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Intermediate Gods
Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson, God of Bumbling Dads (SIMP-son, eh?; Homie; Dad; Dad-dy, Mr. Sparkle, Bottomless Pete, Mr. Plow, Max Powers, The Beer Baron, Pie-Man, Homer Thompson, Mr. X)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A Pink Donut with Sprinkles... *drools*
- Theme Music: The Simpsons Opening, Homer's Day on a calm day; one might hear these musical cues if they can observe the Fourth Wall
- Alignment: Varies between Neutral Good and Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Bumbling Dads, Protagonists, Vitriolic Good Neighbors With Ned Flanders, Bottomless Pits, Incredibly Unlikely Couples, Butt Monkeys, Exclaiming "D'oh!" When Things Go South, Alcoholic Parents, Being Acrofatic, Badasses Under Moronic Facades, Genius Ditzes, Vocal Evolution, Resistance to Every Injury, Papa Wolves, Lazy Husbands
- Domains: Family, Sloth, Comedy, Food, Alcohol
- Followers: Hugh Neutron, Roger Fox, Phil Dunphy, Larry Lambeosaurus
- Heralds: Lenny Leonard/Lenford and Carlton "Carl" Carlson (his best friends and coworkers at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant)
- Boss: Mr. Burns
- Allies:
- His Family: Marge Simpson (his wife), Bart Simpson (his son), Lisa Simpson (his daughter)
- Springfield Citizens: Moe Syzlak, Krusty the Clown, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
- Fellow Fox Animated Sitcom Gods: Hank Hill, Phillip J. Fry, Bender, Zoidberg, Stan Smith, Roger Smith
- Other Allies: Al Bundy, Hayate Ayasaki, Octodad, Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Mordecai and Rigby, Aang, Korra, Shrek, Genie, Earthworm Jim, Randy Marsh (his former High Priest)
- Partner: Slaking
- Enemies: The Trollkaiger (Bernkastel, Yuuki Terumi, Handsome Jack, Izaya), The Joker, Sideshow Bob, Ghetsis Harmonia, Chernabog
- Headbutting Citizens With: Ned Flanders, Abraham Simpson (his father)
- Opposed by: The House of Time and Space.
- Regained the position after Homer atoned for his sins in The Movie after being horrified of Ghetsis's actions towards their son.
- Homer used to be a good friend with Peter Griffin. Nowadays, Peter is his greatest enemy. After all, Homer may not be the best of dads, but at least he tries!
- Things finally came to a head when there was a crossover episode between Family Guy and The Simpsons. In it, Homer, with the help of his town, proved Peter as a black-hearted jerk with unoriginal tastes, ultra self-absorbed, homicidal, and having a seriously bad temper. Outraged, Peter challenged Homer to single combat, and the battle raged, causing massive collateral damage around the pantheon as it was happening. Surprisingly, thanks to The Power of Hate, Peter came close to actually killing Homer, but with a giant D'oh, Homer pulled himself back up. Seeing that neither combatant was going to back down, the judges permanently banished Peter from the Pantheon, saying that for as dopey as Homer's family is, their crossover showed that Peter's bad influences had messed up his family even more. Homer gave a little "Woo Hoo", and then erected a pile of garbage to separate himself from Mr. Griffin.
- Due to the crossover, Homer Simpson is in a weird position where he remembers Peter Griffin. He believes this was due to that damn toaster time machine.
- Homer is on the House of Time and Space's watch-list for mucking around with history. It's back to normal, but his family has lizard tongues now.
- Is noted to be kind of 'fond' to the phrase "D'oh!"
- One day, the Trollkaiger thought it would be fun to lock him in a house that was completely void of beer or TV for a few hours. The results were him going Ax-Crazy while covering every wall with the words "No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!". He called this insane work "No TV and no beer make Homer something something". Thankfully, a few minutes of "Hail to The Chimp" on TV and a can of Duff snapped him out of it once some more benevolent gods decided to break him out.
- Avoids the House of Nature due to it's massive gorge, which causes Homer to remember the time where he fell down the Springfield Gorge... twice. This has lead to deities of that house being assigned to check the gorge every day.
- There has been more than one occasion where Homer has locked himself (and his family) out of his temple, and every time this happens, he just tries to force the door open in frustration. Before she succumbed to despair, Aqua had considered installing a device to let her know if Homer has locked himself out again, so she can open it with her Keyblade, but decided against this, as she knew of his laziness.
- In the wake of the Western Animation Conflict, Homer decides to represent Fox Studios in the Prime Time Division of Toontown, consisting of himself, Hank Hill, Bob Belcher and other Animated Sitcom Deities to preserve stability against anomalies in form of Allen Gregory and Peter Griffin.
- One of Homer's best friends in the Pantheon is Bender, who can often be seen at Moe's Tavern (Bender can't actually get drunk, but acts like it for his pal). Unlike Peter Griffin, their show's crossover has only enhanced their friendship.
- There was a time where Homer sold his soul to Chernabog (while in the form of Flanders) for a donut. When he learned that he needed to finish the donut for his soul to be claimed, he went around claiming "I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the devil". Chernabog didn't respond too nicely, especially after finding out that Homer's soul actually belonged to Marge.
Chernabog: YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, HOMER SIMPSON!!
- Since then, Homer gained a donut head as punishment, which attracts police officers to his temple. The Court of the Gods had it removed after seeing half of the House of Justice waiting to get a piece of him.
- After Bart and Steven Universe struck up a friendship, Homer started hanging out with Greg Universe and Amethyst, watching old TV shows and having jam sessions with the former and eating all you can eat with the latter.
- Was once visited by the Genie, who felt a connection with Homer. They have since hung out often. Earthworm Jim, who even is an Idiot Hero like Homer, has also become a friend.
Lesser Gods
Bryan Mills
Bryan Mills, God of Papa Wolves
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A scrap book with pictures of his daughter.
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Papa Wolf, Determinator, Knight Templar Parent, One-Man Army, Person of Mass Destruction, Retired Badass, Tranquil Fury, Unstoppable Rage
- Domains: Family, Rage
- Herald: Kim Mills (he owes the title to his daughter, after all)
- Followers: The Big Daddies
- Allies: Chiyo (since she reminds him of his daughter), Asura, Kenshiro, Wreck-it Ralph, Kazuma Kiryu, Lieutenant Ellen Ripley, Piccolo, Indiana Jones, Rick Grimes, John Wick, River Tam, Subject Delta
- Enemies: Any child abuser
- Most evil deities know not to harm his daughter or Chiyo for that matter, for they know bad things will happen to them if they do. Will bring Subject Delta and a legion of Big Daddies to aid him in said response.
- With Asura having become Bryan's ally, most evil deities just do not even think about doing anything to anyone close to Bryan Mills.
- When Asura was asked to take over the title of God of Papa Wolves, he respectfully declined. He was already the God of enough tropes, and Bryan Mills had already earned the title for himself. So out of respect, he became an ally.
- Holds great respect for Wreck-it Ralph when it comes to Ralph's protection over Vanellope von Schweetz. Ralph got a bit embarrassed, but considering that there are even more sinister villains that could hurt Vanellope, he's allied himself with Bryan.
- Has an uneasy relationshp with Belial and Nebiros—while Bryan is happy that the demons really care for Alice, the way that they decide to treat those that hurt her is a bit...extreme, even for his tastes.
- Is frequently seen playing pool and drinking beer with one Lieutenant Ellen Ripley, Kenshiro, Professor Henry Jones Jr. and Demon King Piccolo Jr.; the action heroes deeply admire each other for all being parents who single-handedly took on and destroyed entire armies to protect their beloved children (or child protégé in Piccolo's case).
- Obi Wan visited his temple and pretty much confuses Bryan with his late mentor Qui-Gon Jinn for one reason. Mills has since discovered Qui-Gon had ascended, went after him and the two have a good relationship.
- Darkman has also found Bryan similar to himself prior to disfigurement.
- With adequate Papa Wolf and Mama Bear rage over YHVH's plot to kill Madoka, his attention was drawn, causing him and Terra Branford to join "The Pantheonic Rebellion" in the defensive detachment. Subject Delta and an entire army of Big Daddies and Big Sisters has been deployed.
- Fellow retired One Man Armies who just can't seem to get out of trouble John Wick has managed to get along with Bryan, even if they were on different sides of the law (one was a special agent, the other a hitman).
- Him, Kenshiro and Kazuma Kiryu are the most dedicated protectors of children in all the pantheon. Whenever someone hurts a child, expect the offender to be beat within an inch of his life by Kazuma, be strapped to a chair and repeatedly electrocuted by Mills, then get his head blown up by Kenshiro. Don't hurt a kid. Just don't. Unfortunately for Tomaru, they found out what he did and well... the results weren't pretty.
Demigods
Henry VIII
Henry the Eighth, Godly Head of the Heir Club for Men (Henry Tudor, Henry the Ate, Protector of the Faith)
- Demigod
- Symbol: The House of Tudor symbol, combining a white and red rose
- Theme Song: Many, but he's fond of the one from Tudors
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, though considers himself Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Historical Domain Character, The King's Issue, Serial Spouse, Love Ruins the Realm, Bloody Marriages, Well Done Daughter Guy, Spare to the Throne, Big Kings With Big Appetites, Formerly Fit, From Romantic and Passionate To Dour and Ruthless, Glory Seeker, Fiery Redhead, "Do as I say, not as I do"
- Domains: Kingship, England, The Church, Marriages and Divorces, Lust and Passion, Food
- Special relationship with: Queen Elizabeth the First of England (his daughter)
- Allies: Robert Baratheon, Asia Argento, King Dedede, King Arthur
- Vitriolic Best Buds with: William Shakespeare, Pacman
- On good terms with: The House of Food
- Enemies: Cersei Lannister, Smaug, Edmund E Blackadder, Nurgle, Typhus, Melisandre, Diaochan, The Queen of Hearts, Irene Adler, James Moriarty
- Envies: Anyone with happy marriages or many male children
- Opposes: Ebeneezer Scrooge, The Matsuno Sextuplets
- Opposed by: Alexander Anderson
- Additional relationship with: Amy Pond (ex-wifenote ), The Doctor (former son-in-law)
- Henry is the younger son of his namesake Henry the Seventh, whom won the War of the Roses. Though second in place to his brother Arthur, the death of said brother would propel him into history as King Henry the Eighth. Unlike his miser father he was frugal, warm, romantic and sporty. However an infatuation with his mistress compounded by "the king's issue" of needing a prince would turn English politics and religion upside down, transforming him into one of the most notorious and dramatic kings the British Isles ever had.
- Has always been vexed to produce an heir. Despite conceiving eleven children through three wives and a mistress, only four ever lived to grow up; two daughters, one an illegitimate son and one legitimate son. It is no exaggeration to say he reshaped English history to get the son he wanted, and to say the least he was infuriated upon learning Edward would die as at fifteen after his death. Learning about the success of his daughter Elizabeth has led him conflicted to say the least, commenting "it seems God intends to humble me, by making my greatest heir the daughter of that treacherous Anne."
- He dislikes the Matsuno Sextuplets, as their parents managed to produce six sons.
- Remarkably similar to Robert Baratheon; they both were strong and handsome yet became fat, have unhappy marriages/relationships, love to eat and have a cynic disposition. The two are good friends, and both like to complain about Cersei Lannister. The Tudor king is disdainful towards her due as her incestuous adultery reminds him of Anne Boleyn, whom he still insists was a cheating witch. He hates Melisandre even more due to being a witch and a pyromaniac fundamentalist, combining the worst perceived aspects of Boleyn and his daughter Mary.
- He does share antagonism for Irene Adler with Cersei though, as he assumes she's Anne Boleyn. Also thinks James Moriarty is further proof of her scheming nature.
- Often seen hanging out in the Houses of Leadership and Royalty, as one might expect. Being a fat, hungry king he's gotten along rather well with King Dedede. Learning that King Arthur was in the pantheon pleased him greatly, and he immediately went up to him to essentially fanboy over Arthur. Still hasn't gotten over how the other Arthur is a woman, though.
- He's (in)famous for divorcing England from the Catholic Church and setting up his own Church of England, all to definitively annul his marriage with Catherine of Aragon and no longer be subject to the Holy See. Alexander Anderson is still not over it and remains pissed at his actions. He would tear down monasteries and strip them for resources, filling his coffers despite disliking his father's own miserly behavior. Made himself more unpopular by hiring the Sherrif of Nottingham for this task.
- Has tried to loot the many valuables belonging to Smaug in order to fund his religious endeavors, but this hasn't gone anywhere as Smaug keeps killing his men
- He has always had a big appetite, setting up lavish feasts-feasts he often helps plan out for the House of Food, of which they are greatful. He's even got into some friendly eating contests with Pac-Man. However he was able to balance it out with physical activity. Eventually numerous injuries and comfort eating, combined with horrible leg ulcers would cause him to let himself go. At his death, he was so fat he needed help to be moved around. To fit these maladies, he has gone to the House of Health and Diseases, paying Asia Argento a pretty penny to help with him. Naturally he's worried about Typhus and Nurgle.
- As tempting as it may be, don't call him Henry the Ate.
- He's rather friendly towards Rhaegar Targaryen, as they both ended up fundamentally changing the kingdom due to their love for another woman; Lyanna Stark and Anne Boleyn respectively. Rhaegar would rather not be associated with Henry, and is quick to point out that they're not that alike; he kept on loving Lyanna, while Henry would later grow tired and execute Anne.
- At one point he accidentally married Amy Pond of all people, though this was quickly rectified and historical records ignore this. So do they forget that the Doctor in his tenth incarnation married his daughter. He's not sure what to think about either of them, but is at least glad that the Doctor is fond of the nation he rules.
- Heard of his daughter's fondness for William Shakespeare, and requested a visit to the Globe Theater of his temple. Henry ended up enjoying his works, and is a recurring visitor. William is fine with this, but doesn't like to hang out with him that much.
- Rather dissatisfied with Marge Simpson's retelling of his life, and comparison towards Homer. He executed two of his six wives, but he's not as much of a bluebeard as she states.
- Once confused Superman with his old friend Charles Brandon, simply because they looked alike.
Red Forman
Reginald Albert "Red" Forman, God of Veteran Fathers
- Demigod
- Symbol: His blue Corvette
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Threatening to ram his foot into others' rectums, fighting in two wars and retiring after three jobs to raise two kids, real men, Deadpan Snarker, Grumpy Old Man, The Comically Serious, nice moments among stern behavior, rarely being called "Reginald"
- Domains: Fatherhood, Patriotism, Annoyance
- Heralds: Eric Forman, Donna Pinciotti and Leia Anne Forman (his son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter, respectively; all shared with Kitty)
- High Priest: Cotton Hill
- Allies: Kitty Forman (his wife), Dr. Cox, all the Good-Aligned deities in the the House of Military and Warfare, especially the WWII soldiers, Grandpa Simpson, Maes Hughes, Hana and The Wolf-Man, Dozle Zabi, Archie Bunker
- On Good Terms with: Captain Hawkeye Pierce (fellow Korean War soldier)
- Enemies: Any god that annoys him, all deities from Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan and Soviet Russia, The Seinfeld group
- Complicated Relationships with: John Rambo, Hank Hill, Josiah "Jed" Bartlet
- Opposed by: Frasier Crane, Maria and Georg von Trapp
- Fears: RoboCop
- Worthy Opponent: The Janitor
- Red Forman ascended after he retired from being a mere mortal. He now resides in his and Kitty's temple, watching the Packers from in his armchair, and tending to his new, divine Corvette.
- Some people thought that Red would get along famously with Cranky Kong and to a lesser extent, Eustace Bagge. However, Red's reactions upon meeting them were respectively, "Why the hell is that monkey talking?" and calling Eustace a "dumbass farmer that can't grow anything". They did not take kindly to that, and the three old men have a bitter indifference to each other.
- Hank Hill isn't entirely fond of Red either. They get along well enough, but the fact that his own father, Cotton, is Red's high priest doesn't sit well with Hank.
- Red does get along with Dr. Cox due to their similar personalities and outlooks on life. Most gods made mental notes to leave the two of them alone, if they were together and in a bad mood.
- Red also accompanies Dr. Cox when they go and drink with the Janitor. While Red and the Janitor get along, and he doesn't mind the Janitor's behavior towards Dr. Dorian, Red thinks the Janitor should "get up off [his] ass and get back to work" more often. Red was kidnapped and placed inside a water tower for one day, by the Janitor. After the former let him out, Red invited him over for a spaghetti dinner, the spaghetti contained gutter cleanings and dead moths. When the Janitor found out, it was agreed that they had found Worthy Opponents.
- While this was only in a daydream, it has been shown that Red can be very fun to watch whenever he's intoxicated.
- Is terrified of RoboCop, who has a grudge for some reason and nearly beat Red up the first time he saw him if not for the intervention of other deities.
- Rambo mistook him for Robert Briggs and decided to talk to him. Red respects a fellow veteran and likes how Rambo is soft-spoken and wants peace, so they can be seen together at times, when Red's abrasive nature doesn't drive the other away.
- Frasier Crane holds a resentment for Red Forman due to being associated with his own father Martin. Made worse by Forman stating how wimpy of a work psychology is, much like Frasier's father.
- Has a good relationship with Grandpa Simpsons . They're hard-nosed and irritable veterans and parents, but good deep down. How the age dynamic works when Red Forman is from the 1970s and Grandpa lives in the 1990s(at the start) is up for debate. And as it turns out, both of their fathers were even harder asses.