Sandbox / RJ Wastebin

Congrats on finding this. This is the just for fun part of my Trope Pantheon sandbox. None of these ideas are meant to be proposed and some have been cut; I'm just doing it for my own amusement

• April Fools ideas(feel free to take if you can find them)

April Fools ideas

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Can't in good conscience propose this

Sonichu, God of Completely Terrible Works (Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu Prime, The Fastest Pokemon Alive, Sweetbolt, formerly (a) Pikachu)

• Note: APRIL FOOLS!
• House: Negative Reaction (House of Popularity)
• Intermediate God (Greater as Ultra Sonichu)
• Symbol: The Sonichu Medallion
• Alignment: Designated Neutral Good. In reality Chaotic Neutral or Neutral Evil depending on his mood, currently the former
• Portfolio: Works That Are Completely Terrible But At Least Generate Interest, Supposedly Heroic, But His Actions Say Otherwise, Decoy Protagonist, Calling Your Attacks, Weak To Phallic Things And Pickles, Despises Pickles, Super-Speed, Shock and Awe
• Heralds: His wife Rosechu, the Chaotic Combo^note Wild, Bubbles, Punchy, Angelica and Magi-Chan, Blake^note used to go by Blachu or Black Sonichu
• Domains: Really Bad Writing and Art, Fanfiction, Fusions, Speed and Thunder, Vanity Projects
• Banned from: The Grand United Alliance of Good
• Allies: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Malal, Bizarro, and surprisingly enough Lord Vortech^note though he hates bringing it up and Jack From Jupiter. Besides them, nobody wants to be his allies
• On speaking terms with: Empress Nero
• Enemies: Giovanni and Dr Eggman, trolls (both the GUAE Trollkaiger and GUAG Lol Ranger), the Trickery and sub-houses, Caustic Critics (especially Linkara), Bob, Nazis, Mara, Chin
  • Former enemies: Deities in the LGBT community (though they still oppose him)
• Opposes: Prismo
• Opposed by: The entire cast of Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog (especially Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog), mostly everyone really
• Envies: The Character Expies sub-house (especially Foxy)
• Unknown Rival with: Deoxys
• Most works are seen as some degree of good, awkward or bad. Occasionally lack of quality loops to being ironically enjoyable. But then there are works like Sonichu, which are bad on ever level and have nothing redeeming of them; the art, story, characters are completely lacking in quality and if there's anything to be gained from it, except a perverse fascination at the terribleness and an easy target to mock. It has a large fandom, but it is wholly ironic.
• Sonichu was once a Pikachu who was transformed by a rainbow generated from Super Sonic and Perfect Chaos, who he helped defeat. Originally Sonic was an ally and helped him rescue Rosechu from Eggman, but he had left before the comic went from "bad, but harmless" to what it is. He was later appalled by his failure to live up to his "hero" moniker, and his actions during a certain infamous trial^note to her credit, Chris-Chan quickly retconned this to be less violent or other violent acts of Disproportionate Retribution. However he's a bit tamer nowadays and would rather not antagonize the Blue Blur, so it's more "Sonic has total contempt for him" than being an outright enemy. Ash's Pikachu held similar contempt.
• Sonichu was once part of the Disgraces, however it was retconned away for being mean-spirited even for such low-quality characters. A few were revalued and allowed back in as deities proper. Sonichu wanted to get up with Bile Fascination, however it was taken by Ebony. Eventually an agreement was made that if My Immortal was ever found to be a Troll Fic and not mistaken as such, he could inherit the title. But Sonichu got impatient. As ignoble as his current trope is he holds hope that she will be confirmed as such and he can move up in the world. Try not to break his enthusiasm about what day it is. In spite of this the two get along, though Ebony is bad on the other side of the scale.
• Hopes to bring his Mother and creator into the pantheon, however the Court of the Gods stated "no, we don't want to start a fight". Sonichu has tried to somehow bring his author in through the "Dimensional Merge" (don't ask), and Lord Vortech has been manipulating his naivety to make him a servant; he'll achieve this "merge", which is really just Vortech merging worlds for his Multiversal Conqueror schtick. Sonichu is also a servant of Malal from his time in the Retconnian, promising he will ascend Rosechu and the Chaotic Combo if he helps break him free. Despite all the evidence to the contrary, a mix of ego and not being that smart means Sonichu still think he's heroic.
• Technically Sonichu isn't 100% awful, but "merely" 99%. It at least has a CMOF page. Sonichu is also not as bad as Vogon poetry, but that isn't saying much. Bizarro, due to his mindset, unironically thinks the webcomic is a masterpiece and is a big fan of the Electric Hedgehog. However the Bizarro mindset also means he thinks Sonichu is a Designated Villain Protagonist, which he considers the comic's one flaw.
• Most deities tend to just ignore Sonichu in hopes of going away, but the trolls in the pantheon rejoiced with his ascension. Sonichu himself despises trolls, which is somewhat ironic given trolls make up a sizable portion of the comic's "fanbase". Be it good or evil, Sonichu opposes all trolls and gadflies. This led to him attacking the LOL Rangers, which was the final straw that led to him being perma-banned from the GUAG. He doesn't like Trickery sub-house either.
• Easily angered by the critics in the pantheon who bring up how awful the Sonichu comic is. Linkara initially refrained from tackling Sonichu as he didn't want to give him attention, however this hurt his pride and Sonichu tried to goad him by pointing out how bad his own old webcomic, Lightbringer, was, and decided to review it. Eventually Linkara responded, pointing out that at least he came to realize it was a bad webcomic, but he still refuses to touch it...and he knows the only thing that'll piss off Sonichu more than mocking him is emphasizing him as irrelevant. The Electric Hedgehog assumes this is some sort of next level trolling and has hated Linkara ever since.
• Sonichu is jealous of expies since they get to be recognized as their own character while he's barred from being part of Sonic or Pokemon canon. Never mind the many other reasons even if the webcomic was high quality, chief of them being he's an amalgam of two copyrighted characters, of course. He is especially jealous of Foxxy and thinks it's a Double Standard since Foxxy is clearly meant to be Mickey. However among the Character Expies, he does have a friend in Jack From Jupiter. Mainly because they are supposed to be heroes, but mainly use their time to pursue idle and hedonistic pursuits. Of course Jack is intentionally written to not be an actual heroic character, but for the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon it's still better than nothing and Jack would rather have some back-up, even if it is Sonichu of all people.
• Boasts to be the Fastest Pokemon Alive, being able to run at the speed of light. To his credit he is fast, but, with a top speed of 200 km/h (124 mph), and a top Spin Dash spinning power at 200 Rpm he is sorely outclassed by the likes of users of the Speed Force. He backpedaled by saying he's the fastest Pokemon, and while can run circles on Pikachu Deoxys left him in the dust in its Speed Forme. The Electric Hedgehog Pokemon dreams of surpassing the DNA Pokemon, but Deoxys couldn't care less what he wants or thinks.
• Hilariously Bob is actually afraid of Sonichu as he's technically a Pikachu, just mutated. George would rather ignore Sonichu. Amusingly enough, there actually is an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon of sorts in the Electric/Steel Togedemaru, though it is arguably more of a porcupine. Sonichu actually had the gall to call it a rip-off, before apologizing and admitting he was salty. In reality, he thinks the Roly Poly Pokemon is evidence he can become canon to the Pokemon games.
• Sonichu's weakness to anything phallic still stands despite his author changing their stance towards the LGBT community to a positive one. Because of this, Mara is crippling to merely have a picture of and he's glad it is too NSFW to get a pic in the pantheon. He also hates pickles. While he doesn't have resources or time to openly attack Prismo, he treats him with contempt for his love of pickles. He didn't consider this would bar him from getting a wish.
• Shocking everyone Sonichu is surprisingly capable of driving the Big Rigs, when everyone else can't drive them for shit. Everyone wanted an explanation, and the Angry Video Game Nerd gave one; as the Sonichu webcomic and Big Rigs video game are so terrible on their own, combining them caused a digit overflow that led the combination to loop back to being really good. Also, Sonichu's natural terrible quality lets him withstand Vogon poetry, but he still thinks it sucks. You'd have to read the works of Grunthos the Flatuant to him to hurt the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.
• Despite his many, many flaws, the webcomic will sometimes Retcon things to be less bad, like the Asperpedia 4's Cruel and Unusual Death being retconned away^note though the alternative is still Disproportionate Retribution. And with the creator coming out as transgender, Sonichu and crew are far more tolerant of the LGBT crew, though they don't accept the apology he gave them. Finally he hates Nazis like almost everyone, them having invaded CWCville before a Cosmic Retcon purged their existence. Nowadays "nombie-zazis" are used as an Author's Saving Throw despite little else being altered.
• Though a Designated Hero, Sonichu is capable of some kindness. He complimented Saber Nero's work, and given the quality of her work this was probably out of some understanding. She likes Sonichu, though still thinks it's bad; just the good type of bad. And despite also being a Designated Hero, the actions of Chin are just too much for Sonichu.
• This is still in no way a serious profile. It's April Fools, after all. The day he ascends for real is the day pigs fly...we hope. Yes it's always been mentioned, but with Sonichu we have to be sure it's Joking Mode.

Wait, what are we talking about?

SCP-055, Deity Being Truly Forgettable ([unknown], The Anti-Meme, Not A Sphere, Not Round)

• Note: April Fools
• Image: Lost
• Rank: Unknowable (anti-memetic qualities are Overdeity-tier, Object Class is Keter)
• Symbol: A sphere with a cancel "X" mark on it
• Alignment: Unknowable
• Portfolio: Absolutely Impossible To Be Known About, proving Nothing Is Scarier, Beware the Silly Ones, Could Be Completely Harmless Or The Worst SCP Of Them All, Only Thing Known About It Is What It ISN'T, Easy Amnesia, Painting the Medium, possibly part of a Reset Button If Its Interaction With SCP-579 Is Any Indication, Unseen Evil, Forgettable Character
• Domains: The Unknown, Anti-Memes, Amnesia, Mystery, The Anomalous, Uncertain Danger, Spheres
• Under watch by: The SCP Foundation
• Interests: The Hall of Killers and Assassins, Aztar/the Spectre, The Presence, Darkseid, Yoshihiro Kira, Rudy Tabootie, Lelouch Vi Britannia, Ditto
• Possibly immune^note even if they are, everyone else isn't: Rintarou Okabe, Philip J Fry (and by extension Lars Fillmore), Hermaeus Mora, the Illuminati, Fighter McWarrior (or so they claim)
• Allies: None, given it is impossible to remember siding with SCP-055
• Enemies: Unknown on the anomaly's end. On everyone else's end? The Hall of Memes, The Brainspawn, Vril Dox/Brainiac, YHVH, The Hypnotoad, Wikipe-tan and Trope-tan, Krona
• Opposed by: The House of Knowledge, Light Yagami, Victor Von Doom

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Masayoshi Shido

Masayoshi Shido, God of Corrupt Politicans (The Conspirator, Samael, A Distinguished Man)

^{Click here to see Shadow} 

• Cut because: Heel–Face Brainwashing makes him untenable.
• House: Leadership
• Lesser God
• Symbol: The Beast of Human Sacrifice, a golden lion made up of humanoid figures
• Theme Song: Rivers in the Desert (when his Shadow battles)
• Alignment: Neutral Evil with Lawful Evil methods (was brainwashed to be True Neutral)
• Portfolio: Pride, Corrupt Politician, Made To Be As Punchable As Possible And Overconfident As All Hell, Big Bad, Bad Boss, Zero Empathy For Other People, Being A Total Jerk, Villain with Good Publicity, The Conspiracy, Organizing Disasters To Help His Campaign, Lion Motifs, Never My Fault, Sharp-Dressed Man, Abusive Parents, Willing To Off His Own Son, Completely Evil…Until He's Brainwashed Otherwise
• Domains: Pride, Politics, Selfishness, Corruption, Conspiracy
• Followers: Mr Heartland, Ethan Roark Senior, Senator Joseph Harrison Paine, your average politician in Boardwalk Empire
• Unwitting Pawn to: Yaldabaoth
• Allies: Melkor, Ghetsis Harmonia, Walder Frey, Ethan Roark Junior, Dolores Umbridge, Wilson Fisk, Char Aznable, Bryan Fury
• Rivals: Steven Armstrong (also enemy), Prime Minister Honest, the Sea King
• Enemies: The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, notably Goro Akechi (former "ally" and illegitimate son), Iroque, Night Raid, the Shadow Operatives, the Investigation Team, Tatsuya Suou, Flynn, Peter Burke, Light Yagami, Loki, John Hartigan, Marv, Toxie, Shen (and Alie and Kennen), Torbjörn Lindholm, Team Chaotix (especially Vector), Zen and Rei
• Opposed by: Anyone with manipulative and abusive parents like Zuko and N, any good father, honest politician and/or honest lawman
• Opposes: The House of Crime (unless they benefit him), Bruce Wayne (any heroic vigilante really)
• Masayoshi Shido is a rising politician and representative of the National Diet of Japan, now a cabinet member and founder of the United Future Party. Seeking to be Prime Minister, Shido will do anything no matter how heartless, he is head of a conspiracy using the Mental World of the Palaces, influencing people and causing social unrest to further his and their careers. Hypocritical, caring only about himself and having countless acts of thoughtless cruelty to his name, Masayoshi Shido is everything people despise about politics.
• Initially forced to reform by the Phantom Thieves of Heart, this all changed when Melkor took notice of him due to the Grand United Alliance of Evil recently dealing with said Phantom Thieves. He decided to test a recent invention of restoring people to their normal personality, which managed to work. Though incapable of expressing true gratitude, he does owe them quite a debt. However he'd more publicly like to work with YHVH as it better fits his Villain with Good Publicity M.O and claims of order. Plus Yaldabaoth is VERY similar to YHVH.
  • Unfortunately for Shido the experiment to turn him back to his natural personality wasn't perfect; his mortal self has confessed his crimes and is no longer ambitious. As such he has a Split Personality of his changed self that can interfere with his natural self, using enough prodding. He is trying everything to undo this and remain "normal".
• For very good reason, the Phantom Thieves of Heart despise him. Among his many cruel acts was putting Akira Kurusu on probation for assault despite him trying to stop him from drunkenly assaulting a woman, forging Futaba Sakura's mother's suicide note blaming her despite ordering her death to steal her research, general corruption that the rest had to deal with...that's not even getting into what he did to Goro Akechi. They plan to make sure his heart stays stolen as one of their top priorities
• Goro Akechi is his illegitimate son, who worked with him in hopes of bringing him down at his highest moments. He's unaware of this and merely suspected their relation, but this wasn't enough for him to not try and dispose of him when no longer needed. Didn't really care much upon learning this. Good parents and children from abusive households hate him for this. Ghetsis however was very impressed by Shido for using Goro's attachment as a pawn to rise to power.
• His last act before brainwashing was trying to temporarily kill himself in hopes it would take out the Phantom Thieves, and now that the GUAE has restored his mind he makes it clear he considers the brainwashing A Fate Worse Than Death. He'll go ballistic over anyone who tries it, especially Iroque for daring to force compassion on others. The Indigo Tribe believes he sorely needs it. As a rule he stays away from Mentalism, though will use his subordinates to take advantage of it.
• Pride is Masayoshi's deadly sin, and if it's slighted to even the smallest degree he'll pay it back sevenfold. He sees himself as a man trying to steer Japan on the right path, one of God's chosen, when he's setting things up to be Prime Minister. Well, he's at least one god's chosen, if only because he’s being used by Yaldabaoth for his plans. He has ties to the House of Pride due to his massive ego.
• He publicly opposes the House of Crime but will make off-hand deals to help him, with many of his actions being criminal. Dislikes heroic vigilantes as they remind him of the Phantom Thieves. Despite being just as, if not more prideful and hypocritical as him, Light Yagami despises Masayoshi Shido. He is everything Kira believes must be eliminated to bring about his perfect world, and it doesn't help Shido's case that Light has become allies with Goro.
• There's one politician that may be even more corrupt than him, or just more obvious about it; Prime Minister Honest. Both are completely arrogant political figures who cause corruption and allow abuse to serve their ends. They would be straight allies, but are instead rivals due to the Red Oni, Blue Oni dynamic between Shido and Honest. Shido is a vicious lion who wants to come off heroic and claims to lead Japan on the right path, being a serious man. Honest is a belligerent pig who wallows on his own filth and corrupts for corrupt, enjoying his open cruelties. Both agree that Night Raid has to go, however.
• Compared to Steven Armstrong, as the two are highly nationalistic politicians who lead the antagonistic force for the hopes of getting elected, and they(well, Shido's shadow) even have a discolored, muscular form. However Armstrong's core beliefs are a lot different to Shido's. Unlike him his belief in bettering the country is genuine and wants to get rid of the political corruption, allowing people to fight for what they believe. Add in a distaste for Japanese horticulture, and it's clear the two don't get along. Armstrong would rather temporarily side with the Phantom Thieves against him.
  • Would like to remind people he does not use nanomachines, son unlike Armstrong. The discoloration is at most a Shout-Out.
• Forces of political corruption like Walder Frey and Wilson Fisk work well with him, as does Dolores Umbridge who would flourish in the steep corruption he brings. Toxie has doubt with corrupt authoritarian figures before, and due to his sympathies with Goro Akechi's plight is hoping to get his hands on Shido. Both John Hartigan and Marv recognize him as bad as Senator Roark. Roark Junior meanwhile immediately sucked up to him in lieu of his father being in the pantheon, hoping to use the connection to continue his utterly depraved lifestyle.
• His Shadow, Samael, shares the same fashion sense as Char Anzable. He shares other similarities to the Red Comet, such as seeking to helm the world for the sake of "exceptional" people like himself, being a sociopathic aristocrat and being completely treacherous. They even share a voice actor. Interestingly Joker is an Expy of Lelouch Vi Britannia, another Char Clone, meaning in a weird meta-way Shido and Joker are fighting themselves.
• Luxord notes that Shido sounds like one of his fellow Organization members Marluxia. He's similar to the controversial Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, which tells you what the writers think of him.

The Goblins(Goblin Slayer)

The Goblins, Unholy Representative Of Completely Evil Races

A bunch of Goblins with their commander

• Cut because: The Beastmen were decided a better fit
• Additional note: Someone else has an idea for the Goblins
• Houses: Cultural Values (House of Cultures), Villainous Roles (House of Villains)
• Rank: Demigods (baseline Goblins and Goblin Riders), Lesser Gods (Goblin Shamans, Hobgoblins, Champions and Priests), Intermediate Gods (Goblin Lords and the Goblin Paladin)
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil (The Goblin Paladin is Lawful Evil)
• Portfolio:
  • In general: Always Chaotic Evil Goblins, Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil (also how they Reproduce), Sadist and Textbook Sociopathy, Nothing Sympathetic Whatsoever, Hate Humans For Hunting Them Despite Their Crimes, No Sympathy For Their Own Race Or ANYONE, The Horde, Green-Eyed Monster, Mooks With A Lot Of Potential Power, No Valor Whatsoever, Rape, Pillage, and Burn, Would Hurt a Child
  • Specific to groups: The Brute, Elite Mooks, Stout Strength (Hobgoblins), Clever For A Goblin, Lightning Magic, Charm Person, Born Lucky (Goblin Shamans), Beast of Battle, Crippling Overspecialization (Goblin Riders), Ax-Crazy Berserkers, Boss in Mook's Clothing, Large and in Charge, King Mook (Goblin Champions), Beard of Evil, From Nobody to Nightmare, Leading Goblin Hordes, Monster Lord, Got Where He Was By Exploiting Mercy, General Ripper (Goblin Lords), Walking Spoiler, Church Going Villain, Villainous Valour, A Messiah For Goblins, Bright Is Not Good (The Goblin Paladin), Blood Magic, Sinister Minister, The Host (Goblin Priests)
• Domains: Evil, Cruelty, Rape, Spite, Envy, Sadism, Goblins
• Allies: Ethan Roark Junior, Wyald, Wild Hunt, Gregor Clegane, The Brave Companions, Skarsnik
• Employed by: Many Gods of Evil (mainly Melkor and Molag Bal), Sauron, Griffith and The Godhand, Aku
• Enemies: The Grand United Alliance of Good, anyone who's had to deal with rape, the House of Love (really any woman), Guts, every other goblin god, Hoss Delgado, Lucifer(Supernatural), Kenshiro, Merged Zamasu, Ood Sigma, Samurai Jack, The Hunter (Bloodborne)
• Disgusts: Pretty much every god with serious morality, Gowasu, J.R.R Tolkein
• In the world of Goblin Slayer, there are various fantasy races. None, however, are as hated and reviled as the Goblins, and for good reason. Every single one is a vicious psychopath who hates all other non-goblins and go on brutal raids. They also have a propensity to rape any woman they can get a hold of, and prefer going after the defenseless. Needless to say, it's satisfying to watch the titular Goblin Slayer massacre them.
• If there is such a thing as a good Goblin, it's never been seen. Even child Goblins are vicious and will act innocent to have people's guard put down. It is heavily advised that anyone with a propensity for mercy and being easy to forgive like Son Goku stay away. Kenshiro is smart enough to never trust them because he's dealt with slime like them and won't give them a second of mercy.
• Ood Sigma considers the Goblins to be the polar opposite of his own species, as the Ood are hard-wired to be peaceful and compassionate. He does what he can to avoid interacting with them. Zamasu, who already believes mortal life is Always Chaotic Evil, screamed at such a foul race and believed them to be worse than any other mortal race he's met. Despite how hated Zamasu is, many want to give him this on the Goblins. It just goes to shows how vile they are. The Lucifer who's Chuck Shurley's son calls them worse than humans and demons combined, which is exceptionally damning from him.
• Gowasu was deeply disturbed by the existence of the Goblins, as they fly in the face in his belief that every race has the potential for improvement and morality. Tolkein was disturbed as well. While his orcs are an iconic example of an Always Chaotic Evil race, he always was uncomfortable with the fact since it went against his religious teachings and kept trying to explain why they were evil. As far as he's concerned, the Goblins are much more depraved than the orcs he wrote. Noticing Tolkein's views, Melkor and Sauron decided they'd serve as a good replacement for orcs in the pantheon.
• Without any female Goblins, Goblins target women of other races. The entire species are children by rape because of it. Not that it even begins to justify their sheer sadism in the act. They have been banned from the House of Love for their atrocious behavior, and are hated by rape victims, those close to rape victims, really any women and most people with anything resembling a moral compass.
• While Goblins hold all non-goblins in contempt and all goblins as tools, what passes for their souls has some warmness for certain non-goblins. Mainly the Wild Hunt and Brave Companions as they're depraved raiders and rapers with nothing good to their name. Gregor Clegane too, as a psychotic Serial Rapist and Serial Killer of a Sociopathic Soldier. The Yellow Bastard seems to like them, given he's a craven rapist and killer like them, enough so they're willing to invite him to "join in".
• Tend to be employed by high-ranking evil forces, though in the pantheon most regard them as too abominable and/or too unwieldy. Most gods of evil don't have that compunction. Molag Bal, being the Daedric Prince of Rape, found their particular kind of depravity easy to manipulate as grunts in his army.
• Griffith and the Godhand have tried to organize them, noticing their depravity is akin to what their own Apostles get up to(though some Apostles are a lot more disciplined). They're a race of Wyalds, except not Stupid Evil and controllable. Wyald himself finds them a near-perfect representation of "enjoyment and excitement", and he possesses the strength to make them submit through fear while also appeasing and joining in their depravity. The Goblin have come to hate and loathe Guts with their servitude to the Godhand, since he resembles the Goblin Slayer quite a bit.
• A fellow evil goblin, Skarsnik is able to get them to follow some orders. However he only seems them as potential minions and find some of their actions to be "uncouth". And every other goblin regards them as a disgrace to the name. Because of their total lack of redeeming qualities and violent nature, monster hunters like taking them out because they don't deserve any mercy. Samurai Jack has been dealing with them recently because Aku decided to choose some Goblins to serve as grunts.

The Pilaf Gang

The Pilaf Gang^Members Pilaf, Mai, Shu, The Divine Terrible Trio (Pilaf: Emperor Pilaf | Shu: Soba)

From left to right: Pilaf, Mai, Shu

^{In the original series} 

^{Click here}  for their GT appearance.

• Adopted from: Super WIKI 1
• Potential House: Villainous Archetypes (House of Villains)
• Quasideities (Mai becomes a Lesser Goddess in the Future Trunks timeline)
• Symbol: The logo on Pilaf's costume
• Alignment
  • Pilaf: Neutral Evil, before mellowing out to True Neutral (still Neutral Evil in the GT timeline)
  • Mai: Punch Clock Neutral Evil, eventually becoming True Neutral with Chaotic Good traits (still the former in the GT timeline, and her Future Trunks counterpart is Neutral Good)
  • Shu: Punch Clock Neutral Evil, currently True Neutral (the former in the GT timeline)
• Portfolio: Terrible Trio, Ascended Extras (in Super), Aren't That Evil, Goldfish Poop Gang, Named After Food, Harmless Villains, Laughably Evil, Made Children by the Dragon Balls, Punch Clock Villainss
  • Pilaf: The Leader of the Trio, Ambiguously Human, Arc Villain, Big Bad Wannabe, Bratty Half-Pint, Genius Ditz, Large Ham, Lethally Stupid, Starter Villain
  • Mai: Aloof Dark-Haired Girl, Evil Counterpart to Bulma, Only Sane Woman, Stalker with a Crush (to Future Trunks), Token Human
  • Shu: Name Changed From Soba, Funny Animal, Oddly Observant, Ninja Dog, Wished for One Million Zeni from Shenron
• Domains: Comedy, (Semi-reformed) Villainy, Schemes, Desiring Wishes
• Interested in: Wish-granters like Prismo, Genie (Aladdin)
• Interests: The Grand United Alliance of Evil (a little bit), The Capers
• Allies: The Team Rocket Trio, The Amoeba Boys, the Professor (Felix the Cat)
  • Shu only: Jake the Dog
• Odd Friendship: Present Trunks (Mai)
• Enemies:
  • From the same world: King Piccolo, King Cold, Fused Zamasu (especially Mai)
  • Other foes: Rapists and baby killers, Alessi, Ethan Roark Junior
  • Pilaf only: Genies with a cruel sense of humor like Desiree, Calypso, Erazor Djinn
  • Former enemies: Son Goku and his friends (still somewhat opposed in the GT timeline)
• Annoyed by: Hoopa, Linkara (Pilaf), The Lust sub-houses (Mai)
• Amuses: Giovanni
• Fears: Melkor (Pilaf)
• Respects: Most ninja deities (Shu)
• Uncertain on: Robb Stark (Mai)
• The very first villains that Goku and his friends encountered with were the Pilaf Gang. These bumbling, comedic crooks were a Terrible Trio with a clear goal: get the Dragonballs and wish for Pilaf to rule the world! But they aren't too good at it. Their release of King Piccolo proved catastrophic for them as well, but they survived. Despite their villainy they were still considered not evil enough to be excluded from the wish to revive everyone who was killed by Buu but the most evil people, and by most estimates they've retired from villainy.
• Applies as a team
  • The Pilaf Gang look like kids because of a wish for youth around Age 767, making them babies; Pilaf reasoned that taking over the world wouldn't be worth it if they were too old to enjoy it. At least in the main continuity; in another they aged as nature intended to and turned Goku into a kid with the Black Star Dragonballs. By most estimations they've stopped their animosity with Goku and the Dragon Team.
  • They were the Team Rocket trio before the trio was a thing. As they already had the Team Rocket Wins trope, they were fine with the Pilaf Gang taking Terrible Trio. Being comical villains with a sympathetic streak, they naturally get along. The Gang considers Meowth the Pilaf of Team Rocket, Jessie the Mai of Team Rocket and James the Shu of Team Rocket. Team Rocket's leader Giovanni considers the trio hilarious in their bumbling, noticing the similarities and being relieving they aren't working for him.
  • Due to their Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain status, they now realize how bad of an idea it was to free King Piccolo and aid in Frieza's revival. Fortunately for them Frieza has left them alone. Unfortunately for them his father has sworn to inflict a Fate Worse than Death on the Pilaf Gang for wasting the second/third wish on one million zeni/ice cream. Amazingly Frieza tried to tell Cold not to bother. Come the Tournament of Power he has learned the value of gratitude, though pragmatism plays a part in that. Cold simply ignored them and the Pilaf Gang are in hiding.
    • Despite the trouble this caused, there was a bittersweet angle: if King Piccolo remained in the rice cooker, there'd be no Piccolo Jr to save the day from Raditz. And if they didn't revive Frieza, he wouldn't have been essential in defeating Jiren, who would've won and made a selfish wish that'd have the two Zen'o delete everything.
  • The GUAE are interested in the Pilaf Gang as despite their ineptitude, they have more success gathering the Dragonballs than any other bad guy group. The Capers are interested in them for the same reason. They would rather not be associated with actually serious villains, but they have considered the Capers. Pilaf in particular is terrified of Melkor, being a much larger-scale King Piccolo.
  • They don't like that Alessi is working for the GUAE, as they kind of got screwed by a wish for youth and fear the effect of Sethan. Plus he's just plain creepy. They would prefer to work for the Professor and the Amoeba Boys, due to having a conscience and desiring to be seen as serious villains while never succeeding. They still won't succeed, but at least they made new friends.
  • The Pilaf Gang are interested in wish-granters like Prismo and Genie. Their trek to Genie failed because now that he's free, he doesn't have to grant wishes like world domination, though he did grant their wish for a free meal at a fancy restaurant. Their trek to Prismo actually led to Pilaf getting his wish to rule the world. However the "monkey's paw" was that nobody respected his commands and no law enforcer decided to follow his orders, making it a hollow wish, and it's doubtful that when Mai or Shu approach Prismo they will learn their lesson. Pilaf was treated as Emperor of The World from then on by Mai and Shu, however, and as far as Pilaf is concerned that makes him the genuine ruler of the world.
• Applies to Pilaf
  • Some have wondered what species he is, as nobody has seen another Pilaf-looking entity and he probably isn't human. Pilaf doesn't think it matters, merely saying "I am Pilaf!" Zim immediately butted in and declared that "I AM ZIM!", and told him to stop trying to take over the world as that is his job...apparently he didn't get the memo that Pilaf has semi-retired from villainy. People have noticed they're similar in being short, arrogant and ambitious would-be conquerers often thwarted by their own stupidity, but neither see it.
  • After the fiasco with Prismo Pilaf went off to look for other genies, and for once did his research in learning what genies he needs to stay away from. He's made sure to list the likes of Desiree and Calypso as enemies, but good luck convincing him to face them. He thought he wouldn't have to worry about Hoopa, however when he made his wishes for stuff Hoopa cheesed it before law enforcement came and accused him of stealing said stuff. Pilaf's defense was "but I thought this stuff was wished for, not teleported!", which worked in the pantheon because it's the pantheon.
  • Even in his days as a more active villain, he had standards that apply now and to the rest of his team. For starters, he won't harm a baby as he's not harmless. He also finds any notion of rape vile, and found Bulma thinking he would strip and violate her to get information disgusting. Whenever the Yellow Bastard is mentioned, he becomes very protective of Mai since he knows in her younger form she'd be a target.
  • As he felt like messing with him, Linkara once asked Pilaf what he'd do as ruler of the world. He had an answer in the typical childish conqueror pursuits; name stuff after himself, make holidays, get to make royal decrees and do whatever he wanted. He then asked him how he was supposed to retain control of the world, as Shenron is a Literal Genie and would only promise him world domination in itself. Pilaf's response was to flip him off, downvote his videos and be aggravated.
• Applies to Mai and/or Shu
  • Mai and Shu are the ever-loyal companions of Pilaf, and the only two people he hopes to rule over. It helps that despite being a dick, he still cares for them deep down. Mai is currently the not-really girlfriend of Trunks thanks to the Dragonballs making her the same age as him. Her Bad Future counterpart is far more competent and heroic, and is the girlfriend of Future Trunks. Both Mai have even more reason to hate Zamasu as the rest of the Pilaf Gang, as he is responsible for Future Mai and Trunks losing their timeline.
  • Shu is a dog and ninja, though he's not too competent in the latter. He holds a respect for the other ascended ninjas, and sometimes they let him hang out with him. He also hangs out with Jake the Dog. The two managed to pull off a caper of Ninjas of the Ice: The Art of Fridjitzu so they could practice their ninja skills; something Shu could get a better grasp on.
  • Mai is rather conservative when it comes to romance, which is somewhat ironic given her dirty sense of humor. Even holding hands comes off as rebellious. As such, the Lust sub-houses make her face beetroot red. She really doesn't know how she should take Robb Stark's ill-fated marriage; while his Sex for Solace was extremely lewd to her, the fact he chose marriage in order to preserve her honor was a lot more conservative and SFW for her.
  • They have no idea why some think Mai was The Dragon to King Piccolo. All, King Piccolo included, are in agreement that that movie didn't happen.

Ivern

Ivern Bramblefoot, God of Beards Not Made Out Of Hair (The Green Father, Friend of the Forest, Tree Guy, formerly "Ivern the Cruel")

• House: Facial Hair (House of Personal Appearance)
• Lesser God
• Symbol: The God-Willow
• Theme Song: This
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Nature Hero, Treants, Leafy Beard And Unusual Combat, Friend to All Living Things, Green Thumb, Prefers Looking After Critters Than Active Heroism, Once Of The Most Amiable Champions, Fertile Feet, The Big Guy, Difficult, but Awesome, Can Talk With Animals, Former Freljordan Warlord, The World Is Just Awesome
• Domains: Plants, Trees, Benevolence, The Wilderness
• Allies: Braum, The heroic Ionia Champions, Captain Planet, Malfurion Stormrage, Trevenant, Treebeard, Steve Irwin, Eliza Thornberry, Rubeus Hagrid, Fluttershy, Tarzan, most of the Nature Preservers really
• On good terms with: The House of Beast as a whole
• Enemies: Mr Burns, Mordremoth, Exdeath, High Councillor Kal-El, Dr Weil

Not sure if I want to do

Homestuck Kids

Homestuck Kids^members Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Jade Harley, Jake English, Jane Crocker, John Egbert, Rose Lalonde and Roxy Lalonde, Deities Who Went On A World-Creating Journey (Dave, Jade, John and, Rose: Beta Kids, Heroes; Dirk, Jake, Jane and Roxy: Alpha Kids, Nobles; Dave: turntechGodhead, Knight of Time, Elizabeth, Insufferable Prick; Dirk: timaeusTestified, Prince of Heart; Jade: gardenGnostic, Witch of Space, Farmstink Buttlass; Jane: gutsyGumshoe, Maid of Life, Barnstench Fartface, Janey; Jake: golgothasTerror, Page of Hope, J, Barfbreath Turdsmirk; John: ectoBiologist, ghostlyTrickster, Heir of Breath, Zoosmell Pooplord; Rose: tentacleTherapist, Seer of Light, Flighty Broad; Roxy: tipsyGnostalgic, Rogue of Void, Rolal)

Clockwise from topleft: John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Dirk, Roxy and Jake.^{Click here to see them as God Tiers.} 

• Note: On hold until Homestuck^2 is done
• Adopted from: Pink Celebi
• Potential Houses: Life/Death Manipulators (House of Life and Death), Specialized Narratives (House of Narrative)
• Rank: Initially Demigods, Who worked up to Lesser Gods. Became Intermediate Gods bordering on Greater Gods after becoming God Tier. Anyone who has engaged Trickster Mode, are Greater. Jade is an Overdeity due to being a First Guardian. Jake is a Lesser God even when God Tier but reaches Overdeity when using his full potential. John using The Treasure's powers is an Overdeity.
• Symbol: Combination of both SBURB logos◊ with their symbols.
• Theme Songs:
  • Dave: Upward Movement (Dave Owns), Beatdown (Strider Style), Atomyk Ebonpyre, Time on My Side
  • Dirk: Orange Hat, Anbroids V2.0, Waveform,
  • Jade: Gardener, Frost, The Beginning of Something Really Excellent, Savior of the Dreaming Dead
  • Jake: Emerald Terror, Dapper Dueling, A Taste for Adventure, Expedition, Elephant Gun
  • Jane: Cyan Beast, Jane Dargason, Princess of Helium
  • John: Showtime (Original Mix) (Piano Refrain), Doctor, Savior of the Waking World, Heir Transparent, Green Ghost
  • Rose: Aggrieve (Violin Refrain), Orchid Horror, Rain, Endless Climb, Black Rose/Green Sun, Earthsea Borealis
  • Roxy: Pink Cat, Vodka Mutiny, Pumpkin Party In Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse, ASSAULT
• Alignment: Chaotic Good (Dirk, Rose), Neutral Good (everyone else; though John, Jade and Jane have shades of Lawful Good)
• Strife Specibi: Blades, including broken ones (Dave); Blades, puppets and fancy santas (Dirk); Initially rifles and rolled-up newspaper, currently no limits (Jade); Spoons and forks (Jane); stuffed bunnies and umbrellas (John); Pair of pistols (Jake); Needles (Rose); Fists and rifles (Roxy)
• Portfolio: World creators, Adorable goofs that are also badass despite starting as kids, Certain degree of familial similarity, Missing at least one parent/guardian, Played by the game because it can't go other way but end up defying it in the end, Stick together all the way through, Wearing costumes with hoods
  • Dave: Can move really fast, Interested in paleontology and photography, Manipulates time to his advantage (spectacularly), Sometimes has freudian slips towards his (ecto)biological mother, Suffered from bad upbringing but is trying to move on, Wears cool shades and a cape
  • Dirk: Badass with hidden issues, Can rip out souls, Has evil sounding powers but is a good person, Good with robots, Has fascination for hats, Lacks in social skills, Less stoic than he seems to be, Masculine and gay, Moves really fast, Uses death as part of his plans, Wears cool shades
  • Jade: Can wield big guns, Conflict mediator, Green-eyed witch, Has certain dog traits, Loves Squiddle toys, Raised mostly by a dog with appropiate results, Ridiculously powerful even for a God Tier's standards, Suspectible to mind manipulation, Very friendly, energetic and cheerful nature lover
  • Jane: Aspiring detective,Energetic and friendly person put through a lot of stress, Former skeptic, Heiress to baking company , Medic that heals with hands and can battle, Plays tricks and pranks, Short-tempered and rude at times but still caring
  • Jake: Badass nerd aspiring to be adventuring archaeologist, Big movie fan who loves ALL movies, Loves to roughhouse, Also green-eyed, Has periods of unintentional selfishness due to his lack of social skills, Hit on by both genders, Lacks assertiveness, Makes things exist by believing hard enough, Terrifyingly powerful at full potential, Speaks in a weird mix of archaic and modern slang, Prone to theatrics
  • John: Badass friendly nerd, Big movie fan, Goofy but actually pretty smart and powerful, Can use wind powers, including ability to turn into wind or smoke, Keeps team together, Has bad/good taste in the movies, Nice and pretty cheerful person that you don't want to piss off, Plays tricks and pranks, Really loud when reenacting favorite movie scenes,
  • Rose: Cat person, Gothic magic user with purple eyes, Has fascination for eldritch abominations and psychoanalysis, Married to an equally badass troll, More silly and perverse than she lets on at first, Pseudo-omniscient with knack for analysis, Prone to snark but actually pretty kind and caring, Sometimes wears a scarf, Violin player
  • Roxy: Can steal objects' non-existence with her void powers, Competent scientist that doesn't think too high of herself, Immune to scrying, Keeps team together, Sometimes wears a scarf, Teenager with a really active sex drive, Very friendly, determined cat lover, Wears a mask
• Domains: Creation, Friendship
  • Dave: Music, Swords, Time
  • Dirk: Destruction, Souls, Swords
  • Jade: Dreams, Plants, Space
  • Jane: Commerce, Food, Life
  • Jake: Combat, Firearms, Theater
  • John: Hammers, Pranks, Wind
  • Rose: Luck, Magic, Visions
  • Roxy: Genetics, Science, Void
• Author: Andrew Hussie
• Allies: The Trolls, Eru Ilúvatar, Wander, Lucas, Lilo & Stitch, Steven Universe, The Human Child, Ness
  • Dave: Skull Knight, Yayoi Kise, Artix, N, Time Goddess, Neville Longbottom, The Doctor, Dialga, Hiro Nakamura
  • Dirk: Genji, Pierre Alfonzo, Clank, Genos, The Sole Survivor, Korra, Gaara, Rainbow Dash, Kamina, Linkara
  • Jade: Amaterasu, Madoka Kaname, Red XIII, Hachiko, N, Fluttershy, Gandalf, Dorothy Gale, Viridi, Palkia
  • Jane: Xerneas, Recette, Shinichi Kido, Princess Tiana, Amethyst, Phoenix Wright, Hershel Layton, Rubella, T.J Detweiler
  • Jake: Son Goku, Superman, the former Robins, Jesse McCree, Jake the Dog, Beast Boy, Jack Sparrow, Jonathan Joestar, Undyne, Papyrus, Monkey D. Luffy, Nathan Drake, Auriel, Bro'dee Walker
  • John: Jake the Dog, Beast Boy, Pinkie Pie, Rubella, Aang, Thor, The Ghostbusters, Sans and Papyrus, Monkey D. Luffy, Madoka Kaname, Salem, Raven, Gandalf, Twilight Sparkle, Hermione Granger, Marceline, Garnet
  • Roxy: Sakaki, Carmen Sandiego, Sam Flynn, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Jonathan Joestar, Chuggaaconroy, Aang, Alphonse Elric, Papyrus, Kevin Flynn, Nox
• On good terms with: Many flora and fauna deities (Jade), benelovent deities in House of Food, The Life Entity (Jane), many cat and wizard deities (Rose and Roxy)
• Friendly Rivals: Zuko and Ichigo (Dirk), Finn the Human and Jesse McCree (Jake), Pinkie Pie (Jane), T.J (John)
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Beerus (everyone), Revy (Jake), Charmcaster (Rose)
• Enemies: Lord English, Doc Scratch, Melkor, Anti-Monitor, Chakravartin, Fused Zamasu, Felix, Bill Cipher
  • Dave: Lord Voldemort, Donquixote Donflamingo
  • Dirk: Arthas, Mordekaiser, Lord Voldemort, Skynet
  • Jade: Miu Matsuoka, Doomsday, Rorge, Biter
  • Jake: Evil deities in the House of Beasts, Gabriel Reyes, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger
  • Jane: Princess Morbucks, Jervis Tetch, Carol, Rorge, Dio Brando
  • John: Jason Voorhees, The Joker, Freddy Krueger
  • Rose: Sauron, Bellatrix Lestrange, Dark Samus
  • Roxy: SKYNET, Exdeath, Amatsu-Mikaboshi
• Respects: Many fossil deities such as the Kanto fossils (Dave), Geralt of Rivia, many movie deities such as Bruce Lee or Indiana Jones (Jake), many detective deities such as Sherlock Holmes (Jane), H.P. Lovecraft and many eldritch deities (Rose)
• Opposes: The Incubators (everyone), All of the evil members of the House of Family (as well as Byakuya Kuchiki), Tsukiko (Dave), Nyarlathotep (Persona) (Dirk), Deities that abuse nature (Jade), Ginosaji (Jane), Kael'thas Sunstrider, Phazon (Rose)
• Opposed By: MissingNo. (John)
• Conflicting Opinion: Jason Brody (Dirk), Homura Akemi (Rose)
• A group of friends would come together in the game of Sbrub, going on a Coming of Age Story. Or, as it would turn out to be, a Creation Story. The game of Sbrub was a means of creating universes based off the player's actions, their own universe being made by the Trolls. Eventually they got to witness the end of the Creation Myth and enter their worlds, having ascended to godhood in rank.
• Applies to the group as a whole
  • Thanks to Trolls pulling some strings, they've managed to ascend after finally creating a new universe to live in; though they could only bring Earth into the Pantheon. As expected, their arrival created a few loops: Trolls disappearing in the future to help them create a world and ascend in present, Beta's involvement in Lord's English loops and the mere fact that some Kids have already spend some time in the Pantheon.
  • For an unknown reason, reports on their appearance have varied greatly, with the only thing there's ever been a major consensus on are their eyes. After a while of debate, their "default", blank appearance has been determined, to use wherever it's needed.
  • Beerus was less than excited to have not one, but eight new deities related to creation in the Pantheon. He's on decent terms enough, though, considering Kids can't just create on their whim. Not that they would even if they could, as they're happy as they are right now. Whis, on the other hand, was impressed by Beta's successful effort to escape The Scratch.
  • A familiar white cueball-head has greeted them.
  "[We meet once again, Seer. I see you have more than a handful of new companions, one of which seems to have harnessed her power over the void, much to my chagrin.]"
  • The Kids are related to each other, creating a family. Their exact relationships to each other are... confusing to say the least. The House of Family is still having problems with them, but a quick rule of thumb is that those with the same-colored hair are the ones who share a family tree. They're close friends with each other, and despite the occasional tension and infighting that breaks out between some of them, attacking any one of the eight is very likely to cause at least one of them to react, in less or more peaceful ways. Either way, they won't seek out quarrels, and would rather enjoy their conditional immortality in peace.
  • Kyubey showed up to them one day, apparently interested by the fact that a group of children has just successfully created an entire universe; being especially interested in Rose. He was quickly and unceremoniously kicked out a few minutes later once his true intentions were revealed. They were quick to call bullshit on Chakravartin's "for the greater good" arguments shortly after being approached by him, as he was interested in their role of creation and thought they might work as understudies for his own ambitions.
  • Due to their very friendly nature, Jade and Roxy have made friends with nature and cat deities, respectively, including more grumpy ones like Salem. Rose has also taken a liking to the cat deities, but it's not as obvious. Both Dave and Dirk have expressed interest in joining EpicLloyd & NicePeter's show.
  • All of them oppose the widespread and cataclysmic evil of Melkor and the Anti-Monitor, the latter reminding them more of Lord English than the former. And Bill Cipher was too similar to Doc Scratch for them to be comfortable with. The Dark Lord has tremendous envy that they are forces for creation, while he is a prime example of Evil Is Sterile. They also hate Felix for being a traitor to the idea of friendship.
  • Zamasu, as if on queue, started ranting about how as mortals they don't deserve the powers of creation and god-tiers, but surprisingly cooled off into Tranquil Fury because while he hates them, he absolutely despises Lord English more. So he, of all people offered an Enemy Mine situation; absolutely make English Deader than Dead first, then they can fight one another. They refused his "help" because he is as horrible as Lord English and would absolutely become an even worse threat if they gave him any aid to stop Lord English. Simply put, unless you share his niche worldviews you aren't working with Zamasu.
  "Zamasu"': "How foolish mortals are that they can't let their hatred go for the greater good".
• Applies to Dave
  • Dave Strider is the cool kid of the group, or at least that's what he's hoping. His obsession with being cool manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths. Despite this, he will get serious and level-headed when needed be. Also hates puppets. Given how evil Doflamingo is and his string-based Devil Fruit lets him make People Puppets of his victims, Dave really has it in for him.
  • Dave always floats over all stairs in the Pantheon. Due to Artix's title, Dave wasn't exactly friendly towards him at first, due to Dave's respect toward dead things. That is, until he learned that his job is actually to salvage dead. He's more than glad to help with that. Dave is fond of animals too, and was happy to see the House of Beast. He gets along with N, also sympathizing with his abused background because of Dave's own Parental Neglect. Dave gets along with Neville as well, who proves himself as a hero.
  • Has the title of the Knight of Time, letting him manipulate time to his advantage. He mainly uses it for Save Scumming and a Compound-Interest Time Travel Gambit. He's sided with a number of heroic time manipulators, like Dialga who's a steel-plated time dinosaur; major cool points for an archeologist like Dave. The Pantheonic Time Police was pleased to see him arrive in the pantheon. Some incarnations of the Doctor who try to play themselves as cool, notably the 11th Doctor, like hanging out with Dave.
  • Recently struck up a conversation with Vulcan, God of the Forge, for ironic purposes, (A version that's really the only version not him made his legendary piece of shit of a sword.) Everything was going swimmingly until Vulcan mentioned it wasn't all that shitty. Dave Strider left immediately after that. Some theorize this is due to an Inferiority Superiority Complex, due to the rather frequent symbolism in his multiverse, and the possibly symbolic nature of Caledfwich, his signature weapon. Dave Strider has yet to comment.
• Applies to Dirk
  • The brother of Dave, Dirk Strider is the speedy, brilliant kid of the group. He's more laid back than his brother, but has a number of issues and is less stoic than he seems. He gets along with Linkara because of their fondness for hats, and Dirk's hidden geeky side. He's skilled when it comes to robots and A.I, which is why he gets along with Clank and why he hates SKYNET.
  • Dirk has the title of the Prince of Heart, alluding to his power to manipulate souls. He avoids Voldemort because he abused the power of soul, which reminds him of what he could become if he ever falls to villainy. For similar reasons, he's very uneasy around Arthas, because of what he became and what he represents. On the other side, he gets pretty well with Zuko, to the point he is one of Dirk's sparring mates. He's not sure what to think of the Phantom Thieves of Heart, who change the hearts of utter scumbags but do so through Heel–Face Brainwashing.
  • Dirk's sometimes confused for Kamina, due to having similar shades and both being involved with robots in one or another way. They consider each other to be total bros. Also, he was a bit excited when he learned about Rainbow Dash's presence. He doesn't exactly admit it. Not that it would detract from his badassness.
• Applies to Jade
  • Jade Harley is the quirky, upbeat girl living along on a remote island. She was Raised by Wolves, being a Nice Girl who's taken some dog-like traits. She's close to many of the canine deities and the House of Canines because of this. She's particularly fond of Amaterasu and Red XIII for being big friendly doggos. On the other end of the spectrum she hates Dio for being a time manipulator with a penchant for cruelty and hatred towards dogs.
  • Given her background she is extremely disgusted at Rorge for, among other things, raising Biter like a rabid dog without any sanity to speak of. She'd pity Biter were she not terrified of his complete and utter lack of sanity. On the flip side she seems to relate to N given how he was raised among Pokemon and the fact they're both nature lovers
  • Her title is the Witch of Space, allowing her to manipulate space with a Fairytale Motif to boot. She ended up associating with Palkia because of this. Dorothy was at first terrified hearing about Jade, as description of Jade made her think that one of the Wicked Witch has returned. Fortunately it turned out to not be the case, and now they're friends.
  • Later Jade received a letter from Tony Stark on copyright violation due to the fact that she is in possession of a suit that blatantly resembles Iron Man's. He decided not to pursue it because she seemed nice enough. A nature lover, she gets along swimmingly with the likes of Viridi and Fluttershy.
• Applies to Jake
  • Jake has a love of adventure, thinking himself like he's Nathan Drake but in reality he'd be that character's understudy at best. Naturally he fanboyed in the fact he got to meet him and Nathan seems fond of the kid. Auriel and Saint Walker have shown some positive interest in him given his role as the Page of Hope.
  • Jake has taken a liking to Finn, and vice-versa, due to being young adventurous people with enough in common. They can be seen partaking in adventures together. He tends to associate himself with other heroic deities like Superman and Son Goku. Interestingly Goku and Jake English share a common connection in that one of their main enemies took inspiration from them; Caliborn would later adopt Jake's surname as Lord English, and one incarnation of Zamasu became so obsessed with Goku he took his body and became the Goku Black incarnation making up half of Fused Zamasu in the pantheon.
  • Jake's love for blue-skinned and spider ladies still shows in the Pantheon, as he gets even more awkward around Liara or Arachne, just to name a few. This might have also caused him to befriend Undyne, and by extension Papyrus, in spite of the fact that he's not the most fond of monsters. It may be that his specific issue is with large and dangerous fauna owing to his upbringing, and in the case of Papyrus it helps that Jake really likes skulls.
• Applies to Jane
  • Jane is the heiress to the Crockercorp baking company. An Amateur Sleuth, she can be short-tempered and rude at times but has a good heart. She's the Maid of Life, a fact which has led the Life Entity to consider her a potential White Lantern, more so than the other Homestuck kids. Xerneas takes a more active approach in aiding her. While allies with all the kids, Eru Illuvatar is most attune with her because of her role in life.
  • Being a successor to a big baking company, Jane has influences in the House of Food and is on good terms with many of its deities. Additionally, Jane and Pinkie Pie are sometimes seen together in the House of Food, trying to beat each other at the pastry making. When not in baking mode, she likes sleuthing with Phoenix Wright and Hershel Layton. She's a big fan of Sherlock Holmes
  • As intense as her and Pinkie Pie's baking wars sometimes gets, they're very friendly about it - it only helps that they both love to make pranks. She's gotten into some prank wars with T.J, but most of the time they like to prank Princess Morbucks and Mom. Being a snobbish ultra-spoiled brat and a ruthless corporatist who masquerades as a Granny Classic, they hate them and find them deserved targets.
• Applies to John
  • The Heir of Breath, John Egbert is the bombastic nerd of the group, serving as The Heart of the group. John has formed an alliance with Monkey D. Luffy due to a shared love of fun and friendship. Jake also managed to find common language with the legendary pirate. He has also taken on the task of reintroducing Aang to the fun of pies.
  • Some gods wonder whether or not he realizes that the movies he watches aren't as good as he thinks they are. He doesn't, although he has come to scrapes with this on occasion. Also, while he and Temari don't interact much, Temari doesn't seem threatened by his presence and position in the pantheon. It is even rumored that she assisted in one his pranks on House of Nature (presumably just to mess with Shikamaru).
  • John is disturbed by the presence of Giygas, who remains him of some of his weirder nightmares. Rose on the other hands seems to be interested in learning about it, probably because of its similarity to Horrorterrors. She is very careful doing so, though. She does not want to repeat the incident that technially got her killed.
    • Ironically, MissingNo. is very wary of John, due to the fact that he managed to cleanse his session of glitches.
• Applies to Rose
  • Rose Lalonde is the Seer of Light. She's a cat person with a passion for psychoanalysis and the Lovecraftian genre, leading to her being of interest for the Horrorterrors in their need for aid against Lord English. She has a healthy interests in the House of Abominations; healthy because she knows not to push or screw with them too much. Major fan of H.P Lovecraft.
  • Rose has been seen talking with Garnet, partially because of both technically being able to see the future. Also, possibly because Garnet knows another person who was "totally gay for Rose," she seems to be particularly enjoying helping Rose and Kanaya's relationship grow.
  • When Salem and Rose first met, the cat confused her for Sabrina. It escalated further when Sabrina appeared and indeed, his interpretation of Rose looked very similar to an alternate universe Sabrina.◊ Rose looks a lot like Charmcaster as well, though when meeting her in person she had some reservations working with her because she tends to be stuck on the Heel–Face Revolving Door. Charmcaster is intrigued and a little spooked by her fondness for the Eldritch Abomination type of beings.
• Applies to Roxy
  • Roxy Lanlode is the Rogue of Void. Her Denizen was Nyx. While it had no connection to Nox, the protogenoi seems fond of her due to general friendliness of Roxy. She spends a lot of time in the House of Felines as she's a Kindhearted Cat Lover, like Alphonse. And given she's going through puberty, often finds herself exploring the lust sub-houses.
  • Roxy has unintentionally made enemy in Exdeath, as she can essentially steal things from the Void itself. She and Dirk also share SKYNET as an enemy given their origin from a Bad Future. Amara believes that Exdeath is being temperamental though would rather she keep her hands off her. Amatsu-Mikaboshi find her role to be a great insult.
  • It has been noted that Roxy has much in common with Chuggaaconroy, both being kind and positively weird gamers with a soft spot for cats. To nobody's surprise, on their free time they are sometimes seen hanging out. Knowing a thing or two about computers, she's been seen aiding Sam Flynn in cyberspace.