Pantheon / GUAG Command

These are the leaders and tacticians of the Grand United Alliance of Good. They make the great decisions, plan the tactics and strategy, and, most importantly, show up in publicity photos and magazine interviews. They may not all be the strongest, though some are, but they are the smartest, wisest, best bred, and most experienced at their tasks.

Cosmos, Goddess of Good, and Leader of the Grand United Alliance of Good (Goddess of Harmony)

Philemon, Living Embodiment of All of Humanity's Goodness
  • Overdeity
  • Symbol: A butterfly mask
  • Alignment: Stupid Good / Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: His eternal rival, Nyarlathotep is on the other side. If he wins, Humanity as a whole switches sides to the GUAE. Instantly and without discussion.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She's a fine, respectable leader. Phil may be a bit of a dick, but he likes her style.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Just as Nyarlathotep is the embodiment of all human evil, Philemon's the embodiment of all human virtues and positive emotions. Therefore, he's just as dangerous to Melkor as Nyarlathotep is to Cosmos, capable of awakening Humanity's greatness through their Personae. Extreme.
  • He could, theoretically, awaken all of Humanity and usher into a shining era of infinite understanding and love, but that would mean forcibly altering the human spirit, something he refuses to do on principle to differentiate himself from Nyarlathotep, who has no such qualms.
  • Despite being in a position of such power, very few actually like him, as he often treats the war as a private chess game between him and Nyarlathotep. However, since Nyarlathotep managed to greatly weaken him once as a result of doing this to the point of pissing his chosen human champions off and actually succeeding in the devastation of reality twice due to Philemon's God's Hands Are Tied policy, he's been much less of an ass and much more circumspect in this regard.
  • Now he's focusing his efforts against Nyarlathotep in the Pantheon, watching over the next protagonists and letting his assistant Igor take care of the mortal realm. Tatsuya is the only one who knows what's underneath the mask, but he won't say.

Mata Nui, the Benevolent God (The Great Spirit, The Being, not the Island)
  • Overdeity
  • Symbol: The Kanohi Hau, the Great Mask of Shielding
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason For Joining: For the same reason as why the Kanohi Hau, Mask of Shielding is his symbol: To protect.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very-High. Cosmos reminds him of how he should have been towards the Matoran Universe, and also as a representation of Unity, Duty and Destiny.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Not only can he affect things on a galactic scale with his Great Spirit body, the Kanohi Ignika he wears as a "Toa" is one of the most dangerous Weapons of Mass Destruction in existence, capable of cursing and destroying all life in a universe (though that's a fail-safe use, BUT STILL) if used offensively, and can awaken powers in beings or weapons.

Manwë Sulimo, Holy Representative of Angelic Councils
  • Overdeity
  • Symbol: The Sun and the Moon
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: He was already one of the main forces against Melkor in their own universe, so entering here was a no-brainer.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-high, as his main loyalty lies with Eru.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very high-he is Melkor's brother, after all

The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, God of Humanity, Posthumous Characters and Grim Necessity (Master of Mankind, Emperor, All-Father, Primogenitor, Him on Earth, Omnissiah, The Emprah, Big E., the Corpse Emperor, the Corpse on the Throne, The Anathema, The Motherfucking Emperor, The Man-Emperor of Mankind)
  • Greater God, potential Overdeity at full strength (full-blown Overdeity as the Emperasque)
  • Symbol: A two-headed eagle
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Melkor plans to destroy or enslave Humanity and that is UNACCEPTABLE and the four Gods of Chaos are members of the GUAE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is Melkors enemy, and thus holds his loyalty but if he decides that things would be better if he lead GUAG, that may change. Currently High.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme; as his power is directly proportional to the grimdarkness of the dimension he is in at the time, so if the GUAE starts to take over the Emperor will simply get more and more powerful. Leman Russ, Vulkan, Cyrus, Caiphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, CREEEEEEEEED! and Ibram Gaunt all follow him.

Primus, God of Mechanical Lifeforms (Heart of Cybertron, Wellspring of All Sparks, Supreme Class Wave 2, Last of the Light Gods, Lord of Light)
  • Greater God. He would have greater influence if not for a general policy of noninterference.
  • Symbol: The Autobot Matrix of Leadership
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: So that he can continue doing what has has done for untold trillions of years- combat his dark brother Unicron and his allies and minions, to protect the multiverse from being destroyed utterly by the forces of Chaos. He is glad of the aid in this universal stream, however- it's nice to not have to go it alone for once.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not loyal per se, seeing it rather as a partnership. As long as the forces of chaos get smote and the multiverse exists tomorrow, though, it doesn't really matter who's in charge. Just that good be done.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low/Extreme. The pantheon is built upon Primus' surface. So long as one good deity or follower remains, Primus remains a passive threat, more of a Transformer Mook Maker and Destroy-Unicron-O-Matic than anything else, for fear of destroying the pantheon. When there's nobody else left to worry about, however... Melkor is keeping a lot of forces in reserve for when that happens, forces that he tire out with constant fighting against everyone else.

Commander Shepard, Deity of Gathering Unusual Parties
  • Greater Deity
  • Symbol: An N7 logo.
  • Alignment: Paragon/Renegade/Somewhere in between
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE is the one behind the Reapers, thus, Shepard must take action and destroy the source.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is the combination of the resourcefulness of The Illusive Man, the good reputation of the Alliance, only without those ignorant Councilors and Ambassador Udina. Shepard feels REALLY comfortable serving under her. Though when in Renegade mood the Commander still has a habit of cutting her off during communications.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: EXTREME. As said, killing doesn't destroy Shepard. It just pisses him/her off. Plus, he/she is noted for his/her remarkable charisma and can gather many races despite differences under one banner. One hell of a Commander and regarded as one of the most lethal members of the Pantheon.

Captain America, God of Pride for Ones Nation and Head of Defense (Captain America, Cap, Commander Steve Rogers, The Sentinel of Liberty)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The American Flag; razor-edged boomerang shield
  • Alignment: Good - there are arguments for both Lawful and Neutral.
  • Reason for joining: To defend America and assist his old buddy Iron Man.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Loyalty is part of the virtues of America, so he's loyal.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Same reason as Superman, but Cap's bigger because he has no superpowers.

Virtuous, Goddess of Reverse Reapers (Master of Life, Layna the Firebrand, Layna the Venerable)
  • Greater Goddess
  • Symbol: Her staff
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAE would abuse the dead and the living alike for their own gain. The proper balance of the cycle of souls must be preserved...
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: It's more of a partnership than anything else, but Virtuous has a lot of respect for Cosmos. It helps that their goals, methods, and ideals are quite similar.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Significant. As long as Virtuous is alive, she can ensure that slain GUAE members reincarnate in weak vessels under the most inconvenient circumstances possible, and the reverse is true for the GUAG. Virtuous isn't the GUAG's strongest fighter, but Melkor has made her destruction a top priority.

Guan Yu (style name: Changsheng/Yunchang), God of Beards (Lord Guan, Saint Of War)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Azure Dragon Weir Moon Blade stuck on the ground.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for joining: To make a good example of Godhood and atone for his blunders that caused him to fall in his mortal battle in Fancheng.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos reminded him of his brother Liu Bei, only without the Moral Dissonance.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Low. He's in a similar note with Lamia, Mikagami and Spider-Woman; Melkor remembers his blunder in Fancheng and despite his influence, he'd still consider Guan Yu a failure thus easy to defeat.

Mickey Mouse, God of Toons (King Mickey, Mortimer Mouse)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A silhouette of his head
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: To protect his kingdom, and because as one of the few Keyblade wielders, he's desperately needed if and when the GUAE use Heartless.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Is returning the favor to Cosmos, after she gave him help in the form of some of her champions.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. It is amazing what you can do with a hat, a rather large Key and a paintbrush when pressed.

Aslan, God of Religious Metaphors (King Of Beasts, The Lion, The Lamb)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A White, wait, a wait, a lamb!
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Fighting the Satanic Archetype comes natural to Aslan
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very strong.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High.

Optimus Prime, God of Transforming Mecha and Martial Pacifists (Peterbilt, Peter Cullen, TRUKK, Optronix, Orion Pax)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Autobot emblem
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Aside from Megatron siding with the GUAE, he joined because freedom is the right of all sentient beings, and the GUAE would take away that freedom (and GUAG is built on his homeworld/god in the first place). He also thinks this is a great way to add to his face collection.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium/Extreme, Cosmos does not command particular loyalty from Prime beyond their shared goals, however Primus himself has in fact decided to personally join the GUAG, and his loyalty Primus needs no introduction.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme; Melkor knows what happened to Megatron, Starscream, Grindor, Fallen and Unicron the times Optimus goes full out. If things get very dire Optimus can and will unleash the Matrix of Leadership, lighting GUAG's darkest hour. His immunity to death means he can just keep coming back for more.

Alexander the Great, God of Conquest and Leader of Badass Armies (Alexander of Macedonia, Iskander, King of Conquerors, Rider, Broskander The Great, Ganondorf, Young Alexander)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Gordius Wheel
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: The GUAE are just filled with cowards unworthy of ruling together with him. The GUAG are a much more better friends to have. Plus the GUAE threatens the well-being of Waver Velvet.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Cosmos kinda likes his antics and believed on the 'conquering by befriending together' he follows. Plus she can hold her liquor, finest liquors at that!
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High, near Extreme. His Badass Army is a real broken skill to have, and although Gilgamesh CAN defeat him, the GUAG will more likely provide Alexander more backups to prevent Gilgamesh score his victory again.

Iroh, God of Tea and Cool Old Guys (General Iroh, Dragon of the West)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A teapot
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: Godot likes coffee, he likes tea. Together, They Fight Crime!!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She likes tea and doing the right thing. Loyalty strong and confirmed.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly high. Melkor's seen what Iroh can do when pushed.

Tokugawa Ieyasu, God of Barehanded Hero-Fighters (Matsudaira Takechiyo, Lord Happy, Eastern Savior, Irdene)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Crest of the Tokugawa clan.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To prove that The Power of Bonds is invincible and can unite to achieve the greater good. Also, he wants to show Nobunaga the errors of his ways and his grand mission to use The Power of Bonds to rescue the people within GUAE's Token Good Members and break the barrier between actual good members and Token Bad Guy Members.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos believed in the Power of Bonds and keeps the line when Ieyasu is starting to stray off, so Ieyasu considers him a good friend.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. He's quite the capable warlord, and no longer the guy who keeps getting kidnapped all the time. Recently went between high and very high, after his successful attempt to raid the GUAE's Token Good Guy Members' prison and rescued TWO Goddesses, showing of his charisma.

Thrall, God of "Cultured" Orcs (Son of Durotan, Go'el, Warchief)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The emblem of the Horde
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: What better way is there to prove that the Orcs has redeemed themselves and is now a cultured, good race, than by opposing their evil creator Melkor?
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: The Orcs used to be a backstabbing race, but not anymore, Thrall taught them loyalty, especially to Cosmos. "We don't do stupid things, like betrayals, just because someone said 'FOR THE HORDE!!!'"
  • Threat level to Melkor: Thrall's supporter kept rising and rising... he could be a big threat to Melkor's orcs.
    • Aside from his influence among the Orc Race, Thrall is also one of the most powerful Shamans in existence, stupidity aside. Medium.

Rachel Alucard, Goddess of Non-Bloodsucking Vampires (Madam Rachel, Rabbit, Queen of Rose)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Nago & Gii, her familiars.
  • Alignment: True Neutral, with Neutral Good tendencies.
  • Reason for Joining: Regardless of what it is, Terumi must be stopped.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Quite... high, actually. Cosmos does earn Rachel's respect and she decreases her snarking tendencies to her. Although Cosmos was a little off-putted with her tendency of 'doing things because she's bored' and wished Rachel would get serious, she still appreciates her knowledge and commands.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Is said to be some of the people who can stop Terumi.

Reed Richards, Member of the Divine Badass Family
  • Intermediate God (The Fantastic Four are Greater Deities as a team)
  • Symbol: A circle with a four in it.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for Joining: It's the right thing to do, and like Tony he feels the need to make up for his actions during the Civil War.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: More or less. If she lets him play around, he's perfectly fine.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-low, he may have superpowers, range, and high resistance to bludgeons, but, after all, Reed Richards Is Useless. If he fixes this though, could be a lot higher.

Twilight Sparkle, Goddess of Checklists (Twi, occasionally Twilight Psycho, Princess Twilight Sparkle)
  • Intermediate Goddess (Overdeity if she has Princess Celestia, Luna and Cadance's magic in her)
  • Symbol: Her Cutie Mark, a purple and white star.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for joining: to protect the Pantheon from evil, and to make herself useful!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos reminds her of Princess Celestia.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Pretty High, actually. Her raw magical power is complemented by a keen intellect and a natural aptitude for organization, as well as a group of loyal friends who are able to channel one of the greatest powers in existance. She might not be able to cause a Deus ex Machina yet... but she's working on it. Melkor is already elaborating tactics to turn her thirst for Order against her. What effect her becoming an alicorn will have on her powers and threat level remains to be seen. Her threat level, and those of her friends, all rise up to Extreme when they tap into the Rainbow Power, which allowed them to defeat Tirek when he was at his most powerful.
  • Note: Originally applied for Combat division but was quickly promoted here when Cosmos caught word of how efficiently she organized the horrible mess that was Winter Wrap-Up. She is uncertain that she deserves this high position, but all of her friends have reassured her that she'll do great and that they're proud of her. Cosmos and the other members do keep an eye on her to make sure her yearning for Order remains an advantage to her rather than taking control of her. The other members of GUAG Command are breathing a little easier in this regard now that Princess Celestia has ascended, and they are confident that she will be able to help Twilight remain calm in case things go awry.

Minato Arisato, God of Barrier Maidens Makoto Yuki, Sakuya Shiomi, Protagonist, MC, P3 Hero, ????, Hancho, The Great Seal)
  • Intermediate God, Greater God when using Messiah. Overdiety because of his job, which is kind of important.
  • Symbol: His Headphones
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: Minato is an accomplished tactician both off the field and on the field, but due to certain conditions he won't be fighting anytime soon.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High, considering he's a reasonably loyal person and Mitsuru is in the combat division. However, while he doesn't always agree with some of Cosmos's decisions, he usually trusts her judgement as the supreme commander and goes along with it. Plus, he's not really the evil type.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High to Extreme considering he's an accomplished tactician (as in extremely good at finding an enemy's weakness and exploiting it), and if necessary he can use his soul as a seal to imprison a powerful member of GUAE potentially forever or even Melkor himself for a short to an indeterminate amount of time. The amount of damage GUAG could do to GUAE is very high during the time.

Robin, Co-Deity of Loyal Tacticians (The (other) Avatar, My Unit, The Tactician (Magician), Tome-totting Strategist, High Redeemer)
  • Intermediate God/dess
  • Symbol: The symbol for the Ignis skill. Normally, it would be the Mark of Grima, but s/he agreed with Chrom that it would be better to use something else instead.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason For Joining: To ensure that the various plans drafted by Command are consistent with each other and to provide suggestions and ideas as necessary. All behind the scenes, of course.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Robin respects Cosmos and her mission, reminding him/her much of the Divine Dragon Naga, and he knows she's really trying her best. S/He's there to make sure everything runs smoothly.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. S/he's consistently managed to beat the odds with his/her plans, and his/her abilities on the battlefield are questioned. Not to mention the fact that s/he's the only deity that Grima, one of the strongest fighters in the GUAE, truly fears.

Tassadar, God of The Messianic Archetype (Savior of the Templar, Twilight Deliverer)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Protoss Icon
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason For Joining: Tassadar wants to repay Cosmos for taking care of his followers while he was having difficulties.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very-High. See above.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Tassadar is a powerful psionic, experienced general and hero who managed to destroy the Zerg Overmind at the cost of his own life. When he's in the field, his presence will inspire the GUAG's protoss allies (especially Templars and Dark Templars) to fight well.

Bruce Wayne, God of Heroes Who Fights in the Shadows (Batman, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Darknight Detective, The Goddamn Batman, The World's Greatest Detective, The Son of Gotham)

Baine Bloodhoof, God of Minotaurs and Bulls
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Bloodhoof Clan Crest stuck on his totem
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining: To serve the good and nature, and clearing up the misconception of 'Minotaurs are Always Chaotic Evil'.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is one of the aspects of nature, which the Tauren/Minotaurs supposedly worship, thus Baine is very loyal to her. Besides, Cosmos says she likes bulls.
  • Threat Level To Melkor: Moderate. He could potentially make any minotaur in Melkor's army Heel–Face Turn.

Bright Noa, Eternal Repairer of Wrongly Placed Emotions (The Eternal Captain)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Londo Bell logo
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for joining: Keeping morale up.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He helps Cosmos in making sure morale stays high, as he knows that sometimes even the good guys falter, and she appreciates the help.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Bright is the reason why Melkor can't seem to break the morale of many of the GUAG members...
  • Practically has most of the existing members of the Gundam Corps under his command at the Robot War wing.
  • Even other Super Robot Pilots tend to seek his command after his "correction" of Shinji Ikari, and the fact that he trained Guy, Kamina, and Kyosuke Nanbu in his methods.

Jean-Luc Picard, God of Exasperation
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Starfleet Symbol
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To uphold the ideals of the Federation.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High. He likes her stance on morality and upholding the dignity of all beings, civilizations, and cultures, not to mention she opposes despotism and inflicting suffering on others. In fact, he was so moved, he gave a passionate speech in defense of her ideals.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. His charisma and speechcraft are a definite problem for Melkor.

Commander Samuel Vimes, The Fettered God (Sam, Old Stoneface, His Grace.)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A copper badge in the shape of a shield with the number 177 on it.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Lawful Good. (While noteworthy for maintaining "a certain anti-authoritarianism" he is often seen as defining lawful good)
  • Reason for Joining: First, Carcer is among them, and he will be brought to justice for his crimes. Second, the GUAE tramples on law and order, and he's going to spread around his anger about that with a big shovel.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He's loyal to enforcing the law and justice, not her (as he has a bit of contempt for serving any deity, even though he is one). However, he does realize the GUAE are threatening law and order, and is helping Cosmos because as a copper, it's what he supposed to do.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Sam has fought off beings of pure evil successfully with no other power than his own will, which concerns Melkor greatly.

Dr. Thomas Oliver, God of Sixth Rangers (Dr. Tommy Oliver)
  • Lesser God, leaning towards Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Ranger helmet (either green, white, red or black)
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: Maybe, if he helps quash the forces of evil this one last time, Fate will finally let him retire and get back to teaching.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She's a good guy, and the forces of good need the help. He's loyal.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. A close ally of the Super Sentai, and commands the American Ranger Battalion.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, God of Mentors (Ben Kenobi, Old Ben, OB-1)
  • Lesser God (Intermediate God in his younger form)
  • Symbol: A lightsaber
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: He's a Jedi, and the GUAE have Sith; it's pretty straightforward, really.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: The Sith are the upper ranks of the GUAE, and he told Cosmos he was assisting her because he know how to deal with the Sith. She's rather grateful.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly high. Melkor knows of Kenobi's reputation.

Yue Ayase, Goddesses of Intelligent Magical Strategy (Philosophastra Illustrans, Baka Black, Student #4, The Magical Detective, Yue The All-Knowing)
  • Lesser Goddess, possible Intermediate Goddess in the future
  • Symbol: The Orbis Sensualum Pictus. Or a Juice Box
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: She arrived as one of Negi's support mages... and love interests.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Whom Negi follows, so does she.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. She's no powerhouse but she's got the textbook equivalent of the Internet at her fingertips and is pretty handy on a broom.

Lelouch vi Britannia, God of Rebellion (Lelouch Lamperouge, Zero, 99th Emperor of Britannia, the Enemy of the World, Julius Kingsley)
  • Lesser God Or so he wants you to think...
  • Symbol: The Geass symbol (a stylized "V"), or a black king chess piece
  • Alignment: All over the place
  • Reason for Joining: To bring down the GUAE, whom he seen as a corrupt union like Britannia. And he wants to topple Maxmillian for the mortal death of Isara Gunther as he saw that as an utterly disgusting act and dirt smeared on his face. Also wants to free his followers, The Black Knights who are under the mind control of Aizen.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Has allied with her so he can deal with his enemies.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High to Extreme, depending on what he's given. This is the man who managed to cause world peace by killing himself and given the fact that he could possibly have access to Megas and Gurren Laggen in his planning, it's only worse for the GUAE. The only real upside is that destiny tends to not like Lelouch's plans all that much, which prevents him from being full on extreme.

Date Masamune, God of Eyepatches (One-Eyed Dragon, Dragon King, Boss of Oshu)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His crescent helmet and a tsuba used as an eyepatch with the background of the Date clan crest.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for joining: The GUAE kept interrupting his fated duel with Sanada Yukimura. He now joins the GUAG to make sure their duel goes uninterrupted, and when he learnt that his Samurai Warriors self joined the GUAE because they beat him, he's more than eager to kick his ass to show him that to be called a 'Date Masamune', they should not ass-kiss out of whim. Lastly? Mitsunari just entered the GUAE... VENGEANCE TIME.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Unlike his Samurai Warriors self, Masamune does not bow to demons even if they whooped him hard. He assured Cosmos that she's got herself a powerful, yet loyal ally.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-high. A great warlord at that much young age is a credible threat and the fact that it's not easy for him to bow down like his SW self makes it even harder for Melkor to deal with Masamune. Even when he's actually Curb Stomped by Mitsunari in the past, he's been making quick recovery to avoid being put in "Those hit with Badass Decay/Chickification list"

Havelock Vetinari, God of Indispensable Figures (Lord Vetinari, The Patrician, Thinking Tyrant)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Black coat-of-arms on black background
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: It was the best way to accomplish his ambitions. What those are he has yet to elaborate on.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Whatever those ambitions are, allying with her is apparently part of making them succeed.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: It's best left unspeculated. Trust us. Vetinari's like that.

Josiah Bartlet, God of Those who Quote from the Bible (Jed, Mr. President)
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Seal of the Office of President of the United States
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To continue to uphold the American way, though he already realizes that the Pantheon encompasses (almost) all peoples in all countries worldwide.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: She respects his commitment to America, but has asked he extends his patriotism to helping all those who have been oppressed by evil. That's more than fair in his opinion, and thus has pledged his support.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. He has a crack team of political operatives working for him and he commands the United States Armed Forces; the fact that these aren't that effective against some of the GUAE's supernatural or technologically superior elements prevents him from being Extreme.

Commander, the Non-Entity General
  • Variable level of influence, ranging from Demi-deity to Greater God/Goddess
  • Symbol: Variable, symbol changes daily to that of (temporarily) aligned faction, in this case, he takes on the symbols of Good, and it's patron goddess, Cosmos.
  • Alignment: Variable, alignment changes regularly to that of (temporarily) aligned faction, while aligned to GUAG, he is Lawful Good.
  • Reason for Joining: Receives missions from Cosmos by way of Full Motion Video Cutscenes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: The duration of each mission; nothing more, nothing less. Commander is also commanding opposing forces of Grand United Alliance of Evil in addition to Council of Shadows and Council of Cloudcuckooland.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Variable, Low-Extreme. In circumstances of No Campaign for the Wicked GUAE have little chance of victory.

The Tactician, God of the No Casualties Run (Mark, Superb Mind, Robin?, Morgan?)
  • Demigod/dess, Intermediate God/dess if they're actually Robin
  • Symbol: Their overworld sprite
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Reason for joining:
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. The Tactician never loses a single soldier in battle, no matter the odds, and no matter the reinforcements. Worse, s/he often has the right soldier to get another to defect to his/her side.

The Heptapods, Divine Owner of the Alien Language (Abbott and Costello)

Captain Alex, God of Ultra Low-Budgets