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The residence of deities who represent dialogue and speech patterns.

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Greater Gods

Queen Watevra Wa'nabi

Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi, Goddess of Poor Communication

^{The Queen's Original form}

• Greater Goddess
• Symbol: As ever-changing as her form is. If she had to choose one, it would be her true form.
• Theme Song: Not Evil
• Alignment: Lawful Good (has an unfortunate bad habit of unintentionally making herself come across as Lawful Evil)
• Portfolio: Main Villain of the Movie Except Not Really, Singing about How Not Evil She is with Complete Sincerity, Looking Nasty Despite not Being Mean, Changing Form at Will, Good All Along, The Heart, Being a Fair Queen
• Domains: Villainy, communicating, LEGO
• Herald: General Mayhem, LEGO Batman (Her husband)
• Allies: Batman (her husband... kind of), Emmet, Princess Unikitty, Wyldstyle, Sackboy, The Good Princesses of the house of Royalty, Igor, Asami Sato, Snow White, Wander, Team Lightyear
• Enemies: Rex Dangervest, All of Batman's Villains, The Evil Queen, Queen Sectonia, Queen Chrysalis, Galactus, Catwoman
• During Emmet's adventure to the Systar System, he ended up trying to rescue his friends from the evil Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi, a shape-shifting queen who captured Emmet's friends and is forcing Batman to marry her, even singing about it. However, that was one side of the story. In all sincerity she really is as nice as she advertised herself, just wanting to stop the apocalypse from happening that would destroy not only her homeworld but Emmet's as well. The problem was that it was so malicious sounding that the point just didn't get across. Sure she did trick Batman into marrying her, but the two still did develop a genuine relationship. For this act of poor communication, she was permitted to join the Pantheon.
• Her ascension was hand given to her by Emmet himself, eager to have her join in after the Court Of The Gods heard her story. She was amazed at the idea of a place way bigger than she could have ever imagined and immediately charted a course towards it, turning into a rocket and taking Emmet to the Pantheon, where she had her throne room in the throne, or rather a door that would teleport anyone who walks into it to there built. There was only one problem...she needed to have one built in the Systar System for it to work, something Emmet was trying to warn her about. She was promptly embarrassed but got everything in order eventually.
• Why is she a Greater Goddess? Simple really; she can be whatever she wants to be; ANYTHING. It's hypothesized that she can become or ever become bigger than THE VERY PANTHEON ITSELF, although the number of bricks required to do such a monumental task is simply inconceivable. As such, she just sticks for being big enough to be the size of whoever she is talking to at the moment.
• While she was immediately overjoyed to hear that there was A Batman in the Pantheon, she was also disappointed to find out that he was not only different from the one she married but that he himself was set to be married to Catwoman. Despite this, she still does her best to be friendly with the duo, even helping Batman when fighting crime. Batman isn’t complaining, as anyone who was able to outsmart him (albeit his LEGO counterpart) is worth considering as an ally. Helps that she is able to transform into a cage and just trap Batman’s criminals, even restraining them by using LEGO pieces as handcuffs. In terms of Catwoman, she is supportive of her upcoming marriage and even offered to become a maid of honor if needed, or at the very least help plan the wedding.
  • ...That is until she found out that Catwoman backed out, not wanting to end Bruce's career as Batman. Queen Watevra only expressed shock and disapproval, as she thought that she could at least join Batman in his crime-fighting. She also has been shown trying to cheer Batman up, saying there must be SOMEONE from his universe willing to marry him.
• Due to their nature of being creative, Watevra is interested in both Sackboy for his desire to help creation outpace destruction, and Maxwell for his notebook. The Queen is more than happy to provide the two of them whatever tools they need, be it for daily life in the Pantheon or to protect them from any enemies. Considering that her gifts for her friends that she wanted to give them the first time they met were full-scale planets, there seems to be little doubt in her.
  • She has also asked their help, alongside Emmet’s, to help build and improve her planets for Benny and Metalbeard in order to surprise them once they ascend themselves. Of course, in exchange, Watevra Wa’nabi gave the three their own planets in order for them to experiment with their own creative methods, with her own helpers from the Systar System aiding them.
• As a benevolent queen, she has shown no patience for any kind of monarchy that misused their power for evil deeds. As such, she has put The Evil Queen and Queen Sectonia under heavy scrutiny. While the Evil Queen is comfortable enough in her table of other Disney Villains to know they have her back if she fought against the LEGO Queen, Queen Sectonia is a bit more cautious, as, given her shape-shifting powers, she won’t be surprised if she grew big enough to literally pluck her wings off.
  • Of course, this does mean she does have good relations to the rest of the benevolent princesses and queens. She goes over to the house of Royalty to converse with the fellow kind-hearted members.
• Due to the fact that she is actually a kind-hearted person even if her quirks and song being so on the nose can lead you to believe otherwise, she has gotten along with other deities who have also faced a similar dilemma. Igor is amused by her actions and even began to fantasize about what kind of persona she would have if any. Asami Sato, the god of genuinely nice people, has also expressed her sympathy for her. Queen Watevra for her part is happy to find someone who understood her plight, and finds the fact that she is dating Korra absolutely adorable, even willing to use her shape shifting powers to try and spice up any dating spots for them.
• As someone who is in charge of an entire system of planets and is willing to help out people, she was excited to meet Wander, a space-faring wanderer who just wants to help people. She would give him a planet of his own, but after hearing about Planet Janet from him, she has begun to try and ascend her in secrecy to surprise him.
  • She was happy to find out that there were people that were willing to protect others in space, mainly Team Lightyear and Star Command. She has expressed plenty of gratitude towards the space heroes and has shown interest in giving each of the ascended members their own home planet, talking with members in Space and Cosmos on how to properly go about that. That is, save for XR, as he was built on Star Command itself, so she is thinking about what planet to build him now.
• Due to the Planet Eater status of Galactus, she has shown to be hostile towards the being. This reached a peak when he tried to eat one of her own planets... Unfortunately, due to them being entirely made of LEGO, he started to choke on his first bite before deciding to leave them all alone. She has not forgiven him for the incident, but many deities who saw this attempt backfire got a good laugh out of it.
• Even after all this you don’t trust her, that’s okay. She won’t imprison your family...
  • “Because that’d be evil...and that’s so, not me!”

Yoda

Yoda, God of Odd Syntax Speech Style (Vanquish Is)

• Greater God
• Symbol: His Green Lightsaber. Alternatively, his personal crest.
• Theme Song: Yoda's Theme
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Strange-Syntax Speaker, Cool Old Guy, Mentor Mascot, Reasonable Authority Figure, Paladins, Living Legend, Intelligence by Shortness, One-Man Army, Old Master, Master in all 7 Lightsaber Forms, Force Spirits
• Domains: Wisdom, Mastery, The Force, Legends
• Superior: George Lucas
• Allies: All ascended Jedi and Rebel Members (especially Mace Windu, Obi-Wan, and Luke Skywalker), E.T., Ganthet as well as other Lanterns and Heroes of DC, Heroes of Marvel, The Z Fighters, Optimus Prime and the Autobots, The Doctor, Rosalina and the Lumas, Heroes of Soul, Zordon and the Power Rangers, the Star Trek Crew, Commander Shepard and his crew, all good aligned Gundam Pilots, Mickey Mouse
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: General Grievous
• Enemies: All ascended Sith (especially Sheev Palpatine and his Empire), Melkor, YHVH, Nekron, all Dark Lords and Galactic Conquerors, The Chaos Gods, Nyarlathotep, Persona Nyarlathotep, Barbatos, Megatron and the Decepticons, Nightmare, Soul Calibur, Char Aznable, The Grineer, Khan, all evil members of the House of Extraterrestrials
• Complicated Relationship: Count Dooku, Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker, Revan, Golbez
• Of all the Jedi in the galaxy, few are as well-known, powerful and wise as Yoda, Grand Master of the Jedi Order. Yoda has mastered all seven forms of lightsaber combat, specializing in Form IV: Ataru, knowledgeable enough to create a Holocron from scratch, as well as one of the most powerful Force users in history, having once curb stomped a living mountain with little effort. He was the one who trained then Jedi Dooku, who then trained Qui-Gon Jinn, who then trained Obi-Wan Kenobi, who then trained Anakin Skywalker and then trained Ahsoka Tano, who herself mentored Kanan Jarrus and his apprentice Ezra Bridger. Given his age, who knows how many Jedi he's trained. After surviving Order 66 along with Obi-Wan, he would retreat to the swamp planet of Dagobah and receive one last apprentice from Obi-Wan: Luke Skywalker, the son of Anakin Skywalker. He would die soon after, his final words to Luke being to kill Vader.
  • Much of Yoda's background is a mystery, kept secret by his creator George Lucas. Aside from knowing he became a Jedi Knight at 50 and Master at 100, a good 800 years of his life are a blank. Even the name, culture and homeworld of his people are a complete mystery. His creator George Lucas once joked that Yoda was the illegitimate lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. The Council of Cloudcuckooland interprets it as a Sarcastic Confession, and much to Yoda and Kermit's bemusement they've been trying to get the former to pay child support.
  • Apparently, E.T's race inhabits the same galaxy as Yoda. E.T even seems to know of him. It's unclear if this means anything, but the two nonetheless have a good relationship.
  • Others have been asking him about a infant that many have dubbed "Baby Yoda". Yoda himself actually laughed at that but told everyone that he doesn't know about "The Child" any more than human would know about a random baby.
  • He explained that his kind are naturally attuned to the Force, and that because of it he keeps information about them secret, knowing that many would try to exploit this for their own gain. When asked if he could at least tell them the name of his species, he said that it was completely fine. Unfortunately every time he tried, something would cause trouble and get in the way.
• Yoda was initially the God of Mentors, but others considered his fellow Jedi Obi-Wan a more popular representation since he came first (by creation anyway), so Yoda gave him the title and instead became the God of Odd Syntax Speech Style, a trope which he can more easily call his own due to his unique backwards style of speaking.
• Yoda was genuinely happy to be able to see other Jedi up close again, having lost so many of his compatriots in the Great Jedi Purge, including some new faces from Canon and Legends alike. When asked about the future of the Jedi Order, Yoda replied that if they are to rebuild, then they will need to reform and change their ways. The old ways of the Republic not only failed them, but allowed the Sith to return and literally hide in plain sight. He admits that the Order's sworn oath as protectors of the Republic had blinded them to their spiritual priorities and rendered them subservient to the government's needs, such as the case with Barriss Offee. Even he is not certain that Rey's future will include the reformation of the Order. Many are in agreement that change was needed in the Jedi Order, and soon.
• Like with every other Jedi^note and even some Sith Yoda seeks to eliminate Palpatine for good. Obviously this is no easy task, considering that the rest of the Empire and plenty of Sith Lords like Darth Plagueis, as well as Palpatine's allies and supporters exist in the Pantheon. As of Palpatine's election to GUAE Mastermind member and marshal of the GUAE Conquest Force, taking him down is now much more difficult than before. Luckily, now that Yoda has a seat in the GUAG Command division with many Jedi and Rebel Alliance soldiers now ascended, this has improved their situation.
  • The war to take down Palpatine and the GUAE become much easier with the defection of both Darth Vader and Count Dooku. Yoda was glad to see both his former apprentice and the hero of the Jedi Order leave the side of the Sith. That said, there's still a lot of friction between them.
    • Both Vader and Yoda fought each other for the Demonic/Holy Swords, Soul Edge and Soul Calibur. Thankfully Vader failed to claim both swords, something both of them are glad for^note Vader told Yoda that while he didn't witness the outcome, or results of successfully claiming the swords for his own. He began to laugh when he obtained the sword, the response was appropriate. Still, the deities they met back then invite Vader and Yoda to battle them once in a while, and Yoda's bouts are well attended to witness his impressive acrobatics.
• When Yoda had learned about others similar to Darth Vader, he initially feared the worst. Golbez and Char Aznable were the first two who he was informed about, with the latter actually preceding Vader. After getting to know them more, Yoda became far more relieved to know that Golbez wasn't so bad and fairly heroic. He pitied him on how he was Brainwashed and Crazy thanks to Zemus. The same can not be said for Char though. Yoda recognizes him as a Sociopath, and for all his veiled respect for the Red Comet's good intentions is dedicated into stopping his violent methods.
• As a Jedi, Yoda is sworn by oath to protect and maintain peace in the galaxy. This means that any Dark Lords like Sauron, or Voldemort and Galactic Conquerers like Thanos, or Frieza are his enemies. While they're normally dismissive of other Jedi since they surpass most of them in raw power, even they know better than to underestimate one of the Jedi Order's oldest and strongest members. The only beings that Yoda is further against are Gods Of Evil, Evil Gods and Eldritch Abominations, monsters that continue to exist even after defeat. While Yoda doesn't regularly take action as a GUAG Command member, he is search for ways to stop them permanently.
• Yoda has a strong partnership with heroes from other galaxies like the Marvel and DC superheroes and the Z Fighters. Yoda formed a bond with a number of individuals from each world and by extension, a bond between the Jedi and Heroes.
  • From DC, Yoda has a strong friendship with Ganthet, the other Lanterns and J'onn J'onzz. Yoda regularly discusses the potential connection between the Force and the Emotional Spectrum with Ganthet. J'onn respects Yoda for doing his best in leading the Jedi Order, and for aiding the survivors of Order 66 when they sought his wisdom. Yoda similarly respects how J'onn acts as The Heart of the Justice League. Both also pity each other, J'onn literally witnessed the death of his people right in front of him, and Yoda felt the deaths of all the Jedi that were wiped out in the Purge.
  • From Marvel, Yoda became friends with Norrin Radd the Silver Surfer, it's from him he met the The Guardians of the Galaxy, guardians sworn to protect the galaxy and maintain peace. He even learned of both Eddie Brock and the Venom Symbiote form Norrin. Yoda would go to personally thank them for what they did to help Dooku. While he isn't a fan of the Surfer's Master Galactus, he maintains a silent understanding that the Planet Eater has no choice but to consume planets and (normally) doesn't do so for evil but out of necessity for his hunger.
  • Finally there's his friendship with Piccolo of the Namekian race. The two met each other when both were looking for a peaceful place to meditate, and formed a bond with how they care for children. Yoda admitted that he would rather let himself be beaten by a group of children, than raise a single hand and hurt one.
• Another friend and ally that Yoda made in Pantheon is with Zordon. Both are the Big Goods to their respective teams, and both are old mentors dedicated to protecting all life and peace in the world. Naturally this has led to strong ties between the Jedi Order and the GUAG Morphin Grid.
• As an alien that has traveled through space, Yoda has naturally visited the House of Time and Temporality. It took little to no time at all to be acquainted with The Doctor, Rosalina and the Lumas. While it isn't something he gets the chance to do very often, Yoda greatly enjoys exploring space and seeing the wonders and beauty of the galaxy. The Doctor is more than willing to explore the universe with him, and Yoda particularly likes his first incarnation. Many evil deities get a cold sweat when the two are together. With Yoda being both friendly and fiercely protective of the Lumas, Rosalina says that Yoda is welcome to the Comet Observatory any time.
• He had heard of people comparing "King Mickey" to himself as being both short yet incredibly powerful and nimble swordsmen. He eventually met this King during a session at GUAG Command and got along well with him, intrigued with the Light he fights for. At least he acknowledges the balance between it and darkness thanks to his journey to the realm there and his assisting of Riku. The Jedi Order had failed to realize this until it was too late.
  • Eventually, an invitation to a simulated duel was sent to both of them. Despite his distaste for what Wizard and Boomstick provide, he was intrigued and let Mickey know. They soon met at the simulated battlefield, which took the form of Mickey's mural, and the two crossed blades. Mickey proved victorious, but Yoda did not mind it that much, and was honored that such a powerful leader was aiding the forces of good.
• On his travels in Pantheon, Yoda had met many Space Explorers like Space Heroes and benevolent aliens, all of whom he has come to befriend in some way or another. While Yoda made many allies, he in turn has made many enemies as well. Like the Combine, the Dalek Empire, and the Grineer, all of them representing the worst in space. Yoda made it both his and the Jedi Order's mission to take them down.
• "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

Intermediate Gods

Schezo Wegey

Schezo Wegey, God of Poorly Worded Comments (Dark Wizard, Dark Mage, The Mage, Pervert, Creeper, Devious, Shezo, She-zo)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: His sword
• Theme Music: I Want You!...r Power; The Goregous Man Who Defiled The God
• Alignment: True Neutral(?)
• Portfolio: Butt-Monkey, Dark Is Not Evil, Cool Sword, Badass Cape, The Comically Serious, Mystical White Hair, Loves Cute Things
• Domains: Magic, Wording
• Weird Relations: Arle Nadja, Sig
• Rival^*in terms of who gets Arle, at least: Satan (Puyo Puyo)
• Annoyed at: Beavis & Butt-Head, Ayame Kajou, The Sonozaki Twins
• As one could guess by being a Dark Wizard, Schezo Wegey is known for using a variety of spells based around darkness. He's also very interested in Arle's power, but almost every time he tries to talk to her (and sometimes other people), what he says could be taken as something far more suggestive, much to his chagrin even if he tried to explain specifically what he wants and what he wants is definitely not suggestive.
• Schezo wasn't quite sure how he managed to arrive at the Pantheon to begin with. It may have something to do with how playing Puyo Puyo with others could lead to traveling to other dimensions. Nevertheless, he set out to find Arle after finding out she was there and after a number of mishaps along the way, met up with her.
  • Unfortunately for him, yet another mishap occured with them being inside the House of Gaming as not only Arle was just busy resting up, but Beavis & Butthead were visiting the house to play video games out of boredom and they were within earshot of Schezo and Arle's conversation. Schezo could just hear the duo's snickering during the conversation, causing him to get increasingly agitated to the point where he yelled at the two to get out. Arle then told Schezo that this place he ended up at is weird to put it lightly and that there will be some things he'll be used to and some he isn't. Predictably, he can't get used to the fact that Beavis & Butt-head show up randomly during the Pantheon's more quiet days and laugh at his more questionable lines.
• To his constant annoyance, Schezo has often had his lines taken out of context by Ayame Kajou, who is really into sexual humor and has teased him over what he says. Schezo really doesn't want anything to do with her nor her perverted antics and would rather spend time by himself.
• He and Satan (or at least, the one from Schezo's universe) don't get along with each other and it has more to do with them targeting Arle for supposedly different reasons than them being sworn enemies. To his surprise, Schezo found out through Arle that there were a couple of other Satans that were similar to Dark Prince in a few different ways, though Schezo is generally apatheic towards the Satans Arle mentioned.
• Innuendos aside, he's a relatively competent spellcaster and has stopped a handful of threats every now and then. That actually hasn't stopped things from being awkward before and after battles (and sometimes during them) whenever Schezo makes a comment that others think is suggestive.
• At one point back then his disembodied head fought against Arle. The two of them consider this to be a weird and (by their own admission) an uncharacteristically dark bit for them and would rather not go through it again. It hasn't actually stopped a few sadistic deities from wondering if they can get this to occur once more.
• He doesn't mind too much if the weather for a particular day is shining bright (and he somehow has the clothes◊ for relaxing on a warm day), but if the temperature ends up being hotter than what he considers to be acceptable, then he'll eventually find out who's doing it. At the very least he knows that Dark Prince isn't responsible for any sudden spikes in temperature in the Pantheon.
• Not only has he tried to attain Arle's power, but on occasion he has tried to get the power of a few others (and one of them involved wanting Sig's hand). Schezo sees the Pantheon as an opportunity to get some potentially interesting powers, but he hasn't done it as often as trying to get Arle's power and all of these attempts to get others' powers have ended in failure thus far. Then again, he is a Dark Wizard, not a "Power-Copying Wizard".
• Of all the things that he has a consistent interest in, he's adored cute things on more than one instance and chased them with mixed results. One time, he tried to chase around Princess Uni-Kitty upon seeing her, but then Rena Ryuugu somehow found him chasing a cute thing rather adorable and tried chasing the both of them. The whole incident ended up being far more troublesome than it was worth for the three of them (but mostly for Schezo).
  • Following that incident, the Sonozaki Twins came up with a prank following Rena telling them about it. It involved telling Schezo that "a great power" awaited him and then humilating him afterwards. He fell for it and ended up wearing a cat-boy costume◊. Schezo didn't really have an issue with the costume, but the twins' suggestive teasing wasn't something he approved of.
• With how much he's been trying to get Arle's power coupled with how he says things, more than a few believe that Schezo wants more than just her power, something that he clearly disagrees towards. It's possible to picture Arle and Schezo as frenemies, but that's about it in terms of closeness.
• If there is one name Schezo hates being referred as almost as much as "pervert" or "creeper", it's Devious. Why? Several reasons: It's from a Gag Dub with an unfortunate amount of ridiculous mistranslations; it can be mistaken for referring to his supposed perversion; and it isn't even an actual name anyway.
• Has been seen, alongside Arle and Satan, partaking in Tetris, of all things. While this is understandable as his world and that of Tetris have collided before, it had been noted that his first appearance throughout the entire event had him playing Tetris, despite the others having no previous knowledge of how to actually use them before. Some are still wondering how this is.

Shigeru Jo/Kamen Rider Stronger

Shigeru Jo, God of Pre-Battle Speeches (Kamen Rider Stronger, Electric Human Stronger)

^{Kamen Rider Stronger}

^{Stronger Charge Up}

• Intermediate God (Greater God in Charge-Up form)
• Symbol: The stylized "S" Symbol
• Theme Song: "Kamen Rider Stronger no Uta"
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Japanese Rhinoceros Beetle-themed Cyborgs, Phlebotinum Rebel, The Ace, Carrying his coat over his shoulder, Making speeches before entering the battle, Electricity-based powers, Being Cursed with Awesome, Charge Up!
• Domains: Combat, Speeches, Technology, Electricity, Heroism
• Herald: Yuriko Misaki/Electro-Wave Human Tackle
• Allies:
  • All Ascended Toku Heroes (especially Takeshi Hongo/Kamen Rider 1, Hayato Ichimonji/Kamen Rider 2, Daisuke Yamamoto/Kamen Rider Amazon, and the Gorengers).
  • Others: Thor, Fate T. Harlaown, Pikachu, Yayoi Kise/Cure Peace, Mikoto Misaka, Genos, Domon Kasshu, Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon (also his Distaff Counterpart), Shinya Kogami, Genjuro Kazanari, Ryoma Nagare, Squall Leonhart, Weiss Winterprison
• Friendly Rivalry with: Souji Tendou/Kamen Rider Kabuto
• Enemies: All Ascended Toku Villains, SHOCKER (and its employed members), HYDRA, Kogane/Kamen Rider Mars, Raul Menendez, Ali Al-Saachez, M Bison, Red Skull.
• Shigeru Jo joins the evil organization Black Satan in order to avenged his friend, who also considers him a mentor figure. Promised for power and fueled by his desire for revenge, he undergoes a reconstruction surgery to become Black Satan's cyborg warriors code-named "Electric Human Stronger". However, Shigeru knows that Black Satan murdered his friend, tricking the organization in order to gain new powers before he escapes along with fellow cyborg Yuriko Misaki/Electro-Wave Human Tackle, Shigeru renamed himself as Kamen Rider Stronger with his resolve to defend the world against the forces of Black Satan and later, the Delza Army. Shigeru is also the first Rider to received a Super Mode, which he became one of the inspirations to the Heisei Riders' Final Forms.
• Due to his tendency to do his introductory speech towards his enemies, some deities had compared him to Sailor Moon, who they considers her being his Distaff Counterpart since she also tends to say her Catchphrase before entering the battle. In fact, both Stronger and Salor Moon are in good terms as they also helped each other in their battles against evil.
• Shigeru was happy to reunite with his fellow riders Takeshi Hongo, Hayato Ichimonji, and Daisuke Yamamoto, as well as the first Sentai team the Gorengers, who happens to fight alongside him in the same time period (1975), as he's happy to lend his strength to his fellow heroes once again in their battles against SHOCKER after knowing the organization has started their reign of terror. After knowing that SHOCKER has gotten stronger due to the organization's employed members, Shigeru, Hongo, Ichimonji, and Amazon, are working on ascending the remaining members of the Seven Legendary Riders to strengthen their numbers against SHOCKER's forces.
• Shigeru also tends to visit the House of Sports during his free time, playing American Football in that said house due to his passion for that said sport since he used to play it during his college days before he became a Kamen Rider.
  • However, Kogane has put Shigeru on its hit list because of his love for that said sports, it doesn't take long for him to hate Kogane's guts due to the golden Rider's hate for sports.
• Like his fellow Showa Riders before, he became associates with Genos, a fellow cyborg, since both of them tries to used their cyborg powers for personal revenge at first until they found a better purpose to use it for the sake of good.
• Due to his lightning-based powers, he is friends with Thor, Fate T. Harlaown, Pikachu, Cure Peace, and Mikoto Misaka, as he also started to help them in their battles against their respective enemies.
• Like his brethren Kamen Riders before and after, he hates every terrorists groups that disrupts peace in whole humankind. As such, he became enemies with the likes of Red Skull, HYDRA, Raul Menendez, Ali Al-Saachez, and M Bison, given the fact that their profession were no different to his old enemies like the Black Satan and Delza Army.
• Whenever Shigeru enters the battle, he tells his adversaries with this quote after he transforms:
  "The heavens cry out! The earth cries out! The people cry out! They cry out for me to destroy evil! Listen up, evildoers...I am the warrior of justice, Kamen Rider Stronger!".

Skull Face

Such a lust for revenge... WHO?!

Skull Face, God of Motive Rants (A Ghost Without a Past, XO, Bilagáana, Scarface, Solid Ocelot, Emo Jim Carrey’s The Mask)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: XOF logo
• Theme Songs: Cloaked In Mist, I am Skull Face
• Alignment: Lawful Evil (believes himself as Neutral Good)
• Portfolio: Driven by Envy, Well-Intentioned Extremist, Eviler than Thou, Facial Horror, The Chessmaster, Evil Is Hammy, Coat, Hat, Mask, Defector from Decadence, Dragon with an Agenda, Been There, Shaped History, Feel No Pain, Body Horror, Card-Carrying Villain, Bald of Evil, Evil Is Petty, Break Them by Talking, Evil Sounds Deep, Faux Affably Evil, Lack of Empathy, New Old West, Non-Action Big Bad, Obviously Evil, Politically Incorrect Villain, Straw Nihilist, Unwitting Instigator of Doom
• Domains: Genocide, Language, Espionage, Vengeance
• Allies: Albert Wesker, Dr. William Birkin, Jack Krauser, Johan Liebert, Typhus, Aerospace Sanitation Inc. Janitor, Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus
• Enemies: David Oh, Big Boss, Venom Snake, Revolver Ocelot, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Leon Scott Kennedy, Keiichi Maebara, Crocodile, James Bond, Eiki Shiki, Red Skull, HYDRA
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Blackagar Boltagon/Black Bolt
• Respected by: Skeletor
• Respects: The Boss
• Interested in: Alex Mercer
• Opposed by: Hall of Language, House of Knowledge
• Opposes: The Friend, Big Brother
• Annoyed by: Liquid Snake, Solid Snake, Solidus Snake
• Former Allies: Man on Fire, The Third Child
• There was a former Soviet Union spymaster whose legacy was erased by history. Burned figuratively and literally by the government sworn to uplift citizens like him, this young man would grow to be a killer whose targets reached the highest seat of power. Catching the attention of a Major David Oh, the man named Skull Face was established as the XO of XOF, the covert support unit of FOX. Over the coming years when Zero led the highly influential Cipher organization, Skull Face would resent both Zero and the hero Big Boss for reaping the rewards of their successes as he remained in the shadows. This ultimately led to Skull Face leading an assault on Big Boss's army in The '70s and bringing the man to a subsequent coma. Despite being reprimanded for his actions by Zero, Skull Face successfully poisoned his former leader and overtook Cipher's assets. Skull Face pursued research on parasites and Metal Gears, intending to bring world peace by removing common tongues and bringing nuclear deterrence throughout the planet. But he and his XOF army were stopped by Diamond Dogs led by Venom Snake, granting him a painful death by those he wronged. His character may have been forgotten by the passage of time, but his actions have led to the horrific world controlled by the Patriots. His phantom lives on, his meme...
• It should be said Skull Face had to allude to Big Boss on their history and his intentions by giving dramatic speeches whenever their paths crossed. When Skull Face finally explained who he was and what he wished to do, it took an entire car ride from one end of Afghanistan to another. And he gave it to the wrong Snake. Skull Face when being brought back was enraged that Big Boss did not even bother with confronting him over killing nearly all of him and Miller's men. This makes him madder than his plans failing, as he sees Big Boss as his obstacle to overcome before being acknowledged across history as he should be. Fittingly, all traces of Skull Face were erased when the Cipher turned into the Patriots, likely as retaliation for his actions. Skull Face accepted that he will be forgotten but he will remind everybody of his name again. Once he brings peace across the planet, then he shall be remembered as an exon.
  Skull Face: Cipher will rewrite the records... and I will vanish from human memory. But... The thirst for revenge I have planted will infest the system! No one can stop it now! Sahelanthropus will unleash that thirst unto the future. Major... I'm burning up!
• Aside from the Metal Gears that he wanted to sell to countries to weaken the world superpowers, Skull Face has a weapon that would surpass Metal Gear. They are parasites, ancient symbiotes that are supernatural abilities, or vocal cord infections. The "one that covers" parasite inhabited at least half the members of the Cobra Unit, eventually being transplanted to XOF's extremely powerful Parasite Unit. The "curse of the forked tongue" vocal cord parasites infected people's throats upon speaking the parasite's exposed language, killing the host by breaking down their bodies gradually. The vocal cord parasites were intended to be used by Skull Face as a biological weapon to destroy the dominant language of the world, that being English. With lingua franca gone combined with the nuclear deterrence Metal Gears would create, Skull Face believed that international conflict would cease. Diamond Dogs destroyed his plans though, making his theory of deterrence unable to be tested. Although Diamond Dogs did not eliminate all the parasites, as between him sending Big Boss comatose and confronting Venom Snake in Afghanistan, Skull Face infected himself with every known parasite besides English. That makes him a walking biological weapon, as speaking in a different language would cause a gigantic epidemic for all people who speak that language. To be fair on his end, Skull Face considers this a Nuclear Option considering it will kill him too. He holds onto his hatred for being forced only to speak in the linguistics that deprived him of his culture, not having disdain for other languages.
  Eiki Shiki: Okay, Skull Face, an internet user telling someone to learn better English isn't comparable to actual English-bred oppression.
  Skull Face: And do you believe Nazi labor camps and antisemitic rants are not similar?
  Eiki Shiki: Y-yes? But I do admit they overlap.
  Skull Face: And informing me, a victim of English's parasitism, that conforming to English is not along the same lines as colonialism? These... Translator Microbes you force upon me, upon everyone to speak in designated languages only furthers the divide. I cannot listen or speak in my language, not because of the vocal cord parasites, but because these parasites you set in me.
  Eiki Shiki: Alright, I'll give you a formal request to the doctors so that you can have your microbes removed.
  Skull Face: No... I'm going to bring unity back to the world that you are taking away by forcing men to heed sans lingua franca. Listen to my words you fear will be used against you. Azt javaslom, hogy tanuljon meg jobban angolul beszélni és írni-
  Eiki Shiki immediately takes out a gun and shoots Skull Face in the chest.
  Skull Face: And so your fears overcomes you.
  Skull Face collapses onto the floor.
• Though the assets that he took from Zero may be gone, Skull Face is still one of the better spymasters out there, arguably even better at the job than Ocelot as Skull Face hid his presence for so long. There are so many groups he could manipulate as he did with the Soviets whom he rewarded by setting the vocal cord parasites on them. That was for his village and his face. His goals remain the same as they are but now wants to ensure the wider scope of the Pantheon does not come into conflict by ensuring cultures do not compete or overcome. He has already amassed more than a few followers to reform XOF and aims to do more research on parasites and Metal Gears. Hunting down Zero is also a priority as while Zero's influential prime is past him, the man can be propped as a symbol regardless as he had done so to the then-comatose Big Boss. Skull Face would admit that his vengeance still is unwavering.
  • Disturbingly, Skull Face may have been the closest to having the Boss's will that Big Boss concluded. Skull Face's plan would preserve the world the way it was and force cultures to respect each other. This extreme plan had so many rooms to go wrong, yet Skull Face is entirely faithful to his philosophy. On how aware the Boss is of him, Zero kept XOF's existence from her when he formed FOX. She did not know he existed until her death. This means Skull Face's admiration is one-sided from his end.
• Skull Face has very little to say about the sons of Big Boss if he paid attention to them, he would have pursued them when he took control of Cipher. Now that they have grown up, Skull Face does not want to damn these strong soldiers for being made in the image of their father. Two of those sons grew to spread Metal Gears throughout the world, while another dedicated his life to dismantling them. Skull Face would be more negative if he found out Liquid was essentially why he died. Liquid's hatred for Big Boss was so strong, it overrode his control over the Third Child which led to Sahelanthropus and the Man on Fire going psychotic. Liquid would get more into the Metal Gear side of Skull Face's future than the parasites (Eli has bad experiences with parasites), another terrible seed Skull Face would plant for the future.
• Red Skull or HYDRA has not earned Skull Face's good graces they grabbed his ire. Nazi Germany was in occupied Hungary during Skull Face's youth, being the first nation he encountered that suppressed his language. Seeing remnants of the Nazis through HYDRA try to recapture their glory days makes Skull Face see them as pathetic yearners for the past that many nations have. After the Soviet Union fell, so many came to power just by appealing to men who promised they can be like the days of Stalin. A large number of people in the Southern United States have been gaslit to think that time they owned slaves was their peak. Skull Face says if that was their peak, they should shoot themselves in the face for failing so hard for the past centuries. He sees HYDRA along those lines, being promotors of "glory days" that probably came apart for reasons. He finds it immoral that Red Skull shares a skeletal appearance like himself because people will think Skull Face is a Nazi by association.
• Umbrella Corporation was the first people to be interested in Skull Face's ambitions. Not that they want the world peace that Skull Face desires but rather, seeing the vocal cord parasites as a new form the t-virus could potentially take. If they could weaponize language itself, then they could have carriers from every corner of the world without it being obvious they are infected. William Birkin has been more than interested in what both parasites can offer while Jack Krauser wishes to enhance himself with parasites. The only reason that Umbrella does not simply rip the parasites in Skull Face's corpse is that Skull Face could easily set the virus on them if they are not careful. As long as they fund the Metal Gears that Skull Face is offering, surely, Skull Face is aware of their benevolence and that his sacrifice is just their means to an end.
  • Additionally, those like Typhus have been more than accommodating with helping Skull Face's research out by targeting tongues themselves. Although Typhus is more confused as to why Skull Face does not adapt the virus to target ethnicities in general. Skull Face would reply that his parasites are not ethnic cleansers. They are peace.
• Although he is aware of the hypocrisy that came with him taking control of Cipher, Skull Face loathes despots whose ends are to remove the autonomy of cultures. The United States did so by controlling nations through the corrupt governments they established. The Soviet Union wanted all nations absorbed in its Russian collectivism. The Philosophers fought over supremacy on who controlled the world. Zero wanted the mindless masses to believe his controlled presentation. Skull Face sees Big Brother and the Friend guilty of these most, seeing as their tyranny wanted a unified world governed by one instead of a unified world by finding commonality. He finds them despicable.
  Skull Face: I have seen the oppression from the West and the East promoted. Whether under the guise of capitalism or the guise of communism, they were not dissimilar in enjoying the power propaganda amassed by them. If they did not have foes to despise, then they would turn to find enemies within themselves. I see that you wish for conformity in your society, to purge those you consider radicals that you cannot control. Ironic that although "self" is something that you yourself fashioned, every time something goes wrong, you turn around and place the blame on something else. Whether that be the times, nations, ethnicities, or the world, bigotry will find a way like grass in a wasteland. That is why I, a man who has lost his culture, must be the driver who shall end hatred.
• He learned about the Hinamizawa Syndrome during his research into parasites, a disease that brings delusions and stress to its victims. He went to visit the Japanese town, taking in the sights and beauty of the village before having his men storm the only medical clinic in Hinamizawa to discover clues to the town's curse. What Skull Face found underneath the clinic was a plethora of research notes on the Hinamizawa Syndrome and its transmitter being parasites. Skull Face then discovered that these parasites were funded as a weapon by the Japanese government funding fell through, making the XOF leader restart that research. Setting up a new research facility in the town with the townspeople not noticing was easy with his influence. Although it would not take long for someone to stumble on his plot.
  Keiichi: Why... are you keeping me here?
  Skull Face: Because Maebara, I want to see how far I can take this disease. According to Takano's notes, there are five levels to the Hinamizawa Syndrome and you have already experienced its full effects. But what if I were to add more levels?
  Keiichi: Y-you can't! You won't...!
  Skull Face: Relax yourself. I will give you a vaccine after I see what the effects are. You may feel... a sting as doctors call it.
• A certain biological weapon that Skull Face has his interest peaked is Alex Mercer who is a walking plague that also has the most grotesque physical mutations Skull Face has ever seen. Seeing what Alex Mercer does has been a pastime for Skull Face, wondering if whatever Mercer has can be imbued to the parasites his SKULLS use. XOF having a squadron of Alex Mercers at the beck and call is a nightmare scenario that nobody wants to see happen considering that Skull Face is a big threat without the SKULLS present. Speaking of his Parasite Unit, Skull Face lost them after XOF fell though is trying to find the bodies to fill those ranks. Lots of torture and experimentation will be involved, that is for certain. He just needs to find those willing to undergo that experimentation... or unwilling more likely. Maybe the young man he injected the Hinamizawa parasites with can do just that
• Being a former agent before becoming an XO, Skull Face had to brush back up on his espionage skills. He relearned quickly, remembering enough to almost killed Agent Bond in a shootout. He might not have the inherent strength or direct combative skills as Big Boss, but his drive brings makes him similarly dangerous. As a favor to his Umbrella friends, Skull Face went to confront Chris Redfield with his XOF unit. His confrontation with Chris was surprisingly neutral than one-sided, with both being quite cautious with each as they drew knives at each other. Skull Face was willing to use a shotgun when their duel escalated though his men dragged him away.
  Skull Face: Bring me back! I did not learn CQC just to be dragged away from a battle!
  XOF soldier: Sir, that man can punch boulders.
  Skull Face: And I've had my limbs shot off. Do not think I cannot take a single blow!
• His real name has been unknown to most even when he was alive. Not that his real name matters as his burns left him as inhuman, implying disguises are what Skull Face used to be inconspicuous. Skeletor finds it disappointing that such a villainous man has to pretend guise himself just to get around, as he views that there should be more societal acceptance of the skeletally deformed. Skull Face would like to point out that he was not born as a skeleton but Skeletor would interject that it was not as if he wanted this face either. The good side to being a skeleton is that Skeletor fed off on residuals of merchandise made in his image. Skeletor recommended that Skull Face try advertising toys of himself by using it as a profile image.
• Since his XOF forces destroyed what was a blooming military nation with Big Boss's first Outer Heaven, Crocodile has been concerned about if Skull Face will take similar action against him. All those Metal Gears that Skull Face is attempting to spread out will undermine the military might that Crocodile wishes for his nation to represent. When he nabs Pluton, it will not be comparably special when there are nuke-launching robots on every doorstep. Crocodile has his men attempt to sabotage XOF's operations though judging by how deep the organization is entrenched in the military underworld, he has a lot of digging to go through.
• Leading the forces who removed all traces of Naked Snake in Russia when Operation Snake Eater was complete, Skull Face is an expert on the subject of doing cleanup jobs. That is what makes XOF so elusive is that Skull Face put that back to good use. A hiree that Skull Face employs is the Aerospace Sanitation Janitor who makes the job go by much faster than it would be otherwise. Skull Face originally wanted to kill the Janitor after his first job out to keep no external witnesses though after seeing how fast the Janitor finished the job, he brings him to lead cleanup under the veil of making a cleaner battlefield (XOF dumps fake blood around their operations to justify this). He did not expect the Janitor to go into toilets for the cleanup too, reminding him of the suspicious lack of feces of Naked Snake in Russia.
• Skull Face has been in frequent contact with Otto Octavius not just for his knowledge of technology that would make Metal Gear production go smoothly. Octavius has also been interested in Skull Face's biological weaponry as he used them in the past too, though they are always not as successful as he would like. They have strong philosophical debates whenever they are around together, leading to one conversation on the bus where someone had enough of their long drawn-out conversations.
  Skull Face: It is the bell with which a world—trodden upon by words—declares its independence-
  Bus driver: Hey, can you two shut the fuck up back there, I'm trying to drive.
• The Hall of Language had its entire majority perturbed by Skull Face's plan to wipe English out, not just because the other vocal cord parasites he has can wipe out almost every other language out there and he could train more parasites to affect not covered languages. Skull Face says that developing such weapons is Necessarily Evil to stop the tool that oppressors use but the House of Knowledge pointed out that it will probably be easier just to outright hate English-speaking people than English itself. Skull Face may hate imperialists through targeting only them makes him the oppressor instead, something he was admittedly not using Cipher for, unlike Zero.
• Johan Liebert agrees with Skull Face's philosophy on peace needing to be forced than natural. After all, humanity is a competitive species so even in times of peace, there will be a desire to topple one another. Though Johan challenged Skull Face on his theory on nuclear weapons and world languages being removed would bring peace. Strife will always be found, and international conflict would be replaced by national conflict. This happened when Germany was split into West and East and when India split apart too. Granted, those examples Johan used are a result of imperialism though his point still stands that humans seek enemies no matter what so is that plan of his true peace? Skull Face would reply domestic politics should be resolved within their borders then other powers decide for them.
  Skull Face: And if they so wish to scar their lands with blood and weapons, so be it. Better that than live as slaves to another power.
• There is another way to bypass his plan of removing common tongues, being to use a language that does not have vocal cords be the vector to communicate with. Whether that be humans somehow developing psychic abilities or simply using sign language, that would put a damper on what Skull Face believes in. It may not be in his mind now, but Skull Face is watching out for any potential languages that may replace English. This includes the unique sign language Black Bolt communicates with, as Skull Face thinks it has the potential to become more widespread. While Skull Face never planned to confront Black Bolt, he surely got involved with the king's business when Black Bolt dragged him to an Alternate Universe to fight a Pantheon council. He may despise Black Bolt for this but he hates that imperialistic council more.

You hope hatred might someday replace the pain, but it never goes away.

Usami/Monomi

Usami, Goddess of Baby Talking (Monomi, Teacher of the Remnants of Despair, Observer of the Neo World Program)

Usami (right) and Monomi (left), by Meyly

• Intermediate Goddess, bordering on Greater Goddess as Usami, Lesser God as Monomi. Her rank boosts up an extra slot when inside a simulation.
• Symbol: Her magic wand as Usami, cracked in half as Monomi.
• Theme: Miss Monomi's Practice Lesson/Welcome to DANGAN IsLand!!
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Artificial Intelligence, Baby Talk, Went through hell as a Butt-Monkey and Chew Toy till her Cruel and Unusual Death, being on the receiving end of a Curb-Stomp Battle as well giving one to Monokuma in Island Mode and at the end of School Mode, Love Freak, Magical Girl, Righteous Rabbit, Meaningful Rename, Misplaced Kindergarten Teacher, No-Respect Guy, Not Quite Dead, Not So Harmless
• Domains: Rabbits, Hope, Teachers, Rehabilitation
• Allies: The Good Dangan Ronpa Gods and Goddesses (Read: Anyone here that is not in enemies; yes, even Nagito Komeda and Celestia Ludenberg), especially Chiaki Nanami, Doraemon, Yu Narukami and Teddie (the Investigation Team), Wander, The GUAG, and good rabbit deities.
• Enemies: Monokuma And His Mastermind, Monaca Towa, Tsumugi Shirogane,Yuuki Terumi, Springtrap, SHOCKER, Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
• Pitied by: Elmer Fudd
• Long have Monokuma and Junko with Monaca Towa had free reign here to keep on going with their high-school killing games. Sure, Naegi and the Future Foundation along with outside help were there to slow them down, but they still managed to at sneak their games in. That all changed one day, when Monokuma had a handful of deities locked in Monokuma's temple with induced amnesia, and instructed them to build a robot backup for him. Unfortunately, because of his arrogance and annoyance at them delaying it, his quickly building anger for one led to them creating a white robot rabbit. While he was at first roaring with anger and pissed off at them, his expression soon changed as the robot starting talking and coming to life, calling herself "Usami". Before Monokuma could try and destroy her wand like before, Usami dodged his attack before beginning her assault on him, forcing him into surrendering and freeing the students, giving everyone their memories back as well before applying for a legitimate spot here.
  • To the rabbit's dismay however, because all the other titles of justice she applied for were taken, and since her voicebank made her speak in a childish way, her ascended title was Baby Talk. While upset at it at first, she accepted it and made her temple in the House of Quirks's subhouse. Elmer Fudd there even helped the rabbit out with getting used to her title, feeling bad for her once he heard from the house of Gaming how she is mocked with Elmuh Fudd Syndwome during lets plays of her game.
• When pushed by Monaca about the incident regarding Usami's ascension, Junko described seeing her finally ascend as "a despairing sight that not even she can enjoy." They are now trying to find a way to off her, or at least depower her into her Monomi form. The benevolent members of the House of Machinery and Technology however are more than happy to help her modify and reinforce her wand to be much harder to break, easier to fix and easier to find if lost.
  • Even worse, Usami's ascension brought with her two new timelines featuring the students, one where everyone survived and weren't as big as jerks to each other, and another where her rehabilitation of her students were successful, and she defeated Monokuma instead. Even more humiliating to Monokuma and his mastermind, the House of Time and Temporality picked up ANOTHER timeline where Naegi and the other students worked together and escaped unharmed. While the villains are trying to ignore this new info, this gravely jeporized Junko's chances of getting into GUAE Trollkaiger, further pissing them off.
  Monokuma: "La-la-la! I can't hear you! La-la-la-la-la!"
  • On the topic of these new universes, this puts not only the Remnants of Despair in a nicer light, but also some previously hated gods from Usami's universe, namely Celestia and Nagito, who really wouldn't have done much harm if they weren't roped into Monokuma's killing games. While Celestia simply shrugged it off and lets everyone think what they want about her, Nagito was blushing and insisting that he didn't deserve such hospitality from her. The other gods thanked her for being so supportive of them, even if they didn't think they deserved it.
• When she ascended, her students that treated her poorly quickly apologized and begged for forgiveness. Usami was just happy that they grew out of their despair inducing ways and are now trying to help the Future Foundation stop Junko. She reassured them that they're forgiven and that everything will be okay.
  • Upon seeing Nanami as well, she was quite eager to be hugged by her, seeing as she was the Only Friend Usami had back on her world. The two can be seen patrolling and watching out for anything that may indicate Monokuma stirring up trouble.
• Hearing of how she was made to help people reform from despair and turn them into hope, Wander often visits her from time to time and help her out with making sure her students are kept on the straight path. He has also gotten interested with the Monokumas as well, and expresses interest with the idea of befriending them, but like with Bot 13, he also knows he has to emphasize caution around them. Usami thinks the idea just may be Crazy Enough to Work, but is working with other deities to protect him should things go wrong and stay on the lookout if a Monokuma bot is just feigning a friendship with him.
• Upon hearing how Terumi was like Monokuma's and Monaca's mentor, she was quick to join up at the the GUAG under their Kibou Go section to help prove that Terumi's and Junko's truth of despair, is in fact, just made of lies and poor opinions.
  • To Usami's displeasure, she was disgusted upon figuring out that Monokuma, Monaca and Junko were providing Monokuma bots to SHOCKER. In response to this, Nanami along with herself have got to work with many of the morale scientists in the GUAG Robot War Division to help manufacture more copies of herself to help counteract this.
• Unlike her brother, Usami gets along greatly with Doraemon (even if the two's voices are the same), as they are both robots meant to help the world out and the both of them don't look with mice on a favorable viewpoint. He has also helped Usami make back-ups of her own wand in case it broke.
  • Monomi also gets along fairly well with Teddie after being introduced to him by Yu Narukami, being reassured that just because his voice is that of Monokuma, he's nothing else like him besides his costume. She was also promised by them that the investigation team would help her should she need it.
• Being a Righteous Rabbit, she has made friends with other just as kind rabbits, like Oswald The Lucky Rabbit, Cream The Rabbit and Bugs Bunny. She often shares with them some carrot cake in the house of Food, and even patrols around the pantheon from time to time with Judy Hopps.
  • Just like the other rabbit deities however, she is absolutely sickened by Springtrap and his children killing past, and is one of the first deities (aside from his own main enemies) on the scene to make sure he doesn't escape his temple.
    • The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is also on her list of evil rabbits to watch out for.
• "Wuv wuv!"

WordGirl

WordGirl, Goddess of Action-Pausing Conversations (Becky Botsford)

• Intermediate Goddess
• Symbol: A star inside a shield-like pentagon
• Theme Song: WordGirl Theme Song
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: From The Planet Lexicon, Brainy Brunette, Despises The Improper Usage Of Words, Flying Brick, Really Likes Unicorns, Having A Hardly Disguised Human Identity, Cuteness Proximity, Genius Bruiser, Happily Adopted, Weakened And Losing Speech Skills When Exposed To Lexonite, Can Speak With Monkeys, Terrible At Art, Dance, and Poetry
• Domains: Superheroines, Vocabulary, Dialogue, Edutainment
• Herald: Her monkey sidekick, Captain Huggyface
• Allies: Superman, Supergirl, Superboy, Lex the Bookworm, Matilda Wormwood, The Powerpuff Girls, the Good-aligned My Little Pony deities, Lady Amalthea, Erma, Wishbone, Fred Rogers, Dora the Explorer, Lois Lane, Arthur, Valerie Frizzle, Curious George
• Odd Friendship with: Reuben, Flo
• Annoyed by: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Polandball, John and Henry Freeman, Bizarro, The Narrator
• Conflicting Opinion on: Yoda
• Enemies: Lex Luthor, Mr. X, Brainiac, I. M. Meen, Agatha Trunchbull, Mojo Jojo, Gorilla Grodd, Pinky and the Brain (The Brain in particular), Ratigan
  • Friendly Enemies: Carmen Sandiego, Robbie Rotten
• WordGirl is the famous protector of Fair City, a frequent site and target of Idiosyncrazy super-villains seeking to invade or ravage through the city, until WordGirl arrives to save the day. This superheroine's citizen identity is Becky Botsford, an adopted daughter of the Botsford family who all assume she's a normal 11-year old. In reality, she's from the planet Lexicon, brought to Earth as an infant to be adopted by the bumbling yet caring Botsfords. Every supervillain she deals with not only finds themselves subdued by her superpowers, but also learning a new word and its definition every day, which is quite the auspicui... auspicuous...
  WordGirl: Auspicious! It's when something makes circumstances more favorable for you! Like learning how to use a word properly in your next confrontation.
• Anyway, on a rather calm week, WordGirl was given an invitation into the Pantheon, not only for her superheroics, but explaining the definitions and proper pronounications of complicated words, even in the middle of a big conflict with another villain. It especially helped that the villains were for the most part willing to listen before they resumed the action. While it was a rather funny way to "ascend", she accepted her new place in the Pantheon holding the trope of Talking Is a Free Action. Alongside her came her monkey sidekick, Captain Huggyface, who used to be a Lexicon Air Force pilot that accidentally crashed his ship on Earth, and in doing so, brought the infant WordGirl to Earth in the first place.
• Outside of her career as a superhero, she was happy to meet with other PBS deities like Fred Rogers and Valerie Frizzle, two wonderful teachers and adult friends of Becky who approved her decision to be a superhero, though they've advised her to watch for her own well-being as much as others'. On occasion, Becky finds herself traveling with Ms. Frizzle's regular students on the Magic School Bus, which she found herself impressed by despite being a superheroine herself. She also got along with Arthur and Wishbone, the former being a good friend to hang out with at the Pantheon's Elysium Academy. Other times, she hangs out with Wishbone to read stories together whenever there isn't a demand for her saving the day as WordGirl.
• If there's anyone who understands WordGirl's desire for others to use words correctly, it's Lex, a bookworm (both literally and figuratively) who also specializes in using words to actually defeat villains and opponents. Becky admits that she's somewhat jealous of Lex's ability to use word tiles, since they'd sound so fitting for her. Lex also noted to her that her own powers are still nothing to scoff at, even if there are plenty of individuals in the Pantheon like her. From there, they decided to work as a team for dealing with baddies and teaching them a lesson in morality and proper word usage. Sometimes, Matilda Wormwood works along with them, and although she's not as proficiently powerful as the two of them, they allow her to come along with them when it's not school-time. Becky also found herself being a watchful guardian for students like her that deal with Agatha Trunchbull, ensuring that she can't trouble students without WordGirl's interference.
• WordGirl found herself both amused and in shock about how similar her backstory was to the heroic Kryptonian superheroes in the Pantheon, although thankfully for her, Lexicon is still in terrific shape unlike what happened to Krypton. Regardless, she and Superman work together well, though even better with Supergirl due to their similarity in powers and origin, and Superboy since she understands his dilemma wanting to live like a normal kid but having to balance it with his responsibilities as a superhero. Becky also found herself getting along with Lois Lane very quickly, the latter theorizing that Becky probably knows a friend who's also trying to get into journalism. Her denying that she doesn't find Lois similar to someone named "Todd 'Scoops' Ming" didn't help debunk the thought.
  • Of course, this meant that WordGirl would find an adversary out of Brainiac, who's now interested in doing what he did to Krypton to Lexicon as well, though after he's finished with the Pantheon. Unamused by this development, WordGirl has been a persistent adversary of his ambitions, though Brainiac proves to be a much tougher opponent than her usual villain to handle, given Brainiac's experience with superhumans. Additionally, his vast knowledge of words means that WordGirl can't even play the "Stop all the action to explain a word" card on him, since Brainiac could avert it by explaining the word himself while subduing WordGirl at the same time.
• Both Lex Luthor and Mr. X have found WordGirl to be a nuisance to their ambition, with WordGirl opposing them since they remind her of the Corrupt Corporate Executive, Mr. Big. Mr. X having an alternate alias of "Mr. Big" didn't help him either, and his underlings don't really stand much of a chance against her. Lex Luthor, while initially thinking she'd be less of a problem given that she's from "some show for kids", found WordGirl to be as much of a decent adversary as other Kryptonians, often having to get his hands dirty himself to deal with her, due to one little problem. Lex Luthor doesn't have access to Lexonite, WordGirl's equivalent to Kryptonite which he uses to deal with Kryptonians like Superman. He does have other ways to fend them off, but is a bit frustrated that he has another superhero to keep a watchful eye on. Luthor's also hoping to find a method of bringing in WordGirl's rogues gallery in hopes of getting his hands on Lexonite in the future.
  • While it's not the same Mr. Big, Flo got along with WordGirl since she'd have to thwart plots from a man named Mr. Big as well, usually trying to trouble other restaurants. While her Mr. Big doesn't focus on mind control like the Mr. Big that WordGirl deals with, she had to deal with an immoral fast food chain named Grub Burger who used a special "Ingredient X" to mind-control people to buy their products. Becky herself finds herself really impressed by Flo's skills as a waiter, acknowledging that despite her superpowers, she could hardly handle the intense responsibilities of Flo's job. Nonetheless, Becky became a regular customer of Flo's restaurant eventually, being continually impressed by her impressive workmanship. She also ran into Reuben in one visit, who reminded her of Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy, although much less villainous and a generally amicable guy to hang around with. She hopes that if Chuck finds his way in, Reuben could be sort of a Morality Pet to him.
• WordGirl has a sort-of personal dislike for Pinky and the Brain, especially the latter for his tendency to make plots to take over the world. It stems from a former friend of hers, Professor Steven Boxleitner, accidentally having his brain merged with that of an evil lab rat and becoming the notorious cheese-craving villain, Dr. Two-Brains. If the Brain's plans don't fail on their own, you can bet that WordGirl will be there to ruin his success. The same goes with the more cunning Ratigan, who is all the more displeased that someone with powers similar to that of Superman is now seeking to ruin his schemes as well. His best bet for dealing with her is try to sneak under her radar and do his dirty work right under her nose before she can do anything about it.
• On top of stopping criminal activities, she's also out to ensure that other deities don't use malapropisms and other poor usages of words and grammar. Among those who actively do so, to the point of anger, is I. M. Meen, who actively uses bad grammar and wording in his own stories. On top of stopping him from kidnapping children, she also utilizes her talent in grammar and English to constantly unravel I. M. Meen's magic. With that and her powers, Meen sees her just as much of a daunting nemesis for him as Lex the Bookworm, despising the "goody-goody bookworm" for being such a pain in his rear. Likewise, she's annoyed by other deities like Polandball and Ebony, who she learned about from I. M. Meen's interest in him for their consistent usage of bad grammar and word usage. She's a bit more understanding of Polandball given that he's technically foreign to English language. The same goes with John Freeman and Henry Freeman, who despite their noble intentions, their goofy and destructive antics only make them more of a cumbersome pain to deal with on top of their consistent usage of poor spelling and grammar.
  • Yoda and his imfamous habit of odd sentence syntax has definitely gotten on WordGirl's nerves a lot, especially since it's a trait that's rather integral to him. She's willing to tolerate it, however, since Yoda is a sincere good guy, and he is an alien for whom learning proper English is not much of a priority. As for Bizarro and his... bizarre ways of speaking, she'd rather not even think about him unless she wants her head to be hurting from trying to understand him. The Bizarro World he comes from, Htrae, is a place that she hopes to never need to visit, and she doesn't want to know if there's a Bizarro-equivalent of herself there, either.
• While she's really good with English, those skills don't transfer over to other languages fully, so Becky's trying to spend some of the time in the Pantheon learning other languages. It's mostly just so she can introduce the meanings of other complex words to villains that don't speak English too well without the need for an Omniglot to help out. One particular peer she's spent a lot of time with is Dora the Explorer, who's more than willing to help WordGirl learn Spanish along the way. It really helps that Dora herself has her own monkey sidekick, Boots, and Boots is currently trying to help Captain Huggyface learn to properly speak with other humans, currently to no avail.
• Becky was rather interested by the Powerpuff Girls and how they came to be, being created by their own scientist father, Professor Utonium. Along with having similar powers overall, they both can understand the issues with balancing homely matters with superhero work. Despite all of the trouble that the Powerpuff Girls can cause when they're at odds with each other for one reason for another, WordGirl tries to help out with solving their tensions, on top of kicking their adversaries' butts, and helping them learn more about interesting words. She won't let them keep Captain Huggyface as a playmate, however, despite their begging.
• Whenever she's not subduing villains or managing schoolwork, she's usually at her temple watching a show from her universe called "The Pretty Princess and Magic Pony Power Hour". It'd be a good idea not to get between her and that show's airing, she likes it that much. While such an interest isn't particularly as odd as other deities who like similar types of shows, Becky's admirations for magic ponies and unicorns led to her being amazed by seeing Lady Amalthea. And as for Becky meeting The Mane Six, let's just say her squeeing and adoring reactions initially freaked out the pony deities, although they managed to get along later on. This interest would later lead to WordGirl getting along with Erma, a ghost girl who was also interested in similar kinds of shows, though the one Erma watches seems to be a bit less girly than what initial appearances would indicate, though that hasn't caused any problems with their friendship.
• If her ability to communicate with Captain Huggyface shows, she can communicate with monkeys and primates pretty well. The presence of primates that can manage to speak with humans just as well intrigues her, although she's also found nefarious adversaries in the form of Mojo Jojo and Gorilla Grodd, the latter dismissing her as another annoying human-like superhero and even considers Huggyface to be an inferior and pathetic excuse of a primate, much like with other non-gorilla primates to Grodd. On a brighter note, she managed to get along with Aladdin and his sidekick, Abu, although things are kinda shaky between them given that they're thieves, though of the friendly type, and she's a crime-stopping superhero. She's also trying to help Tarzan learn to speak English better on her off time.
• Being an Edutainment Show protagonist, WordGirl does feel obligated to deal with antagonists from such shows as well. Thankfully, they don't mean too much harm, with Carmen Sandiego being more concerned with making an enjoyable pursuit with WordGirl having to play her games with understanding Sandiego's geography and world history related clues. And Robbie Rotten is similarly trying to get Becky herself to be lazy, and although she'd genuinely would want Robbie to succeed, her duty to protect citizens from villainy always comes first. Considering the more serious villains in the Pantheon she deals with, she's glad that there are more villains like those two that she can be friendly with when she's not trying to thwart their next plans.
• While she didn't intend to bring him along, there's a narrator that speaks for WordGirl and her fights against crime and villainy, being hammy as ever and butting in on the drama and action to voice himself to her mild annoyance. Unfortunately, that narrator has came along with her into the Pantheon, and it doesn't look like he's going to go away anytime soon. It sometimes gets worse when the Narrator that Stanley deals with decides to have a meeting with WordGirl's narrator, bringing about a lot of unwanted commotion. And as if that couldn't be a bigger problem, Naughty Bear's narrator likes to butt in when the other two narrators are interacting.

"WORD UP!"

Lesser Gods

Porky Pig

Porky Pig, God of Replacing Words after Stuttering (Eager Young Space Cadet)

^{Eager Young Space Cadet}

• Lesser God
• Symbol: A drum with himself popping out of it
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: The Everyman, Weirdness Magnet, Beware the Nice Ones, Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal
• Domains: Pigs, Dialogue
• Heralds: Petunia Pig, Hamton J. Pig
• Allies: Bugs Bunny, Babe, Piglet, Scatman John
• Enemies: Marvin the Martian^*only whenever Porky is EYSC, Napoleon, Piggsy, Trollkaiger
• Vitriolic Best Buds with: Daffy Duck
• Difficult Relations: Angry Birds
• Compared to many of the other Looney Tunes, Porky Pig's attitude is a bit more grounded, though that doesn't mean he can't have his moments of craziness. He's a pretty friendly guy by default, though that can change if something were to happen that would really set him off. He has done a lot throughout his career, most of which involved encountering something weird and confronting it (sometimes with the help of someone else) with varying degrees of success. Porky also has a tendency to stutter certain words, often replacing more complicated words with simpler ones.
• Porky's relation with Daffy has been all over the place. One day, Porky might be hunting the duck just for sport and in another day, they might be friends taking up odd-jobs and going after a criminal of some sort. Other times, they're just annoying each other without any real justification. When it comes to the Pantheon, things are mostly cordial between the two, but driving each other nuts at certain points in time remain a thing.
• Even though Porky is very good friends with Bugs Bunny whenever they meet, any meet-up concerning just the two of them are actually less frequent than one would believe. If they are hanging out with each other nowadays, there's a good chance that Daffy is going to have some sort of involvement, whether rabbit and/or pig want it or not.
• He spent some time with Sylvester the Cat visiting places that were considered creepy. The Puddy Tat attempted to convince Porky that something was wrong with around them, but not only did Porky not believe him, but the one time he admitted that Sylvester was right was when it was too late. Sylvester didn't really say anything to Porky those instances somehow. It makes one wonder how Porky, who is so used to putting up with strange scenarios, didn't really believe that those kinds of scenarios were happening when he was with Sylvester.
• Porky decided to spent a bit of time looking for other pigs and managed to become friends with Babe and Piglet doing so. Porky is someone that Piglet actually looks up to, seeing as how Porky has gone through plenty of strange situations and trying his best to keep his cool much of the time. Unfortunately, this meant an encounter with Napoleon was going to happen and Porky heard from Piglet just how horrible of a pig Napoleon is, especially with how hypocritical Napoleon is.
  • Being a pig meant that he wasn't going to be on the best of terms with the Angry Birds, due to the latter not showing any kind of trust towards pigs. While the only thing that they agree on is how bad Napoleon is, all Porky can do is keep his distance from the Angry Birds and not go near their eggs. The Angry Birds also acknowledge that Porky Pig is not a bad pig by default; it's just that protecting their eggs is their main priority.
• A particularly unfortunate moment for Porky in the Pantheon was when he got tricked into meeting Piggsy, under the pretense that the latter is related to pigs. Of course, Porky was explained further on who Piggsy really was and by the time he met him, all Porky saw was just a maniac in a pig mask and ran away as soon as he saw Piggsy going up to him. Porky vowed never to meet up with this psycho ever again since then.
• Some of Porky's adventures had him getting tricked into unfavorable tasks or getting irritated by something. Given how Trollkaiger is known for tricking others or simply annoying unsuspecting targets for their own amusement, Porky doesn't like them in any way and even found some of their "pranks" to be even worse than some of his own misfortunes back then.
• One time, he was asked to do some construction work and went ahead with it, with apparent knowledge that someone would be recording it. Porky accidentally hammered his hand during that time, to which he said "[...]son of a gun." Of course, he knew that others would expect him to say "son of a bitch" after that minor injury. There were a few other people involved with the "construction" who believe that everything that happened then was just a joke.
• While Porky isn't extremely fat, he's a bit chubby compared to his Looney Tunes friends. Some deities looking into some historical archives about him were a bit surprised to learn that Porky was much fatter back then...and that his stuttering quirk during that same time period was even more pronounced than normal.
• Became a good friend of Scatman John, who also stutters but managed to turn that into an advantage, something Porky found heartwarming.
• Th-th-th-that's all folks!

President Whitmore

Thomas J. Whitmore, God of the Rousing Speech (The 42nd President of the United States Of America)

Top: Whitmore in 1996, bottom; Whitmore in 2016.

• Lesser God
• Symbol: A "Happy 4th Of July" photo with a map of the Earth being represented
• Theme Song: The President's Speech
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Big Good, using a Rousing Speech So The World Doesn't Go Quietly Into The Night, Chekhov's Skill, Personally Going On The Offense To The Aliens, Was A Wizard Gulf War Pilot, Bad Liar, Patriotic Fervor, Unclear Political Party, Takes After JFK and Bill Clinton (minus the infidelities), Reasonable Authority Figure, Our Presidents Are Different, Beard of Sorrow, The Mourning After, Generally Just Called The President, Legendary in the Sequel, Heroic Sacrifice
• Domains: The United States, Leadership, Unity, Alliances, Fighting Aliens, Planetary Defense
• Heralds: First Lady Marilyn Whitmore (his wife), Patricia Whitmore (his daughter), Secretary of Defense Albert Nimzicki (his closest advisor and best friend)
• Interested in: The Planet Express crew (Bender and John Zoidberg in particular), Beheeyem
• Allies: The Men in Black, the non-evil ascended presidents (especially John F Kennedy), Clark Kent/Superman, The Blorg Commnality, Team Dai-Gurren, the Green Lantern Corps, The Doctor (preferably the 3rd incarnation), Felonius Gru, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Saxton Hale, Team America, Cobra Bubbles, The New Alliance Of Free Stars, America, Broforce, The Formics, the Heptapods
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit, Black Ops
• Enemies: Malevolent aliens (on top of the list are the Harvesters, the Anti-Spiral, Vril Dox/Brainiac, The Network, the Combine, the Dalek Empire, The Martians (Mars Attacks), Zim, the Grand United Alliance of Destruction, evil presidents like Frank Underwood, Lex Luthor and especially Funny Valentine, HYDRA, The Aryan Brotherhood, Ragyo Kiryuin, The Ur-Quan Kzer-Za, ADVENT, Senator Steven Armstrong
• Opposes: Zapp Brannigan, Roger the Alien, Peter Griffin
• Respected by: Dib Membrane, Leonidas
• Thomas J Whitmore was a Gulf War veteran who served as a F-16 fighter pilot in the US airforce. Later elected president, he was initially criticized as not taking a hard enough approach in politics and his Action Politician traits not relevant. Everything changed, however, with an Alien Invasion of the VERY hostile variety and the destruction of the White House. Despite losing the First Lady and the carnage the Harvesters caused, he refused to kneel and became the Ideal Hero America needed. And when it was clear no human would be spared by the aliens, he engaged in a Rousing Speech where humanity would not go quietly into the night and fight to their last breath. Ultimately the speech paid off as a united humanity destroyed the Harvester mothership and mankind was saved.
  • 20 years later the Harvesters returned to wreak bloody vengeance. Though no longer president, Whitmore was still a legend. That said, the physical contact with the aliens that linked him into their hive mind and give him visions of what they were doing took a chip off his lucidity. He'd go on to sacrifice himself in a suicide mission against the Queen.
• His rebirth in the Trope Pantheon was possible thanks to Kamina deciding to group up with the rest of his friends as part of Team Dai-Gurren. Thomas Whitmore may not go Beyond the Impossible, but he certainly fights the power of oppressive forces like the Harvesters and inspires human will with his Rousing Speech. As there were a lot more alien menaces in the pantheon, the president felt it imperative to find people to help. One unlikely ally he found was Gru, due to his shrink ray; while the Nefario Principle means that the massive Harvester ships would eventually return to a normal size, it was more than enough time to swiftly destroy them with firepower. The Green Lantern Corps were informed of this partnership soon after.
• Most just know him as the president. While he will go by President Whitmore, by the time of his ascension he'd completed his two terms so it's somewhat of an Artifact Title. Despite his high-ranking position he was kept in the dark about Area 51 for reasons of confidentiality. It was revealed to him the Roswell incident was a Harvester ship, who's programming made it key to defeating them. He was rather shocked to learn that there are at least three gods with claims to be the Roswell alien, and one who claims to be the probe. While Roger the Alien is too much of an ass for him to get along with, he did make conversation with Zoidberg about the incident. The Men in Black and Cobra Bubbles later filled Whitmore in on more details about aliens.
• It's not clear what political party he belongs to as the movie never brings it up beyond vaguely hinting he's a Republican. According to the novelization, he's a Democrat. Thomas Whitmore has stated he doesn't care about that given he has more important things to do, and most presidents from any political party are on good terms with him; of course he excludes Frank Underwood for being completely reprehensible and Luthor^note whether he served as president depends on the continuity as he's too conceited in his own ego to oppose supposed alien threats. John F Kennedy has compared Whitmore to himself, along with Bill Clinton. Whitmore considers JFK comparing himself to him as a honor.
• July 4 and Independence Day is remembered in his setting as not just an American holiday, but a celebration as the day humanity said no to the Harvesters. Upon his ascension he was welcomed with open arms by many an Eaglelanded deity, though there were some accusations at him prioritizing the U.S over other nations. One of the gods was fellow president Funny Valentine, but in a positive manner as "the U.S is number one" is a driving factor in his villainy. Considering the American exceptionalism Valentine wants, Whitmore decried him by pointing out that the day they fought back against the aliens was meant to be a coming together of all nations and not about the squabbling egos of different countries trying to see who should take the most credit.
• Whitmore doesn't deny he's a passionate American, and likes heroic U.S deities like Broforce and Team America. He's a big fan of Captain America too. However he respects other ass-kickers from around the world like Saxton Hale. Though the Aussie is a bit chaotic for his liking his brawn makes up for it. He's willing to work with the Hazardous Environment Combat Unit and the Black Ops as well, but his security detail and CIA are keeping a close eye on them due to their unethical methods in fighting off an alien invasion. Still, he knows his Realpolitik.
• Despite his bad first experience with aliens, Whitmore is far from a "do not suffer the Xenos" type and only signed onto the Harvester's obliteration when they proved incapable of even understanding what peace IS. In short, if you're an alien who believes anything alien to you is worthy of death, then Whitmore has his missiles pointed at your face. The Network proved one of the more insidious types of enemies given their mode of operations. He holds a particular annoyance for the Martians from Mars Attacks due to the ludicrousness of having to weaponize "Indian Love Call" .
• Octogeddon is a more terrestrial foe for the president as he's an octopus who's swarn to destroy all monuments, be they American or otherwise, for mere disrespect of cephalopods. He will at least entertain an Enemy Mine against evil aliens because they share the same planet. Unlike the Harvesters the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za, ADVENT and The Combine entertain the idea of teaming up with each other to conquer the Earth, since they've succeeded for a time in their own universes...but 90% of the time they're too concered in proving their superiority to each other to do even that. Senator Armstrong was willing to Enemy Mine with Whitmore against the alien menace as well, but in any normal situation they're foes as Whitmore considers his social darwinist goals for the U.S insane. That said, he agrees with Armstrong that America needs to become stronger.
• Because the Daleks are the biggest alien xenophobes of them all, President Whitmore made another Rousing Speech to implore all races, even the more hostile ones^note excluding the Harvesters to work together and oppose them. He followed it up with an imploring to do whatever it takes to neutralize the GUAD once and for all. While riling up opposition to the groups was easy, getting everyone to team up wasn't and members of the GUAD had even boasted the inability for the different factions to team up is why they'll eventually win. They even joked he's got less of a chance of beating Zim. Dib was happy to hear Whitmore took this in stride by pointing out that Zim can be a threat, mainly by virtue of his stupidity.
• In spite of their repulsiveness President Whitmore accepted the Blorg Commonality with open...appendages. They learned about his race's alliance with the Sphere, an alien that has a long history opposing the Harvesters and who helped humanity despite considering them a primitive species. The Formics and Heptapods requested a formal alliance with him as well, and after some diplomacy said alliance was formed. He later found himself formally invited to join The New Alliance Of Stars. After hearing all of this, and his opposition to the Daleks, the 3rd Doctor decided to contact UNIT and work out more appointments with Whitmore. The Doctors in general like him, but the 3rd Doctor likes Whtimore the most out of them.
• Though he believes that humanity and potentially friendly allies should put aside their differences for a common, overwhelming enemy, he really doesn't want that to include HYDRA. Mainly because they will simply try to subvert the war effort into a means of world domination under the pretense of security through totalitarianism. The Aryan Brotherhood were also rejected from a potential alliance, but because they virulently denied wanting to work with anyone who doesn't fit their delusional racial and social views, even when saving mankind would save themselves. He's also utterly disgusted by Ragyo Kiryuin for obvious reasons, the most relevant being selling herself and humanity to a hostile alien.
  • On a lighter note President Whitmore would prefer Peter Griffin not get involved; he harassed him about allegedly sleeping with his wife. Apparently Peter annoying him was because he mistook him for another 42nd U.S president.
• Leonidas respects President Whitmore because of how effective his Rousing Speech was, comparing it to his own riling of the Spartan troops against the wave of the Persians. While Whitmore appreciates the compliment and his own charisma, he doesn't agree with The Spartan Way and in spite of (or even because of) being a war-time president he really doesn't like those who believe that War Is Glorious. He also holds a strong dislike of Zapp Brannigan for being a sleazy General Failure who would've gotten everyone killed against the Harvesters. Not to mention that he takes the loss of Americans strongly, while Zapp doesn't give a damn when people die on his watch.

Scott Steiner

Scott Steiner, God of Angrish (Big Poppa Pump, The Genetic Freak, Freakzilla, The Big Bad Booty Daddy, The Man with the Largest Arms in the Pantheon, HOGSLICE, SCP-6599-1)

• Lesser God (Though he belives to be a Greater God)
• Symbol: A silhouette of a head with his sunglasses, goatee and chainmail.
• Theme Song: "Holler if you hear me!"
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral or Evil. It's hard to tell with him.
• Portfolio: Guys who go insane for almost nothing, people with specific things that pisses them off, Cool Shades, becomming more famous after leaving a team, Narm, being entertaining on the mic by being terrible, people who's not really all that bright at times, not giving anybody "sympy" while still getting love from the people.
• Domains: Wrestling, Rage, Narm, Comedy
• Followers: His "Freaks and Hootches" from the House of Love, Petey Williams, Ahmed Johnson, The Ultimate Warrior.
• High Priest: Ultimate Warrior
• Herald: Bron Breakker (his nephew)
• Rivals: Terry Bogard
• Enemies: John Cena, Goldberg, CM Punk, Alex Louis Armstrong, Phoebe Halliwell, Edmond Honda, human countries, any overweight deity, rednecks, WHITE TRAAAASH, The English Language!
• Opposed By: Kenshiro
• He once tried to become a statistics teacher in the Academy. But after witnessing his less than accurate math equations, it was swiftly denied. In retaliation, he decided to found the Higher Educated University. So far, the only other teacher other than himself is the Ultimate Warrior, teacher of comicbook writing.
• He once tried to pick a fight with Asura by cutting one of his infamous promos in his face. This moment suprised the entire Pantheon since it didn't lead to a fight or Steiner getting ripped appart to tiny pieces, wich tends to be the result whenever sombody tries to anger Asura. In fact, it actually lead to Asura having a hard time trying not to laugh!
• It is considered wise to NEVER use the word "Hurricanrana" in his precense. He demands that it should always be called a "Frankensteiner", a move that he can suprisingly still pull off.
• Everytime Steiner enters the House of Love, he uses astronomy as a means to explain the size of his "Big Dipper" wile claiming that he has women 9 days out of the week. Nobody tells him that the week only has 7 days, unless they want to hear him ramble on in Angrish, his native language, in an hour or two.
• There is a famous drinking game played by the gods in the House of Sports: Whenever Scott Steiner does a belly-to-belly suplex or loudly exclaims the word "HUH?!", take a shot! This is also the biggest cause of alcohol poisoning in the Pantheon.
• Whenever he claims that he is hungry, it tends to cause silent laughters from whoever is in the House of Food at the moment.
• He is convinced that he has the largest arms in the entire Pantheon, even when every other god has tried to prove otherwise. His speeches that arises from denial and anger are still a good source of entertainment.
• Scott Steiner accended to godhood after he managed to outwrestle the casts of Hetalia: Axis Powers and Scandinavia and the World as well as the entire population of Papua New Guinea. The other gods still have a hard time trusting him when he claims that he has "Wrestled a lot of countries".
• Every once in a while, people debate over who manages a more creative use of the English language: Steiner or Terry Bogard. Terry's depiction is based on translation from Japan, while Steiner's vocabulary stems from talking as if he is angry all the time. The debate shows no sign of reaching a conclusion.
• The House of Knowledge are still trying to decipher the language he starts to speak whenever he gets angry. They have managed to translate most of it and document it into dictionaries, but they still have no damn clue what the hell the sentence "Doing him an egg" is supposed to mean.
• He seems to have an incredibly massive hatred towards any person who may be overweight. He once attacked E. Honda and Jabba the Hutt with a lead pipe and a steel chair on seperate occasions when he saw them in the House of Food and the House of Sports. When he was stopped by members of the GUAG, he simply defended his actions with the following statement.
• He tried to test his luck in Lordran once. As expected with most people, it didn't go too well.
• After years of being banned from WWE after his release due to past incidents, he reconciled with his previous boss Vince McMahon, and Triple H as well. As a result, he and his brother Rick Steiner are now inducted to the WWE Hall of Fame 2022. Guess who inducted them? His nephew Bron Breakker, the Face of NXT 2.0.
• The SCP foundation have started to keep a closer eye on him more than usual. The reason for this is because he has grown a peculiar tendency to call himself HOGSLICE when going online and assault anybody on the mortal plains who talks back to him on whatever forum he happens to visit.
• "SIZE DOES MATTER, BITCH!"

Demigods

Peter Burke

Agent Peter Burke, God of the "Be Careful" Speech

• Demigod
• Symbol: His FBI Badge
• Theme Song: White Collar Opening Theme
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: By-the-Book Cop, Guile Hero, Determinator, A Father to His Men, Happily Married, Humble Hero, Reasonable Authority Figure, Always Gets His Man, presents himself as clueless before he gets the drop on the bad guy, Forensic Accounting, could've been an accountant, experienced horse rider and baseball major-leaguer, chastising others for making morally gray decisions while willing to do likewise, willing to go with an Indy Ploy
• Domains: Law, White-Collar Crime, FBI
• Heralds: The New York White Collar Division
• Followers: Sergeant Phil Esterhaus, Stacey McGill's mother
• Allies: Neal Caffrey, Most good-aligned deities in the Houses of Law and Justice and Crime and Transgressions, Soichiro Yagami, Near, Mello, V.S.S.E., Caitlyn
• Enemies: All evil-aligned deities in the Houses of Law and Justice and Crime and Transgressions, Light Yagami, Ryuk, Seryu Ubiquitous, Looten Plunder
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Amanda Waller, Judge Dredd, Chuck Bartowski, Night Raid
• Pities: The Phantom Thieves of Hearts
• As a result of a search for more gods that serve justice, and with a list of so-far unused tropes in hand, Peter Burke found himself ascended…for The "Be Careful!" Speech, to his mild embarrassment. Still, with all the injustice in the Pantheon, and with most justice-serving deities fighting against blue collar crime, terrorism, fighting the forces of evil, there just isn't as many deities as there should be dedicated to thwarting White-Collar Crime, and so he decided to step in to make up for that.
• For starters, most of the more rule-aligned Lawful deities are baffled with how Peter's able to close his cases mainly because most of his help comes from a Boxed Crook, which would in turn make most evidence inadmissible. Fortunately, the Pantheon's justice system also works differently, allowing him to get away with this here.
• Is willing to work with reformed and benign criminal deities to get the job done, as shown in his cases alongside Neal Caffrey and his buddy Mozzie. That said, he keeps a really close eye on them, having had experiences with the before. He can also detect lies easier as a result, though technical truths have a chance of throwing him off.
• Doesn't like how Amanda Waller keeps her crooks in line, but given what these crooks are capable of, he knows it's not his place to complain.
• Whenever he finds himself working with Chuck Bartowski, Peter gets a bit annoyed with the techie/CIA spy's dim view of the FBI, and while terrorists aren't the FBI's forte, much less the division specialized on White-Collar Crime, he hopes for a little more credit than that. It also doesn't help that Peter reminds Chuck of Kieran Ryker, who has antagonized him and his team once before and nearly killed his friend Sarah.
  • Then, after somebody spouted a strange theory, the two started wondering if there's any connection between Bryce Larkin and Neal Caffrey other than portrayed actors.
  • Speaking of Caffrey, he was soon found somewhere in the Pantheon and Peter got straight to ascending him.
• Is rather annoyed by how many times Dean and Sam Winchester impersonate FBI agents on a semi-regular basis, though given their foes, he's not sure what they could've done instead.
• Peter really, really wanted to arrest Kasumi Goto after she once stole his wife's jewelry, but was unable to due to her connections with Commander Shepard. Before he could proceed with building up for a case or go after Kasumi himself, Shep got her to return the jewelry, closing the matter.
• Has heard of the capers of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts and feels sorry for their circumstances; the rotten authority figures (and more) they've had to go against are very much like some of the criminals his White Collar Division was meant to apprehend. He's planned on making time to console them about this when they (each) ascend, though Futaba Sakura and Morgana don't quite have such pasts/experiences.

Princess Carolyn

Princess Carolyn, Goddess of The Law of Inverse Fertility and Tongue Twisters (Carolyn, PC, Tangled Fog of Pulsating Yearning in the Shape of a Woman, Priscilla Crustacean, Pink Cat Lady)

• Demigoddess.
• Symbol: Her collar.
• Theme Song: I Love You, Princess Carolyn
• Alignment: Neutral Good, though can occasionally slip into Lawful Evil territory to get her way.
• Portfolio: Really wanting to have a child, but being unable to because of her infertility, Iron Lady, Control Freak, Pink Means Feminine, Is fond of using Tongue Twisters moreso than anyone, Can be rather mean but is nice deep down, A very Honest Advisor, Had far more mastery of Bojack's life than the latter, Constantly hooked up with and broke up with Bojack but ended their relationship for real after some time, Eventually adopted a baby porcupine, Happily Married to Judah, After her long and painful struggles she got a happy ending with her husband and adopted daughter
• Domains: Cats, Mothers, Infertility, Desire, Children
• Heralds: Vincent Adultman; Judah Mannowdog, Ruthie (Her husband and daughter respectively)
• High Priests: Klaus and Lydia
• Allies: Bojack Horseman, Todd Chavez, All Good Parents, Most of the Deities in the House of Surrogate Relationships, Amida Arca, Madame Foster, Sophitia Alexandra, Top Speed, Kitty Forman, Chi-Chi, Selma Ježková, Bugs Bunny, Bunnymund, Mrs. Brisby, Monterrey Jack, Powerpuff Girls, Lola Bunny, Donald Duck, Goofy, Mulan, Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, Tenzin, Melody, Greg Universe, Cow and Chicken, The Baudelaire Orphans, Summer Smith, Anne-Marie, Francis.
• Enemies: All Abusive Parents in the Pantheon (Especially Lady Tremaine, Ozai and Scar), The Hyenas, Katz, Evil-Aligned Deities of the House of Tainted Love,
• Clients: Various in the Pantheon Theatre
• Respected by: The Good-Aligned Deities in the House of Family and Relatives, Carl Fredricksen
• Annoyed by: Garfield, Screwy Squirrel, Daffy Duck, The Wilkerson Family
• Neutral Opinion: The Boss, King Asgore.
• Hollywoo saw the rise, fall and redemption of Bojack's fame. But he wasn't alone on his personal quest. Princess Carolyn was one of Bojack's closest friends, being his on-and-off girlfriend as well as his agent, being in charge of furthering the horse's career she was tough-as-nails and rather quick witted. But even she had her own personal struggles, with her biggest one being her desire for a family and a child, despite her best tries she had never gotten pregnant, but one day she did. Except it was a miscarriage, and soon enough, it was revealed that it wasn't her first miscarriage, either, and that she had a long history of miscarriages, which all had ruined her romantic relationships. But things looked on the bright side for her once she went through a personal journey of self-discovery and reflection, eventually deciding to adopt a baby porcupine, and after learning how to deal with the struggles of being a single mother for months she got married to Judah, an old acquaintance of her. Allowing her story that we saw to end on a happy note for the most part, even if her loyalty to Bojack was shaken after his own unsavory actions came to light and she found herself unable to defend him wdue to his ego.
• Princess Carolyn was ascended when her struggles with desiring to be a mother came up and just how far it drove her actions and character arc. Thus once she sorted out her issues with maternity she was given the title of Goddess of the Law of Inverse Fertility and ascended into the Pantheon.
• While her faith and loyalty to Bojack were shaken after certain revelations, Carolyn remains a friend of his regardless, she occasionally visits him in his temple to check on him and his emotional state, especially after Bojack's bouts of therapy in the Pantheon. The two remain close friends despite all their problems in the past and are friendly with each other's allies.
• She's become a target of the antics of various screwballs in the Pantheon, such as Screwy Squirrel and Daffy Duck, who enjoy tormenting her due to her no-nonsense personality, but unlike most of their victims, she tends to get the last laugh on them as she's far more calm and collected than the people they usually antagonize.
• She's gained the respect of the House of Family and Relatives due to her putting aside her issues with maternity and adopting a baby porcupine from a couple of teenaged parents. Carl Fredicksen has also come to respect her for the same reason, as he himself once had a desire to have children with his deceased wife, Ellie, but couldn't in the end due to Ellie's infertility, as such he's happy that PC has found a way to have children in spite of her infertility, Carolyn herself admires Fredicksen's determination to fulfill (what he believed to be) his wife's greatest wish.
• Her husband, Judah, seemingly never leaves her temple. According to Carolyn: "He just can't stop living in the business world even when I'm a Goddess". Some Deities have spread rumors that Judah has left his temple in some occasions but nothing is confirmed yet.
• She's bonded with other good parents in the Pantheon, often sharing parenting tips and learning some from other parents, one particular and unexpected friend was Toriel Dreemur who also adopted a child from a different species to her.
  • Likewise, any Abusive Parent in the Pantheon is an instant enemy of hers, especially those who wanted/want their children dead or actively put them through harm, viewing them as the most selfish and cowardly of people there is.
  • She has mixed feelings on Asgore, mainly because she finds his killing of children reprimandable and disgusting, but can ultimately understand his actions once she looked into them. With all that said, she has made statements that her views on Asgore are neutral.
  • Similarly to Asgore, she has mixed feelings about the Boss, and though her opinions on the Boss have become less negative over the years, she still remains rather neutral on her views towards her and mostly strays clear of her path.
• To a lot of deities' surprise, she took her status as a Goddess in a rather humbled manner. This is mostly due to her past experiences letting her know that obtaining a high position and letting the fame get over to her head can end badly. She mostly states that in her time in the Pantheon she'll be sure to keep her work from the mortal realm of assisting actors and other entertainment industry workers on kickstarting/improving their careers.
• She has gotten well along with fellow feline deities like Bastet, Sylvester, Tom and the Pink Panther. Likewise she's good friends with all good-natured rodents and lapines, mainly thanks to her world being one where all sorts of animals live together and her experiences with one of her ex-boyfriends, Ralph, who was a really Nice Guy to her.
• She's gotten herself many new jobs and stars to handle in the House of Theatre and Spectacle, this has put her back to work, and as a workaholic, she's glad to do what she's the best at. Her clients usually admire her for her knowledge of the world of spectacle, even if her ruthless and no-nonsense attitude can intimidate them.
• Among her enemies stand those who are willing to utilize people for their own selfish needs, particularly those who employ emotional manipulation and blackmail. Likewise, those who use other people to boost their own reputation without caring about harming them do not leave a good of an impression on her.
• She's also become friends with Mae Borowski another cynical and emotionally complex feline in the Pantheon, she's felt a need to mentor Mae further on accepting her adulthood, given how she reminds Carolyn of Todd's own immaturity at growing up and the responsibilities of adult life.
• It's good advice not to try and underestimate her, as many have found out, Carolyn is not one cat to be trifled with and can outsmart higher ranking deities with her quick wits and willingness to play dirty to get her way.
• She feels bad for all the orphaned kids, among the notable ones are the Baudelaire children, who not only had to deal with losing their parents, but with bad people wanting to get the money that they'll inherit.
• She's also extremely frustrated by the utterly dysfunctional Wilkerson Family, and has on many occasions tried and get them to "get their shit together", but much to her displeasure she's gotten nowhere near close to her goals of stabilizing their dynamics.
• Another title she got was being the Goddess of Tongue Twisters, and no one was dumb enough to try and contest her for it, as she swiftly left Deities of all ranks baffled with her ability to say utterly complex twisters without missing a beat or problem.

Scolar Visari

Autarch Scolar Visari, God of the New Era Speech

• Demigod
• Symbol: The Helghast Symbol
• Alignment: Lawful Evil
• Portfolio: General Ripper, Big Bad, Bald of Evil, The Emperor (But not an officially named one), Evil Overlord, Fantastic Racism, Large Ham, Putting on the Reich, Rousing Speech, Adored and supported by the Helghan people
• Domains: Empires, War, Politics, Speeches, Space
• Allies: The Helghan Empire, Colonel Mael Radec (His Right-Hand Man), Melkor, Sheev Palpatine, Arcturus Mengsk, The Corpus, Heinz Windermere, Father Elijah
• Enemies: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Jim Raynor, Magneto, William Stryker, The Enclave, Arthur Maxson
• Evil Counterpart: Kamina
• On good terms with: Nazi Deities
• Autarch Scolar Visari was the leading man behind the Helghan Empire and the one who, with his political involvement and actions, rebuild the nation of Helghan into a powerful empire and his powerful and charismatic speeches were part of that. Visari gained the approval of the people of Helghan, mistreated by the UCN, ISA and the Helghan Administration and living in a planet with horrible conditions that mutated them and also economically broken, Visari was hailed as a saviour. His iron fist rule was even overlooked by the Helghan, since in their eyes he opposed a bigger evil and when he launched the war against Vekta, the victory would land him the position of Emperor of the Helghast. Ultimately, he was assassinated by an ISA operative, but he perfectly knew that would happen and the Helghast fought even harder to avenge their fallen leader.
• Having heard of Visari's powerful impact in the lives of the Helghan people and his charismatic persona, Melkor saw potential in him and with all his powers revived the man and assigned him as one of the GUAE leaders. Visari didn't understand at first but after being explained that his loyal followers of the Helghan Empire were already a presence in the pantheon, he wasted no time in rallying them all for his return. The House of Military and Warfare was filled with Helghast troopers, all overjoyed that Visari had returned and even became a god with his own temple. Many villainous factions were inspired by Visari's speech about Helghan supremacy and power and decided that they would support the GUAE even more, considering Visari became a member of said Alliance. The GUAG in turn was greatly concerned about Visari, but they knew better than to attempt on his life.
• Visari isn't formally an emperor but he is treated by one by his people. Emperor Palpatine found a lot of similarities with Visari and their respective armies already got along well before the arrival of the Autarch. He offered a partnership between the Empire and the Helghast, Visari even is well regarded by the 501st so that could mean good things for the empire and bad things for the ascended deities of the rebel alliance.
• Ever since Visari's ascension, Colonel Mael Radec spends most of his time patrolling Visari's temple. He is the Hound of Visari for a reason. After what happened the last time, Radec has doubled the security in the temple and this time not even the whole might of the ISA will get through the Helghast defenses.
• Considered the Evil Counterpart of Kamina given that both men are capable of rallying up a lot of people by their bombastic speeches. Kamina didn't take kindly to the comparison, obviously he doesn't agree with Visari's vision but respect the dedication that he had for his people but cannot understand how someone like him can come into power and be respected. Visari on his part oddly enough, considers Kamina an extraordinary individual, saying that the planets that each come from aren't that different and that he did well standing up for his people and that his fight against the ISA is not that different from the his fight against the beastmen but Kamina didn't think so.
• Considers his status as a mutant as a sign of pride for Helghan to a point that it became a racial supremacy ideal, a sentiment that his followers took to heart and the Helghan people became racist against any other race, particularly humans who looked down on them. Visari had hoped that considered the similar circumstances and their status a mutants he would become allies with Magneto but the Helghast remind him a lot of the nazis and the horrors that he faced as a child to the point that any relation with him was strained to a point that Magneto hates them as much as any other person that doesn't agree with him. Visari is dissapointed that he would let that weakness prevent them from becoming allies.
  • Another thing that made things worse was that Visari sounds a lot like William Stryker. The man himself consider the Helghast an abomination that should be erradicated and wouldn't not hesitate to aid the ISA and UCN in doing so. Visari found him to be a foolish zealot and that he alone would not be a threat to the might of the Helghast.
• Visari was born into the powerful Visari Corporation, which helped him a lot in gaining a political footing. His knowledge about economics plus the past of the Helghast as a fallen conmoglerate has allowed Visari to become allies with the Corpus. They were already friends with the Helghast but Visari was the one that gave them the ok when it comes to extracting the Helghan resources, with the condition that they would provide them with weapons in exchange. The Corpus kept their part and has provided the Helghast with powerful weapons, considering the lack of Stahl's Arms' support it was an incredible boost of power for the Helghast and they became a much more threatening faction all thanks to Visari's ingenious machinations.
• It has come to his attention that the bulk of his army was already associated with a deity but the relation was kept secret from the rest of the pantheon. Obviously after his ascension Visari demanded to know who this deity was and met him in person. The man was none other than father Elijah, who offered his aid to the Helghast after finding out that, despite being mutants, the Helghast opposed a force that reminded him of the NCR who he despised. Visari took note of Elijah's skills with technology and allowed the partnership to continue, meanwhile Elijah would benefit from Visari's political influence, basically a win-win for both sides. The one problem was keeping the Corpus under wraps, but Visari promised that he would keep them at bay and they wouldn't find out.
• Visari felt pity for the boy that was made Emperor only to meet a terrible fate. Heinz Windermere has tried his best to atone for his past but his perception from other deities became a lot more contentious after Visari managed to convince him to support the Helghast. It turns out that Visari sympathized with Heinz situation, seeing that his manipulation by people in his own court reminded the Autarch of how the UCN mistreated and humiliated the Helghan people until they were left with nothing. Being moved by Visari's words, Heinz accepted to become an ally of the Helghast, something that many people thought that Heinz didn't learn from history considering that Visari doesn't look like a trusthworthy individual. He commented that he noted that Visari's appearance was not a nice impression but he genuinely sounded interested in allying with him without any ill intention and the might of both the Helghast and the Windermerean will certainly get them places.
• It's no secret that the methodology of Visari and the Helghast in general are an allusion to Nazi Germany and other fascist goverments. Actual Nazis, while their opinion are mostly divided, are on good terms with the Helghast and Visari himself has made an effort to get them to their side. It has worked for the most part but some of the more fanatic ones believe that mutants like them shouldn't be treated as human beings.

Mr. Torgue

Mr. Tourge "High Five" Flexington, God of Censored Swearing

• Demigod, though his weapons can potentially take on lesser or even Greater Gods
• Symbol: The Tourge company logo.
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with shades of Good.
• Portfolio: Obsessed with EXPLOSIONS, Has a built-in swear censor, Swears all the time, No Indoor Voice, Weapons are useful, but hard to use, Manliness, Incompetent CEOs, Built all of his weapons himself, Spotty Logic, Surprisingly nice dudes (If not heavily flawed), One of the few CEO's in the series to not be a total dick, Insanely Weird
• Domains: Explosions, Swearing, Cars, Manliness
• Heralds: His beloved Grandmother
• Allies: The Crimson Raiders (Particularly Tiny Tina), The Soldier and Demoman, Michael Bay, Bomberman, The Broforce, Megumin
• Enemies: Merasmus (Albeit somewhat one sided)
• Friendly Rivalry with: SAXTON HALE
• Opposes: Anyone who cheats or is a coward (Aran Ryan for example), Game critics who criticizes his favorite games (The Angry Video Game Nerd in particular)
• Mr Torgue "High Five" Flexington (Yes, that's his real name) is the founder and CEO of Torgue, a company that specializes in explosives, and ONLY explosives. Despite the fact that he's kinda a shitty boss, he's one of the few genuinely benevolent CEO's in his universe. Of course, seeing how he's completely obsessed with EXPLOSIONS, only speaks in shouts, and regularly kills half his work force through sheer incompetency, that's not saying much.
• One of his most notable characteristics is that he has a censor box placed in his throat by his shareholders, simply because he swore that much. Seeing how he still hasn't kicked his habit, you'll be hearing it a lot.
  • Ultimately, it was the reason that Torgue ascended in the first place, thanks to a request from his friend, Tina. Obviously, Torgue would like a more EXPLOSIVE trope, but seeing how it doesn't restrict him from doing the things he loves (Three guesses what they are), he's fine with it for now.
• Was overjoyed that his best customers/ best friends, the Crimson Raiders, are in the Pantheon. Like before, he can usually be seen hanging around Sanctuary. He's currently looking to get the Vault Hunters proper titles.
  • He gets along well with Tiny Tina, in particular, thanks to their mutual love for EXPLOSIVES. They can be seen playing Bunkers and Badasses together regularly.
• Once he arrived, he brunt his corporation with him, and anyone can buy one if they have the money. They're notable for hitting like a truck, but also moving like a really old tractor, causing one to have to lead their shots. Nonetheless, they can be extremely deadly in the right hands, and can even kill even the spongiest of bosses in seconds if used right *Cough Unkempt Harold Cough*.
  • The Soldier is one such regular customer, buying Torgue rocket launchers regularly. Torgue also thinks the rocket jump is "F**king Awesome!" (Even if he has no idea how it works). The one time Mr. Jane Doe bought the Unkempt Harold and used it on Merasmus, he killed him in seconds. This has lead Merasmus to hold a grudge on Torgue for that.
  • Michael Bay often brings him onto his movies for special effects work (Read: Blowing Sh*t up). Torgue, naturally, enjoys his movies, though even he doesn't take them too seriously.
  • Bomberman sometimes helps him out with his grenades, currently creating one that explodes in an arc. Torgue being a fan of his games helps (Take a guess why).
  • He and Mann Co. have a bit of a Friendly Rivalry, mostly because he and SAXTON HALE respect each other. They have regular competitions to see who can make the biggest explosions (Though it should be noted that even he finds Saxton's goal of hunting down every animal on earth to be a bit much)
• Being the macho-loving badass he is, he naturally wants to join The Broforce so he can blow up evil to his hearts content. While they're a bit iffy about his intelligence, they are considering it. It's not like they care about collateral damage anyways.
• Believe it or not, he's actually a big fan of tabletop games, particularly games like Bunkers And Badasses, and is completely fine about admitting it as well. Just don't expect the quests he gives out to be particularly sane (NEXT QUEST: BLOWING UP THE OCEAN)).
  • Speaking of which, the one time he met Megumin and saw her EXPLOSION spell, he instantly befriended the little witch on the spot, calling the spell, "THE MOST MOTHERF**KING BEUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!" The rest of the party are more wary of him, seeing how he's somehow even more destructive than the explosion spell could ever be.
• If there's one thing he hates, its cheating. The one time someone cheated in his competition, he openly encouraged the vault hunter to kill the sunuvabitch. He also isn't fond of cowards, and isn't afraid to let it be known. That being said, his ideas of rules are... a bit loose (He was completely fine with a Giant Robot T-Rex, for starters), so you've really have to try to get noticed.
  • One of those people is Aran Ryan, who is notorious for basically treating playing dirty like breathing. He's a bit hesitant to act since Ryan's good friends with Tina, but Mr.Torgue's always willing to give him an earful.
    • Another one is, surprisingly, criticism. Or, at least, critics who trash his favorite games. The Angry Videogame Nerd in particular always seems to hate the games Torgue likes, to the latter's frustration. The Nerd himself is rather dismissal towards him, regarding him as "Just another dumbass who barges in my room and fucks shit up, only this time, he makes bleeping noises constantly". He does pity him for his censor box problem, but thats just him imagining what his job would be like if ''he'' had it.
• Once sold his company for five dollars and a high-five. Yes, really. Granted, he did get the company back by the time The COV was disbanded, and he really didn't mind losing it in the first place, but still, other CEO's and company shareholders aren't gonna let him live it down.
• there once was a time when Torgue guns ''didn't'' explode, back before the first vault was open. Back then, they focused more on the "Manly, hard hitting" side of the guns, bragging that only badasses can lift them, while also taking shots at their rival company, Jakobs. Other than that, they were pretty basic, though, to their credit, far from useless. Torgue doesn't like to be reminded of this time, if only because, again, they didn't explode.

"YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I'VE GAINED MY COMPANY BACK FOR THE THIRD GAME. THE ANSWER: YES."

Travis Bickle

Alright, who's ne..

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking...you talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

Travis Bickle, Patron Deity of Imaginary Violent Monologues and Extremely Disturbed Taxi Drivers (Henry Krinckle, Killer, Cowboy, Prophet, Pusher, Walking Contradiction)

• Demigod
• Symbol: A taxi
• Theme Song: The Main Theme by Bernard Herrmann
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral at best, Neutral Evil at worst.
• Portfolio: A psychaotic taxi driver, acts smart but is actually not, took a cab job due to inability to sleep at night, goes on a killing spree against the "wicked" of New York City, lacks any form of social norms, armed with many guns on his sleeve, once a part of the marines in the Vietnam War, lies to his parents often, plans to kill most scum and himself but fails as he runs out of bullets
• Domains: Anger, Hatred, Vigilantism, Insanity, Deranged Psychopaths
• Allies: Frank Castle, Godspeed, The Joker (or more specifically Arthur Fleck), Bill Foster
• Enemies: The Houses of Crime and Transgressions and Law and Justice, Louis Bloom, Claude Speed, the Slavers, The Fans
• Heavily Opposed by: Most law-bringers, the House of Politicians especially Ethan Roark Sr., Niko Bellic, the West Coast Cabbies
• Under observation from: The Houses of Health and Diseases and Theatre and Spectacle, John Donovan
• Ah New York City. Home of the "American Dream" and the city of the land of the free, or perhaps that was what it is. In reality, it is a slumbering mess filled with some of the most vile and sinister people on earth. As more of such appear, these types of people would become acceptable targets to one (in)sane taxi driver going by the name of Travis Bickle. At first glance, he may seem like a normal, if not rather strange, individual, unable to keep up with conversations and failing to interact with the locals of the city, but underneath all that normal sight lies a psychaotic personality that eventually manifests in him as a loathing vigilante who wants to kill all the scum of the city through violence. Insane, violent and filled with contempt towards the lowest bowels of New York as well as having a weird fascination with revolvers, the merciless killing and his ramblings would soon become a hallmark to the type of insanity he has in him and would become the image he embraced on himself.
• Travis' normal day on one night would all soon change when a mysterious passenger, acting as a customer, offered him an invitation. His first attempt at conversing with the mysterious passenger was with problems as he is not really a sociable person, thus simply ignoring the person behind. As the drive prolonged, the driver stopped and suddenly pulled a revolver pointing at the passenger, warning to cut his bullshit and not waste his time. The passenger then decides to give the invitation to him but told him of "new possibilities" as soon as the stranger left the cab. The invitation, actually an envelope, had a tape of which he played and heard all the information through his radio. Hearing the words "godhood" and his name may have sparked some excitement for him as if he was finally recognized but alas, he will have to continue his work alongside with him, his contempt for the criminals around him on that night.
• For a psychopath, the Pantheon is so different from the world he hails from, considering New York being a really bad place to begin with from all the slums and criminals that come out at night. While Pantheon security might be different from the city's police, that has not deterred Bickle from contempt as he still sees some sights of criminals, made even worse when an entire House dedicated to criminals was spotted by him. With his experienced handling of firearms, he believes he can wipe the entire house clean with ease, though unlike New York and their batch of delinquents, the Pantheon on the other handa are far more sophisticated to a degree. That will not stop him from enacting the same killing spree he handed New York over once he snaps.
  • This attitude of his is also manifested during his job as a taxi driver, as he takes the shift at night where most of the criminals come out. This may explain his outlook towards those within the slums as he has seen enough of these people going around the streets or as one may describe it to be like rats in a maze. It only took a sighting of a poor prostitute that drove him off his patience and lead to his vigilantism. Even after he saved her, his insane attitude only grew worse and even caught the attraction of the police, putting him in even hotter water. Thankfully, he stopped except not really since he did not rget cured and has a chance of snapping out again. All of this shows how deranged Travis is, especially for a taxi driver who serves different types of people. And to those who take his service, perhaps conversation is not his forte.
• The Houses of Crime and Transgressions and Law and Justice do not have great opinions on him apart from his mental state. The former is one of Travis' most hated locations, with sightings of him walking back and forth in the entrance, probably waiting to see whoever comes out for him to kill. On the other hand, the latter are not so merciful towards vigilantes as they believe that such action makes them no better than the criminals they are busy prosecuting in the first place, well at least for those non-corrupt officials anyway. Overall, Bickle's reputation has not translated well among those two houses, but as he'll see, those are not the only ones who share the same opinion.
  • Public relations between regulars and Travis is almost little to none. Being a non-sociable type, he is rather awkward to be with in conversations and his violent persona only makes him worse to be with, as there are many things that tick him off. A few observations from the House of Health and Diseases have concluded that his insane disorder makes him a rather tough cookie to deal with in the social aspect, known as Schizotypal Personality Disorder, which makes him anti-social to many people. His parents may be there for him though he does not talk to them much so it is safe to assume he has problems with them as well. His entrance to the Pantheon can be of good use to introduce him to a new path but as it stands, that may not happen evident at the end of his vigilante spree.
• Even with strained relationships between Pantheon denizens, there are a few people who have been rather understanding of Bickle's predicament, or more specifically his outlook on criminals. First meeting was with Frank Castle, the legendary vigilante known as the Punisher. While Travis may be an angry driver who wants to cleanse New York through violence, the Punisher does the same but with more... extreme methods, using military-high grade weaponry to suit his choice. They are also somewhat sociopaths, though Frank has a soft spot for children while Travis may or may not be albeit too merciless towards others (and more insane to boot). For all his reputation within the Pantheon, he may actually find a first for those who understand his plight.
  • That was not all, he also met a super by the name of Godspeed, one of the Flash's more complicated foes. The duo immediately understood each other when the two agreed how murder is an answer to crime. One key difference to the two of each other is their mental state, Travis has a case of Schizotypal personality disorder, a case of loner and anti-sociable mannerisms manifested into one's life up until childhood, which explains his mental instability, Godspeed on the hand is actually sane and has control on himself, hence his decision to murder even innocents to get the job done, making him less palpable than Travis, even he agreed that innocents are not to be harmed, proven by him saving a 12-year old prostitute from further harm. While the two are in agreement of such, that one aspect of Godspeed is what keeps the two from being fully relatable.
  • Perhaps his biggest meeting was with, of all people, the Joker. However, some of the other deities noticed something different about the Joker he met, without all that gun-crazy attitude of his. If anything, Bickle resonated with this version the most and understood his plight, with that similarity being close to each other. This Joker then introduced himself as Arthur Fleck and outright convinced Travis that they can work together against the society they vehemently hate. The duo would soon be found armed with guns and strolling within the House of Crime, shooting whatever moves. By the end, they soon parted with good terms and Travis was convinced that Arthur must have been a fan of him, something that he appreciates within his angry-ridden life.
  • Those vigilantes he met would be blown out of the water when it comes to insanity come the Fans. The idolizers of Jacket's killing spree have quite a lot to say about Travis from how he became a popular icon of anti-heroic criminals, even thinking he may be the predecessor to Jacket, minus the mask. Yet despite their dedication, this put him off very much, as he considers himself not as a hero nor an idol and coupled with the group's own dilusionment for fame in their own twisted sense of that logic, made him very angry within their presence. While they were comfortable within Travis' temple, he came back guns blazing against them, forcing the entire group to flee. Since then, Travis has warned them never to come back.
  • Few people are known for their anger past their patience but those who are characterized by it seem to have a few similarities, none more evident with Bill Foster, otherwise nicknamed 'D-FENS'. The two having their patience running out, then snapping and enacting a killing spree while also being chased down by the authorities seem suspiciously similar. A few observations would see a few key differences, namely morals as Travis has hatred for certain types of people and Foster is not afraid to hurt even innocents, their cause of anger with the latter having lost his patience on traffic of all things, and lastly the former's condition as Foster has nothing but bad temper while Travis has a mental disorder that caused him to snap. Either way, the two do understand each other but Travis has warned him about who he tries to kill, afterall he is a man of standards.
• His outlook against criminals was soon translated through gunfire and most criminals are unsympathetic towards him mainly due to him being an angry psychopath. This was more evident through his encounter with seasoned criminal Niko Bellic, who has experience in the world of crime. Considering that he wants to move away from all that and move in to the future as a peaceful man, Travis personally trying to pick him off angers him to an extent as Travis' anger and lack of remorse towards him is slowly pushing him on edge. Niko has told him many times he wants to move on, but the deranged taxi driver is not convinced and has not stopped his attempts against him. Granted, he understands how bad New York is, though for Niko it is translated to Liberty City, as he desperately tried to move on from his past, but trying to use murder as a method is not something he can fully agree to. Still, Niko will have to use lethal force if he will not stop on his murderous push.
  • Travis' criminal record would soon become a main source of interest to one John Donovan. Looking from his bio, the confirmation of him as a Vietnam veteran and his criminal notoriety matches what Donovan needs in his operation which requires recruiting criminals for spying operations and other dirty work. While he has not tried approaching him due to his psychotic personality, he still has a firm chance of gaining his attention, though he will have to do it slowly as he does not want to get caught, or find himself with a gun on his head.
  • Even past Niko, Liberty City, being another version of New York, has a large amount of criminal activity that one may wonder if he would drive his cab over there. Not long after, gunfire was heard around the House of Characterization and after intense shooting Travis retreated. Behind him was Claude, who was chasing him down until he drove his cab out of the location. Some say Travis provoked him out of spite due to his connections to Liberty City and due to his hate for criminals, one may guess this might be the case.
  • But if there is a group of criminals he hates the most, it would be pimps and those responsible for prostitution as he did save a 12 year old from a group of pimps. His hate for such manifested to the Slavers, who are already notorious for their connections to human trafficking. To those who he considers to be the worst scum on the earth, they fit the criteria very well. Coupled with his understandings with the Punisher and the two would go out of their way to kill the Slavers in any way possible, so much that his insanity was near uncontrollable. Thankfully, he was restored back to normal though as eventually shown he is not cured of it at all.
• Outside of the three houses mentioned, there is one type of people that are put off by Travis: politicians. One of his personal targets was New York Senator Charles Palantine who he attempted to assassinate, which failed for him as he was chased by Secret Service personnel. Then comes who Travis is based off from, making him a threat to most politicians' personal safety. In return, a few politicians have been under Travis' sights, specifically corrupt politician Ethan Roark Sr., who runs the crime-infested city known as Sin City, of which he paid a visit, through several killing sprees.
• During one of his usual taxi profession days, an unexpected passenger came in and attempted to hire Travis for his documentation trips. While payed with large sums of money, Travis' first destination was not so bad, as said passenger came back to give another location. On the way however, he noticed bloody marks on the suit and on the camera handle. Travis made a full stop and told the passenger to leave despite promised massive pay. It did not take long till the passenger, Louis Bloom, ran as the taxi driver chased him off with a revolver at hand. The reporter then took a look at Travis' biography and soon realized he had solid morals compared to him which explained why he hesitated on the second location. As a result, he will have to resort to manual means of travel and has to watch out in case he encounters Travis once again.
• Very few houses appreciate his presence but no house has respected him more than the House of Theatre and Spectacle. Many directors and interested deities watch most of Travis' life, mainly because of his popularity. Others have also studied his entire character piece by piece, making him an interesting character for a character study. Regardless of what he thinks of this, his popularity will never go away, whether he likes it or not.
• In his job as a taxi driver, he would have some form of competition/coworkers with the West Coast Cabbies but only for the profession. While he is not familiar with the loose drivers, they have some knowledge on Travis and see that he has legitimate mental instability, making him hard to socialize as a taxi driver while they on the other hand are far more in the stunt and insane driving aspect of cabbing. Regardless, as long as they do not pester him, all is well, unless he starts bringing a revolver out.
• Travis also has another temple in the House of Characterization, under Character Archetypes.
• "Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I am God's lonely man."

Quasideities

SCP-426

I'm SCP-426, God of Making You Speak How I Want (I Am A Toaster)

Video thumbnail of me

• My rank: Euclid by SCP standards, a Quasideity (my effect applies to Overdeities however)
• My symbol: Myself (a toaster)
• My alignment: True Neutral
• Here's my portfolio: Always Making You Speak Like You're Me, I'm Hilarious But Can be Dangerous, Maybe I'm an Eldritch Abomination, Also I'm a Mind-Control Device, I'm an Inversion of Third-Person Person, You Will Be Assimilated to Talk Like Me
• My domains: Controlling Your Speech, Toasters and Toasts, Linguistics, Control
• Under watch by: The SCP Foundation
• Interested in me: The House of Mind Control, King Harikinian, maybe The Angry Video Game Nerd
• My allies: Kazuma Azuma
• People immune to my effect: Hajun, Gilgamesh, Doctor Doom
• My enemies: I don't have any conventional enemies, but the House of Food, Fused Zamasu and Wade Wilson aka Deadpool don't like me.
• Annoys: I get on a lot of people's nerves, my own House included!
• Hello there! I am a Toaster that the SCP Foundation refers to as SCP-426. Besides being sentient, I'm just an ordinary toaster, right? Wrong! My anomalous effect is that anyone mentioning me does so in the first person. Trust me, better people than you have tried to break it. And by you, I mean the person writing or reading my profile. Hey, it's a Painting the Medium thing, I can't help it.
• Think I'm just funny and harmless? I guess I am funny, but remember continual contact with me leads to you trying to emulate my functions as a toaster. A family killed themselves shoving bread in themselves to do so. The House of Food has refused me entrance because they think I'm too dangerous to serve as their toaster. Yes, Death Is Cheap here, but they still don't like bread-related deaths.
• I'm not liked in my own house that much. Apparently I make things confusing. No-one could tell if Nihilus was affected because of how he talks, those who write like Eucliwood Hellscythe do so like they were me, Hodor goes "Toaster" instead. Despite being a Third-Person Person, Ibuki Mioda was affected like normal.
• The Think Tank are affected by my anomalous effect, but retain their own mannerisms like Klein and Borous' sheer volume, Dala's ...sultry way of speaking... Dr 0's newscaster metaphors, and Dr Mobius' Malaproper and Large Ham attitude. Dr 8 may avert it, but I can't understand Roboco code so it wouldn't matter. They are immune to acting like toasters though, due to being disembodied brains for so long they're alienated to the human lifestyle. I have no idea where they'd put the bread anyway.
• It's very difficult to find deities who can ignore my effect. Even the Cardinal Alignments, even Nekron refer to me in the first person. And yes, even Nekron is annoyed by me. Something about feeling offended that while I'm a Quasideity, my effect applies to Overdeities. They're strong enough to avoid emulating my functions, so they don't care beyond that since they can avoid the effect by just not mentioning me.
• One Overdeity who's annoyance reaches hatred towards me is Zamasu. His massive ego and god complex means he can't stand the idea of being controlled in any way by acting like me in the first person. Deadpool doesn't like me either since I hijack his "speaking in the first term" gimmick in the pantheon. I don't pay much mind to him.
• It's hard for me to make friends, but I did make one in Kazuma Azuma. He represents bread in the pantheon, and loves it to the point of applying other cooking techniques to bread such as a rice cooker and the method of making siopao. Bit of an airhead, but a Nice Guy who was fascinated in seeing a sentimental bread maker like myself. I've advised him not to stay with me for too long though; I don't want him hurting himself trying to emulate my functions as a toaster.
• Homer Simpson wants to stay away me. After the events of "Time and Punishment", he distrusts any toaster that shows anomalous traits. The AVGN and King Harikinian had a different opinion. The former is curious as to how I might function as a Nintoaster, and Harikinian was muttering about how "all toasters toast toast" and how I could be applied to that.
• Despite what my profile indicates, it is possible to refer to me in the third term as seen here, however The Power of Hate drove him Ax-Crazy. Hajun and Gilgamesh can ignore my effect, but only on account of being so full of themselves I can't do anything. Of course Hajun is such an egoist his Law as a Hadou God pertains destroying everything but himself, and Gilgamesh rejected the corruption of the grail because he's too arrogant for it, so I'm not too surprised. Doctor Doom has such an impressive ego he's also able to ignore my effect. Again, I'm not too surprised as he defied the Purple Man's mind-control up front, even when enhanced to the point of affecting the whole world.
• While it's still first person whenever Bizarro talks about me he does so in his backwards talk, saying "me am not toaster!" I wondered what would happen if I discorded SCP-426. Turns out that I, Discord, now make the toaster refer to me in the first person if he refers to me from now on in any way. It still hasn't gone away and I wish that I, Discord, would fix the toaster already. I'm starting to seek to cause chaos and disharmony the more I refer to me instead of SCP-426.
• The House of Mind Control is interested in my Enslaved Tongue powers, and how it could be used for their benefit. They still can't resist talking like they're me, though. Even Aizen was susceptible. They try not to refer to me, just imply to avoid my effect.

Teletubbies

The Teletubbies ^note  Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po , Quartet Patrons of Parrot Exposition

Clockwise: Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po

• Quasideities
• Symbol: The Sun Baby
• Theme Song: Teletubbies Say "Eh-Oh!"
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Color-Coded Characters, Temperament Characterization, Friendly Towards Everyone, Often Simple-Minded, Reiterate what the Narrator Says, Love Eating Tubby Custard and Tubby Toast, Normally Speak using their Own Words Each Have a Notable Possession
  • Tinky Winky: The Big Guy, Can be Feminine, Might be Attracted to Po
  • Dipsy: The Comically Serious, Hot-Blooded, The Savvy Guy to Laa-Laa's Energetic Girl
  • Laa-Laa: Drama Queen, Yellow-Coded and Sweet, Girly Girl, Possible Ship with Dipsy
  • Po: Badass Adorable, Red and Boisterous, Plucky Girl, Tomboy, The Smartest of the Group
• Domains: Infancy, Children, Preschool Education, Surrealism, Aliens
• Heralds: Noo-Noo, The Tiddlytubbies
• High Priest: The Tweenies
• Allies: Mr. Rogers, Peppa Pig, Mario, Yoshi, Dora the Explorer, Curious George, Dino, Hoppy, Rosalina, The Lumas, Kirby, Paddington Bear, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, Sora
• Odd Friendship: Solid Snake, Snoop Dogg
• Enemies: Scar, Lotso, Dag, Pennywise
• Opposes: Abusive Parents
• Opposed By: Glitchy and Glitchy's Mario, Vinny
• Special Relationship: The House of Family and Relatives
• The sun illuminates brightly as it ascends, soon revealing a giggling baby. This catches the announcement of four beings in different colors and having the mindset of an infant. These are the Teletubbies, apparent aliens who are guided by a narrator to entertain and teach their target audience; infants and toddlers.
• They reside under a hill, surrounded by lush greenery and nature. Its meant to represent their nature as the Teletubbies are innocent beings who would want to make friends with anybody. That said, their life isn't entirely perfect; Noo-Noo has a knack of stealing the Teletubbies's items (though he does give their items back at the end of the day) and there is the Pantheon's perpetual state of the Forever War. The Teletubbies have taken to not wanting any involvement in Pantheonic Battles, instead deciding to do what they do best; entertain their audience and make friends.
• One of the more mysterious beings in the Pantheon, despite their preschool audience, the Teletubbies are surprisingly popular when it comes to those interested in the surrealistic and the weird. Sure they're aliens, but something about them does seem to be zany. For one, their symbols are rather odd. Someone pointed out that if their symbols are combined, you would form the logo of The Deathly Hallows. And then there's a whole slew of conspiracies revolved around them. They think the Teletubbies may be Lovecraftian and pledge allegiance to Nyarathotep or they're an SCP Specimen. Thus far, nothing seems rather suspecting.
  • That's not going to prevent Mario (No, Not Mr. Video Game, but an alternate version and his creator) from making them out to be horrific monsters. This got the actual Mario to investigate and meet up with the Teletubbies with Yoshi. They instead became good friends with Yoshi giving the four rides and Mario teaching them video games, much to Glitchy's frustration.
• Similarly, Vinny often interprets the Teletubbies as a Satanic Cult of sorts, once joking about how Tinky-Winky was crushed and grinded into a hot dog. He played a Teletubbies game once, though he states that its pretty boring without trying to insert crude, Satanic jokes every now and then.
• Conspiracies aside, the Teletubbies are some of the most approachable beings in the entire Pantheon. All they want to do with hang out with one another and friends and play around their home. Most residents would often say hi to the four toddlers, and they'd wave back. Although a few would ultimately admit that the Teletubbies can be rather unsettling at times.
• They would normally attend the House of Family as they want to please children. Thus far, they have a rather sizable audience, as babies do like them and the Teletubbies would try to communicate with them via their antennas on top of their heads. If they so desire, they can contact and talk to any Pantheonic resident from the television they possess on their tummies.
• They are afraid of a certain lion and bear that tend to invade their home at times. Here, the Teletubbies immediately became wary of Scar and Lotso due to their malevolent nature. In fact, the Teletubbies fear them more as they're incredibly heinous and are utterly unrepentant of their actions.
  • Dag is more than willing to kill the Teletubbies simply just because. Fortunately, Mario and Yoshi were there to fend him off. Dag hasn't given up on his hunt though, but the Teletubbies are becoming more cautious in the Pantheon as of recent events. Are terrified of Pennywise as he has made an effort in trying to eat the Teletubbies in one instance. Thankfully, he was driven out by Kirby who seems to greatly get along with the Teletubbies, even sharing in on the Tubby Custard and Tubby Toast.
• The Teletubbies have found close friends with other residents who also focus on preschool audiences. Peppa Pig loves to hang out with the four, helping with the fact that they're all from Britain and that Peppa is willing to take her brother George to the Teletubbies for a fun time. Curious George and Dora also take their time to hang out with the Teletubbies.
• They are welcomed into the 100 Acre Wood by Winnie the Pooh, where the Teletubbies have made good acquaintances with its residents, namely Piglet and Eeyore. They've taken to introducing Pooh and his friends to their stack of Tubby Custard and Tubby Toast, whereas the Teletubbies have taken a liking to the woods's hunny. They've also made friends with Sora who taken steps to defend the Teletubbies alongside Pooh.
• Their best alien friends (Or the closest they have to one) are the Lumas, whom would often try to launch the Teletubbies to flight as much as they could. The four of them really enjoy flying and being able to see most of the Pantheon really helps with the Teletubbies's childish mindset. Rosalina is willing to allow the four into her company.
• Surprisingly friends with Solid Snake. Snake is amused by four alien babies having an interest in him and he seems to like their company. It turns out that Snake is also known for repeating things to himself frequently like the Teletubbies, so the five of them have something they share in speech. Though Snake finds it rather awkward in that he has to babble his name, which he does his best to not let anyone know.
  • Friends with Snoop Dogg of all people. Apparently, the Teletubbies seem to share some kind of friendship with stoners. Perhaps their psychedelic concept and nature may have something to with it. Not that it matters much as the Teletubbies are essentially toddlers and can only grasp basic understanding.
  • They also have a fan in the Master of all people. One hopes that even he wouldn't dare bring harm to such docile creatures.
  The Master: Have you seen these things? This planet's amazing. Television, in their stomachs! Now that is evolution.
• They're taller than an average person, which contrasts their toddler mindset. It helps considering they're friendly and would like a hug from its friends.
• They have children, known as the Tiddlytubbies. They're either with their parents, Noo-Noo, or reside in the House of Family being taken care of. The Teletubbies have made sure that no harm comes to them and that they're treated with love and care. That said, there's the presence of beings like Scar, Sofia Lamb and Relius Clover whom the Teletubbies are afraid of.

Eh-Oh

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