Pantheon / Family


The House of Family is literally a massive house that can accommodate the entire "family". Each member gets their own room, but due to a misunderstanding with the House of Craft, there is only one bathroom in the entire house which leads to monumental clashes that have left entire universes shattered. As a result, this family ranks among one of the most dysfunctional one would ever meet, and the other deities wonder what keeps them all together under the same roof. There have been so many claims of domestic abuse and other disturbances that the House of Defense has officially stopped taking calls related to this House. The few members of the 501st that are Darth Vader's personal guard try and keep everything intact, but it never works, which makes that job the most disliked in the entire Legion.

There are currently talks about filming a Reality Television series here.

Due to his decades-long gambit that involved feeding children demon blood, Azazel is permanently banned from the subhouses of Children and Offsprings. This only amuses him.

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The Heroic Protectors of Family

    Jin Kazama 
Jin Kazama, God of Those Who Fight Evil Parents (Child of Destiny, Devil Jin, DJ)
Devil Jin 

    Mary Poppins 
Mary Poppins, Goddess of Magical Nannies
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her outline holding aloft her flying umbrella
  • Leitmotif: "Feed the Birds"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Magical Nanny, Bag of Holding, The Comically Serious, Crazy-Prepared, Dish Dash, Full-Name Basis, Reverse Psychology (via song), Inexplicably Awesome, Magical Guardian, Parasol of Prettiness, Proper Lady, Refuge in Audacity, Speaks Fluent Animal, Sugar-and-Ice Personality, Younger Than They Look
  • Domain: Children, Magic, Kindness, Friendship, Music
  • Followers: Jo Frost, Izabel, Shary Bobbins (tragically, she flew into a jet plane turbine and died)
  • Herald: Bert the Chimney Sweep
  • High Priestess: Nanny McPhee
  • Superior: Walt Disney (even if her creator hated the man)
  • Allies: Fluttershy, just about every (good) parent in the Pantheon, Miss Frizzle, Willy Wonka, Felix The Cat, Maria Von Trapp (who look very similar), Yondu Udonta
  • Enemies: Vicky, Lord Voldemort (as of 2012), The Professor, any abusive parents.
  • The official nanny for the House of Family, and her talents and no-nonsense attitude have helped both good and evil family members.
  • Has used her mastery of reverse psychology, often via song, to outwit the greatest villains in the Pantheon.
  • No child, no matter how rambunctious, villainous or crazy they are, has ever got the best of Mary Poppins. This includes the likes of Hansel and Gretel, childhood-era Johan Liebert and Lucy, Yuno Gasai and Alice
  • Several people have attempted to discover the secrets of her magic carpet bag. Naruto crawled his way into the bag, followed by Hinata Hyuga to retrieve him. It took three days for Mary Poppins to find them and remove them from the bag. The SCP Foundation requested to examine the bag, but Mary Poppins refused to co-operate.
  • There has been some speculation that she is actually a Time Lord considering her bag's depth and some her powers and influence. The Doctor has made no comment on the rumours.
  • Ran into Felix the Cat recently. The Magical Nanny Goddess was intrigued with the feline's Magic Bag of Tricks, a device that can rival her own portable bag. Felix agreed to see if he can improve on her bag. She recently made enemies with Felix's longtime foe, The Professor, after he made an attempt to steal her own magic bag.
  • Mary Poppins made enemies of Lord Voldemort after she used clone magic and intercepted his invasion of the 2012 Summer Olympics. Voldemort has declared vengeance on her. Mary Poppins responded with "I wish you all the best of luck."
  • Along with Carl Fredricksen's leitmotif, no God in the House of Music is allowed to play "Feed the Birds" due to the last performance causing every god to not only cry a river that nearly caused the Pantheon to be flooded, but also because they began to give so much food to the Aviary-based Gods that many of them gained a few pounds.
  • The Warner Brothers deities don't want to be near her after a similar nanny annoyed them.
  • Is quite ashamed that her author, P.L. Travers, hated the film, and all gods in the pantheon that are either Disney or animatednote . In fact, she's even bonded with Willy Wonka over having their most famous adaptations being hated by their original authors.
    • Although it was later discovered that while it wasn't up to standards with the books, P. L. Travers stated that it was a good movie in its own right.
  • She usually just rolls her eyes whenever she heard The Nostalgia Critic parodies her song when it comes to shitty movies: "Iiiiit's Supercrapafuckarifficexpialibullshit!..."
  • Was amused at Yondu saying "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!", and decided to meet him. However, she gave him a false name because Yondu's friend\adoptive son Star-Lord paid her in order to keep the joke alive.
  • Is stating to make a grand return in the upcoming future. Bert, her current herald is working on ascending his assistant Jack, the Lamplighter.

Mufasa, Vanished God of Absent Fathers
  • Greater God, for his last appearance
  • Symbol: Pride Rock, and a really big pawprint
  • Theme Music: Remember, according to those who have seen his spirit
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Reasonable Authority, Showing Up At The Last Moment To Save The Day, Conspicuous Absence Of The Ability To Return From The Dead, Addressing Carnivore Confusion, Approval Of Children, Advice After Death
  • Domain: Nobility, Strength, Leadership
  • Son: Simba
  • Allies: Gregory Edgeworth (not ascended), Miles Edgeworth, Sakaki
  • Enemies: Scar (Lion King), Manfred von Karma
  • A descendant of Aslan, Mufasa ruled his territories wisely and well, in those misty times before the formation of this House. He was overthrown and murdered by his brother Scar, but all evidence says that it was "an accident".
    • As such, he hates Manfred von Karma, since he did the same thing to Gregory as Scar did to him.
  • Unlike most of the other gods, he could not be resurrected by Virtuous. Nor could his spirit carry on as other gods' do - he was never seen walking the savanna and conversing. Instead, the lion manifested for brief periods in the sky, encouraging his son and grandchildren.
  • Records from that time are incomplete, but The Question has a theory about what happened then. Apparently, after some cataclysmic disaster the at-the-time God of Heroes was near dissolution and could only be saved by the infusion of another god's spirit, one of the greatest sacrifices in the Pantheon. And Mufasa made it, believing that there "was still good in him". Most gods who subscribe to this theory are of the opinion that the lion was wrong. Vader has his voice, and very little else.
    • However, after Anakin's redemption, there have been quite a few people who've reversed their feelings, though not publicly due to needing to maintain Anakin's cover.
  • Whatever did happen, Mufasa hasn't been seen regularly. Many wept for his return, though for now, they have to make do with Simba and the occasional sky vision.

    Yu Narukami 
Yu Narukami, God of Kind Brotherhood (Narukami-kun, Souji Seta, The Sister-Complex Kingpin of Steel, Mr. Perfect, The Protagonist, P4 Hero, Senpai, Big Bro, Kenpachi Ramasama, Mr. Accomplice)
  • Intermediate God, Greater God when using Izanagi-No-Okami
  • Symbol: His glasses beside a katana
  • Theme Music: Reach Out to the Truth -Reincarnation Version- and P4 Arena Mix
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Big Brother Instinct, Cool Big Bros, Personas, Wild Cards, beating up the goddess of death Izanami, snarking, calming people the hell down, those who help others face their Shadow Archetypes before facing their own, being one hell of a cook
  • Followers (being male is not a requirement): Tadashi Hamada, Sarah Williams, Éomer, Laine Morris, Dominic Deegan, Jae Gu, Agent North Dakota, Touya Kinomoto, Elfman Strauss, Orimura Chifuyu, Sesshoumaru, Shuusuke Fuji, Prosper, Bryce Larkin, Justin Russo, Vida Rocca, Merle Dixon, Big Daddies, Adelheid Bernstein
  • Mentors: Philemon, Igor
  • Allies:
  • Uneasy Alliances With: Lucifer, Metatron, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Tohru Adachi
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The GUAG Magical Girl Sisterhood (one-sided)
  • Respected by: Izanami, Ameno-Sagiri
  • Enemies: Nyarlathotep, the Psycho Rangers (particularly Psycho Red), Monokuma and his Mastermind, Izaya Orihara, Yoshikage Kira, Sigma
  • Despises: Itachi Uchiha
  • The nicer counterpart of Byakuya Kuchiki, although the latter doesn't think so highly of him. Didn't stop Yu to eventually form a Social Link with him, and eventually when Byakuya was heavily wounded and needed recovery after being attacked by the Vandenreich, he entrusts that Yu can also protect things he held dear in his absence. Yu just nodded.
  • They may not be true siblings, but don't ever try to harm his adorable cousin-sister Nanako Dojima (especially now that she's ascended), lest his wrath be swift and unforgiving. Teamed up with Matt Hardy in that regard, seeing as Matt is also protective of his younger brother, Jeff. Unfortunately, with Matt becoming BROKEN and corrupting his brother to become "Brother Nero", their alliance has been broken.
    • Yu did his best to keep Nanako in the dark about the TV World. It ended up backfiring on him when Nanako was attacked by Heartless and was saved by the Cutie Mark Crusaders with their Personas. After that, Nanako was sent into the TV World where Yu had to save her from her Shadow and Nanako stood up to it, receiving her Persona, Throne. Now the only thing is to explain all of that to Dojima-san…
    • Later on, Broken Matt's heart was warmed by Brother Nero sacrificing himself to save him as the two battled demons, and since then Matt began truly acting on the side of good once again and living up to his boasts of being a "hero" in the "Great War". At this point the two big brothers returned to being allies, but Yu is still wary of, and quite frankly, not exactly used to Matt's insanity.
  • Recent events suggest he is being jerked around by Nyarlathotep. Though it turned out that the reality of what Nyarlathotep did was pretend like he possibly was the Malevolent Entity, where in reality, the real Malevolent Entity was a deity called Hi-no-Kagutsuchi.
  • Has a knack of making people, followers or gods alike calm down. This caused him to be viewed as a great ally by Bright Noah, whereas they work on in repairing wrongly placed emotions with Yu trying to calm people down, but if it fails, Bright steps in, Bright slaps, problem solved.
    • Needless to say, this ended up coming in handy following the Investigation Team's discovery of a possible future where their own collective overconfidence costs Yosuke, Chie and Naoto their lives.
  • Has a great amount of respect for Tatsuya Suou, Maya Amano, and Makoto Yuki, and how they saved the world. Later met Minato, albeit at a point in the past during his initial quest rather than afterward, during the Labyrinth incident in which they and their teams encountered Zen and Rei.
  • Is one of the few people to read through the tales of the House of Cullen. Yu is considered as one of the most diligent Gods for that, though he admits that the tale is… ploddingly written and is almost physically painful to read.
  • Having played the bass guitar when he was mortal (though he's no slouch with the trumpet, either), will occasionally visit the House of Music to polish his skills and even practice as a band alongside his teammates… when lead singer Rise isn't being interrupted by I-No.
  • Has some problems dealing with both Lelouch and Izaya for different reasons (aside from the fact that the three sound so similar. Lelouch respects Yu for his protection of his younger cousin (although Yu would never go to such extremes like Lelouch would), and because Izaya sounds similar to him and Adachi.
    • What's also strange is that their closest friends; Yosuke, Suzaku, and Shinra respectively, also sound similar.
    • Then he's also gotten some weird looks from Dr. Tommy Oliver for sounding similar to a Power Ranger who went by the name of "Adam."
  • One of Yu's abilities is to summon Asura to aid him. While in his universe it was an unrelated sun god's avatar, the one he's gained the power to call after ascending is the same one who's rapidly risen to fame for being one of the worst gods you could possibly piss off. Asura himself gladly lends Yu and his friends his power after seeing his love for Cousin Nanako and everyone else he protects.
  • Under Madoka's request, Yu began working with the Investigation Team to see if the Witches can be turned into Personas. As it turns out, they can: Sayaka Miki now wields the Persona Oktavia, and used it to great effect during the Great Upheaval. The other Puella Magi began signing up in droves, and Yu and his friends were hailed as heroes among them. Unfortunately, Yu's connection to Lucifer has damaged his reputation: as soon as the Sisterhood found out, they declared they would rather turn into witches than work with him. Yu has attempted to avoid using Lucifer nowadays if possible.
    • He is being aided in repairing his relationship with the Sisterhood by Madoka herself, who has begged her followers to be reasonable: this whole 'anyone even remotely related to Lucifer is evil' thing is really getting out of hand! It's worked somewhat: out of respect for her, many of Madoka's apostles have decided to give Yu a second chance.
  • Jokingly said that one of the first turning points that he received his power, and eventually his Godhood, was that he heard this voice while staring to the TV: "THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND INTO THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!"
  • Was shocked when hearing that Izanami managed to ascend into Pantheon. Where he is not certain if she is going to do anything for the time being, he is ready to face her if he is needed.
  • Yu recently became friends with Beat over how they're both protective older brother figures. Rhyme gets along with him too, and has stated that sometimes the two remind her of the other, when they're together.
  • Yu has also become friends with Judai Yuki, being under the impresion that Judai was a Persona User. He cited Judai's frequent comparisons to The Fool, his summoning of Monsters through Cards and just about anything that happened in his third year as evidence but Judai quickly denied it. Though he was quite amazed and relieved that they were very similar since becoming a Not Quite Human had left him with a Lonely at the Top complex.
    • Yu once tried to create a Social Link with him for that reason. Hilarity Ensues when they discovered that Judai's possible Social Link was The Fool (to Judai's chagrin) that Yu didn't really need. But it didn't manner to them, as they were very grateful to have a new friend.
  • Became friends with Josuke after both had heard of each other's stories and powers, and Yu now wants to help him take down Kira.
  • Yu doesn't think highly of Monokuma due to his evil nature and resemblance to Teddie.
  • Yu is pleased to see his ascended uncle in the Pantheon. Well, until he remembered that Nanako had a Persona and was trying his hardest to explain it all to Dojima. It ended with Nanako having to save Dojima and the Cutie Mark Crusaders from an unexpected Heartless attack, but Dojima has been understanding and is grateful that Yu helped Nanako face herself.
  • Yu was announced to be in an upcoming battle alongside Ragna the Bloodedge, Ruby Rose and Hyde Kido. Many are ecstatic to see what type of fighting ensues. When Yosuke was later announced to be part of that same battle, he was pretty happy about it.
  • Was once contacted by Mitsuru with information on Sigma and the Maverick Virus; he'd already heard that this virus had claimed and corrupted countless androids in its home universe, so was already alert to making sure the leader of Mavericks had no chance to get near Labrys. But then she explained the tidbit she learned about and how it had tailored itself into a strain called the Zero Virus and adapted to awakening the destructive "true personality" of its namesake target. So when Sigma later revealed himself as one of the Councillors of the Grand United Alliance of Machines, and he and fellow GUAM Councillor Ultron fused together with the power of the Infinity Stones, Yu assembled the entire team with great haste to protect Labrys from anything they might try.
  • Despite the fact that he only met Makoto Yuki during the incident that produced Zen and Rei and has never met Makoto's alternate girl counterpart, Mitsuru also communicated with him about the real name of said counterpart being exposed as Kotone Shiomi, thinking he might find the disconnect between the length of time and the ease it took for that connection to be made interesting. In this case, Yu turned out to be more prepared than the Kirijo Group and S.E.E.S. leader had thought: he and Yosuke had already been marinating on the situation, finding it odd that the two were practically clones and opposites at the same time, both had the exact same friends, nearly the exact same adventures, the girl seemingly had no real name (as she was previously called "Minako Arisato", an obvious Gender Flip of some bad sourcing of Makoto's name), and were both brought to the Pantheon the exact same way as illusions, yet apparently never knew of each other's existence the whole time. Furthermore, there's no way he believed that it taking so long for someone to find the truth so easily was just a matter of laziness or bad bookkeeping; something to do with memories or even time itself must have been tampered with here. Yosuke and Yu contacted Maya Amano to help them on this case.
  • Has a healthy perspective on the new Wild Card holder Ren Amamiya. He doesn't fully like Ren and company's tactics, but respects his leadership skills and loyalty to his friends and recognizes that the Nasty Crimeboy's heart is in the right place. He and Ren have started talking about finding a way to use the Metaverse as another way to unlock Personas apart from the Midnight Channel; Ren admits there are complications to this.
  • Is supported by the Emperor of Mankind, who considers him the example of humanity that will seek the truth no matter where it leads or how inconvenient or uncomfortable it may be.

The Child Abuse Supporters

    Heihachi Mishima 
Heihachi Mishima, Patron God of Killing One’s Family Members (The King of Iron Fist, Mishima Zaibatsu Mastermind)
Click here  to see Heihachi when on his age reversing drug

    Lady Tremaine 
Lady Tremaine, Goddess of Evil Stepmothers
  • Demigoddess
  • Symbol: Lucifer, her cat
  • Theme Song: Locked in the Tower (normal); Extreme Encounters (Kingdom Hearts); The Extreme (Bad Alert: The Extreme; shared with Courtney Gears)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil, Neutral Evil in the live-action film and Into the Woods
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: Envy, Hatred, Greed, Abuse
  • Followers: Aunts Spiker and Sponge
  • Allies: Maleficent, Master Xehanort, Vanitas, Jafar, Courtney Gears, Ghetsis Harmonia, Ursula, Eliza and Neil Reagan, Cinder Fall
  • Enemies: Cinderella, Aqua, Ratchet, Clank, Candice White, Satoko Houjou, N, Homura Akemi, Luxanna Crownguard, Yurnero, Garen Crownguard, Jarvan Lightshield IV, Marisa Kirisame, Carrie White.
  • Lady Tremaine ascended not long after Cinderella did, having followed her in. Several fellow Disney Villains, especially Maleficent, helped her ascend along with the fact that, say what you will about how despicable she is, but Tremaine pretty much exemplifies what it means to be a Wicked Stepmother very well done.
    • At the very first time, actually, Lady Tremaine has brought about her daughters. However, due to the machinations of the Gods in the Court of Justice, it was then revealed that some foul play was at hand:
    • Once this was cleared up thanks to Aqua finding out about these timelines and possibilities and sharing it with Cinderella herself, the Court of Justice gave full permission to "do what must be done". For that, Cinderella expressed pity to the sisters, causing them to break down (Anastasia regretting that if she kept herself together, she might find redemption rather than dying, while Drizella yelled that Cinderella would never understand what it's like to be mentally abused by her own birth mother), and for that, Cinderella arranged them to leave the Pantheon. However... Cinderella had nothing else to say to Lady Tremaine, telling her that no matter what timeline, she's always rotten to the core and despite her official standing in the Pantheon, whatever Kick the Son of a Bitch thing inflicted on her, she probably deserved it.
    • There's a rumor going on that she and her daughters didn't die from the Cursed Coach; rather, they became Heartless (most likely Darksides). Aqua has stated that "it could be possible".
    • And in one timeline, Cinderella knew that she could be attacked, and had several birds peck out her stepsisters' eyes before they could summon the Cursed Coach.
  • She is banned from the Houses of Royalty and Love because of her mistreatment towards Cinderella; no-one wants her to ruin the happiness' of others, anyway. Most other good Family house members are also looking at her weirdly due to the reveal about what she did to her daughters. Of course, evil family members like Scar and Ghetsis thinks she's doing an awesome job.
  • It is said that one day, The Nostalgia Critic became so fed up with Tremaine's act of shredding Cinderella's dress (which belonged to her late mother) just so she couldn't go to the ball, so he grabbed a gun and tried to score a headshot... which was deflected right on Tremaine's head. Trying to curry the situation to his favor didn't work, for Lady Tremaine has a secret weapon, a super deadly Death Glare that can make the head of those she glares a-splode, exactly what happened to the Critic, although he's quick to make a recovery.
  • Despite not being a robot, Tremaine has a close alliance with Courtney Gears, due to their similar goals. In fact, they even teamed up once to attack Blackwater City and kill it's mayor, earning permanent hatred from Ratchet and Clank.
  • Captain Jack Harkness is appalled by her willingness to kill Cinderella for petty reasons, too. While he does admit to killing his grandson to stop the 456, he had no other option and is on a quest to atone for it. He points out that Cinderella didn't hate her, and had she been in a slightly better mood, Lady Tremaine could've gotten herself a title and married her daughters off to high-ranking lords.
  • Due to her own experiences with abusive step parents, Tremaine's ascension caused Satoko Houjou to have another PTSD breakdown. This, in turn, caused the independent retributions of The Anti-Abusive Parents League, Kyoko Sakura, Uncle Howee, and Homura Akemi (who can relate and sympathize with Satoko via her own struggle with post traumatic stress disorder)
    • The Fallen Magical Girl finally decided to make her move. She pulled out all the stops, rising from Tremaine's shadow in her full Akuma getup and flaring her wings as this played in the background and countless black feathers rained from a blood-red sky. Then came the punishment itself: it involved a combination of Ironic Hell and a Ground Hog Day Loop in which she repeatedly suffered the fates of various villains from the "Brothers Grimm" versions of fairy tales. Needless to say, merely hearing "I was waiting for this moment" is enough for her to scream in utter terror, something Satoko has managed to use against her.
    • Carrie White won't hesitate to use her telekinetic powers on Lady Tremaine, either, given her own experiences in having an abusive mother who's willing to kill her. She's even used her telepathy to force Tremaine to be aware of how dangerous Carrie is when she's angry. In addition, Carrie is also one of the very few to pity Drizella and Anastasia, since maybe if Cinderella was never involved in their lives, the two would've made a stand against their mother's cruelty.
  • Sly Cooper hates Tremaine's guts over the mistreatment towards Cinderella, and considered the destruction of her dress the ultimate proof that she's a cold-blooded criminal on the same levels as General Tsao.
  • After much of sufferings of being left alone from her daughters, however, Tremaine was approached by an old friend of hers: Queen Grimhilde. She bore report about recent news about Maleficent getting 'infected' with goodness and becoming an Anti-Heroine, stating that the throne of top Disney Villainess will be weakened this way and plots to usurp the throne, what with the two being some of the eldest Disney Villainesses. Tremaine agreed on that, maybe that would give her enough power to stand against Homura.
  • Unfortunately, Tremaine made a big mistake. In trying to get more covers from Homura's wrath before her big plan, Tremaine had Maleficent help her abduct Luxanna Crownguard and abuse her to vent the absence of her daughters. Unfortunately, Lux caught on quick that she was using illusion, and blasted her away, escaping and ascending. This action was heard by her fellow Demacians, leading to Prince Jarvan IV declaring that Tremaine has become an enemy of the entire Demacian Army.
    • In turn, just like "I have been waiting for this moment.", the Battle Cry of "DEMACIA!!" is counted as yet another Hell Is That Noise for Tremaine. Appeasing help for Noxus produced no results, as Darius, Draven and Katarina rejected her outright, stating that her kind of bullying and others do not count as 'strength'.
    • To make matters worse to her, Marisa Kirisame was not pleased at all when she kidnapped Lux, her star student. Where she wouldn't go offense on Tremaine, Marisa has said that she will rob her temple clear of everything not nailed to the floor if she sees it being appropriate.
  • Along with fellow Disney Villain gods Claude Frollo, the Evil Queen and Clu, Lady Tremaine has never directly fought Sora (though he might have fought her Heartless and possible Nobody without even realizing it).
  • Hatred Clockwerk really likes to hang out near Tremaine whenever he sees her. According to Neyla, he finds her pure hatred towards Cinderella (and Aqua) to be very tasty; only Clu has a similar taste.
  • Has a close alliance with the Reagan twins (who are nasty as her) after they ascended. They seem to be replacing her daughters since they are no longer with her now.

    Scar (The Lion King
Scar, God of Evil Uncles and Evil Brothers (Taka, Groundshaker)

Alternative Title(s): Children And Siblings