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Intermediate Gods

The Kankers

May, Marie, and Lee Kanker, The Goddesses of Making Women Abusing Men Funny (The Queens of the Cul-De-Sac)

The Kanker Sisters; Marie (Left), Lee (Center), and May (Right)

• Intermediate Goddesses together, Lesser Goddesses individually. They enter Greater Goddess territory when their ship in a bottle gets stolen.
• Symbol: Either their trailer, or trailer park sign, the "Park N' Flush"◊. Individually, their hair.
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil, but will show some Chaotic Neutral if the Eds are in danger
• Portfolio: Hated by just about everyone in the show, even themselves, but still looking out for each other in the end, Gang of Bullies that are dreaded by everyone, Double Standards of the abuse and rape kind (though the latter is pushed as far as kids cartoons allow it, usually just the Forceful Kiss), although not approving of abuse towards their own boyfriends
• Domains: Comedy, Stalking, Abuse, Twisted Affections
• Allies: Are you nuts?!? Aside for the house of Revenge and Retribution if you want to count them being hired hands for them, they make Alma Wade look like a social butterfly in comparison! They can't even stand themselves at times!
• Enemies: Oh, you mean besides from the ENTIRE Pantheon?
  • Specifically: Carmen Sandiego, Dokuro Mitsukai, Panty Anarchy, Ragyo Kiryuin, Relius Clover, Danny Phantom, Palutena, Garterbelt and the subhouse of Tainted Love (being on both ends of Even Evil Has Standards)
• Feared by: The Eds (at least at first), Brief, Charlie Brown, Pit, Timmy Turner, Mandy
• Special Relation: Carl Clover, Steve Smith
• Pitied by: Audrey II
• Comedy has standards, and some people just took that line and violated it as many times as they pleased. Others, just crossed it once and never looked back. Enter the Kankers, the Queens of the Cul-De-Sac who rule with an iron fist. They are by far the most feared people amongst the Cul-De-Sac; even Kevin, the neighborhood bully, isn't safe from them. Their most notorious misdeeds? Constant abuse of the Eds and doing it for kicks and comedy. It was for this reason that they managed to ascend into their own temple, though that temple is actually just their trailer. Their reason for ascension was that they overheard their "boyfriends", the Eds, talking about the Pantheon and decided to ascend themselves. Given that not even gods with similar viewpoints like them, it makes deities wonder just what is going on in the minds within the Court of the Gods.
• The day after their ascension, Double Dee suggested visiting the new temple with the other Eds as a way of giving goodwill, unaware of who ascended. Eddy didn't care much for it, and decided to stay behind and talk with Ed about potential scam ideas while Double Dee was a short distance away from them in front of the temple. By the time he knocked on the door and saw himself staring down the three kankers, he slowly pulled the door back, calmly inserted a nearby metal bar in between the gap on the pull door handle the trailer had, and then...
  Double Dee: OH LORD! THE NEWEST DEIFIED TEMPLE BELONGS TO THE KANKERS!
  Eddy: The Kankers?!? IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
  Ed: Who? What? Where? WHY?!?
• After that, the Kankers broke free and started pursuing the Eds, quickly catching up to them before pulling them back to their trailer, saying they had a LOT of catching up to do. Double Dee shouted his most sincere apologies for not thinking this through, while Eddy also called him out for not thinking this through, fearing another make-out session...
  • At least, until some other deities who heard this jumped in and help freed them. While incredibly scared of them, the Eds were informed that they are no longer their own problem anymore, even helping with them trying to grow out of their fear for the Kankers. They may of gotten away with it for so long in their home world, but this place is a whole new ball game for them, one that is full of willing deities who will not sit back and let them continue their reign.
• Despite their title, they still have a life aside from trying to gain the love of boys. The most infamous example is their love for their ship in a bottle. Carmen Sandiego once stole it in hope of teaching the three about the world so they may find other good aspects of it, but it didn't go nowhere near as well as she planned.
  • Short story; in comparison to a Tom And Jerry fight mixed up with a Popeye fight against Bluto, that combined brawl looked like a spilled trash can in an otherwise clean house, and was startling enough to have Mandy swear off of any ideas of trying to control or fight them.
    • Long story; they torn apart their own subhouses before taking down the temples hosting their subhouses, demolished the house of Revenge and Retribution, and finally homed in on the house of Crime and Transgressions where they finally forcibly took their ship in a bottle back, before fighting about who gets to put it back up on their way home, and this wasn't even counting the damage done to the Pantheon in between traversing between houses. Thankfully, Rolf was prepared for another outbreak thanks to his farm animals noticing the impending doom, and went on a crusade to warn of as many deities as possible, recruiting the Eds to help spread the word before taking them back into his own underground basement to hide till it was over. The house of Craft pitched in to help repair what was damaged, and the Court of the Gods outright banned anyone from stealing their ship in a bottle again while also banning the Kankers from going on a ravenous mission to get their beloved possession back. Despite being part of the damage, the house of Revenge and Retribution was greatly impressed by their dedication for getting their belonging back, and are interested in viewing them as hired hands...
  Rolf: Have mercy on Rolf's miserable soul!
• Despite this, they still do have some form of morality. They shed their villain stats and entering full Anti-Hero territory after hearing from Jimmy that the Cul-De-Sac kids were on a manhunt for their "boyfriends", capturing all of them and ending up bringing them to the Eds to show their devotion to them. Surprisingly, they brought them to the Eds at just the right time to show Eddy's true colors, thus they are actually indirectly responsible for the Eds getting accepted into the Cul-De-Sac.^note (If they'd found them too early, no one would know about Eddy's Freudian Excuse. If too late, Eddy would've been beaten for longer, and wouldn't probably say a thing if there were no witnesses so as to save his own ego.) As such, they will scour to the ends of the Pantheon itself to find anyone who has done harm to their "boyfriends".
  • Surprisingly, they can also be called off if their target is already hurting too much from other sources. They once decided to try and have Carl Clover become their "boyfriend", even after he was severely damaged after barely besting his father's attempt at killing him, with the situation even worse with him still trying to restore his sister. Even more shockingly, Eddy of all people actually aided Carl after being heard of what he went through from nearby deities, practically roaring at their faces to tell them to leave. It was after this that they learned the full extent of what happened to Carl, and decided to stop hunting him down, and began to oppose Relius as a result of this. They also started opposing Ragyo, seeing her as a depraved loonatic who already has a husband ready to love her.
  Eddy: HEY! Don't you think a guy who went through so much trouble deserves you three making his life worse? HE'S, HAD, ENOUGH ALREADY! BEAT IT!
• Surprisingly, the Eds grew to not only stop fearing the Kankers, but also willingly fight with them if they think they did something to one of their own. It's because of this they started looking for other boys besides their Eds to become substitute boyfriends. However, given the status of the Pantheon, these tend to end in failure more often than not...
  • They once attempted to kidnap Timmy Turner, but that ended with wishing them into The Fallen. It didn't stop their advances, but it does give him enough time to hide. Despite this, he is genuinely curious to see how a battle between them and his own evil babysitter Vicky would play out, but doesn't want to risk any chance of them teaming up.
  • For some unfathomable reason, they decided to go after Charlie Brown, but that went just as well as one may think with everyone pitching in to force them to buzz off. They were threatened with being expelled from the Pantheon if they tried looking for someone who was 11 or under.
    • On a similar note, they once tried to take Brief with them back to their trailer temple, and when confronted by Panty, knowing of her title, they called her out and told her that she'll just get another guy anyway. Even though that actually happened with one Alpha Omega Nova, she didn't take the idea of her not caring for Brief well AT ALL. In the end, she managed to single handedly fight them off and blasted them back to their temple with her gun formed by her panties. A similar incident occurred when they tried to steal Pit, only for Palutena to get involved and force them to retreat, and the less said about the bloodbath that occurred when they tried to ambush Dokuro's temple to steal Sakura when she was planning on bashing his brains out for being a pervert, the better.
  • They found a willing partner in Steve Smith, but unfortunately, due to his title and status, any attempts at a meet-up are foiled almost instantly.
  • They also attempted to try and find a love interest with Danny. Not only did he already have a girlfriend by the name of Samantha Manson, but he also was more than capable enough of fending them off with his ghostly abilities.
• They aren't even welcomed within their own Hall of Tainted Love, and even than they are disgusted by a couple deities there, like former occupant Gideon Graves and his frozen collection of girlfriends, or Raynare and Sekai Saionji for killing their own boyfriends. They are also disgusted by Frollo for his actions, but also telling him to "either love this Esmeralda girl or kill her!" They also didn't take too well with Hans attempting to kill his own love interest, Anna. Garterbelt personally volunteered to help keep the three in line after hearing of them, due to him actually wanting to keep Brief and his penis (which holds the keys to a door in Hell that hosts a powerful ghost) safe.
  • Kotonoha Katsura actually once approved of the three's dedication to the Eds, and invited them over to her temple. However, they then stated that they had an interest in Makoto Itou (not knowing that he was their person of interest as well), and she actually directly called for and teamed up with Sekai Saionji and launched a instant attack on them. As such, the two girls will form a Teeth-Clenched Teamwork and fight them off if Makoto is in danger.
• Interestingly enough, they seemed to have mellowed out a bit, most noticeably when May once tried to present Ed a Valentine's Day card, only for him to freak out and run off, crushing her spirits. Even more surprisingly, Double Dee stepped up and offered his own Valentine's Day card he planned on giving Nazz to cheer her up. After an incident involving cupids forcing people to fall in love with each other and Rolf fighting them off via mop and lemons, Double Dee actually decided to keep one of the letters that May crafted him while they were underneath the love arrow's influence. They also started using less destructive means of trying to win over their respective Ed. Time will tell if this new behavior sticks.
• It was brought up to their attention that in one deleted scene of a finale, they would have actually succeeded in marrying the Eds, but only in a dream sequence. They were AGITATED at the fact this not only barely didn't happen but was only a dream, while the Eds are relieved, like the world and some planets were lifted off of their shoulders. It's because of this they have some sort of common grounds of sympathy with Audrey II, who also had his own grand victory ruined by higher-ups and focus groups.

Spider-Ham

Peter Porker, God of Toon Physics (Spider-Ham, Spider-Pig)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: His own face
• Theme Song: Spider-Ham! Spider-Ham! Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Ham!
• Alignment: Chaotic Good
• Portfolio: Animal version of Spider-Man, somehow even MORE kid-friendly than the actual Spider-Man as a funny animal yet still being insanely competent thanks to Toon Physics, Punny Name, HATES people dissing cartoons, enjoying hot-dogs despite his pig-like appearance, still being respectful to those suffering from loss of a loved one
• Domains: Cartoons, Physics, Superheroes
• Allies: Spider-Man, Miles Morales, Spider Gwen, Peni Parker, Peacock, Otis, Bugs Bunny, The Warner Brothers, Roger Rabbit, and other Toons, Deadpool, Ladybug And Cat Noir, Spinnerette, Homer Simpson, Rottytops, Porky Pig
• Odd relationship with: The Hall of Flesh Eaters, The Angry Birds
• Opposed by: The Winchesters
• Enemies: Any enemies of Spider-Man, Judge Doom, Toon Patrol, Napoleon, Dag, The Cogs
• Pities: Those that failed to save a loved one
• Over the years there have been a plethora and a half of various different Spider-Men for the public to follow in their own adventures. However, very few can claim to be as wacky as Peter Porker, a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig and thus turned into Spider-Ham. It's as nonsensical as it sounds, and it only gets weirder as it follows through the adventure of him working as a photographer for the Daily Beagle and fighting his own brand of animal supervillains, with plenty Toon Physics to go around, enough for him to be granted a spot in the Pantheon, after he revealed just how deadly his toon physics can be in reality.
• His ascension went along the lines of this.
  Spider-Ham: "WHAT?!? A portal to another universe's timeline! I hope I don't miss the first 5 and a half years!"
• The first thing he did was go around and try to find out just how many more other Spider-People were in the Pantheon. He was happy to find out that nearly everyone he befriended during his last adventure was around, although he commented on how he thought that the actual Spider-Man was supposed to be fatter. He was forced out by Miles Morales before he could ask the original Spider-Man about his relationship with Mary Jane, where he was pulled aside and explained how this Peter was a bit different from that one. Spider-Ham could only express sympathy and confusion with all the timelines messing with him like this, especially after the dreaded "One More Day" event. Despite this first encounter, he has refocused his efforts to try and rally the Spider-Mans together to help get Spider-Noir up.
  Spider-Ham: "Sheesh, the dangers of the job never stop increasing, huh?"
• Became fast friends with Otis, another talking animal, even discovering that he has a hidden superhero identity as Cowman in his own superhero league, the Justice Brood. Spider-Ham sometimes teams up with them to help save the day around the Pantheon. Of course, the fact that he was a pig willing to eat hotdogs didn't go unnoticed, which led to Spider-Ham calmly explaining that where he was from, he ate hot-dogs that were made out of HUMANS. (Also, remember that he started out as a spider.) Otis was silent for a bit, before shrugging it off with a "fair enough." Also helps by the time this happened, Spider-Ham foiled a raid on the chicken coop led by Dag thanks to him hiding outside the coop as a pig pretending to sleep, and after they walked in, quickly putting his costume on, trapping Dag in his webbing, and knocking him outside the coop with a wooden mallet.
  • He was once seen trying to eat a hotdog from the Pantheon, only to spit it out upon realizing it was made of pork and that it didn't taste as good as the hotdogs from his universe as a result. (That said, remember that he used to be a spider.) When pressed about the issue and explained his reasoning about how he eats humans in his world, this really didn’t put people at ease, and he had to sigh and introduce to the house of Flesh Eaters “Uncle Frankfurther’s Hot Dogs”, where all the hotdogs are made out of the human meat he is acquainted with. This gave him a huge boost in popularity with some of the deities there who were legally allowed to eat humans in peace, even those that he considers villains. As such, he is considered an ally to the house and won’t be hounded by them for his contribution. Spider-Ham for his part tries to ignore the more villainous ones whenever he comes in for an hotdog.
    • That being said, however, after hearing how vile Napoleon is, he has been seen walking by him at random times eating an hotdog from the restaurant, glaring at the pig. Of course, Napoleon doesn't realize this, so he ends up running back to his temple oinking in fear. Even Napoleon's allies struggle to tell him the truth due to how funny it is to them.
• Is greatly amused by Peacock bringing forth her own brand of Toon Physics, and can be seen talking with her from time to time, teaching each other about certain Toon Physics tips and tricks the other may not know about. Spider-Ham taught Peacock how to float through the air when she smells something good. Their encounter led her to introduce them to the Warner Brothers, who were impressed with Spider-Ham's many toon feats.
• Despite his comical nature, he is known to actually be really respectful to those suffering tragedies, especially those who suffered a loss. Many people end up being blindsided by the fact that he seems to know the harsh realities of being a superhero. He befriended Deadpool after comforting him when Deadpool was reminiscing about knowing his wife and friends died in one story as well as Wasp causing everyone to forget about Deadpool. Of course, after all of this, the two of them are more than happy to cause mayhem and mischief to any villain that crosses their path.
  Spider-Ham: "The hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody."
• Spider-Ham's Berserk Button is people having a problem with cartoons. Judge Doom hates cartoon characters despite being one himself. You do the math on how they would interact with one another. Judge Doom once trapped Spider-Ham and had a hose ready to fire dip at him. Spider-Ham than proceeded to tell Judge Doom he won't get away with this, leading to the two of them exchanging "Oh yes I will" and "Oh no you won't" and during this struggle, Spider-Ham somehow ended up being right behind the hose ready to fire and Judge Doom was the one trapped, with Spider-Ham now saying "Oh yes I will" and Judge Doom saying "Oh no you won't". Spider-Ham let the hose spray all over Judge Doom, as Toon Patrol watched on and ended up laughing so hard they died, especially as Spider-Pig kissed Judge Doom on his lips before swinging away to safety. This made it easy for him to steal a barrel of the Dip for the toons to use to create armor impervious to it, and just to keep it out of Judge Doom's hands. Bugs Bunny laughed at this jape Spider-Ham pulled, considering him one of Marvel's Toon representatives.
  • Thanks to this incident, he became fast friends with Roger Rabbit, as someone who was able to stare down a hose full of Dip led by Judge Doom and not only survive but turn the hose on HIM is always a friend in his books.
• Despite being friends with Ladybug and Cat Noir, namely thanks to how similar they are to their inspiration, Spider-Man, he is frustrated at how the two of them fail to realize the other's secret identity yet, doubly so thanks to their relationship and how often they hang out with each other. Of course, that's only because as a cartoon he's already in the know in the intricacies, and can't follow the surprising logic that makes this obliviousness possible. While he has bitten his tongue down, for now, he certainly hopes that they piece it together soon.
• After swinging around on a web one day, he landed in front of Homer Simpson, who just stood there in awe before running off, cheering about how Spider-Pig was actually real after all. Spider-Ham got a good laugh after hearing why he came to this conclusion and has allowed him to call him Spider-Pig since.
  • Upon seeing Porky Pig dressed in his Eager Young Space Cadet outfit, he decided to drop in a show him a few tips on how to be an effective pig hero. Despite him exhausting the pig at times, Porky is still happy to have another friendly pig in the Pantheon.
• Rottytops was confused as to why a pig was wearing a Spider-Man outfit, only to be stunned to learn that Spider-Ham was originally a spider bitten by a radioactive pig. Spider-Ham for his part just chuckled with pride and said he wasn't always this good looking.
• While the Angry Birds still have their bias against any kinds of pigs given what they dealt with in their homeworld, they are willing to admit that Spider-Ham is probably the only pig willing to save their eggs. They are still skeptical about him since they saw him eating hotdogs, but he accepted that by this point folks would be skeptical about it.
• The Winchesters are on their toes around him when they head about his powers, considering they had to deal with a toontown-centric land in their homeworld (instgated by a Reality Warper watching cartoons). Spider-Ham only responded that he attacks those that are truly evil, and looks forward to changing their stance one day.
• "Awwww, did THAT feel like a cartoon?!?"

The Three Stooges

The Three Stooges, ^MembersMoe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard, Curly Howard, Joe Besser, Curly-Joe DeRita Gods of Hitting People with Pies (Moses Horwitz, Louis Feinberg, Samuel Horwitz, Jerome Horwitz, Joe Besser, Joseph Wardell)

Moe, Curly and Larry

^Shemp

^Joe

^{Curly Joe}

• Intermediate Gods
• Symbol: Moe, Curly, and Larry's faces
• Alignments: Moe: Chaotic Neutral, Larry: True Neutral, Curly, Shemp, Joe and Curly Joe: Neutral Good
• Theme: "Listen to the Mockingbird"
• Portfolio:
  • All: Comic Trio, Slap Stick, Fights involving food or other messy substances, Making lots of puns, Dope Slap, Nice, Mean, and In-Between, True companions both on and offstage (save for Joe.)
  • Moe: Leader of the trio, Big brother bully to Curly, young brother bully to Shemp, Dirty Coward, Eye Poke, Hair-Trigger Temper, Never My Fault
  • Larry: Only sane man of the three, Genius Ditz, Einstein Hair, nicknamed "Porcupine", Extreme Doormat,
  • Curly: Has a durable head, Acrofatic, Big Fun, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, possesses a hollow sounding head, Manchild, "Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk"
  • Shemp: Rejoined the Stooges following Curly's retirement, A master of Ad-lib, Messy Hair, had many phobias on and offstage, Once considered the ugliest man in Hollywood, Thinking Tic, "Hebebebebebe"
  • Joe: Fat Idiot, Camp Straight, Often expressed dislike for Moe with aside glances,
  • Curly Joe: Sixth Ranger, Bears a striking resemblance to the original Curly
• Domains: Slapstick, Vaudeville Theatre, Trios, Cinema
• Herald: Emil Sitka
• High Priests: Laurel and Hardy
• Followers: The Marx Brothers
• Allies: Chase, Good-aligned deities in the House of Theatre and Spectacle, (especially the Monty Python troupe, Amy Wong, Kermit the Frog and Tom & Jerry), Roger Rabbit, Charlie Chaplin, Simba, Baloo, Lucy and Ricky Ricardo, The MST3K Crew, Noel Vermillion, Tsubaki Yayoi, Makoto Nanaya
• Odd Friendship: Zoidberg, Papyrus and Sans,
• Rivals: The Seinfeld Group, The Impratical Jokers
• Enemies: All ascended Nazi and Nazi-esque villains (including Red Skull, Gihren Zabi, Wilhelm Strasse, Millennium & Adenoid Hynkel), Eric Cartman
• Opposes: Team Rocket, Shino Amakusa
• Fear: Most ascended predators (Especially King Gator), House of Rabbits and Rodents (For Curly)
• The Three Stooges had hung around various houses in the pantheon for some time, having come up after leaving the mortal realm. During their time in limbo Moe, Larry and Curly followed the gods of slapstick and food fights. They only properly ascended after their antics spurred a humongous pie fight in the House of Food, culminating with Cosmos being hit in the face with a pie. While initially horrified by what they did, the Goddess of Harmony actually found it quite hilarious, and properly gave the stooges a position in the House of Theatre. As an added bonus the boys were reunited with Shemp Howard, Moe and Curly's older brother.
  • They have admitted though that their antics don't include pie as often as the general public thinks, but they are widely known for it, hence their being chosen to represent it.
• Serving as Herald to the Stooges is their co-star Emil Sitka, often referred to as the "Fourth Stooge." Word of his arrival caught the attention of House of Love, who invited him to weddings to say, "Join hands, you lovebirds."
• Their high priests Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy help supply the pies for their fights to both the stooges and their opponents, and make quite a bit of money doing so.
• Whenever they're not busy with their pie fights, the stooges occupy themselves by doing all kinds of jobs around the Pantheon; this includes firemen, butlers, policemen, doctors farmers, census takers, janitors, bartenders, construction workers, detectives, sailors, tailors, reporters, used chariot salesmen, blacksmiths, paparazzi photographers, boxers, brewers, dance teachers, circus performers, voice instructors, prospectors, soldiers, restaurant owners, football players, chefs, babysitters, and inventors. Naturally, they always manage to screw up in their own indomitable style, and getting booted out by the various gods who tasked them with said job.
  • Hilarity once ensued when the Stooges took a job delivering ice to a party in the House of Music. At the same time their High Priests Laurel and Hardy were delivering a piano there, up the same impossibly long flight of stairs. It took days before any of them ever reached the top, by which time they were informed they could have taken the shortcut. They promptly fainted from the realization.
  • The Cutie Mark Crusaders are prevented from ever following them along on their errands/routines. The stooges are professional physical comedians with years of practice and don't want anyone else doing what they do.
• Sometimes, Curly goes along with Moe & Larry and other times Shemp takes over the role. When asked why they don't go all together, they say the name "Four Stooges" just doesn't sound good.
• Some gods have said Shemp is really a body double. He responded by letting Curly listen to "Pop Goes the Weasel" and unleashed him on the accuser(s).
• Joe Besser wanted to ascend along with them, but refused to take a pie to the face in the name of comedy. Without anyone to hold them back anymore, the Stooges proceeded to pelt Joe with dozens of pies and kick him out of the House of Food, to the cheers of many. That said they did allow Joe to join... on very rare occasions.
  • On that note, Moe and Larry have welcomed their old friend Curly Joe DeRita back with open arms. Every now and again Curly Joe will come along with the pair, filling in the role Curly and Shemp usually occupy.
• The Stooges don't get along with the Team Rocket Trio, viewing their criminal schemes as being immoral to say the least.
• Larry's violin playing has been considered one of the best in the Pantheon and he enjoys having duets with Brook, who is very glad to have someone to play with him. However, a duet with Kotomi... Not so much.
• The Stooges have developed a rivalry with two other groups in the Pantheon; The Impractical Jokers and Jerry Seinfeld's gang. The three gangs have been competing with one another to prove who is the best in their trade, with their antics quickly getting out of control. The other Gods have tried to put a stop to their chaos multiple times.... only for them to go at it again.
• The trio of Noel Vermillion, Yayoi and Makoto Nanaya have called themselves 'The Three Stooges of Torifune' which the original Stooges were flattered by. Since then, both groups have performed collaborations at the House of Theatre and Spectacle every once in a while, trading jokes and pies along the way.
• Due to their many encounters with dangerous animals, the stooges have been hesitate to get to know the ascended lions, crocodiles, gorillas, and bears. ^note Oh my! That being said, they have made friends with Simba and Baloo as a result. Their thoughts about King Gator though are still mixed.
• Moe is famous for being the first American actor to portray/imitate Hitler in film, beating out Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator by nine months. Chaplin though doesn't mind, and is on good terms with the trio...
  • The same cannot be said for the Nazis residing in the Pantheon. Not only do they despise the Stooges for making fun of the Third Reich, but also because Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp are all Ashkenazi Jews, which makes their blood boil even further. The Stooges for their part are more than happy to ridicule and demoralize them in whatever way possible, and that extends to Eric Cartman as well due to being a complete jerk to his friends, especially Kyle.
• Shemp has been shown to have an immunity to certain poisons. It does however cause him to do this. As such, Moe and Larry keep a watchful eye on him.
• Curly has one major and persistent fear. Mice. Whenever he sees a mouse he'll go into a fit of uncontrollable rage crying out for Moe and Larry to give him some cheese to calm him. As a result, the others keep him away from the House of Rabbits and Rodents, for fear he'll lose his mind.
  • It’s also speculated that Moe and Larry will attack anyone who says "Niagara Falls" around them, even though this was part of the Stooges' take on a popular vaudeville sketch.
• They get along well with Sans and Papyrus, despite being spooked out of their minds initially by the sight of walking, talking skeletons. It may have something to do with all the puns.
• Though many assumed that Shemp took the position of Third Stooge from Curly, it's actually not true. Shemp was the original third stooge, working with Moe and Larry while under Ted Healy before leaving to pursue a solo career in Hollywood, eventually staring alongside John Wayne and Abbott and Costello. Some of his solo short films are shown in the House of Theatre, where they continue to entertain viewers of all ages.
• Curly is not to be confused with the girl of the same name, though the two are on good terms.

White Mage

White Mage, Patron Saint of Brick Jokes

• Intermediate Goddess
• Symbol: Her robes
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: White Mage, Dude Magnet, No Good Deed Goes Unpunished, Defeating the Final Boss For the Sake of Joke Whose Set-Up Was Years Ago
• Heralds: Priest, Shaman, and Healer
• Allies: Fighter, Warrior of Light, Rosa, Terra, Aeris, Rinoa, Yuna, Cosmos, Amy Rose, Ryu
• Conflicting opinions on: Black Mage, Thief, Red Mage, Vivi, Garland
• Enemies: Sarda, Chaos, most of the Final Fantasy villains, YHVH, Zamasu
• Ascended in recognition of her defeat of Chaos, even if the only reason White Mage and her group defeated the dark lord was to fulfill a punchline to an anticlimactic joke set nine years before (as Black Mage was in disbelief that a party of only healers could go anywhere). And needless to say, both Chaos himself and his vessel in White Mage's world, Sarda, are pretty unhappy about her presence.
• Aside from Token Good Teammate Fighter, she's not all that positive about the Light Warriors, given they're jerks who caused her much pain, even if indirectly, and still wanted to take credit for the defeat of Chaos if not for her eventually campaigning for the Dark Warriors as the true saviors. Special contempt is reserved for Black Mage, who's not only as evil as it gets, but a perverted Abhorrent Admirer. Still, Red Mage and Thief seem to not have much resentments for White Mage.
• She's gotten along pretty well with Fighter's original inspiration Warrior of Light, and all the magic women of the Final Fantasy series. Even if her Black Mage forever taints her opinion of him, Vivi is still trying to win White Mage over, and the fact that in her world Garland was a Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain who White Mage decided to campaign as part of the true saviors also makes her not fully oppose the version in the Pantheon.
• Amy Rose decided to go after White Mage hearing she was another girl who attacked with an Hyperspace Mallet, and their similar personalities made them get along, even if their love lives are true opposites (Amy is ignored by the object of her affection, White Mage is disgusted to no end by the guy with a crush on her).
• Decided to come closer to Ryu for reminding of his former bodyguard, Black Belt, and White Mage has since assisted Ryu on occasion by healing him after fights.
• Even if she indirectly is the God of her world as Sarda accidentally sent her to the beginning of time, where White Mage ordered the creation of light and matter, the Main House still thinks she's not that much more powerful than the Light Warriors. That being said, being a creator figure makes White Mage an automatic enemy of YHVH.
• Is well-liked by Cosmos for her defeat of Chaos and being a paragon of good even if the Crapsack World White Mage lived in made sure all her benevolent deeds eventually collapsed. Zamasu argues her world is awful because the universe being created by a mortal breaking the time taboo and declared it beyond saving, expressing his interest in wanting to blow the whole thing up out of disgust. White Mage proceeded to hammer him in the face for being such a prick.

Lesser Gods

Bart Simpson

Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson, God of Prank Calls (El Barto, Bartman, Lord of the Chalkboard)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: Grafitti with the words "El Barto" (Bart)
• Theme Songs: Do the Bartman, Bart Goes Downtown; those observant of the Fourth Wall might hear these musical cues
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Chaotic Good as Bartman)
• Portfolio: Bratty Half-Pint With slingshots, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist, The Prankster, Mouthy Kid, Meaningful Names, Lovable Rogue, Momma's Boy
• Domains: Mischief, Troublemaking, Children, Prank Calls
• Heralds: Milhouse Van Houten (his best friend), Santa's Little Helper (his pet greyhound)
• Allies: Phineas Flynn, Dennis the Menace, Kevin McCallister, Stitch, Homer (his father), Marge (his mom), Lisa (his sister), Krusty the Clown, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gumball Watterson
• Enemies: Sideshow Bob, Princess Morbucks, Stewie Griffin, Eric Cartman, Dolores Umbridge
• Friendly Rivals: Seymour Skinner, Edna Krabappel, Moe Syzslak, Darkwing Duck
• Former Opposition: The Robot Chicken
• Bart was once Dennis' High Priest and later his Co-God. However, Bart eventually decided that he wanted to have his own realm, letting him be unique. After review of one of his most iconic attributes, Bart became God of Prank Calls.
• Even though they have an intense Sibling Rivalry, Bart was upset to hear that Lisa lost her original spot in the Pantheon, and vowed to try and find a way to get her to reascend. He was very happy to hear that she was being reworked to find her a new domain.
• Despite the fact that 1. He has known Bart for all his life and has heard him speak frequently and 2. Bart was given his realm specifically for targeting him, Moe still has no idea that Bart's behind the prank calls that plague him. No one wants to tell him though; everyone agrees it'd spoil the joke. Moe, for his Bart, was glad to hear Bart got ascended, but still thinks he's Dennis' co-God.
• Bart still hangs out with Dennis frequently, and they spend most of their time pranking the older Gods. In fact, they once made Bart's signature phone prank to Moe Syzlak... it infuriated him, but at least they enjoyed like no other. Some of Bart's other friends join in, but none as often as Dennis.
• All the houses and vehicles have switched to reinforced windows since the sudden spike in "mysterious and coincidental" breakages that happened when Dennis arrived, now they're reinforced even moreso with Bart's ascension.
• He's glad that one of their followers, a certain Kevin McCallister, joined the Pantheon. He even agreed to help him booby trap a few houses in his spare time.
• He visits Jeff Albertson's temple frequently. As a former manager, he knows tons of secrets about his store, and if Comic Book Guy is out pestering other deities, he sometimes lets his friends in to see some rare films, for a price of course.
• Bart once went on down to South Park, where he got along well with the four boys initially. However, when he heard Cartman call Kyle a dirty Jew, Bart immediately confronted the kid, as his personal hero is Jewish. Not one to be intimidated, Cartman told Bart about the last older kid who messed with him, one Scott Tenorman. Since that time, Bart has seen Cartman as a warning of what he could be if he doesn't restrain himself. He still enjoys hanging out with the other three kids.
• Bart also doesn't get along well with Stewie Griffin, especially after he crossed the line with his dark prank call. Stewie says that Bart is a weakling pretending to be cool, but rumors have it that he may have a romantic inkling towards the spiky haired boy.
• Bart met Gumball Watterson in detention one day, where they became friends as well given their similar interests and proclivity for getting into trouble. However, while Bart enjoys mischief for mischief's sake, Gumball is more likely to get into trouble due to his laziness or poor planning than anything intentional of his part.
• Deciding to go out around the Heavens as Bartman one night, Bart ran into Darkwing Duck, literally. From that collision, a great rivalry was born, with both characters thinking they were the better light-hearted version of the caped crusader. Bart says he came up with the gimmick first so he has dibs, while Darkwing says he's done it more consistently and has a better catchphrase (when pressed, Bart will concede the catchphrase is pretty great.)

Griffin Family

Peter: Hey Lois, remember that time we were out shopping and Brian shot a terrorist in the foot? Well, then I think I ended getting in a fight with the chicken again and so I ended up in this weird place. cue cutaway gag

The Griffins^MembersJustin Peter Lowenbrau Griffin Sr., Lois Patrice Griffin (née Pewterschmidt), Megan "Meg" Griffin, Christopher Cross "Chris" Griffin, Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin, Brian Griffin, Divine Family of Cutaway Gags (Meg: Megatron | Chris: Chris Gristle (call him that at your own risk)

L - R: Chris, Peter, Stewie, Lois, Brian, and Meg.

• Leitmotif: Family Guy Main Opening
• Symbol: The Family Guy◊ logo
• Lesser Deities (Though some of them did become overdeities at one point)
• Alignment: True Neutral... On a good day. Otherwise...
  • Peter Griffin: Chaotic Neutral (Often leans towards Chaotic Stupid)
  • Lois Griffin: Neutral Good (Neutral Evil in a bad day)
  • Meg Griffin: Chaotic Neutral, with Good tendencies (though can veer into Chaotic Evil in a bad day)
  • Chris Griffin: Chaotic Stupid
  • Stewie Griffin: Chaotic Neutral (formerly Neutral Evil)
  • Brian Griffin: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Having problems with alcohol (even Stewie), Badass, Big Screwed Up, Dysfunctional, Boy, Girl and a Baby family, The Chew Toy, Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, Comedic Sociopathy, Jerk with a Heart of Jerk, Over-the-top acting, being killed multiple times, Took a Level in Jerkass
  • Peter Griffin: Acrofatic, "Heheheheheheheh!", The Everyman, Extreme Omnisexual, Fat Slob, The Friend Nobody Likes, Gasshole, having a Hilariously Abusive Childhood, Lethally Stupid, Manchild, Small Name, Big Ego, being representative of the audience in a negative way
  • Lois Griffin: Almighty Mom, Bitch in Sheep's Clothing, Clingy Jealous Girl, Dated Peter even though Carter Pewderschmidt disliked him, Dude Magnet, Extreme Doormat, Horrible Judge of Character, Surprisingly correct in her contempt of Peter, Uptown Girl
  • Meg Griffin: Acquired Situational Narcissism, Being rejected by a lot of boy for a lot of ridiculous reasons, Born Unlucky, Butt-Monkey even by their standards, Implied to have killed a sister, Desperately seeks love and affection, later confirmed to be a Serial Killer, One of the nicest Griffins
  • Chris: Acrofatic, Being a social outcast among his schoolmates, Annoying Younger Sibling, Big Fun, Having a huge dick, Cloudcuckoolander, Oblivious to the fact that he is much stronger than he looks, Dumb Muscle, Having low grades especially in Mathematics, Fat Comic Relief, Surprisingly good at drawing, Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant, The least focused member of the Griffins
  • Stewie: Smart for a one year-old, from a Sadist to a Comedic Sociopath, hating Lois, Depraved Bisexual, badass babies, Evil Genius Children, Brits, and Hams
  • Brian: God complexes, Author Avatar, Brought Back from the Dead once, Barefoot Cartoon Animal, His white skin is implied to be a extreme case of Herpes, Upper-class Liberal, Initially aspired to be an actor but later went aspired to become an author, The Comically Serious, Intellectual Animal, Jaded Washout, Is actually a terrible writer but very good as a director, The only sane member of the Griffins, Continuously agreeing with his dates even after changing their minds, Continuously sells out, Team Pet, Often has signs of animal instincts
• Domains: Comedy, Dysfunction
• Allies: The Smith Family
  • Stewie: Roger Smith, Mandy, Mordred, Dr. Wily, the Brain
  • Brian and Stewie: Santa Claus, Ghosts of Christmas, Nicolas Saint North, The Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, Eve Santaclaus, Hijiri Mochizuki, Kiriya Kujo, Ryuujou
• Under Hire by: The GTA V crew (Peter Griffin)
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Eric Cartman (For Stewie only), Satya Vaswani/Symmetra (Chris)
• Enemies:
  • Stewie: Any Abusive Parents in the Pantheon, Bart Simpson
  • Brian: Glenn Quagmire
• Respected By: The South Park kids (except for Cartman)
• Opposes: The house of Religion and Faith (Brian)
• Opposed By: Eric Cartman (Except for Stewie), Khaled-Al Asad, Chad Warden, Walt Disney
• Pitied By: Squidward Tentacles (Meg)
• Not so different with: Lelouch vi Britannia (Meg)
• Avoids: The house of Sources of Information (Lois)
• Ambiguous Relations: The Voice Inside Your Head
• The Griffins are among the Long-Runners of the FOX network, and are (in)famous for their use of Cutaway Gags in their show, and are willing to (and will) target literally every subject under the sun and even willing to offend. Even though their show was cancelled twice, this still hasn't stopped it from being uncancelled twice, and still continues to make us laugh and cry as of this typing.
  • While their history is easy to detail, their ascension, on the other hand... is rather complicated, to say the least. When word about the entire family ascending came out, most of the GUAG panicked because of how Khaled threatened retaliation if they ascended, due to them featuring a gag involving Muhammad. To make a long story short, they eventually ascended, but not without consequences, as the Pantheon was left with a massive fallout that left several building undergoing major repairs.
• Upon ascended, the first thing they noticed is the Simpsons greeting them. While they did arrive to Springfield due to unfortunate circumstances in their home, and caused quite the ruckus over there, they eventually put down the differences, but their relationship, while performing great, has issues:
  • Homer Simpson didn't initially get along well with Peter due to certain trademark issues involving beer and a chicken fight, but they eventually resolved their differences though they resolved to not contact each other for a while.
  • Bart doesn't get along well with Stewie Griffin, especially after he crossed the line with his dark prank call. Stewie says that Bart is a weakling pretending to be cool, but rumors have it that he may have a romantic inkling towards the spiky haired boy.
  • Lisa pities Meg for what she went through, and helped her find a passion with her saxophone, though this didn't last long due to Peter throwing it away. It still somehow appeared in her room, however.
• Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Kyle Broflovski appreciate the show due to its black humor and their cutaway gags being absolutely great to them. The same cannot be said for Eric Cartman, on the other hand, as his disgust for the show caused him to go to the FOX Network studio building and even attempted to convince the executives to cancel the show. And during their ascension, he even attempted to persuade the ones who worked on their ascension to stop it via threatening their lives. Suffice to say, he's banned from their temple unless he's around Stewie.
• The whole family was heavily involved in Si Ivagunner Reboot event, in which their theme replaced The Flintstones theme alongside The Simpsons, though Peter was the most involved compared to them, as he basically served The Voice Inside Chad Warden's Head as a living bomb. Outside of that, however, most of them have since refused to talk about it, though Chad Warden's opinion of them was simply "funny moments, my ass".
• Brian and Stewie often go on very weird and bizarre adventures involving various locations, most notably during the North Pole. During their adventures to the North Pole, while Stewie was initially wanting to kill Santa for disrespecting him, but while they found out he exists along with his workshop, the sheer amount of greed humanity had in their world caused Santa and his workshop to be overworked, causing Stewie to change his mind. Fortunately, after a initially disastrous attempt to deliver presents, both Brian and Stewie manage to reveal the horrific state of Santa's Workshop and convinced everyone to take one present a year and no more than that, and the following Christmas, not only everyone in Quahog had a Merry Christmas, but also drastically improved Santa's Workshop via improved conditions. As a result, both Brian and Stewie have obtained unanimous approval from both Santa and those associated and helped save Christmas.
• The entire family has made an opposition formed by Walt Disney due to recurring jokes against him and his company. In a bit of irony though, since 2019 they're actually owned by The Walt Disney Company due to them buying out FOX, which the family found very funny.
• The subject of time travel is a rather very messy subject to Brian and Stewie, who have been involved with it multiple times. Some examples include:
  • Mort mistaking Stewie's time machine for a toilet stall, resulting in both Brian and Stewie having to rescue him from Adolf Hitler's force, as he was transported to the beginning of World War II.
  • Attempting to stop Bertram from erasing Stewie's Famous Ancestor, Leonardo Da Vinci (yes, THAT Da Vinci), and in turn, preventing his erasure from existence. Unfortunately, this failed, but Stewie managed to successfully perform a last-ditch attempt at preventing his erasure by using Bertram's DNA into Da Vinci's girlfriend. For this reason, Stewie is under consideration to be promoted to an Overdeity, since the aforementioned have events revealed that he was the one who created his own universe, which in turn would create him. A rule has been put up that says that no one can go back in time and cause something that would prevent him from doing so. Nobody wants the end of a universe... Unless they're the GUAD, that is.
  • Brian ignored Stewie's warnings on altering the past and decided to stop the September 11 attacks by preventing the attack on the Twin Towers, resulting in George W. Bush losing the election due to being unable to take advantage of a national tragedy and him causing the Southern States to secede from the United States again, causing an Second American Civil War which resulted in the east coast, Quahog included, getting nuked. Eventually, after a massive mess in an attempt to fix the timeline including Brian somehow becoming the author of the Harry Potter series thanks to somewhat altering the past again, this resulted in massive amount of Stewies and Brians arguing with each other when it came to the past. Eventually, one of the Stewies held a vote whether to allow 9/11 to pass or not. The result was that 9/11 was to pass, and all Brians and Stewies headed back to their timelines without causing any damage to the past, but not before one of them downright preventing them from going to the past by shooting one of the Brians' leg, forcing them to go back to their timeline. Yeah, it Makes Just as Much Sense in Context.
  • Brian using Stewie's time machine to pick up women, and later attempting to erase evidence of his usage, but ended up reversing time to the point of nearly reversing Stewie's birth, though thankfully, the damage was undone before things got worse.
  • For these reasons, most of the Pantheonic Time Police are required to carefully watch them, as their antics could easily lead to massive chaos across multiple timelines.
• Peter:
  • He was once part of a group called the "Four Peters", which was an Capella singing group comprised of him and 3 other strikingly similar people. While most of the group's performances remain unknown, a recording was found which saw them performing "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" at a theater. This discovery led to even more of their performances being found, such as this.
  • It's never usually advised to have him drive a car or even pilot an aircraft vehicle most of the time, because whenever that happens, he tends to crash the car or aircraft. When asked how he usually affords such vehicles such as the Peter-Copter and the Hinden-Peter, he revealed that he usually gets them from Bank Robberies and leaving no witnesses alive. Because of this, he found some work as a gunman with Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips, and Franklin Clinton, though they were informed to never allow him to become a getaway driver, for obvious reasons.
• Lois:
  • For some reason, during a visit to the barber shop, at one point her hair suddenly turned blonde for some reason and was vocally much softer during that period. She isn't able to provide an explanation of this and insisted that she always had orange-reddish hair.
  • Doesn't really like to talk about the prank she pulled during high school where she basically humiliated a fat girl, who would later become a news reporter and attempted to expose her through an porno film she made back then. To be honest, Lois did basically deserve it for what she did to her, but the fact that the news reporter went that far to humiliate her, along with the fact that it can be easily forgotten. She prefers to stay out of the house of Sources of Information for this reason.
• Brian:
  • Brian's relationship with Quagmire... is strained, to say the least. For starters, it first grew when Quagmire downright hated his mere existence, but after multiple attempts at annoying, Brian decided to fight back by conning him out of a great home, which caused them to become mutual enemies at that point. It eventually escalated when Brian heard that Quagmire was rumored to responsible for his first death by ramming him with a car (though to be fair, he didn't notice him) and never had any sympathy for him, deciding to watch a Red Sox baseball game at Brian's first funeral, which only worsened tensions between them. Fortunately, their relationship improved around the time an incident regarding Quagmire's cat cafe happened, though time will tell if this sticks or not.
  • In spite of being an Atheist, he is surprisingly more relaxed than what you normally expect of him, and he does actually state his reason for not believing in gods (which is ironic, considering that he is technically one in the Trope Pantheons), though that might having to do back when he wasn't an Atheist back then. The only time when he gets significantly grumpy is if one is willing to preach out loud their religious beliefs and derides his Atheist views, especially when it involves Book Burning. That being said, he knows better than to downright commit suicide with expressing his statements at YHVH, considering what happens to those who dare defame YHVH.
• Chris:
  • Due to being autistic, Symmetra thought she would relate to another person with her condition. Instead, she found a idiotic son who she had to take care of whenever his family was doing some ever more idiotic schemes, much to her annoyance, not being helped by the fact that tends to perform chaotic acts that makes Lucio's look lawful in comparison.
• Stewie:
  • Many gods are wary of how nasty a temper Stewie has. Most of them have decided not to keep promises with him, and those who haven't have made sure to hold up their end of the deal, lest they want this to happen. This has allowed him to make good friends with Roger, who approves of his methods of getting back, and while he is still friends with Cartman, the situation regarding the incident at FOX Network has caused that relationship to falter a bit with him, to the point where Cartman is trying to withhold his grudge against the Family Guy universe whenever he's around with him.
  • Whenever he wants something out of someone, he does this until they give in.
  • Bruce Banner is confused as to why Stewie has imitated him.
  • His head is often mistaken for a football by some, and because of this, he tends to avoid the house of Sports less he get kicked out both meaningfully and physically.
  • Often throws sexy parties when he's in a good mood, though he doesn't invite anybody to them.
  • About half of the Pantheon can completely understand what Stewie is saying. The other half can't understand him at all.
• Meg:
  • Meg often finds herself not really that different at all with Lelouch, given that both of them are basically anchors for their respective groups by being the brunt of most of their sufferings, though Meg finds it much harsher with him because he essentially got the whole world to unite by using himself as the common enemy his world needed to face against.
  • She's also pitied by Squidward Tentacles, who often feels similar to her situation in that she was also the butt of many jokes without remorse, with rarely a chance that she gets to shine.

King Hippo

King Hippo, God of Underwear-Based Comedy

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His crown
• Theme Song: His rendition of the Punch-Out! theme
• Alignment: True Neutral (Sometimes Neutral Evil)
• Portfolio: Ambiguously Human, Attack Its Weakpoint, Big Eater, Gonk, Mighty Glacier, Stout Strength, The Unintelligible, Wild Samoan
• Domains: Royalty, Big Size, Food, Islands, Bosses
• Allies: Lord Fredrik, Mother Brain, The Rock, The Usos
• Rivals:
  • Boxers: All ascended boxers from the W.V.B.A., Ippo Makunouchi, Joe Yabuki, Dudley, Balrog
  • Other rivals: All Big Eaters in the pantheon, especially Kirby and King Dedede, Edmond Honda, Rufus
• Enemies: Pit, Megaman, Stitches
• On good terms with: Lilo and Stitch
• King Hippo is the ruler of the Hippo islands, a place located in the South Pacific where he spends his day eating large amounts of food and sleeping. He is also a boxer, and feared because of his tremendous size and strength. Because of his large size, King Hippo easily took the title for himself.
• While Hippo is a really tough opponent, he has a huge weakpoint that holds him back. If you hit him in the mouth when he opens it his pants will fall down and then you can lay down a beating on him. And if he falls he is not getting back up.
  • Sometimes carries a manhole on his belly to avoid being hit. More often than not, it tends to fall off and hurt him.
• Many wonder if he is actually a human being or just an actual Hippo, given that he doesn't talk outside of grunts and roars.
• His title used to belong to Lord Fredrik, until the latter dropped it and got a new one, allowing Hippo to get a spot. They seem to be on really good terms, especially when DK himself has fought in W.V.B.A. as well. making Fredrik take interest in sabotaging one of his matches.
• Because of his Samoan descent, King Hippo ended up befriending the Rock and the Usos. While he doesn't quite wrestle, he is interested in taking part
• Hippo can be usually found in the House of Food eating whatever he likes. He is also a frequent participant of the Gourmet Race, but he has faced a though competition there. He especially has some sort of rivalry with Kirby and King Dedede.
• Because of his background, he was interested in meeting fellow islanders just like him. He seems to get along with Lilo and Stitch, and even lost a boxing match to the latter once.
• Sometimes, King Hippo has been claimed to be an evil boxer in another realm and a henchman of Mother Brain no less. While he really doesn't remember all that well, he doesn't get along very well with Megamen and Pit.
  • He has a somewhat normal relationship with Mother Brain, but they tend to ignore each other most of the time.
• Hippo wants to become the strongest fat fighter in the pantheon and that's why he has decided to challenge others like E. Honda and Rufus to see who is the best.
  • However, he is not very fond of Stitches. Besides the abomination trying to be friends with the King, he doesn't like that he keeps eating his food and leaving a mess in his temple.
• Whatever you do, don't touch his crown. You might make him angry and he will promply punish you.

Laetitia

Laetitia, Goddess of Deadly Pranks (A Wee Witch, O-01-67, a good girl who did nothing wrong in her life)

• Lesser Goddess (HE-class)
• Symbol: Her gifts, red hearts open just enough to reveal multiple eyes within its contents.
• Theme Song: Abnormality First Warning (LOR ver.)
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Creepy doll-like child, Coming off as oddly cute, Red lazy eyes, Deadly Pranks involving her friends, Marionette Motion, Ominous Music Box Tune, Possibly robotic, Hates Being Alone
• Domains: Children, Gifts, Monsters
• Herald: Wee Witch's Friends and Gift Wrapped Friends
• Friends: Arachne, Muffet, The Puppet
• Rivals^note they don't seem to reciprocate, though...: Satoko Houjou, Mion and Shion Sonozaki, Bart Simpson, Tomo Takino, Pinkie Pie, Fred and George Weasley
• Meanies: SCP-1048, The Xenomorph Drone, Aya Drevis
• Avoided by (they can potentially be friends too, though): Suigintou, Suiseiseki and Souseiseki
• Finds quite odd: Alfred Drevis, Monika Drevis
• From a land far, far away comes Laetitia, an odd little girl. She willingly came to the Lobotomy Corporation to bring joy to such a gloomy place. After all, what's the fun in a place where no-one laughs smiles? And dear Laetitia loves laughters where she's from. Alas, as with all Abnormalities there's a catch. You see, her gifts are actually pranks. The secret to her gifts revolves around her "friends". Laetitia couldn't easily take her many friends with her to the Corporation, but rather than leave them behind this wee little witch chose to wrap them up as a surprise, but she doesn't anyone to know that, though! The idea is that they'll laugh about it when all is said in done, but her pranks involve her friends bursting out of peoples bodies. This little lady seeks to make new friends and is committed to bringing to cheer to the facility and won't leave until that happens, even as the company goes under due to internal conflict and a vast deadly library is established in its place.
• The wee witch quietly made her way to the Pantheon. She knew not of what it was about at first, only that it was as odd as the facility and library she once stayed that. Certainly, it admittedly wasn't as miserable, but she feels like there's still room for growth! So the little lady got to work into making all sorts of gifts for. It's a big world so it's a little daunting, especially for someone a bit shy like herself, but she's determined to make all sorts of new friends with her heartfelt gifts.
  Laetitia: When you open the gift, you’ll be surprised, like 'WHOA!'
• Laetitia was pleased to hear there were other pranksters like her in the Pantheon. And there's so many of them! Wanting to blow their socks off, she worked real hard in making many, many gifts to give to them. When morning arrived she had already forwarded her stuff to Satoko Houjou, Sonozaki siblings, Bart Simpson, Tomo Takino, Pinkie Pie, Fred and George Weasley onto their doorsteps. She made an extra by mistake so she ended up handing it to Kenny McCormick. The recipients didn't know what to make of them at first for Laetitia was too shy to give them in-person (plus it was still kind of late, and knocking then would be quite rude). Then A Wee Witch's Friend burst from Kenny's body ripping apart his abdomen and scurried off to sow terror elsewhere. Certainly, their socks were indeed blown off. Laetitia hopes to keep things sporting from here on out.
  Laetitia: How was my prank? It was fun, wasn’t it? Your face says so!
• She spends her time in the House of Arthropods as that's where many of her friends gather. In fact, she has set up a little workshop there to prepare her little pranks. Some of them can even be found walking around as human-shaped gifts. Laetitia here thinks they can be. They even help her hand out her presents. Ain't that sweet? Too bad her other friends get especially feisty around those with her gifts, but she's sure they'll get along in the end.
  • While working on more pranks she noticed her friends scurrying off to other parts of the House. She didn't want them becoming a bother for the local residents so she took to going after them. Luckily, they didn't cause too much of a fuss for Arachne and ended up becoming friends with her anyways. Sometimes, Laetitia lets them help out with the gift-making, but don't tell anyone else that. What's more, they introduced her to Muffet and the little miss got along pretty well with her too. She quite likes her bakery treats, usually taking at least three each day, and thinks her reasons to raise money is such a nice thing to do.
• Though a prankster with a truly skewed view on the consequences of her gifts she finds SCP-1048 quite mean for her tastes, even as a fellow prankster. It was a shame, because he acted so nice before and it looked like he could become another friend of hers. Alas, his jokes are far too mean-spirited for anyone to enjoy them, and didn't appreciate him hurting her friends for his amusement involving his family. And though the Xenomorph works a bit similarly to her friends in terms of suprises it doesn't get along with her circle at all. Not one bit. It and the bear-guy might be the biggest meanies she had the displeasure of meeting.
  Laetitia: Friends don’t fight each other. Nopers!
• Finds the existence of a House dedicated to Laughter a wonderful thing but finds the idea of visiting it a bit daunting. I mean, think of all the many different types of folk who partake in laughter! Who wouldn't be intimidated by that? To prepare for this, she has been preparing a super-duper-uber-mega special present for when she musters up the courage to go there one day. She'll give it, it opens up, they all laugh, and they can be her friend.
• Much of Laetitia can be seen as quite puppet-like in nature. The cute clothes befitting a doll, skin as perfectly pale as porcelain, the red lazy eyes, robotic-like movements... she's accompanied by a music box track! It's quite unnerving, even with the perception filter in place, though many admit it does circle back to being cute. At one point did the little girl meet a Puppet involved with the Fazbear franchise and got along with it as it seemed like a swell friend to be around. Half of the time spent together is the two making a very special gift that the Puppet wants to give to a certain person in the Pantheon. She doesn't really get what the Puppet is hinting at, but Laetitia doesn't want to ask. That would ruin the surprise, after all, and they've been working so hard on this project of theirs.
  • As for other dolls there lies Suigintou, Suiseiseki and Souseiseki. The wee miss figured they would be easy to befriend given they both share a similar taste in fashion but it wasn't meant to be. They seem to make an effort to avoid her at all times. Is it because of her pranks? But Laetitia doesn't see anything wrong with them. Maybe it's a little unexpected, but it's just cute suprises that's all. Perhaps she'll give them secretly and they'll see her way of thinking, the first of which going to Suigintou. The wee witch thinks she could lighten up a bit. And Suiseiseki should be able to explain it clearly, being yet another prankster. They'll stop hating her, and then they'll all laugh about it, and then they can even be friends right after.
• With the ascension of Lobotomy Corporation, a new cell has been made for Laetitia, though given her new companions, she's still allowed to go out on occasion. Agents assigned to Laetitia are instructed to only associate with her and to stay nearby. At least they can switch out at the end of the day without fear of her "Gift" bursting from within.
• All Abnormalities have acquirable E.G.O equipment and Laetitia is no different. Among the three categories of equipment are weapons and for some reason hers is one of the few which takes the form of an actual firearm (pewpew!). In fact, the witch's weapons is straight up a shotgun. This has made some of the people jokingly ask if she's "packing heat" or something along those lines, whatever that means.
  • The other E.G.O. equipment for the record are a pink suit (that confers decent protection to the mind and body, but leave them more vulnerable to PALE damage), and a hat like her own but with a bell that grants extra mental fortitude. And with L Corp in the Pantheon, they are available to acquire.
• For some reason, Aya Drevis is quite apprehensive towards her, something about not liking dolls after what happened with her father. Laetitia here tried to give a gift of good will through Maria, Aya's housemaid, but they both got rid of it and Aya went around bringing harm to her friends. Could believe that? How rude. But speaking of her father, maybe it's something with her family. Aren't families usually pretty happy? Things seem quite tense with Alfred and Monika Drevis. But Alfred wants to turn Aya into a doll, something like her apparently, and there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with that. But Monika wants Aya to grow up to be like her father, which is also looks quite benign but her husband is vehemently against that. It's all so confusing...
• One time, she was driven to McDonald's by the Forsaken Murderer alongside Child of the Galaxy and Scorched Girl at their request. They are sincerely thankful for the Forsaken Murderer as it was very tasty! She hopes to one day become proper friends with Ronald McDonald because of this. Hm? How did she and the gang manage to find a functional McDonalds? Ask mister Forsaken. He drove them, after all.
• What’s inside the gift? That’s a secret! It’s boring to spoil it.

The Red Guy

Alright, who's ne-

"Hello, It's me, (Insert Name Here)!"

The Red Guy, God of Butt Jokes (Ben Panced, Dr. Laxslax, Officer Hiney, Major Wedgie, The List Goes On)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His own Ass
• Alignment: Varies somewhat; He usually settles for Chaotic Evil, but occationally he lands on Neutral or even Good.
• Portifolio: Ass Jokes Galore, Might Be The Devil (And In That Case, Not A Very Good One), Jerkass With Some Softer Moments, Names That Are Butt Puns, Campy Demons, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS RANDOMLY
• Varying Relationship: Cow and Chicken
• Allies: HIM, Pony Island's Satan, The Devil Of Inkwell Isles
• Enemies: The Powerpuff Girls, Phoenix Wright, Billy Kane
• Annoys: Barbie, Mona, Foxy, Huckleberry Hound, the Doomslayer, the Hall of Demons
• Good Friends With: Glitchy's Mario
• Annoyed By: Beavis and Butt-head
• Thought Cow and Chicken were weird? Well, they are, but still, you ain't seen nothing yet. One reoccurring character is The Red Guy, a strange, Devil-like figure who assumes different identities (Sometimes not even bothering to do that) and harass the duo endlessly, and is still as much of a Butt-Monkey, if not more, as the duo is. One such notable thing is that he's constantly naked, leaving his distractingly notable Ass exposed, something he loves to call attention towards. Even when he's disguised, he never wears any pants. That, combined with his... general demeanor, makes him quite the memorable character.
• It was a quiet day in the Pantheon, with everyone just minding their own business, living life to the fullest. And then everybody's pants exploded. Soon, many Gods were left pants less, causing much chaos and panic throughout the Pantheon. It took a surprisingly long while to calm everyone down, and when they were, an investigation was in order. It didn't take long to find the culprit- the victims had just bought new pants from the new Pants Store, just an hour before the Incident happened. And sure enough, the owner, a Devil-like figure, was laughing his Ass off when they got there, just in time for him to realize what was about to ensue. When the beating was over, he, The Red Guy as some called him, was hauled to The Court Of The Gods, where, after 15 minutes of butt jokes and SUDDEN SCREAMING from Red, they decided to give him the title of Butt Jokes, but not before making him promise not to do something like that again.
• His relationship with Cow and Chicken, who he shares a universe with, tends to change. Generally, he's antagonistic towards them, even attempting to kill them at times, but there are times when he's either neutral to them, or outright friendly with the two. Cow and Chicken, though mostly Chicken, tend to avoid him in general, which, considering his behavior, can you really blame them?
  • The main reason why his relationship with the two varies so much is because he has a habit of changing not only his job, but also his identity, with nobody ever realizing that the red, devilish figure is the same guy that keeps dicking around with them. He even seems to be able to clone himself at times just to fill multiple roles. As one would expect from his appearance, one of said roles is that of The Devil, with the typical deals and offers that this entails. While the gods of The Pantheon aren't nearly as fooled as his original victims are, he still somehow finds himself having a job.
• If anyone is wondering how he discovered The Pantheon, he was actually the former High Priest for HIM, another campy demon, though HIM is undoubtably more dangerous and evil than Red. Nonetheless, the two get along great, often hanging out with each other on their spare times. There has been times when Red was genuinly spooked by how evil HIM could get, such as the Bad Future he caused once, but that wasn't enough to call off their friendship. It's also given him a new target of mockery in the form of The Powerpuff Girls, and as such can be seen messing with the girls on occasion, much to their annoyance.
• Other than HIM, he's not very popular with the House of Demons, thanks to them thinking that his general oddball antics give them a bad name, again a notion that's not too far off. Hasn't stopped Red from trying to sneak into the house multiple times, much to the higher ranking demons fustration. He dosen't even really care about being in the house, he just finds their fustration funny.
  • Speaking of demons, the bane of all demons, The Doomslayer, inevetibly found out about there being yet another ascended devil, and initially set out to slay the new god, figuring that he was dangerous. Meanwhile, Red was busy acting as an Ice Cream Man while bouncing around on his butt for basically no reason. By the time the Slayer found him, one look at the Red Guy was all it took to convince the Slayer that killing him wasn't worth it, figuring that he was basically harmless, and left. Hasn't stopped Red from harassing the Slayer as well afterwards, the Slayer often dealing with him by simply just ignoring him.
• Thanks to New Jobs As The Plot Demands, he often finds himself working alongside other gods with the same job mentality, to their fustration. Such jobs and coworkers include working as a hairdresser with Barbie, delivering pizza with Mona, acting as a traffic cop alongside Foxy, and being a zookeeper working with Huckleberry Hound. All of them had complained that Red only made their respective jobs harder (Mona's job somehow ended with a pissed off Melkor blowing up Mona's Pizza), with Barbie in particular pointing out that Red didn't even have a job application, he just showed up one day and nobody but them questioned it.
• As mentioned before, one role he likes to play is that of The Devil, offering deals and trying to tempt others to commits sins, such as Smoking. While he isn't exactly as subtle as the usual devilish dealmaker, there nonetheless a good few times where he was close to claiming himself some souls. This trait has gotten him on the good side of The Devil of Inkwell Isles, who thought having another dealmaker on his side could be useful for the times he himself isn't available.
  • Regarding the smoking bit, it managed to get on the nerves of one Billy Kane, someone who is completely against smoking and is willing to beat the crap outta Red if he ever sees him. Reds reaction? To offer him a cigarette when they first properly met. It took a few days for the hole in Reds face to heal, but he thought it was Worth It.
• Famous lawyer Phoenix Wright was not amused that The Red Guy had once took on the role of a lawyer, thinking that a man impersonating one was a serious crime worthy of court. In response, the demon took it to court, setting up a Kangaroo Court consisting of himself as both the Attorney, Judge and Jury, just to mess with Phoenix. Despite the blatant rigging, Phoenix was not only able to prove himself not guilty, but also turn Red's own clones on him, handily winning the case in the end. While it doesn't stop Red from gaining a grudge on the guy, even he has to admit that the whole thing was impressive.
• If there's one (Er, two) thing(s) that get on his nerves since ascending, it's the immature duo Beavis and Butt-Head, who naturally found the nude demon to be hilarious and follow him around. At first, Red just thought this was amusing, but after about 2 hours of laughter from them, they started to get annoying for him. He has occasionally used this fascination to manipulate them into doing his dirty work when in a good mood, but otherwise he just tries to stay clear of them.
• Has found an unlikely friend in Glitchy's Mario, a equally chaotic being fond of stripping at a moments notice. Seeing how Red's fully aware of how uncomfortable people are around the both of them, he quickly befriended the demented plumber for the simple purpose of trolling. The two can usually be seen either A. Dancing naked; B. Sleeping naked; or C. Somehow dancing naked while sleeping naked. As for Glitchy himself, he's admitted that Red was honestly less of a headache to deal with than Mario for the most part.
• One day, while perusing the Gaming house, he came across Pony Island, a game said to be made by Lucifer himself. After playing the game and realizing how much of a piece of crap it is, he decided to contact Lucifer and offered to help with his game, having experience with games that trap you in (As well as genuinely pitying the poor guy over how poorly made in general the game was). Lucifer accepted the help, and afterwards Red can sometimes be seen conversing and giving tips to the game and its creator. First tip he gave: Make sure the power outlet is far away from the players. Trust him, he learned that the hard way.

Demigods

Lennie Briscoe

Leonard W. "Lennie" Briscoe, Divine Speaker of Evil Lawyer Jokes

• Theme Song: The Law and Order Theme
• Demigod
• Symbol: His badge
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Master of the Quip to Black, Cool Old Guy, The Alcoholic, Papa Wolf, Sherlock Scan, Known Only by Their Nickname, ultimately The Character Died with Him
• Domains: Law, Good, Protection, Guns
• Heralds: Detective(s) Michael "Mike" Logan, Reynaldo "Rey" Curtis and Edward "Ed" Green (his former partners).
• Allies: Jack McCoy and Adam Schiff, Phoenix Wright, Judge Dredd, Gil Grissom, Horatio Caine, Christy and Bonnie Plunckett, Captain Holt
• Enemies: Manfred von Karma, All evil deities in the House of Crime and Transgressions, especially Jack the Ripper
• Headbutting Heroes with: John Luther, Gene Hunt
• The folks over at the world of Law & Order were one of the earliest entries into the Pantheon. Lennie and Jack Mc-Coy, together with Phoenix Wright helped make up the court system in the House of Justice. Despite their influence, their clergy did not have nearly as much influence as the Crusading Lawyer did. As the Pantheon grew, their presence continued their retreat until the two simply disappeared. Phoenix Wright hoped that he could bring them back someday. Years later he got his chance. Dr. Grissom and detective Caine both agreed to make their case for the man's return. When the Court of the Gods appeared nonplussed at bringing him back, Lennie made a Lawyer joke that sent the entire courtroom bursting with laughter. In fact, it was good enough for the House of Quirks to open up a spot for him in the Pantheon. Thus the detective was able to regain his divinity.
  • Calls Phoenix Wright "the only lawyer worth a damn." Despite his animosity towards defense attorneys, Briscoe knows that Wright only defends those who are truly innocent unless threatened. His attitude has changed somewhat with the addition of more good-aligned lawyers.
  • It was inevitable that he would butt heads with Manfred von Karma. What makes things more infuriating to him is that the Amoral Attorney is a prosecutor who would stop at nothing to send his defendant in jail, even if they were truly innocent. Lennie only has unkind words to someone who bends the law just to keep his perfect record.
  • Was met with Horatio Caine, a follower of his when Briscoe held the title for Quip to Black. Before the Miami man popularized the quirk, it was the New Yorker that started the trend for others to follow. Nevertheless, he felt that the redhead was a worthy successor for the title and thanked the fellow detective in bringing him back.
  • Judge Dredd did a good job hiding his pleasure in Briscoe's return. He felt Briscoe was one of his hardest working officers, seeing too it that criminals aren't just captured but also properly indicted, charged and sentenced.
  • Things were more rocky when he tried to work with John Luther. The detective has a tendency of using more questionable methods to get his man. This is especially difficult given how often villainous lawyers are able to throw out cases due to this. Lennie has always been a By-the-Book Cop and his coozy relationship with the lines of Rosco disturbs him, even if they make a pretty good team. There is speculation that the two may well be in the same universe since Luther knows about JOhn Munch. Neither detective is interested in delving deeper.
  • Is less cozy with the likes of Gene Hunt than he used to. In the beginning, they would have probably enjoyed exchanging jokes at the expense of Italians and Latinos. Briscoe has since moved away from such jokes.
• It's obvious that Briscoe isn't liked in the House of Crime, but his show did have a big bit of influence on the genre. It doesn't matter what kind of crime he investigates, it always seemed to involve a dead body. This has annoyed Jack the Ripper over the decades with how often Briscoe's team manage to stumble upon the work of his followers, even unintentionally. It has become a bigger problem when other investigators followed suit.
• Is never far away without his trusty revolver, even those those weapons have been out of service of the police force for decades. Coincidentally, there isn't a deity based on that sort of weapon. He hopes to find someone worthy of the name.
  • Captain Holt commended the detective for his tastes in weaponry. The two compare revolvers all the time in their coffee breaks.
• Had a rather destructive bout of alcoholism that led to the death of a loved one. This convinced him to go to AA. In the Pantheon, those services are led by the Pluncketts. They may not be the most stable of families, but both are committed to help the detective get out of his funk for as long as it takes.
• Unfortunately, his avatar died of cancer, and he would fall along with him. The Pantheon made a heartwarming tribute to his permanent stay. While he is sad to see his original show gone, he is satsfied with the longeviety of its original successor.

The Ooga Booga

Alright, who is nex- OOGA BOOGA!

Ooga Booga, Spooky Harbinger of Screamer Pranks (Ooga Booga Witch/Hag)

• Demigoddess
• Symbol: Her face
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Composite Character, Insane Proprietor, Limited Animation, Overused Running Gag, No Indoor Voice, Ran over after trying to scare someone in a car and sent to the hospital, Troll
• Domains: Pranks, Screaming, Spookiness, Fear, Merch
• Superior: Sr. Pelo
• Allies: Skid and Pump, Spooky, Crazy Dave, Eustace Bagge, Ao Oni
• Enemies: Pazuzu, Mickey Mouse, Luigi, The Boos, Courage the Cowardly Dog
• Have you ever been minding your business and suddenly, a seemingly undead and creepy lady jumps out of nowhere and scares the bejeezus out of you? Well, this is basically the MO of this deity, the Ooga Booga. She is supposed to be a witch that goes around her town and scares people for the fun of it, even having movies made by her. The Ooga Booga's nature as a loud and sudden image allowed her to become the representative of thet trope, even if many don't actually find her that scary.
• Many say that she wasn't really chosen to ascend, she was just here being a general nuisance to random deities who on occassion would get jumped by the Ooga Booga and be victim to her usual antics. So to raise awareness of her rather annoying habits, the court of gods tossed a random title they thought it would never get used and gave it to the Ooga Booga and ever since, her "reign of terror" ended, though she still ambushes people from time to time.
• Doesn't have many friends, probably because she tends to scare them away with her weird behavior (and the fact that she goes OOGA BOOGA everytime she interacts with someone) but she is still on friendly terms with Skid and Pump who are happy to hang out with her and find her screams very spooky. They have been trying to get her to make other friends but she just keep messing up by trying to scare them away.
• Given the clear resemblance to Regan MacNeil, Pazuzu is certainly not happy with the existance of Ooga Booga and how she basically made him into a joke. Pazuzu has tried to kill her or actually posses her body but she is pretty slippery and hard to catch.
• She actually likes to sell merchandise for her franchise, be it plushies or shirts, the Ooga Booga will try her best to get you to buy her products at a good price. And if you don't get them, she'll go to your house!
  (*Knock Knock*)
  Mokey: Yeeeees, who is it?
  Witch:OOGA BOOGA!
  • This business model did net her a friend, the equally insane Crazy Dave who also knows a thing or two about scaring people. At first he thought she was a zombie but warmed up to her after noticing that she wasn't trying to eat his brain. Too bad his plants shoot the Ooga Booga on sight given her close resemblance to the undead.
• She likes to prey on the scaredy cats of the Pantheon, with her favourite victims being Courage and Luigi. Courage especially dislikes her given how her OOGA BOOGA is so similar to what Eustace does to him and worse, she somehow became friends with Eustace just because he just found it amusing that Courage gets so worked up about the silly witch.
  • Luigi eventually learned to weaponize the Ooga Booga whenever he has to go ghost hunting as he can sometime use the OOGA BOOGA to scare the Boos away. The latter group are also often terrorized by the witch themselves and surprisingly effective at keeping them at bay.
• The Ooga Booga was given a restraining order so she would stop bothering Mickey Mouse, who she keeps confusing for Mokey Mouse and she still thinks he hasnt bought the merch she was advertising on TV the other day. Unfortunately, warrants do little to prevent her getting close to the mouse and spooking him.
• Spooky found her the perfect replacement for Specimen 1 and inducted the Ooga Booga to her Haunted Mansion in order to test her lethality. Surprising she managed to kill 8 people with just her OOGA BOOGA but as usual, she is only effective against those with heart conditions.
• While much more dangerous, the Oni is surprisingly fond of the Ooga Booga given that they employ similar methods. In fact, ever since their unlikely partnership, a lot of deities have dissapeared around the Onis' perimeter and sightings of the Ooga Booga were reported, implying that she merely acts as a distraction for the Oni to surprise attack its victims.
• A lot of people think she is related to the Troll Face. When asked, she just screams OOGA BOOGA at the one asking the question. (What did you expect?)
• After a lengthy stay in the hospital, she has tried to avoid scaring people in the middle of an empty road. Cars are said to be a good deterrent against her and while it won't kill her, she will spend several days in the hospital anyway.

"OOGA BOOGA! HAHA YOU JUST GOT SPOOKED! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Quasideities

Annoying Orange

Orange, Fruit God of Laughing at Your Own Jokes (The Annoying Orange)

"Hey! Hey, Troper! Hey Troper, hey!"

• Quasideity at default but somehow goes higher depending on the situation.
• Symbol: A knife
• Theme Song: Orange Theme Song, He Will Mock You, WATCH ME (WHIP/NYA NYA), ORANGE NYA NYA STYLE... a few others that would have the listener be Driven to Suicide.
• Alignment: True Neutral with some hints of Chaotic Good.
• Portfolio: Animated Actors, Only One Name, Annoying Laugh, Gasshole, Puns, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, The Nicknamer, Troll
• Domains: Fruit, Murder, Jokes, Laughter
• High Priest: Lawrence Curls/Moe
• Heralds: Pear, Midget Apple, Grapefruit, Marshmallow, Passion Fruit, Grandpa Lemon
• Allies: Cartman, Steve?, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Yukiko Amagi, Nagito Komaeda, Kokichi Oma, Wander, Doctor Screwball
• Rivals: Excalibur
• Enemies: John Kramer/Jigsaw, Kirby, King Dedede, Freddy Fazbear Pizzaria Animatronics, Springtrap, Baldi, Endermen, Creepers, The Wither, Lord Fuse, Benson, Squidward Tentacles, Lady Gaga, Killer Tomatoes
• Annoys: Do we even need to say everyone by this point?
• Opposed by: Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, Jeremiah Gottwald
• Unwitting Pawn of: Yuuki Terumi
• Conflicting Opinion from: Lain Iwakura
• Banned from: House of Musicality
• At the dawn of The Internet, there were very few who could be said to heralded as pioneers of internet content we know today. The Angry Video Game Nerd, Tay Zonday, Charlie the Unicorn—while their contributions may be taken for granted now, those fans who saw them will never forget what joys they brought to them when videos were still stuck in a resolution that forced people’s eyes to degrade. However, there were a few content creators that most people look back not so fondly towards. The poster fruit for these creators being Orange, otherwise called by everybody the Annoying Orange. What started as just a humorous video passed around somehow spiraled into a Cash-Cow Franchise that had Orange annoy every conceivable thing imaginable, make a bunch of song parodies that were really grating, and even a show on Cartoon Network! You can say people had an about face regarding the idea of that they can make money off of videos thanks to him. Alas, those who found Orange hilarious grew to despise the fruit, and like the wind, Orange was retired after—WAIT, YOU MEAN HE’S STILL AROUND?!
  Orange: Hey, Pantheon! Orange you glad I’m here? NYAHAHA!
• Was ascended when people found out he wasn’t metaphorically buried after rights disputes put him on ice so to speak. In his temple, Orange still makes horrible puns with his fruit buddies, making anyone within earshot want to claw their ears out. And if that wasn’t bad enough, with the Pantheon being so expansive they go around the place to make sure Hilarity Ensues whether anybody would want them to join their antics or not.
• Nobody knows how or why, but Orange is a Karma Houdini of the highest order. No matter how many misadventures or extremely dangerous situations he finds himself in, he comes out unscathed, with (fatal) misfortune visiting the individual (usually of the fruit or vegetable persuasion) who’s fed up with him. When people start yelling at him, he usually tries warning them of a certain impending doom (usually a knife), but his warnings fall on deaf fruity ears. People wonder if these aspects should elevate his rank but even the Court of the Gods don’t want to deal with him, no matter how many complaints they hear.
• There are very few people who tolerate him. Like, so few that besides Orange’s fruit inner circle nobody is willing to hang out with him. Being unaware of being annoying to others themselves, Spongebob and Patrick enjoy hanging out with Orange, especially the latter since Spongebob knows when he can have enough. Yukiko Amagi actually finds Orange’s jokes a riot shockingly enough. Though to fair to Yukiko, she has not hung out with Orange long enough to find him extremely grating.
  • Another person he’s friends with is Wander, who does not see why everybody steers clear of the fruit. In fact, Wander thinks Orange’s attempts at comedy are a great first step... without knowing Orange is telling these jokes unironically.
• Since he tends to annoy people himself thanks to his personality, Nagito found a bit of an Odd Friendship with Orange, despite finding his jokes really stupid like everybody else. The only reason that Nagito tolerates the fruit is because he sees Orange has hope one day that people can find his humor hilarious, something Nagito approves of. Even Orange cannot grasp his brain around it.
  • Another Memetic Troll of the Killing Games is Kokichi who adores Orange even if he finds the citrus absolutely grating, which by itself is a plus since Kokichi found someone even worse than him.
• Cartman also finds some relatability with Orange, being one of those friends that nobody wants to hang out with. And using Orange, Cartman sends the fruit to others he has vendettas against, usually for extremely petty reasons.
  • The second person who found use for Orange is Yuuki Terumi, who always manipulates Orange to go with him somewhere to the annoyance of his friends. As Orange shatters the minds of people around him after being planted, Terumi commits a crime underneath their noses. Orange is unaware he is being used, though even he wouldn’t be happy he's being used for nefarious purposes.
• Shares the same fruit-theming as Kouta Kazuraba and Jeremiah Gottwald. Both are sick of hearing the puns Orange gives them and really don’t want to find themselves in a weird orange deity trifecta.
  • Speaking of Kouta, he used his divine abilities to send Orange off somewhere to have A Taste of Their Own Medicine. Orange ended up on a planet filled with even more annoying oranges, to which ironically they all started getting annoyed at each other. Orange though noticed a meteor coming at them, and when it landed it turned everything into pulp. Orange was shot back into the Pantheon. Kouta in all of his divine providence had the most distraught expression he has ever made since Hase and Yuuya bit the dust.
• Banned from the House of Music for making the worst song parodies ever conceived, to the point these are the last songs heard by death row prisoners awaiting execution. Orange does not take the hint—nor his friends for that matter—that they make people’s ears bleed through their songs.
  • Lady Gaga herself apparently has a penne counterpart... who met the same fate as anybody Orange talks with. Upon hearing Orange’s music... let us just say Lady Gaga was more reinvigorated to improve herself so she wouldn’t sink to his levels.
• The only person on par with Orange in causing people to cringe is Excalibur. Orange thought it was a challenge to have Excalibur run through with him but Orange came out with the same ﺧ益ﺨ expression as everybody else who had the misfortune to encounter him. To be fair, Excalibur found Orange to be quite intolerable as well.
• Lain Iwakura is a bit mixed on how Orange affected the entirety of the online net. Orange can be considered groundbreaking for the fact that people can you can actually have a career as an entertainer in the online space. At the same time though, Orange’s then incredible popularity more or less proved you can appeal to the lowest common denominator and may have inspired assholes to do douchey things for clicks. Still, Lain thinks that Orange’s place in internet history is quite important, for better or worse.
• Being the God of Oranges, one would believe that Orange and Gangplank would get along just fine. Turns out, they don’t. He then tried consuming Orange to halt some scurvy. Gangplank may appreciate the fruit more than anyone, which makes his consumption of them being taken to a harder degree than most. Orange does not want to be on his menu.
• His show followed him and his friends on bizarre adventures at the supermarket. It is as bad as it sounds. Even Johnny Test received less vitriol. To be fair to Orange, he will stick with his CN fellows when a threat like Fuse arrives, as being infected by Fusion Matter would be a less than pleasant experience, to say the least.
• Was kidnapped by Jigsaw not once but twice and was forced to play a game of life and death. Orange managed to stop the game entirely by annoying Jigsaw into leaving, thus forcing Orange’s friends to save him later. Jigsaw is not happy to see Orange at the Pantheon, and had him blacklisted from his torture rooms.
• Had been almost eaten twice after accidentally ending up in the Gourmet Race by Kirby and King Dedede after being mistaken as part of the food batch. As much fun as this was for everybody, this situation was anything but for Orange. It would be terrifying, however, for Kirby to walk around with Orange’s face on him.
• During his forays into gaming, Orange hitched onto the Five Nights at Freddy's craze like everyone else did at the time. As a result, he is absolutely terrified by the prospect that the animatronics are in the same plane of existence as he is. Purple Man isn’t so much better since he basically kickstarted all of this misery.
  • Also played a lot of Minecraft since... you know... kids like Minecraft. Creepers seem to be the bane of his existence as well.
• Benson and Squidward were so put off by how annoying Orange is, their yelling was the equivalent to fifteen suns going supernova. Though Orange is too dense to get it into his citrus brain and continues to annoy them further.
• After hearing one of Orange’s puns, the Killer Tomatoes proceeded to throw themselves at Orange for the sake of keeping up with bad joke reaction tradition. At least a reasonable fruit like Doctor Screwball laughs at most of his attempts at comedy.
• We are not ending this in a joke. We will spare the reader from that insanity. Orange you glad we haven’t?
• Can also be found in Laughter.

Brody Foxx

Brody Foxx, God of Yo Mama Jokes

• Quasideity
• Symbol: His pink T-Shirt
• Theme Song: The Yo Mama Theme
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Lovable Jock, Real Men Wear Pink, Maternal Insults, Possible Bisexuals, Large Ham, Extreme Machoness
• Domains: Jokes, Quips, Manliness, Jocks
• Heralds: The various Mamas and Daddies
• Respects: William Shakespeare
• Allies: Kirby, Theodore Roosevelt, Groot, Bart Simpson, Cedric Diggory, Roy Bromwell, the Pink Panther, Philip J Fry, Mike Schmidt
• On speaking terms with: The House of Mothers
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Gaston
• Enemies: Bad mothers (looking at you Ragyo Kiryuin and Lady Tremaine), Charlotte Linlin, Eric Cartman, Dio Brando, Biff Tannen, Springtrap
  • Former enemies: Freddy Fazbear and gang
• Opposes: Jar Jar Binks
• Opposed by: Those with moms/mothers who can't take a joke, The Imperial Watch
• Annoyed by: Joe Swanson
• Pities: Liane Cartman, Homer Simpson
• Wary of: Nox (Classical Mythology)
• One of the staple jokes in the art of pot shots is that of the Your Mom jokes. Insinuating negative things, or even that they slept with the mom. And one man has been making a career out of it; Brody Foxx. The ultra-macho Lovable Jock has a yo mama joke for any comparison; looks, age, financial status, anything. He'll sometimes give positive comparisons too, and has been making jokes about dads as well. All in good fun, of course.
• Wears a pink shirt, but don't you dare think it makes him less macho. And don't you dare make fun of Kirby either for being pink and sucking things; Brody thinks he's freaking badass! He was horrified to learn that Homer Simpson was considered for the insane asylum just because he went to work with a pink shirt(dying mistake with red clothes mixed in). He likes Homer's son for his skill in the art of the crank call, and the two have been taking tips from one another in making jokes.
• While he is willing to make yo mama jokes about all the mothers in the pantheon, the actual sub-house doesn't mind him because they recognize he's just trying to make people laugh. However, he would rather not make jokes about Nox. After all, friggin' Zeus fears her and everyone knows her pantheon is touchy.
• Hates the evil mothers in the pantheon, and reserves his absolute nastiest yo mama jokes for them. Mainly Ragyo and Lady Tremaine. their daughter and step-daughter respectively are totally OK with the insults. While not as sociopathic, Big Mom is also a frequent target for Brody's scathing yo mama jokes, due to being hideous, fat and evil.
• Unrelated to parents, Brody Foxx is also an enemy of the Fazbear gang because of the time he served as night guard. Philip J Fry once ended up there at some point somehow, and helped Brody out as did Mike Schmidt. Brody was disturbed to learn their true nature and thinking back on how he brutalized them, so instead has decided to work for them to take down their true enemy and murderer, Springtrap!
• On a lesser note, Brody doesn't care for Jar Jar Binks because he thinks he ruined Star Wars. He also doesn't get why people keep saying he sounds like Joe Swanson from Family Guy. He ended up talking to Joe about it and he doesn't get it either. They talked a bit, but Brody soon found him as The Bore despite sharing very macho personalities and tries to ignore him.
• Others have compared him to Gaston. Given their similar personalities he can see where they're coming from, but considers Gaston somewhat a dick. That said, he's not such a dick that he outright doesn't want to associate with him, and sometimes hangs out with Gaston. He's more of a proper friend to Roy Bromwell and Cedric Diggory, as they fall into the Lovable Jock archetype Brody tries to fill in as well.
• Regards Dio Brando and Biff Tannen with contempt for being blonde assholes who give a bad name to the jock and macho archetype. On the complete opposite side of the coin, Brody's a fan of Theodore Roosevelt for being the pinnacle of American masculinity. Brody also likes the Pink Panther for his snark and proving that yes, sometimes Real Men Wear Pink.
• People overly sensitive about their mother don't care for Brody Foxx. This is probably why Dio and Brody have a mutual dislike of one another. Brody already regards Eric Cartman as an unpleasant brat, but the fact that his mom's the town bicycle just adds fuel to the fire. On his part Brody actually feels sorry for Cartman's mom, given she's been pushed over by her son and lives a lonely life.
• The Imperial Watch takes great offense at his jokes. Although, knowing how they uphold the law this comes off as comparatively mundane. The workers at the park merely roll their eyes since they're sick of hearing yo mama jokes from Muscle Man. Or rather, "my mom!" jokes. Brody was very confused as to why Muscle Man makes jokes at his own mother's expense.
• Though he does love his hot mamas, he might be gay for Vin Diesel and enjoyed a thicc daddy's twerking. This might explain his interest in Groot, however on a platonic level he just considers him pretty cool.
• Already had a fair bet of respect for William Shakespeare, but that respect increased learning he utilized the I Banged Your Mom joke

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

— Titus Andronicus IV.ii

The Wet Bandits

"Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."

— Harry Lime

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Harry Lime and Marv Merchants, Co-Divine Duo of Amusing Injuries (The Wet Bandits, The Sticky Bandits)

Marv (left) and Harry (right)

• Quasideities
• Symbol: Harry's beanie hat
• Theme Song: Wet Bandits Theme Suite (Scammed by a Kindergaartner, Man of the House, The Attack on the House, We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
• Alignment: Neutral Evil with heavy Chaotic Stupid moments
• Portfolio: Villainous Duo who are Erratic and Rather Cuckoo, Karmic Iron Butt Monkey, Fat and Skinny, Bully and Wimp Pairing, Can Take On a Crap-Ton of Hits and Injuries, Injuries that Elicit Humor, Laughably Evil, Not All Too Bright in their Heads, Villainous Friendship, Vitriolic Best Buds, Always Getting Arrested after being Defeated
  • Harry: Incredibly Temperamental, Angrily Screaming Gibberish, Boisterous Weakling, Bald of Evil, The Napoleon, Perpetual Frowner
  • Marv: Beard of Evil, The Weird One in Comparison to Harry, The Ditz, Large Ham, Incredibly Immature for his Age, Screams Like a Little Girl, Can Make a Genuinely Good Point at Times
• Domains: Duos, Partnerships, Injuries, Thieves, Comedy, Invasion
• Allies: The Team Rocket Trio, Rocksteady, Bebop
• Arch-Enemy: Kevin McCallister
• Enemies: Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Kids Next Door Sector V, The Grinch, Susy Hendrix, Edgar and Ellen, Woody, The Three Stooges, Swiper
• Opposed By: Eve Santaclaus, Hijiri Mochizuki, Clarice, Angela Sheehan, Rudolph, George Bailey
• Annoyed By: Baby Bink
• Disappoints: Santa Claus
• Fears: Robot Santa Claus, SCP-4666
• Additional Relationships: The Cabot Crew
• Harry Lime and Marv Merchants are a duo of rascally criminals from Chicago, Illinois, who call themselves the “Wet Bandits”. Both men complement each other with one being the planner and the other being more quick and agile, and both of them being strong enough to impose on others, which helps in their occupation as bandits. On one particular December, the bandits were eager to pick out a house to rub during Christmas, eventually settling for a large house partly because it was then only occupied by a little boy and because they wanted to prove themselves ambitious. However, said kid, Kevin McCallister proved himself to be far craftier and more prepared than anyone his age would be, constantly overwhelming, bruising, and humiliating Harry and Marv with the numerous tricks he laid out in the household. They would almost catch Kevin, only to be knocked out by Kevin’s neighbor, Old Man Marley, and later arrested. They would eventually return to target Kevin again in New York City, now seeing him as their arch-nemesis, only to be met with the same circumstances and results, once again upstaged, mocked, and beaten by Kevin before being arrested for the second time.
• Though they were defeated by a kid, the Wet Bandits were able to achieve some degree of notoriety in the sense that even with all the abuse and humiliation they went through, they were eventually able to catch up with the kid and almost win, had it not been for the intervention of a third party. It was enough for them to get noticed by the Pantheon and although they had to spend some time in jail, they became eligible to become representatives upon release. Amusingly, neither of the two was interested in becoming "gods", that is until they realized Kevin was considered one in the divine realms for the tale and events that they shared. This riled Harry and Marv considerably to the point where they immediately changed their minds to wanting to become Pantheon representatives just so they could find a way to get an equal standing to their arch-enemy. And thus, their wish was granted... only for the Wet Bandits to realize there was much more than they bargained for. And then they whined and complained to one another, screaming that they wanted to match up with a little boy who was messing with them, not to get entangled with literal dragons, monsters, superheroes, and other literal fantasy stuff, not to mention even more powerful cops and unscrupulous vigilantes who could be willing to kill them for harassing a kid. Though eventually, Harry and Marv would get accustomed to the Pantheon and plan to get back at Kevin at some point... but not before getting themselves into other minor forms of robberies and theft first to pass the time, though Harry would claim them to be "practice tests".
• Harry and Marv are two of the Pantheon's most infamous burglars. Even before meeting Kevin, they had a reputation for being pretty successful in their work and usually, they do accomplish their tasks, making them a pretty credible threat in the eyes of many. Unfortunately for them, Kevin has been such a black spot that their reputation has been tarnished by their loss to the boy becoming the main defining factor and this is the main reason why Harry and Marv's enmity against Kevin is personal. Individually, both are quite comical and bumbling loons who react to things in an exaggerated tone, though the two are quite different in their core personalities. Marv is more lucid and tends to be the planner of their operations, but has an explosive temper and flies into a babbling rage anytime things don't go his way. Marv is not just dumber, but his head and thoughts end up being in other places, much to Harry's annoyance and he's hyperactive to the point of screaming like a girl anytime he's beaten, scared, or humiliated. Despite their vices, they're both incredibly determined and are not willing to give up easily. If they can rob a place, be it a home, charity, or shop, Harry and Marv will make a move, and as demonstrated by their relationship with Kevin, they remember things all too well to the point where they will take notes on what to do for their next encounter, regardless of whether they misjudge or miscalculate their expectations. Simply put, Harry and Marv are rather scary and effective burglars despite their lack of success in robbing Kevin and they're pretty eager to demonstrate their infamy.
• Kevin being in the Pantheon elicited mixed feelings for the duo. On one hand, they were furious… because Kevin ascended first and the Wet Bandits felt that they deserved to be in the divine realms ahead of him, but on the other, they were content with this as it meant that Harry and Marv could properly plan their revenge and antagonize the young boy at another time. Kevin was a bit surprised by their arrival, but quickly asserted his confidence and prepared himself to confront and thwart his arch-enemies when the time comes, though Kevin is not above taking potshots at their hilariously drawn out and embarrassing attempts to catch and steal from him, only to get nabbed and whacked hard. Naturally, this led to one of the most intense enmities in the Pantheon and things between the two can get very chaotic during Christmas time as the Wet Bandits often try breaking into the House of Childhood and Adolescence where Kevin usually resides, only for the duo to get intimidated by lots of other deities who are not happy with their attempted intrusions. Kevin himself has staved off Harry and Marv multiple times even outside of the Yuletide holidays, but they aren’t going to back down at all, regardless of their many failures and moments of embarrassment.
• One day, Harry came up with a plan to one-up Kevin, namely by taking him to court and getting him and his parents convicted, the former for going beyond violence in self-defense and the latter for being negligent of Kevin and being responsible for his destructive tendencies as well as Kevin being a massive jerk. It somehow worked as Kevin and his parents were taken to trial and a rather interesting court battle took place. Marv also played the role of victim, claiming that Kevin’s antics resulted in brain damage and Marv has since had trouble mentally adjusting himself, which ended up gaining a few sympathy points for some as a few of the claims the duo made were legitimate and get Kevin and his family worried. Suffice it to say, the "Lime vs McCallister Case" became one of the most famous in the Pantheon, with lots of arguments in favor of both and though Kevin won due to the Wet Bandits’ already notorious reputation, the duo was able to take solace in that they have some supporters on their side and they’ve made Kevin look bad to some degree. That said, the rumors of Kevin being a "mini-Jigsaw" did leave them a bit unnerved and they felt it was best not to think about it too much.
• To the duo’s dismay, some children were similar to Kevin, his herald Alex Pruitt included. When Harry and Marv learned about the Kids Next Door organization, Harry thought it was a silly rumor given the absurdity of their concept and existence, but when Marv tried to get into Sector V's domain, they were in for a rude awakening when five kids suddenly burst out of nowhere and smacked, pounded, and blasted the Wet Bandits with extreme prejudice. Needless to say, Harry and Marv weren't expecting such kids to be very chaotic and certainly not advanced weaponry that they were no match for. Twins Edgar and Ellen also pissed the Wet Bandits off, but mainly because it was the twins who attacked first without provocation, pranking and humiliating the duo without any notice, even if the twins also suffered from their pranks backfiring on them a few times. Their enmity towards Kevin remains unchanged though, but Harry and Marv are not happy about having to deal with another bunch of kids just like him, regardless of whether they're stealing or not.
• Befitting of their occupation, Harry and Marv were very much at home in the House of Crime and Transgressions, content that they at least have a place to relax in without authorities gunning for them. That said, while making friendships was hard, the ones they did make were quite bizarre, such as the Team Rocket Trio and the mutant duo of Rocksteady and Bebop, all of whom share similar habits of wanting to steal and being inseparable from their partner(s). Furthermore, Harry and Marv got to learn about Pokémon from the former and wacky mutant hybrids from the latter, with the duo openly calling their quirks rather “freaky whacks”. Despite their differences, all three parties get along well and intend on doing a big Christmas theft in the future, though no killing is allowed as that's against their standards, even if Harry and Marv remain murderously angry at Kevin. The Cabot Crew was another gang of robbers with horribly inept results, though this was because of a police mole sabotaging the heist as well as each member working poorly with each other and their struggles were not as amusing. The Wet Bandits saw the Cabot Crew as fellow gangs, but not much else despite their similarities whereas the latter found the former to be funny for the most part and they believe they’re tough enough to take on Kevin and succeed where the Wet Bandits failed at, though the duo digress.
• They don't have the best relationship with the House of Craft, given their reputation as burglary, although the duo don't have much interest there, especially as it's offshoot, the House of Items and Objects simply displayed greater rewards for them. While most members are apathetic to the Wet Bandits, Susy Hendrix proved an exception and took notes from Kevin in regards to fending off the duo if they ever decided on breaking into her domain. Though a blind woman, Susy proved to be rather determined and cunning in her efforts to defend her home and even managed to drive Harry and Marv away on one occasion, though this was mainly because they ended up underestimating Susy for her disability. And of course, there were numerous deities who not only fiercely defended their homes from people like Harry and Marv, but may have inflicted much worse injuries and misfortunes than what either Kevin or Susy could do. This is what caused the Wet Bandits to seriously consider who they could rob and to be a bit smarter in their ideas, even if both of them, especially Marv, remain bumbling and somewhat whimsical.
• They aren't well-liked by figures who have strong ties to the Yuletide holidays and feel that they deliberately try to ruin what many see as the happiest moments they could invest in. Not helping is the one time they tried to steal money meant to be donated to charity, which led to the two being condemned by figures like Eve Santaclaus, Hijiri Mochizuki, and Claris as the former two tend to plan Christmas events to make others happy and hopeful and the latter desires to make use of her singing career as a way to raise awareness and donations for charities to help others. Those who believe in the spirit of Christmas like Rudolph, Angela Sheehan, and George Bailey tend to keep their distance and don't like the Wet Bandits for many reasons, most of all being an unpleasant pair who want to make others miserable, regardless of whether they committed their crimes on Christmas or not. Buddy Hobbs proved an awkward experience as he was willing to befriend Harry and Marv, hoping that their friendship could improve the two and stop them from being thieves. Even the Wet Bandits were stunned at Buddy’s childish naivety and ranted at how he was missing the point. Buddy would eventually realize that the duo is not willing to give up their life of crime and stopped pursuing them, especially after Santa would come on time to verbally wreck them for daring to harm Harry and Marv for threatening his surrogate son.
• Santa Claus doesn’t like them for fairly obvious reasons, though the Wet Bandits were pretty surprised that Saint Nicholas was real in the Pantheon. While Santa isn’t fond of Harry and Marv, he keeps his affable demeanor projected at them, happily gifting them coal for their efforts in ruining Christmas, which annoys the hell out of the duo as they feel that if they were bad people, Santa should be taking them seriously and not treat them as a joke, not aware of just how powerful he truly is. On Santa’s end, he thinks that Harry and Marv are capable of being good people, he’s just disappointed at their career choice and their decision to ruin other people’s efforts to have a joyful time at Christmas. The Wet Bandits are also aware of two “versions” of Santa Claus, namely his seemingly robotic version and SCP-4666. While it’s clear they would avoid them due to their extreme antagonism, Harry and Marv do enjoy the idea of “Robot Santa Claus” attacking Kevin and every other child for “being” on the Naughty List whereas the reputation and actions of SCP-4666 creep the two out to the point where Marv has freaked out at the possibility of the eldritch Santa stalking them on several occasions.
• They have a very interesting dynamic, to say the least. Normally, Harry is the smart and rational one whereas Marv is the weird “cuckoo” who is having his thoughts elsewhere, even when they’re robbing homes. In reality, both are thick-headed and are prone to getting angry quickly, Harry more so, proving that he’s only the “smarter” one in comparison. The two have an odd reputation regarding other villains thanks to their comical nature, with many criminals finding their experiences funny and others finding the Wet Bandits to be an embarrassment. Both stances drive them nuts as Harry, at least, wants to be taken seriously, and their failed exploits being seen as comedy only further drives them nuts. That said, their determination and loyalty to one another is one thing they’re given credit for and most criminals admit that they could take a note from that, but it isn’t enough for the duo to be seen as respected enough. As a result, Harry and Marv make it a point to try to better their reputation from here on out.
• Even on the subject of durability, Harry and Marv are ‘’tough’’; they’ve survived being crushed, hit face-first multiple times, scorched, electrocuted, caught in explosions, falling from great heights, you name it. Marv himself has been convinced that he’s been blessed with the powers of “toon force”, much to Harry’s bewilderment, thinking that his partner has been getting more deluded since their ascension in the divine realms. Their insane durability and their relationship with Kevin has been compared to the likes of Tom Cat and Wile E. Coyote, with the Wet Bandits being mixed on this; they’re quite happy at the idea of being nigh-indestructible (at least on Marv’s mind), but they’re not happy at being compared to who they see as "eternal losers" either. Marv once mused that if they were in the Pantheon during its warfare period, they’d have survived thanks to their durability no matter what destructive event and attack they stumbled across. These thoughts have been annoying Harry to no end and he’s shouted that being "indestructible" doesn’t change the fact that they still get hurt and scream from whatever hits them.

"Harry, it's our calling card! All the great ones leave their marks. We're the wet bandits!"

Marv Merchants

Woody and Rottweiler

Woody and Mr. Rottweiler, Dueling Gods of the Prank Punishment

Woody (right) preparing another prank on Rottweiler (left)

• Quasideities
• Symbol: Rottweiler's angry expression
• Theme Song: Neighbours From Hell - Theme Music
• Alignment: Chaotic Good with shades of Chaotic Neutral for Woody, Neutral Evil for Rottweiler
• Portfolio: Slapstick, Woody Punishing Rottweiler's Misdeeds Through Pranks, Amusing Injuries, Speaking Simlish
  • For Woody: Karmic Trickster, Gag Nose, Setting Up A Humiliation Conga for Rottweiler, Televised Actions Never Scrutinized By The Law
  • For Rottweiler: Jerkass Cranky Neighbor Going Through Nasty Pranks That He Deserves, Perverted Man, Fat Bastard, Cares For His (Abusive) Mother, Pet and Animal Abuser That Is Disliked By Animals
• Domains: Pranks, Karma, Jerkasses, Comedy, Neighbors
• Heralds: Joe (for Woody) and Mama Rottweiler (for Rottweiler)
• Allies:
  • For Woody: The GUAG Lol Ranger members (Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with Deadpool), Kevin McCallister, Jimmy Hopkins, Wallace and Gromit, Pinkie Pie, Mai Minakami, Bart Simpson, Tomo Takino
  • For Rottweiler: Eustace Bagge, Glenn Matthews, Gaston, Rusty
• Rivals: Tom and Jerry, Oggy and the Cockroaches
• Mutually Oppose: The GUAE Trollkaiger, Eric Cartman
• Mutually Opposed by: Squidward Tentacles
• Odd Friendship with: The Ooga Booga (Woody only)
• Fear: Laetitia
• Complicated Relationship with: Iroque
• Enemies: Each other, on top of the other's allies
  • For Woody: Cecil Turtle, Gary Smith
  • For Rottweiler: Nearly all the members of the House of Beasts and Fauna, Dennis Mitchell, Dokuro, Tenko Chabashira, Cheems, Granny Goodness, The Pirahna Plants
• Once your usual Nice Guy, Woody would have his day ruined by the stubbornly horrible neighbor of his known as Mr. Rottweiler enough to the point that Woody decided it would be time for some payback. After having Joe get a TV crew to televise his actions, Woody began his revenge by ruining Rottweiler's once lazy and relaxing days by setting up traps and pranks within his house. Due to Rottweiler's overall ignorance, he would keep falling for all of Woody's tricks, sending him into fits of rage for the laughter of the audience. But despite being pranked on repeatedly, Rottweiler outright refused to learn despite getting pranked by Woody all the time, continuing to be a nasty neighbor while Woody continued to ruin his fun. At most, the pranks convinced Rottweiler to take a vacation to escape Woody, but Woody, being persistent, continued to make Rottweiler's life a living hell like with all the individuals that Rottweiler torments.
• Woody didn't really manage to convince Rottweiler that he should change his ways despite making all of Rottweiler's bad actions backfire on him, but there were other great things that came out of it besides the thrill. Not only did Woody make a decent if risky living pranking Rottweiler and making it a TV show, but that show would reach some greatly entertained deities in the Pantheon. Before he knew it, Woody was ascended into the Pantheon and given the trope of Prank Punishment for his entertaining pranks on a deserving victim. For his first request, Woody requested for his tormentor-turned-tormentee, Mr. Rottweiler, to be ascended into the Pantheon for the same trope, which the gods decided to agree to, and so Rottweiler found himself in the Pantheon, and thought that he was given a deserved rest from being pranked, only to find Woody waiting for him as well. And even worse, many deities who disliked Rottweiler for being a terrible neighbor awaited him too. Even the GUAE supported Woody's pranks for the sake of seeing someone suffer to their laughter.
• After their ascension, Woody brought Joe into the Pantheon as a herald to continue his televised pranks on Rottweiler, and Mr. Rottweiler had his mother sent into the Pantheon as his herald to make things harder for Woody. Even in the Pantheon, there was hardly a bad day to get steam fuming out of Rottweiler's ears. The good news for Woody was that there were many, many more deities in the Pantheon that would not tolerate Rottweiler's repugnant and cruel manners, who could all easily deal with Rottweiler should Woody be occupied with something else. On the other hand, Rottweiler would be able to find those who could impede Woody's attempts to prank him as well, not to mention that there were a good amount of other deities with similar attitude to Rottweiler that clearly need a taste of his good old tricks as well, though many tougher to deal with than Rottweiler given that they can learn from pranks better and also give Woody a good whooping if they find him, with Woody having little combat capability to stand a chance.
• Surprisingly, there were those whose Jerkass nature made Rottweiler tolerable for them, mainly Eustace Bagge and Glenn Matthews, the latter being a prankster himself. They rarely get into friendly interactions, but they both can bear with each others' actions, and occasionally hang out together to cause misery for others. The three of them have also gotten themselves into nasty pranks from Woody, and usually Woody manages to get away with it by the end of the day. Glenn Matthews in particular can be troublesome for Woody, since he also knows how to prank Woody, and to predict an incoming prank whenever Woody gets too complacent. It's actually much harder for Woody to deal with The Janitor on his own, but Rottweiler and sometimes Eustace get in Matthews' way, which has given Woody the opportunity to give them the slip. There's also Squidward Tentacles, who doesn't want to deal with Woody trying to pull something crazy on him given that Squidward has his Cranky Neighbor reputation, but he finds Rottweiler to be too much to bear with as a neighbor.
• Woody found welcoming allies from the GUAG Lolranger team, who not only found Woody's actions to be amusing but satisfying for the purpose of giving people like Rottweiler their just desserts. Although, the fact that he sometimes gets other people involved in it (if only to make Rottweiler's day a little worse) does make them a bit worried about him. Woody himself finds Deadpool to be a bit annoying and his penchant for direct action to be incompatible with his style of pranking. to On occasion, Woody invites one of their members to join in the fun, after teaching them the ways of being a step ahead of the ignorant Rottweiler. Woody dislikes the GUAE Trollkaiger despite the fact that they also love to torment Rottweiler, since their antics make them even worse sources of misery than Rottweiler. While Woody can't really get the better of them due to superior power and experience with pranks, he did help Rottweiler out of his rut when Woody found him hanging over a cliff's edge over a fatal drop due to quite a nasty trap set up by the Trollkaiger on Rottweiler, and Woody rescued his archnemesis neighbor from certain doom. To thank him, Rottweiler beat Woody senseless and punched him into the Hall of Healers for his trouble. While Woody was greatly distraught by how much of an Ungrateful Bastard that Rottweiler was, it did make him take a look at some plans for extra episodes that he initially cancelled for being too harsh on Rottweiler...
• Looking toward other like-minded pranksters for support and advice, he's informed them of the plethora of Rottweiler's actions and mannerisms as one of the most unpleasant neighbors. From Fred and George Weasley to Mai Minakami to Takino, Woody's expanded list of prank ideas has kept the comedy of his work fresh and the nasty neighbor being unable to see what's coming, though Rottweiler hardly seems to adapt to pranks well. Bart Simpson has been a helpful advisor in particular, with Bart having experience with causing mischief upon his father, Homer Simpson. Woody also wants to give advice to Kevin McCallister seeing much potential from his feats od setting a whole house to deter stubborn house robbers, and setting upon them a huge chain of tricks.
  • Rottweiler has definitely noticed the increasing number of pranksters that are out to mess up his life, and unfortunately there's not really much he can do but try to beat them up if he spots them in his home. Having to deal with more annoying children has also stressed him out, especially Dennis Mitchell who slingshots projectiles on his windows to break them. And trying to shoo away Dennis only gives Woody more opportunities to pull a sneaky one on Mr. Rottweiler. When consulting a therapist about all the people being such nuisances to him, the therapist asked if improving his mood and attitude toward neighbors to be more friendly and considerate has helped him in any favor. In response, he smashed his therapist's head in with his chair, claiming that it isn't on him to be responsible for being bothered by the Pantheon's pranksters, bad neighbor attitude be damned.
• Rottweiler, like with many bratty children in general, dislikes the South Park Boys, seeing them as vile nuisances. He's also afraid of Eric Cartman having learned of his reputation of being an even more unscrupulous prankster than even Woody. Woody himself disapproved of Cartman's actions, but hasn't decided to set up his signature pranks on him, fearing his retaliation. The same goes with Laetitia, who Woody already knew was bad news. However, Rottweiler didn't get the memo and had encountered walking around near his temple. Normally, Laetitia would give her trademark "gifts" to unaware victims, but Rottweiler made it easier by snatching it right out of her hands and immediately kicked her away to enjoy his new present. When Woody came to visit Rottweiler's home for another prank, he screamed at the horrific sight of a giant creepy spider-like creature bursting out of his neighbor's body, and scrammed out as soon as possible.
• Due to being called into the House of Celebration, he would find a big mess that resulted from Rottweiler ruining one of Pinkie Pie's parties, trashing the whole place and literally kicking some guests out, all because of Rottweiler didn't like having to hear the sound of partying on a peaceful afternoon. After comforting Pinkie Pie, he asked her to start the party again, since Woody had plans for Rottweiler this time. When the commotion of the new party to make up for the last one reached Mr. Rottweiler, the neighbor came back to ruin the party once again. What Rottweiler didn't expect was that Rottweiler's role as the party crasher would change to being the main attraction, and Woody's tricks made Rottweiler into the malicious but harmless clown for the party, which made for a fun night for all of the partygoers, excluding Rottweiler, now a barefoot sobbing mess, from getting pranked by Woody and eating both his sandals in separate fits of rage.
• While not big on setting up pranks on his adversaries, Jimmy Hopkins did find himself enjoying the sight of people like Rottweiler and other unlucky jerks getting their comeuppance. Woody found great pity in what Jimmy had to go through, and asked him if there was someone that could recieve a good dosage of humiliation. Jimmy had only one candidate in mind, and a few hours later, Gary Smith found himself caught in a rollercoaster of pranks and tricks that mercilessly tore at his smug composure. One Villainous Breakdown later, Gary Smith has been plotting to make Woody really suffer for what he went through.
• Wallace and Gromit were confused at seeing what looked like some normal people from their world, but Woody explained that they were from a different world where people generally looked similar. After that explanation, Woody had the bright idea of collaborating with them to make inventions that he could use to set up more pranks on Rottweiler. Eventually, they made a few unusual gadgets that were successful in what Woody had planned for the nasty neighbor for the next few days, leading to Woody paying Wallace and Gromit back with stocks of Wensleydale cheese using some of the earnings from his show. Woody had also been startled by Ooga Booga suddenly appearing before him one time, but instead of lamenting or being angry about his current situation, he once again saw another opportunity to torment Rottweiler. The following day, while attempting to install a new fireplace in his house, Rottweiler would be spooked by Ooga Booga herself, and then found himself tripping up on a floor of marbles and right into a pile of coal, which had the neighbor furious, but Ooga Booga disappeared before he could retaliate. And once in a while, Ooga Booga comes by again and again to mess up Rottweiler's composure from time to time.
• The Pantheon does enjoy Rottweiler receiving the proper justice he gets from Woody, though Iroque decided to meet with Woody one day. She gave Woody the offer of forcefully turning Rottweiler good so that he can't harass Woody anymore, noting that since Rottweiler is nice to at least one person (his mother in particular, despite regularly spanking Rottweiler when a prank affects her), turning him good would be possible since he has at least a shred of empathy. Woody declined the offer, noting that while the option does tempt him, he wouldn't be comfortable of allowing such an action, even on someone like Rottweiler. Woody simply hopes that all the pranks will make Rottweiler choose to be good on his own, though Woody does like getting to prank Rottweiler all the time, and forcefully changing his mind would ruin all that fun.
• With Woody's show about his pranks on Rottweiler growing popular in the Pantheon, it was inevitable that deities with similar gimmicks would find Woody and Rottweiler to be competition. While Tom and Jerry saw Woody's pranks on Rottweiler as an attempt to steal some of their spotlight at first, they did find everything that the abusive neighbor went through as hilarious. The same goes with Oggy and the cockroackes that he has to deal, who all not only found themselves laughing at Rottweiler's misfortune, but they sincerely feel that Rottweiler is someone that deserves his Butt-Monkey role. Woody decided to give his rivals a turn in overwhelming Rottweiler with their slapstick, and the end result was Rottweiler attempting to chase away all the animals that harassed him, only to get caught in one last rope trap by Woody who saw him coming from a mile away, sending him flying into the sky tied to fireworks.
• Among Rottweiler's many foul deeds, Rottweiler often peeps on the reputably attractive women on the Pantheon, especially when they're undressing, much of the discomfort of many. He often gets away before he can get spotted doing so however, at least when Woody's not around. But on one unlucky day, Woody set up a rather explosive prank on Rottweiler the day he went into the House of Fanservice Attires, and Rottweiler was caught red-handed. A few minutes later, Rottweiler was getting ping-ponged between Dokuro and Tenko Chibashira who really wanted to show the neighbor how they felt about harassers like him. After the beating was done, Cheems came by in an unusually late manner to bonk him and send Rottweiler to "Horny Jail".
  • Despite that event, Rottweiler hasn't given with finding someone to woo over, and attempted to find some suitable to his tastes by advertising himself. Naturally, Woody took much advantage of this, and had planned to ruin Rottweiler's attempt to find a date. It seemed that Woody had failed when Rottweiler had found a successful match for him to supposedly lust over, expecting a big, thick woman that he could impress. Then the lecherous neighbor found that Woody had manipulated things so that he would end up meeting Granny Goodness, who did fit his description to an extent. After Granny Goodness finished with her usual business on Rottweiler, she considered sending Rottweiler to Apokolips to be a servant of Darkseid, but decided not to seeing the man as too pathetic to provide any productive labor.
• To say that Rottweiler is bad with animals would vastly understate how badly the House of Beasts and Fauna despises him. He's had a pet parrot (shown in the picture) that he decided to kill off later, and mounting its head on his trophy room, tormented an elephant in India, and bought a pig and kept in a tight cage just to turn it into pork steaks later, to the concern of Babe. Since there isn't anything that explicitly prevents the house's members from doing so, if Rottweiler happens to show up to any of the deities from that house, or any deity that opposes animal abusers, he'll be wishing he was just getting pranked by Woody. But that might change since Woody's planning a big episode for his show where members of each Hall of the House of Beasts and Fauna gets a jab at Rottweiler's heinie. He also doesn't seem to get along with plants either, given that Rottweiler has been bitten by carnivorous plants before, and decided to punch a Pirahna Plant out when he encountered one, earning the ire of all the other Pirahna Plants.
  • Being apathetic to the suffering of animals and critters, he's one of the few people that doesn't mind Rusty's atrocious abuses toward his own Pokemon. In fact, he finds Rusty's endeavors to be entertaining, although Woody seeks to ruin that fun for both of them when he gets a chance. Rottweiler also looks up to Gaston for his vast collection of hunted animals, given that Rottweiler has a more modest trophy room of animals he's hunted with his own gun himself. Gaston's also been warned about Woody, and has been wary of the prankster's presence so he can beat Woody up whenever he finds Woody. While getting attacked by someone like Gaston intimidates Woody more than his nemesis neighbor, such risks are not unfamiliar to Woody, and he still plans to show Gaston how clever he can be.
• Since Woody is friends with Bugs Bunny, who is part of the Lolranger, Rottweiler had quite the splendid idea of hiring someone who's known to deal with Bugs Bunny to deal with Woody as well. It was actually a good move since bringing in Cecil Turtle to help protect Rottweiler's lifestyle actually took Woody by surprise when Cecil Turtle managed to outsmart and catch Woody, ruining his plans for that day. That said, Cecil does offer a lot for dealing with Woody, and Rottweiler has to pay the proper price or else he'll turn against Rottweiler too. While dismayed that Cecil has become an obstacle in pranking Rottweiler from time to time, Woody's been learning from Bugs Bunny about times where Cecil Turtle had his less fortunate moments, and hopes to outplay Cecil Turtle whenever Rottweiler brings him out to deal with Woody.

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