Pantheon: anti-HEROES

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Overdeities/Greater Gods

     Gig 
Gig, God of Heroic Omnicidal Maniacs (Master of Death, Commander of the World Eaters,, Killer of Kings and Destroyer of Worlds, Indestructible Gig, Vigilance)
  • Theme Song: Rock'n Rocks
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A scythe with a red blade
  • Alignment: Somewhere between Chaotic Evil and Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: The Grim Reaper, Souls, The Lifestream, Insane Levels of Power, Shoulders of Doom, Wielders of Scythes, Being Sealed Away for Really Bad Behavior, Really Sarcastic Omnicidal Maniacs Who Acquire Hearts of Gold, Those Who Are Absolutely Not Heroic, Lovers of Hotpods
  • Domains: Afterlife, Chaos, Death, Destruction, War
  • Apprentice: Desco
  • Rivals: Laharl
  • Enemies: Majin Buu, Black Mage, YHVH
  • In terms of sheer destructive capability, Gig may be the single most powerful deity in the entire Pantheon. Other deities are stronger, but none of them are as willing to use their power at the slightest provocation.
  • Challenged Majin Buu for his position. Gig actually won decisively, but was disqualified when Black Mage pointed out that when he had a perfect opportunity to destroy the world, he saved it instead. Gig's response to that landed Black Mage in the deific equivalent of intensive care for two weeks and reduced everything for miles around to a smoking crater, at which point he was awarded his present position in the House of Heroes and Villains in order to keep him from destroying the rest of it.
  • Has repeatedly threatened to kill anyone who suggests that he might be getting soft, but the only people he's actually followed through with that on deserved it anyway.
  • Maintains a very good relationship with Kurama, who oversees the growth of hotpods, Chance the Gardener, who has has set aside a portion of the Garden to grow them in, and Takeshi Kaga, who cooks them for Gig and his followers. These three gods enjoy a kind of diplomatic immunity as a result, since no god is willing to risk the Wrath of Gig by harming them in any way.
  • Gig + Deadpool = Hilarity Ensues Up to Eleven
  • World of Silence is a major Berserk Button for him as it reminds him of Drazil, the guy who originally orchestrated his death. YVHV to Gig is very much like Drazil, which is why he signed up for "The Pantheonic Rebellion" in the "Deep Strike" front.
  • He almost destroyed Laharl's netherworld, until Sicily offered to make meals for him. He told her that he'd destroy her if he didn't like the food, but has yet to do so. As such, Sicily and her cooking are sometimes used to try to pacify Gig when needed.

Intermediate Gods

     Etna 
Etna, Goddess of Prepubescent Badassery (Demon Lord Etna, Beauty Queen Etna)
  • Theme Song: "Etna Rock" and "Etna Boogie"
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: A Prinny
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Reliable Traitors, Cute Bruisers, Demons, Having a Complete Lack of Boobage, Being Immortally Prepubescent, Tsunderes, Killer Rabbits, Wearing Leather, Provoking Lots of Fetishes, Struggling to Contain Her Power
  • Domains: Chaos, Trickery, Darkness, Usurpers, Destruction, Youth
  • Allies: Laharl, Flonne, Toph Bei Fong, River Tam, Rachel Alucard, Lilith Aensland, Shion Sonozaki, Prinnies, Lamington (as much as she denies it)
  • Enemies: Adell (To a certain degree), Warboss Ghazghkull, Mikuru, Power Girl, Selena Recital, Morrigan Aensland (Though they have been able to set aside their differences during important times.), Overlord Zenon, pretty much any Goddess who has bra-size C and above (except Shion and Ryoubi, in sense), Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private, Yoko Littner
  • Is very, very, sensitive over her lack of "maturity," and any mention of such within earshot is met with Horrible, Painful Death(TM). A good deal of the other Gods like it, mind you, but she won't hear any of it.
  • Hacked the Pantheon for the purposes of changing her ranking. Haruhi's been trying to change it back for some time, to no avail.
  • Is one of the few dieties that has defeated Adell in fair combat. Though some suggest that it would not have happened if Rozalin (His girlfriend) didn't insult her chestsize, thus pressing her biggest Berserk Button.
  • Shinji Matou once had the bright idea to steal one of her prized panties. He's not seen again for a long time after she unleashed her wrath against him.
  • Her treatment of the Prinnies is strongly frowned upon by many members in the House of Beasts. Not that this makes any different on her treatment of her beaked slaves, mind you...
  • Under normal circumstances (i.e. being an enemy of anyone with bra size C and above) she would be Shion's enemy. However, Shion's michevious nature won her over. That and a certain prank Shion played on Laharl that she couldn't stop laughing at for days.
  • After returning from a crisis in the Netherworld, Laharl and Flonne returned to the pantheon without Etna for reasons they refuse to explain. She was in a coma for weeks after a nearly fatal exposure to "The Artifact of Absolute Death". Etna eventually returned with a power boost, but has been seen struggling with it.
  • Ever since she managed to bring in the Prinnies into the pantheon, she has begun to question this choice. Even though she gets to enjoy the luxury of having hundreds of servants at her disposal, she still has to deal with the constant attacks from Warboss Ghazghkull since he is always in need of a new batch of prinnies along the need of a brutal battle. Though she has about as many victories as she has losses against him, she still has to sacrifice many prinnies in the process due to the destruction that the fights causes.
  • Is taking part in "The Pantheonic Rebellion" to back up Flonne.
  • When hearing the formation of 'League of Flat Chest', Etna wasted no time to propose for leadership, hilariously threatening everyone that she can grind her levels to over nine thousand and make everyone still submit to her anyway. Even the proposer, Noel Vermillion, had to accept that proposal, despite her title. Etna was pleased.
  • The Penguins of Madagascar have declared her their sworn enemy, condemning her treatment of the Prinnies due to being "penguins" no matter how many times others try to tell them differently. Etna personally considers them a nuisance, though due to them actually getting the better of her on several occasions, even she has some level of respect for them.
    • By "some" meaning she puts them slightly above "annoying".

     Kaito Kumon/Kamen Rider Baron 
Kaito Kumon, God of Nominal Heroes (Kamen Rider Baron, New Generation Rider Baron, Monsieur Banane, Kameko, Lord Baron)

    Kiritsugu Emiya 
Kiritsugu Emiya, God of Pragmatic Heroes (Kerry, Magus Killer)
  • Theme Song: Magus Killer
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Gun.
  • Alignment: Necessarily Evil (according to Kiritsugu himself), actually Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Pragmatic Heroes, Doing what he has to do, Dark and Troubled Past, The Unfettered, Necessarily Evil, Poetic Justice, War Is Hell.
  • Domain: Warfare, Pragmatism, Sacrifices.
  • Allies: Shirou Emiya (his adopted son), Illyasviel von Einzbern (his biological daughter), Archer, Rin Tohsaka, Kamijou Touma, Homura Akemi, Kroak, Martin Walker, Master Chief, Yuji Sakai, Jack Bauer, Raiden, Itachi Uchiha
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork With: Arturia, Kotaro Minami/Kamen Rider Black (RX).
  • Enemies: Kotomine Kirei, Johan Liebert,, Melkor, The Vandereich, The Millennium, Monsoon, Gilgamesh, The Huckbein Family, Sundowner, The Joker.
  • He's always known for his most surefire and pragmatic ways to solve problems and defeat evil. No matter how disgusting and dishonorable the method is, so long as it gets the job done. Opinions about him in the Pantheon are kind of... mixed.
  • He finds his ascension to be rather ironic - having openly criticized the Throne of Heroes for taking glory in war, he now finds himself in a literal Pantheon of Heroes. He made it clear that he's not here for the glory, but only for the chance to do the right thing.
  • He's somehow very fond of Homura Akemi for some reason. He cannot figure out why. He's also close to Jack Bauer due to kind of similar method in dealing with what he considered evil, and he likes one of his theme songs for some reasons. For that friendship, Jack has shared some knowledge with Kiritsugu, in particular his interrogation technique.
    • Likewise, he and Master Chief are on good terms, for a similar reason as Jack Bauer as well as their agreement that War Is Hell. While the Chief would definitely like to see Kiritsugu use his methods against the Covenant, he's not so sure he could see him go against Insurrectionists.
  • Usually visits the House of Travel to relax at Inns.
  • As a man who has seen through the hells of war, he develops a good rap with Martin Walker, often sharing stories on how hellish war is and how people should avoid it at all cost. Walker is a bit stunned with Kiritsugu's extreme pragmatism, though, to the point of comparing him of his bloodthirsty part.
  • He made sure that not even his son Shirou knew about his ascension. But the first thing he did when he ascended was to sneak to Shirou's House, and after seeing him doing well on his own and learning about what a hero truly meant... There's just a satisfied smile on Kiritsugu's face.
    • He also knows Archer's identity and always made sure that he gave him a sad, but understanding smile on him.
  • Is considered the bane of MANY Gods and Goddesses in the House of Magic, even Homura. None dared tried to piss him off or get on his bad side. When asked why, most followers would reply with "Does the term Magus Killer ring a bell to you?" Kroak does, however, approve of him and his philosophy.
    • He's still considered a more respectable 'Magus Killer', when compared to some like the Huckebein family. Kiritsugu also has nothing but disgust on that family.
  • Ever since hearing all about Kiritsugu and how he suffers so beautifully as he's forced to lose everything he loves due to his ideals from Kotomine, Melkor is deliberately going out of his way to torment him even further with his forces of the GUAE.
  • His hairstyle is compared to a mortal named Spike Spigel. This has sparked no reaction from the Magus Killer so far. Some gods have actually thought of a line by the words of "See ya, Magus Killer"
  • Sympathizes with Raiden after hearing about his past as a Child Soldier, and having experienced what war can do to a person. Also sympathizes with Yuji Sakai after hearing that he is trying to end a war that has lasted for millenia and the war would eventually end humanity.
  • Is also very proud of Itachi Uchiha for understanding how war can traumatize a person, along with the fact that he made his brother redeem the Uchiha clan.
  • Arturia will work with him as a last resort. Despite no longer caring about him forcing her to destroy the grail, she still harbors disgust over his dishonorable actions and lack of decency. For his part, Kiritsugu will always consider her someone who is too bound by a romanticized view of war and chivalry to amount to much good in the world.
  • Has been training for his inevitable rematch with Kirei Kotomine. The Grail War may be over, but the bad blood between the two men will never truly quiet.
    • In addition, he has been looking for a way to destroy Araya's apartment complex. Araya has anticipated this however, and has erected new barriers to counter the origin bullet.

     Laharl 
Laharl, God of Noble Demons (Overlord Laharl)
  • Theme Song: "Lord Laharl's Hymn"
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His scarf and cuffs
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (he insists it's Chaotic Evil)
  • Portfolio: Evil Overlords, Noble Demons, Anti-Love Freaks, Bad Bosses, Those With Unusual Ears, Oedipus Rex Complexes, Masters of the Evil Laugh, Irritable Short Guys, Exploding Penguins
  • Domains: Demonic, Wrath, Rage
  • Followers: Bartimaeus, Gogandantess, Vyers/Mid-Boss/Demon King Krichevskoy (also from Disgaea), Ecliptor
  • Allies: Flonne, Sicily, Oedipus (Oedipus claims to be close allies with him, Laharl denies knowing the guy), Etna (though she's still pissed off at him about the pudding incident), Lamington (as much as he denies it)
  • Rivals: Adell, Mao, Valvatorez, Zetta, Gig
  • Enemies: Shion Sonozaki, Trollkaiger (Bernkastel, Terumi, Izaya, Handsome Jack, Basco), Yoko Littner, the Slimes, Ghirahim
  • Rivals: Gig, Mao, Adell
  • Frequently seen with Flonne, Goddess of Love Freaks, but insists that it's just so he can throw the Pantheon of Love off guard and destroy them once and for all. Nobody believes him.
  • Has a very.....complicated....relationship with the Sisterhood. On one hand, he sides with Homura and believes in "Might Makes Right". On the other hand, he protects them because his friend is with them, has a VERY good reason for where his sympathies lie mainly due to emotional trauma suffered from selfless sacrifice (from when he was biologically 4 years old no less), and also thinks the machinations of "The Great Upheaval" went way, WAY too far.
  • Was once on Dante's hit list, but after a rather violent altercation and a stern talking-to from Flonne the demon-hunter decided to just keep an eye on Laharl for now.
  • Due to his great fear of breasts that happens to be above the average size, he has yet to win a fight against the more... endowed female inhabitants of the Pantheon...yet.
    • And then there was that one time he became a rather endowed woman. Trollkaiger are constantly bombarding him with pictures of his sexier alter ego, hoping to see him vomit his own organs out.
    • Then there was the time Shion pulled the "Angel Mort" stunt on him.
  • Would like to tell the Toku Base (especially the Power Rangers) that no, he is NOT related to Rita Repulsa, even though some claim they sound a lot alike.
  • Is taking part in "The Pantheonic Rebellion to back up Flonne.

     Travis Touchdown 
Travis Touchdown, God of Unlikeable Protagonists (The Crownless King, The No More Hero)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Rose Nasties.
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil at first, currently Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Otaku, Random Power Spikes, Sweet Rides That Reference Star Wars, Rising To The Top of the Ladder, Genre Savvy, Wielders of Laser Blades (which are called "Beam Katanas"), Tigers
  • Domains: Knowledge, Lust, Strength, War, Heroism.
  • Herald: Shinobu (self-appointed apprentice)
  • Followers: Hans Beckert (M), Nick Naylor, [1]
  • Allies: Kratos, Kenpachi Zaraki, Bret Hart, Asura, Scott Pilgrim, Luke Skywalker, Deadpool (On a good day),
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Carrot Ironfoundersson
  • Enemies: Mr. Freeze, Pearl Forrester, Steven Armstrong, Charles Britannia
  • Worthy Opponent: Raiden
  • Is currently recognized as the fourth-best combatant in the Pantheon and is trying to requisition the funds for a Ranking Battle with Popeye. Fortunately for the rest of the Pantheon, the House of Commerce is running a series of scams on Travis to ensure he never gets the money.
  • Learned his wrestling skills from a small program in the Hart Dungeon, where he personally trained under Bret Hart. Travis treats his mentor with respect, and has teamed up with him on numerous occasions against other teams in the Pantheon. Also spends time wrestling with the other gods of wrestling fame.
    • When Rey Mysterio made it to the Pantheon, Travis immediately challenged him to a wrestling fight. The House of Commerce immediately went with the side that Rey would trounce him. They were surprised to find that the two ended the battle in a draw. Travis is also helping Rey in expanding his sword collection, hoping to give the luchador a beam katana for "defense". The other Gods shiver in worry.
      • Then, Travis learned that Rey ascended the Masked Luchador out of them all, El Santo. Travis had to keep it together to get Santo's autograph.
  • There is some nutcase who believes Travis created O-Haruhi-Sama. Travis ignores him because doing otherwise would invoke Haruhi's wrath.
  • Is currently training to surpass the more powerful deities in the Pantheon, wishing to become number one.
  • After recently losing to Asura in a sparring match, he has since fallen in the combat rankings. Travis doesn't hold it against him, however, and has joined the multi-armed deity in his venture to finally destroy Gohma Vlitra.
  • Recently became friends with Scott Pilgrim, upon the two of them realizing they had a lot in common. Both are videogame/anime geeks who fought their way through a number of opponents for a girl they liked, while breaking the 4th wall with regularity. Plus, while Scott and Travis were both fairly large dickwads at the beginning of their stories, they both grew out of it by the end. They're still kind of jerks, though.
  • Has a mecha of his own known as "Glastonberry". Unfortunately, it had to be scrapped in order for Travis to make payments for funds.
  • Fought Raiden in a one-on-one match and considers him a Worthy Opponent. Also finds it weird to find his twin brother's voice in Raiden.
  • Despite his lusting over goddesses like Mikuru Asahina (Moe~), he doesn't desire to make advances toward them. In his words, "I feel like a old man in a fucking porno."

Lesser Gods

     Lord Byron 
Lord Byron, God of Byronic Heroes

     Captain Hammer 
Captain Hammer, God of Arrogant Heroes
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A simple hammer, which he notes isn't The Hammer. (It's his penis, by the way).
  • Alignment: Chaotic Stupid (though he insists it's Chaotic Good).
  • Allies: Guy Gardner, The Homelander, Gaston, Superman on a bad day.
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Every intellectual hero.
  • Portfolio: Arrogant Superheroes, Jerk Jocks Given Power, Anti-Intellectualism, Idiot Heroes, Flying Bricks
  • Opposed By: Dr. Horrible and the Evil League of Evil, the entire Pantheon of Knowledge, Mister Freeze, Harunobu Madarame, Gunma Kisaragi.
  • While barely accepted as a hero and generally considered a black sheep to the community, Hammer does do his part in antagonizing villains, despite the fact that most of them tend to be ones sympathetic in some ways and his form of "Heroism" is to bully them needlessly.
  • Due to his belief that intelligent people are naturally villainous, Hammer is trying to bring down the Pantheon of Knowledge.
  • His first targets were Chopper and Mordin Solus, which went about as well as you would expect. His recent victim is Harunobu Madarame for being a nerd.
  • Mal has a bone to pick with him - since they both look alike, he gets blamed for some of Hammer's screw-ups.

     The Guardians of the Galaxy 
Peter "Star-Lord" Quill, Drax, Gamora, Rocket Raccoon and Groot, Gods of the Anti-Hero Team (Guardians of the Galaxy)

     Jah'Rakal 
Jah'Rakal, The God That Nobody Likes (The Troll Warlord, The Ultimate in Trolling.)
You remind me of me...I HATE YOU MOST OF ALL!!
  • He has never goten along well with Vol'jin, the God of Trolls. In Jah'Rakals eyes, jungle trolls are barley trolls at all.
  • There are strange rumors running around that he might be secret buddies with Deadpool. The Merc With a Mouth has yet to tell if this is true or not, just to mess with peoples heads. That has not stopped people from noticing that Jah'Rakal sounds like Mr Wade Wilson if he had a sore throat.
  • WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LIKE ME?!

     Jimmy Hopkins 
Jimmy Hopkins, God of Bully Hunting

     Sam and Max 
Sam & Max, Gods of Heroic Comedic Sociopathy (President of the United States of America, High Priest of the Sea Monkeys, Little Buddy (Max))
  • Lesser Gods ( The original Max had Greater God/Overdeity powers)
  • Symbol: The Freelance Police Shield
  • Alignment: Chaotic...Something-We-Don't-Know
  • Portfolio: Heroic Comedic Sociopaths, Careless Collateral Damage, Cruelty Made Fun, Police of Questionable Authority, Variable Conscience, Talking Animals
  • Domains: Partnership, Banter, Chaos, Freelance Police
  • Allies: Sybil Pandemik
  • Opposed by: Any villain who takes themselves too seriously, innocent civilians, Senator Armstrong,
  • Followers: Belkar, Dangeresque
  • As the only one of the duo with a semi-functioning conscience, Sam adds the "heroic" to Max's "vessel of unbridled sociopathic terror", by pointing the lagomorph in the direction of evil-doers. Neither one will shy away from excessive collateral damage in the pursuit of justice, and as a result an entire wing of Hell is devoted to innocents who've been killed or corrupted in the wake of Sam & Max's gleefully oblivious destruction.
  • Oddly enough, Sam & Max weren't in line for this position. They simply showed up, and happened to complete the three complex rituals necessary to prove their right of ascension. We choose not to investigate what happened to the other candidates and why the parchments smell funny. Sam's promise that he'd let Max beat us with our own kidneys if we don't stop asking questions had little to do with it.
  • Some say that Commissioner Gygax called these two to stick around specifically in case Xanatos makes too great a power play. The actions of Sam & Max cannot be planned nor predicted by anyone, especially those who try make Unwitting Pawns of the pair - as many a thwarted mastermind will attest.
  • Max occasionally plays poker with the Heavy, Tycho, and Strong Bad. Sam also hangs out in the speakeasy the four play in, but has also engaged with some poker with fellow god Ashley Williams, who has shown respect for Sam's adventures in saving the world, Brock Samson, who is a follower of Guy Shishioh, and (non-ascended) Claptrap, with GLADOS as the dealer.
  • Max's case has also come into question as he is actually an alternate timeline Max due to the original Max becoming an Eldritch Abomination and destroyed by thousands of missiles. Sam doesn't seem to mind, though.
  • Was great to hear their good friend Sybil entering the Pantheon. Max is still determined that her job should be guilt slinging considering she helped name the trope in question.
  • If they are in the vicinity when a phone starts ringing, RUN. The two will immediately scramble into a mad dash in order to get it and most likely cause a lot of collateral damage when one of them (mostly Sam) finally gets their hands on it.
  • No one knows how Max pulls out all of the inventory he has on him (since he doesn't wear clothes). He'll reply that it's "none of your damn business" if anyone asks.

Demigods/Quasideities

    Bulk and Skull 
Farkas Bulkmeier and Eugene Skullovitch, Those Two Gods (Farkas - Bulk, Eugene - Skull)

     Kuniteru Emoto 
Kuniteru Emoto, God of Mulitple Aliases ( Virgo Zodiarts, Tachibana)
  • Demigod (as himself), Lesser God as Tachibana and Intermediate Goddess as Virgo Zodiarts
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (overall), Neutral Evil as Virgo Zodiarts
  • Symbol: The Rabbit Hatch or alternatively: The Astronomical symbol of Virgo (Virgo Zodiarts) or the Kamen Rider Meteor logo (as Tachibana)
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: Space, Aliases, Evil (sometimes), Jealousy (ashamed)
  • Allies: The Kamen Rider Club (Gentaro Kisaragi, Kengo Utahoshi, Yuki Jojima, Miu Kazashiro, JK, Shun Daimonji, Tomoko Nozama, Ryusei Sakuta), Jason Lee Scott, Tommy Oliver, the entire Toku Base.
  • Enemies: The Demonic Legion.
  • Former Enemy: Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen.
  • Ascended as the good counterpart of Sou Fueki and also because of his Heroic Sacrifice to the Kamen Rider Club after accepting Gentaro's hand of friendship. Has dedicated his cause to bring the GUAE down as a way of redeeming himself for his sins. The Kamen Rider Club was shocked that Emoto would do such a thing as it is, but they have forgiven him of his crimes and am glad that he can start anew.
  • Has told many of the Showa-era Kamen Riders that he is not in any relation to Tobei Tachibana; he just took the name as a tribute. Also should not be confused with Sakuya Tachibana/Kamen Rider Garren.
  • Has three 'persona': a bumbling scientist, an astronaut with a Daft Punk inspired mask, or his Virgo Zodiarts form. Despite this, he is always on the side of good, despite his aliases.
  • Was horrified beyond belief upon learning about the alternate world where Gentaro Kisaragi turned evil and was even more shocked when he learned that Mitsuzane Kureshima—a former member in the House of Ambiguity—wanted to send Gentaro into despair. While he hates to use his Zodiarts powers, he feels like has no choice when it comes to both the Darkness Proxy and the Friendship Asylum. He's currently preparing a strategy with the Kamen Rider Club to put an end to this.
    • However, his perception towards Micchy has changed because the latter atoned for his sins.

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