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Pantheon: Weapons
The House of Weapons. Better known to some as "The Pantheon's Largest Armory."

Created in the wake of the ever-growing population of weapon-based War Gods (including several ones), the House of Weapons is one to be feared. Nearly every wall is lined with swords, axes, boomerangs, and anything that wouldn't make any sense in the real world, but exists solely because of the Rule of Cool.

Due to the growing number of deities in this House, the Gods have decided to split it into the following sub-houses:
  • Bladed Weapons - for Deities who specialize in weapons that have sharp edges in them (Swords, Knives, etc.)
  • Ranged And Explosive Weapons - for Deities adept to guns, missiles, explosives, and related weapon tropes.
  • Other Weapon Tropes - for Deities with weapons (or weapon tropes) which do not fall under the aforementioned sub-houses

The Three Weapon Masters

The Guards of the House of Weapons, they keep all the deities in this house in check.

Cloud Strife, God of Swordsmanship and Patron Saint of Bifurcated Weapons (Spiky, the SOLDIER, Chocobo Head, the Buster Basher)

Jackie Chan, God of Improvised Weaponry
  • Greater God (Overdeity if given a Ladder or a Bench)
  • Symbol: Fist, Foot, Chair, Table, Mop, Ladder, Microwave, Kitchen Sink, Windshield Wipers, etc.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Martial Arts Movie, Improvised Weapons, Hong Kong, Slapstick, Crossdressing, Losing Until He Wins
  • Domains: War, Luck, Improv
  • Allies: Doctor Wong Fei-Hung, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Kevin McCallister, Jade and Tohru
  • Followers: Kirika Yuumura (Noir), Ranma Saotome (Ranma ½), Riddick (The Chronicles of Riddick), Frank West (Dead Rising), Jason Bourne (the Bourne series), Rorschach (Watchmen)
  • Chan, like Despair of the Endless, is always having a "bad day".
  • Appeared outside the House of Weapons shouting "JAAADDDEE!" which the gods initially thought meant a immortality potion. Turned out it was his niece messing with magic again. He nearly fainted when he found out his niece, and Tohru, ascended. He slightly calmed down when he learned that the two were in the Friendship House though..then he found out how Uncle got into the Pantheon...
  • Sometimes is shown doing archeology work. When this happens he's prone to taking something from the gods saying, "I'm sorry, I'll bring this back! Thank you!!!!"
  • A common agreement among the gods is that if Jackie can pick it up (it being anything you can think of), he can, and will—should the need arise—, kick your ass with it.
  • Has a friendly rivalry with Kevin McCallister, and regularly challenges to defeat his improvised and fiendishly rigged booby traps; so far the conflict has consistently been fought to a draw.
  • Despite his stance of using anything as a weapon, even he is amazed at how Deadpool can whack people to death with the HUD.
  • Was freaking out over the Friendship Asylum due to Jade being a goddess there. He has convinced her for once to not be a hero because the last thing he needs is her corrupted. Tohru has agreed to keep an eye on Jade just in case. Jackie himself would like not to be involved with the asylum (for fear that his skills could be used for the asylum not against it) but if need be, he'll help bring any escapees into the GUAG Medical Division

Vash, God of Marksmanship (Vash the Stampede, The Humanoid Typhoon, The $$60,000,000,000 Man)

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