Pantheon / Other Relatives

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Greater Gods

    The Richards Family/Fantastic Four 
The Richards Family, Divine Badass Familynote  (The Fantastic Four, Five, etc, Future Foundation[Team] Mr. Fantastic [Reed], Invisible Woman [Susan], Human Torch [Johnny], The Thing [Ben])
  • Theme Song: Fantastic Four Intro
  • Greater Deities as a teamnote 
  • Symbol: A Circle with the Number Four inside.
  • Alignment: Varies from each individual, but definetly Good
  • Portfolio (All): Artifact Title, Elite Four (sometimes), Friends with Uatu, Super Family Team, Dysfunction Junction.
  • Domain: Family, Heroes, Science, Powers.
  • Allies:
  • Odd Friendship: The Elite Four.
  • Enemies: All ascended Marvel villains but especially Doctor Doom, Kang the Conqueror, Green Goblin, Ultron, Ragyo Kiryuin, The Huckebein Family, Relius Clover, Heihachi Mishima, Unicron, Syndrome, Shinnok, Regime Superman, Shao Kahn, Lord Brevon.
  • Complicated Relationship: Galactus.
  • A very unique family that not only includes The Richards and their two kids, but also Sue's younger brother Johnny and Reed's best friend Ben. They also have super powers and have gone through many dangerous adventures.
  • Both Reed, Sue, and Johnny were already part of the pantheon before the arrival of Ben, Franklin and Valeria. However, the three had to relinquish their own individual titles. However, they didn't care. They were just happy being reunited with their family again. And Johnny welcome Ben by dunking a bucket of water over him. That cause Ben to chase Johnny around the Pantheon.
  • Don't ever, EVER mention a certain movie around them. Really, don't. It's pretty much a Berserk Button for them.
  • Because the Fantastic Four are a family, they will fight like one. As in, they will argue with each other. Despite what others might think, this actually makes them much stronger as a team. Though, there are limits and the team have broken up on occasion.
  • Made fast friends the Parr Family. Both groups noted how very similar they are to each other.
  • While the FF are enemies of Doctor Doom, there have been times when they have work together for one reason or another.
    • Valerie however isn't antagonistic towards Doom. In fact, she calls his uncle and once ran away from home to live with Doom.
  • Reed, along with Tony Stark, believes that Science Will Explain This. There are no such things as gods, after all, only Sufficiently Advanced Aliens. And he is one of them. Well, okay, maybe that one guy who brought Ben Grimm back from the dead who looked like Jack Kirby counts, but that's it.
  • While Reed does care for his family, he does have his moments of being too absorbed in his work. Though, there are times when he actually feels guilty over the accident that gave them their powers.
  • Reed has been hanging around with other smart guys of the pantheon. In particular The Doctor. He is fascinated by the Time Lord's technology of making things bigger then they seem.
  • The pantheon are divided on whether Pantheon Reed Richards is useless or awesome.
  • Johnny is well know to be a Casanova back in his home world. So it wouldn't be that surprising to see him hit on some of the females in the pantheon. He once actually hit on both Korra and Asami, not realizing the two were together. Though, both parties were cool and Johnny is friends with Korra.
  • When Johnny and Captain America are in the same room, the two look at each other weirdly since they look similar.
  • Johnny Storm should not to be confused with Johnny Cage. Human Torch himself also happily joins in with the camp of "I refuse to let Johnny Cage play as me" despite acknowledging his heroic spirit.
  • Johnny is confuse on why some deities think he is black.
  • Susan Storm was often consider the weakest member of the Four since her only powers was turning invisible. However, after developing her powers to include making invisible force fields to support her teams and fight, she is now consider the most strongest and dangerous member. Especially when she gets mad.
    • Susan once even encased the entire Baxter Buildingnote  in her force field.
  • Sue is very protective of her family, especially over her two children. It's because of this she made friends with other protective mothers/wives in the pantheon like Kushina, Nanoha, and Sophitia.
  • Don't bring up the time Susan dress inappropriately. While it was during the time she was possess by Malice, it not a good moment of her's.
    • Also, don't ever call her a "slutty secretary". It would most likely end with the person knock out.
  • How Ben feels about his condition varies; most time he is pretty much ok with his rocky exterior. Other times he becomes depress over it. Either way, he is happy that he doesn't get that much stares from the Pantheon.
  • Ben is often seen as The Heart of the greater Marvel heroes community. He actually made friends with Dick Greyson who is also consider The Heart in the DC heroes community.
    • Ben also made friends with Claire Bennet who also wanted to be normal again.
  • Ben has to remind some people that his Catch-Phrase, "Its Clobbering Time", did not come from his older brother beating him up.
  • It should be noted that Franklin has the potential of being one of the strongest beings in existence thanks to his reality warping powers. Perhaps even stronger than the likes of Madoka, Sailor Moon, or even Cosmos herself. Sadly, it's because of his hidden powers that he tends to get targeted by the likes of Lord Brevon, Shinnok and Regime Superman who wish to use his hidden powers for their own ends. Good thing his parent aren't going to let happen anytime soon.
  • Valerie's very existence is a bit complicated. In short, she was actually the miscarried child of Reed and Susan who was saved by Franklin when he used his reality powers to transport her to an alternate universe. In that reality, she was raised by an alternate Susan Storm who married to a heroic Doctor Doom. After some hi jinx, a now grown up Valerie was reverted back to a fetus and into Sue's stomach. And with help from Doom, was safety born again.
  • Franklin and Valerie have hang out with some of the other younger deities in the pantheon. Though, some would admit Franklin is more easier to be friends with then Valerie, if only because her attitude.
  • Currently, the area is only occupied by Johnny and Ben with the Richards' whereabouts currently unknown (though since some have pointed out they were last seen rebuilding the Multiverse after the Secret Wars, they are presumably still at it.) Though the other reason is due to their superiors not wanting to do much with the team until reposessing the movie rights. Ben is currently with the Guardians of the Galaxy and Johnny has assured followers and fans they will return and that the Baxter Building was currently in the hands of Spider-Man, in the hands of family.

Intermediate Gods

    Belial and Nebiros 
Belial and Nebiros, Gods of Paternal Affection for the Adopted
  • Demon lords, equivalent to Intermediate Gods.
  • Symbols: A trident (Belial) and a puppet (Nebiros)
  • Alignment: Nominally Chaotic Evil, drifting into Chaotic Neutral (for Alice only).
  • Portfolio: Love for Innocence, Blissfully Oblivious Loving Children, Happy Adoptions, Appreciation But Not Love For One's Partner, Bonus Boss
  • Domain: Protection, Love, Fire, Illusion, Necromancy, Ars Goetia.
  • Allies: Mr. Koiwai (advisor). Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV, Mary Poppins, Lucifer.
  • Nobody knows for sure how they transitioned from sadistic Goetic demon kings to the fierce protectors of their loving adopted daughter Alice, herself now a Lesser Goddess in the House of Emotion. The full story is implied to be a horrific Tear Jerker, and the two of them keep it under wraps for her consideration.
  • The two of them represent part of the Goetia in the Pantheons.
  • They once got entangled in a conspiracy involving possessed phones, Alice, and Raidou Kuzunoha. Cottoning on the kid's potential, they later requested Raidou's aid via their master to weaken Alice and then rewarded him with the power to summon her as one of his demons. They saved him from her later during the case of the The Lone Marebito and returned all his things that Alice stole.
  • Nebiros is considered one of the premier necromancers of the Pantheon, and delights in fighting to prove his nigh-peerless skill. Alice herself has proven to be a most apt pupil, though both Belial and Nebiros have been kindly asked to stop her if she gets too out of hand. The sheer horror of the last time Alice exerted her powers to unleash a massive Night of the Living Mooks (which were Made of Explodium to boot) got them reprimanded. Nebiros just sees it all the more reason to better train Alice.
    • When Jack Skellington heard of Alice's powers, he wanted her to show a bit of it to him so he could use it for his Halloween acts. Belila and Nebiros immediately vetoed Jack's offer, but said that Alice could see Jack's shows as long as she behaved herself.
  • They have reluctantly called on others to allow Alice a bit more freedom with her desire for friends. Gentaro Kisaragi, Wednesday Addams, Mandy, Hansel and Gretel and Peter Pan were eventually singled out as particularly good candidates. Wishing to become better parents, they regularly consult both Mr. Koiwai and Gentaro for paternity advice.
    • To Belial and Nebiros's relief, Gentaro's currently trying to see if his good friend, Tomoko Nozama, would be interested in having Alice as a friend also. However, he was left astonished when he asked them about Alice's origins - both clammed up instantly. He is no longer sure he wants to pry in the matter.
      • Upon hearing about Gentaro's alternate self, and Alice's attempts to 'befriend' that Gentaro, Belial and Nebiros are worried about what would happen if Gentaro was resurrected, presumably because he'd act similar to Alice herself. In fact, they recently found out that when Gentaro died by Ryusei's hand, Alice revived him first, not Kengo. Belial and Nebiros weren't happy to learn that, but were relieved when Kengo used the Cosmic Switch to undo the damage and bring the real Gentaro back to life. The two made Alice apologize for her mistakes, but Gentaro and Kengo forgave her, causing the girl to cry in happiness. Gentaro and Kengo now visit her every now and then, taking her to the Rabbit Hatch and engaging in tea parties for her enjoyment.
    • With the ascension of Mary Poppins into the Pantheon, the two are relieved to find that she has been ever so patient and kind to Alice (and the fact that Alice didn't go Die for Me!! on Mary Poppins).
  • While they are trying to be good adoptive parents, this doesn't mean they are "good", period. As an example, they sometimes join Alice in her search for "friends". Sometimes they start the search by outright hunting innocents they can add to Alice's collection. Raidou and other summoners have been tasked with keeping tabs on them and stopping them if necessary... especially if they decide Alice needs more friends...
  • Despite allying with Mr. Koiwai, Koiwai states that Belial and Nebiros are not allowed within vicinity of Yotsuba. Considering what would happen to poor Yotsuba if Alice went Die for Me!, the demons agreed.

    Flora, Fauna and Merryweather 
Flora, Fauna and Merryweather, Patron Goddesses of Fairy Godparents (The Three Good Fairies, The Rebels (by Maleficent), Aunts (by Aurora), Knotgrass, Flittle and Thistlewit)
Left to right: Flora, Fauna, Merryweather
  • Theme Song: "Magical House Cleaning" / "Blue Or Pink"
  • Intermediate Goddesses
  • Symbol: Three floating orbs of red (Flora), green (Fauna) and blue light (Merryweather); alternatively their outfits in red, green and blue
  • Alignment: Neutral Good for three of them, but Merryweather can slips into Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Gives up their magic to protect Aurora to avoid Maleficent by raising her for 16 years, used magic to prepare for Aurora's 16th birthday led to Maleficent discovered her whereabout, has bigger role than in the original fairytale, Big, Thin, Short Trio, wearing red, green, and blue, helping Phillip to defeat Maleficent, Freudian Trio
  • Domains: Fairies, Godmothers, Magic
  • Allies: Prince Phillip (non-ascended), Aqua, Sora, Ventus, Cinderella, Link, Alice Liddell, any good-aligned children deities, Pinocchio, Altaria
  • Enemies: Maleficent, Lady Tremaine, The Crow
  • Opposed: Tinker Bell
  • Opposed by: Any evil-aligned children deities, Shrek
  • Feared by: The House of Dragons, especially the Evil-aligned ones such as Acnologia, Nefarian, Deathwing
  • Conflicting Opinion: Timmy Turner
  • Complicated Relationship with: Aurora, Nozdormu, Ysera, Alexstrasza
  • Annoyed by: Navi
  • Odd Friendship: Spyro
  • Unanimously agreed to be worthy of the position by the entire Pantheon by not only going above and beyond their call of duty to raise Aurora for 16 years to protect her without magic, but the three of them love her so much that they did all the work for Prince Phillip to defeat Maleficent - THE MISTRESS OF ALL EVIL, despite obviously being rightfully dead terrified of her.
  • When first heard the news that the three of them has ascended, Aurora came by and first gave them a hug; but then calls them out for lying to her about her origin for her entire life, force her to abandon her simple life to become a princess she isn't ready for AND marry someone she doesn't know! (it worked out in the end because that person is Prince Phillip, but still) After a heart-to-heart, Aurora came to understand that they have her best intention at heart and agree to atleast try building a proper relationship with the three fairies without lies this time around.
  • When ascended, they took it upon themselves to give blessing to every single children deities in the Pantheon who doesn't have their own godmother to wish them the best in life. Yes, that include the evil-aligned ones, although they aren't happy about it and frequently give blessing that will intervene or foil their most evil plans as they don't want to wish harm to the child regardless of the bad or good choices they made in their life and stoop to Maleficent's level.
    • However, they were at first confused about Pinocchio and doesn't know what to make of him as he still appears in his puppet form in the House of Personal Appearance. After learning about his temple, they gave him their blessing while Pinocchio is very excited as Merryweather is also a fairy wearing blue like the Blue Fairy.
  • Their reaction when finding out that not only their sworn enemy Maleficent is still alive and kicking, but also has a place in the Pantheon while still planning to unleash darkness upon the world by kidnapping Aurora and the other Princesses of Hearts is a mixed of disbelief, shock, anger, protectiveness toward Aurora and (for Merryweather) trying furiously to locate Maleficent to turn the evil fairy into stone while Flora desperately holds her back and Fauna trying to convince her to calm down.
    • Despite being mortal enemies, the three of them somehow almost always ended up running to Maleficent whenever they arrive late to perform their duty of giving blessings to newborns in the Pantheon. People deduce that after the shenanigan with Aurora, parents in the Pantheon have learned to invite Maleficent into special occasions so she cannot crash it and curse their children. Most of these encountered always ended up in a magical duel in both side and destroy whatever temples the occasion took place in, so the people made sure to have different time table for both side to avoid each other.
  • For the love of God, under any circumstance, do NOT mention the universe that they were forced to take in Aurora and are neglected idiots whose treatment toward her borderlines abusive if you don't want to be turned into stone. In fact, don't mention the name Knotgrass, Flittle and Thistlewit in front of them either. Many of their followers happily agree.
  • The three of them disprove Timmy Turner as they think he abused the blessing he received from his own godparents one time too many. Having said that, the three fairies still allow their High Priest Cosmo and Wanda to visit Timmy in the Fallen but warn that even they couldn't help the couple if they were thrown into the same place with Timmy.
  • Cinderella first mistook Merryweather to be her own fairy godmother as both of them are fairies in the shape of old ladies wearing blue. While disappointed when this is not the case, she is still grateful to know that there are someone out there like her godmother using their magic for good. Cinderella sometimes visit their temple to ease her longing for her own godmother as she discovered that Flora sounds similar to the godmother in her world.
    • Because the three fairies love children and see the circumstance Cinderella went through, they came to deeply despises Lady Tremaine, especially knowing that Tremaine tries to kill Cinderella, as well as the fact that Tremaine sounds really similar to Maleficent.
  • Because both of them have red motif and the same voice, Alice was first terrified of Flora as she thought that her mortal enemy the Queen of Hearts has ascended. After a clearance from Sora and Aqua, she came to like the three of them as they love children very much and would go to great length to protect them, especially Aurora, and thus would be great help in the battle against Xenahort.
  • Was not amused when discovered about Tinker Bell's existence they feel she is too mean-spirited in her jealousy when formed various schemes to kill Wendy.
  • Link paid their temple a visit and asked for a blessing after discovered that they helped Prince Phillip killed the Mistress of All Evil Maleficent. The three fairies wished all of his versions the best in their adventure but cannot help but be annoyed by his choice of companion in Navi.
  • While only take the form of a crow, the Crow still despises them for turning Diablo into stone and immediately plotting to attack them in their small form. The three fairies also don't impress with the Crow's action either and Merryweather swears to turn him / her / it into stone if he / she / it pulls that sort of thing towards Aurora or anyone else.
  • Feared by all dragon deities in the Pantheon, especially the evil-aligned ones, as the three fairies were able to enchanted a sword to kill the Mistress of All Evil Maleficent herself when she took her dragon form. Most dragons deities stay away from their temple as the fairies can turn small and sneak attack any of the dragon if they want to. However, some of the more powerful and evil ones like Nefarian, Deathwing and Acnologia are plotting to get rid of them to remove a potential threat.
    • The only real exception among the dragons are Nozdormu, who believes that they can terminate his evil future self Murozond, and Spyro, who already had experience dealing with fairies and doesn't afraid with going near them. Flora, Fauna & Merryweather were pleasantly surprised to see some non-evil dragon deity and welcomed Spyro while feeling sorry for Nozdormu, but quietly promised they will do whatever it take to protect innocent lives when the time comes. Altaria also on friendly term with them as the Pokemon's Mega evolution is Dragon-Fairy and is presumably able to shrug off their attack. Flora, Fauna, Merryweather along with the rest of the good-aligned deites are making effort to protect the Pokemon from being captured and experimented on by Deathwing or Nefarian in their effort to get rid of the three fairies.
    • Because that Flora, Fauna and Merryweather can kill dragons, as well as the fact that they promised to kill Nozdormu when he turn evil, the three fairies are on difficult term with his sisters and fellow Dragon Aspects Ysera and Alexstrasza. While they respect the three fairies for making such a difficult promise and understand that Flora, Fauna and Merryweather only kill evil dragons, the two Dragon Aspect still keep their guard up.
  • Surprised to see Klefki in the Pantheon, as the Pokemon is the only fairy who isn't humanoid and cannot use magic to attack. They are even more surprise and confused when learned that the Pokemon is Steel / Fairy.
  • Shrek isn't their biggest fan due to his bad experience with fairy godmothers. Having said that, he understand that these fairy godmothers are the good guys.
  • They also share a position in the House of Otherness.

    Lilo & Stitch 
Lilo Pelekai and Stitch, Gods of True Companions (Lilo: Little Girl, Weirdlo; Stitch: Experiment 626,note  Abomination, Trog, Little Monster, Kenny, Stitch Pelekai)
  • Theme Song: "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride" by Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu and The Kamehameha Schools Children's Chorus. Alternately, "Aloha, E Komo Mai" (Lilo & Stitch: The Series theme song) performed by Jump5 and (partially) Stitch himself.
  • Intermediate God (Stitch) and Demigoddess (Lilo)
  • Symbols:
  • Alignment: Both are Neutral Good; Stitch was Chaotic Evil before he met Lilo.
  • Portfolios:
  • Domains:
    • Both: Family, Friendship, Love (in the platonic sense), Hawai'i
    • Lilo: Voodoo (she tries), Weirdness
    • Stitch: Genetics, Mischief, Space
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Basically anyone who hates the concept of family and/or are willing to harm families, whether it's their own families or otherwise, especially The Child Abuse Supporters. Also, evil-aligned aliens who the two cannot convert and Gideon Graves
  • Odd Friendship with (Stitch only): Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  • Conflicting Opinions from (all towards Stitch): Ariel, Aladdin, Belle and The Beast, Simba, Cinderella and most other Disney deities
  • Observed by: The Men in Black
  • Ascended when the Pantheon contacted the United Galactic Federation to inform the human-alien duo about their ascension, to which they held a special council meeting for—ah, who are we kidding… Lilo found out about the Pantheon when she was using Dr. Jumba Jookiba's computer one day, got interested in it, and got Stitch interested as well upon telling him about it. After he found out exactly where the Pantheon is after just seconds of research, he took Lilo aboard The Red One and flew the ship to where the Pantheon is using its hyperdrive. How he managed to even figure out the Pantheon's coordinates so quickly (considering that's top secret information) is beyond anybody's comprehension.
  • With a strong belief in her father's teachings about 'ohana, and using Elvis Presley as an example of a "model citizen", Lilo rehabilitated Stitch, changing him from a destructive being who only cared about himself to the still mischievous yet caring friend he is today, forming a new family of humans and aliens consisting of the two, her older sister Nani, "Uncle" Jumba, and "Aunt" Wendy Pleakley. Later, they would save Stitch's 625 prior "cousins" from the clutches of Jumba's former partner Dr. Hämsterviel and found a "one true place" for all of them to use their abilities for good. The duo were given their role based on how they managed to improve themselves and the lives of their extended family for the better, which is rather impressive for a young girl and a reformed artificially-created alien.
  • Stitch is trying to get his "cousins" ascended into the Pantheon as well. So far, Sparky (Experiment 221) has managed to ascend to the Pantheon,note  who also brought Zap (Experiment 603) as his High Priest. Sparky was then followed by Reuben (Experiment 625), who also happens to be the second cousin Lilo and Stitch met, although he was the last cousin Lilo reformed. Later on, Angel (Experiment 624) would also join them in the Pantheon, much to Stitch's delight.
    • That said, it's still taking a long time for him and Lilo to ascend the other experiments, although they (along with the rest of the extended Pelekai family) are allowed to visit to help reinforce the "Nobody Gets Left Behind" part of 'ohana. In the meantime, they're scattered all over the Pantheon as followers of various deities under Lilo's suggestion. She did it before in the mortal realm, so she could do the same in the Pantheon.
  • Although Stitch is Lilo's adopted pet under State of Hawaii law, their relationship is much closer to that of loving siblings rather than just a girl and her alien "dog". Even though they do get emotional if they're forcibly separated from each other, they are just the best of friends and nothing more. Lilo is even completely content with Stitch's relationship with his "boojiboo", Angel, despite that the human girl and the pink experiment initially did not get along.
    • On the topic of Angel, for some reason, he once thought his girlfriend ascended into the house of Singers & Performers, only to be disappointed to learn she wasn't there. However, he still checked out the temple of the goddess and was awe-strucken with her voice. When she found him smiling widely at her sight and voice, she just took it in stride, even reassuring Lilo who was chasing after him that no harm was done. Thus, Stitch became one of Margaret Moonlight's biggest fans. Little did he expect though that Margaret would actually help him get Angel ascended sometime later.
  • It's possible that Stitch can find his way into any universe he dang pleases to enter. This has caused some friction between him and some of the other Disney characters that are in the Pantheon. Expect him to mess with something and ruin a good moment upon ending up in another world.
    • Ariel didn't like how Stitch surfed in riding a huge wave while she was singing the reprise of "Part of Your World". She threw a sea star at his face for doing so.
    • Stitch almost crushed Belle and the Beast while they were dancing in the ballroom when he climbed on the chandelier. His added "molecular density" on the light fixture brought it and him crashing down on the floor below. Belle became perturbed and went back to her room, telling the alien to "Get [his] own movie."
    • While Aladdin and Jasmine were riding on Carpet together, Stitch pulled up next to Carpet in The Red One, charming the princess with his superior spacecraft. Needless to say, Ali was not pleased to see his girl joyriding with the alien afterwards.
    • He somehow swapped places with baby Simba when the lion was supposed to be formally introduced to the Pride Lands. Rafiki mistakenly raised the alien high above Pride Rock until either Timon or some random warthog (not Pumbaa) pointed it out from the crowd watching below. A stampede of animals escaping the vicinity of the rock formation followed.
    • When he escaped to Florida one time, he pretended to be Prince Charming and broke into Cinderella Castle, disturbing the titular princess. He then proceeded to TP and graffiti the castle afterwards, forcing her groundskeepers to clean up the mess overnight.
    • For his part, Stitch has since apologized for the above incidents, although he did secretly gave Jasmine another go-around in The Red One sometime later.
  • The duo were happy to see some of the people they've met before in the Pantheon, such as T.J. Detweiler (who met them while he was vacationing in Kaua'i) and Kim Possible (who helped Lilo rescue Stitch from Dr. Drakken one time), and they've maintained their friendships with them.
  • Some gods thought that Stitch left Lilo and ended up with a different human girl in Japan. He was shocked and upset to even hear the idea of him leaving Lilo behind, and strongly reaffirmed the tightness of his 'ohana. (i.e. He threatened to tear apart anyone who dare suggests that he does not like or care for any member of his family anymore.)
  • Lilo's skills in calming troubled individuals and helping to give them a new purpose in life (or "one true place" as she calls it) has led to her becoming a popular life coach, although she works better with non-humans. Like the experiments back on Kaua'i, she regularly checks up on those she helped out.
  • Likewise, Stitch is very much a caring being when given the chance to be friendly. He is more than willing to help out, play with, and give hugs to those who don't reject him. That being said, he is still very mischievous even after Lilo reformed him, and is just as more than likely to join other tricksters like Dennis Mitchel, Bart Simpson, and Hoopa in pranking others.
  • Stitch's status as an artificial creature has also garnered the attention of some gods known for dealing with genetics and other scientific fields, especially the Mad Scientist and Evil Genius gods who are more interested in the alien's original function. Considering that he was upset by the fact that he was originally designed to be a destructive monster, and that he once suffered seizure-like glitches that reverted him to his evil programming, which almost ruined his relationship with Lilo, he naturally does not want to be reminded about his old self. He prefers to be seen as a good person that Lilo knows him to be. That and also cute and fluffy, not mean and scary.
  • There have been some debates by the other gods in the Pantheon about which of the two is truly the weirder one. While Stitch's wacky behavior is obvious, Lilo has a lot of strange habits of her own, such as feeding a fish (one named Pudge) a peanut butter sandwich because she believes it controls the weather, and taking lots of photos, especially of overweight people (the more rotund gods in the Pantheon are annoyed by this habit of hers). Her behavior is sometimes so odd that even Stitch has to keep her under control sometimes. Nevertheless, the gods agree that for all of Lilo and Stitch's strangeness, their hearts are in the right place.
  • The House of Food was not happy with Stitch. He frequently ate the dishware that meals are served on and tended to take a lot of food from the pantry, becoming quite a nuisance as a result. It got worse when coconut cake and coffee were involved. With help from the House of Technology, the House of Food tried every measure to secure their coffee and dessert stock, but Stitch managed to figure out how to bust or circumvent everything they had in place, and even mocked them on security camera footage for trying to outsmart the one and only Experiment 626.
    • They did consider using his main weakness of water to stop him, but decided against it. Why? 'Cause one, water is used to make both cake and coffee (among many other foodstuffs), and thus they don't want to risk ruining the food stock should something go horribly wrong; and two, they're not going to be that cruel to him, even if he is a trouble-maker (and they also don't want to get Lilo upset by having her think that they want to try to drown him).
    • However, Stitch's food-snatching escapades eventually stopped thanks to an unlikely individual; his immediate predecessor and older "cousin", Reuben. One day, when Stitch was just entering the pantry for another round of pigging-out, he and Reuben (who was getting ingredients for a massive Dagwood) saw each other face-to-face for the first time since the latter's ascension. Naturally, Stitch was very happy to see his cousin again and immediately hugged Reuben, who was also pleased to see his younger brother-like cuz and hugged him back. That said, since he was informed from the other House of Food gods about Stitch's frequent pantry raids, Reuben politely (though with some snarky banter on the side) told Stitch that taking so much food from the House of Food's pantry was not a good thing to do. Stitch realized that his cousin was right and apologized to him, promising not to do it again. Reuben, being the relatively reasonable guy that he is, accepted the apology on the House's behalf. He then quickly made Stitch a foot-long Fool's Gold Loaf and also gave him a cup of coffee and a slice of pre-made coconut cake, and Stitch thanked his cousin for the meal before leaving. Now whenever Stitch visits the House of Food, he always goes to see Reuben first, who always has a plentiful meal (whenever it's made by him or not) prepared for his always hungry cuz.
  • When Lilo and Stitch met Ash Ketchum and Pikachu, the two duos were both intrigued of how similar they were, having such close friendships between a young, caring human and a cute, yet powerful creature, and for befriending many other strange and fantastic creatures like the ones they know. The human children got along well pretty quickly, but Stitch and Pikachu took a while longer to get used to one another. The yellow Pokémon was initially weirded out by the blue alien's strange appearance and even stranger behavior, while the alien was suspicious about how the Pokémon was similar to Sparkynote  and may have been jealous of the Pokémon's adorable looks. However, when the two saw how the other got along nicely with the creatures they know (especially their best friends) and how they fight in battle, the two then decided to become friends. They even made a promise to one another to protect the other's best human friend should they end up with or switch places with them.
  • When N heard about Lilo's closeness to the experiments, reminding him about his closeness with Pokémon, he asked her how was she able to do rehabilitate so many once-evil creatures. She explained her 'ohana thing, which upset N as he and his cruel father never got along, unlike Lilo with her late parents (especially her father, who came up with and enforced the 'ohana motto). Lilo and Stitch were greatly disturbed when N told them his story, and were horrified to hear that a family member would be so cruel to their relative. Lilo then told N that he is welcome to join her 'ohana, and N happily accepted. He now hangs with the experiments at least once a week, oftentimes with his Pokémon, and is pleased to see them enjoying life and being mostly kind to others.
  • When Lilo found out that her idol Elvis was not in the House of Music, she tried to get him to ascend to take on the role of the God of Rock and Roll as "the King" rightfully deserves. At first, the House of Music gently told her that he had ascended there before, but has since left the building, so she headed back to her temple where she lied down on the floor depressed and played his "Heartbreak Hotel" on her record player all the rest of the day that day. However, being the ever-plucky girl that she is, she then went to work on what would be a massive rally campaign to get him ascended, with Stitch and the experiments helping her out. They threw a concert where Stitch got back into his Elvis outfit and rocked away to the King's tunes on his guitar. Many of the Pantheon's best singers were there to back the duo up on stage; Angel in particular sang a moving rendition of "Can't Help Falling in Love" with her boyfriend. After suddenly receiving so many demands for Presley's return, the House of Music eventually decided to bring Elvis back into their halls. To say that Lilo and Stitch were thrilled to finally meet him would be an understatement.
  • Stitch is one of several deities that Sora can summon in combat (the others being Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Genie, and Bambi). However, the Keybearer's opinions are conflicting, since Stitch once played a nasty game of "hide and seek" on him, Donald, and Goofy, leading to them being captured by the Master Control Program.
    • At least Stitch will always greet Sora with a lick in the face upon being summoned. It's said that Ash once compared that to Karl being greeted in a similar fashion by his grandfather's Mightyena. (Oddly enough, Mightyena's National Dex number is 262, which is the reverse of Stitch's experiment number, and also the experiment number of his superheroic cousin, Ace.)
  • Some gods were surprised to find Stitch being friends with Dr. Doofenshmirtz, considering the two never actually met in either of their universes. Apparently, one time they met during a camping trip and they teamed up during a talent show night performing (and talking about the lyrics of) "Blackbird" by The Beatles. The families watching were pretty entertained by their performance, even though... well, let's just say Angel should give her boyfriend and Doof some singing lessons.
  • The Men in Black are aware of Stitch and the aliens' presence on Kaua'i, including their connections with Lilo and her family. However, Cobra Bubbles, one of their members who is a good friend to the Pelekai 'ohana, has assured them that there are no problems with the presence of them on the island and nobody's memories need to be wiped there. He also assists the United Galactic Federation in keeping the family in check, and makes sure that the rest of the United States government does not interfere with the family's intergalactic relations.
  • Due to having similar believes on finding "one's true place", the duo became good friends with The Cutie Mark Crusaders who help gods find their meaning in life. When Lilo visited their temple and found the myriad of photos with the Crusaders' good "Vampire wrestling caretakers", she immediately said that she wanted to visit them. At that point, Gangrel—having been bombarded with the Crusaders' good-hearted attempts to give him some new friends—was THIS CLOSE to kicking Lilo out until Lilo started fangirling over how awesome he was from his ring of fire entrance, his entrance theme, his blood baths and more. Gangrel lightened up after that and Luna Vachon finds Stitch to be absolutely "adorable" (and fluffy!). Lilo now joins the Crusaders whenever the trio wish to watch an all-night horror movie marathon in the House of Ambiguity.
  • Stitch became fans of Scott and Ramona's love story and how Scott had to battle Ramona's evil exes. He, alongside Angel, sometimes go on double dates with Scott and Ramona to see who can fight through the most people within the house of Combat. Also helps that they are repulsed by Gideon Graves and his actions, willing to jump into the fray should he be a threat to anyone that they care about.
  • Stitch attracted the attention of George Beard and Harold Hutchins, who, though they admire Lilo's efforts to be good and reform herself and others, are bound and determined to get her "to loosen up a little", especially after they heard a rumor that she pulled a prank on an entire beachful of tourists as revenge for them being rude to her. Lilo, for her part, admires the two boys deep friendship and creativity, as well as their efforts to, as she puts it, "manage Mr. Krupp's badness level."
  • Finally, it should be strongly noted that threatening to harm or kidnap either Lilo or anyone else in the extended Pelekai family is inadvisable, lest one wants to feel the wrath of a little blue alien juggernaut and his cousins. Should you do so anyway, then if you hear Stitch say the Tantalog words, "Meega nala kweesta!",note  you are done for.

Medea, Goddess of Parents That Killed Their Own Children

Toriel, Goddess of Interspecies Adoption (Tori, Tu-Toriel, Mom, Queen Toriel Dreemurr, the Queen of All Monsters, Goat Mom)

Lesser Gods

    The Hückebein Family 
The Hückebein Family, Deities of Families of Evil

    Larten Crepsley 
Larten Crepsley, Patron Saint of Vampires That Love Their Assistant(s) (Mr. Crepsley, Master Crepsley, Quicksilver, Vur Horston)
Manga Adaption 
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Symbol: A mouth full of webs.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Badass Red Cape, Badass Teacher, Breakout Character, Dual Wielding, Good Scar, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Killed Off for Real, Knife Nut, Noodle Incident, Offered A Crown, Parental Substitute, Perpetual Frowner, Platonic Declaration of Love, Proud Warrior Race Guy, Senseless Sacrifice, The Only One Allowed to Defeat You, Together in Death, Withholding the Cure, Vampiric Transfusion, Can Control Spiders, Poisonous Person, Largely Illiterate
  • Domains: Vampires, spiders, showmanship, freak shows, familial love
  • Followers: Seba Nile, Darren Shan, Graf von Krolock, Darla, Lestat, Eric, Barnabas Collins, Andrew Bennet, Saya
  • Allies: Adrian Fahrenheight Tepes/Alucard, Arachne, Muffet, Rachnera, Mercury, Hecate, Yukiko Amagi, Zubat, Zinogre, Grey Wolf Sif, Jake the Dog, Queen Elsa, Conan, Xena, Red Sonja, James Howlett/Wolverine, Aragorn, Sora, William Shakespeare, Oscar Diggs, Kaito Kuroba, Zatanna Zatara, Albus Dumbledore
  • Enemies: Dracula, Ungoliant, Pennywise, Tom Riddle/Voldemort
  • Feared By: Ungoliant, Pennywise
  • Weirded Out By: Dracula
  • Observed By: The House Of Justice
  • Respects: Marceline, Harry Potter
  • Pities: Harry Potter
  • Opposed by: Many cats and dogs in the House of Beasts
  • Opposes: Arcueid Brunestud, Nazis in general
  • Herald: Seba Nile
  • Originally found wandering in the House of Vampires he quickly ascended to the god of Vampires that love their vampire son; or in his universe assistant, after the Main House discovered his history with his own assistant, the young Darren Shan.
    • For those that don't know a vampire's assistant is literally just that, a humannote  who assists a vampire in life. Said humans; and half-vampaneze, do this so that they can ultimately one day become a vampire themselves. During their time as a assistant the human will eventually be turned into a half-vampirenote ; a process that's done by having vampire blood pumped into them through their fingernailsnote , so long as the assistant still wishes to become a vampire. As a half-vampire they usually continue to serve as an assistant up until they become a full vampirenote  normally.
  • Vampires are not suppose to blood human children; though exceptions are made depending on the circumstances, this is because of how protective people have become of their children in the recent century.
    • Unfortunately this is something Larten is guilty of doing this, having blooded his first and only assistant Darren Shan. This fact nearly ended up costing Larten his life when he returned to Vampire Mountain alerting the Vampire Generals and Princes to what he's done. In the end they only spared him was when his assistant inadvertently gave the Vampire Princes' the idea of giving Darren a challengenote  for Larten's life, something Larten was unhappy about, but allowed his assistant too decide.
      • Despite the case of him turning a child into a half-vampire was ultimately dropped with his life being sparednote  many in the House of Justice believe that he got off too lightly and should receive a actual punishment. Thankfully though Nemesis was able to tell and reveal that he was under the influence of a more powerful being note , thus resolving the issue. The House of Justice though still keeps him under observation though, just in case.
  • Also, has a temple in the House of Vampires.
  • Never bring up his movie counterpart.
  • Fully supports Alucard's crusade to free the other vampires following Dracula and has even offered his assistance.
  • Is a little weirded out seeing Dracula in the pantheon, considering that he actually met Bram Stoker and may have helped inspire the creation of the character after Abraham interviewed him and the old Vampire Prince Paris.
  • Sometimes uses the name of his close cousin and adopted brother Vur Horston as a way to honor him after he was murdered.
    • The murder of Vur is also the very event that ultimately led him into becoming a vampire.
  • Doesn't like Arcueid Brunestud, sure she's friendly but the fact that she fed Shiki Tohno another vampire just to be nice disturbs him greatly.
    • It should be noted though that he has no problem with someone let alone humans eating a vampire; just ask The Guardians Of The Blood. The problem came from how it was done.
  • Because he used to work in a freak show with his preforming spider Madame Octa before his death and ascension he can sometimes be seen working with gods related to showmanship like William Shakespeare, Oscar Diggs, Zatanna Zatara and Kaito Kuroba
  • Befriended Arachne, Muffet and Rachnera with stories of his preforming spider Madame Octa. They were; however, disappointed to find out that he no longer has her in his possession since his assistant Darren released her in Vampire Mountain. They were disturbed though to find out that he get Madame Octa to preform by controlling her.
    • Though its unknown if his ability to control spiders will work on sentient ones, it still gained him a surprising amount of fear from Ungoliant and oddly enough Pennywise for some reason.
  • Is hardly ever seen in his temple preferring to travel like the rest of his clan. Naturally he ended up befriending Mercury, Hecate and Yukiko Amagi because of this.
  • Like all vampires from his universe his blood is toxic, must eat normal food; along with human blood to survivenote , are forbidden to use projectile and explosive weaponry. They can also survive in sun light at least for several hours with little discomfort. Wolves, bats and rats also seem to naturally like them while catsnote  and dogs seem to inherently hate them.
  • Befriended Queen Elsa when she heard that he discovered an ice palace. He's since corrected her, for though is was certainly palace like it was actually a frozen tomb for the legendary Vampire General Perta Vin-Grahl. It did however have plenty of ice and crystal sculptures.
  • Being a member of a proud warrior race Larten naturally befriended several other great and honorable warriors such as Conan, Xena, Red Sonja, James Howlett/Wolverine, Aragorn and surprisingly Sora.
  • Nazis once tried to make a alliance with the vampires of his universe, it ended Nazis trying to capture vampires.
  • Fully agrees with Albus Dumbledore when it comes to his belief of doing things for the greater good.
    • Upon meeting Dumbledore he learned of Harry Potter, who earned his respect and pity for Larten was also part of a rather grim prophecy. He also learned of Voldemort and quickly became his enemy both for his actions and due to his similarities with Nazis.
  • Not even a minute when he arrived in the House of Vampires was he unexpectedly barreled over by an orange pegasus filly on her scooter and then watched as the filly (and her close friends) leapt toward the temple next to his, belonging to a pair of vampire wrestlers. Curiosity came to him as he saw the Crusaders take part in an epic LARP battle with those vampires before it ended with the group laughing. He then introduced himself to the group, and the ponies introduced themselves as The Cutie Mark Crusaders who asked if Mr. Crepsley has met their good friends Mr. Gangrel and Miss Luna. Talks were made, stories were traded and Crepsley has now decided to entertain the ponies (or at least, teach them how to be good entertainers) which has made the ponies absolutely happy. When word got out to their older sisters, they could only groan at how the Crusaders have made friends with another vampire.
    • However, when it came to actually performing in a nightmareish circus, the Crusaders got cold feet. He soon realized that it was related to the last time the three were in a similar circus, it ended with a huge misunderstanding that caused the three to kill all of the circus performers in rage, particularly Apple Bloom blowing a hole in the Ringmaster's forehead (who had Gangrel's face, long story) before she broke down in butchering him. He's doing his best to ensure that the nightmares they had are gone (which has made the Equestrian Gods more trustworthy of him now).

    The Parr/Incredible Family 
The Parr Family, Divine Super Family (The Incredibles, Mr. Incredible [Bob], Elastigirl [Helen]) (Names: Bob Parr, Helen Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr)

    Doctor Thomas Light 
Thomas Light, Divine Patriarch of Robo-Families (Doctor Light, Doctor Right, Dr Xavier Wright)


Hawke God/Goddess of Caretakers (The Champion of Kirkwall)
  • Theme Song: "Age Of The Dragon"
  • Rank: Demigod
  • Symbol: Amell Family Crest
  • Alignment: Varies between various levels of Good and Neutral
  • Portfolio: Folk Hero, Momma's Boy, Generation Xerox, Iconic Outfit, Last-Name Basis, Only Sane Employee
  • Domains: Family, Destiny, Folk Hero
  • Followers: Anders, Aveline, Isabela, Carver and Bethany Hawke, Fenris, Sebastian.
  • Allies: Merrill, Varric Tethras, Commander Shepard, The Bhaalspawn, The Warden and the Inquisitor
  • Enemies: Corypheus, Scar
  • Hawke originally just wanted to provide for his/her family and later protect the people of Kirkwall, but events catapulted him/her into the position of Champion and then straight on into divinity. Regardless of his/her say in the matter.
  • Like Commander Shepard, only a few know Hawke's true story. Varric Tethras likes it that way, as it lets him embelish on some of Hawke's exploits. The truth is more complicated than fiction.
  • While Hawke occasionally performs... questionable actions, the Champion usually stops something much worse from happening.
  • Holds his/her family very dear, to the point of risking the Deep Roads to provide for them. Even Uncle Gamlen.
  • Hawke and Varric are nearly inseparable, even if they are technically in different domains. If Hawke goes missing for a substantial period of time, you can be sure that Varric is the one who knows where he/she is, not that he'll necessarily tell you.
  • Do not take Hawke's love for his/her family for a weakness. Hawke is extremely and violently protective of them. And it would be good to know that back in Thedas, he/she is renowned as one of the most formidable combatants the continent has ever had.
  • Was overjoyed to see the Warden and the Inquisitor in the Pantheon at long last.

    Kinzo Ushiromiya 
Kinzo Ushiromiya, God of Succession Crisis (Goldsmith)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The one-winged eagle
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Interesting Romantic Life, Pater Familicide, Conspicuous Consumption, Creating Weird Wills, Parental Incest, Abusive Parents.
  • Domain: Chance, Wealth, Legacy, Ambition, Evil, Depravity
  • Allies: Deathwing, Scanty and Kneesocks, Slaanesh, Lady Tremaine, Ghestis, Sophia Lamb, Relius Clover, Scar.
  • Enemies: Beatrice the Golden Witch, Sophitia, Batman, Jason Todd, Sakura Matou, Bryan Mills, Asura, Kiritsugu Emiya, Alexstraza, Ysera, Yu
  • Earned his title upon the discovery that he is the root cause of the strife amongst the Ushiromiya clan, such as the chain of hate, Eva's dickish tendencies, and Beatrice III's tragic self loathing.
  • Doesn't actually interact much with the rest of the Gods, as he spends most of his time shut up in his room, practicing black magic and ranting about someone he calls "Beatrice".
  • The words OH DESIRE seem to have a weird effect on those who hear it, creating a strange compulsion to plant images of Kinzo's face upon random pictures. The effect is much more powerful when the song associated with it plays. Trolls of various alignments have used this to great comedic effect. As such, it's one of the legendary Seven Mysteries of the Pantheon.
  • Then came the dark reveals of his true nature, which became a game changer in those interactions.
    • When he found out about it, Batman gathered the Bat Family (Nightwing, Tim Drake) and went to town on Kinzo, topping it off with an Arkham Knight style interrogation involving the treads of the Bat Tank. Jason Todd got involved afterwards and pummeled him with a crow bar.
    • Deathwing, Slaanesh, Griffith, and the Scanty sisters were pleased with Kinzo's depravity and became quick allies.
    • Being loving fathers, Bryan Mills and Kiritsugu Emiya decided to Pay Evil unto Evil for the way he abused his children. Needless to say, the combination of CIA style interrogations and a "lap shot" from Calico did not bode well.


    Jonathan and Martha Kent 
Jonathan and Martha Kent, Deities of Adoptive Mundane Parents to Superhumans (Pa and Ma Kent)
  • Quasideities
  • Symbol: A framed picture of the Kent family
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Theme Song: "Sent Here for a Reason"
  • Portfolio: Happily Married, Human Parents to Superhuman Son, Unable to Conceive Until Finding Superman, Raising Superman to be a Hero, Dying in Some Continuities, Surviving in Others, Farmers
  • Domain: Adoption, Love, Parenting, Morality
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Child Abuse Supporters, Brainiac, General Zod, Darkseid, Doomsday, Relius Clover, Dr. Sofia Lamb
  • High Priests: Owen and Beru Lars
  • Followers: Ben and May Parker, Trevor Bruttenholm, Sergey and Helena Rozhenko, Tatsuo and Haruko Itsuka
  • Wary Around: Regime Superman
  • Pity: Lex Luthor, Martin Walker
  • Conflicting Opinion: The Dursleys
  • Jonathan and Martha Kent were just a kindly couple living in the small town of Smallville, Kansas. Their lives changed forever when a small spacecraft crashed in one of their fields. Inside the ship was the young Kal-El, who was adopted by the Kents and named Clark. Thanks to their strong moral fiber and unconditional love, Jonathan and Martha gave the world one of its greatest heroes: Superman. For that, the Court of the Gods authorized their ascension.
    • Upon hearing Jonathan and Martha had ascended, Superman flew towards their temple and happily reunited with them. He even brought his wife Lois Lane and son Jonathan for a big family reunion. The elder Kents didn't knew Clark had sired a son, so it came off as a pleasant surprise for them.
    • As an even bigger surprise, Jor-El and his wife Lara came to the reunion as well. Naturally, the elder members of the Kent family and the House of El became acquainted quickly and a long lasting friendship was formed.
    Jonathan: "Thank you for trusting us. Your sacrifice was our blessing."
    Jor-El: "Kal is your son as much as he is ours."
    • A lot of people note that Jonathan and Jor-El are remarkably similar to Robin Hood.
  • One or both of them have died in some versions of the Superman mythos, either in Clark's teenage years or in his adulthood. The House of Life and Death has actually given up on keeping track on their constant deaths/survivals, considering a waste of time.
  • Even now, Jonathan and Martha remain a source of inspiration for Clark, who often goes to their temple to seek counsel whenever he feels insecure about his superheroics. Jonathan and Martha always have the same advice for Clark: to follow his conscience.
    • At the same time, they were horrified upon learning that an evil version of Clark from an alternate universe also lived in the Pantheon as well. When the High Council heard about the Kents' ascension, he went into their temple and attempted to make them love him. Fortunately, the heroic Clark was able to fend him off with the help of the Justice League and has made sure Jonathan and Martha remain protected, but this hasn't stopped the High Councilor before.
  • Thanks to Superman and Batman, the Kents have become friends with Thomas and Martha Wayne. In an alternate continuity, it was Martha Wayne's memory, evoked by Martha Kent, that allowed Batman to move past his rivalry towards Superman and become friends. Naturally, this also earned them a friendship with Alfred Pennyworth, who often brings fresh meals and ingredients from his temple to help Martha with the kitchen.
  • The Kent temple is surrounded by the some of the finest fields in the Pantheon. Jonathan is helped in his farming duties by Clark, who also brought along the Farmer, who had already been authorized to oversee the Pantheon's farming activities.
  • Spider-Man has taken a quick liking to Jonathan and Martha, as they remind of him of Uncle Ben and Aunt May. The Kents are fond of the young man and support his heroic endeavors. They do, however, advise him not to be Spider-Man at the cost of his happiness, as his Uncle Ben would have wanted Peter to be happy on his own right.
  • Given their title, Jonathan and Martha have easily gained allies in gods who have been raised by normal humans. These include: Worf, Luke Skywalker, Hellboy and Shido Itsuka. This should prove that love truly knows no borders.
  • Having served in the military during World War II as a veteran, Jonathan earned him a friendship with Captain America and several good-aligned gods in the House of War. They occasionally gather on the Kent temple to share war stories. While some veterans offer Jonathan the chance to return to the military, Jonathan feels his time in the battlefield has come to an end and prefers the calm and peace of Smallville.
    • Being used to the horrors of war, Jonathan took pity on the traumatized Martin Walker. He is glad that in one version of his story, Walker surrendered his weapons and went home in peace; believing there is still hope for the young man.
  • Lex Luthor, having already dismissed Clark Kent as a threat to his plans, mostly ignores the Kents, but he does praise their humility and work ethics, considering them a shining example of human achievement. Meanwhile, the Kents think that for all his power and wealth, Lex is just an angry and sad man who never had a chance to experience happiness in his life thanks to his horrible excuse for a father. While they do not agree with his villainy, they still have hope that he can turn his life around and become a good man.
  • The Kents hold special contempt for Brainiac, who once attempted to destroy Earth after capturing Metropolis and even killed Jonathan just to spite Superman for foiling his plans. Brainiac, having heard of the Kents' ascension, has threatened to kill both Jonathan and Martha if Superman opposes him again.
    • General Zod once threatened Martha in his goal to restore Krypton on Earth and although he dismisses the Kents as a threat, he still considers them proof of humanity's inferiority towards Kryptonians. Even so, he dares not attack them directly, as he doesn't want Superman punching him across a cornfield and spearing him though a silo.
  • Not sure what to think of the The Dursleys. On one hand, they are good friends of Harry and overall good parents; so their treatment of Harry got them righteously indignant to the point Jonathan threatened to hit Vernon with a baseball bat until Clark and Harry defused the situation. On the other hand, they are glad to see at least, Petunia and Dudley became a little bit nicer to Harry over time, so perhaps they are not all that bad. Still, their obsession with normalcy confuses and annoys the Kents, given the state of the DC Universe.
  • Because of her resemblance to Judge Hershey, Judge Dredd is surprisingly nice to Martha and goes to visit her now and then. Knowing that Dredd is deep down a good man, Martha always welcomes him in her home and offers him a piece of apple pie.

    Penny (The Big Bang Theory) 
Penny, Goddess of Nerd Nannies ("slugger" (by her dad), Queen Penelope, Patsy, P-Dawg, Bestie, Penny Hofstadter)
  • Domain(s): Non-Nerd, Friends (with Nerds), Lad-ette
  • Herald: Leonard Hofstadter (her husband)
  • Followers: Kuranosuke, Sydney White, Donna Pinciotti, Jackie Burkhart, Angus McPhee
  • Allies: Sheldon Cooper, Wil Wheaton
  • Aside from the usual rules for ascension, one extra requirement to ascend with the Nerd Nanny title was to have a nerd to be a "nanny" to. To the already ascended Sheldon Cooper's mild dismay, his roommate Leonard Hofstadter's girlfriend now wife Penny was appointed for that role.
  • One mild problem Penny has with her ascension is that she can no longer freeload for take-out food (unless it's from her followers or when eating at the House of Food) or wifi. Electricity is free, though, thanks to the Yamato Perpetual Reactor.
  • Though she can't really follow up on what geniuses say, she's hung out with enough of them for a long enough time to be able to pick up on some of their factoids, to the surprise of several. As such, she's managed to be friendly enough with the good deities in the Houses of Science and Knowledge.
    • And whenever overly complicated solutions are being devised, if there's a simple alternative, she will provide it.
  • She once appeared in an ultra low-grade horror movie called Serial Ape-ist (with a Killer Gorilla), but refuses to comment on it. Like with every piece of fiction, it eventually found its way in the underground market and rumors of her bit part spread.
    • There's also a sequel titled Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill, where she plays a clone of the previous character she played as in the last one, and is a Beast Woman with gorilla hands and feet and gets triggered at the sight of bananas. Some mad scientists think it would hilarious to try and do that for real just for kicks.
  • Is staying away from MMORPGs after the last time she got addicted to them, only stopping when she realized she accepted a virtual date with Howard Wolowitz.
  • Speaking of games, somehow, despite having zero prior experience, Penny's managed to be knowledgeable enough in Halo to thrash three of her geek friends (inc. Sheldon) in it, and beat Leonard in chess on the same day she learned the rules! Given that these incident are more of a Rule of Funny, that's all she's getting here.
  • Would like to remind people that Las Vegas wedding chapels are legal places to get married. She knows from personal experience. Homer and Flanders correlate this statement with their own experiences regarding them.