Funny / DaThings (Musical Production YTP)

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• If Epic Movie can be applied to a YouTube Poop, that poop would have to be The LOL King.
  Simba: I LOL in the face of danger. Oh, ho ho HO!
  • Which is awesomely given a Call-Back towards the end of the poop.
  • Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.
  • "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
  Scar: That was today? Oh, I feel simply gay! I shall practice my curtsy!
  • This exchange between Simba and Scar:
  Simba: I'm gonna rock!
  Scar: Oh Dedede. *King Dedede appears briefly*
  • The Double Rainbow video gets a short cameo.
  • "You deliberately spayed me."
  • We are gonna play Blue's Clues!
    • Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
  • "It's dinnertime, and we ain't got no stinkin' BADGES!"
    • Right after that, Banzai dons a sombrero and mustache when he says "Que pasa".
  • "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
  • "Are you nuts?! Lions eat nuts! Maybe he'll be on our nuts?! Let's get outta here and find some nuts!"
  • This:
  Scar: Sing something with a little bounce in it!
  Zazu: IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY--
  Scar: NO! No, anything but that!
  Simba: [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
  • Rafiki shows Simba a vision of Darth Vader in a pool of water.
  Vader: I am your father.
  Simba: That's my father.
  • "They call me AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
  • "I thought you said we were the anemone."

• Woods, as well as its Rekindled remake 9 years later.
  • A Running Gag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.
  • "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!"
  • "I have pot for yoooouuuuuu-wooo!"
  • "There's a lump on her rump big enough to HUMP!
  • "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! I have no wood, nor no one should!"
    • "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, who is already dead!"
    • Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”
    • "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
  • "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
  • "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
  • "WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS... And home before dark!" The End
    • Psych!
  • "Jaj, why so serious?"
  • This little gem:
  Wolf: And what might be in your basket?
  Little Red Riding Hood: Three large oak trees.
  Wolf: Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love Jigglypuff.
  • "In exchange for Mike!?"
  • "I guess this is goodbye, old plate!" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
  • This dialogue:
  Cinderella: Something something something
  Cinderella's Mother: Specify...
  • "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you beg and steal and lie and cheat!"
  • "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "NO! NOT THE BEES!"
  • "Let's see the demon sliced into NINE THOUSAND bits!"
  • "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, nice is different than nice!"
  • "To bed without any SUS!"
  • "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
  • "Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" "The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
  • "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
  • "The cow is GAGA!"
    • "I don't like that woman!"
  • "Pears." (thunderous applause)
  • "IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!" (Beat) "Well that makes no sense!"
  • "We WOULD have, if that cow hadn't molested us!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
  • "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" (beat) "Good."
    • The remake makes a few more edits which arguably make the line funnier:
    Jack's mother: MY BACKYARD IS A GIANT BACKYARD!
    (Jack's mother sobs while the audience laughs)
    Cinderella's Prince (in Cinderella's voice): Well that makes sense!
  • "WOAH!" "What!?" "You heard me! WOAH!"
  • "The Witch was punished with AIDS!"
  • "What did I clearly say? Snghhghghghg!"
  • "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (long awkward pause) "WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af—" "Well that's another story, nevermind!"

• The Phantom of Oprah is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic The Phantom of the Opera
  • "With a little illumination... perhaps we can frighten away the ghost... of SUS"
  • "Who is in there?" "I-saac!"
  • "I'm sure you've read of their junk."
  • "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
  • "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
  • "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
  • "You will therefore cast Mah boi... and Pootis."
  • "I have to cut the shortcake!"
    • "You were trying to cut the cake, right?"
  • "You little FEDORA!"
  • "Say-" "No more talk."
  • "All I want is a world with no more niiiiight" (Princess Luna looks down, upset)
  • "I ATE MY HAT!"
  • "Remember memes used to be funny?"
  • "Where in the world have you been hiding?"
  • "You have come here" (Sistine goes "You don't say?")
  • "You were once my companion cube."
  • "Whatever you believe, this man, this thing, is NOT YOUR FATHER!" (Clip from Maury plays with the techno remix of The Phantom of the Opera, with two black men dancing.)
  • "But remember, keep your hands at the level of your hands!"
  • "Down once more to the dungeons of my black d***, down we plunge to the prison of my mom! Down that path into smores!"

• Devil Take The Toast, a parody of the infamous sequel to Phantom, Love Never Dies
  • "I'm not afraid of him." (Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom) "I'm afraid of him."
  • "Her butter will always follow me."
  • "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
    • "Chalk."
  • "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
  • "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
  • "Is he Mormon?"
  • "Devil take the cake!"
  • "Dedede. Toad."

• Steven Bribes for Seven Broths adapting Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
  • "Bless your beautiful hide, prepare to get high."
  Preacher: Repeat after me. I, Adam Pontipee...
  Adam: (with priest's voice) I, Adam Pontipee.
  • "I feel so wonderful I could yell." "Might start an avalanche." "Hurray!" (avalanche starts)
  • "There was no F names in the Bible, so ma named him F**k, 'cause he smelled so sweet!"
  • "Hey, Milly's going to town!" "Hey! Let's go with her!" "Hey, Milly's with her!" "Hey, let's go to town!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" (transition to next scene) "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"
  • "If you wanna get a girl, you have to grab her like she's a flapjack." "What?"
  • "Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a girl. Aaah, lerl."
  • Two of the women start fighting in their underwear. SCENE MISSING
  • "They say when you marry a Jew, you will always be gay." "Shut up!" (fighting) SCENE MISSING AGAIN
  • "You're my eldest brother. (punch) Now I've always looked up to ya, (punch) tried to ape ya. (punch punch punch) But today I'm ashamed of you. (punch-punch-punch-punch-punch)"
  Preacher: Do you, Alla, Rur, Mam, Lol, Saras, Dorod, take these men to be your lawfully wedded husbands?
  Brides: (with the brothers' voices) We do.
  Preacher: And do you, Gig, Calac, Danad, Ephe, Frarf, and Beb, take these girls to be your lawfully wedded wives?
  Brothers: Huh? Nyah.

• Illegally Blondie is an extremely insane look at the musical Legally Blonde
  • "Dear Elle, honey, bring that ring back and shove it up your a—!" (SMPTE beep) [Uh-oh.]
  • "I just wish I could be there to see when he takes an arrow in the knee!"
  • "Daughter of Beyoncé, now that a man chose you you're gay!"
  • "I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde!"
  • "Madness..." "Must we all descend into madness?"
  • "What you want is memes, but you need to see - memes used to be funny!"
  • "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! And you, button, are a nun!"
  • "Harvard LOL grants admission to Sandeep Padamadan!" (Mahna Mahna dance mix starts playing)
  • "I still don't see one reason to admit you! ...ouy iti you!" "...LOL." (Dramatic Pause) "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
  • "Everyone take your seats - Professor Callahallahallahan should be here any second."
  • "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear a ___ye__ is a sh__. Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb."
  • "Harvard LOL." "That's a school!"
  • "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Enya!"
    • "You're allowed to shoot him in the knee!"
    • Caption: Oh wait, I already made that joke. Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.
  • "Hello, Vivian! I see you came as Vivian!"
  • (To Elle in a playboy bunny outfit) "Change out of your Supreme Court Justice costume."
  • "Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-" "You know what? There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!"
  • "The case of Sussel vs. Susman!" "Determined! Sussel was legally the child, even though he was just his father."
  • "For you, it's poo and conditioner in one." "I love this guy!" "And it's a real ShamWow!" "AHHHHH!"
  • (Elle makes kettle whistle sound, accompanied by a teapot over her head)
  • "LIKE A BOSS!"
  • "You can turn this off right now!" (viewer does just that)
  • "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! Get out of here, all of you."
  • "I'd rather not see Nazis again today. Yay."
  • "Cocaine! First, a deep breath...take it all in..."
  • "Have yourself a soup."
  • "Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"
  • (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
  L: Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
  Callahallahallahan: L-O-L! (L slaps Callahallahallahan)
  L: F___ you, Professor Callahallahallahan. (L raises her hand and Callahallahallahan backs off)
  • (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
  Paulette: Wow, he really likes you!
  Kyle: And I like him. (Pink heart frame is overlapped)
  Paulette: Oh.
  • "Will Miss Chutney please come forward?" *A woman with chutney sauce for a head walks up.* Doubly funny because it's a stealth "sauce" joke!
  • (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
  Vivian: William Shakespeare wrote: Na na na oh oh oh oh tutututu... yay.
  • "So she said we could play WoW! HERE WE GO!" *Scene Missing*
  • "Before we all go...EmmE Forrest, please make me a woman!" *lights go out and play ends*
  • Alternate Ending: (Nuclear bomb explosion)
  Paulette: Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!

• Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory is pure comedic genius.
  • "Nobody ever goes in... and nobody ever goes in."
  • "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, Grampa Joj!"
    • "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
  • Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
  • "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
  • Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package, he pulls out an identical scarf. "Nevermind, Charlie."
  • AGUSUGA GLUE - First Golden Tick Finder
  • 'We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!"
    • "I'M A MAGICIAN! AVADA KEDAVRA!" (Workers scream)
    • "9000 bars an hour they're shelling!"
  • "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
    • (singing)"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"
  • "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means Friday will take place on Monday. Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.
  • "Nevermind, Charlie"
  • Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
  • "May I introduce myself, AlsaSluggles. And don't forget the name.
  • "You're pulling our legs, Charlie."
    • "Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr. Will Smith"
    • (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "You're pulling legs, Charlie."
• Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2 is also pure comedic genius.
  • Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
  • "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."
  • "This is a Muse lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
  • The Chocolate Room with Super Mario Bros. items in it.
  • "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
    • "If you want to view paradise, simply die."
    • "There's nothing...
  • "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
  • "He's *BEEP*ing all the chalk!"
  • You played the Chalk Song.
  • "Oompa Loompa Dedede! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? Eating an elephant! Ah! I don't LOL!"
    • COCANE SUGAR
  • "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "She's a lady!"
  • *Everyone is getting into the infamous boat* *The boat enters the tunnel* *Cut* "We're here."
  • "You're going to love MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
  • DaThings1's long chain of ripoffs.
  • "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
  • "You're blowing up!"
  • "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
  • "Some very unusual sus in here!"
  • When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
  • "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "Veruca went first." YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
  • DaThings' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that doing so was making a joke in itself.
  • You call that unharmed?
    • HERP
    • DERP
    • B'GERP
  • "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, Black and White and Crystal! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "You're an inhuman monster!" "I said GAY sir!"
  • "Charlie...my boy...YOU LOSE!"
    • "Nevermind, Charlie."
  • Everyday I'm Russian.

• Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm
  • The intro with Breakfast Machine playing in the background. Specifically, a version that mixes it with the Heavy's voiceclips.
  • "But there's no Klondike!"
  • "There was a barber and his barber, and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
  • "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with Pitt, and the vermin of the world inhabit Pit!"
  • "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "NOOOOOOOO!" *Beat* "SUS! Bob Barker!"
  • "These are my friends! You shall drip Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
  • "At last... my arm is complete again!" *cue Scare Chord rapidly cut off*
  • "I feel you, JohaahoJ!"
  • "A sailor!"
    • "Sir, you gandered! Gandered, gandered, gandered...(gets faster)"
  • "I feel you, JohannaannahoJ!"
  • "All the rage, he is!"
  • "Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're feelin' like P. Diddy? Well, mentlegen..."
    • "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
  • "PEDO!"
  • "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
  • "And may the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
  • "Excuse me, my lord Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
  • Mrs. Lovett opening the chest containing Pirelli's body, only for him to scream "It was-a da POPE!" at her.
    • "You're barking mad, Dad! For a moment, there, I thought you'd lost your balls."
  • "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
  • The clip from Wallace & Gromit.
  • "I don't care, I got WoW!"
  • "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Justin Bieber*
  • "I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair ba—"

• 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole.
  • This exchange:
  Javert: Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Woah...
  Valjean: I stole the breeeeeeead!
  Javert: Die! *Shoots Valjean with the gun.*
  • "2FORT!"
  • This exchange as well:
  Valjean: My name is Joj ValJeaj!
  Javert: And I'm Jajvert!
  • "Unless you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
  Valjean: "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
  • "You're a dangerous nun!"
  • This bit goes from canon to horrifyingly cruel to Crosses the Line Twice hilarity:
  Valjean: We were starving!
  Javert: You'll starve again! LOL!
  Valjean: LOL!
  • Les Misérables dubstep. It has to be heard to be believed.
    • "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!" "No." (gunshot)
  • "Get me a sandwich!" (is given donuts) "No."
  Valjean: LOL!

• The 10 year Reanimated celebration of "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole" has a load of visual laughs including:
  • The constant "Yes!"/"No..." fight ends with Valjean as Bison and Javert as Mario.
  • Javert's "To the left! To the right! To the left! To the right!" is appropriately turned into a dance.
  • Javert's "It warns you're a man" has him turn into Josh
  • When Javert tells Valjean "Do not forget my mom", he turns into Muscle Man.
  • Valjean declaring "I stole a bread!" turns into a Visual Pun with a sudden appearance by Y'shtola.
  • Javert's "Die!" has another Visual Pun, killing Valjean with an explosive D20.
  • Funny Background Events ahoy, as the prisoners are replaced with crewmates, Jigen, Berts, and penguins.
  • The Stinger of Javert ^Note  who is not wearing a mask demanding a sandwich has a poster on the wall:
  "MASKS REQUIRED. That means you, Jajvert. No one is exempt from the meaning of NARUSNADSTUW. If you comply, then your previous offenses will be water under the bridge. Sincerely, The Mammoth of the HouoH."

• Jajvert Gets The Bagel.
  • "Your face is not a face"
  • Javert crapping himself and his exchange with Valjean afterwards.
  Javert: Monsieur le Maire, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear.
  Valjean: You have only done your doo-ty. Lol!
  Javert: Lol!
  • Valjean dropping the cart on Fauchelevent.
  • "All I did was steal some suffering child!"
  • Javert pettily refusing to let Valjean get a word in:
  Javert: [You'll wear a different] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—
  Valjean: Before you say another word, Javert...
  Javert: —aaaaaaaaaaa—
  Valjean: Before you chain me up like a slave again...
  Javert: —aaaaaaaaaaa—
  Valjean: ... Javert...
  Javert: --aaaaaaaaiii--
  Valjean: Listen to me—
  Javert: —No. -aaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn...

• A Nun Sings About Topography
  • "The hills are hills."
  • "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
    • "I want to browse /r/trees."
  • "Toot."
  • "With the sound of Muse."
    • "I want your hearrrrrrrt"
  • And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

• Album Art is Always Square is based on a song from a lesser-known musical, Alice by Heart (from the composers of Spring Awakening).
  • The Running Gag of the album art itself changing, including:
    • The thumbnail, which jokes about the bad conversion of rectangular videos to a square aspect ratio^note  which happens frequently in the video thanks to the video being square, hence the title
    • All of the production credits and the title becoming variations of "Original Cast Recording"
    • All text becoming mirrored as a visual version of DaThing's prolific sus editing
    • The two album cover Patreon plug
    • THIS JOKE WAS STOLEN FROM JALISA WESCHEN; CHECK OUT YTP: LOBSTER PARTY, IT'S ON HER CHANNEL
    • WHOA LOOK AT THESE TWO FANCY KIDS I WONDER WHY THEIR ARMS & LEGS ARE SO HIGH THAT'S PROBS UNCOMFY FOR THE FOLKS BELOW
    • Changing to a "Lobster Cast Recording," with the creator's names now being jokes on the song lyrics and the musical's title being changed to the song's original title
    • Changing every last name to the section they wrote and the title to "Alice by Alice"
    • Making all vowels the letter O
    • Changing the title to Les Misérables and making the names Prisoner 24602060451, Jaj ValJeaj, and Officer Jajvert Jajvertson, as well as including the quote "Get me a sandwich!"
  • "When you partner with a lobster, you partner with Jason"
  Penny: Can we get pogs for Jason?
  Singer: NO.
  • "When you partner with a mobster, all the world partners with your partner"
  • "When you partner with Pauly Shore, all the world's your oyster"
  Sans: uh...hi?
  Singer: Hello, Sans!
  • Immediately after:
  Woman: What're you guys playing?
  Man: We're supposed to be playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my--
  Singer: *in the middle of the above quote* Let's skip this.
  • "Hold her by the claws and hold her by the clock and hold her by the candle holder and hold her by the pants"
  • *while playing the infamous "fuck her right in the pussy" newsclip* "Hold her by the *as it cuts back to the album cover* claws and whisper 'Howdy, partner.'"
  • "When you parbster with a Lautner..."
  • "All the seagulls died"
  • "Aha, here's the problem! Too many lobsters! You know what they say: when you partner with a lobster, they pinch back."

• Ladies and gentlemen, the sequel to Woods: Rekindled.
  • "I never thought I could be soapy!" "We're so happy you're so soapy!"
  • The introductory song is interrupted by Demoman, Billy Mays and Egoraptor shouting...
    Demoman: KA-BOOOM!!! (explosion ensues)
    Billy Mays: Kaboom!™
    Egoraptor: Ka-blowey boom!
  • This conversation:
    Baker: Do you think it was a bear?
    Witch: A bear? Bears are imaginary! Besides, you ever seen a bear with four feet?
    Baker's Wife: Dragon?
    Witch: No, no, no, no. NoooOOO!
    Baker: Manticore?
    Witch: Extinct!
    Baker's Wife: Griffin?
    Witch: Stinked.
    Baker: GIANT?!?
    (Beat)
    Witch: Woo-hoh-hoo!
  • "The story unfolds." "SUS!" (laughter followed by applause)
  • "I found a tower entirely of glass. No, it's a casket entirely of glass-ket! No, it's a maiden made entirely of hair! No, entirely of beer!"
  • Witch: IT'S A WOMAN!
    Giantess: Where is the lad? (picture of a dog is shown)
    Steward: There is no lad! (dog picture pans out)
    Giantess: I want the lad! (dog picture returns)
    Steward: THERE IS NO LAD! (dog picture pans out again)
    Giantess: I want the beans! (picture of dog's paw appears)
    Narrator: Now, you must understand, these were not people.
    Witch: Aeuoieouoaueoiaueoeiauoieaueo
    Red Riding Hood: It was you who destroyed our house, not a great big Yoo-hoo™!
  • The Yoo-Hoo and Frosted Flakes commercial breaks. They have to be seen to be believed.
    Narrator: (after the Frosted Flakes commercial) They're great. (notices everyone looking at him) What?
  • "We had sold his magic cow in exchanged for beloved bees! If anyone is to be punished, it's the MAMMOTHS!"
    • Jack's mother cries sound like a siren. It was taken from the previous act.
    • Jack's mother gets hit by the Steward with the sound of Scout's "BONK!". The Baker's reaction is priceless.
      Baker: She's in pork condition!
  • "We're off to a hidden kingdom!" "Sssshhhh!!" "We're off to kingdom hingdom!" "SSSSHHHH!!!" "We're off—to see the wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of—" "Oz!"
  • Little Red recalls killing three thousand wolves.
  • The main characters' discussion with the Witch, during which, Little Red says unintelligible stuff and everyone keeps mentioning of a boy (repeatedly) which culminates to...
    Jingle: ♫ Big Boy™... we borrowed your DS from your mother! ♫
    • The nonsense that ensues after the conversation, including the Baker's wife saying "What?" which makes it the third time someone says "What?" (since the Narrator said it twice).
  • The Witch's Incredibly Long Note.
    Baker: (censored) this!
    Cinderella: Maybe I shouldn't have attended the fef.
  • The Baker's Dead Person Conversation with his father. That is all.
    Baker: ♫ No ♫ (crowd applauses)
  • The Baker's plan to kill the Giant?
    Baker: We must smear the ___ch!
  • "Jaj... Your mother." (laughter followed by applause) "Woodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoods, woods! Woods! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!"
  • The Stinger:
    VO: And now, back to our messages!
    (long period of awkward silence followed by dramatic breathing)
    Cinderella: The Giant went in that direction.
    Cinderella's Prince: Thank you. *leaves*
    (audience laughs before applauding)