Pantheon / Weapons

The House of Weapons. Better known to some as "The Pantheon's Largest Armory."

Created in the wake of the ever-growing population of weapon-based War Gods (including several ones), the House of Weapons is one to be feared. Nearly every wall is lined with swords, axes, boomerangs, and anything that wouldn't make any sense in the real world, but exists solely because of the Rule of Cool.

Due to the growing number of deities in this House, the Gods have decided to split it into the following sub-houses:
  • Bladed Weapons - for Deities who specialize in weapons that have sharp edges in them (Knives, Lances, etc.)
  • Blunt Weapons - for Deites who've mastered blunt weapons such as Staffs, Clubs and Hammers.
  • Energy Weaponry - for Deities who specialize in energy weapons such as lasers.
  • Explosives - for Deities who specialize in explosive weapons.
  • Firearms - for Deities who are proficient in armed weapons and guns.
  • Living Weapons - for deities who are weapons who are alive or beings who are treated as weapons.
  • Ranged Weapons - for Deities who specialize in projectile and long-range weaponry.
  • Swords - for Deities who specialize in all manner and variations of the standard long-bladed one- or two-handed weapon.
  • Weapon Creation - for deities who specialize in creating, transforming or shaping weapons.
  • Weaponized Objects - for Deities who specialize in using relatively mundane objects such as guitars, tables, and barrels as weapons.
  • Weapon Wielding - for Deities known for their style of wielding their weapons rather than the weapon itself.
  • Other Weapon Tropes - for Deities with weapons (or weapon tropes) which do not fall under the aforementioned sub-houses

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The Three Weapon Masters

The Guards of the House of Weapons, they keep all the deities in this house in check.

    Cloud Strife 
Cloud Strife, God of Giant Swords and Patron Saint of Bifurcated Weapons (Spiky, the SOLDIER, Chocobo Head, the Buster Basher, Thunderhead, Guardian of the Lifestream (And Orphans), Blonde Zack, Croudo-kun, Ms. Cloud)

    Jackie Chan 
Jackie Chan, God of Improvised Weaponry (Chan Kong-sang)
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  • Lesser God
  • Theme Music: Drunken Gods (from Drunken Master), Jackie Chan Adventures Theme
  • Symbol: Fist, Foot, Chair, Table, Mop, Ladder, Microwave, Kitchen Sink, Windshield Wipers, etc.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Weapon of Choice: Whatever is around him.
  • Portfolio: Martial Arts Movie, Improvised Weapons, Hong Kong, Slapstick, Crossdressing, Losing Until He Wins
  • Domains: War, Luck, Improv
  • Allies: Doctor Wong Fei-Hung, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Kevin McCallister, Jade and Tohru
  • Chan, like Despair of the Endless, is always having a "bad day".
  • Appeared outside the House of Weapons shouting "JAAADDDEE!" which the gods initially thought meant an immortality potion. Turned out it was his niece messing with magic again. He nearly fainted when he found out his niece, and Tohru, ascended. He slightly calmed down when he learned that the two were in the Friendship House, though... then, he found out how Uncle got into the Pantheon...
  • Sometimes is shown doing archeology work. When this happens he's prone to taking something from the gods, saying, "I'm sorry, I'll bring this back! Thank you!"
  • A common agreement among the gods is that if Jackie can pick it up (it being anything you can think of), he can, and will—should the need arise—kick your ass with it.
  • Has a friendly rivalry with Kevin McCallister, and regularly challenges to defeat his improvised and fiendishly rigged booby traps. So far, the conflict has consistently been fought to a draw.
  • Despite his stance of using anything as a weapon, even he is amazed at how Deadpool can whack people to death with the HUD.
  • Was freaking out over the Friendship Asylum due to Jade being a goddess there. He has convinced her for once to not be a hero because the last thing he needs is her corrupted. Tohru has agreed to keep an eye on Jade just in case. Jackie, himself, would like not to be involved with the asylum (for fear that his skills could be used for the asylum rather than against it) but if need be, he'll help bring any escapees into the GUAG Medical Division.

    Vash the Stampede 
Vash the Stampede, God of Marksmanship (The Humanoid Typhoon, The $$60,000,000,000 Man, "Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III")

Alternative Title(s): Ranged And Explosive Weapons