As one would expect, the House of Food is a massive dining hall connected to one gigantic kitchen, filled with every tool, appliance, and ingredient one can think of. Only the best culinary experts can step foot on the hallowed ground of this kitchen, and should they ever gain that honor, they will find themselves at the forefront of creating new foods, recipes, and if they're lucky, entire cuisines of their own design. They are also responsible for feeding the rest of the Pantheon, and because deities have to eat too, the cooks of the House of Food enjoy an unofficial immunity from harm by other deities. When a god breaks that immunity, they come under a lot of fire (especially fromGig, whose hotpod-avengingrampages are legendary even by deific standards) and are banished from this House, forced to subsist on bread crusts and whatever their mortal followers will sacrifice for them.
There are other, lesser kitchens, but they are all subservient to this one. A god trying to curry favor with the house has to spend a lot of time washing the many, many dishes.
The only food item that these gods- even the hungriest and most gluttonous among them- are wary of is the dreaded "Delicious Fruit". Despite its easy-sounding preparation method (boiling it thrice) the Fruit is an item of great lethality and deadliness to those unable to handle it properly. Of course, this makes it a popular subject of Self-Imposed Challenges.
Takeshi Kaga, God of Cuisine (Chairman Kaga)
Claims to have taught Aoi and Mai everything they know about cooking, but still can't get either of them to accept a dare to take a bite out of a bell pepper before slicing it up.
Used to be in the House of Craft, but there was so much demand of his services that he moved here to attend the demands of the Gods.
Word has reached his ears that he has an impostor named "William Shatner". His friends are urging him to smite the upstart, as an example to others, but he hasn't yet. The news that a different impostor claims to be his nephew merely makes him smile, for his follower Alton Brown aids that one, and he trusts Brown's judgment on worthiness.
Light Yagmi looks at him weird due to Kaga looking similar to his own father in an alternate world.
Pac-Man brought his whole family to the heavens one day, but they decided to go back down to Earth when nobody recognized them.
Made the mistake of taking Light Yagami's favorite bag of potato chips...and EATING them without adding the extra "awesome".
He and Kirby spend the majority of their time gorging in the dining hall, cleaning up after legendary food fights or eating everyone's leftovers, usually leaving (or in Kirby's case, spitting out) the plates to be washed. There is no waste in this House.
Is currently the only being to consume Mystery Food X, an indescribably-horrid dish created by Yukiko Amagi and her aliies Chie Satonaka and Rise Kujikawa, without any side effects. Despite which, Pac-Man would still prefer his good ol' power pellets instead.
First being considered for the Seat of Gluttony, Kirby began eating Pac-Man... and everything else in the Pantheons. All attempts to stop him were met with either being stopped with his current copy ability, or being eaten alive. By the time Absolute Virtue's hand was in the shape of a hungry pink ball, the Gods and Goddesses relented, and bestowed him power over two different seats in the Pantheons. Is fed constantly to prevent everyone from experiencing his digestive system all over again.
The cake is a lie. Kirby ate it first.
There are rumours that Alex Mercer is planning to usurp Kirby's position, suitably by eating him.
Despite his reputation, if a tyrant has stolen the food from his people and left them starving (as his Rival Dedede did in his first adventure), Kirby, out of some odd form of empathy, will travel across entire planets and single handedly tear apart and devour their entire army to return the food to those who need it far more than he does.
Holds a major grudge against "Trite", so he rarely visits that house, despite his own legal cred. He prefers to hang around the House of Life & Death, to visit the Feys. When he is in the house of Food, he usually does nothing but fiddle with his astonishingly bitter brews.
He's known for making snide remarks to many of the other gods, but most of them don't say anything about it. He believes this to be because they're all slightly intimidated by him. Some of them are, the rest are either bewildered by his coffee metaphors or don't see him as enough of a threat to bother breaking the nonviolence rule.
Godot's coffee maker, an elaborate thing he designed himself, once broke, and Agatha Heterodyne happened to be near. She offered to help fix it, and in the process made a number of improvements. Before this incident, Godot occasionally became angry enough to throw a mug of his scalding hot coffee at offenders, but now? Coffee this perfect, dark and bitter like an old soul, should never be wasted.
Which is why he makes a different less perfect brew. Just for the occasion of throwing at others.
Has been practicing with his coffee and has currently created 271 unique blends, and is currently researching Godot Blend #272.
Expected Naomi to follow him... but since her coffees are only palpable to a certain quartet of Imagins, Godot needs better to train her in the art of making coffee.
Word of the existence of SCPs 914 and 294 somehow slipped out and Godot's first course of action was to barrel towards the nearest foundation base in search of ordering a "perfect coffee" from 294 and then running it through 914 on "Very fine", for the sake of the whole Pantheon, the foundation quickly relocated both SC Ps to the other side of the world.
Upon his deification, Iroh founded the tea shop of his dreams, the Jasmine Dragon. It used to be located in the House of Heroes And Villains, but since the opening of this House he moved here. His tea was so appreciated around the Pantheon that he gained a second title. The only God who seems to dislike his business is Godot, for his ways of "tea and failure".
There have been persistent rumors romantically linking Iroh to a minor archangel of the Goddess of Female Asskicking, a bounty hunter named June. Iroh himself has remained mum on the matter, and, if pressed further, smiles and insists that tea is his one true passion.
Shizuru occasionally visits his place, as the tea he prepares for everyone keeps her from freaking out.
Rumors that he applied for the recent open job slot at Coffee of Doom have not yet been substantiated.
As much as he's theCool Old Guy, there's one thing that could make him lose cool as much as he could muster. And that's... anytime Excalibur visits his store. Not even Iroh can avoid making the (ﺧ益ﺨ) face anytime Excalibur visits (though he always did it when no one is looking).
Has recently found out that Zuko would have a grandson that goes by the name of General Iroh II. He wept Tears of Joy learning about how much his own nephew loved him.
His mere presence saves the existence of spinach from going extinct. Tried to come up with Melon-Spinach bread for Shana, but got horribly refused.
With the exception of Batman with preparation time (lots and lots of it), or Fred Rogers, Popeye can beat anyone in the Pantheon, as long as he eats his spinach first.
His attempts to push others to eat their spinach has had mixed results, since almost no one in the pantheon has the same Trademark Favorite Food. He has tried to convince Naruto to put spinach in his ramen, but is repeatedly told "NO WAY!". Bugs Bunny refuses to eat anything but carrots. He was able to reach a compromise with the Ninja Turtles though, sharing a spinach pizza with them on occasion.
Perhaps the only thing nearly as destructive to the Pantheon as a fight between Tom and Jerry is a fight between Popeye and Bluto. The last time this happened it took every member of the House of Food to break it up, and several sections of the House needed to be rebuilt.
Is the only member to beat up Barbatos Goetia, The Killer of Heroes, after having used an item.
Despite her position, everybody fears her and her drinks. It knocks down everyone who drinks it (even though they'll feel good later). So far, only Heero Yuy and Elzam V. Branstein have survived after drinking it; the latter may have even enjoyed it.
Nobody knows what exactly is in her drinks (except Elzam), but the Council of Shadows suspect that Popeye has been suggesting the addition of spinach to her drinks, which may explain the 'good feeling' in the aftermath of the horrible taste.
Recently tried to improve the taste of her Health Drink with tips from Morning Rescue, recommended by Madoka Kaname.
Solid Snake also recommends her the Regain 24 energy drink. It falls to Kusuha to eventually build something combining Regain 24 and Morning Rescue
To this day, not a single deity has experienced the boat tunnel of his factory without getting freaked out. Most of them tend to never mention it ever again.
Cancelled the development of 3-Course Gum entirely when he found out that there are people in the world who, in fact, have a fetish for berry girls. Upon learning this, Wonka began devoting much time and resources into creating memory-erasing milk duds.
Does double duty in the House of Nature. Aang is pleased that he provides the raw materials for his vegetarian dishes.
It is believed that this young man has taken on many forms and many names (among them Mark, Raguna, and the rather unwieldy "Innocent Life") but his ultimate goal has been the same in every incarnation: making the lands fertile so that the mortals of the towns he visits can enjoy plentiful harvests for up to three years at a time. In recent iterations, he is able to go on even longer than that.
Due to overwhelming popular demand, has added traditional Japanese street food back to his repertoire. Rest assured, though, there'll always be a place for hockey-puck hamburgers, greasy fries and old-fashioned malteds at Arnold's.
When he appears in this house, he takes the rotten fruit used by the other deities into a kitchen, and insists that no one else come in. None of the deities have yet figured out exactly what he does during this time. All they know is that his pies are delicious. Only TomokoNozama suspects something supernatural about the pies, but she cannot prove it.
Shed his mortal coil after perfecting his Ja-pan 44.
Despite his looks, Kazuma has amazed some of the gods in the House of Knowledge and Technology with his math skills. Most notably, he can figure out the answers to most problems in just a few minutes where it takes gods hours to calculate them.
His dethroning of Painis Cupcake caused pantheon access to Painis Cupcake videos to disappear, and thus removing the God of All Overlord's favorite source of lulz. As a result, Mr. Lecter is now on top of Overlord Zenon's kill list. She plans on making him the star of her next "dinner for one".
Nancy Botwin, Goddess of "Baked" Goods (Lacy Laplante, The Suburban Baroness of Bud, Nathalie Newman)
Symbol: Breadsticks and Scones' logo (a stylized "BS")
It was questioned whether or not the Pantheon needed another God of Gluttony, but Jabba is quite willing to let it be known that he does plenty of things besides eat. He started off as a follower of Admiral ZEX. It's not certain to just what extent he likes human women.
He may or may not have a son, depending on the day of the week.
Jabba can speak Basic (English) if he so chooses, but won't do it unless he is sufficiently impressed by or afraid of someone. For everyone else, there's a translator droid or Bilingual Dialogue.
He is perhaps the only being who finds Scrappy funny rather than annoying, which dismays nearly everyone in the Pantheon. He also thinks Scrappy would taste good roasted, with his fur doused in orange madeira sauce. Ho ho ho.
Willing to serve those he can get power and such out of.
He has something against Indiana Jones, and wants to talk to him.
Opposed by: The Durian (the one food he won't consume), Picky Eaters
Official Taste-tester of the gods, sampling anything that the Gods themselves find shocking and/or revolting. Is also one of the only gods who has survived the concoction that was "Mysteriou Food X" with little more than slight heartburn.
Komatsu prepared a dish of Century Soup to celebrate Toriko's acceptance into the Pantheon of Food. Everyone found it supremely delicious, and when they found out that Komatsu and Toriko are companions, they immediately made Komatsu a member of the Pantheon as well.
They are currently banned from the House of Beasts for trying to eat its inhabitants (which Komatsu profusely apologized for).
Toriko has once entered a three-man duel with Goku and Luffy, both in fighting and in eating.
Often makes visits to the House of Love, creating exquisite dishes for the various goddesses there. They, in turn, enjoy his company.
Usually has to defend the food supplies from regular raids by his captain, Luffy.
When Nami and Usopp ascended into the pantheon, Luffy reunion party as of the Straw Hat members and Sanji prepared the cuisine. Joining them was Edward Newgate, Jack Sparrow, and Long John Silver.
Though he'd rather spend the night oogling Nami and Robin, a good chunk was also spent arguing with Zoro, though miraculously no fights broke out.
One of the reasons the Food pantheon doesn't have a position for god of evil chefs yet is that cooks who maliciously use their food to harm others is Sanji's Berserk Button, and the candidates have all found themselves getting heel-dropped through the floor right back down to the mortal world. It will take an Evil Chef that can stand against Sanji in combat to be able to claim the title.
He is racer by birth, and tofu maker by trade. Not only do his tofu tasted heavenly, but can improve the performance of any vehicle when mixed with fuel.
He quietly rose to deityhood while his son Takumi busy breaking course records he already broke.
His official steed, the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno, is currently loaned to Takumi. He has another car, a Subaru Impreza, but didn't use it for tofu delivery much. The recent surge of belief from fans of the arcade game has given him another steed, in the form of a Toyota FT86 G Sports Concept with the tofu shop sticker on.
He is rumored to be The Stig. They have never been seen participating in a race together.
Applejack used to be here, but stepped down upon the appearance of the original spreader of apples himself. Her (thought-to-be) final act as goddess was to gather her friends and eliminate Discord from the Pantheon. She served as a herald for a time, tending to the apple trees that he plants. After some debate however, she was given a position in the House of Mentalism.
He and his ex-herald are one of the few that can handle the "Delicious Fruit" without exploding into a bloody pulp. Despite the fact that they're more like giant cherries.
Several other deities have tried to gain his favor to get apples, especially Ryuk.
Self proclaimed god of Chinese cookery, he has spent his reign in the pantheon challenging other gods to cooking contests with the aim of dethroning them in the most embarrassing way possible. Many would consider him annoying if not for his penchant for getting not only what he wants, but also being very threatening. The knives may do that.
He has "disposed" of many aspiring gods who wish to clamber up the ladder of the pantheon.
The sheer length that he will go to preparing unusual foods is enough to make Andrew Zimmern and Kirby consider him a Worthy Opponent.
has marked Masaharu Morimoto for his target of deposition.
Gangplank, God of Oranges. (The Saltwalter Scourge, Gankplank)
Followers: His pirate crew aswell as many inhabitants of Bilgewater.
Allies: Other than his crew there doesn't seem to be many people who wants to form alliances with him.
Opposed by: Jack Sparrow, Monkey D Luffy aswell as many other pirate gods in the Pantheon.
Ever since he joined the Pantheon, he has constantly gone to great lenghts in order to replace Jack Sparrow. These attempts almost always ends in epic confrontations between their crews. So far, Sparrow has won all battles.
Ascended after Musashi Tomoe was watching a record of the life of Kyouko. Musashi Tomoe was so impressed by Kyouko's Heroic Sacrifice and Mercy Kill that he had to appeal for Madoka to elevate her in... only for Madoka to say that preparations have already been made.
She is always seen chewing something, no exceptions. Usually a stick of pocky. If not that, an apple.
The history she has with Sayaka Miki is conflicting, at best. It turns out that she considers Sayaka a close friend. And will do alot to protect Sayaka.... even from herself.
She and Mami Tomoe use to be old friends and a team. Much has happened, but they have recently reconciled that friendship. Litchi notes that when the two of them are together... they are alot like sisters than friends. Kyouko agrees. And to be honest, she will do a lot to protect Mami as well... because to Kyouko, Mami is family.
Due to Sayaka and Mami being between the both of them, Kyouko Sakura and Akemi Homura tend to be hostile.
Don't ask her to call out her attacks. She'll simply laugh at the concept, a bit of a personal joke that makes Mami pout.
The rage Kyouko has for Oktavia is... immense. Kyouko will generally go all out on her. She was every bit as thrilled as Sayaka when the Witch was defeated for good by getting turned into a Persona.
Anyone who wastes and throws away good food in her sight will be sternly warned: "Do not waste food, or I'll kill you!" Anyone who does it more than once is liable to find himself/herself on the receiving end of Kyouko's deadly spear. She is not kidding...
She seems somewhat a fond to Mami's new 'big sister' Litchi (Kyouko can't believe Mami got out-big sis'd). Maybe it's the voice.
Rumored to have an illusion powers, but is not known to use them. She instead prefers using her spear all the time. Her spear proficiency is pretty high, given that she also trains under Cu Chulainn/Lancer in spare time, who was actually impressed with her ferocity when she's fighting.
Ever since Madoka began bringing Bills the God of Destruction to Mami's Thursday Afternoon Tea Parties, the two deities have developed a Friendly Rivalry of sorts; both are lazy and immature louts who love their food and Dance Dane Revolution (Which Kyouko still can't beat Bills at after a year, hence the Rivalry). After hearing about the cataclysmic repair-bill to King Kai's planet after the rotund Lord of Worlds beat Bills at a racing-car game, Poor Mami nervously prays every Thursday that (A) Bills never takes interest in Kyouko's Apples (B) Kyouko never beats Bills at Dance Dance Revolution.
Despite destroying at lest one kitchen in the House of food everytime he cooks a simple meal, he still insists that he is just cooking it in the regular Swedish style. Somehow, he still manages to make his meals tasty enough to eat.
There are only two things besides mayonnaise that he treats gently: Moose meat and Swedish Ladies. The former out of love and the latter out of pure, unleaded fear.
In order for him to function properly, he needs at least one spoon of mayo every day. He shows no mercy to those who come between him and his mayo!
Allies: Fievel Mousekewitz, Miss Kitty, Wylie Burp, Jerry, most rodents in the Pantheon.
Enemies: Greebo, Cat R. Waul, Warren T. Rat, most dogs besides Wylie Burp.
Followers: Most notably, a small tribe of Mohican mice in the Utah desert were his first followers, once they noticed his resemblance to a nearby rocky outcropping. Also, a trio of vegetarian sharks have looked to him for guidance, as well as Chomper.
Tiger gained his position thanks in part to both the small cult of Native American mouse followers he already had, and that the only other candidate was Theodore Rex. One viewing of his film made the Higher Gods conclude that even the worst of the An American Tail sequels was never as bad as that movie, and he was dismissed.
He'll help any carnivore that wishes to ween themselves off of meat, or at least switch to a diet less harmful toward whatever vegetarian friends they've made (perhaps a diet of bugs, fish, etc.). He can also grill a good veggie burger that tastes almost like the real thing.
Doesn't eat red meat at all. His favorite foods are broccoli and Swiss cheese ice cream. Despite his vegetarian diet, he is somehow still a Fat Cat.
Mostly a pariah among his own species, he tends to hang around with mice most of the time. Though a Lovable Coward, he'll stick up for his mouse friends when they really need him to.
After working hard and earning all of that money to get her restaurant, she ascended into the Pantheon for her determination. She serves up a good bowl of gumbo and beignets for all who come to eat while her husband, Prince Naveen, can be dicing up a platter of fruits for all to enjoy.
Spends time with Lottie in the House of Commerce catching up. When Tiana ascended, Lottie rushed in and gave her friend a hug.
She's very grateful to Tohru, who intervened in the frog escapade and supported her ascension. They share a similar work ethic, and enjoy cooking together.
Doesn't get along quite well with either Wart or King K. Rool, despite having been a frog, and befriended a alligator once.
When not at work, she would look upon the two wishing stars the souls of her friend Ray and his love Evangeline, and make a wish. She doesn't reveal what her wish is, but you can bet that she'll work hard to make it come true.
Subaru Nakajima once, as a joke, put "her" Teana/Tiana in the same room as this one. After a little confusion over the whole name thing, the two actually came to get along pretty well, becoming fairly good friends.
Enemies: Anyone who hates sweets or threatens Sakura.
Released from the Clow Book accidentally by Sakura Kinomoto and now lives in her desk drawer. Joined the Pantheon around the same time as the Clow Mistress and immediately went to rivals Syaoran Li and Spinel Sun to pull raspberries in their faces.
While devoted to Sakura, Kero also has a degree of loyalty to his original master Clow Reed.
Became a big supporter of Amaterasu due to her status as the Goddess of the Sun and Moon. He often tries to send her sweets and candy, but Amaterasu sends a thank you card to Kero, and donates the candy to other Pantheons.
Kero's chosen Pantheon was a challenge for Sakura. First he considered going to the Bestiary but changed his mind upon seeing Aslan was present and did not like the idea of fighting a fellow lion for supremacy. The next stop was the House of Magic, but left when Harry Dresden accidentally fired an explosive spell at him. Kero crashlanded in the House of Food and immediately fell in love with the sweets, cake and candy. He tried to become the offical taste tester, but lost the position to Andrew Zimmern.
Threw a party in Sakura's bedroom and invited Pinkie Pie, L, Spinel and Mokona Modoki, bringing a bag of candy with them. When Sakura got home, her only reaction to the hyped up party members was "HOOEEEE!"
Along with Kirby, Vanellope von Schweetz has also banned him from entering her temple due to his gluttony over sugar and sweets.
Kokonoe A. Mercury is a known customer of her house. Kero, however, is occasionally scared when Kokonoe threw a tantrum if he ran out of sweets.
Said to have ascended after the bronies refused to allow her censorship.
Is now the official mailmare of the Pantheon, but several Houses (notably the House of Technology) refuse to let her in after several incidents involving her leading to destruction of valuable material. To be fair, she just doesn't know what went wrong.
Phoenix Wright once tried to talk to her regarding a trial, but Pinkie Pie had to constantly warn him about calling her by her name. It wasn't because it sounded wrong...it's because she constantly changes it to one or the other, something TwilightSparkle had to deal with when she tried to ask her about a trial.
Has an adorable little daughter named Dinky Hooves and woe be to anyone who harms her.
Nobody knows what to say of Auron's ridiculous yet awesome choice of choosing her as his mount.
Gets annoyed by Gods constantly noting her similar appearance to Twilight Sparkle.
Often sneaks into the forbidden section of the Pantheon of Love to have some 'Alone time' with the... creatures that live there.
Has recently been introduced to taiyaki by Golden Darkness and now eats it constantly alongside her.
Has a bit of a rivalry with Kero due to his own gluttony for sweets. The two sometimes challenge each other to a dessert eating contest.
She once passed by Vanellope Von Schweetz and tried to get a good bunch of sweets from her. Vanellope, having trouble fending her temple from the likes of Pac-Man, Kirby, Pinkie Pie, and Kero, got in a fight with her involving teleportation, katanas and lots of whipped cream. No one talks about what happened after that—especially when Ralph heard what happened to his dear friend.
Banica Conchita, Goddess of Defying Physics (Epicurean Daughter Of Evil(Not that one), Master Of The Graveyard, Akujiki Musume, Queen Of the Dead)
Haruhi was completely mystified with the restaurant and suggested that in order to get more customers, that she'd need more moe appeal. So she dragged Mikuru dressed up as a maid to help serve tea around the house. At first, Mikuru thought that Chiyoko would be just like Haruhi, but after a heart-to-heart chat, Mikuru found out that Chiyoko wasn't such a bad person and helps out around the restaurant every now and then.
Speaking of which, Konata once asked to make a whole theme based on Haruhi Suzumiya herself, even going as far as to cosplay Haruhi herself.
Chiyoko wanted to expand her restaurant and found an opening in the Pantheon. She spends her time creating food and making up new themes for the restaurant, and encourages patroners to dress up to fit whatever theme she wants for the day.
Is very good friends with Kanako, Shiki and Tomoyo in the House of Craft as they help sew costumes alongside her. They've currently decided to create the "Cosplay Sewing Club" for any and all to enjoy. She also is thankful of Sackboy and Steve? for helping her create the props needed for her day-to-day exchange of themes, and plans on doing themes based on all of the worlds that the Gods come from.
Eiji appears and usually works as a waiter at her restaurant every now and then.
Followers: Many chefs look up to Ramsay, valuing his knowledge and work ethic.
Allies: Despite his well known temper, Ramsay has made friends and allies of everyone in the Food Pantheon, as well as several allies in the House of Commerce due to his business savvy and well known cooking empire.
Enemies: He has declared that anyone who even thinks of serving raw food should be thrown out of the kitchen (and has done it several times already). Upon his ascension, he realized that some Gods prefer raw food and has modified his menu to reflect this, but anyone who attempts to serve raw food to customers that didn't order it gets a tirade of expletives at a minimum.
The House of Food has been a lot louder since his ascension. He keeps his tone very civil and tranquil around customers and children.
Some consider him to be a God of Emotion as well due to his constant outbursts. He maintains that he is a chef and his anger is a tool to make his fellow chefs learn from their mistakes.
He is also responsible for enforcing a code of cleanliness in the kitchen. Anyone that allows their cooking station to go uncleaned for any longer then the standard dinner service gets his full fury.
Once got so mad, he swore for a whole day, causing even Cartman to listen in stunned silence.
He refuses to work together with the Regular Ordinary Swedish Chef. The reason for this is when the God of Mayo was tasked to make some simple scrambled eggs, it ended with the kitchen stove and frying pan looking like it had been mauled by a bear while the walls were covered in egg yolk, butter and shell.
Kotaro Minami, the Patron Saint of Super Tough Body, owns a small steak house here, and while is not big... it garnered a lot of consumers.