Pantheon / Beast

The Bestiary

This House resembles a zoo, but you won't find an intact cage remaining. Here you may find every climate imaginable- a home for every creature great and small, real and mythical (and disputed), carnivores, herbivores, and otherwise alike. Many of the Nature gods are seen visiting, nominally the guardians of the place but the collective inhabitants are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Especially the cute ones. Mere mortals and deities wishing to not suffer embarrassing injury are encouraged to find a tour guide. Steve Irwin leads daily expeditions into the wilderness, while Rexxar keeps things in some semblance of order.

Not every God or Goddess here is bestial in nature, though. There are some humanoid Gods and Goddesses residing here. Hey, someone has got to take care of the beasts after all.

The House of Beasts is currently ruled by "The Beasthood" consisting of Godzilla, Arceus, and Rexxar.

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Sub-Houses by Species

The Beasthood

The Three Guards of the House of Beasts.

Godzilla, The Kaiju God of Being the Main Attraction (Gojira, King of the Monsters, The Big G, Gigantis the Fire Monster)
  • Theme Song: Godzilla's Theme
  • Greater God (Overdeity if the rumor 'Super Godzilla' is true)
  • Symbol: A stylized "G" or a silhouette of himself.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
  • Portfolio: Kaijus, Breath Weapons, Dragons (Dinosaurs?), Sequels, Juggernauts, Radiation and its Evil, Badass Old Dinosaur, The Dreaded, Mighty Glacier, Tough Hide, Anti-Hero Sometimes, Worship Like a God, Tragic Monster, War Is Hell, Atomic Breath, Covered in Scars, Destructive Savior, Determinator
  • Domains: Destruction, Fire, Radiation, Sequels, Dragons, Dinosaurs, Japan.
  • Followers: The Cloverfield monster, Insectosaurus, the Kaiju of the Rift.
  • Clones: Too many.
    • Ascended: Tyranitar
  • High Priest: Gamera
  • Allies: Anguirus, Rodan, Mothra Leo, Baragon, Desco, Eren Yeager, Raleigh Becket And Mako Mori, The EVA Children, The Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Enemies/Rivals: King Ghidorah, Deathwing, Gogmazios, Gigan, Mecha Godzilla, Hedorah, SpaceGodzilla, The Colossi, King Kong, Black Doom
  • Odd Friendship: Korra
  • Annoyed With: Fluttershy
  • Only rarely heeds the calls of Other Gods. Occasional attempts are made to seal or defeat him, but he always comes back. When he appears, destruction is imminent.
  • Rumoured to have many aliases, children or clones, going under names such as Terra Khan, that big honkin' fire breathin' lizard, and many more.
  • When Godzilla gets out of hand, Fluttershy reins him in with a scolding underscored by The Stare. She also does not punish him, but rather states that he just "made a bad decision". Godzilla tends to concede not because he's sorry, but because Flutters' scolding bores him to the point where he gets drowsy.
    • And if she were unavailable for some reason, King Kong is always willing to lend a hand (first changing size to even stand a chance, of course).
  • Wiz and Boomstick have announced that Godzilla will be featured in an upcoming Death Battle against an as-yet unannounced opponent. Everyone in the Pantheon looked in immense terror.
    • It later turns out that Gamera, one of his followers, will be his opponent in Death Battle. Everyone is ready to evacuate the area when the two will face each other.
      • When it finally came to be, everyone was sent far away from the Pantheon as they watched Godzilla and Gamera duke it out. The House of Commerce placed bets on who would win. The climatic end had Gozilla destroy Gamera with the Spiral Atomic Breath, and obliterating most of the Pantheon and leaving it a radioactive waste. Needless to say, Maxwell, Sackboy, Steve? and Emmet were working overtime to clear everything up.
  • Due to a string of recent events, the Kaiju has reentered people's minds, and faith to their patron god has increased on a drastic level. This sudden increase in belief to him has caused Godzilla to grow to even greater heights than before.
  • Is utter confused with Desco. Almost every time he turns his head around, he see the little abomination hugging his tail with little hearts fluttering around her head. Many members of the pantheon share the Kaiju King's confusion.
  • After the creation of the Spirit Portal in the Pantheon, Godzilla has on occasion visited the outer world. To him, it's sort of a peaceful haven from the Pantheon. Of course, since he is Godzilla, expect him to be fighting some Spirit creature.
  • Is surprising looked up to by many of the good-aligned members of the House of Family after finding this video. Yes, people, a giant mutated monster is a better father then most of the humans—if you want to call them that—parents in the pantheon.
    • Ok, so maybe he did slap his son across the head with his tail and did threaten to slap him if he didn't use his atomic breath. But hey, they're Kaiju, that's what they do.
  • Is banned from ever coming anywhere near Bambi. Consider the last time they met, its understandable.
  • Might be one of the few deities to match raw power against Deathwing despite Godzilla actually being a bit smaller compared to the Black Dragon. Of course, being the underdog never stopped Godzilla before.
  • Struck up a very strange friendship with Korra. Nobody in the Pantheon really understand what basis their relationship is founded on. Still, many have see them resting together in the Spirit World.
    • He has also been seen hanging around with the EVA kids as well. Compared to his friendship with Korra, this is utterly mind screwy.
  • Theres been rumors going around the pantheon that Godzilla can take on a even more powerful form that won't leave him a nuclear time bomb called 'Super Godzilla'. So far, there hasn't been any evidence to support such a claim. But all the Grand United Alliances (even Destruction) are preparing for the worst (best for Destruction) if that were to happen.
  • Was attacked by all three versions of his robotic doppelganger, Mecha-Godzilla. Even when Godzilla put up a brave front, he was nearly overpowered by their all-out barrage of lasers, missiles, and freeze rays. Luckily, the arrival of Gypsy Danger helped even the odds. The Jeager used its wrist saw-sword to cut the head of both the Showa and Heisei version of Mecha-G, while the giant dinosaur used a super-charged atomic breath against Kiryu, which damaged his Absolute Zero Gun.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd is a huge fan of Godzilla. Godzilla himself is neutral on the Nerd.
  • While Asgore Dreemurr shares the title of "King of the Monsters", Godzilla makes it clear that he is the true king of the monsters, though both monsters remain neutral towards one another, mainly due to Asgore wanting to be peaceful and Godzilla thinking he's not worth his time.

Arceus, the Most Powerful Pokémon (the Alpha Pokémon)

Rexxar, Divine Representative of Beastmasters (Champion of the Horde, Last son of the Mok'Nathal, The Hunter, Facehunter, SMOrc and variants of "X" Hunter)
Rexxar with his pet bear Misha
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His wolf Mask and his Two axes he carries.
  • Theme Song: SMOrc and The Face Episode
  • Alingment: True Neutral, leaning towards Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: An Axe to Grind, Dark wolf mask, Master of five different wild animals, Deep and Raspy voice, Hermit Guru, Hero of the wild, Belongs to a Hybrid race of Half-orcs and Half-Ogres, Trap Master
  • Domains: Beast, Nature, Hunting
  • Heralds: His pets Misha (a bear), Huffer (A boar), Leokk (a wyvern), Haratha (a wolf) and Spirit (a hawk)
  • High Priest: Karroch
  • Allies:
  • Enemies: Gul'dan, Garrosh Hellscream, Arthas Menethil, Leoric, Diablo, Mordremoth, anyone who mistreats animals
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Uther Lightbringer, Muradin Bronzebeard, Kunkka (However, they got inmense respect for each other)
  • Tamed Beasts: Rexie And Sharptooth
  • Rexxar is a member of the Mok'natal, hybrids with half-orc and half-ogre blood and he has always lived in the wild thanks to the countless betrayal he has suffered from his kin, only coming to trust only the beast of the wild. Thanks to his connections with his good friends Thrall and Vol'jin, Rexxar was allowed a spot thanks to his bonds with wild animals.
  • Rexxar is never seen without his trusty animal companions. Their bond is so strong that they had gone on numerous adventures together. For Rexxar, the animals are the only family they have…except for his father...(It's...complicated)
    • However, he was sad because there was someone who was missing. However, to his surprise, his old pet wolf Haratha was recently revived form the House of Life and Death. Rexxar was on the verge of tears and promised to never separate from Haratha again.
    • If Rexxar was bound to be on a pinch, he would always have the backup of his animal friends, Although people has pointed out that his boar, Huffer, is the most likely to show up first.
    • Super secret: Misha is his favorite.
  • It's really tired that everyone keeps confusing his mask for a bat. It's a Wolf!…and a dark one at that!
    • However, he doesn't hold ill will towards the other masked Batman.
  • It was no surprise when he became friends with The Goddess of the Hunt, Artemis, since they both have a lot in common. Although Rexxar praises her proficiency with the bow, he doesn't believe that hunting with a bow is the ultimate challenge, people should try with an axe.
  • If there was any doubt that he was a Beastmaster, those were ended when he was seen taming both Rexie and Sharptooth at the same time. This is isn't the first time he managed to do this, given that back in his home world, He did the same with two creatures called King Krush and Gahz'rilla.
  • Rexxar immediately became friends with other hunters in the Pantheon, but his relationships vary with each one he meets:
    • He often joins the Monster Hunters along with his fellow animal companions on their quest to slay monsters and actually, he has really proven himself to be quite a force to be reckoned with. However, when it comes to looting, they always call him out on his ridiculous earnings.
    "Just to be clear, all the loot we get from this is mine, I need it for… hmm, hunter reasons!"
    • The Dovakhin is really impressed with Rexxar's abilities and often the two tag along during their hunting sessions. However, he doesn't trust his bear Misha, given his horrible encounter with bears. Rexxar usually is the one caught in the middle of the fights betwenn Misha and the Dragonborn.
    • He gets along really well with both team RWBY and JNPR and actually is impressed with how this young kids can handle themeselves in such a hostile world such as Remnant. However, he is much more closer with Blake, as he also understands why she lived as a loner who was shunned by her people, since Rexxar also suffers from the same problem.
  • It has been noted that Rexxar usually avoids saying a name of an animal directly. It seem that whenever he pronounces one, a sound from said animal will play on his back, greatly annoying him. Unfortunately, this has been the reason why he was constantly trolled by this condition
  • He gets along quite well with fellow ogre Shrek, citing that he is very much surprised that these ogre isn't as dumb as the ones in his world. Shrek is also particularly confused of how there can exist a race of half-ogres but he stopped asking that question after seeing Donkey's kids.
  • Because of his heritage, Rexxar has bonded with those who also have received discrimination for being Halfbreeds, like Setsuna Sakurazaki or Rutile. He however claims that he is only a quarter Ogre (That would explain why he isn't as stupid as his Homeworld Ogres)
  • Kunkka just happens to have a strong feeling of distrust of Mok'natal for reasons he himself doesn't understand. However, both he and Rexxar acknowledges as worthy adversaries and Rexxar himself can't help but feel a really familiar face in the pirate.
  • He made friends with Wolverine pretty quickly. It might be because that they are both loners who sounds Suspiciously Similar.
  • Rexxar is often seen spending time on Moe's tavern, particularly playing his favourite card game and frequently challenges other people he happens to come by. He also claims that the hunter is one of the best Classes available to play at.
    • However, one particular playstyle of him is largely considered very anti-fun to play against thanks to his disregard in dealing with the enemy board and just attack the Hero. His opponents usually blames his ogre side for that.
    • Oh, and everytime you have been beaten by a hunter? That was him...
  • "It is said that I hunt alone. Wandering these bitter lands, far from civilization. But in truth, I hunt with family. One that I hold close. I protect them, and they protect me. I am Rexxar, Champion of the Horde. And I never hunt alone."
    • It has been pointed out in confusion that Rexxar once also said that he "Hunts alone". Other group, states that instead he said that He Hunts a Loan. Nobody is sure what he actually meant when he said that.
  • He heard that prior to his own ascension, there was a notable beastmaster that has been keeping one of the greater deities in it (Godzilla) in line and visits this House a lot, but has done so less frequently than usual due to the presence of two other deities in this House. That deity turned out to be a rather timid pegasus pony who immediately reeled backed upon first meeting him. But after some patience and conversation, Rexxar was in awe that Fluttershy could cow great beasts without violence or threats (apart from an occasional Death Glare) and the two became allies.
  • There are rumors that Rexxar secretly is abusive to his poor Misha, thus his positioning is a sham. It's not true as Rexxar took good care of all his pets. Well, about the first statement, true believers... Dooooon't yoooouuu beliiieve iiiiit! (Though you can believe claims about how he can stave off death beams from the sky by just playing dead)
  • "Let the Hunt begin!"

The Monster Hunters can usually be found following the larger members of this Pantheon, possibly looking for something new to hunt.