The Bestiary
This House resembles a zoo, but you won't find an intact cage remaining. Here you may find every climate imaginable- a home for every creature great and small, real and mythical (and disputed), carnivores, herbivores and otherwise alike. Many of the Nature gods are seen visiting, nominally the guardians of the place but the collective inhabitants are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Especially the cute ones. Mere mortals and deities wishing to not suffer embarrassing injury are encouraged to find a tour guide, Steve Irwin leads daily expeditions into the wilderness, while Zak Saturday keeps things in some semblance of order.
Steve Irwin, Keeper of Beasts (The Crocodile Hunter)
Domains: All Biomes of the Earth, Courage, Animals
Followers: Brady Barr.
His only enemies are the faceless threats of pollution, habitat destruction, and hippos.
He died after a tragic sting by a stingray, and in sorrow all crocodiles in the earth shed sincere tears. Upon death, he entered the Pantheon, and all who had put "ironic crocodile fatality" in the betting pool lost dearly. He spends his spare time poking angels with sticks (avoiding the ones who are shrouded in holy fire and have multiple heads).
Xanatos suggested that the Council of Shadows bet that he would die in any way other than this, thus allowing him to fund phase three of his masterstroke.
He maintains a good relationship with Unohana Retsu, despite the latter's apology about her Shikai's form. He doesn't really hold a grudge against stingrays in general, and condemns those who slaughtered live stingrays in the wake of his ascension.
The main tour guide of the Bestiary, who can keep visitors safe from any creature no matter how dangerous.
His heralds are his dog Suey, and two favourite crocodiles, Bindi and Graham.
Technically, with the both of them being Nazis and the Skull having a higher rank, Swarm follows the Red Skull. But the Skull has trouble acting overtly without getting stomped on by literally any Good-aligned god, and this carries over to his followers, so Swarm has been emphasizing his bee-ness and carefully avoiding the Red Skull.
He may be relatively harmless, but nine out of ten gods agree: getting stung really fucking hurts, what with radioactive venom in a few million stingers. Also rather hard to fight, especially since the House of Nature really cracked down on pesticides.
A Nazi scientist irradiated a hive of bees, causing them to mutate and eat him alive, leaving only his bones. Whether the resulting being is that scientist living on as a skeleton held together by bees or a Hive Mind of telepathic bees with his memories and Nazi sympathies, the Nazi part means that any serious plans are inevitably interrupted by Captain America, who carries a squirt gun for this very purpose.
Has a deal with Chance The Gardener - everything that grows in the Pantheon gets pollinated, even the maneating plants, a tithe of honey every month - and in return, Swarm gets every melted puddle of ice cream in the Pantheon and something new to think about every other day.
Is the only human deity whom most of the Beast gods will not attack, thus he can go freely around the House and help keep things in some semblance of order.
Only rarely heeds the calls of Other Gods, occasionally attempts are made to seal or defeat him, but he always comes back. When he appears, destruction is imminent.
Enemies: Hexxus, Dr. Wily, Looten Plunder, any other Mad Scientists and people who pollute.
Has never recovered from his traumatizing experience in the biology lab. Still tends to bump into trees, walls, Transformers and others while flying around.
The Imperium deities don't want to be anywhere near the Catachan Devil, but appreciate its value.
One stretch of the House of Nature that visitors seldom see is the domain of the Catachan Devil, and with good reason. While the Catachan Devil's domain is as bountiful and full of life as any other domain, it is also full of death, and the Chtorr, Orks, Catachan Jungle Fighters, Taxxons and Krogan inhabiting the region are the only intelligent forms of life to be seen. Everything else is killing something, about to be killed, or dead. Unspeakably lethal plants, animals, fungi, bacteria, and unclasified lifeforms abound here; to enter the region is certain death for most, and highly probable death for the rest. The Catachan Devil is merely the apex predator, and as such has taken it upon itself to defend the region from the delicious other realms on the pantheon level.
The Catachan Devil and its realm are typically not spoken of by the other members of the House-the good deities find the very existence of the Catachan Devil and what it represents to be an uncomfortable aspect of nature, and the evil deities find the Catachan Devil far too unreliable and hungry to deal with on an official level. It is only by a joint effort of the rest of the House that the the Death World realm and its overlord is kept in check.
Well liked by the Houses of War and Weapons, however, as the Catachan Devil's realm is an excellent place to train and test their troops in live, dangerous combat: even the 501st admits that against the Death World, their odds are even at best.
All Dragons that exist in the multiverse were birthed from Bahamut's father Io, the original holder of his seat. Some, sadly, have taken to the path of evil. Bahamut is always on the watch for their actions and will take wing to combat them if they get out of control, but mostly leaves other beings to their own matters.
Upon learning of the Dovahkiin's ascension, he immediately arranged for a third party to very carefully explain he was not evil and had no intention of pissing said Dragonborn off. Thankfully, the Dovahkiin got the message and agreed to live and let live so far.
You do NOT want to be near him when his eyes are dark blue, as its a warning sign that he's pissed off. Woe betides anyone who was the cause of that as they often end up as either a bloody smear on the floor, reduced to ash by his primary Breath Weapon, or a popsicle via the secondary Breath Weapon.
Originally just a mercenary, but after his fight with StarFox, he realizes the potential of the other pilot, quoting him as a true rival. Since then he tests Fox McCloud's skills while he and the fox team up on occasion.
He hates traitors and greedy people. Don't ask what happened to Pigma. He actually likes his team - composed merely of Leon Powalski and Panther Caroso.
She is a former follower of Bugs Bunny, but as Bugs has occupied a lot of Houses already, this position was handed to her.
Is very glad about her ascension. Rather sick with being the Butt Monkey when she served Bugs, she has decided to stare at those who tried to make her one, granting them insanity and at least make her one not to be underestimated. Considering how many powerful Gods are around her, this doesn't seem to work a lot.
However, ItachiUchiha, one of the followers of the God of Aloof Big Brothers, has recently taken Reisen as a student in the art of genjutsu, and has stated that, even though she does not possess the Sharingan, she may, with enough training, be capable of using the Tsukuyomi. *
also, pun: Tsukuyomi is the name of the Shinto moon deity, translates to "moon reader", and involves a red-and-silver moon as the centerpoint of the illusion. Now, what is Reisen and where is she from?
Only Hong Meiling is keeping her from being mơre abused.
Allies: Reisen Udongein Inaba, Bugs Bunny, The Rabbit of Caerbannog, Micky Mouse, Phineas Flynn, Isabella Shapiro Garcia, Mr. Freeze, Zuko, Reptile.
Enemies: Freedie Krugar, The Mad Doctor
Mickey Mouse used to be an enemy until after the events of Epic Mickey. The events eventually led to him being recognized again, resulting in his elevation to god hood.
Resides in the Wasteland with his "common law wife" Ortensia, his 420 children, and forgotton Disney toons. Periodically commissions Reptile whenever Wasteland needs some cleaning in preparation for repairs/construction or some residual blots terminated as his acid functions like thinner in Wasteland.
Dr Evil has recently taken some intrest in Bruce and wants to use him in a pool for yet another easily escapable execution method. He is still trying to find a freaking laser-beam blaster big enough to actually fits him.
Was given this place by Raoh. Soon after, its house is flooded with many-many awesome horses. But none can reach the size and awesomeness of Koku-Oh
Trombe friendlily keeps trying to override Koku-Oh's house with its theme song, but it is impossible without the help of its master Elzam. Both horses are not bitter to each other.
Bad Horse has plans for taking the throne and ruling it with an iron hoof.
Even the Catachan Devil avoids it, since it's not sure of its chances and it doesn't wanna lose to a freaking bunny.
Constantly tries to take over the house owned by Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal to ensure its dominance as the only God of Bunnies. However, its attempts always meet in eye contact with Reisen and reliving its destruction with high explosives.
His flesh-eating ways and tendency to wreak carnage completely traumatized Fluttershy, Friend to All Living Things, when she tried to pet the cute little white bunny and it didn't work out too well. Thankfully, The Stare kicked in on time to prevent her from being mangled and devoured.
Engaged in an epic battle for this title with other competitors including Horse and Mewtwo. Devastation was caused. Horse was barely defeated and slunk off to lick his wounds, Mewtwo had the power advantage but was disgusted by the acts Greebo was willing to commit.
Domains: Ant people, Plant Hybrids, Strength in Numbers
Followers: They don't have followers, but have a lot of leaders.
Upon ascension, they've managed to infest every household. There are now billions of them all over the place. A few enterprising Gods and Goddess managed to put them to good use and get them to do gruntwork and menial tasks. Most others are annoyed at them.
Being so small and having very few survival skills, the Pikmin can easily be killed by a lot of things. The most common way for Pikmin to die in the houses is to be stepped on by other gods and goddesses. Great care must be taken when you are around Pikmin, or you'll be forced to listen to their plaintive death cries if you accidentally step on a few. Pikmin don't have graves you know.
And God (well, one of them) help you if you listen to Ai No Uta. After hearing that, you'll never kill a Pikmin again. Or at least try not to.
Said to carry Mario into the great battles of the deities.
It is revealed that Yoshi is the true hero amongst the Mario Bros. A group of Yoshis helped reunite the two when they were babies, helping them get onto their destined path.
Yoshi can be different colors ranging from pink, yellow, red, blue and even black. Most of the time, they'll be a bright green color.
Known to bombard the Pantheon's kitchen with bubbles each time they serve a dish composed mostly of vegetables.
In addition to his ongoing feud with Mario, Wart has won another enemy as he joined the Pantheon: the Goddess of Idiots, Cirno, obsessed with freezing anything that looks even remotely like a frog. Needless to say, the first time they met, and every time after that, Wart found himself inside a solid block of ice for a few hours. He then tried to convince Cirno that he's a toad, not a frog, but since Cirno apparently doesn't distinguish one from the other, he only got frozen again. He then attempted to fight back, however his bubbles were no match for Cirno's icy danmaku storm and he was frozen yet AGAIN. Now he merely attempts to avoid the Knowledge wing as much as possible.
No, NOT the god of Patricians. Vetinari would be amused.
Suwako Moriya wanted to take the position, but was rejected due to being a goddess of Earth rather than frogs as such.
All of them like pizza. Which is why they hang around at the Food Pantheon, or with C.C. a lot.
Have recently applied to the Defense force as a strike team. Their application is being considered.
Michael Bay, God of Explosions, keeps insisting that they are aliens, no matter how many times the followers of the turtles try to tell him otherwise. The TMNT are not sure what to think of this, though.
Symbol: Herself. Complete with elephants Berilia, Tubul, Great T'Phon and Jerakeen on her back, the Discworld on their backs, and a moonlet and sun orbiting the whole shebang
A'Tuin and her Disc play host to the pantheon and its associated valuables whenever the usual planet, Primus, finds the need to transform into his robot mode (and, incidentally, crush everything on his surface and grind anything inside).
The day the Wig-Wigs were deified was a gloomy one for the Pantheon. The deadly critters devoured pretty much everything that was alive in it before attacking the Gods themselves. Every God able to fight was mobilized, and together they managed to confine the Wig-Wigs to a single area where they were locked up and restrained. Palpatine insisted that the keys should be entrusted to him. One canonly wonderwhy.
Enemies: Greebo (because he reminds her of that cat that would torment her) Omega, anyone who encourages cruelty to cats.
The day Sakaki ascended was the day that cats finally figured out that she is their friend. Very protective of Chiyo, who she sees as like a little sister.
Has an understandably tense relationship with Jerry (listed below). The two have an uneasy truce due to the fact that because of his Karmic Trickster nature, Jerry usually only inflicts his wrath on a cat after being provoked first. But, like many cat lovers, Sakaki's sympathies are usually with Tom when the two of them clash.
One of the most feared deities by cats, though mice find him to be quite inspirational. He started as a Folk Hero to mice living in Mouse World before over time becoming their messiah as his legend grew. "What Would Jerry Do?" soon became a popular slogan among his followers. Of course most of what Jerry would do tends to involve extreme violence.
Recent scientific discoveries hint at a Blue and Orange Morality that may verge on what appears to be outright sociopathy. Still manages to be beloved.
While they are considered part of the Pantheon they are, thankfully, locked outside of it and are not to be let in unless it is an extremely dire situation.
One of those times was for the punishment and disgrace of Elmyra. There was much lulz among the House Of Beasts and House of Nature that day.
Has weekly duels with Kamina that draw massive crowds from all around the Pantheons. Marge and Tsunade's betting pool on how many laws of physics and nature they're going to break each time is one of the biggest money-makers in the entire House.
Enemies: Scar, Hexxus, Hyenas and anybody who would forget to call him "Mr Pig" when not refering to him by name.
Though he spends a lot of time in the House of Food in order to search for bugs and food, he keeps a clear distance from the Epic Meal Time gang. Too say that their fanatic love for bacon makes him uneasy would be an understatement.
The Kraken, God of Octopuses. (Horror of the Deep, The Bane of Sailors, The Nightmare of Pirates, The Slayer of the Navy, The Terror of Fishermen. The Destroyer of Ships.)
Followers: Squidward, many, MANY creatures from animated pornography.
Allies: Davy Jones, Cthulu.
Enemies: Jack Sparrow, whales, pirates, the navy, fishermen, preety mutch anything that sets foot in the ocean.
Is aware of what some of his more... passionate followers are up to. He also knows why most of them doesn't dare to go to the oceans: They know that The Kraken is waiting for them...
Is able to drown any ship that the Gods build in mere seconds.
Since he works as the pet and favorite weapon of Davy Jones, most Gods know not to get on his masters bad side if the Kraken Hammer is nearby.
Because of the fact that he is larger than an island◊, he is even feared by Bruce, The God of Sharks, to the point where Bruce will flee at the mere knowledge that he MIGHT be heading his direction. However, The Kraken dreads the day when Moby Dick, one of the few sea creatures able to stand a chanse against him, will rise to godhood.
His rumored temple is said to be at the very bottom of the ocean, in an area even harder to find than Atlantis. So far, only a handfull of Gods knows where it is.
Accended to godhood when he defeated the King of Monsters: Godzilla. Though Godzilla won the first battle they had, King Kong had the luck of getting struck by thunder in the second fight.
In his mortal life, he was considered a god who had to be appeased through human sacrifices. Ever since he met Ann Darrow, he resorted to a more healthy eating habit.
Using thunder against King Kong is always considered a horrible idea when fighting him, since it gives a massive boost of strengh. In fact, it made him strong enough to beat Godzilla to the bottom of the sea.
Kong has a habit of changing his size, though he never becomes smaller than a T-rex or taller than a Kaiju.
In his spare time, he tends to climb up and down on the tallest buildings of the House of Commerce. However, Kong knows they tend to respond with biplanes whenever it gets out of hand.
Due to the beings level of strength, he would obviously ascend to his level of god hood pretty quickly, due to the fact that he rules over the entire pokemon universe.
Directly created the pokemon of time, space, dimensions, and willpower, knowledge and emotions, all to carry out his will.
