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Pantheon: Emotion
Emotion

What the House of Emotion looks like is irrelevant, for within its walls is quite literally a raging storm of rampant, unpredictable energy not too different from a massive Swirly Energy Thingy. Fueled by the various emotions and feelings radiating from every sentient being in the cosmos, the deities of emotion rank among some of the most powerful and unpredictable in the entire Pantheon. Only one with a truly strong will and, perhaps, a signature emotion of their own are able to resist. Sensible visitors that want to keep their sanity intact are best advised to avoid this House at all costs.

It has however been reported that if visitors keep their trips in short, the catharsis of experiencing these various strong emotions in rapid succession is both exhausting and satisfying. Rumor has it that under the storm, this House has just as much drama as the House of Family.

Despair of the Endless
  • Overdeity
  • Symbol: A hooked ring
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Despair, Decay, Doom, Decline, Sado-Masochism, Loss of Hope
  • Domains: Plotting against kindred, Degenerate sects.
  • Followers: High Priest and Priestess Nozomu Itoshiki and Kafuka Fuura
    • By some quirk, Nozomu Itoshiki was originally ordained as the God of Despair by Haruhi-sama. But then it became slowly apparent that he just enjoyed being in despair far, far too much. The Endless Despair decided he was doing it wrong; so supplanted him. His...enthusiasm for the role did retain a seat; however, it's his companion Kafuka Fuura, whose bright smile hides a bleakness far beyond anyone's ability to comprehend, who really earns the position.
  • Allies: Shinji Ikari, Grandfather Nurgle, Desire of the Endless
  • Is pretty much the only deity willing to hang out with Nurgle. They can often be seen having a few beers together and discussing how to ruin Itoshiki's sanity even more.
  • Has a love-hate relationship with Superman of the Heros and Villains pantheon. She looks on him as would a mother, but is very disappointed in him, since he denies his very purpose of existence by being a cheerful guy. He, meanwhile, is completely unaware.

The Seven Lantern Corps
  • Collective of quasideities, led by demigods, with a Lesser God Emotional Entity personifying each corps' driving emotion and power
  • Symbol: Seven separate symbols, all based on the circle, one for each corps, always embossed on a ring and lantern
  • Alignment: Red—Chaotic Evil, Orange—Neutral Evil, Yellow—Lawful Evil, Green—Lawful Good (their leaders, the Guardians, are Lawful Neutral though), Blue—Neutral Good, Indigo—True Neutral (brainwashed with Compassion), Violet—Chaotic Good (leaders are Chaotic Neutral)
  • Portfolio: Colors, emotions, humors (Red—Rage, Orange—Avarice, Yellow—Fear, Green—Willpower, Blue—Hope, Indigo—Compassion, Violet—Love)
  • Most of the corps are led by one or more demigods: the Red Lanterns by Atrocitus, the Green Lanterns by the Guardians of the Universe, the Blue Lanterns by Ganthet and Sayd, and the Violet Lanterns by the Zamarons. All Orange Lanterns are emanations of the demigod Larfleeze. The Yellow Lanterns are led by one of their own, Sinestro. Indigo Lanterns are led by the creatively named Indigo-1.
  • In addition to the leaders, they each have a "mascot" of sorts, a personification of their emotion of Lesser God level of power, and varying degrees of independence from the corps' heirarchies. Red has Butcher the Red Bull, Orange has Ophidian the Orange Snake, Yellow has Parallax, Green has Ion the Green Space Whale, Blue has Adara the Blue Eagle, Indigo has Proselyte the Indigo Octopus, and Violet has Predator the Violet Dragon.
  • The seven Lantern Corps are each devoted to spreading their given emotion throughout the universe like Valkyries flying between the stars. The members of each are mortals empowered by the Emotional Spectrum, a universal force that grants them a fraction of divine power. All save the Red and Orange Lanterns—nihilists and egoists, respectively—are convinced that what they do is for the good of the universe.
  • There is also a Chaotic Evil Black Lantern Corps that exists outside the others' structure and represents a total dearth of emotion. They intend to destroy all seven corps, but little is known of them as yet.
  • Further investigation has unearthed horrifying information about the Black Lantern Corps: led by BlackHand, and Nekron, they seek to eliminate all life, and to return the DC Universe to absolute darkness. They've already toppled one of the Pantheon's Greater Gods of Heroes and Villains: Superman, and Intermediate Goddess of Truth, Wonder Woman using the mortal "corpse" of the Greater God of Preparation, Batman against them. The Pantheon fears what could transpire if they penetrate the Pantheon...

Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh, Gods of Chaos
  • Overdeity as a whole, Greater Gods individually
  • Symbol: The eight-pointed star of Chaos, or their individual glyphs
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: War and Strength, Change and Hope, Decay and Rebirth, Excess and Perfection
  • Domains: Potentially everything
  • Followers: Renegades and heretics, marauders and libertines, the Lost and the Damned. Each god also has his own Chaos Space Marine legion and countless daemonic hordes to command.
  • When the Dark Gods march in step and the legions of the Undivided act with one will, galaxies burn and even overdeities tremble. Fortunately for the rest of creation, the Chaos Gods are also eternal rivals and spend much of their time warring amongst themselves.
  • Due to the range of forces and domains that each Chaos God represents, many of their followers serve them unawares. Especially Tzeentch's pawns.
  • Some misguided sages have proposed that since the Chaos Gods represent all mortal emotions, even benign forces like Honor and Love albeit twisted to negativity, then many, if not all of the other gods in the Pantheon may simply be aspects of the Dark Gods. This is, of course, ridiculous.
  • The Despair of the Endless is possibly Nurgle's only 'buddy.' Tzeentch hates him, while Khorne and Slaanesh don't particularly care.
  • Even they fear Fred Rogers. In this case it is not so much his martial prowess as his ability to reach out to people's inner children and draw out positive emotions; for gods composed entirely of negative feelings, this means he could destroy them utterly if he wished.

Venus, Maiden of Serenity

Chiyo Mihama, Goddess of Cuteness (Chiyo-chan)

Bugs Bunny, God of Chutzpah (Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)

Yotsuba Koiwai, Goddess of Joy (Four-Leaf, 404 Girl)

Eric Cartman, God of Extreme Revenge Plots

Heero Yuy, God of Stoicism (Red One, Zero One)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The wing of Wing Zero Gundam
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Lack of Visible Emotion, Humongous Mecha Pilots, Empty Death Threats
  • Domains: Army, Fate, Liberation, Limbo
  • Followers: Setsuna F. Seiei (Gundam 00), Squall "Leon" Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII and Kingdom Hearts)
  • Allies: Cloud Strife, Sousuke Sagara
  • Opposed by: Char Aznable, Ryouma Nagare, Kamina
  • Does not get along well with Char, Ryouma, Kamina, and the other major gods of mecha pilots. Their churches frequently compete for worshippers, though Heero Himself doesn't care all that much.
  • Once intervened to save Iron Man from Starscream. He doesn't know why He bothered - Megatron showed up immediately after, and then Optimus Prime had to step in.
  • Slipped into Evil Laugh once. He never did that again.

Shinji Ikari, God of Psychosis (Angel, That Idiot)

Antimony Carver, Goddess of Emotionless Girls (Annie)

M. Bison, God of Terror (Bison, Vega, Dictator)

Leonard McCoy, God of Emotional Responses (Bones)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: Starfleet Medical
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Emotional Responses, Miracle Cures, Deadpan Snarkers
  • Domains: Good, Healing
  • Allies: Kirk, Spock
  • Along with the Goddess of Mechanics, worked to turn Tony Stark back into a man. Stark is now occasionally seen at the clinic, awkwardly trying to make up for that heroic effort.
  • Was extremely reluctant to accept his portfolio at first — dammit, Jim, he's a doctor, not a God!

Asura God of Multiple Arm Attacks, Fighting The Heavens Above, and Rage That Can't Ever Be Stopped. ( Asura the Destructor)
  • Theme Songs: "In your Belief", "Asura unleashed" (When REALLLY Angry)
  • Greater God Likely an Overdiety in his Mantra Form,, Full Blown Overdiety in his Destructor form.
  • Symbol: His Mantra Halo◊ when he was a member of The Eight Guardian Generals
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good, Just plain Chaotic in his Berserker and Wrath forms.
  • Portfolio: BADASSERY, Vengeance, Rage beyond all comprehension, Rescuing his daughter, using multiple arms, having Higher transformations than just his Multi Armed form, Ungodly Strength, Energy Projection, Destroying Planet sized objects with his bare fists, planet sized final form, Punching out a creator god.
  • Allies: Son Goku, Dante, Other Combat deities, Yasha, Shizuo, Naruto, Jin Kazama, anyone that doesn't try to piss him off.
  • Enemies: Kratos, Relius Clover, Kazuya Mishima, Sasuke Uchiha.
  • Ascended after everything he has went through was shown to the other members of the Pantheon, where almost everyone nearly Shat themselves at his raw power.
  • Has a major father instinct, and really wants his daughter Mithra to ascend to the pantheon to be able to be with her. Is also pissed off at abusive parents, and has at one point almost destroyed the House of Family with the aid of Devil Jin, intent on destroying Relius Clover after witnessing the latter attempting to "experiment" on his son Carl.
  • Is often compared to Akuma. The two had a fight so massive that it took 500 years to conclude. Who won the fight is still up in the air.
  • Recently took Sweeney Todd's place as the God of Vengeance and Rage. To this day, no one dares to speak about it, as it was not pretty. Even most of the other violent deities in the house hid in terror after it happened.
  • Despite similarities between the two, Asura despises Kratos with a passion for his carelessness towards humanity in how he kills them with no remorse even if they are innocent villagers. It brings to mind of other Demi-Gods that he had fought before ascending to this pantheon.
  • Since Asura has had less than ideal encounters with gods in his life, he rarely visits the pantheon, or even his own temple. Although he does go to the Combat Pantheon every now and again to keep his skill sharp, and he has another temple there he uses to rest up.
    • On multiple occasions Asura has been seen with another fighter, Yasha, when visiting the Combat Pantheon. Although he hasn't ascended (at least not yet) and he looks more calm then the raging Asura, the gods tend to give him space, since he seems to be the only one on par with Asura. This thought has given Melkor much to worry about.
  • Asura gives his blessing to any who have been betrayed and seek revenge. But this blessing comes with a warning, he tells those who follow him that they should always be careful managing their rage, lest it consume them. This doesn't mean, however, that he accepts followers, due to his stance against gods.
    • He keeps a watchful eye on Guts, who almost lost himself to his own rage and vendetta against Griffith, for this very reason. This is also why he utterly dislikes Sasuke Uchiha, because he thinks he's not worth carrying the torch of 'revenge' since his mind is too weak to handle it. "A whelp who doesn't know his place does not deserve to fight for rage and revenge!"
  • It is common knowledge in the pantheons that Asura, in the rare instance that he visits, should be given a very wide berth, since an angry Asura is very bad news.
  • Making Asura mad has been voted "The most idiotic thing any can ever do" by the House of Mentalism, Asura has shown no objection, since he knew that means having more time to himself and his daughter. Even Hazama refuses to troll him, after a mere attempt caused Asura to use Hazama as target practice for his Rapid Fire Fisticuffs for three whole days. Hazama was forced to apologize to prevent a bigger beatdown, and the two have agreed to never speak of it again.
    • There is also an incident regarding Lu Bu mocking him for his theme. The end result: Asura delivering the biggest No-Holds-Barred Beatdown the Pantheon has ever seen. Thus the universal agreement that pissing off Asura is a bad idea.
  • One of the few beings to take Mister Rogers head on. They became good friends afterwards.
  • Is actually pretty chill in regards to Lucifer, especially because they both share the same ideas about giving any asshole from above a good asskicking for trying to mess with them or those under their protection, and since one of Lucifer's similarly named generals fell trying to oppose YHVH, Asura offered his help if Lucifer decides to take on heaven again (presuming Naoki Fushima isn't around to lead Lucifer's armies) and put his knuckles across the Great Will's face.
  • Several Evil Deities that think they can defeat him while he's armless have sent entire armies worth of mooks. These Deities in particular taunt him that they'll take mithra away from him again. Armed with only a shard of his master's sword, he eventually got so pissed off that this happened resulting in a giant arm that wiped out Hundreds of millions of minions like rice paper. Even armless, it shows Asura shouldn't be fucked with.
  • Has learned to suppress his Berserker/Wrath form by meditating with Cosmos. That being said, he has a MUCH easier time in accessing his Mantra form, terrifying almost everybody in the Pantheon.
  • Upon learning of the ascension of Gohma Vlitra, Asura has decided to form a task force in order to end it once and for all. Aside from Yasha (who helped him slay the beast), Travis Touchdown, Ryu Hayabusa, Kratos (albeit reluctant), Goku and Augus (just to be able to fight Asura after all is done) have joined him.
  • His absolutely gigantic Destructor form has piqued the interest of the Mecha piloting gods to try to take on said form. He has yet to respond to the challenges, but notes it as being interesting.
  • His reputation as the most Badass member of the Pantheon was cemented with his battle and victory against The Golden Spider (aka Chakravatin, the Creator).
  • Asura, despite his overwhelming power, has no real political power in the pantheon, like Flandre Scarlet. Unlike Flandre however, this is mostly out of choice. We use the word mostly because whenever he is asked for a solution to any given problem, he always answers: "Punch it." Now granted this solution worked for most of his problems but the pantheons' problems are a little more complicated.

Vegeta, God of Pride

Stuart Smalley, God of Self-Esteem (Sen. Al Franken, D-MN)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A mirror
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people worship Him!)
  • Portfolio: Losers, Butt Monkeys, Unfavourites, Dogged Nice Guys
  • Domains: Good, Healing
  • Would normally be in opposition to Uncle Ruckus, God of Self-Hate, but the two Gods get along just fine.
  • A natural ally of Jed Bartlet.

Kefka Palazzo, God of Madness and Hate (The Mad Mage)
  • Lesser God (pending Greater Godhood due to hostile takeover of 'magic' thrones)
  • Symbol: A cracked theater mask with clown makeup
  • Theme Music: "Dancing Mad"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Amusing Japanese Translations, Evil Laughs, Demented Laughs, Monster Clowns, Irredeemable Evil, Power-Induced Crazy, Wings
  • Domains: Chaos, Destruction, Hatred, Evil, Madness, Spite, Magic
  • Opposed by: Flonne, Leonidas
  • Allies: has a love-hate relationship with the Red Lanterns
  • Has recently been followed by Flonne, Goddess of Love Freaks, who is certain she can open his eyes to friendship and happiness. Kefka is not amused, commenting that her constant preaching "sounds like the pages of a self-help book."
  • The next person in line for the seat of "Madness" was Luca Blight, who narrowly missed out because his greatest crime was "just" genocide. Kefka beat him by zap-frying an entire planet.
    • The Joker would like to remind everyone that he did the Mad Clown with evil laughter first. That's why he's part of the Main House. However, he does think Kefka's "Light of Judgment" skit is utterly hilarious. He once tried to his own variation, but it wasn't quite as successful.
  • The next in line for the seat of "Hate" was Bonecrusher, who hated the rest of the Pantheon too much to be an effective deity. Bonecrusher is now Kefka's war chariot. Bonecrusher hates being a taxi, but he'd hate not having an excuse to destroy everything in his path even more. He also hates having to work for both Kefka and Suiseiseki and Souseiseki; his schedule gets confusing.
  • King Leonidas of the War Pantheon opposes him, partly.
  • Hates being at the beck and call of Lord Chaos, especially since it means having to work alongside Sephiroth on occasion, whom he considers to be a "mama's boy". Then again, Kefka HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATES a lot of things.

The Janitor, God of Fear (Dr. Jan Itor)

Shoutan Himei, Goddess of Hope (Sailor Salvation, Sailor Nothing)

Shadow the Hedgehog, God of Angst (Fake Hedgehog, Faux Ultimate Life Form)

Shana, Goddess of Tsundere (The Flame-Haired, Hot-Eyed Hunter; Yukari Hirai)

Uncle Ruckus, God of Self-Hate
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Anything with Ronald Reagan's face on it
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Mighty Whitey Worshippers, Uncomfortable Racial Humor, Straw Traitors
  • Domains: Anger
  • Opposed by: Samuel L. Jackson
  • Is grateful to have been cast out of his mortal shell to appear as he always wanted... as a handsome Caucasian dude. Does not recognize Samuel L. Jackson as a True God.
  • Even as a White God, Uncle Ruckus has maintained his N-Word Privileges, which has made several other gods rather uncomfortable.

Gwynplaine, God of Sadistic Smiles (L'Homme qui rit)

Megatron, God of Megalomania (NBE-01, Emperor Of Destruction, The Slag-Maker, Galvatron)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Either the Decepticon insignia (either G1 or G2), the Predacon insignia, or the Vehicon insignia.
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Transforming Mecha, Big Freakin' Guns, Bastardy and Magnificence, Refusing To Get Out Of The Bath, Ominous Speech...Yessss...
  • Domains: Mechanus, Change, Dinosaurs, Evil, Tyranny, Trickery
  • Opposed by: Starscream, Scorponok
  • Is the rogue son of Primus of the Technology pantheon, and nemesis of Optimus Prime of the same & War pantheons.
  • Being a Transformer, he has many forms besides the usual two, and switched between sets of them - sometimes he can become a gun, sometimes a tank, sometimes a dinosaur, sometimes a helicopter. Theologists are unsure why he doesn't keep all of them as alternate forms at once, but the current theory is that he fears the kibble that would cause.
  • Holds a sort of bewildered scorn for wearers of Powered Armor and pilots of Humongous Mecha. The hated humans shouldn't be deluding themselves with these toys, imagining that they make them into real Mecha, but they are pleasant to crush, yessss...
  • Took an opportunity to humiliate Starscream by ruthlessly overpowering a mecha pilot that the traitor was having so much trouble with. Then Optimus stepped in and made it into a proper fight, with sides, if only for a few hours.
  • Refuses to comment on whether he slips Starscream the meat.

Sae Kashiwagi, Goddess of Crocodile Tears
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A Peach Girl manga with Momo's face scribbled out
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Fake Tears, Playing The Victim Card, Snobby Bullies, Love Triangles
  • Domains: Spite, Temptation
  • Opposed by: Kenshiro
  • Faked her way to the Emotion seat by convincing the Gods that she had been struck by a car for no good reason. Shortly after she took her throne, she kicked a rival worshipper in the shin for getting a grass stain on her shirt. The victim promptly purchased a new one for her.

Naruto Uzumaki, God of Outraged Optimism (Number One Hyperactive Knuckleheaded Ninja, Rokudaime Hokage, The Orange Hokage)[[quote:350:]]
  • Quasideity (...but he'll be a Greater God someday! Dattebayo!)
  • Symbol: A naruto, the spiral-shaped garnish of a bowl of ramen. Of course!
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Determinators, (Former) Idiot Heroes, Highly Visible Ninja, Converting His Enemies By Beating Them, Hidden Badassery, Facial Markings, Hurting Hero
  • Domains: Determination, Optimism
  • Followers: Vyse (Skies Of Arcadia), the Unlosing Ranger
  • Allies: Hinata Hyuuga, Hikaru Shidou, Goku, Nanoha Takamachi, Axel Almer, Bang Shishigami, The Blue Lanterns, Asura
  • Rivals: Ichigo Kurosaki (that other popular Shonen Jump series)
  • Enemies: Orochimaru, Ronan Beelzub.
  • Determined to someday return Sasuke Uchiha to his rightful place as God of Emo. Sometimes sits at the feet of Kamina and begs to "try out" the Lagann. Successfully utilizing all his chakra, he can defeat Goku in an eating contest. Just barely.
    • His wish came true. Sasuke came to the Pantheon. But... he's not too happy with how he came back.
  • The only god on the Tropes Pantheon to solicit followers himself. He suggests you believe it.
  • Gets on well with Nanoha due to their similar views on making friends and what happens when they're threatened. The Pantheon fears the day when a mutual friend is attacked.
  • Is currently unamused with the fact that he's not part of the Pantheon Ninja Trinity. He made it his other goal to replace Ryu Hayabusa as the leader of the Trinity, believe it!
    • When he heard the news of the coaxing of Litchi Faye-Ling to the GUAE, Naruto immediately volunteered to join, along the way he managed to make a bet with Bang Shishigami that if they succeed, the Trinity is going to be revamped into a Shitennou/Four Guardians, and he's gonna get that position. Yes, for this one, it's gonna happen. Believe it!!
      • And yes, he succeeded. Now he's part of the new Ninja Shi-Tennou.
  • Recently has begun hanging out with Axel Almer, after a fight that literally went on for days until they both realized that neither one of them was going to admit defeat. Because of their similar attitudes, Axel is one of the few older people that Naruto addresses with the utmost respect.
  • Garrod Ran is his representative in the Gundam multiverse; as to how he got the job, this happened:
    Garrod: Tiffa, if I get to become Naruto's prophet, I'll believe in God!
    *Naruto appears out of nowhere*
    Naruto: Sure thing, believe it!
    Garrod: Tiffa, I believe in God!
  • For some odd reason, Naruto see a good ally in Asura, if not for sounding very familiar to one of his friends, but for his Power type to be very similar to himself when tampering into his Nine Tailed fox powers. Similarities have been noticed, but most do NOT want to see the day the two fight in those states.

Domon Kasshu, God of the Hot Blooded (King of Hearts)

Excel, Goddess of Hyperactivity (real name unknown; sometimes called Excel Excel)

Sam and Dean Winchester, Gods of Woobiedom

Bright Noa, Eternal Repairer of Wrongly Placed Emotions

Yuno Gasai, Goddess of Yandere

Katara, Goddess of Nurturing (Sugar Queen, Sweetness)

Lamia Loveless, Goddess of Emotionless Beings Who Slowly Receive Human Emotions (W17, Lamia-chan)

Andrew Stanton, God of Tear Jerking

Kenshiro, God of Manly Tears (Man with Seven Scars)

Jeremiah Gottwald, God of Loyalty (Orange-kun)

Setsuko Ohara, Goddess of Broken Emotions (Sexsuko)

Grumpy Bear, God of Melancholy
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A raincloud
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Sadness and Cynicism, Pessimism
  • Domains: Air, Repose, Storm, Water
  • Followers: Eeyore (Winnie the Pooh), Grouchy Smurf (The Smurfs), Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street)
  • Opposed by: Yotsuba
  • Grumpy often sits in a corner and broods, but doesn't always let it get to him, because he believes sadness is a part of life. Seeing Yotsuba cry due to something done by her adoptive father makes him...a little less grumpy (he's never seen smiling).
  • If Grumpy Bear doesn't see the glass as half-empty, that simply means Excellen hasn't taken a drink from it yet.

Strong Bad, God of Arrogance

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Strong Badian flag
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Being Stuck In Gaming's Past, Loving The Ladies, Sbemails, Expressive Masks, Worn-Out Catch Phrases, Ensemble Darkhorses, Second Waves of Adventure Games
  • Domains: Creation, Magic, Trickery, War
  • Followers: Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy), The Todd (Scrubs), Jack (Jack of Fables), Gilderoy Lockhart (Harry Potter), Ted Baxter (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)
  • Allies: Yahtzee, Travis Touchdown, Strong Mad, The Cheat
  • Enemies: Homsar, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan
  • You can't, no, you can't...handle his style! No, you can't, no, you can't...handle his style!
  • Is currently making a bid for the Throne of Heavy Metal...but given his backup band (Homsar and the King of Town), he's going to need all the help he can possibly get...
  • Due to his very unphotographic memory, Many of his explots range from mild exaggerations, to semi-falsehoods, to blatant lies. He also believes that he should be included in the House of Villainy and the House of Love instead. Generally makes a nuiscense of himself when he visits other pantheon households, and has been subsequentally banned from several of them. He still visits anyway. The only reason they put up with him is that he's one of the best at checking the Pantheon's email.
  • Rumour also has it that he has a little of Haruhi's reality-warping powers, but he's sick of receiving all the emails about that.

Strong Sad, God of Gloom
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Bleak House flag
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Being the Sensible One, Being Constantly Picked On, Dry Wit
  • Domains: Death, Gloom, Knowledge
  • Followers: Marvin the Paranoid Android (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), Petitus (1/0), Puddleglum the Marshwiggle (Narnia)
  • Allies: Homsar, Despair, Himei Shoutan, Marzipan, Grumpy Bear
  • Enemies: Strong Bad, Godot
  • Contrary to popular belief, Strong Sad is not sad that he's flying.
  • Has an...interesting reaction to caffeine, to say the least.

Tokiya Mikagami, God of Revenge Abandonment
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His water sword Ensui
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Abandoning Revenge, Ice, Water, Bishōnen, Swordsmanship, Snarking, Dead Big Sisters, The Voice of Hikaru Midorikawa
  • Domains: Emotions, Sword, Ice
  • Allies: Hitsugaya, Aquaman, Lamia Loveless
  • "Do not dedicate your life in vengeance. Those who do so will always find death at the end of their journey."
  • Followed Todd until he realized that vengeance would get him nowhere.
  • Really, really hates being told that he looks like a girl, and shoots a Death Glare at anybody who makes that mistake.
  • After Sasuke's deification, Mikagami became his antithesis. He's not amused with his revenge prioritization and thinks despite his 'Genius Prodigy' status, Sasuke is a complete idiot who's dooming himself instead of accomplishing anything.

The Prisoner, God of Defiance and Mistrust (Number 6, John Drake)
  • Lesser God.
  • Symbol: A black blazer with white lining and a badge with a penny-farthing silhouette with the numeral '6' printed in red.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good.
  • Portfolio: Eternal Defiance in the face of Near-Insurmountable Odds, the Injustly Imprisoned, Victims Of Elaborately Surreal Torture and Mind Games, Heroic Loners
  • Domains: Anger, Courage, Integrity
  • Allies: None. He doesn't trust any of them.
  • Unlike the other Gods, the Prisoner chooses to keep his own counsel for the most part. Eternally suspicious, he believes his ascension and surroundings to be part of an elaborate scheme on part of his charming-but-sinister captors to get him to reveal his closely-guarded secrets. Unfortunately, at this point no one - not even he - can determine what's going on about that any more.
  • Some speculate that, before his ascension, the Prisoner was a secret agent by name of John Drake. The Prisoner, for his own reasons, chooses not to confirm or deny this.
  • Resents any attempt to address him as 'Number Six'. The Prisoner is not a number - he is a free man.
  • The Prisoner will not make any deals with you. He has resigned. He will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. His life is his own.

Garfield, God of Sloth
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His teddy bear, Pooky
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral when he's awake
  • Portfolio: Big Eaters, Heavy Sleepers, Kicking Odie, Talking Animals That Don't Actually Talk
  • Domains: Sloth, Animal
  • It's a miracle Garfield ever gets anything done, what with being an anthropomorphic cat and only being awake for a single hour on any given day. Most of his handiwork involves mailing cute things to third-world countries, and doing so again and again whenever they get sent back to him...postage due.

Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, Goddess of Obsessive Compulsions (Hanners)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: the Worry Hat, level 2 decontamination suit
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (Chaotic Neutral when drunk)
  • Portfolio: (to be assigned after she finishes vacuuming at 4 AM)
  • Domains: Obsessions, Compulsions, Ending Messes, Suspiciously Specific Denial
  • Followers: Adrian Monk (Monk), Marissa Benson (iCarly), Death The Kid (Soul Eater)
  • Enemy: Nurgle(see below).
  • "The bathroom in this House is kind of.. icky..."
  • Actually succeeded in (briefly) disinfecting Nurgle.(Was pathogen-free for 2.3 seconds...yes, She counted.)

Johnny Knoxville, God of Self-Harm

Monkey D. Luffy, God of Camaraderie, Pirates, Loyalty to "Underlings" (Captain of the Sunny Go, previously Captain of the Merry Go, Straw Hat, Supernova)
  • Intermediate God (for now)
  • Symbol: A skull and crossbones with his straw hat on top and a smile on the skull
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Determinators, Idiot Heroes, Badass Family, Stretchy Limbs, Inability to Swim
  • Domains: Compulsive, Extreme loyalty, Badassitude, Eating
  • Allies: Naruto
  • Luffy's goal was to become "king of the pirates", but ran into a minor snag when after consuming his Gum-Gum Devil Fruit, he would forever be unable to swim, meaning that he and his crew would have to win all of their battles in order for him to realize his dream.

Rodney Dangerfield, God of Self-Deprecation
  • Quasideity (self-imposed)
  • Symbol: Whatever it is, he thinks it sucks
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Self-Deprecating Humor, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists
  • Domains: Humor, Suffering
  • Followers: Conan O'Brien, Richard Lewis, Jim Norton on a "good day"
  • Even as a God, Rodney still gets made fun of on a regular basis, and is usually made a "guest of honor" or emcee at the semi-monthly celestial roasts, as he considers himself a great target for jokes at his expense.
  • Rumor has it that as the staff was preparing the hearse at his funeral, his wife walked by and said,
NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! Not the Cadillac hearse! Don't you have some minivan thing you can stick him in?
  • No respect, I tell ya'.

Jean-Luc Picard, God of Exasperation
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Starfleet Symbol
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Face Palms, Bald of Awesome, Captains, Cool Ships, Prime Directives
  • Domains: Suffering, Law, Good
  • Allies: Kyon.
  • Followers: Everyone at one point or another.
  • Whenever something stupid happens, Picard is usually on the bridge of the Enterprise, available for a hand-to-forehead shot.

Nero, God of World-Destroying Pain & Misery

Courage the Cowardly Dog, God of Cowardice (Stupid Dog!)

Oichi, Goddess of Guilt And Apology (Ichi, The Demon Queen)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Some sort of... dark hands coming up from the ground.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Apologizing, Super Tragic, Tear Jerking Life, Not-So-Evil Dark Power, Being Walked Over, Uncanny Valley Girl, Yandere, Voice of Mamiko Noto.
  • Domains: Darkness, Emotion, Love
  • Allies: Midna, Setsuko Ohara, Tokugawa Ieyasu
  • Enemies: Mildred Avalon
  • The first thing she did after ascending was APOLOGIZING for all of the breaks that Setsuko suffered... even if she didn't do it. "Everything is Ichi's fault..."
  • At least had the gall to call out Mildred, saying that her light is a lie.
  • As of now, calmly waits for her dear husband Azai Nagamasa to join her in the Pantheon. The rest of the Gods do their best to search for him, because sweet heavens know what would befall the Pantheon in any event she snaps.
  • Was once the plaything of her evil brother, but when she was deified, many good Gods made sure that she was freed from her brother's clutches. It still didn't stop her from apologizing for the atrocities that her brother ordered her to commit.
  • Currently, she wanders the Pantheon as something of a blank slate, wanting a friend to hug... with her giant demon claws. She may have found what she is looking for in either Lord Happy (Ieyasu) or Lord Grumpy (Mitsunari).

Tyler Durden, God of the Id, God of Insanity, God of Desire, God of Battle in the Center of the Mind, God of Nihilism
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A bar of soap
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Domains: Chaos, desire, the Id, Anger, Lust, Idealism, Philosophy, the mind.
  • Allies: The Joker, Deadpool
  • Enemies: The Narrator.
  • Portfolio: Insanity, Anarchy, the Id, Nietzsche Wannabe
  • Is rivals with Friday Mondy, the God of Nihilism. Many are debating who will win.
  • Is putting together Project Apocalypse, a dismantling of the entire Pantheon.

Miu Matsuoka, Goddess of Mean-spirited Cuties (Micchan)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: Twin ponytails
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, but sometimes excursing into Chaotic Evil
  • Domains: Chaos, Love, Enmity, Jealousy, Friendship, Humor
  • Portfolio: Extreme Jerkassery, Insanity, Anarchy, Humor, Fantasy, Bipolarity, Being Smacked to the Ground Face-First...Repeatedly
  • Allies: Anyone she can beguile with her cute charm.
  • Earthly Enemies: Ana, Frusciante
  • Rivals: Chiyo
  • Followers: Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh), Floe (Simoun), Niea (Niea Under Seven)
  • She has the ability to piss everybody off in the Pantheon, but is still loved by the most powerful gods on account of her extreme cuteness. It's still a guess though what will happen once Miu decides to steal their pudding.

Victor Frankenstein, God of Emotional Instability

Sasuke Uchiha, God of Revenge That Surpasses Any Basic Reasoning.

Al Bundy, God of Failure
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: An ugly orange sofa positioned in front of a television.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Washed-up Cynucs, representation of Laser-Guided Karma for Jerk Jocks.
  • Domain(s): Failure, Frustration, Misery, Dreams (Thwarted)
  • Was initially elated to learn that he was ascending to Godhood, thinking it a long-deserved reward for a lifetime of thwarted ambition and failure. He also relished the chance to get away from his Dysfunctional Family, but in order for him to maintain his character so as to remain worthy of his position, they came to live with him.
  • Currently runs a woman's shoe store at the foot of the steps leading to the Pantheon houses. Despite there being relatively few of them that visit the Pantheon, it never fails to be routinely visited by obese females. Al suspects that the other gods in the Pantheon arrange this as a joke, but is too unmotivated to try and do anything about it.

Parsee Mizuhashi, The Green-Eyed Monster
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: a green eye.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral to Evil
  • Portfolio: Jealousy, Princesses, aggressive insanity, using clones of self to fight, awesome scarves, ludicrously hard bosses, bridge guardians, Tsundere
  • Domains: Jealousy, tsundereness
  • Allies: Laarfleeze, aka the Orange Lantern. They still both want to kill one another and take everything the other has, but marginally less so than with everyone else out of an unclear mix of kindred spirits and starscreaming.
  • Followers (they're all also jealous that Parsee got a seat in the Pantheon): Tsubaki Yayoi
  • Parsee is jealous of everyone in the Pantheon. Every. Single. One. She's jealous of powerful Gods for being powerful, she's jealous of weak Gods for not having much responsibilities, she's jealous of Butt Monkey Hong Meiling because some people pity her. And she is more than excited to spread the joy of jealousy around the Pantheon.
  • Parsee may be a Minor Goddess, but her influence within the Pantheon is ludicrously high. In the seat of Gods, tensions and jealousies may have devastating consequences. Parsee possesses the ability to shape the balance of power in the Pantheon almost on a whim. Rumor has it that not even The Judge of Paradise, Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, to whom nearly all Gods must eventually respond, is immune to her psychic wrath.

Natasha, Goddess of Hatred and Lies (The Unreliable, the Self-Loathing Deciever)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A red K.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Lies and deceit, induction of insanity, murder of higher beings, mercenary activity, color coding, unsolvable mysteries.
  • Domains: Hatred, Insanity, Deceit, Chaos, Meaningless Symbolism.
  • Allies: Nick, Matthias, and Smithnjones.
  • Followers: The Trapper-Spider, the Wordsmith, and the Mute Musician.
  • Natasha's view of the world is so clouded and distorted she sees room for nothing but loathing. She inwardly displays hatred towards every living being she encounters, and yet, externally, shows no emotion. Her accounts of any event are convulsed and surreal, and cannot be taken at face value. Additionally, she seems to have an obsession with the color red.

Ishida Mitsunari, God of Angsting with Badassery (Dark King, Lord Grumpy, Emonari)

Alice, Goddess of Childhood Innocence and Cruelty

Samwise Gamgee, God of Loyal Friendship

Raven, Goddess of Kuudere

Shizuo Heiwajima, God of the Hair-Trigger Temper (Shizu-chan, The GARtender)

Tomoko Nozama, Goddess of Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant and Perky Goth
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