Pantheon: Other Relatives

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Greater Gods

Piccolo, God of Parental Substitutes (The Namek, Mr. Piccolo, Piccolo Jr., Demon King Piccolo, Kamiccolo, Super Namek, Big Green)
  • Theme Music: His original Japanese theme, alternatively any of his American themes "A Little Help From a Friend" for wisdom, "Piccolo and Nail Fuse" for motivation, and "Super Namek" for battle.
  • Greater God (After literally re-absorbing God Himself into his being)
  • Symbol: His weighted armor
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Was formerly Chaotic Evil)
  • Portfolio: Father Figures, Removing his weighted cape, Taking the Bullet, Big Damn Heroes, Overprotective Substitute Dads, Doting Parent, Papa Wolf, Intense Training Methods, Formerly Literal Split Personality
  • Domain: Sacrifice, Meditation, Solitude
  • Allies: Every Good God in this house, Gohan, Goku, Krillin, Asura, Vegeta, Sol Badguy, Kirito and Asuna, Yui Kirigaya.
  • Enemies: Every evil God in this house, the Moon, Freeza, Cell, Majin Buu, Kyubey, Broly
  • Spends some time into the House of Commerce to open an orphange for kids. It's really hard to forget that he was once a Demon King who tried to takeover the mortal world.
  • Became fast friends with Asura, who respected his ability to care for Gohan despite not being his real father. Piccolo in return heard his tale in how he saved his daughter Mithra from a serious threat.
  • Piccolo is very good friends with Mr. Koiwai because he sees him as a very good adoptive father, however, Piccolo is not very fond of Mr. Koiwai's occasional childish and immature behavior. He soon changed his mind on the matter after witnessing how his childish behavior makes Yotsuba so happy and full of joy.
  • Is known to meditate for hours or even several days at a time. His focus is strong enough that only a select few have been able to pester him out of it. Factoring his levitation with the charged aura he can produce, the House of Food once carefully relocated him to use him as a bug zapper for one of their picnics.
  • As a Doting Parent and Papa Wolf, Demon King Piccolo holds a special hatred towards abusers and decievers of innocent children, and is hence presently hell bent on exterminating Kyubey's entire race. Yet he is frustrated to no end that there seems to be no end to their numbers no matter how many of the little bastards he guts and fries.
  • Jin Kazama offers him a spot in the GUAG Anti-Parental Abuse Club; something of which Piccolo accepts.
  • Is really good friends with Sol Badguy for one reason: Both atone for their actions in their pasts.
  • Piccolo's Clothes Beam comes in very handy when there are too many clothes for everything to be washed on Laundry Day.
  • Anyone who comes to him for training should note that his methods are a bit...dodgy.
  • Recently befriended fellow adoptive-parents Kirito and Asuna, and regularly has afternoon tea with them; their close relationship with their adoptive daughter Yui reminds him of his loving relationship with his surrogate child Son Gohan. The Demon King is particularly fond of Yui, as her kindness, wisdom and bravery is also very reminiscent of Gohan's.
    • The trio are currently in discussion with Pirate Captain Edward Newgate and Dominic Torretto on forming a League of Adoptive Parents, a harbor of safety where orphaned children may seek love and shelter.
  • While Piccolo admires Nico Minoru for her dedication in taking care of Molly Hayes, he holds an opinion that, being a teenage orphan herself, she also deserves a parental figure. So upon discovering a version of her in another reality he arranged for her to be Happily Adopted by that world's version of Loki.

    The Richards Family 
The Richards Family, Divine Badass Familynote  (The Fantastic Four, Five, etc, Future Foundation[Team] Mr. Fantastic [Reed], Invisible Woman [Susan], Human Torch [Johnny], The Thing [Ben])

Intermediate Gods

    Flora, Fauna and Merryweather 
Flora, Fauna and Merryweather, Patron Goddesses of Fairy Godparents (The Three Good Fairies, The Rebels (by Maleficent), Aunts (by Aurora), Knotgrass, Flittle and Thistlewit)
Left to right: Flora, Fauna, Merryweather

Medea, Goddess of Parents That Killed Their Own Children
  • Theme Song: The Medea Ballet Suite
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A knife stains with the blood of her children, her father-in-law and her romantic rival
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil or True Neutral depends on her followers
  • Domain: Love, Family, Murder
  • Portfolio: Magical Girlfriend to Jason (that ended badly for both of them), kills her own children, Jason's new fiance and her father-in-law for revenge and got away with it, Woman Scorned, sacrificed everything to be with Jason (who cheated on her), kill her children to protect them from slavery and to spite Jason, Evil Eye, a skilled healer
  • Allies: Hercules, Kotonoha Katsura, the other Medea, any and all Ancient Greek deities
  • Enemies: JASON, Clauche, Creon (non-ascended), Tomaru Sawagoe, Heihachi Mashima, Kratos
  • Opposed: Any Abusive Parent, any cheating lover, especailly Aphrodite, Zeus
  • Opposed by: Any decent parents, any children deities, especially Merida
  • Pities: Makotou Itou
  • Pitied by: The Yandere Quartet
  • Conflicting Opinion: Hera
  • Complicated Relationship with: Belldandy, The rest of the House of Family
  • After taking her revenge on Jason, Medea crash landed her grandfather Helios's chariot into the Pantheon and immediately ascended due to the fact that her action influenced practically every single women that killed their children in narrative.
  • Despises every single deities that have cheated on their spouses. This led her to become enemy with Makotou Itou. However, after she discovered that all of Makotou Itou's screw up is from his father Tomaru, as well as the fact that he casually raped his cousins, his sister, his daughters, AND his granddaughters, she instead switches all of her hatred to HIM instead. Medea only stop sharpen her knife and magical power to attack Tomaru when she heard that he had been castrated by one of his victims. She took a day off from her temple to celebrate this revelation.
  • Was very pleased when found out about the number of Greek deities that ascended the Pantheon as all of them only considers her actions tragic, not evil. However, she turns against Zeus and Aphrodite after she found out that they are notorious cheaters.
    • Her relationship with Hera is complicated. While she doesn't mind that Hera punishes the women Zeus cheated on, she points out that a lot of them were raped by him, as well as the fact that Hera hurt the innocent children, which she considers to be unreasonable as Medea herself only kills her children to protect them from becoming slaves.
  • Was glad that another version of her found someone that can give her happiness and recovers from the heartbreak caused by Jason. Although she disproves the fact that this version of her still lust after Saber even after got married to Kuzuki.
  • Because of how she is an enemy with Tomaru and their similar method of dealing with romantic competition, Medea made friend with Kotonoha. From then, she was introduced to the Yandere quartet, who all has nothing but utter respect and sympathy for her giving the fact that she demonstrated actions that is worthy of the group: killing her brother and abandoned her country in order to be with Jason, who promptly cheated on her, asked her to step aside to become the other woman and abandon her and her children to a life of slavery. However, they don't consider her to be a "true" member as they point out that she doesn't want to get back together with Jason at the end, which promptly violated the code "never gives up on your love interest no matter what" of the group.
  • Belldandy was very disturbed when Medea ascended into the Pantheon as the latter was an early example of her followers and confront Medea about her action. Medea just simply asked Belldandy what would she do if Keiichi did the same thing that Jason did to her during the time she was with him. This made Belldandy furious and answers that Keichii would never do that to her, which Medea coldly retorts that this means Belldandy can never understand the pain that she went through. The two are on bad term ever since.
  • Despite sharing the same title, Medea holds nothing but contempt and disgusts for Heihachi's action due to how much of a abusice Jerkass he is and pointing out that she only kills her children to protect them from a life of slavery while he does it out of his sadistic tendency.
  • Merida was very disturbed when she discovered that one of her versions looks exactly likes one of Medea alternative versions. Merida actively avoids her temple as it reminds her too much of the time that her mother Eleanor almost kills her due to the effect of the bear curse.
  • While she sympathizes with Kratos's backstory, namely that he accidentally kills his wife and daughter, Medea still despises the God of War as he kills her grandfather Helios brutally and becomes no better than the Jerkass Gods he fought against in his later actions.
  • Her ascension caused a very... interesting debate within the House of Family. While no one denies that she loves her two children, her temples have a very mixed followers of both good and bad parents. Medea herself doesn't comment on this but would not hesitate to murder someone who DARES say that she is affiliated with the Child Abuse Supporters.

Lesser Gods

    The Huckebein Family 
The Huckebein Family, Deities of Families of Evil

    Parr Family 
The Parr Family, Divine Super Family (The Incredibles, Mr. Incredible [Bob], Elastigirl [Helen]) (Names: Bob Parr, Helen Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr)

    Philip Banks 
Philip Banks, God of Advisory Uncles (Uncle Phil)


Hawke God/Goddess of Caretakers (The Champion of Kirkwall)
  • Theme Song: "Age Of The Dragon"
  • Rank: Demigod
  • Symbol: Amell Family Crest
  • Alignment: Varies between various levels of Good and Neutral
  • Portfolio: Folk Hero, Momma's Boy, Generation Xerox, Iconic Outfit, Last Name Basis, Only Sane Employee, Badass
  • Domains: Family, Destiny, Folk Hero
  • Followers: Anders, Aveline, Isabela, Carver and Bethany Hawke, Fenris, Sebastian.
  • Allies: Merrill, Varric Tethras, Commander Shepard, The Bhaalspawn
  • Enemies: Corypheus, Scar
  • Hawke originally just wanted to provide for his/her family and later protect the people of Kirkwall, but events catapulted him/her into the position of Champion and then straight on into divinity. Regardless of his/her say in the matter.
  • Like Commander Shepard, only a few know Hawke's true story. Varric Tethras likes it that way, as it lets him embelish on some of Hawke's exploits. The truth is more complicated than fiction.
  • While Hawke occasionally performs... questionable actions, the Champion usually stops something much worse from happening.
  • Holds his/her family very dear, to the point of risking the Deep Roads to provide for them. Even Uncle Gamlen.
  • Hawke and Varric are nearly inseparable, even if they are technically in different domains. If Hawke goes missing for a substantial period of time, you can be sure that Varric is the one who knows where he/she is, not that he'll necessarily tell you.
  • Do not take Hawke's love for his/her family for a weakness. Hawke is extremely and violently protective of them. And it would be good to know that back in Thedas, he/she is renowned as one of the most formidable combatants the continent has ever had.

    Kinzo Ushiromiya 
Kinzo Ushiromiya, God of Succession Crisis (Goldsmith)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The one-winged eagle
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Interesting Romantic Life, Pater Familicide, Conspicuous Consumption, Creating Weird Wills, Villainous Incest, Abusive Parents.
  • Domain: Chance, Wealth, Legacy, Ambition, Evil, Depravity
  • Allies: Deathwing, Scanty and Kneesocks, Slaanesh, Lady Tremaine, Ghestis, Sophia Lamb, Relius Clover, Scar.
  • Enemies: Beatrice the Golden Witch, Sophitia, Batman, Jason Todd, Sakura Matou, Bryan Mills, Asura, Kiritsugu Emiya, Alexstraza, Ysera, Yu
  • Earned his title upon the discovery that he is the root cause of the strife amongst the Ushiromiya clan, such as the chain of hate, Eva's dickish tendencies, and Beatrice III's tragic self loathing.
  • Doesn't actually interact much with the rest of the Gods, as he spends most of his time shut up in his room, practicing black magic and ranting about someone he calls "Beatrice".
  • The words OH DESIRE seem to have a weird effect on those who hear it, creating a strange compulsion to plant images of Kinzo's face upon random pictures. The effect is much more powerful when the song associated with it plays. Trolls of various alignments have used this to great comedic effect. As such, it's one of the legendary Seven Mysteries of the Pantheon.
  • Then came the dark reveals of his true nature, which became a game changer in those interactions.
    • When he found out about it, Batman gathered the Bat Family (Nightwing, Tim Drake) and went to town on Kinzo, topping it off with an Arkham Knight style interrogation involving the treads of the Bat Tank. Jason Todd got involved afterwards and pummeled him with a crow bar.
    • Deathwing, Slaanesh, Griffith, and the Scanty sisters were pleased with Kinzo's depravity and became quick allies.
    • Being loving fathers, Bryan Mills and Kiritsugu Emiya decided to Pay Evil unto Evil for the way he abused his children. Needless to say, the combination of CIA style interrogations and a "lap shot" from Calico did not bode well.