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Pantheon: Weapons
Weaponry

Created in the wake of the ever-growing population of weapon-based War Gods, the House of Weapons is one to be feared. Nearly every wall is lined with swords, axes, boomerangs, and anything that wouldn't make any sense in the real world, but exists solely because of the Rule Of Cool.

Vash, God of Marksmanship (Vash the Stampede, The Humanoid Typhoon, The $$60,000,000,000 Man)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A silver Revolver
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Improbable Marksmanship, Obfuscating Stupidity, Walking the Earth, Technical Pacifism
  • Domains: Peace, Travel, Gunslinging, Destruction (although Vash has this as one of his domains, it is frowned upon), Trickery
  • Followers: Lucky Luke, Train Heartnet, Kirika Yuumura, Irvine Kinneas, Hawkeye, Bullseye, any protagonist in a John Woo movie...ever
  • Allies: Rushuna Tendou, Lockon Stratos, Madlax
  • The other gods were impressed with his skills after watching him shoot both wings off a fly...at 100 meters...with a single bullet...from a revolver. Vash immediately felt bad for the fly and got Lenneth to restore it.
  • Within the space of a few seconds during a friendly challenge, Rushuna could have blasted the gun out of his hand three times, while he groped her five times. She didn't mind.
  • Status for God of Marksmanship was briefly contested by Revolver Ocelot, though Ocelot eventually conceded the match, having gotten a better offer elsewhere.

Cloud Strife, God of Swordsmanship (Spiky, the SOLDIER, Chocobo Head, the Buster Basher)

Jack Rakan, The Other God of Swordsmanship ("Rakan of the Thousand Blades" "The Ultimate Swordsman" "The Ultimate Mercenary" "The Ultimate Hard Worker" "The Man Who Cannot Die" "The Immortal Fool" "That Damn Guy Who You Can Stab With Swords All You Like And It Won't Do A Damn Thing, Damn it")
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: One Thousand Swords (His Artifact is "The Hero of a Thousand Faces")
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfoilio: Beyond the Impossible, BFS, Blood Sport, Boisterous Bruiser, Field of Blades, Game Breaker, Genius Bruiser, Lightning Bruiser, Obfuscating Stupidity, Obi-Wan Moment(x2), Person of Mass Destruction, Psychic Powers (Mind Reader), Rule Of Cool, Trickster Mentor.
  • Domain: Destruction, Glory, War.
  • Allies: Negi Springfield (Student), Evangeline (old friend), Asuna "Kagurazaka" (????), Augus.
  • Enemies: Few live long enough to earn this title, although his blase attitude towards most evil and fun personality don't hurt. Evangeline, while they are old friends... she has a tendency to make serious attempts on his life because he annoyed her. He takes the attacks in good spirits though.
  • Both a former Gladiator and War Veteran Jack Rakan has participated in countless battles that have forged both strength and skill over a period of forty years. Rakan is an exceptional battle analyst as demonstrated when he analyzed Negi's Raiten Taisou and pinpointed it's weaknesses only after observing it once. Despite this fact, everyone is the pantheon still thinks he's an idiot.
  • Joined the Pantheon because he damn well felt like it, and no one has the balls to tell him to leave (and those who do don't really care anyway). Has a friendly rivalry with Cloud, the original god of BFSs, who's really more confused than anything concerning the situation.
  • Augus from the combat house interests him, and even he finds Augus's sword to be amazing despite the size of his own swords. Augus possibly finds Jack worthy of his own blade. The pantheon fears the day they fight all out with each other.

Sokka, God of Boomerangs (Meat and Sarcasm Guy, Wang Fire)

Link, God of Diversified Weaponry (The Hero of Time, The Hero of Winds, The Hero of Twilight, The Hero of Legend, Fairy Boy)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Triforce
  • Alignment: Varying with each incarnation, but always good.
  • Portfolio: Ancestral Weapons, Arrows on Fire, Chain of Deals, Cosmic Keystones, Fetch Quests, Wordlessness
  • Domains: Courage, Strength, Time, War, Reincarnation
  • Allies: Mega Man, Dirk the Daring
  • Followers: Caim (Drakengard), The Kid (Bastion)
  • Weapon of Choice? Pfft! Whatever Link pulls out of his bag is his Weapon of Choice. Yes...even a big chunk of meat.
  • When the plot calls for it, he has been able to borrow from Kamina's portfolio.
  • Destined to reincarnate in an endless cycle for as long as there is evil. Over the past two thousand years or so has started wearing a green tunic and pointy hat in each life for reasons he isn't sure about - every time he is born, he forgets very nearly everything, to the point of being surprised every time he learns that he is a god. This is just as well, considering the tantrum he threw the last time he didn't. Growing up and collecting all that weaponry is time consuming!

Jackie Chan, God of Improvised Weaponry

Ratchet, God of Firepower
  • Intermediate Deity
  • Symbol: The RYNO, although a wrench is also used.
  • Alignment: Borderline Neutral Good/Chaotic Good (originally Neutral)
  • Portfolio: BFGs, One Man Armies, Massive Firepower, Stuff Blowing Up
  • Domains: Destruction, Good, Protection, Arsenal
  • Followers: Dieci Nakajima, The Engineer
  • Ratchet has a friendly rivalry with Link over who has claim to the most diverse arsenal. Vash admires Ratchet's efforts to save the galaxy, but frowns upon the destruction that frequently follows in his wake.
  • Oftentimes confronts Max Jenius, God of Rocket Swarms, over whose Macross Missile Massacres are more spectacular.

Duke Nukem, God of Nukes

Simon Belmont, God of Whipping

Nathan Spencer, God of Grappling Hooks (Rad, Bionic Commando, Major)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His bionic arm, his shades
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Portfolio: Grappling Hooks, Cybernetics, Building Swinging, One Man Armies
  • Domains: War, Technology, Air
  • Followers: Any character with a grappling gun or swinging implement who is not a god on this pantheon
  • Allies: Simon Belmont, Link, Batman, Spider-Man, James Bond, Samus Aran
  • Many competed for his position in the pantheon, but he just slapped the grappling gun out of each challenger's hand and said "swing now." Every challenger hung his/her head in shame and walked away.
  • His followers have a slight rivalry with Mario's followers over the superiority of swinging over jumping.
  • Doesn't like it when people bring up the dreadlocks... or the moustache.

Shayera Hol, Goddess of Blunt Weaponry (Hawkgirl)

Cu Chulainn, Lord of the Spear (Lancer)

Shiki Nanaya, God of Knife Wielders

Donkey Kong, God Of Strange Ammo And Barrel Throwing
  • Theme song: The Donky Kong Country Theme.
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Barrel with the letters DK on it
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (except when opposing Mario; then he is more on the evil side)
  • Portfolio: Bamboo Technology, Funny Animals, Theme Tune Rap, Power Of Music, Rhythm Games
  • Domains: Animal, Jungle, Strength
  • A number of Gods doubted the effectiveness of using fruits as weapons. Donkey Kong personally taught them one thing about coconuts: they hurt like crap.
  • Gets harassed from time to time by another Kong who claims to be a King. DK's response can be roughly summarized as "barrel to the face."
  • His temple is rather empty since Cranky Kong spends most of his time there, ranting about how he could have fulfilled DK's godly duties a thousand times better than him back in his prime.
  • Often gets into fights with Mario for a variety of reasons.

Edge, God Of Opportunists and Tables, Ladders and Chairs (The Rated R-Superstar, The Ultimate Opportunist, Adam Copeland)
  • Theme Song: "Metalingus"
  • Lesser God.
  • Symbol: An MPAA R-rating logo inside a star
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Professional Wrestling, Gimmick Matches , Face Heel Turns, Cheating, Kicking Them While They Are Down, Waiting for the Right Moment to Strike, Bad Boys Who Get All The Girls
  • Domains: Competition, Glory, Trickery, Sex, Metal
  • Was sent to Hell by The Undertaker but somehow cheated him into sending him here. Rest assured, the Deadman will find him.
  • Ascended by using Money in the Bank against John Bradshaw Layfield, making him a mere mortal while securing his own spot in the pantheon.
  • He accended from Demigod to Lesser God after spearing The Gooker during the 8-Man Hell In A Cell Elimination match that determined the God of Pro Wrestling. He didn't win the match, but simply dealing a powerfull blow to the Disgraces was enough to grant him enough appreciation from the Pantheon.
  • The House of Love keeps a close eye on Edge. To say that they are annoyed by the fact that he has slept with many of the female members of the Pantheon who were already in a relation would be an understatement.
  • Edge has mastered the art of opportunism to perfection. He has been able to spear many dieties in a great variety of moments, sutch as during deep kisses, funerals, bathroom breaks, meetings, conserts, rousing speeches, recently earned victories, during the jumpscare of a screamer, birthdays etc etc. He has even given advice to ninjas of the Pantheon.
  • He is still in good relations with friend/brother Christian. Claims to be a "pseudo-vampire" during his time in the Brood.
  • As of 4/11/12 he has stopped wrestling due to a number of injuries. However, that doesn't mean he hasn't stopped becoming a master manipulator.

Millia Rage, Goddess of Weaponized Hair
  • Theme Song: Writhe in Pain
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: The Assassin Syndicate logo, slashed down the middle
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Prehensile Hair, Orphans, Former Assassins, Musical References
  • Domains: Fury, Limbo, Revenge
  • Allies: Litchi Faye Ling, Bayonetta
  • Tries to stay away from pretty much everyone else in the Pantheons, though with her wild hair, her good looks, and her...erm...agile fighting style, she's fairly popular (especially with Dante).
  • Secretly brought along her pet cats, and plays with them whenever she gets some time alone.
  • Some believe that Golden Darkness would able to take over this position in the Pantheon, if she actually tried to do it.
  • Recently likes visiting Litchi's hospital and share stories, often comparing their tales together. Millia is rather fond with her as a friend. Some say that Millia went VERY Not So Stoic than usual in her attempt to save her from GUAE.

Vita, Goddess of Hammers (Wolkenritter, The Iron Hammer Knight)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her hat, with Graf Eisen nearby.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Hammer-Induced Deaths, Determinators, Nice Hat, Goth Loli, Berserk Button.
  • Domains: Weapon, Hammer, Loyalty, War.
  • Allies: Signum, Guy Shishioh, Nanoha, Fate
  • Followers: Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), King Dedede (Kirby), Triple H (WWE)
  • NOBODY messes with her hat. Anyone who does so shall receive a messy hammer-induced death. Not even the God of Hat Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th himself, though he avoided the messy hammer-induced death part.
  • As the Goddess of Hammers, it is prophesized that she will one day wield the Goldion Crusher when Guy is absent. A lot doubts that such a little loli can carry such thing. Vita's response?
    "Bring it on."
  • Recently it has been revealed that Vita has blessed the next PSP Successor by engraving it with her name.

Lockon Stratos, God of Sniping (Neil Dylandy, Stupid Sexy Lockon)

Simon the Digger, God of Drills (Captain Garlock/Starlock)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Core Drill
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Humongous Mecha, Shouting Attack Names, Cool Ships, General Purpose Badassery, Weaponized Drills Beyond the Impossible.
  • Domains: War, Courage, Metal, Moon, Emotion
  • High Priest: Tetsuya Onodera
  • Followers: Mr. Driller, Andros the Red Space Ranger, and Ronny the Yellow Overdrive Ranger, Drill Man (Mega Man 4), Subject Delta and the Big Daddies (BioShock), Jill (Drill Dozer)
  • Allies: Kamina, Sigmund Freud (who is always trying to convince Simon that his drills represent a certain... something), Hayato Jin, Yurika Kirishima (she is the Goddess of Drill Hair, after all), Honda Tadakatsu.
  • Simon was originally the mortal companion and, later, prophet of Kamina (Who The Hell Do You Think He Is?!), God of Boasting and Speeches, and continues to do Kamina's work by wandering the universe righting wrongs and lifting spirits with the souls of his followers fighting at his side. He is prophesied to one day surpass Kamina in might and badassitude.
  • Simon is the equal and opposite force to Shinji Ikari, God of Psychosis. Though there exists no antipathy between the two gods, it is believed that should they ever meet, disaster would most surely befall the universe as Shinji's pure EMO and Simon's pure GAR cancel each other out in a massive matter/anti-matter reaction.
  • It is said that when Shinji unwillingly initiates the end times and before Kamina reshapes the universe with his unyielding power of awesome, Simon's drill shall pierce the raw firmament, carving out a space for the new universe to exist in.

Abbadon the Despoiler, Lord Of WMD's, Planet Busters, etc.
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Eye of Horus
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Earth-Shattering Kaboom, Nuke 'Em, There Is No Kill Like Overkill, Weapon Of Mass Destruction
  • Allies: Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle
  • Followers: Grand Moff Tarkin, Dr. Rodney McKay
  • Personally commissioned the Planet Killer as his personal flagship and captured several of the Imperium's Blackstone Fortresses during the last Black Crusade. If this doesn't reflect a healthy obsession with big stuff (like planets) exploding, nothing does. Liable to be strangled by Status Quo Is God, however.
  • Also has ready access to cyclonic torpedoes, the Life Eater virus, antimatter torpedoes, nukes, and things that produce Negative Space Wedgies.

Marcus Fenix, God of Chainsaws
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Crimson Omen
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Chainsaws, Badasses, Perpetual Frowners, Powered Armour, Heroes 'Damaged' by War
  • Domains: War, Courage
  • Allies: Dominic Santiago, Augustus Cole, Damon Baird, Anya Stroud (in game), the Doom Guy, Master Chief, the Adeptus Astartes (in the Pantheon), Jack Cayman,
  • Leads the elite Special Ops team Delta Squad, which is often employed by the Pantheon when they need a four-man team to fight impossible odds and kick said odds' asses.

Max Jenius, God of Missile Swarms (Max Sterling)

Emiya Shirou, God of Weapon Fabrication (Archer)

Huang Zhong, God of Archery

EXCALIBUR, God of Swords
  • ???
  • Symbol: Sword rising out of the water, shining bright
  • Aligment: Presumed Lawful Good
  • Domains: Swords. Swords. Magic Swords.
  • Ascended sometime during the twelfth century.
  • Excalibur is not really a fully sentient God, but rather a semi-sentiant weapon. THE weapon. Any sword ever created carries within a small spark from Excalibur. It's insane power and large influence on the universe (being able to cut trough anything - ANYTHING!!!) however, firmy cemented it's position in the Pantheon of War.
  • Being semi-intelligent, Excalibur doesn't really do much in the Pantheon....it just..stands there and sometimes picks it's wielder.
  • Normally it would be placed in the vault, but since it IS semi-sentient - and since no one daresto try to move it when it doesn't want to - it currently stays where it is.
  • Occasionaly it will send one of it's many avatars to help mortals in their struggles. Interestingly enough, all of his avatars seem to look different and have varying levels of power. One of his avatars has lately been seen in posession of Arturia.
  • Currently wielded by Capricorn Shura, guardian of his temple.
  • Batman has recently been sucking up to Excalibur, as he plans to use it against Mister Rogers if he ever turns bad. He didn't need to, because Excalibur loves Batman.

Laguna Loire, God of Dakka (The Man With The Machine Gun)

Elric of Melnibone, God of Cursed Weapons
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A black sword with red runes on it's blade
  • Alignment: Chaotic Angsty
  • Followers: Cervantes (Soul Calibur), Coin (Sourcery)
  • Allies: Arthas (Warcraft)
  • Resents Cloud's position as God of Swordsmanship, but has deferred to him since his own elevation to the Pantheon.
  • Sometimes places Arthas as his stand-in so that he can resume Walking the Earth in disguise for a time. This has become a bit harder to do in recent times due Arthas embracing the Lich King more and more.

Soul Edge, God of Weapons That Control People
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Himself
  • Alignment:Chaotic Evil
  • Domains: Evil, Demonic Possession, Haminess, Fire
  • Followers: Cervantes (Soul Calibur), Ragnarok (Soul Eater)
  • Allies: Sephiroth(his current weilder)
  • Enemies: Soul Calibur, Cloud, Shang Tsung
  • Soul Edge plans to use Sephiroth's power to kill Shang Tsung and steal his souls, thus granting him the power of a Greater God.

Mega Man, God of Power Replication (The Blue Bomber, The Super Fighting Robot, Rockman)

Revy, Goddess of Guns Akimbo (Two-Hands, Rebecca)
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: Her custom Berettas
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Guns Akimbo, Sociopathic Heroines, Frequent Swearing
  • Domains: Destruction, Death, Evil, Guns
  • Followers: Yuna (Final Fantasy X-2)
  • Enemies: Teana Lanster (who, although she uses a similar combat style, frowns upon Revy's callous and violent methods)
  • Some members of the Pantheon likes to compare her to Lara Croft at times. None of them dares to do it in Revy's precense due to her short temper, though.
  • Her opponents have grown used to not trying to Bad Ass Boast when fighting her. She often takes it as the perfect opportunity to load them full of bullets.
  • Since they belong to different factions (GUAG and GUAE), Revy often fights against Noel Vermillion whenever they cross paths.

Attenborough, God of Beam Spam (Beamspam McMuppet)

Black Bolt, God of Voice Weapons (Blackagar Boltagon, King of the Inhumans)

Roronoa Zoro, God of Dual Wielding and Cutlass Between The Teeth (Pirate Hunter, Mr. Bushido, Kenshi-San, Demon Cutter Zoro, Supernova)

Dennis Mitchel, God of Slingshots (Dennis the Menace)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A slingshot superimposed over a broken window
  • Alignment: Chaotic neutral
  • Portfolio: Bratty Half-Pint, Brats with Slingshots, those who drop in to others' homes at random, those who are Curious as a Monkey
  • Domains: Slingshots
  • Spends most of his time pranking the older gods
  • All the Houses and vehicles have switched to reinforced windows since the sudden spike in "mysterious and coincidental" breakages that happened when he arrived.
  • Was just challenged to a duel by Sogeking, sometime helper of the God of Pirates. Sogeking claims that he is a much better wielder of a slingshot than Dennis and points to his exploits on Enies Lobby as proof. He plans to move from there to challenging Lockon Stratos for the position of God of Snipers. At which point he might hand things over to Usopp...
    • Dennis is not worried, as he is receiving support from the Council Of Shadows, who are concerned about a pirate takeover attempt of the pantheon. Besides, Dennis thinks he fits the stereotype of the slingshot user better, and as such expects backup from elsewhere if need be.

Tsukasa Kadoya, God of Using Allies as Weapons (Kamen Rider Decade, Decade, Destroyer of Worlds)
  • Theme Song: Journey Through The Decade
  • Lesser God (due to calling in favours)
  • Symbol: The Kamen Rider Decade Symbol
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Body Horror/ Shapeshifter Weapon, Good at everything… except taking pictures!, The Archer, BFS, BFG.
  • Domains: Weapons, Portal (Alt), Courage.
  • Followers: Bobobo Bobo Bo, G1 Starscream and Soundwave (which doesn’t sit well with Tsukasa as he’s trying to throw off the villainous image)
  • Allies: The Toku Base, which he remains a member of but has given up his Patron Saint title in favour of ascending. Also Mega Man and Ichigo Momomiya.
  • After having to die and be revived by his allies to ensure that people who would have otherwise stayed dead come back to life, the Pantheon recognised that this combined with the fact that Tsukasa has save billions upon billions of people as a result allowed Tsukasa to ascend. Has usable and/or blank cards for most, if not all of the pantheon members' universes, and the members themselves.
  • Tsukasa is occasionally accompanied by fellow Toku Base members and Kamen Riders Yuuske and Natsumi, the latter usually to stop Tsukasa from getting big headed.
  • Ichigo Momomiya clashed with Tsukasa when he first ascended due to seeing him as a Canon Sue. After helping her foil a sneak attack by an agent of Berii’s the two have become friends. Berii's last words after her plan was foiled was "ONORE DICKEIDO!!"
  • Even with his ascension, his pictures are still poor quality.
  • For all the worlds that Tsukasa and his fellow travelers have gone to, not once have they met any group, let alone Earth Prime's group of Sliders led by Quinn Mallory
  • Seems to be making as much of a mark as he can in the Pantheon... which giving that this was essential in reviving him last time, seems to be Tsukasa being paranoid

Baran Doban, God of Flails

Sakuya Izayoi, God of Knife-Throwing (Perfect Elegant Maid, PAD-chou)

Kogasa Tatara, Goddess of Umbrellas

Yuri Lowell, God of Unorthodox Fighting

Adell, God of Fist Fighting (Battle Freak)
  • Theme Song: "Sinful Rose"
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His glove wreathed in flames
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Fist Fighting, Playing with Fire, Freak Magnets, Blood Knights, Honor Before Reason
  • Domains: Law, Good, Fire, War, Protection.
  • Followers: Unknown
  • Contracted Life Partner: Rozalin
  • Allies: Zuko, Kamina, Vulkan, Bang Shishigami, Fuschia, Raspberyl, Ieyasu Tokugawa, as well as most gods of Martial Arts.
  • Enemies: Overlord Zenon, Laharl and Etna (to a certain degree).
  • His goal in life is to defeat Overlord Zenon. He normaly would stand a good chanse, if Zenon didn't posses Rozalin, that is.
  • Though he doesn't call them enemies, he does feel uneasy around the precense of Morrigan and Lilith Aensland due to some bad experiences he has had with succubi in the past. He also seem to be one of the few people in the Pantheon who can resist their charms.

Axe Cop, God of Axe-Wielding and Decapitation
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His sunglasses
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good- his methods are very unorthodox
  • Portfolio: Axe-Wielding, Manliness, Chopping Your Head Off
  • Domains: Good, Justice, War
  • Followers: Unknown
  • Allies: All good guys
  • Enemies: All bad guys
  • Axe Cop was instantly allowed into the Pantheon after defeating Chuck Norris without taking a single hit.

Anji Mito, God of Battle Fans

Gilgamesh, God of Wielding Multiple Weapons At Once (The Frenzied Swordsman, The Ancient Man of Mystery)
  • Theme Song: Clash on the Big Bridge
  • Demigod
  • Alignment: Varies, usually Chaotic though.
  • Symbol: The Excalibur...or is that the Excalipoor?
  • Portfolio: HAMMINESS, Swords (and many other types of weapons), Collecting, Samurai, Having Many Arms, Villainous Shapeshifting, Rivalries with Worthy Opponents, Traveling Between Worlds Aimlessly
  • Domains: Weapons, Collecting, Rivalry, Hamminess
  • Allies: Link
  • Enemies: Exdeath
  • Ascended after Dissidia 012 finally made him playable after years of cameos in other games in his universe. His followers insist his name be spelled in all capital letters, unless one is referring to a "Gilgamesh" other than this one.
  • A wall in his chambers hosts his collection of rare and powerful weapons from across the universe. Gilgamesh claims to own the weapons of every other member of the Pantheon, despite the fact that they mostly retain such weapons for their personal use. Investigation into this revealed Gilgamesh's copies of the weapons to be counterfeit, but he hasn't been informed of this yet as he's too busy gazing lovingly at them.
  • His four main weapons when he battles are the Zantetsuken, a copy of the Masamune, the Excalibur, and the Excalipoor. He also tends to just grab random weapons off his wall. He's lost more than a few fights due to his tendency to do this and leap into battle without paying attention to what weapon he's actually using.
  • When asked why he keeps the useless Excalipoor around and doesn't just throw it away, Gilgamesh explains he fears he'll get it mixed up with the Excalibur and will accidentally dispose of the wrong one. Those who have followed his exploits note that he's almost always looking for the Excalibur in whatever world he visits even if he found it in a previous world, and suspect this mix-up to be the reason why.
  • Has a complex relationship with Exdeath, God of Evil Trees, in the Nature Pantheon. Having formerly been a bungling second-in-command to him, Gilgamesh is referred to by Exdeath as "that useless fool". Gilgamesh however harbors no enmity towards his former superior and has thanked him for banishing him to the Void and allowing him to travel to other worlds for sword collection. When Exdeath responded by offering to do it again, Gilgamesh fled.
  • Not to be confused with Gilgamesh, God of Self-Grandization in the House of Mentalism. The two briefly crossed swords, ending with one of the Gilgameshes fleeing and the other being impressed enough with his skills to not pursue him. Though those who have heard the tale are confused over which of them ran, people who know this Gilgamesh understand entirely.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi, God of Using Human Bodies As Weapons (Gorilla)

Teemo, God of Blow Guns. (The Swift Scout)
  • Lesser God.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Symbol: An explosive green mushroom.
  • Portfolio: Cute creatures that can kill you at the blink of an eye, gentle people who snaps when pushed, addorable maniacs, kind guys who goes ballisitc when needed.
  • Domains: Nature, Stealth.
  • Allies: Pikachu, Tristana, Jerry, Superman, moogles.
  • Enemies: Hexxus.
  • Despite being one of the kindest gods in the Pantheon, most knows not to get on his bad side. The last person who decided to mook him one night in the House of Food ended up looking like a hedgehog...if its spines were made of poison darts.
  • Has been hanging around with Pikachu for a wile. Considering that his precense makes Teemo calmer and happier, sevral dieties has encouraged this newfound relation.
  • When the word spread that he had joined the GUAG, the GUAE decided to increase their budget on mine sweeping and stealth detectors 7 times above the previous budget. Considering the damage that his mushrooms can cause and how well he can hide in comparision to most gods, the forces of evil considers this a necesary meassure.
  • A look in his wardrobe once revealed a large collection of Superman comics along with a Yordle-sized Superman costume and a custom-made blow gun made of steel. And now a silent moment for the person who revealed this info...

Jagi, God of Pragmatic Combat, Black Sheep, and Easily Beaten Threats
  • Demi God (Jagi is an unstoppable monster when up against most people. Unfortunately for him, no one in the Pantheon counts as most people.)
  • Symbol: His helmet in either it's black and gold or black and red color schemes with his shotguns displayed behind it in an X formation
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil/ A rather Dark shade of Chaotic Neutral when near Anna.
  • Portfolio: Underhanded Fighting, Failed attempts at greatness, Unrepentant Bastardness.
  • Allies: None. Most of the stronger deities have little use for him, and weaker ones are wary to work with him.
  • Enemies: Kenshiro, Shin, Most any of the more honor bound deities.
  • Despite Jagi's insistence that he is the true successor to Hokuto Shinken, the other deities felt that he reliance on weapons earned him his place here.
  • While Alpharius is representative of the Combat Pragmatist taken to a strategic level, Jagi is more of a bruiser. He does plan things out to some degree, but it's rarely more advanced than just finding some way to hurt the other guy as much as possible be it spitting needles, burning gas, or using pillars as clubs. That being said, many of the weaker deities are still somewhat wary of Jagi. They are VERY aware that there is no level he will not stoop to in order to gain an edge, and is somewhat unpridictable because of that.
  • In spite of his rather humiliating defeat, he still stands that he can defeat Kenshiro and is constantly planning for a re-match. Most of the other Deities are forming a pool to bet on just how long he'll last this time.

Heavy Weapons Guy, God of Gatling Guns. (The Heavy)

'Mr."Jane Doe" and Tavish DeGroot, Co-Gods of Explosive weaponry' (The Soldier and The Demoman respectively)
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