi and Kaioh, Schneizel el Britannia, Luciano Bradley, Jail Scaglietti and his Numbers, The 11 Masters of Sol, Dr. Hell and Baron Ashura, Grace O'Connor, The Titans, The Zanscare Empire, The Devil Gundam, The Frost Brothers, Rau Le Creuset, The Innovators and A-Laws, Zagato, Alcyone, Nova and Debonair, the Eisenwald Magic Guild, Tommy Oliver's clone (Evil Green Ranger), Dark Spector, the Psycho Rangers, Trakeena, Mesogog, Broodwing, Venjix, Master Xandred, Covenant Loyalists, the Valuan Empire, the Empire of Europa, Malik Ishtar, Dr. Hojo, Lady Windy, Cervantes de Leon, Tira, Nightmare, the Dragonlord, Malroth, Baramos, Zoma, Amon, Ladja, Nimzo, Deathtamoor, Orgodemir, Dhoulmagus, Rhapthorne, Corvus, Nergal, Ephidel, King Ashnard, the Musha Gundam, Dr. Nefarious, Red Falcon, Zophar, the Vile Tribe, Gill, Seth, Juri, Garuda, the Thirstquencher Empire, The Traitor Legions and Dark Eldar, The World Eaters, General Morden, the Mars People, Sovereign and the Reapers, Harbinger and the Collectors, Emperor Doviculus and the Tainted Coil, Sarevok, Jon Irenicus, Dark Force, Lashiec, Mother Brain, Kraid, Ridley, SA-X, Dark Samus, The Technocracy, Darth Malak, Darth Sion,, Every Sentai Villain ever (except Rio and Mele), the Wicked Witches of the West and East, the Archdemon and the Darkspawn, Aten, Mikaboshi, Mami Wata, Gaia (no, not that one), Huracan and Surtr, Gemini Spark, Cackletta, Fawful, Dimentio, Jack of Blades, Lucien Fairfax, Gnarl, the Second Overlord, Badman, the Grox, The Virtues, except for Sharing and Content, Drip, The entire population of Planet Doom, Porky Minch, Most of the Demon Princes, save Lilith and Kobal, an army of F.O.E.s, the First District, the Searrs Foundation military division, Schwarz loyalists, Wilfre, Sturm, Von Bolt, Caulder, The Pure Tribes, Pentex, the Black Spiral Dancers, the Wyrm, The Exarchs and the Seers of the Throne, Father Baldr, Fortinbras, Lord Recluse, Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol, the Dark Genie, Dark Element, BAHRAM, Zephyrs, and ACEMOS, R.E.G.I.S. Mk 5, the Old One, Casey And Andy, Darkdeath Evilman The Onceborn and the Neverborn, The OTHER Neverborn and the Yozi, The Aeon Trinity, the Teragen, Divis Mal, and the Doyen, Widdershin, Guede, and Lazaris, Wild Dog, Caine, The Earthbound, Arfoire and the Arfoire Syndicate of International Crime, and hundreds of millions of various other evildoers and evil Mooks.
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