Pantheon / Living Objects

This particular sub-house stores every inanimate object that somehow lives in existence. If you're here, be mindful of what you're touching.

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Greater Gods

    Polygon Man 
Polygon Man, God of Living Polyhedrons (Polygonal Mastermind)

Intermediate Gods

    Aku Aku and Uka Uka 
Aku Aku and Uka Uka, Dueling Siblings of Floating Masks (Aku Aku: Aku-Aku, Uka Uka: The Great Uka Uka, Uka-Uka)
Aku Aku (Left) and Uka Uka (Right)
  • Rank: Intermediate Gods (goes up a rank when they are Invincible)
  • Symbol: A Box with either the face of Aku Aku or Uka Uka
  • Theme Song: Invincible Aku Aku and Invincible Uka Uka respectively
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Aku Aku) and Chaotic Evil (Uka Uka)
  • Portfolio: Floating Masks, Witch Doctor, Cain and Abel, Expressive Mask
  • Domains: Mask, Magic, Voodoo, Good and Evil
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Majora (For Uka Uka. His brother considers it an abominable threat)
  • Enemies: Each other
  • The twin brothers Aku Aku and Uka Uka were once two powerful Witch Doctors whose spirits now reside in masks. Given his younger's brother malicious nature, he sealed Uka Uka in an underground prison in hopes of keeping him at bay. While he ended up befriending Crash Bandicoot. eventually taking care of him and joining him on his adventures, Uka Uka was indeed freed from his prison and decided to enlist the help of Dr. Cortex.
  • Both are opposed to the idea of sharing house and originally only Aku Aku was the one considered for ascension, but he preferred to have his brother around him in case he decided to wreak havoc when he was absent. Though most of the time they are very civil with each other and try to keep conversations between them as short as possible.
  • Given that they were Witch Doctors in the past, it's no surprise that Aku Aku made friends with Voodoo, Vol'jin and Nazeebo, who are also witch doctors. Uka Uka only found Dr. Facilier on his side, but even then the Shadow Man is terrified of Uka Uka given that he doesn't have fond memories about Floating Masks, but the more he obeys the mask the better.
  • They have the power to turn anyone invincible for a very short time, which the GUAG AND GUAE found useful. But Aku Aku prefers that his power isn't weaponized at all and tries his best in stopping his brother from doing the same. Fortunately, Uka Uka isn't someone to keen on taking orders from anyone, so for now he refuses to be the tool of someone.
  • To their surprise, they weren't the only magical masks that wandered the halls of the pantheon and they learned about the existance of majora. While Aku Aku is indeed horrified that such creature could even exist, Uka Uka on his part says that conquering or destroying the earth is his job and won't allow Majora to take all the credit.
  • Aku Aku became good friends with Hata No Kokoro after learning that she collects mask and she is quite impressed by him. She once decide to use him just to mess with Reimu, prompting Crash to chase after her.
  • Both once decided to settle their differences by making some of his friends and minions duke it out in a series of minigames. While the stopped doing that, sometimes they would use Mario Land when they decide to compete against each other.
  • Aku Aku has been fighting evil for many centuries and considers his duty to defend earth from evil. Given his connections to nature he is in very good terms with the House of Nature and can often be seen there with Crash.
    • Given his ties to the jungles, Aku Aku is not very fond of Mordremoth and for a very good reason. However, he has been careful about dealing with said dragon without proper aid.
  • Uka Uka is known for having a very deep and threatening voice, which has cemented his status as a villain. This has made him buddies with The Kurgan, who in a surprising turn of events also sounds like him.
  • People have tried to guess what does Aku Aku say when he is summoned. The most common answer would be "Ooga Booga!".
  • Courage is very scared of Uka Uka given his bad experiences with scary masks thanks to Eustace. Uka Uka would often mess with the poor dog by jumpscaring him.
  • Samurai Jack initially though that Aku Aku was just another avatar of his archenemy Aku and immediately set out to destroy the mask. However, Aku Aku was able to explain that he was in no way related to Aku and he actually reminds him a lot of his brother.
  • Sometimes they can't be seen looking rather differently than usual, prompting many to believe that they are actually two unrelated masks. Some may even joke that this Uka Uka lost weight.
  • If Uka Uka saw Spyro as a formidable enemy before, in the aftermath of the dragon's and Crash's one-on-one which ended in the obliteration of the mask's brother and the bandicoot, Uka Uka now fears him a bit more.
  • Can also be found in the House of Headwear.

    Alphonse Elric 
Alphonse Elric, God of Living Suits of Armor (NOT the Fullmetal Alchemist, Al)
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  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The blood seal on the inside of his neck.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Living armors, being the calmer of two brothers, being rather fast for his size, being cute and able to fight for himself, having a smaller older brother, possessing love for felines.
  • Domains: Family, Alchemy, Combat
  • Allies: Edward Elric (his brother), Winry Rockbell (his sister-in-law), Roy Mustang, Alex Louis Armstrong, Van Hohenheim (his father), Rand al'Thor, Sakaki, Beerus, Greed, The Truth, Scar, Olivier Mira Armstrong, Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO, Androids 17 and 18, Android 16, Aang, Korra, Kirie Sakurame, Tenzin, Lin Beifong, Asami Sato, The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind
  • Enemies: Dante of the Deep Forest, Father Homunculus, Führer King Bradley, Lust, Pride, Gluttony, Nox, Albert Wesker, Relius Clover, Mordekaiser, Mard Geer Tartaros, SCP-542
  • Followers: The Exalted
  • Alphonse Elric has endured tragedy almost from the very beginning of his life. His father walked out on the family, his mother died of an illness, he and his brother Edward went out of their way to learn alchemy from a stern housewife, they tried using that alchemy to resurrect said mom with ingredients that together make up a human body…and ended up losing Ed's arm and leg and Al's whole body to The Truth for their troubles. Al's soul would've gone too, except Ed drew a seal in his own blood within a suit of vintage armor which once belonged to their father to keep the younger Elric brother around. Then they became part of the Amestris state military, with Ed as the official State Alchemist codenamed Fullmetal and Al as the unofficial sidekick/proof of Ed's skill…and proceeded to go through the death of at least one comrade and then learn the horrible truth about an Ancient Conspiracy and how all the above events were connected.
  • Inevitably, though, the Elrics and their friends both in and out of the military were able to defeat the masters of the conspiracy; the Homunculus from the Gate who called himself Father along with the "children" of his seven sins, as well as the many sellouts of Central Command. He ended up giving himself up to the Truth to give Ed his arm (and peak conditioning) back during the final fight against Father, being one of two key assists to help Ed finish Father off and getting his original body back (albeit largely emaciated) in exchange for Ed's alchemy. Even though his normal body has been fed back to health and he has a great reluctance of ever returning to a non-corporeal state, Rand al'Thor gave him the ability to shift his soul into his armor in situations where his normal body would be too risky to use.
  • He often spends time with his brother, either training together in hand-to-hand combat or studying alchemy. He often does this without his armor since this causes newcommers to mistake Alphonse as the Fullmetal Alchemist, something that has a tendency to aggravate Edward.
  • His outwardly sunny attitude contrasts with his brother's tough-guy disposition; while Ed usually inspires with his actions and ends up in vitriolic friendships, Al is better at motivating and convincing people of their worth through words alone. For example, he's the only one outside of Greed, the one good homunculus, to get human chimera soldiers to voluntarily join his side, simply by convincing them that they were still human despite the experimentation. Androids 17 and 18 like him for this reason.
  • Has also befriended Android 16 due to being a kind-hearted non-organic giant who considers life precious, "the non-organic giant" being specific to his armor-soul state.
  • When they first met, Greed wanted to learn how to become immortal through soul-bonding like Al's case with his armor. This pissed Ed off since he knew Al was emotionally troubled about his inability to feel things as a disembodied soul, and immortality that can be undone with damage to a blood-drawn design isn't exactly solid to begin with. Since entering the Pantheon, Greed is immortal without such a cheap method as the armor. Unlike Ed, Al doesn't tend to pick on him about that as much.
  • Whenever he visits the House of Beasts, cats have a tendency to mysteriously disappear after he has spent time there alone. Other cat owners are also extra wary when Al enters their residing House.
    • That said, the cats usually turn up where they were supposed to be later on when he realizes they're safe. He was just trying to protect them. He and Sakaki have bonded over their common love of cats. Also manages to naturally get along with Beerus for this reason, though the God of Destruction is quick to demonstrate his power so Al realizes who should be protecting whom.
  • Al has the ability to capture and restore the souls of those killed by blunt force trauma to the head…provided it happens right in front of him so they don't get to fly away before he catches them.
  • Al was left absolutely mortified after seeing a video that basically told him that the human transmutation recipe he and Ed used in an attempt to revive their mother was completely wrong to begin with and had nothing to do with the soul.
  • Gets along really well with Avatar Aang due to their similar friendly attitudes and refusal to casually take or abuse life. Also likes Korra, Aang's successor, though he does find himself breaking up an argument between her and Ed at times since they're both tough-minded and headstrong. Between this and how similar the Avatars' past life connection is to the walking Philosopher's Stones, he thinks Korra would get along really well with his father.
  • Has loved stew ever since he could remember. Seriously. Even back when he was a kid before losing his body, whenever he was told stew was waiting for him at home he would shout an enthusiastic "FUCK YEAH!"
  • Ed and Al gleefully celebrated when Winry ascended into the Pantheon, tackling her to the ground in a hug much like she tackled them when she first saw them after the Promised Day with Al's body and Ed's right arm back.
  • Alphonse and his big brother recently attended a party to celebrate Korra's new seat in the House of Emotion, bringing in their father as well as Winry. During this party, Kirie Sakurame noticed that Touta Konoe's temple now being his own as well as the new entries of both Winry and Korra's mentor Tenzin were also worthy of celebrating. Alphonse decided to use his alchemy to add them to the congratulations banner hanging over the room. This earned them the thanks of Lin Beifong.
    • Ed and Al stayed behind after the party along with Greed and Korra's inner circle in order to compare histories, especially since Greed was becoming attached to Beifong as a suitor and ally. The meeting went well, all things considered, with the Elrics particularly helping clear some things up about Father, the Homunculi, and even Greed himself, assuaging the Krew's concerns on several occasions. Out of Korra's (and Greed's) friends, the brothers have Lin's highest respect.
  • Dante, another leader to the Homunculi, has finally ascended to the Pantheon. This is much to Al's displeasure, as he finds her far more personally despicable for her methods and motives regarding Philosopher's Stones and Homunculi than even Father.
  • Along with his brother Ed, Alphonse is considered by the God-Emperor to be a champion of humanity's potential, talent, and unifying compassion for the way they recovered from losing their bodies, became key to uncovering the Homunculi's plot, never lost their souls either literally or figuratively, and even managed to impress The Truth. Conversely, Al thinks the Emperor is (usually) a really cool and heroic paragon who he'd be honored to serve alongside every now and again.

Fiddlesticks, God of Evil Scarecrows (The Harbinger of Doom)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His scythe and a crow.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Portfolio: Pants-Shitting Scarecrows, Semi-Eldritch Abomination, Glowing Eyes of Doom, Bad Guys Using Dark Powers, Evil Laugh, Drain, CAWCAWCAWCAWCAW.
  • Domains: Fear, Crows, Scarecrows, interpCAWCAWCAWCAW.
  • Allies: Jack Skellington, Thaal Sinestro.
  • Rivals: Defenders of the Ancients (Radiants and Dires).
  • Fiddlestick's first appearance in the pantheon caused all crows in the House of Beasts to flock towards the temple of As Nodt. As Nodt was later found torn to shreds. This act resulted in the House of Justice to reevaluate As Nodt's position as the despotic god of fear. The Judge ruled that As Nodt's ascension was only due to supposedly killing Byakuya Kuchiki and not much else. As Nodt was then removed from the Pantheon.
    • Fiddlesticks originally attempted to take over as a God of Fear, giving an extensive list of those he had caused fear in, but Sinestro already had the position. He was instead given the title of God of Evil Scarecrows after the currently non-ascended Jericho Swain stated "Think logically for one secCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW". This was attested by the already ascended Darius and Draven, both having served under Swain at a time, claiming that it's Fiddlesticks' fault.
  • After ascending, Fiddlesticks was given an invitation to join The Sinestro Corps, to which Fiddlesticks accepted for currently unknown reasons. Although Sinestro himself is more than wise to prepare himself against possible backstabbing events, unlike that poor schmuck who summoned Fiddlesticks to Runeterra.
    • Fiddlestick is not happy with the addition of As Nodt to the Sinestro Corps, but Sinestro has managed to keep him in line. While he has promised not to rip As Nodt to pieces a second time, this does not exclude him from fearing and draining the former god...
  • While most gods are wary around Fiddlesticks, Jack Skellington appreciates his talents in scaring, and is in fact trying to find ways to incorporate his crows into Halloween festivities.
  • Is rumored to perform surprise parties, substituting his crows for balloon animals. Admittedly, what was missing is for him to conjure a Scary Black Man voice and then saying, "Surprise, motherfucker!"
  • It is not entirely sure what it is that people see when he casts his potent Terrify spell. Though there is a famous theory...
  • "Those who say 'you have nothing to fear but fear itself' have not yet felt the crows."

    Nestene Consciousness 
The Nestene Consciousness, the Unholy Controller of Murderous Mannequins

    SCP- 1048 
SCP-1048, God of Murderous Teddy Bears (Builder Bear)
  • Rank: Keter. Around Intermediate God level.
  • Symbol: Itself.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Animalistic Abomination, Bears Are Bad News, Cute Is Evil, Faux Affably Evil, Mook Maker, Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear
  • Domains: Teddy Bears, Killing, Creation, Abominations, Malice
  • Heralds: SCP-1048-A, SCP-1048-B and SCP-1048-C (Its creations)
  • Followers: The Tediz, WaruMonzaemon
  • Allies: XANA, Alma Wade, Samantha Maxis, Spooky, SCP-682
  • Enemies: The SCP Foundation, Sora Shiun'in, Freddy Fazbear, Winnie Pooh, Naughty Bear, The Toy Story Gang, Annie Hastur, Conker.
  • Banned from: House of Craft
  • Unknown Connection: SCP-993
  • While it may look like an unassuming Teddy Bear, SCP-1048 is far from docile. It is a monstrous thing that creates teddy bears from things that might spark his interest and said creations are prone to murder people, so SCP Foundation has labelled it as a highly dangerous creature.
    • How horrible are its creations? Well, he has created "Teddy bears" from human ears, a dead fetus and even metal scrap. And said creatures are contained in its temple since the Teddy Bear has managed to bring them with them, so beware of them.
  • The title in question was previously held by Sora Shiun'in, but it was later revoked since he technically wasn't a teddy bear himself. The Foundation was responsible for that since they wanted to get ahold of a temple to contain SCP-1048 since it was spotted in the Pantheon and to prevent any catastrophe around him creating a SCP-1048-D.
  • When it comes to other Teddy Bear like deities, SCP-1048 as the one nobody wants to be associated with. Winnie Pooh tried to befriend him but felt the need to avoid it after he found out of its creations, Freddy Fazbear found the creature repulsive and similar to Springtrap (Especially considering that is no stranger to targeting children) and even Naughty Bear, a Killer Teddy Bear himself, considers the Builder Bear an abomination and plans to terminate it when the time comes.
  • The Teddy Bear formed an unlikely alliance with XANA after it heard about the time he controlled a Teddy Bear and made it gigantic. The AI proposed to it that if he was allowed to control one of its creations, it would break it out of containment, or worse, allow him to create a SCP-1048-D powered by XANA.
  • Apparently once tried to get ahold of Tibbers to "experiment of him" but Annie prevented the SCP from getting near his dear companion. Of course she wasn't prepared to be attacked by SCP-1048-A as a result but thankfully she wasn't caught in the radius of its attacks (Which would have transformed her into human ears like SCP-1048-A).
  • The Toys from Toy Story were once approached by the creature with its intentions unknown to them, but they knew better than allying themselves with them. Not to mention, that they dealt with a Killer Teddy Bear before and they consider the builder bear to be far worse that Lotso was.
  • Not many children try to approach SCP-1048 but there were a few exceptions. Alma Wade kept it as a pet for a while, something that the Builder Bear is implied to not have enjoyed but knows better than angering Alma and keeps it cool with her. Samantha Maxis also got a hold of it as well, but this time the bear intended to get near her, since it is interested in mixing element 115 and the undead Sam controls to form a new creation. Both times the SCP Foundation was two steps ahead and prevented the Teddy Bear's plans to coming to fruition.
  • The Bear also was recruited by Spooky since she found it to be a fantastic specimen to use in her mansion, not to mention that she even has a place for its creations. But as always, the SCP Foundation is having none of that.
  • Seeking to create new "Teddy Bears", SCP-1048 has been trying to gather anything that might be of use for them. He tried to enter the House of Craft at first, but let's leave the details for another day. He also tried to force itself into the Treasure Vault with the help of his creations, but was stopped before it could get access to Maximum Security objects like the adamantium.
  • The Bear and Bobble the Clown seem to be planning something after SCP-1048 was spotted entering the temple of the latter. The details of said meeting have been kept secret given the Foundation insistance of keeping everything to themselves, but apparently is nothing good and it involves children. It's very likely that the rumored "SCP-1048-D" that the bear intends to make is probably made of dead children.

Lesser Gods

Banette, God of Creepy Dolls (Jupetta, The Marionette Pokémon)
  • Lesser God (Intermediate God as Mega Banette)
  • Symbol: A zipper along with the Mega-Stone Banettite
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Gender: Male
  • Ability: Frisk (Prankster as Mega Banette)
  • Moves: Sucker Punch, Phantom Force, Will-O-Wisp, Destiny Bond
  • Portfolio: Creepy Dolls, Ghosts Driven By Revenge That Absorb Similar Feelings From Others Which Makes Them Feel Cheerier, Those with Slasher Smiles, Non-Evil Darkness, Pranksters, Zipperiffic, Glass Cannons, Capable of Mega Evolution
  • Domains: Dolls, Ghosts, Zippers, Revenge, Trickery
  • Followers: Chucky The Doll, The Tails Doll
  • Allies: Suigintou, Alice Margatroid, Yubel, Judai Yuki, Uncle Howee, Hisako, Gengar, Bloody Marie
  • Odd Friendships: Yoshino, Murasaki
  • Rival: Freddy Fazbear
  • Enemies: The Other Mother, The cast of Toy Story, Gardevoir and Gallade, Absol, Most evil ghosts from the House of Ghosts, Casper, Coraline Jones and Chihiro Ogino
  • Unknown Relationship: Asuka Langley
  • Opposes: Most children on the Pantheon (excluding his partner), anyone with Dark-type or Dark Is Evil powers.
  • A cursed energy permeated the stuffing of a discarded and forgotten plush doll, giving it new life as Banette and now it seeks the owner than discarded it. Banette was ascended after Mako Reizei found it in a trash bin when she was going to throw away some garbage. There's no prize for the one who guesses her reaction.
  • Gets along very well with Suigintou, who understands his plight and was angry that he was found on trash given the implications. Alice Margatroid, who was with Suigintou when they first met him, also seems to be interested on him.
    • Also seems to have found kindred spirits with Hisako, due also being a revengeful ghost (Though the reasons are different).
  • Bonded with Yubel because of their rather similar origins, though the Marionette Pokémon is a little jealous that the demon managed to move on from that and lives happy with her not-former owner.
    • However, he doesn't seem mind that much Judai neither after hearing about his actions regarding a doll similar to him called Alice. It helps Judai is not a child so he has no reasons to mistake him for his owner.
  • So far the only puppet that hangs out with Uncle Howee that we can know for sure where it came from. The kids show host has been trying to dull down the hatred Banette feels for children. Only time will tell if it works.
  • Though they pity him, the toys from Toy Story oppose him due to him reminding them of Lotso. Banette doesn't like them neither, believing they are just deluding themselves if they believe that they will never be discarded like he was.
  • Possibly the polar opposite of Freddy Fazbear regarding their opinion on childen but they don't seem to hate each other that much so they prefer to compete over who is more scary for giggles.
  • Doesn't like Casper. AT. ALL. Not only is that ghost is a little too friendly to children to his tastes, the ghost himself is a child. Casper doesn't like him neither for hating children. It should be noted that Banette is not sure if Casper is his former owner, now dead. If this was the case, then his hatred would be double because it would mean he wasn't able to get his revenge on him.
    • Though he is able to set that aside when it comes to the more nastier ghosts like the Ghost Lady, Sadako and Samara.
  • HATES the Other Mother, who constantly plans to kidnap children to "love them" and then eat their souls. He may hate children, but that's horrible even for him!
  • Despite his flaws, he has something of a soft spot for people who do seem to really care about their dolls (Though odds say he would flip out at them if it turns out this wasn't really the case). Banette often goes to spend some time with Yoshino and Yoshinon from the House of Quirks and Murasaki and Bebeby from Personal Appearance.
  • Is confused at Asuka Langley. At times she claims that she hates him and at times she says she pities him. He would rather avoid her if he could help it.
  • Has a really hard time trusting children due to not knowing which was the one who discarded him. As such, everyone was surprised that Sora Shiun'in managed to earn his trust to make it his partner. Though considering that while he mutilates his own toys, he never considers them trash (In fact, it angers him if anyone else does anything to them!) so Banette must have been on to something with him... It helps that both are tricksters too.
    • Many feared that this partnership would turn into an Evil Duo but that's not the case. Banette is not actually that nasty. Banette may be driven by revenge but he also sucks away any negative feelings of the people around him. Including Shiun'in's. Indeed, the impish kid seems to behave himself a little better whenever he is with Banette...

Cappy, God of Living Hats (The Mind Flayer, Crappy)
Cappy in his true form (above) and as Mario's hat (below).
  • Rank: Lesser God, but can possess Overdeities if they're small enough.
  • Symbol: Himself. Alternatively, a Bonneton coin or the Odyssey.
  • Theme Song: Bonneton
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Living Weapon, Nice Hat (both figurtively and literally), Capturing others and using them for himself, Caring for his sister, Different from usual Mario ghosts, Changing his style to suit the wearer
  • Domains: Hats, Ghosts, Possessions
  • Allies: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, 9-volt and 18-volt, Cerebella, Linkara, Casper, Danny Phantom, Erma, Glitchy's Mario, Ryuko Matoi and Senketsu, Hat Kid, Aku Aku, Rexie, Barroth, Glavenus, Navi, Midna, Fi, Paarthurnax
  • Rivals: The Ruined Dragon
  • Target Of Interest Of: the Mann Co. Mercenaries
  • Enemies: Bowser, Ragyo Kiryuin, Majora, Uka Uka, The Mind Flayer, Indominus Rex, Deviljho, Sharptooth, King Boo, Dimentio
  • Mario's latest adventure took him all over the globe; ranging from his own Mushroom Kingdom to new lands like Steam Gardens, New Donk City, and all the way to the moon itself. However, he wasn't by himself this time. He had the help of a Living Hat by the name of Cappy. He got roped into Mario's adventure after Bowser kidnapped his sister, Tiara. He quickly teamed up with Mario to help track Bowser down and save her. For this bravery, Mario was more than happy to vouch for his ascension.
  • Mario also ensured that his ascension was with a good amount of fanfare, calling up the yet-unascended Pauline and getting some help from the house of Music to perform one of the catchiest jazz numbers the Pantheon has ever seen and heard. Mario also hopes that this event will one day lead to the Pantheon considering Pauline for a spot here.
    • And like Mario, he's speechless in response to Doomguy loving the song enough to listen to while slaying demons.
  • With his ascension, he has been mostly seen with Mario on his head. Mario certainly doesn't mind it and even welcomes it, as besides being a good friend and partner, Cappy's ascension also brought with him the Odyssey for Mario to use (and was modified by the house of Technology so that Mario doesn't need Cappy to use it anymore), making travelling around the Pantheon a breeze. It's also worth mentioning that Mario is able to jump around much more efficiently with Cappy by using him as a mid-air stepping stone to bounce off of. And this isn't even mentioning his ability to capture people...
    • Cappy capturing mechanic is actually based off more on size rather than the power they possess. He is able to easily possess objects that are around Mario's height for seemingly long periods of time. Meanwhile, bigger beings or objects tend to take up more of Cappy's energy, putting him on a strict time limit with them. However, it also helps that beforehand, the deity is rendered unconscious, like with Bowser when he and Mario had to capture him to escape Honeymoon Ridge with Peach. Still, should the pieces fall into place, he is very capable of capturing powerful deities. Melkor claims to not be scared by this, and simply ordered that The GUAE would wear hard hats with straps just as a new uniform code, and not because a good half of his units got scared by this information, including himself. REALLY!
      • Despite this, he is sometimes seen with other deities, either hanging out with them or even letting them use him. He is sometimes seen helping out Hat Kid as he helped out with Mario. He also sometimes drops by 9-volt and 18-volt's temple to listen to them recap some of Mario's other tales so he can catch up on what Mario accomplished without bothering him too much.
  • Was shocked to see that the Ruined Dragon ascended before him, but is glad to know that there are plenty deities keeping a watch on him so that other deities can't force him to attack for them like Bowser did.
    • When he first came across Paarthurnax, he mistook him for someone related to the dragon he and Mario fought in the Ruined Kingdom, but was relieved to find out that this wasn't only a nicer dragon than the Ruined Dragon, but also befriended Mario as well. The fact they both share the same voice wasn't lost on Cappy.
  • After hearing of Cappy's ascension, Luigi decided to set up "Luigi's Balloon Pantheon" for the Pantheon to play. The mode is simply that deities are given 30 seconds to hide a balloon somewhere in one of the houses in the Pantheon. The balloon must be on the ground or on a pole that can be climbed on (and NOT hidden within walls or places that are impossible to access to a normal lesser god) in order for it to count. Other people would try and find the hidden balloons in an allotted amount of time. It's quickly becoming a smash hit among the most mobile deities.
  • Cappy's more than happy to find Peach here as well as the fact she made her own allies, keeping her even safer. He's also secretly helping Mario prepare another proposal for Peach, hopefully, one that won't get interrupted or cause Mario to act forcefully in fear of another suitor winning her heart.
  • Upon finding out about the Mind Flayer and being called him by "Honest Games Trailers", the name has quickly become a Berserk Button for him. He also doesn't appreciate Glitchy's Mario calling him "Crappy", but unlike other Mario deities, he still acknowledges him from time to time, mainly because he actually tried to help his counterpart a couple times. Despite this, he knows full well not to let him capture anyone with him.
  • As a literal Nice Hat, he gets along swimmingly with Cerebella for her hat, Vise Versa, Linkara and Aku Aku, even though the latter is a mask and not a hat technically. Of course, this also led to him detesting the likes of Uka Uka and Majora for being vile headwear pieces.
  • Of course, the presence of a ghostly hat that can take the forms of many other hats hasn't been lost on the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries nor their love for hats. They quickly adapted "hunting down Cappy and wearing him" as part of their daily activities. Cappy usually outsmarts them by possessing one of the mercenaries and letting the others lunge at him before escaping as the mercenaries get trapped in a Big Ball of Violence.
  • Due to being a ghost, he drops by the House of Ghosts from time to time to chat up with the other ghostly deities, befriending the likes of Casper with how friendly he is, Danny Phantom with just how much of a Lightning Bruiser Cappy can be if the situation calls for it, and even Erma was more than happy to greet him.
  • Due to how Mario managed to get himself some sentient clothing, there have been jokes about how similar he is to Ryuko and Senketsu. On their end, Mario and Cappy and more than happy to be friends with them and even help her out with fighting Ragyo. They did say that if Ragyo is without a hat and knocked out, Cappy can capture her and Mario can take control of her. However, when capturing a new person, Mario ends up experiencing a brief history of what that person's life was, and considering Ragyo's rather vile nature, Mario and Cappy both hope that this option is a last resort.
  • One of his most famous "CAPtures" during his adventure was capturing a T-Rex for Mario to use. He had the chance to show off this ability in the Pantheon when he and Mario teamed up to trick Indominus Rex, who just escaped its temple, to knock itself out by ramming its head against a tree and capturing it to return Indominus Rex to its temple. Rexie, Barroth and Glavenus have been impressed by this feat, while Indominus Rex is preparing for a rematch. Deviljho and Sharptooth have their eyes out for Cappy, careful to not let their guard down in front of him or to be surprised by him.
  • As an Exposition Fairy, he has gotten along with the helpers from Link's quests that provided him information, namely Navi, Fi, and Midna. He did however confess that he didn't really have any magical powers that helped him out with knowing about the lands he and Mario traversed; he just read Mario some information off a travel pamphlet.
  • Also has a spot in Hats

Drifblim, God of Living Gasbags (The Blimp Pokemon)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A purple air balloon
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, though often mis-labelled as Chaotic Evil
  • Ability: Flare Boost
  • Gender: Female
  • Moveset: Phantom Force, Fly, Shadow Ball, Explosion
  • Portfolio: Supernatural Is Purple, Flying Ghost Balloon, Said To Kidnap Children, Living Gasbag, Bizarre Monsters, Hit Point Beast, Only It Can Have Flare Boost
  • Domains: Ghosts, Balloons, Kidnapping, Wind
  • Followers: Derrown, SCP-312, Sky Fish
  • Allies: Gengar, Casper, Hisako, Danny Fenton, Altaria, Nao Midorikawa, Klefki, Dumbo, Latias and Latios
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The House of Children
  • Rival: Weezing
  • Enemies: Beedrill, Zubat, Springtrap, Crixalis, Eneru, Al'Akir, Tenshi Hinanawi, Sakuya Izayoi
  • Opposes: Ice and electricity users (especially Articuno and Zapdos)
  • Drifblim is the evolved form of Drifloon, also known as the Blimp Pokemon. A strange, purple ghost, this Pokemon resembles a balloon and gets around by being full of air. The winds ended up dragging her into the Trope Pantheon. There, she would argue her case in staying there, and proved her worth as the goddess of living gasbags. She originally wished to be the God of Balloons, only to find that Carl Fredricksen had taken it. She considered him a good partner for her travels, and joined his balloon float.
  • Like Drifblim, Weezing is a Living Gasbag and was considered for the position. While both are powerful gas creatures, the House of Wind and Air did not want Weezing there because of the stinking gas it produced and barred it to the House of Toxicity. Weezing often butts heads with her in hopes of taking her position.
  • Drifblim is a nocturnal Pokemon, and as such is often stuck with the other gods' night shifts. She'll avoid staying long in the House of Light and Darkness, as the day-night cycle there is confusing. As a living balloon, she naturally avoids the House of Bladed Weapons(though will use Explosion if really feeling threatened); Drifblim worries the most about Sakuya Izayoi due to the range of her knives. She also doesn't trust Beedrill in the slightest, due to the dagger-like stingers of his.
  • Drifbl's species, and its pre-evolution Drifloon, are somewhat notorious due to the legend that they kidnap children(and adults in Drifblim's case) to Arceus knows where. As such, Drifblim is considered an "evil" Pokemon, though the Drifblim in the pantheon is adamant against these rumors; yes, a few of its kind kidnap kids For the Evulz, but most either take them by mistake or for non-malicious purposes.
  • Even the evil Drifloon and Drifblim prove pitiful, since they either aren't strong enough to carry the kids or winds disrupt him. She also opposes Springtrap due to being a zombie child killer. It is unclear whether this is a PR campaign, a compassion towards children or both. The House of Children appreciates the support, but still
  • She can control drift by generating and releasing gas, but to truly fly she needs the gust and wind. As such, when not working she'll rarely leave the House of Wind and Air. She's very close to the Flying-type Altaria, who's Cloud Nine prevents chaotic flight paths, and the kind-hearted green-winded Nao Midorikawa. On the other hand, she hates the presence of Al'Akir in her house, as his tornados make piloting a nightmare.
  • Usually keeps an eye on the House of Weather to predict flight paths. This has led her to antagonize Tenshi Hinanawi, who's Weather Dissonance makes Drifblim's travel exceedingly difficult. Has a part-time job in the House of Travel, delivering packages and people to and from house. She's found Dumbo to be great help, and is friendly with fellow Pokemon Latias and Latios.
  • As a Flying type, Drifblim is vulnerable to ice and electrical attacks. This leads her to avoid the likes of Eneru, and especially the powerful Articuno and Zapdos who's hail and thunder is incredibly dangerous for her.
  • Though not too much of a concern, she really doesn't like Zubat due to a flock of them getting in her flight path and biting at her.
  • As mentioned, Drifblim is a ghost, and as such has a kinship with the House of Ghosts. She gets along with the friendly ghosts there, particularly Gengar who's kin come out at night. She does like Rotom, but wants to stay her distance because of its electric typing. She also likes to play pranks with Klefki.
  • So far, Drifblim and her pre-evolution are the only Pokemon with the Flare Boost ability; if burned, this boosts her special attack by 50%. This has been advantageous whenever she needs to get out of trouble in the House of Fire and Electricity.
  • Has been seen floating around in the House of Wind and Air.

Goliath, God of Gargoyles and Hurting Heroes

    The Marionette 
The Marionette, The Puppet God Soothed By Music (The Puppet, IT'S ME, Lefty, Charlotte(?))

    The Monster House 
The Monster House, Deity of Living Structure Monsters and Sapient Houses (Constance The Giantess, Constance Nebbercracker, "House-wife")
Click here  to see her as a human.
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: Her buried remains. Alternatively, the chimney of the house.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil probably Chaotic Neutral post-ascension
  • Portfolio: Attack of the Killer Living Monster House, Haunted House, Our Ghosts Are Different, Eldritch Abomination, Child Hater, Hair-Trigger Temper, Ax-Crazy, Female Malevolent Architecture, Tragic Monster and Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds For Being Teased By Cruel Children, Yandere, The Freakshow
  • Domains: Houses, Monsters, Circus
  • Followers: The hotel of 1408, Mike the Evil Living Building, The Pyramid Gem, The Lighthouse Ghost, The Black House
  • Allies: The Other Mother, Lucy
  • Enemies: The Marionette, Minene Uryuu, Deidara, Solf J. Kimblee, the entire sub-house of Explosives, Doctor Boom, Courage, Junkrat, all anti-ghost deities, Springtrap, Brachydios
  • Opposes: All children in the Pantheon
  • Shaky Relationship: the SCP Foundation
  • Evil Counterpart to: Freddy Fazbear
  • Target of interest of: Spooky
  • Ascended after her destruction and the release of her soul. However, it was not happy that it manifested in the Pantheon in the House of Otherness as the house she once possessed, or at least a likeness of it. In addition, the SCP Foundation was alerted to her ascension has set up defensive measures around the House so that it won't leave its temple grounds (the House itself is its own temple), at least not without retaliation. With everything it's been through, it's content with being left alone, especially since her husband Mr. Nebbercracker turned on her by trying to blow her up, so she has nothing to hold on to. It won't approve of experiments performed on it, though.
  • With the adults here more competent than the idiots in its world, and some (including children) with more than enough power to take on the House by themselves, the Monster House has to remain cautious in giving them a reason to attack it.
  • Because of its terrible history with children as well as two causing her death and possession in the first place, all such (deity or otherwise) are required to stay away from the House. That doesn't stop assholes like Eric Cartman from willfully ignoring these warnings and inadvertently angering the House.
    • This also applies to manipulative adults that try and lure children to its presence; scum like them are no better.
    • Spooky showed interest in having the House as a Specimen in her mansion, but recruiting was difficult as the House hates children, even if they're ghosts. But Spooky decided to keep on trying anyway.
    • Being children souls that inhabit animatronics, the House's hate also extends to Freddy Fazbear and the Marionette. Springtrap showed interest in its anti-children stance, but it lashed out at him after finding out that he murdered children while he was alive; even she won't stand for such a rotten soul, and she only hated children for what they did to her while the Purple Guy probably doesn't have the same excuse.
  • Because it can be destroyed with explosives, and because she died as a result of dynamite, it despises all deities who specialize in them. Deities with explosive weapons or magic are also advised to keep away from the House. Of course, there are always the crazy few who deliberately incite its wrath with their bombs.
    • One particular beast it had the misfortune of encountering was Brachydios when it roamed and found itself rampaging in its direction. After the theropod blew through the Foundation's perimeter, the House was forced to defend itself, but it never had a prayer of surviving its volatile slime. The second time (well, it was actually the Raging variant), the House immediately uprooted and started running away, regardless of whatever else got in its way. It had been total pandemonium in the House of Otherness. After the House was forcibly escorted back, everyone has since made sure that Brachydios never runs the risk of being at the House's current area.
  • As a ghostly entity, she's become another target for the Ghostbusters and other people like them like Jack and Maddie Fenton.

Probopass, God of Moai (The Compass Pokemon)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A compass with a nose symbol on the back
  • Theme Song: The theme for Mt Coronet
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Ability: Sturdy
  • Gender: Male
  • Moveset: Lock-On, Zap Cannon, Magnet Bomb, Sandstorm
    • Z-Move: Corkscrew Crash
  • Portfolio: Gag Nose, Scunthorpe Problem, Very Defensive-Oriented, Sentient Easter Island Heads, The Nose Knows, Our Monsters Are Weird, Nice Pukau, Living Compasses, Iron Filling Mustaches That Look Like Mario's, Dishing Out Dirt, Extra-ore-dinary
  • Domains: Magnetism, Direction, Noses, Iron
  • Allies: Absol, Ash Ketchum, Jun Manjoume, Squidward Tentacles, Mario, Cofagrigus, Betty Suarez
  • On good terms with: Dialga and Palkia
  • Enemies: Cyrus, Pokemon Hunter J, The Weeping Angels, Raigor Stonehoof, Rumble and Frenzy
  • Opposes: Deities related to fighting and the ground, Eric Cartman
  • Probopass is the evolved form of Nosepass, through the presence of magnetic fields that regions such as Mount Coronet introduced. Known as the Compass Pokemon, it is a very magnetic-oriented Pokemon with a mustache of iron fillings. Around it are three small sentinels called Mini-Noses, which help it hunt prey. While not the most threatening Pokemon, it makes this up with really high physical and special defenses.
  • This Probopass originates from Mt Coronet, the first places it was known to evolve along with Magneton into Magnezone. The pantheon found him under a bunch of large rocks, very rarely moving. As Nosepass him and his kind were known to guide trainers due to pointing north, and will help with directions in the House of Travel. He's close to Absol due to being another Pokemon species found in Mt Coronet, and feeling bad for Absol's negative reputation given how many treat Probopass for his design.
  • Respects Dialga and Palkia as being "guardians" of sorts towards Mt Coronet, given their Spear Pillar temple is on the top of the mountain. Conversely he opposes Cyrus due to planning to subvert creation right at the mountain top. Or Hunter J for being a ruthless poacher from Sinnoh. J doesn't care about Probopass, not seeing it as much value on the black market.
  • Functions as a living compass, with his nose pointing north. Nosepass and presumably Probopass cannot turn their faces to meet each other, due to their magnetism repelling each other. This upsets Probopass, and has sought out someone to learn how to better control his magnetism. He was attracted in more ways than one to Magneto, and is currently learning from him. He doesn't have a bad side, though will still help some of his master's endeavors against the X-Men.
  • Eric Cartman was unable to resist a string of anti-semitic jokes upon learning Magneto had a Probopass as his partner, given Magneto is a Jewish god and Probopass is a giant nose. Neither Magneto or Probopass were amused, and the usually patient Probopass warned Cartman not to make those kinds of jokes again or he'd use Lock-On and Zap Cannon on him. Cartman shut up afterwards.
  • It's not quite clear how he'd fear against the Weeping Angels. On one hand it is very hard for him to turn given he's a compass, which would make him extra vulnerable against the Weeping Angels. On the other hand, the mini-noses appear to have eyes, and if they are actual eyes instead of being decorative they'd have a much harder time moving around him. Though he has no neck for them to break, he doesn't want to meet the Lonely Assassins.
  • Very bizarre looking, going from already having a Gag Nose as Nosepass to being a living face that's mostly nose. This is due to being based off the moai, or Easter Island heads. Though the giant nose hasn't endeared most, Squidward seems fond of the Compass Pokemon for reminding him of his house. Probopass seems fond of Mario since his mustache and hat are references to him.
  • Gaining a Steel type has given him a number of resistances, but unfortunately it means Probopass is doubly weak to Ground and Fighting type attacks. It at least has Sturdy to not be completely curb-stomped. Naturally opposes Raigor Stonehoof, Rumble and Frenzy because of how devastating their earthquakes are for him.
  • His name is a combination of Probe and Compass, and his pre-evolution Nose and Compass. Unfortunately censor programs don't like that, given what the latter half of his name is. This has given Probopass a bit of a complex, which Cofagrigus(who he used to follow) can understand. Probopass also is sympathetic towards Betty Suarez due to how she is treated as ugly, which it also has a somewhat of a complex about.

    Robert the Tire 
This profile…is an homage to the no reason.

Robert the Tire, Deity of Unlikely Killer Objects
  • Theme Music: Tricycle Express
  • Lesser Deity
  • Symbol: Itself
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Animate Inanimate Object, Psychic Powers (Primarily to Make Other People's Heads Explode), Not Actually Being Called Robert by Anyone
  • Domains: Tires, Murder, Absurdism
  • High Priests: The Killer Tomatoes
  • Enemies: The SCP Foundation, The Murkrow Flock, Bugs Bunny, Trixie, Any deity that works for law enforcement
  • Source of Interest for: Junkrat, Trollkaiger
  • Murder comes in many shapes and forms, be it something normal like a human being or something more unconventional like a killer doll. And then there's some truly bizarre killers, such as this tire. Abandoned in a California desert, the tire suddenly came to life and not long after, discovered that it had psychic powers via blowing up a couple of small animals. Its journey took a turn for the much more unusual after encountering a mysterious and beautiful woman. However, there were more than a few obstacles encountered by the tire and much of these problems were taken care of by blowing up peoples' heads. The tire met its end via a shotgun-toting lieutenant, but it apparently reincarnated as a tricycle and continued on its rampage with the help of other tires.
  • A seemingly ordinary day in the Pantheon came to an abrupt end after some deities noticed a tire rolling by itself. At first, some were convinced that someone technologically savvy was responsible for making the tire move on its own via a remote control. It turned out that such a person wasn't responsible for that, and neither was someone who casted some sort of magic to make a tire move on its own. The day took a turn for the worse after some deities encountered a dead body with a missing head. No one was sure who was responsible for it at first, but then those same deities were told of a weird video that got uploaded online. The video consisted of the aforementioned murder and the murderer was...that same tire. It came as a surprise to many that not only was there a tire that could move on its own, but that the tire can make people's heads explode via psychokinesis.
  • The tire is not actually called Robert by anyone for no reason. For that matter, the tire actually being unofficially named Robert is because of no reason. There are some who address the tire as a "he", but again, that's because of no reason. Hell, the mere fact that a tire came to life with psychic abilities and is using it to kill people is because of no reason.
  • At first, a good amount of those who are involved in law enforcement (at least those who aren't corrupt) were a bit skeptical about a killer psychic tire, but after being shown the video, they had a bit of a reason to go after the tire. It is not fond of law enforcement, due to the fact that it was pursued by people like that back then.
  • While Junkrat is capable of using a something known as a Rip-tire, he has made it clear that his device and this psychokinetic tire are completely different from each other (although some believe that the Rip-tire is sentient). It hasn't stopped Junkrat from being amused at the fact that there's a living tire that can explode people's heads and is very interested in it.
  • Despite the fact that it's not actually classified as an SCP, the concept of a psychic killer tire was too weird to pass up for the SCP Foundation. The organization is monitoring what the tire is up to and trying to figure out exactly why a tire is sentient and can blow up people's heads with psychic abilities. The tire really doesn't like that it's being monitored despite the fact that the organization is cryptic in general.
  • Out of sheer boredom, the tire decided to try and target small animals, likely to go back to the times where it blew up small creatures before deciding to go after humans. After finding a flock of Murkrows, the tire decided to try and blow one of them up. Unfortunately for it, the Pokemon attacked the tire before it could do anything (it didn't help that as Dark-types they were immune to its Psychic attack) and ended up in their pile of stolen items after a bit of effort from the Murkrows as a result. The tire was able to escape when the corvids went out to try and steal something else and has detested the flock since then.
    • Following that mishap, the tire tried to go after another animal that looked helpless. Unfortunately for it, Bugs Bunny was able to get a glimpse of it and after remarking that "someone has too much time in their hands to do something like this", decided to come up with a trick to best the tire involving a complex course. The course naturally ended with a really long fall instead of a rabbit that it promised and the tire just got mad at Bugs, especially since it had to deal with someone who is quite clever most of the time.
  • There have been some deities who, on first glances, think that it's a random tire that someone just left behind for no reason and more often than not, throw it out without realizing that there's more to this tire than that. Supposedly, Trollkaiger has taken an interest in it and has used the tire for cruel jokes by using leaving behind a bunch of random tires at various places where some deities would go to and they would tell this tire to attack someone after a decoy tire gets thrown out. If the group is feeling even more devious, then they have made some of the tires remote controlled and have tricked others into thinking that the tire they have thrown out is about to blow their head off.
  • Someone decided to try and sell binoculars to deities one time at a certain spot, likely to try and make money off of watching something as random as a tire go on a rampage. Beavis & Butt-Head were among those who decided to watch the tire from afar, and given who the two are, made quite a bit of wisecracks about the absurdity of the tire's adventures.
    • Disaster struck when it was time for the "audience" to have some food. Some of the food was poisoned, causing some of the audience to be rendered unconscious, a plate of food had too much sugar and caused Beavis to become "The Great Cornholio" again after consuming it, and someone just hated the food enough to throw a plate of it far away... and it landed just within proximity of the tire. The tire turned around and saw the person who threw the plate. Upon realizing that the tire has noticed him and thinking that it's about to attack, the remaining people that wasn't affected by the poisoned food had to get everyone else out of there before they could lose their heads to a tire.
  • If the tire isn't going around blowing up the heads of unassuming people, then it might be trying to follow a few attractive female deities around. It usually doesn't get very far with it and while plenty have initially wondered why a tire would be obsessed with any sort of attractive women to begin with, they simply just went ahead with the belief that the tire follows those kinds of women around for no reason.
  • There is one thing that the tire hates more than anything and that would be the sight of other tires being tossed into a fire. When it originally saw such a thing, it started killing more people than normal. It is more than plausible that such a killing spree will happen again if it sees something like that, but it actually happening doesn't appear as likely due to a fair amount of deities trying to prevent the tire from going further with murder.

Steelix, God of Living Minerals (Haganeil, The Iron Snake Pokémon, Solid Steelix)
Mega Evoultion 
  • Lesser God (Intermediate as Mega Steelix)
  • Symbol: His head
  • Alignmemt: Chaotic Neutral
  • Gender: Male
  • Ability: Sheer Force (Sand Force as Mega Steelix)
  • Attacks: Crunch, Iron Tail, Gyro Ball, Dragonbreath
  • Portfolio: A Steel Ground Mon, Power and Defense, Mega Evolution
  • Followers: Most rock Pokémon
  • Allies: Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Registeel, Ira Gamagoori, Steel
  • Opposes: All Fire, water and earth (Ironically) using gods and Martial Arts using gods, and Gajeel Redfox.
  • Enemies: Ghetsis, Ryoma Sengoku
  • Fears: Toph and Magneto
  • Steelix had ascended mostly after hearing that of the Pokémon partnerships and realized that Brock didn't have one and as his first Pokémon he immediately found a way to join his partner.
  • He is rather weary of Gajeel noting that he eats metal Remembering the one time it almost ate his tail. Since then Gajeel has apologized but the Pokémon is still on edge.
  • A few scientist are interest in his construct and want to experiment on him though evil scientist want to extract the minerals in order to be used for nefarious purposes.
  • Is deathly afraid of getting wet—as a result it tends to stay away from water gods or any body of water.
  • Once met with the Mob as they were excited to find "Solid Steelix" in their midst. While this Steelix was confused as to this name, he does smirk when he learned how he squared up against what was considered the Archangel Zapdos during the final battle at Mt. Silver.
  • He occasionally can be seen sparring with Gamagoori in order to test each other's limits and improve their defenses.
  • He fears Toph and Magneto after witnessing their ability to control metal and is afraid that they might turn him into a giant metal ball. Though both are hardly interested in the doing that to the rather large snake.
  • He was once a pain in the ass as a Onix well because of his strong defense... Or so he would like you to think. In reality, he was pretty easy to get rid off since he was kinda slow, couldn't hit hard and fainted at the drop of a hat to special attacks. He got better.


    Toys of Toy Story 
The Cast of Toy Story, Collective Deities of Living Toys