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Personal Appearance And Equipment
Like the House of Defense, this house is perhaps less official than the others - many deities are affiliated with it, but very few stay here exclusively. Not a lot of gods enjoy thinking that they're here solely because of a mustache. The common opinion of visitors is that this is a House for the vainest of the vain, where gods spend all of their time preening and fussing over their features. In truth - well, some do exactly that. Others barely notice or care what they look like, and barely visit at all.
The most striking thing about this house is the mirrors. Several rooms have mirrored walls, ceilings, and floors, which can be disorienting. Visitors often have to be rescued after wandering around in a daze. Other rooms have spas, parlors, dressing rooms, and the like. This House is connected to both the House of Love and the House of Theater.
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A Wrench
- Allignment: Neutral good or neutral evil
- Allies: Master Chief (Halo), [Insert Name Here]
- Followers: Hat Guy (Yu-Gi-Oh Tag Force series), Tactician (Fire Emblem: Rekka No Ken), Create-A-Bot (Transformers)
- Enemies: Richard Rahl
- Has gained a herald in subject Delta.
- Domains: Morality, Choices, Freedom.
 - Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her chest through that infamous "boob window"
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: The Most Common Superpower, Those Who Flaunt What They Have, Capes, Leotards, Clones, Boobs of Steel, Super Strength, Height, Flight, Large Strong Women Who Are Even More Attractive For It
- Domains: Beauty, Lust, Strength
- Followers: Minor deity and attorney-at-law Jennifer Walters. They mesh well, and enjoy debating about exactly who in this pantheon is the best lay. Magda serves as Kara's attendant and personal handmaiden, though the fact that Magda herself requires special conditions to protect her during the day makes this a rather honorary post at best.
- Although she sometimes complains about how very few people will make eye contact, she is self-confident enough that she really doesn't mind.
- Partially it's her formidable and distracting assets, partially it's because she is (sometimes) related to Superman, but there exist few who can take her in a fair fight. Woe to anyone who expects her to be passive cheesecake.
- Unfortunatley due to the size of her chest, she has been placed high up on Etna's death list. But on the plus side, her noticable figure has also made sure that Laharl will be easily handled should he ever try to cause any major troubles in the Pantheon.
Rin Tohsaka, Goddess of the Zettai Ryouiki (Sorceress, She of the S-Grade Zettai Ryouiki)
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: a precious stone
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Moe Badasses, Tsunderes, Girlish Pigtails, Short Skirts and Ridiculously High Socks, Fanservice, Fire Mages
- Domain: Charm, Magic, Passion, War, Fire
- Allies: Shana, Emiya Shirou, Archer
- Followers: Kallen Stadtfeld/Kouzuki, Matsuri Shihou, Kyou Fujibayashi. Noel Vermilion, Nagi Sanzenin.
- Enemies: Shinji Matou
- Though she has been a target of a number of rape-attempts by Shinji, she has always been aided by other dieties ready to kick his ass.
- Lesser Goddess (when fused with Arata she has the power of a Intermediate Goddess)
- Symbol: Two silver rings
- Alignment: Lawful Good (Chris), Chaotic Good (Arata)
- Portfolio: Bifauxnen (and HOW!), Tsundere, BFS, Fanservice, Clothing Damage, Lady of War, those accidentally accused of boys love, though it isn't actually HoYay at all, Attractive Bent Gender, Badass Royal, Brother-Sister Incest
- Domain: War, Love, Magic, Appearance
- Allies: Sanger Zonvolt (who informed Chris not to be insecure about her gender issues and rest easy in the knowledge that she had the spirit of REAL MEN, and that's what counts), Cloud Strife (who is impressed with Chris' BFS)
- Followers: Ryuunosuke (Urusei Yatsura)
- Despite Chris looking like a Cute Shotaro Boy to some, Arata (who ascended alongside Chris) keeps assuring everyone otherwise, and no one believed this until Ataru Moroboshi started hitting on Chris, proving this to be true.
Date Masamune, God of Eyepatches (One Eyed Dragon, Oushuu's Number One)
 - Theme Song: This
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His crescent helmet and eye patch with the background of the Date clan crest.
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Samurai, Sengoku Era Heroes, Badass, Coolness, Gratuitous English, Eyepatch of Power, Six Sword Wielding, Electric Power, 'Jerkass', Fight Seeker, Nice Helmet
- Domains: War, Chaos, Army.
- Follower: Xiahou Dun (Romance of the Three Kingdoms), Mr. Ono (Persona 3, not on the eyepatch thing)
- Allies: Dante, Tokugawa Ieyasu
- Former God of Heroes That Got Upgraded From History, until the opening of the Personal Appearance house. He left his old house in the hands of Lancelot.
- Constantly visits the War Pantheon seeking for a good fight and inviting people to "LET'S PARTY! YAH-HA!"
- Makes it his mission to meet his Koei mortal self and give him a spanking for being such an ass-kisser. "No Date Masamune ever bow his head to a stupid snake like Orochi!".
- The rise of Ishida Mitsunari has rekindled his one mistake that he was curb-stomped brutally even when Mitsunari was a mortal. Masamune has been plotting for vengeance these days...
- The rise of Sanada Yukimura, on the other hand, is met with a great joy. "Finally can PARTY with him again!"
- He says he's honored that numerous heroes across the Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger universes have taken up swords with his name in the fight against evil, but he still doesn't know how the hell Sephiroth got his hands on one, insisting he must have picked up a Muramasa by mistake.
- Has an alternate universe incarnation as a youkai themed version of himself.
 - Greater God
- Symbol: One Blue Dragon Saber stuck on the ground
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Honor Before Reason, Fabulous Beard, Spear, Historical Hero Upgrade, Badass, Immune to Arrows.
- Domains: War, Heroes, Beards.
- Followers: Kan'u, Aisha
- Allies: Wang Fire, Commander Will Riker — sorry, that's other beard.
- Opposed by: Lu Bu
- His beard is so fabulous that the sight of it can convert many a visitor into a follower.
- He has claimed that if not for Kratos, he would be the God of War. After a sound defeat at Kratos's blades, Guan Yu went into hiding, allowing his 'incarnations' Kan'u and Aisha to look for a good substitute position. Well, one could do worse than being the God of Beards.
- Why did he grow a beard?
- Recently, he has put aside wondering why he grew a beard and, in a move that delighted Naoki Fushima and his followers, lent a portion of his power to demon summoners to aid them in battle.
 - Theme Song: An Empty Tome
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: The Glyph symbol
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Tall, Dark, Beautiful Women, Gorgeous Back, Stripperiffic outfits, Magic Knight, Stoicness, Even the Girls Want Her, Vampire Hunting, Those Who Fight Monsters
- Domains: Exorcism, Magic, War.
- Allies: Simon Belmont, Rushuna Tendou, Aqua
- Opposed by: Dracula
- Is said to have been forgotten in the mortal realm after at one point defeating Dracula. Simon, however, does not let such heroism fall by the wayside and invited Shanoa to join the Pantheon.
- When she raises her hair, revealing her gorgeous back, everyone who sees it Squees. Male, female, gay, straight - her back is too beautiful not to love.
- Some say that during her life she never smiled. This isn't true in the Pantheon, although she's still generally stoic. Rushuna has declared that her smile and her back are equal in beauty.
- Many people were thinking that Aqua could give her a run for her money for backs. Shanoa was merely intrigued but on meeting her, they end up becoming friends.
 - Theme Song: Crying Survivor
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her breasts, ever in motion. (seen here◊)
- Alignment: True Neutral (though inclined toward Good)
- Portfolio: Being a Sole Survivor, Revenge tendencies, Stellar BOING-YOING-YOING!, Fanservice, Great Piloting Skill
- Domain: War, Fanservice, Love.
- Follower: Judith (Tales of Vesperia), Mizuki Tachibana (Gravion)
- Allies: Excellen Browning
- Excellen's ideas about bunny suits interest her, as they give her easier ways to distract people (of either gender) with her........assets.
- Enjoys giving various gods nosebleeds, or at least Luminescent Blushes, at the sight of her pneumatic bosom.
 - Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: The Seijyun High School logo
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Musical Assassination, Super Senses, Giant Poofy Sleeves, Panty(hose) Shots, Elegant Gothic Lolita, Polite Speaking, Gracefulness In Battle, Fighting in High Heels
- Domains: Craft, Creation
- Followers: Touko Matsudaira (Maria Sama Ga Miteru), Rose Bernstein (The King of Fighters), Juri Arisugawa (Revolutionary Girl Utena), Andrea Cavalcanti (Gankutsuou), Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney)
- Allies: I-no, Luna Platz
- In the mortal realm, her hair took three hours to set. After her ascension, she no longer needs to deal with such annoyances.
- Her hair is not only the envy of many of the females in the Pantheon (who constantly ask her who her stylist is), but even a few males, most notably Simon the Digger and Kamina.
- Among the Fallen, Kristoph Gavin, follower of Azula, plots her atroquine-y demise and has sent her many bottles of nail polish. Unfortunately for him, Yurika wears White Gloves and has no use for his "gifts" - not to mention Klavier warning her of his brother's plans beforehand.
- Fellow Musical Assassin I-no welcomed her ascension, as someone who could handle non-guitar-related issues.
- Friends with Luna Platz, due to their similar hairstyle (and Luna being a follower of Yurika before her own ascension) as well as sharing the same creator.
 - Greater God
- Symbol: Virgo Golden Cloth
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Eyes Always Shut, Bishōnen, Mind Rape, Blind Seer, Silent Fury, Describing The Stages Of Hell As Sending His Victims To The Said Place
- Domains: Death, Battle, Mind.
- Followers: Itsuki Koizumi (Suzumiya Haruhi), Gin Ichimaru (Bleach), Chou'un Shiryuu (Ikki Tousen), Serpico (Berserk), Brock (Pokémon), Kaede Nagase (Mahou Sensei Negima!), Ling Yao (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Allies: Enma Ai
- Other Gods have never even attempted to get Shaka opens his eyes. Woe betides those who did so.
- Shaka sometimes uses a variation of his Tenbu Hourin: Instead of describing the Stages of Hell, he describes the Stages of Disgraces. He uses this in cooperation of Enma Ai, who usually surrenders the disgraced ones to be subjected to such attack as they are thrown into the Disgraces section.
- A close friend of Phoenix Ikki (the only one who faced Shaka and lived), has recently been trying to convince him to join the pantheon, much to Jean Grey's horror.
 - Greater God
- Symbol: A large spiral with Sanskrit lettering.
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Bare Fisted Monk, Barrier Warrior, Big Bad, The Guy You Don't Want To Rent An Apartment From, Hannibal Lecture, Implacable Man, Manipulative Bastard / Magnificent Bastard, Nigh Invulnerability, Really 700 Years Old, Super Speed, Tragic Villain, Utopia Justifies the Means
- Domains: Death, War, Time, Transformation, Mind, Priest, Barriers, Magic, Fists, Fate, Suffering
- Followers: Zouken Matou, Cornelius Alba, Lio Shirazumi, Kirie Fujou, Asagami Fujino
- Allies: Kotomine Kirei, Oyashiro-Sama, Fredericka Bernkastel
- Opposed By: Shiki Ryougi, Shiki Tohno, Touko Aozaki, Mikiya Koukuto, Enjou Tomoe, Emiya Shirou, Rika Furude, Homura Akemi
- Nobody really wants to see what lies within those shadows. Seeing how the last person who looked directly into his eyes went mad, it's probably a good idea.
- People still have to be reminded not to rent any living space whatsoever from this guy. Unless you want to get stuck in a Groundhog Day loop where you die horribly. Every. Single. Time.
- Bernkastel liked his new gig on the idea of a continual game of life and death. She just laments that he seems more interested in someone finally breaking free that he does watching them suffer. Rika Furude dislikes him, while Homura Akemi hates him, for the exact same reason.
- Kirei loves the complex, enough to be residing there. The two are known to talk a lot and head to The Ahnenerbe Cafe on some days to chat over coffee.
- Although she opposes him (and the fact he ripped out her heart and decapitated her), Touko Aozaki doesn't have a personal problem with him. That bastard subordinate of his, Cornelius Alba, that is...
- He has a day job as a hospital psych counselor for suicidal victims. Nobody knows how he got it.
- There's a Proto Badger statue in his house.
- Just how implaceable is he? Well...
- He always operate with several bounded fields in effect. These range in use from simple barriers to powerful spiritual bindings, regions where he can crush space at will as if it were his own body, seal off people in pocket dimensions, and generally make himself impossible to hit.
- His origin is Stillness. Not stillness as in "I'll just sit here and let you wipe the floor with me without resisting." Stillness as in "You can nearly cut off my head and I won't give a damn because my body will just fix itself back to the very ''still'' way it was a minute ago. Meanwhile, I'm kicking your ass."
- He has the remains of freaking Buddha grafted into his arm. It took someone who could cut existence itself to land a blow that actually mattered.
 - Lesser God
- Symbol: A Dark Magician
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Anime Hair, Improbable Hair Styles, Good and Evil Hair, Expressive Hair, Anime Hair Colors,The Necessity Of Blue Hair, The Older Alter Ego, Superpowered (Not Quite) Evil Sides With Even More Ridiculous Hair
- Domain: Transformation, Craft, Inquisition
- Followers: Bobobo Bo Bobo Bo, Shobu Kirafuda (Duel Masters)
- Yugi has challenged Ash Ketchum to a children's card game for his title and portfolios; the duel is still going on. The rest of the Pantheon breathes a sigh of relief at keeping these two busy.
- Plenty of gods and goddesses envy Yurika for her hair, but no one really wants the abstract explosion-shape that is Yugi's hair. Sigh.
- Quasidiety
- Symbol: A brain, surrounded by a triangular border
- Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Goggles that alternate between Doing Nothing and Something Unusual, Iconic Items, Really Neat Outfits topped with Nice Hats, Awesome Backpacks, Always Remembering To Put On His Goggles, Exceedingly Young Spies, Inability to Swim In Spite Of It All
- Domains: Mentalism, Dream
- Followers: Geo Stelar (Mega Man Star Force), All of the first four Digimon male leads, Radioactive Man (The Simpsons) (Lapsed)
- Somewhat resents being relegated to being only the God of Goggles, and contends that he should be the God of Psychic Powers. However, Linda the Hulking Lungfish has promised him that she can come to his mind and play "GOGGALOOOOOR!" any time he wants, which he does frequently. He generally feels better about himself after that.
- He doesn´t get along with water gods for pretty obvious reasons.
- Demigod
- Symbol: the full collection of Tenjho Tenge and Air Gear manga...with only the pages that prominently feature women
- Alignment: whatever it is, it's "well-proportioned"
- Portfolio: Fanservice, Author Appeal, Action Series
- Domains: Charm, Craft, Lust
Bridget, God of Traps (Buri-chan, Nun Boy)
- Theme Song: A Simple Life
- Quasideity
- Symbol: A blue nun hood
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Wholesome Crossdressers, Stupid Sexy Flanders Moments, Bounty Hunters, Killer Yoyo Users, Killer Teddy Bears, and...well, Dropping Bridgets
- Domain: Greed, Inquisition, Temptation
- Followers: Jun Watarase (Happiness!), Mizuho (Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru), Tieria Erde (Gundam 00), Lucius (Fire Emblem), Haruhi Fujioka, Hideyoshi Kinoshita, Nuriko of the Suzaku Seishi
- Allies: Hayate Ayasaki, Lelouch vi Britannia (who cosplays◊ as Luluko in his spare time)
- Regularly freaks out Zapp Brannigan for his refusal to remove his nun habit, even though he's in The Theme Park Version of Heaven. Often ruined by Admiral Ackbar's announcements of his true nature.
Mary Jane Watson, Goddess of Fashionable Appearance (MJ)
- Demigoddess. She was a Quasideity until she beat Shinji Matou half to death with a baseball bat. It looked something like this.
- Symbol: Something currently in vogue
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Unlimited Wardrobe, Outfits That Fall Out Of Fashion(Sometimes Horribly), Being The Redhead Heroes Want, Smiling To Hide Pain, Violently Refusing To Be Stuffed Into The Fridge, Victims of Executive Meddling
- Domains: Appearance, Vanity, Pluck, Theater, Love
- MJ is the go-to girl for experimental new fashions. She's not too shy about some of her past, "ginchy" outfits, and is aware that some day, everything in her current closet will be amusingly out of style.
- At one point, MJ was the Goddess Of Supporting Cast, dwelling in the House of Love. She's since suffered a Magical Abortion and no one else remembers when she was married to her husband due to the Everyone Is Single law, but MJ keeps on smiling and hanging out, attending every party. Nothing's ever wrong with Mary Jane Watson, no, never, because if she starts to cry she'll never stop.
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His glasses
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Nerd Glasses Disguising Toughness, Anti Heroes, Papa Bears, Ensemble Darkhorses, Moral Greyness, Well Intentioned Extremists, Name Revelations A Long Time In Coming, Badass Normals, Moral Dilemmas
- Domains: Protection, Family, Hatred, Force
- Followers: Billy (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers), Soichiro Yagami (Death Note), Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
- To quote one of his hapless victims, he "shoots pretty well for a guy with bifocals".
- His glasses aren't actually horn rimmed, but he'd rather you not focus on that fact.
 - Lesser God
- Symbol: His hat (obviously)
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Nice Hats, Summon Magic, Fusing Demons, Fusing Demons With Swords
- Domains: Protection, Summoning
- Followers: Raiho ("hee's so cool, ho~!"), every Touhou character with a hat that's not already in the Pantheon
- Naturally as the God of Hats Raidou is never seen without his, even when otherwise naked.
- It is believed by some of his worshippers that Raidou shall one day through the art of Demon Forging create the Perfect Hat.
 - Theme Song: Oriental Flower
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her staff Mantenbou, stuck near her panda hairpin and several medicines
- Alignment: Neutral Good (with shades of True Neutral when desperate)
- Portfolio: Beautiful doctors, Staff Fighting, Chinese Girl, Cool Big Sis With Big Boobies, Stripperiffic, Love Martyr, Unwilling Face Heel Turn, Easy Friendships For Children
- Domains: Healing, Appearance, Protection
- Followers: Tae Anegasaki (School Rumble), Lian Shi (Dynasty Warriors)
- Allies: Millia Rage, Bang Shishigami, Mele, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Sophitia Alexandra, Reptile, Mami Tomoe
- Enemies: Terumi Yuuki, Magiquonne/Arfoire
- She was once a follower of House. However, she felt bad for attracting way too much patients thanks to her appearance and moved here. She's still as competent in medicine practice as House acknowledges, though.
- She's not accepting those who come to her hospital because of Nose Bleed, especially when it's caused by Selena Recital. Because her appearance could make their condition even worse.
- Is recently seen to be chatting with Millia Rage, as she sees her as a kindred spirit dealing with similar problems of a mortal friend who was driven mad through an enormous power.
- When the GUAE captured her 'lover' Arakune, she was forced to serve evil against her will, or else Arakune dies. However, the combined effort of many Gods railed by Tokugawa Ieyasu (Bang was included there), rescued her. As such, Litchi felt incredibly indebted with Ieyasu.
- She's currently assigned in the GUAG Token Evil Teammates, a heavy decision for her but she managed to survive thanks to the supports of new friends (especially Sophitia, who once suffered the same fate as her, she's not jealous at why she's not in her place, really). She also became fond with Reptile, whom she pitied for his fate and because he kinda reminds her of Arakune.
- She currently shares an extra room with the other Goddess of Boobies, Paio II. Aside of that, she's also often visited by Mami Tomoe, who liked to share tea with her and chat together. The three are known as the 'Boobie Trio'.
- There are rumors that Magiquonne/Arfoire is either her Evil Counterpart, or her alternate self if she chose to prioritize Arakune over all else, to the point of being an Omnicidal Maniac for his safety. This is one of the things that truly horrified Litchi and she swore to oppose her at all cost, while juggling her desire.
 - Theme Song: REPPUU. When goes ultra serious... BAANG BANG BANG BAAAAANGG!!!
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The Ikaruga crest, with his nail nearby.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Highly Visible Ninja, Large Ham, Manly Chests, Loving Justice, Stalking The Above Goddess, Boisterous Bruiser, Big Fragging Nail, Overriding Music, Calling out attack names
- Domains: Ninja, Justice, War, Love
- Followers: Chipp Zanuff (Guilty Gear), Galford D. Weiler (Samurai Shodown), The Shadow Sun Corporation (Monsterpocalypse), Black☆Star (Soul Eater).
- Allies: Litchi Faye Ling, Naruto, Elzam von Branstein, Ryu Hayabusa, Schwarz Bruder, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Alex Louis Armstrong
- Opposes: Terumi Yuuki
- BANG BANG BANG BAAAAANG!!! BAANING-U DAMASHII!!! TATAKAU KOKORO KOUGETSUKU HODO NIIIII!!!
- Was the former pupil of Elzam in overriding songs, but breaks out on his own.
- Despite his advances on Litchi, he is actually kinda shy in terms of love. He has since visited on the House of Love frequently to read about how to make proper advances on her.
- At one point, he was being opposed by Ryu Hayabusa, on how he thinks Bang takes the word 'Ninja' so lightly. Bang suddenly reveals quite an intelligent debate on how Hayabusa is not-so-invisible after all. Hayabusa was stunned at the revelation and they have been friends ever since.
- Is part of the Pantheon's Ninja Trinity along with Hayabusa and Schwarz Bruder. Due to the event below, this gets revamped into 'Ninja Shi-Tennou', with Naruto Uzumaki as the new member... because Bang made a deal with Naruto about it.
- Became really good friends in no time with Ieyasu, not just due to his efforts to rescue Litchi from the GUAE, but because Bang REALLY likes the Power of Bonds.
- Visits the Toku Base a lot due to some... similarities with one of the heads there, Takeshi Hongo. However, at one point, he ends up mistaking Segata Sanshiro for him, and thanks to his lack of ownership of Sega Saturn, he got beaten to a pulp, and then was told that he can unlock the potential of his Phoenix Rettenjou by training with Segata Sanshiro. Now Bang trains under Segata Sanshiro, beating out giant Sega Saturn blocks until his fingers and hand break.
- Thinks Alex Louis Armstrong as a 'friendly rival' in terms of 'Manly Chests', in which Bang hopes to develop such abs to impress Miss Litchi further. Of course, thus far, Armstrong always beat him in a flexing match.
 - Demigoddess
- Symbol: A pair of blue eyes.
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral.
- Domain: Friendship, Love, Family, Rivalry,
- Portfolio: Having A Stupid Name In Japan, Being Blond, Fighting, Making Up, Cuteness
- Followers: Patricia Martin (Lucky Star), Ken McGwire (Zettai Karen Children), Alisa Bannings (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha), Kate (Sketchbook ~full color'S~)
- Allies: Nobue, Niea_7 (since her name is far sillier).
- Enemies: Miu. And sometimes her own mom.
- Yes, she is from Britain. Yes, her name sounds Italian. No, Italians generally don't have blond hair. Now be quiet, or else Nobue will have to get medieval on your hiney.
The Evil Queen, Goddess of Vain Sorceresses (The Queen-Witch, A Harmless Old Peddler Woman, Grimhilde)
 - Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her magic mirror on the wall
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Domain: Personal Appearance, Shape, Food
- Portfolio: Traumatic Transformations, the Original Disney Villain Death, Nightmare Fuel for the Disney Animated Canon and Their Theme Parks, Being One of the Hammiest of Them All
- Followers: Most of the villains of the Disney animated canon, as she was the first
- Enemies: Snow White and any other woman who dares to be fairer than she
- In terms of magical power and hamminess, she is rivaled by Maleficent and Ursula, both of whom are capable of ugly transformations of their own and serve as her second- and third-in-command; in fact, she now lets the former keep the alliance of Disney villains organized and properly led most of the time while she stays busy admiring her beauty. But even they admit that, due to the lengths she will go to satisfy her vanity, she is more monstrous.
- Her thirst for vengeance against those fairer than her remains unquenched in the immortal world due to many of the most beautiful goddesses having powers at least as great as hers, but this only makes her all the more bitter and dangerous.
- As a practicing witch, she harbors great hatred for Judge Claude Frollo, and no other Disney villain worth their life will be seen with him.
 - Lesser God
- Symbol: His German Mask, next to the head of Spiegel Gundam
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Badass Foreign Ninja, Big Brother Mentor, Hot Blooded Hamminess, Wearing German Flag Color For Helmet, Those Too Cool to Live
- Domain: Personal Appearance, Ninja, Fighting
- Allies: Domon Kasshu, Ryu Hayabusa, Bang Shishigami, Byakuya Kuchiki
- Rivals: Dr. McNinja
- Yes, he's a ninja. Yes, he rides a giant robot. Yes, he's German... Or Is He??
- Is surprisingly indifferent with Master Asia. Considering that Master has seemed to get better, he no longer sees him with the same contempt as he did in mortal life.
- Part of the Pantheon Ninja Trinity along with Ryu Hayabusa and Bang Shishigami... although it's revamped into Ninja Shi-Tennou, with Naruto Uzumaki as the fourth member.
 - Greater Deity
- Symbol: His/Her tatto
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Attractive Bent Gender,Crazy Awesome,Drag Queen,Gender Bender,Transvestite
- Domains: Okama
- Allies: Mr. 2
- Followers; Ryuuji Fujioka, Haruhi Fujioka
- Due to his many similarities with a famous mortal actor, he is often asked to sing a song by the name of "Sweet Transvestite". He would love to do so, but he has troubles booking a spot in the House of Music that is big enough for sutch a number.
- In his spare time, he sings and dances in the House of Music as all of his followers are joining him.
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His magnificent 'stache
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: The Gunslinger, Tagalong Kid,, Badass Moustache, Sidekick, Bandito, Those whose parents are dead
- Domains: Guns, Youth
- Is treated with all the respect of an adult god despite his youth, as long as his moustache is visible. When he stands such that his moustache cannot be seen, or if it is covered, respect for him evaporates immediately.
- Grew his moustache through sheer force of will, as the first facial hair to ever appear on his face. As such, he had worshipers even before ascending to divinity, although they feel slightly less silly now.
- Woe betide anyone who attempts to force him to shave.
 - Intermediate God
- Symbol: A silver feather
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Disturbingly Feminine Men, Viewer Gender Confusion, Questionable Fashion Sense, Overuse of Theatrical Metaphors, Raging Narcissism, Total Mental Collapse Followed By World-Endangering Suicide Attempts
- Domains: Charm, Destruction, Evil, Magic, Pride
- Unlike Bridget, nobody confuses him for a female... when they meet him in person face to face. View him remotely, and you'll be convinced he's female. The current theory the House of Knowledge has proposed is that he has very masculine pheromones.
- If asked, The Question would argue that once you notice the man-thong, you can't un-notice it.
Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Goddess of Goth Loli (Eva, Student #26, The Doll Master, The Dark Evangel, The Undying Mage, Apostle of Destruction, Demon king in the form of a child, The Advent of Evil, Demon Lord of Darkness)
 - Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: The moon
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Vampires Who Are Different, Noble Demons, Training from Hell, Badass Elegant Gothic Lolitas
- Domain: Moon, Thirst, Retribution
- Followers: Ninon Beart (The King of Fighters: Maximum Impact 2)
- Allies: Vita, Suigintou
- Scholars believe the mysterious entity known only as Tohya Miho may be one of her avatars or aspects.
- She is currently training Negi, Asuna, Yue, and Nodoka, as she ascended before any of them did. As a result, she has influence in the pantheons of Love, Magic, Knowledge, and War respectively; as well as the Council of Shadows.
- Recently seen with Takamachi Nanoha near closed space, which they call "Improved training area under construction". Many gods have a bad feeling about this...
- Is currently considering moving into the Love House into the position of Goddess of Legal Jailbait, so that she can keep a closer eye on Negi.
Archer, God of GAR (EMIYA, GARcher, Counter Guardian)
- Theme Song: EMIYA
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Kanshou & Bakuya
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Making people of the same sex gay for him, Memetic Badass, Unlimited Blade Works, Anti-Hero, Hunters of Temporal Paradox, Snarking, White-Haired Pretty Boy, Future Badass, Archery, Chronic Backstabbing Disorder.
- Domain: War, Personal Appearance, Heroism
- Allies: Rin Tohsaka, Shirou Emiya, Hakumen, Sayaka Miki
- Is perfectly capable of turning many male from straight to GAR for him. Was proposed for the house of Love for that one fact, but Archer turns it down, he just doesn't feel like doing one.
- After hearing of one knock off of him, to say that he's disgusted would be an understatement. He finally succeeded in destroying it... for now.
Tobi, God of Masks (Madara Uchiha (or not))
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: An orange spiral mask, a red cloud or the Uchiha crest
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Big Bad, Red Sky, Take Warning, Red Eyes, Take Warning, The Clan, Assimilation Plot, Swirly Energy Thingy, Man Behind the Man, Pocket Dimension, Power at a Price, Intangible Man
- Domain: Fire, Dimensions, Illusion
- Allies: All Akatsuki members
- Enemies: Naruto, Tsunade, Jiraya
- Stanley Ipkiss was considered for this position as well, but disappeared from the face of earth.
- Sasuke is the only member of the Pantheon who has seen Tobi's face, but is currently to irate to approach. Tobi denies involvement.
- Tobi is not a good boy.
- Has recently changed his mask after his old one was destroyed.
Vince Noir, King of the Mods (The Great Confuser, The Dandy, Howard's Wife)
- Demigod
- Symbol: A skin-tight, mirrorball jumpsuit
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Brainless Beauty, Attractive Bent Gender, Dude Looks Like a Lady, Friend to All Living Things (especially Pandas)
- Domain: Friendship, Adventure, Beauty
- Allies: Howard Moon, Naboo, Bollo, Cheekbone Magazine
- Enemies: Lance Dior
- Frequently gets trapped in his own reflection.
- Has over 15 hair straighteners in his room always on and ready to use.
- His shrine to Mick Jagger is no secret, but few know of the picture of Freddie Mercury he keeps under his pillow. Shh.
- Was once trapped under an avalanche of his own clothing for three days.
- Loves visiting the House of Music, but steers clear of the Jazz temple. It makes him break out in a horrible rash.
- Sneaks out in the cover of night and styles the other residents' of the pantheon's hair while they're sleeping.
 - Theme Song: Bullet Dance
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her guns Bolverk crossed.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Girls With Guns, Gun Kata, Zettai Ryouiki, Sexy Backless Outfit, Armpits, Small Breasts For Someone Her Age (And Is Ashamed About It), Moe, The Woobie
- Domain: Appearance, Law, Guns
- Allies: Ragna The Bloodedge, Jin Kisaragi (in a way), Hakumen, Litchi Faye-Ling (though a bit jealous on her... assets), Sol Badguy, Dizzy, Ibis Douglas, Rushuna Tendou, Makoto Nanaya, Mami Tomoe.
- Enemies: Terumi Yuuki, Mu-12, Revy (opposes her rough methods of how to use guns)
- For some reason, at her ascension, Jin does not really take it well and just left off with mutters and curses.
- Is very glad due to the efforts of GUAG to rescue Litchi. Which means, she can freely cuddle with her Panda again... The rescue of Tsubaki also made her feel better. Compounded with the arrival of Makoto Nanaya.
- Is currently aware that her other self has become an Enemy Without and wanders the Pantheon. (Unlike Hakumen)
- Quite often, she trained in gun-fighting with Rushuna Tendou. They were good friends despite Noel being rather insecure about her figure when compared to Rushuna... ESPECIALLY when Rushuna gives her a Cooldown Hug in her Marshmallow Hell in case Noel performed poorly in training. Which is often. The class is later joined by Mami Tomoe, whose mammies made Noel jealous too. Then again, what breasts don't make Noel jealous?
 - Theme Song: Ghosts n Goblins theme, Huzzah!
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Knight Armor with a strawberry-print underwear nearby
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Hyperspace Arsenal (for weapon summoning), Lance fighting/throwing while tossing magics occasionally, Fighting Goddamned Bats and Demonic Spiders From Hell, Armor-Tearing in seconds, Goofy Print Underwear, Saving Princesses, Badass
- Domain: Personal Appearance, War, Heroism
- Followers: Eiji Hino (Kamen Rider OOO)
- Allies: Ryu, Dante, Arturia Pendragon
- For the last time, he's Sir Arthur, not King Arthur! Arturia respects him and his namesake, although she's still embarrassed when he walks around kicking ass with her in his underwear.
- Claims say that his followers are required to occasionally say "Huzzah!" in random basis.
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Goddess of Unseen Faces (Tali, Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy)
 - Lesser God
- Symbol: Her helmet
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Badass Adorable, Pardon My Bosh'tet, Inspiring Urge To Hug Her, Gadgeteer Genius, Moe despite not having face shown, Having A Face, But Totally Unseen, DEM HIPS, Immune System-less Body
- Domain: Technology, Appearance, War
- Allies: Commander Shepard, Gadget Hackwrench, Garrus Vakarian.
- It is said that in order to become a follower, one must hug her after being shown her mental breakdown pre-deification after seeing her dead father. Failure to do so means being kicked out of her temple by her priests and being labeled wit. h the term 'You Have No Soul'.
- Used to be a follower of Gadget Hackwrench before being deified herself. Because of this, she occasionally drops by the Technology house to catch up on new technologies applied by the Pantheon.
- Only Shepard has seen her face... and Shepard isn't even telling how Tali looked like.
- Shepard finally gave a reveal. It's pretty. But the Pantheon has been casting doubts whether it's a genuine face or just some cheap manipulation.
- Her portfolio says she has no immunity system, but don't be fooled, she does have an immune system... a shotgun.
- Remarkably loyal to Shepard, provided s/he doesn't betray her trust.
- Tali is somehow able to issue a Death Glare through her opaque helmet, a power she possessed as a mortal.
- She's lately seen hanging around with Garrus. Rumors has it that they're building up some rapport...
 - Lesser God (Can be an Intermediate God)
- Symbol: His duster coat
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Badass Bookworm, Longcoats, calling him short, Hair of Gold, Big Brother Instinct, being really handsome, Teen Genius
- Domain: Strategy, Researching Alchemy
- Followers: Dante, Claire Stanfield, Walnut Neo
- Allies: Alphonse Elric, Naruto Uzumaki, Yuuki Nagato, Kisuke Urahara, Vash The Stampede, Kenshin Himura, Kanji Tatsumi
- Enemies: Yuuki Terumi/Hazama and Relius Clover (The former for killing people for shits and giggles. The latter for experimenting on his own family), Dr. Weil
- After growing tall, The pantheon no longer called him short (or bean, etc,).
- Nagato's very pleased to meet another smart person like Ed. She wants him to join the SOS Brigade, Only to get turned down, as Ed's older than her.
- He's been hearing news about Hazama raiding the pantheon. He realizes that the latter isn't an ordinary human, and his black suit reminded him of someone who wore a suit of the opposite color (Kimblee). Ed also found that he kills people just for the fun of it and isn't taking the news very well. He decides he's going to do the same thing to Terumi like he did to Pride. He also isn't taking Relius' actions well, since he reminded Ed of another horrible man who also experiment on his family (Shao Tucker). Ed decides that he's going to use alchemy for the greater good against monsters like them... And this is saying a lot... And he... nearly succeeded. (of course, Terumi had the gall to call him shrimp).
- Aside of this he has rescued Tsubaki Yayoi in the process of doing so even though it wasn't his idea.
- Despite the fact that he is now a god, he still insists that he is an atheist and that there is no God, only Truth.
- It's not like he wanted to take the position. It's just that his Longcoat is the more recognized. Sooner or later, he must take double duty as the God of Alchemy.
 - Demigod
- Symbol: Old Spice Body Wash
- Alignment: Uncertain, depending on what he can do at the time
- Portfolio: Memetic Badass, Mr. Fanservice, Memetic Mutation,
- Domain: Bathing
- Followers: Ladies, men.
- Enemies: Those who use lady-scented body wash
- He's on a horse (backwards.)
- Surprise, he's actually on a mountaintop playing those sweet "sha-la-las" you love to hear.
- Can turn tickets into diamonds.
 - Lesser God
- Symbol: A shot of his muscle while shirtless. With sparkles
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Boisterousness, Hamminess, Sparkling Great Muscles Shown Nearly All The Time, Badass Majors, Manly Tears, Gentle Giant. All these portfolios have been PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!
- Domain: Army, Muscles, War, Alchemy
- Followers: James Vega
- Allies: The Elric Brothers, Bang Shishigami, Hulk Hogan.
- Tends to flip away his shirt and shows off his muscles. Despite this annoying tendency, Armstrong is a well-respected man whenever he goes serious.
- He rivals with Selena in bouncing off their body (Selena on her boobs, Armstrong on his muscles). They're never seen doing this in the same time.
- Respects Bang Shishigami well due to his dedication for justice and that he's a fun guy to have around. Of course, he still can't beat the mighty muscles of Alex which have been PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!
- Frequently works out together with Hulk Hogan, a man who has inspired him a lot through his life.
Kurt Hummel, God of Androgynously Perfect Beauty of Face and Voice (Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, Porcelain, Warbler Kurt, Gelfling, Tickle-Me Doughface, Lady Trousers, Ladyface, Lady).
- Quasideity.
- Symbol: A singing canary atop a Prom Queen's crown, decorated with a teardrop.
- Alignment: Neutral good.
- Portfolio: wearing high fashion and making it work, being a countertenor, having stunning eyes, asserting that fashion has no gender, defying gravity, defying stereotypes and singing amazing solos from Broadway (or The Beatles).
- Domain: Logistics, organisation, choreography, and show-stopping emotional solos. And moisturiser.
- Followers: Blaine Warbler Anderson.
- Allies: The Doctor, Burt Hummel, The Warblers, New Directions...and Sue Sylvester.
- Enemies: David Karofsky, Vocal Adrenaline, and heteronormative crusaders. And Howard Wolowitz - not just because of his wardrobe, but because of being an honorary girl.
- Sometimes manifests as part of a trinity comprising the father (Burt), the son (Kurt) and the feathery ghost (Pavarotti).
- Can be more dangerous than he appears, with talents that extend beyond the arena of personal appearance and singing, including death glares, the ability to choose put-downs with the effectiveness of razor blades, and being an agent of Laser-Guided Karma.
- Has been known to dance on water occasionally.
- Does not suffer fools gladly. You have been warned.
Jack, Goddess of Bald Women (Subject Zero).
 - Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her tattoo marking, drawn as if not attached to her body. It's kinda complex.
- Alignment: Neutral Evil when alone, Chaotic Neutral when with Commander Shepard
- Portfolio: Dark Action Girl, F-Bombs, Mass Destruction Concentrated In One Person, Tomboyish Name, Bald Women, Psychosis, Those Groomed To Be Weapons
- Domain: Personal Appearance, War, Mentalism
- Allies: Commander Shepard.
- Opposes: Well there's a lot to list... But in particular Miranda Lawson. Or Tali'zorah if any of those two tried to get too close on Shepard.
- As one of the most powerful Gods with Biotic, Jack is well feared if she is in combat. Her biotic combat skills and raw strength are on par with the one known as Liara T'soni.
- Only Shepard can calm her down, or else one requires immense power to calm her down by force.
- Recently grew some hair and casted doubts on whether she'd stay or not. The fact that she still kept the majority of her head bald, and anyone who STILL protests gets reduced into a bloody biotic pulp after being rained with tons and tons of Cluster F-Bomb made Jack stay.
Joshua Graham, God of Bandages (The Burned Man, The Malpais Legate)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His custom pistol "A Light Shining In Darkness". Alternatively, a bible
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral with Good leanings, formerly Lawful Evil
- Portfolio: Those covered head to toe with bandages, those with much to make up for, incredibly difficult to kill individuals, righteous and religious wrath, Awesome voices, Rasputinian Death, Burn Victims
- Domain: War, Religion, Wrath, Destruction
- Followers: Otani Yoshitsugu, Makoto Shishio
- Allies: Daniel and the tribals of Zion National Valley, The Courier
- Enemies: Edward "Caesar" Sallow and Caesar's Legion
- As the co-founder of Caesar's Legion, Graham has chosen to devote his life to atone for his past, even though he considers himself irredeemable. However, this does not mean that he has chosen to be a pacifist. Far from it.
- Those who dare hurt the tribals under his protection, he will find them. God willing, they will not leave alive.
 - Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Two sais
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
- Portfolio: Dark Action Girl, Sai-Fighting, Cloning Blues, Craziness, Ms. Fandisservice, Hideous Teeth, Psychopathic Womanchild
- Domain: Personal Appearance, War, Evil
- Allies: Shang Tsung, The Ghost Lady
- A lot of deities do call her sexy, so long as they're just looking at her from neck down.
- Is dreaded by mirrors. A mere look of her face was enough to shatter mirrors. ANY mirrors.
 - Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: her Cutie Mark - a cloud with a rainbow-colored lightning bolt.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: rainbows, Multicolored Hair, action girls, control of wind, extreme talent combined with laziness, awesome and justified names, occasional... problems with landings without any lasting injuries, implacable determination, sarcastic remarks and facehooves, blowing stuff up with a massive explosion, hot temperament, Pride that hides insecurity underneath, superior attitude and insensitivity, but also complete loyalty to her friends, reckless charges, Super Speed, control over weather
- Allies: Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, [[Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack
- Ascended to her position after beating the ever-loving shit out of Starscream.
- Ironically, reacted to the news of her deification with an "ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!"
- Is disappointed with being a "mere" intermediate deity. Also, would have preferred to be Goddess of Super Speed, but the position is already taken Barry Allen.
- Brags about her newfound Godhood all the time, much to the annoyance of some gods, especially those who are loath to see those ponies joining their ranks. Nevertheless, should a catastrophe strike the Pantheon, you can bet that Rainbow Dash will be first in line to defend it.
- "The Pantheon has become about 20% cooler." -Rainbow Dash's followers
- Alright, sure, she's had ONE elegant outfit she wore to the Grand Galloping Gala, and even then that was Rarity's work, and it's ruined now anyways. Can everyone just stop saying she always dresses in style? Seriously now? If only she could get her hooves on the one who started this... as well as that creepy wingless pony impersonating to be her...
 - Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three diamonds)
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Designing dresses, making them fabulous, overacting.
- Domain: Fashion, Generosity
- Allies: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
- Followers: Bronies
- Is horrified by the rest of the House of Commerce, with the possible exception of Jem. As such, she spends most of her time here, or in the House of Craft.
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A white Salamander head
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Scary Black Men, Burning stuff to death, Black Smiths
- Domain: Space, War, Craft
- Allies: The Emperor of Mankind, Leman Russ, Adell, Zuko.
- Enemies: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh, Asdurbael Vect.
- Ascended to the pantheon for being the scariest black man in the universe (just ask the Dark Eldar) and for leading an entire army of REALLY scary super soldier black men.
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A Pokéball
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Shorttank, Monster Hunting, Collection, Fiery Redheads, Runts At The End, Tsunderes.
- Domains: Water, Love, Emotion, Tomboys
- Allies: Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Brock, Lina Inverse, Vita, Amy Rose
- Always seen in the company of fellow Gods, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu and Brock.
- An apprentice to Vita, Goddess of Hammers, alongside other hammer wielders like Amy Rose.
- There has been a long standing rumour before and after joining the Pantheon that Misty has a crush on Ash. Ash remains oblivious to it.
Mr. T, God of Mohawks ( B. A Baracus)
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