Fan Fic: Tales Of The Emperasque
Sadly, the Emperor does not, in fact, have dudes on his shoulders. He totally could, though.
Tales of the Emperasque
"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER, WHO ORDERED A BEATING?!"
— The Emperasque, showing off.
is a Warhammer 40,000
fanfic by Someone else., which was originally posted on 4-chan's
/tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com, as well as other stories by the author.
At the dawn of the forty-second millennium, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasquenote
) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the constant state of torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years
. Now able to act on his own, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
The story consists of two complete sections (to date): Rise of the Emperasque
and Vulkan's Shopping Trip
. Two more sections have been planned, tentatively titled How I Learned To Stop Living and Love The Necron
and High Plains Matron
. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of the story's page at 1d4chan.com
. The series is on hiatus as Someone else. attempts to find professional work and writes an original story for NaNoWriMo
This fic provides examples of the following: