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This boy has no truer friend than his mother.
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This page covers every character directly connected with both Fern Green and her son. This includes themselves, voices which speak in their heads, alternate universe versions of them, and clones.


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    Fern Green 

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Mama's on her way…

You ignore the spinal column's sales pitch and the other whining meat scraps, pressing on in your urgent quest to reunite with your kid and find a way out of this cheap, laughable horror show. You'll find him on your own, or you'll beat what you need to know out of that pink doorknob guy or whatever the hell that was supposed to be. On your way down the hall, you notice a huge, leaking pile of trash bags on the floor. What a dump. What an absolute joke. You know what you should do? You should sue. Do talking bugs and guts know what that is? They vaguely know what "hospitals" are supposed to be, maybe they know what a big fat lawsuit looks like.

Our imperiled heroine; a reluctant and very nervous woman who awakens in the titular hospital after trying desperately to find a cure for the disease afflicting her son. Now she must find her son and escape. Although she has no obvious skills or powers, the love for her child, her undying empathy for everything and quick acclimation to the Hospital's weirdness keeps her going strong.

In the Hospital, her room is Exam Room V.


  • Asexuality: And Aromantic. She told Chip she's "not the relationship type," although she is on record as having had one boyfriend once. Though her author isn't 100% committed on her being "technically" asexual:
    Bogleech: I dunno if I think of her as "technically" aro/ace so much as just exactly like my mom and all her mom friends I knew growing up; they just kinda didn't care either way and put everything else in their lives over any interest in dating, or they got totally sick of relationships at an early age. They could take them or leave them basically... I guess it's complicated.
  • Audience Surrogate: Since Blue and Orange Morality and World of Weirdness are two of the most predominating tropes in Awful Hospital's storyline, it helps having a lady like Fern around, to ask all the questions that a normal human would be asking.
  • Badass Normal: For a bog-standard human without a clue what's going on, she rises admirably to the occasion.
  • Bad "Bad Acting": When circumstances call upon Fern to impersonate someone else... she's very poor at slipping into character.
  • Bad Dreams: This poor woman dies gruesomely, then awakens in a new body far more often than she reawakens in the same body after falling asleep. Inevitably, when she does get sleep, it's plagued with nightmares.
  • Bag of Holding: The tote bag she buys from the Crooked Spine. It functions by Hammerspace rules and holds up to ten items.
  • Bag of Spilling: The tote bag CANNOT be summoned in every zone, as Fern learns at the most inconvenient possible time.
  • Barbarian Hero: Celia assigned this role to Fern without bothering to consult her. Although in combat, she could almost be accused of taking this role to heart.
    YOU SWING YOUR +1 AXE! STRIKE ROLL: 21! (CRITICAL STRIKE! +1 DAMAGE BONUS!) The axe buries deep in the soft, spongy, rotten face of the creature, greenish ichor spurting loudly from its maw and open eye socket.
    Celia: Yeesh. Brutal. What do you even need us around?
  • Barbie Doll Anatomy: When Bogleech draws several of his characters, including Fern, naked, Fern's appearance remains "simplified".
  • The Beastmaster: She has a "Minion" command allowing her to use the Kidney Stone Baby and the Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp in battle. note 
  • Beige Prose: She's down-to-earth and plainspoken to a fault, and isn't really one for flowery language. This trait is especially obvious whenever she finds herself exchanging words with an exceptionally florid ham. Which isn't an infrequent occurrence for her.
  • Bizarre Alien Senses: She has been feeling things she cannot quite understand ever since branchinating and entering the alien zones. When she gets dosed on Anna's Fantastic Drug gas, she becomes conscious of the "Faz" sense, something the aliens from other zones are familiar with, but grayzoners are normally not.
  • Blocking Stops All Damage: Almost all damage. Whenever Fern blocks in combat, the most she'll suffer is just one heart of damage from "recoil". Even against much mightier enemies who should rightfully overpower her blocking attempts by a vast degree.
    Reflexively, almost guided by the kidney blade itself, Fern manages to bar the horrific blow from tearing through her flesh. You're not sure how it's even possible, considering the difference in scale...
  • Character Level: She starts the story at level 10, and has slowly increased it over the course of the comic.
  • The Chosen One: She has a direct connection to her son, which makes her one of the most important pieces in the entire crisis. Mysterious forces have been pulling strings, manipulating her entire quest to save her son and the rest of existence from the disease the Parliament infected him with.
  • Color-Coded for Your Convenience: Fern's texture coloration is actually a green-tinted picture of bacteria under a microscope.
  • Conditioned to Accept Horror: She's a veritable valedictorian of the Laurie Strode School of Character Development.
    ...at least you're getting pretty used to bad smells. And bad visuals. Sounds. Textures. All pretty not-good lately.
  • Covered in Gunge: The hospital gown that Fern first wakes up in is described as "in dire need of washing. Or burning." by herself and 'freshly mucused' by Dr. Phage. She's never given the chance to change out of this outfit… and even in instances where her body's reduced to so much gory salsa, her Hospital caretakers merely slip a new mucused gown over her new body. What's more, ever SINCE her first awakening, she's come in contact with all sorts of substances in the Hospital… none of which are soap, shampoo, or clean water. You can imagine the state of her hygiene...
  • Cowardly Lion: She's rather meek upon first waking up in the Hospital, but luckily Character Development helps cancel most of her cowardice out in the face of the weirdness surrounding her from head to toe, but she still shows reservance throughout most of her journey.
  • Dear Diary: She briefly attempted to map out the Hospital, but eventually just threw her map away, and instead started writing "notes" about her Hospital adventures.
  • Determined Defeatist: It wouldn't matter if her son was utterly doomed and all reality was doomed with him, and any action she might take would be doomed to futility. Fern's still dead-set on making her best effort.
    Fern: I don't know if I can do anything for my son, I don't know if I can survive long enough to ever see him again, I don't even know what's real and unreal anymore or how any part of the universe makes any sense and every one of those things terrify me so much that it really would be easier to keel over and give up here and now... but even if there's no hope, no chance whatsoever that I can make a difference... I have to see that through. As long as I'm alive to keep trying, I have to... and I have to believe that it's better than nothing.
  • Devoured by the Horde: One of her deaths involves being eaten by a horde of slobs.
  • Earthy Barefoot Character: The Hospital's given Fern a gown, but no shoes of any sort. Everywhere she's been, she's gone barefoot, (so you'd better believe her feet are thoroughly "earthy" at this point!) Even though the Spine offers a pair of slippers for sale, she has yet to buy it.
    Crooked Spine: Still walking BAREFOOT on a hospital floor so thoroughly coated in PISSWORM SPORES!? That's a FASHION DISASTER! This STUNNING indoor wear can be yours for only ~25ub!
  • Evolving Weapon: After it's used to kill Ms. Kidney Stone, the jagged piece of wood emerges coated in "mineral waste". Ms. Green observes that it's now sharper than before. This also applies to the broken pipe she gets, when she attaches an axe to it.
  • Expendable Clone: Finding a morgue full of her own corpses makes her fear this. Subverted when she learns that she's the only non-expendable one: she's the "core" being, of which the others are alternate manifestations.
    Maggie: That's existing, for you!
  • Fantastic Racism: Briefly regards the other patients with disdain and only helped them when she thought it would help her find her son. Growing into her own character and gaining companions helps her lose this trait entirely, although she's still understandably horrified by many things she encounters.
  • Fat Girl: Even though it isn't that noticeable most of the time due to her gown, Fern is pretty chunky, irrespective of the fact she has rarely eaten during her time in the Hospital. Other characters have occasionally commented on her weight.
    Celia: Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
    Willis: (comparing her to Jay) You have way bigger parts. Do you have more blood, Fern??
    Jay: No wonder I had to waste a bullet saving your fat ass.
    Crash: LEMME JUST SCAN THE OL' VAPODRIVES FOR "GREY ZONER: MIDDLE-AGED: COULD STAND TO DROP A DOZEN POU-" AHA! HERE WE GO!!!
  • Featureless Protagonist: She was originally designed as such so as not to have any connection to any particular race or culture, but Characterization Marches On and her featurelessness flakes off. note  It was for this reason that her real name was finally revealed:
    Bogleech: It had been a year of her going unnamed and it was just kinda getting silly. When the comic started, she was going to be nameless because she was going to be more like a "reader insert" or "blank slate" kind of character, but she quickly developed a distinct personality anyway.
  • Flat "What": Her reaction to Balmer going into a state of pure panic over a dolphin, having not yet learned just how unfathomably evil and deadly dolphins really are.
  • Green Around the Gills: Green is not Fern's natural skin color, yet she never suffers any symptoms of illness. It's possible that she's an Asymptomatic Disease Carrier.
  • Hair Growth: It's hard to pin down just how MUCH time has passed for Fern in total. But between one thing and other, she starts the story off with short hair, and it grows out to a lengthy ponytail. It may just be the result of Art Evolution, though.
  • Hartman Hips: Not as evident in early strips, but her Art Evolution settles on this.
  • Hearing Voices: Though she's not sure what they are. At one point, she theorizes they might be "little green men beaming radio signals into her brain".
  • The Heart: She stands out for caring about even the most incomprehensible of beings, up to and including a giant kidney stone and a suit full of flies, and especially a living circle of Willis!
  • Hearts Are Health: Makes its surprise debut during the 'Inert Sub-Concept Vessel' arc.
  • Heroic Willpower: She's a very determined lady.
  • Higher Understanding Through Drugs: Anna hits her with a Fantastic Drug gas that opens up Fern's core, giving her a different perception of reality. She gains access to several abilities she normally isn't conscious of and a view of "the layers" and "the paths", giving her a profound sense of how to accomplish her objectives and allowing her to speed-run it.
  • "Holy Shit!" Quotient: Fern learns to accept a lot of strangeness at face value, but she never quite reaches the point where nothing can faze her. Every time she sets the goalposts back on her HSQ some weird new thing still manages to come along and score a touchdown.
  • Huge Rider, Tiny Mount: When she gets dosed on gas, a Fantastic Drug, she tries to use Isaac as a mount.
  • Iconic Item: Her "kidney blade". More often than not, it's right in her hand whenever she's exploring the Hospital.
    • If Cathy is to be believed, the kidney blade is actually a Live Item in its own right, and "she" very much likes being Fern's sword. Assuming this is true, then the kidney blade has yet to communicate with Fern in any way.
    Fern: I just sort of wound up with it and it turned out to be really handy. I probably shouldn't have it.
    Cathy: Well, she doesn't seem to feel that way. Her core is largely dormant, but the aroma tells me she's been quite content with this arrangement. You've fed her quite well.
    Fern: Oh. That's uh, nice to know and not creepy at all.
  • Improvised Weapon User: Several; a jagged wooden shard of a broken picture frame, a broken pipe, a mallet found on the ground, a can of spray cheese…
  • Iron Woobie: Seriously, read through all Fern's other tropes, then tell us she isn't this.
  • "It" Is Dehumanizing: Fern is normally very good at averting this trope, but when she first met Isaac, she couldn't help but keep referring to him as "it" even as Willis kept calling him "him".
    • Finally starts averting it as of page 829 and even decides in the next page that the slob should be given a proper name.
  • Lady Swears-a-Lot: Normally Averted, as Bogleech mentions that trying not to swear is a very "mom" thing to do. Played for Laughs in an April Fools' Day update, where almost all of Fern's dialogue
consists of her shouting "AW, SHIT!"
  • Laser-Guided Amnesia: Amnesia's really the wrong word, in Fern's case. Fern knows who she is and is perfectly capable of recalling her past. Yet she feels that some force is preventing her from indulging in any detailed retrospection of her pre-Hospital life.
    Fern's Notes: Memory of life is fuzzy? Not exactly, not like amnesia. More like I just can't get myself to think or talk about it very easily, the Hospital just takes over my thoughts.
  • Level Drain: The first Diptomancy spell Fern learns is called Maggot Missile, which allows her to reduce an opponent's Character Level for the duration of the combat encounter.
  • Magic Wand: All of Maggie's conceptual spawn carry what is called, a Flyactery, a type of amulet used to cast Diptomancy. One of them, Magdolene, gives hers to Fern, since her Character Level has grown strong enough for her to not need hers, making Fern a novice Diptomancer and able to use fly and maggot related magic.
  • Mama Bear: All that potentially mind-destroying shit she goes through is to reunite with her son, and threatening that son is a good way to get violently beaten down.
  • Mundane Luxury: Instead of Level Grinding, instances of this trope are what raise Fern's levels. For example; drinking an excellent cup of chocolate mocha raised her one level. Getting to wash her hands in a clean bathroom's sink raised her two levels, and advanced all the rest of her stats as well!
  • Neat Freak: Fern's developed a resigned tolerance to The Hospital's filth... yet it's clear she prefers cleanliness. One of her first actions in the webcomic was slipping on a pair of rubber gloves. After those broke, she got a STRONGER pair of gloves, which boosted her confidence. And let's not forget that one time she washed her hands in a clean bathroom...
  • New Powers as the Plot Demands: For over 640 pages, Dr. Mizer's voice was somehow completely inaudible to Fern. Then suddenly, during a confrontation with him in the Surgery Ward's waiting lobby, she started being able to hear him. No explanation given as to why.
  • No Name Given: For the longest while.
    Lexis: I'm Lexis! What's your name?
    Fern, (at the time nameless): Not important.
  • Only Sane Man: With increasing Unfazed Everyman tendencies as she gets used to her new surroundings.
  • Pajama-Clad Hero: In the gown of a bedridden hospital patient.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: Just by wearing it on her uniform, Fern's Temp Staff Badge makes her seem like a normal Hospital temp to the real Hospital employees. But because it can change on her without warning, her "Frannie disguise" is not 100% reliable. It has also been implied that the Hospital Staff's Sanity Slippage is the main reason it's even working, and in turn means that they will be less than understanding of why she had to do it if they ever manage to find her out.
  • Parenthetical Swearing: It doesn't take long for Dr. Fleagood's behavior to get on her nerves, and she ultimately refers to him as "Dr" in sarcastic quotation marks.
  • Player Headquarters: Fern has two so far. In the Exam Ward, she has her personal hospital room, (Exam Room V,) and in the Maternity Ward, she's given the Temp Office. Both places offer her a relatively higher degree of privacy and distance from danger. They're also furnished with supernatural drawers. Much like the storage units in Resident Evil save rooms, storage space is limitless in these drawers, and the items Fern stows in them will "follow" her and reappear in identical-looking drawers in other locations throughout the Hospital.
  • Pre-Mortem One-Liner: In the heat of battle, she'll roll out such bon mots as "Why don't you just piss off?!" to Ms. Kidney Stone and "Can it!" to the Balphin.
  • Punny Name: She's a green Fern. Get it?
  • Ripple Effect-Proof Memory: While practically everyone else in the Hospital is susceptible to memory rewrites, Fern never forgets a person.
    Any further inquiries are met with the same response, identical as a recording. You get the feeling this is one of those weird "concept" things, like how nobody remembered Jay's victims. It's disconcerting... but it's also kinda nice, how these things don't affect you the same way. It feels like an actual edge against... whatever the heck it is you're up against.
  • Sue Donym: When Fern bluffs her way into a job as Temp Staff, she almost gives her real name, then modifies it at the last second to "Frannie". It works just fine on many Hospital staff members, but the ones that still retain some sanity are able to detect that she isn't who she claims to be.
  • Team Mom: It goes beyond even being a mother searching for her son. Between the likes of the Kidney Stone baby, the Polyp, Diptworth, and even Willis, this woman seems to be consistently thrust into a maternal role.
    • During Phase Two, her maternal qualities are taken to the next level, when she's put to work under Dr. Gynnie, especially with regards to the egglets.
  • The Noseless: Purely a stylistic choice on the part of her artist; she can smell perfectly fine, (though in a place as gross as The Hospital, it would've almost been a mercy if she'd TRULY been noseless.)
  • Token Human: Of any team she happens to be a part of, and indeed, for Awful Hospital as a whole. (Not that there are NO other humans around…)
  • Unfazed Everyman: Eventually, to the extent that being torn apart by thousands of mutated undead copies of herself and dragged Back from the Dead just leaves her pleased that she got to her destination.
  • Unnamed Parent: Subverted after a long string of Unreveals, when she's finally addressed as Fernto Celia's confusion.
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Helped the Burgrr Inc. personnel start their next grey-harvest on time, completely unaware what a grey-harvest actually is.
    • Pretty much everything she did to try and help the patients during the Fetch Quest arc only ended up making things worse.
  • Weirdness Censor: Curiously, she can't seem to see that she's green, insisting that she appears "perfectly normal." Other characters in this story CAN see her greenness.
    • That said, she's hasn't been deaf to all the times others have called her "green". When she first lays eyes upon Jay, she suspects her condition may be similar.
    His entire body glows an unnatural, brilliant blue, flickering intermittently like an oversaturated television. Strange, splotchy shadows bubble and flow across his surface as if cast by unseen, moving objects. …Is that why everything keeps calling you "green?" Is this how you look?
  • Weaksauce Weakness: When she gets dosed on Anna's gas, giving her a different perception of reality that results in her attacking an alien called a Folder, Willis is able to ward her away like a vampire and a crucifix by using their "Wrong Way" sign.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: She's a stoic witness to an astonishing variety of the Perception Range's Body Horror, but a pulsating, wart-encrusted foot grosses her out so much that her revulsion censors the page it's on.

     Fern's Son (Junior) 

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The words don't lie.

Fern: I have a son, and the doctors have him...somewhere. They won't tell me where, or even why we're here, so I'm trying to find him myself, and get out of here.

Our heroine's infant son became sick with a mysterious ailment before the start of the story. Outwardly appearing as a progressive mass of green skin boils and errant follicles, the disease baffled numerous doctors and specialists. The child has joined his mother in Dr. Phage's Hospital, although his location is within the Problem Vault, inside the heavily-fortified Maternity Ward.


  • And I Must Scream: Aside from shifting at random into the darkest, most distant corners of the Perception Range, his sickness is so bad that Fern describes him to be falling apart on her — almost literally.
  • Body Horror: Whatever disease he has is interdimentional in nature, and results in this trope to the extreme, with his symptoms including large tumorous boils covering his face, abnormal patterns, glowing, oozing, being completely green (to the point of even "smelling green"), and even hallucinations that result in him seeing his mother in various body-horrific alternate versions. Early sketches even show him afflicted with the disease, and it's definitely not pleasant-looking in the slightest.
  • Corrupt the Cutie: Corrupting this infant, both spiritually and physically, and turning him to their side, seems to be at least one goal of the Parliament. Alarmingly, there are signs that they're winning him over.
  • Green Around the Gills: We have his mother's word on it that he's every bit as green as she is. Unlike her, he's afflicted with no end of symptoms.
    Fern: Green… coming out of him. Patterns on him. Patterns around him.
  • Idiot Ball: It's unknown whether it's the baby, himself, that produces this effect, the disease ailing him, or WHAT. Whatever the source; any medical practitioner who has ever looked into this poor child's case (human or otherwise) has been rendered incompetent; unable to give him a proper prognosis or diagnosis, let alone treat his condition.
    Staph: These doctors of yours...what did they say?
    Fern: Nonsense. Garbage. "Up his vitamins!" ... "Somebody's needs a nap!" …it…it was like they were just going through the motions, reading off a script, like they almost didn't totally connect what I was showing them. "They all go through this at that age!" they'd say. NO, THEY DON'T. I'm pretty sure I'd KNOW if they did. Everyone would know!!
  • The Littlest Cancer Patient: No one knows whether it's actually cancer or some entirely different disease, but the little guy's suffering terribly from it. The Parliament has big plans for him, as in using him to assimilate the multiverse into the "Allcore."
  • No Name Given: Though his mom's been named, he hasn't yet. So far, Fern's always referred to him as "my son" when discussing him with others. Many of the Commentators have nicknamed him "Junior".
  • Patient Zero: From what we know, the Parliament appears to be using him as the breeding ground for an extremely potent disease that can infect anything. And we truly mean anything - the disease infects the entire concept of whatever it's in contact with and then mutates it into incomprehensible new forms. Crash compares it to catching an aggressive cancer from anything from another human being to the sound of a trombone.
  • The Faceless: So far, the most we've seen of this baby outside of obscuring silhouettes is his hands. And his hands do not look well.
  • Protectorate: Fern's doing everything in her power to rescue her baby from the staff of this awful hospital.
  • Random Transportation: Random teleportation through the Multiverse seems to be brought on by his ailment and exacerbated by Dr. Phage's injection. It may be a variant of True Sight, with the son never moving but his perception shifting between overlapping Zones.
  • Signature Scent: Green, somehow, and badly enough to turn a maggot's stomach.
    Maggie: Mmmmm...methane, sulfur...my mouth should be waterin', but there's somethin' else...can't quite place it…I ain't feelin' too well.
    Fern: It...it's how he smelled...my son...
  • Walking Wasteland: To put it simply; this baby's disease is contaminating and destabilizing reality itself.
    Scissie: From what I've heard, it's demonstrating exponential autobranchination without an external trigger, sprouting abnomalous interzonal conduits faster than even Tori can hack 'em off! Can you imagine what would happen if that thing breached the biohorizon!? ...I heard it branches and re-branches even in existovoid, can't be schroded, transplanted or reconceivulated and it's contaminating streams with no common conceptoroot! We're probably far past the point of reversal if you ask me...

     The Commentators 

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If you are an Interactive Comic protagonist, this is how the inside of your mind looks like.

Click here  to see Crash's unflatteringly-cartoonish-yet-accurate depiction of The Commentators.

Through the gibbering chaos in your subconscious, a single plea rises above the rest, echoing around you like the wisdom of a ghostly mentor…

The myriad of unseeable, intangible entities that gained access to Fern's mind when she was admitted to the hospital; since then, they have become an important part of her decision-making process. Furthermore, because the protagonist's story is told (primarily) in Second Person, the narrative more-or-less invites the Commentators to think of themselves as her. Ostensibly, they provide helpful guidance. In reality, a significant number of the voices are either mischievous, antagonistic, anarchic or provide a silly Greek Chorus instead.

They belong to a class of telepathic beings referred to throughout the zones as "Buzzers".


  • Appeal to Flattery: How they manipulated Dr. Phage when they were briefly switched over to 'advising' him.
    Commentator: Yes, yes. Keeping your desk unlocked is a brilliant move befitting a genius. You know what else would show off your intellectual status like the true savant you are? Keeping your office door unlocked too.
  • Audience Participation: The Commentators are composed of Real Life members of Awful Hospital's audience who actively give suggestions to Fern.note 
  • Big Damn Heroes: Right when its seems Double Doors will override Fern's willpower, they come to her rescue and override right back.
  • Big Good: Despite all their silliness and messing around, The Commentators in the end do want what is best for the protagonists and have been able to use clever thinking to save Fern from multiple dangerous situations. However this also tends to be deconstructed by other characters as well who point out that the Commentators lack of knowledge about how the universe works will only negatively affect Fern in the long run.
  • Bookworm: They love reading. To date, any time a merchant happens to have a book for sale, it's always been a must-buy item.
  • Controllable Helplessness: An increasingly disturbing trend is that when the Commentators learn something about The Parliament and try to warn the character they are controlling at the time about it, there is usually something prepared to keep the character from noticing or remembering, leaving the Commentators to just sit and watch.
  • Cruel Mercy: The Commentators can be partial to this. For example; it was within their power to eliminate Jay and Crash as problems by arranging to have their cores removed. Instead, they sent Crash in what amounts to a limbo, while Jay's humanity was stripped away, and he became trapped as a slave of the Cafe.
    • Slightly subverted with Jay, as he actually enjoys working at The Cafe. It helps that he has no memories of ever being human.
  • The Cuckoolander Was Right: Fern has the power to decide whether or not to follow the voices' suggestions, which she'll often do when they become too overbearing or perverse. Whenever she ignores the voices, the result is usually her quick demise.
  • Cuteness Proximity: The Commentators are pretty much unanimous in their doting adoration for Isaac. During his time as the story's protagonist, a fair number of them even liked to Baby Talk the way he does.
    Isaac: U CAN TELLLL… A LOWDEST.
    Commentator 1: B CARFULS, GREAMN IS SCARE BY SLUBBS! DON'T USE UR LOWDEST, USE UR queyetest. like this. it like a lowdest, but sufter amnd mur frembly.
    Commentator 2: ASLO NO GIB SLASH, GIB HUGZ!
  • Developers' Foresight: Actually, no. Many times, the Commentators will come up with solutions and ideas which Bogleech hadn't even thought of, beforehand. Usually, he enjoys incorporating them.
    Bogleech: I really liked the suggestion to save a piece of her, like a finger. Despite that fully working within my own established rules I did not think of that and that is why this is an interactive comic. This happens a lot. I won't have something in mind but it'll make so much sense that you probably didn't even notice you made it happen.
  • Distracted by the Sexy: Are fond of shipping certain characters together, even if that has no obvious bearings on Fern's goals. In the earlier days, when more of the comments dealt primarily with offering Fern suggestions, a few of the voices suggested that she get naked. She eventually obliged.
    • When an unexpected character, Dr. Balmer, returned after being gone for seveal hundred pages, many Commentators were practically swooning on his new, more humanoid and muscular body.
  • Establishing Character Moment: On the first page of the comic, there are a lot of comments about a clown painting on the wall. On the next page, our protagonist has become inexplicably fixated on it, claiming that there are "more than a hundred different voices are chattering away in your brain." The painting in question, as well as its successors, all end up proving useful to the Protagonist in some fashion. This does a great job of establishing how the audience's influence will manifest in-universe, as well as what sort of attitude the commentators will have.
  • Good Samaritan: Whenever Fern comes across some creature in distress, the Commentators will usually nudge Fern to help that creature out. Although it's debatable how much of this altruism is truly Fern's own, rather than her following the Commentators' guidance; note  she reaps the benefits of friendship and goodwill from the monsters she assists.
  • Hearing Voices: These things are the voices Fern hears.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Several of the Commentators were willing to sacrifice themselves to serve as Crash's replacement, but he shot the idea down.
    Commentators: Could we replace your core with one of us?
    Crash: OOH, THERE'S A THOUGHT! I'D ALMOST REGRET NOT BEING AROUND TO SEE THE IMMEDIATE MELTDOWN OF EVERY ALGORITHM HOLDING THIS PLACE TOGETHER.
    • Though it should be noted that most of the volunteers didn't really consider this to be a sacrifice.
  • Human Pack Mule: True to their kleptomaniac nature, the Commentators will habitually make Fern and all the companions she currently has with her carry a LOT of inventory items.
  • If You Ever Do Anything to Hurt Her...: Snarky and irreverent though the Commentators always are… the majority of them are ferociously protective of Fern. Anything that would seriously do her harm… they are out for its blood.
    Commentator: Miss Green. normally here I'd make some snide joke about your world at large, or give some rather avoidance advice, or suggest a third course of action. I'm not going to do that. No, no. My advice for this situation boils down to three words, screamed in the most metal of ways: KICK HIS ASS.
  • In-Series Nickname: "Buzzers" and "Head Bees".
  • Kleptomaniac Hero: If Fern enters a room, and there are any objects which could conceivably be taken, odds are excellent that the Commentators will encourage her to add them to her inventory. Even if they are things like yellow sticky pads or rubber ducks or live worms, which Bogleech never originally intended to BE inventory items. Ironically, these items are the ones which prove to be incredibly useful.
  • Let's Get Dangerous!: Should a situation take a turn for the worse, even among the more silly commentators, they will brainstorm clever ways to get the protagonist out of the situation.
  • The Loonie: There certainly are a few of these among the Commentators... while others are more rational.
  • Merger of Souls: There's an unsettling possibility that Fern's mind and soul may be beginning to fuse with those of her Commentators...
    ...If only you could still make out their voices individually... When did that change? Come to think of it, it's only gotten harder to separate them from your own thoughts. Is that......good?
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Crash reveals that the Commentators' advice has so badly compromised Fern's mind that they've allowed other, bigger, less friendly entities to waltz right in if they know how (like Crash himself, for instance).
  • No Name Given: Oh, the Commentators do have names, don't get us wrong. But because they have the power to change their names and avatars at any time... we'll just be calling them 'The Commentators' here on TV Tropes.
  • Player and Protagonist Integration: An important thematic element throughout the story. Fern's relation to the Commentators falls squarely under "Advisor".
  • Rotating Protagonist: While this webcomic doesn't have it bad as something like Superego, there'll be times where the Commentators will find themselves abruptly transferred into the mind of some other character who isn't Fern.
  • Sarcastic Devotee: Almost none of the Commentators are 100% respectful or un-snarky, especially those who have been following the story with the most loyalty.
  • Save the Villain: Sometimes, (though not EVERY time,) the Commentators choose to spare the lives of wrongdoers they could've very easily put to death. This includes the Moldsucker, Jay, and Crash.
  • Second Person: In Awful Hospital's prose, Ms. Green is referenced as "you", inviting personal investment between the commentators and herself. "YOU" is also her character name during scripted conversational sequences. Except in one notable case where the Commentators just went too far. In retaliation, she switched straight to First Person, and her character name changed to "ME". At a certain point, the heroine's character listing in dialogue was no longer "YOU" or "ME" but the Third Person "FERN". This was not a punishment, but story development.
  • Selective Obliviousness: Sometimes, The Commentators will find their efforts thwarted by this trope. There've been instances where treacherous backstabbers will try to hoodwink people they're guiding. If it'll ruin the Dramatic Irony, those humans will be deaf to the Commentators' every warning.
  • Verbal Tic: Whenever the Commentators speak, In-Universe,note  their words are preceded by a greater-than symbol: [>] Mostly, this happens at the top of the webcomic's pages, showing the instructions they've issued to Fern and other protagonists. But the ">" is also present in the immensely rare back-and-forth dialogues they've held with other characters.
    >Is anime real?
    Crash: ONLY THE ONE YOU HATE MOST.
  • Video Game Cruelty Punishment: Fern wants valuable guidance from the voices in her head. She's willing to humor a few odd requests, every so often. But she's no mindless puppet. If she feels The Commentators' recommendations are turning too twisted, petty, or tyrannical, she'll tell them off for it, then take charge of her own destiny for a time, ignoring all voices completely.
  • Wham Line:
    • Courtesy of Dr. Phage. The majority of the commentators reacted with aggressive hostility, refusing to take him at his word.
    Dr. Phage: You're only poisoning her, you know.
    • There is also what Wallflap of the Parliament has to say about buzzers.
    ...Some of our best work, if you ask me.
  • World's Best Warrior: They're a Mission Control version of this. To date, any time The Commentators have been in charge of directing Fern or other protagonists in combat scenarios, it's the protagonists they lead who always end up coming out on top.
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    Mysterious Presence 

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Looks like the Commentators have competition!

Mysterious Presence: >Check the Garbage, Fern.
Wait... was that, uh... them? It didn't feel like the same voices... and it didn't feel like you. ...You check the garbage.

Commentators come and Commentators go within Fern's mind. Then, unexpectedly, starting in the middle of Phase One, Chapter Three, Fern began hearing a new kind of voice issuing guidance in her brain. One which didn't quite sound like any Commentator...


  • Foil: To the Commentators; especially the ones who are seriously committed to helping Fern through her quest and seeing she's furnished with every possible edge she can get.
  • Hearing Voices: The Presence is yet another voice Fern hears in her head. However, it's one which she senses is somehow intrinsically difference from all the Commentators.
  • Hermit Guru: The Mysterious Presence will only speak to Fern, and only then to issue instructions to her. It has not yet seen fit to interact with the Commentators; neither in their commentary section, nor the story proper.
  • No Name Given: The Mysterious Presence has not provided a name or any sort of visual avatar of itself the way the Commentators do. We don't know whether it's a he, she, it... a singular being or a collective like the Commentators. All the Presence has given is commands.
  • Ontological Mystery: Where did the Mysterious Presence come from? We know that it first started speaking to Fern right after she poured poured Happie! Wort! on the Verruca Patch, but there's nothing to suggest that this action triggered its entrance into Fern's mind!
    "CLIMB IT. ENTER THE HOLE"... says your brain. Is it the buzzers? You... can't always tell lately.
  • Player and Protagonist Integration: The Presence is just another Advisor to Fern. Fern can choose to not follow its instructions, just like with the Commentators.
    In any case, no. You may have gloves, but you're absolutely not touching that with your bare feet...and not unless, for some ungodly reason, you have nowhere else to go.
  • The Roleplayer: So far, all the Presence's guidance to Fern has been fairly sensible stuff; nothing on par with having her flirt with a giant rotting hamburger monster. Time will tell if this trend continues.
  • Verbal Tic: The very first time the Mysterious Presence spoke, it came as part of the story's narrative. From the second time onward, the Presence began using the same greater-than symbol: [>] that the Commentators use.

    Alternate Ferns 

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Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.: Omnizonal WHAT?! That's a junk theory!

Different versions of Fern Green from other zones. Though the majority of them aren't even human, there's a definite 'parallel dimension' similarity they all share. One by one, each of these ladies debut in pages 182, 183, and 187 through 190 of the webcomic.


  • Alternate Self: Every one of these females is an alternate universe version of Fern.
  • Creepy Good: Horrifyingly inhuman though the majority of them are, all the alternate mothers have the dimension-hopping baby's best interests at heart, each one doing her best to treat him with the same nurturing maternalism as his true Mom. Even #188.
    Bogleech: (explaining #188) It's the baby's POV, being fed by an alternate mother.
  • Dark World: Where each of the Alternate Mothers live, though Dark Is Not Evil.
  • Facial Horror: #183 (pictured to the right), if you hold your cursor over the picture.
  • Not So Different: Compare and contrast.
  • Slasher Smile: #182 sure is enthused about feeding her baby.
  • You Are Number 6: Until we're given some idea of how to even begin to name any of them, these mothers will have to be referred to by the webpage number they each appear on.
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