This House resembles a zoo, but you won't find an intact cage remaining. Here you may find every climate imaginable- a home for every creature great and small, real and mythical (and disputed), carnivores, herbivores and otherwise alike. Many of the Nature gods are seen visiting, nominally the guardians of the place but the collective inhabitants are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Especially the cute ones. Mere mortals and deities wishing to not suffer embarrassing injury are encouraged to find a tour guide, Steve Irwin leads daily expeditions into the wilderness, while Zak Saturday keeps things in some semblance of order.
Not every Gods and Goddesses here are bestial in nature, though. There were some humanoid Gods and Goddesses residing here. Hey, someone has got to take care of the beasts here after all.
Steve Irwin, Keeper of Beasts (The Crocodile Hunter)
Domains: All Biomes of the Earth, Courage, Animals
Followers: Brady Barr.
His only enemies are the faceless threats of pollution, habitat destruction, and hippos.
He died after a tragic sting by a stingray, and in sorrow all crocodiles in the earth shed sincere tears. Upon death, he entered the Pantheon, and all who had put "ironic crocodile fatality" in the betting pool lost dearly. He spends his spare time poking angels with sticks (avoiding the ones who are shrouded in holy fire and have multiple heads).
Xanatos suggested that the Council of Shadows bet that he would die in any way other than this, thus allowing him to fund phase three of his masterstroke.
He maintains a good relationship with Unohana Retsu, despite the latter's apology about her Shikai's form. He doesn't really hold a grudge against stingrays in general, and condemns those who slaughtered live stingrays in the wake of his ascension.
The main tour guide of the Bestiary, who can keep visitors safe from any creature no matter how dangerous.
His heralds are his dog Suey, and two favourite crocodiles, Bindi and Graham.
Technically, with the both of them being Nazis and the Skull having a higher rank, Swarm follows the Red Skull. But the Skull has trouble acting overtly without getting stomped on by literally any Good-aligned god, and this carries over to his followers, so Swarm has been emphasizing his bee-ness and carefully avoiding the Red Skull.
He may be relatively harmless, but nine out of ten gods agree: getting stung really fucking hurts, what with radioactive venom in a few million stingers. Also rather hard to fight, especially since the House of Nature really cracked down on pesticides.
He once stated that Bowser Land was the happiest place on earth. Some villainous Gods do agree on this.
Previously used his DryBowser form to great effect in battle against the GUAG, until he made the mistake of going up against FaustVIII who succeded in not only controlling his Dry Bones troops but also himself as well. It took the combined efforts of several high-ranking members of the GUAE to wrestle control of Dry Bowser from Faust VIII and revert him to his mortal form to bring him back.
Team Rocket is so inept at capturing him that Pikachu barely bothers Thundershocking them anymore.
Is on good terms with Samus ever since their chance meeting during one of her trademark apocalypses.
Between playing with his friends and shocking villains, he's sometimes seen carrying around - and eating from - a bottle of the Food Pantheon's best ketchup. The Food pantheon doesn't mind a bottle going missing every now and then, as a single bottle is nothing compared to what some other deities consume every meal.
While he doesn't mind sharing said bottle if asked, he will retaliate if it's taken from him. Whether this is on his own accord or with the help of friends depends on the aggressor.
Spends a lot of time in the House of Combat, partially to train with other martial arts legends but also so he can gawk in awe at them.
He's also known to be very good at cooking, and sometimes aids his father (a goose) in making delicious noodles for everyone to enjoy.
Occasionally visits the House of Personal Appearance, particularly Litchi's house, to visit his 'little brother' Lao Jiu, offering him to teach Kung-Fu as much as a miniature panda can muster. While that was always met with a refusal, no bad bloods were made and Po is just glad that he's friends in Lao Jiu, and also shares noodle-cooking and Kung-Fu skills with Litchi.
Is known to immediately cheer up Noel Vermillion whenever she's on a bad day.
Recently, the Wisdom Panda has made a challenge to Po to see who really should be the god of pandas.
When he was called for ascension, he had to climb the multitude of stairs to reach the Pantheon. Needless to say, it took him a while to get up there.
The Imperium deities don't want to be anywhere near the Catachan Devil, but appreciate its value.
One stretch of the House of Nature that visitors seldom see is the domain of the Catachan Devil, and with good reason. While the Catachan Devil's domain is as bountiful and full of life as any other domain, it is also full of death, and the Chtorr, Orks, Catachan Jungle Fighters, Taxxons and Krogan inhabiting the region are the only intelligent forms of life to be seen. Everything else is killing something, about to be killed, or dead. Unspeakably lethal plants, animals, fungi, bacteria, and unclasified lifeforms abound here; to enter the region is certain death for most, and highly probable death for the rest. The Catachan Devil is merely the apex predator, and as such has taken it upon itself to defend the region from the delicious other realms on the pantheon level.
The Catachan Devil and its realm are typically not spoken of by the other members of the House-the good deities find the very existence of the Catachan Devil and what it represents to be an uncomfortable aspect of nature, and the evil deities find the Catachan Devil far too unreliable and hungry to deal with on an official level. It is only by a joint effort of the rest of the House that the the Death World realm and its overlord is kept in check.
Well liked by the Houses of War and Weapons, however, as the Catachan Devil's realm is an excellent place to train and test their troops in live, dangerous combat: even the 501st admits that against the Death World, their odds are even at best.
All Dragons that exist in the multiverse were birthed from Bahamut's father Io, the original holder of his seat. Some, sadly, have taken to the path of evil. Bahamut is always on the watch for their actions and will take wing to combat them if they get out of control, but mostly leaves other beings to their own matters.
Upon learning of the Dovahkiin's ascension, he immediately arranged for a third party to very carefully explain he was not evil and had no intention of pissing said Dragonborn off. Thankfully, the Dovahkiin got the message and agreed to live and let live so far.
You do NOT want to be near him when his eyes are dark blue, as its a warning sign that he's pissed off. Woe betides anyone who was the cause of that as they often end up as either a bloody smear on the floor, reduced to ash by his primary Breath Weapon, or a popsicle via the secondary Breath Weapon.
One of his greatest rivals is Shinryu, Guardian of the Interdimensional Rift of the House of Nature. While Shinryu desires Bahamut's throne, the king believes Shinryu to be one of the most powerful evil dragons in the multiverse. It is said when the final battle of good and evil occurs, the skies will be torn asunder by lightning and fire as the two battle for dominance of dragonkind.
The son of Cairne Bloodhoof won his father's throne after retaking the city of Thunderbluff from the Grimtotem tribe.
Fervently opposes Thralls "successor" Garrosh Hellscream for his ruthless tactics and bloodlust. Eventually going as far as helping the Alliance in bringing him down. This is also one of the reasons he ascended.
Believes in achieving a peacful solution to most conflicts but will not hesitate to defend his people.
The reason why it took him so long to retake his father's throne was due to a nasty rumor that permeates the Pantheon about how as a child, he got caught by Centaurs and needed rescue. Baine did not deny them but says that experince helped shape him into the leader he is today.
Whenever Cyborg is near and exclaims "MOO-YAH!", Baine rolls his eyes. Not that it ruins their friendship, especially when fighting evil. Baine believes that the spiritual strength of his race and Cyborg's technology when combined can be a deadly force.
Allies: Frieza, but only so that they can discuss methods of getting rid of enemies.
Shen used to visit the House of Technology a lot. He was banned from there after the Gods discovered that the advanced weaponry enthusiast was trying to glean information in order to perfect his cannons.
His temple is a tower-palace protected with cannons and a wide selection of high-tech weaponry pillaged from the Technology house. He is fascinated by automated guns such as GLaDOS' turrets and Engineer's sentries, because unlike regular minions, they are incapable of perceived "betrayal".
Originally just a mercenary, but after his fight with StarFox, he realizes the potential of the other pilot, quoting him as a true rival. Since then he tests Fox McCloud's skills while he and the fox team up on occasion.
This house once belonged to Sajin Komamura, but the latter fell to an attack by Barbatos Goetia, which Komamura left this house in his hands.
He hates traitors and greedy people. Don't ask what happened to Pigma. He actually likes his team - composed merely of Leon Powalski and Panther Caroso.
She is a former follower of Bugs Bunny, but as Bugs has occupied a lot of Houses already, this position was handed to her.
Is very glad about her ascension. Rather sick with being the Butt Monkey when she served Bugs, she has decided to stare at those who tried to make her one, granting them insanity and at least make her one not to be underestimated. Considering how many powerful Gods are around her, this doesn't seem to work a lot.
However, ItachiUchiha, one of the followers of the God of Aloof Big Brothers, has recently taken Reisen as a student in the art of genjutsu, and has stated that, even though she does not possess the Sharingan, she may, with enough training, be capable of using the Tsukuyomi. note also, pun: Tsukuyomi is the name of the Shinto moon deity, translates to "moon reader", and involves a red-and-silver moon as the centerpoint of the illusion. Now, what is Reisen and where is she from?
Allies: Reisen Udongein Inaba, Bugs Bunny, The Rabbit of Caerbannog, Micky Mouse, Phineas Flynn, Isabella Shapiro Garcia, Mr. Freeze, Zuko, Reptile.
Enemies: Freedie Krugar, The Mad Doctor
Mickey Mouse used to be an enemy until after the events of Epic Mickey. The events eventually led to him being recognized again, resulting in his elevation to god hood.
Resides in the Wasteland with his "common law wife" Ortensia, his 420 children, and forgotten Disney toons. Periodically commissions Reptile whenever Wasteland needs some cleaning in preparation for repairs/construction or some residual blots terminated as his acid functions like thinner in Wasteland.
Dr Evil has recently taken some intrest in Bruce and wants to use him in a pool for yet another easily escapable execution method. He is still trying to find a freaking laser-beam blaster big enough to actually fit him.
His flesh-eating ways and tendency to wreak carnage completely traumatized Fluttershy, Friend to All Living Things, when she tried to pet the cute little white bunny and it didn't work out too well. Thankfully, The Stare kicked in on time to prevent her from being mangled and devoured.
Engaged in an epic battle for this title with other competitors including Horse and Mewtwo. Devastation was caused. Horse was barely defeated and slunk off to lick his wounds, Mewtwo had the power advantage but was disgusted by the acts Greebo was willing to commit.
Followers: They don't have followers, but have a lot of leaders.
Upon ascension, they've managed to infest every household. There are now billions of them all over the place. A few enterprising Gods and Goddess managed to put them to good use and get them to do gruntwork and menial tasks. Most others are annoyed at them.
Being so small and having very few survival skills, the Pikmin can easily be killed by a lot of things. The most common way for Pikmin to die in the houses is to be stepped on by other gods and goddesses. Great care must be taken when you are around Pikmin, or you'll be forced to listen to their plaintive death cries if you accidentally step on a few. Pikmin don't have graves you know.
And God (well, one of them) help you if you listen to Ai No Uta. After hearing that, you'll never kill a Pikmin again. Or at least try not to.
If you see any object in any household that appear to be moving on their own, it might be the Pikmin moving them around for some reason.
It is possible that enough of them can take on any deity in any household.
Chuggaaconroy stays far away from them as possible, due to the fact that other gods will make multiple references about "Steve the Trooper" or anything related to them. It doesn't help that he notes that he wanted to change his name (Emile) to Steve when he was younger.
Godzilla once approached Sharptooth and asked if he wanted to be the Kaiju's side kick. Sharptooth responded with a nasty smile and the following statement: "How has your mother been doing lately? Her health is good, I hope? No injuries? She lives in that trench just off Okinawa, right? Sweet woman. I've been dying to find an excuse to go visit her." Godzilla has not repeated his offer since.
He did try a similar tactic when he wanted to use a rather large pool that King Kong used for the moment. Sadly, Sharptooth was unaware of what happened thelast timea T-rex threatened someone that Kong cared about. It took a couple of months untill he could eat any large chunks of meat without aid again.
Don't dare talk to him about Chomper, just don't. The survivors still have the tooth marks. (If you must know, Chomper is usually seen in the House of Food, having become a follower of Tiger.)
Lately, the other gods have noticed him acting even angrier than usual, and now refuses to enter the hall of theater under any circumstances. Many guess that this has something to do with his arch-enemy's recent ascention from the Fallen pit.
Known to bombard the Pantheon's kitchen with bubbles each time they serve a dish composed mostly of vegetables.
In addition to his ongoing feud with Mario, Wart has won another enemy as he joined the Pantheon: the Goddess of Idiots, Cirno, obsessed with freezing anything that looks even remotely like a frog. Needless to say, the first time they met, and every time after that, Wart found himself inside a solid block of ice for a few hours. He then tried to convince Cirno that he's a toad, not a frog, but since Cirno apparently doesn't distinguish one from the other, he only got frozen again. He then attempted to fight back, however his bubbles were no match for Cirno's icy danmaku storm and he was frozen yet AGAIN. Now he merely attempts to avoid the Knowledge wing as much as possible.
No, NOT the god of Patricians. Vetinari would be amused.
Suwako Moriya wanted to take the position, but was rejected due to being a goddess of Earth rather than frogs as such.
All of them like pizza. Which is why they hang around at the Food Pantheon, or with C.C. a lot.
Have recently applied to the Defense force as a strike team. Their application is being considered.
Michael Bay, God of Explosions, keeps insisting that they are aliens, no matter how many times the followers of the turtles try to tell him otherwise. The TMNT are not sure what to think of this, though.
A'Tuin and her Disc play host to the pantheon and its associated valuables whenever the usual planet, Primus, finds the need to transform into his robot mode (and, incidentally, crush everything on his surface and grind anything inside).
The day the Wig-Wigs were deified was a gloomy one for the Pantheon. The deadly critters devoured pretty much everything that was alive in it before attacking the Gods themselves. Every God able to fight was mobilized, and together they managed to confine the Wig-Wigs to a single area where they were locked up and restrained. Palpatine insisted that the keys should be entrusted to him. One canonly wonderwhy.
Allies: Chiyo, Osaka, Yukari, Chiyo's Father, Steve Irwin, Mufasa, Red XIII, is on good terms with Yostuba * whose legion of depraved Poisonous Friendfollowers are also known for their love of cats.
Enemies: Greebo (because he reminds her of that cat that would torment her) Omega, anyone who encourages cruelty to cats.
The day Sakaki ascended was the day that cats finally figured out that she is their friend. Very protective of Chiyo, who she sees as like a little sister.
Has an understandably tense relationship with Jerry (listed below). The two have an uneasy truce due to the fact that because of his Karmic Trickster nature, Jerry usually only inflicts his wrath on a cat after being provoked first. But, like many cat lovers, Sakaki's sympathies are usually with Tom when the two of them clash.
One of the most feared deities by cats, though mice find him to be quite inspirational. He started as a Folk Hero to mice living in Mouse World before over time becoming their messiah as his legend grew. "What Would Jerry Do?" soon became a popular slogan among his followers. Of course most of what Jerry would do tends to involve extreme violence.
While they are considered part of the Pantheon they are, thankfully, locked outside of it and are not to be let in unless it is an extremely dire situation.
One of those times was for the punishment and disgrace of Elmyra. There was much lulz among the House Of Beasts and House of Nature that day.
Of course the side of the story you don't hear that while the Houses of Beasts and Nature were rejoicing over Elmyra's punishment several powerful space-fairing Gods were out fighting the Hive Fleets to keep them away from the pantheon (or at least to keep more Nids from pouring in. Where do you think the Swarmlord used for Elmyra's punishment came from?) long enough for the Houses of Magic and Craft to construct a new seal that would banish the Nids again. Needless to say conditions for the breaking of the seal have been increased.
The place that holds the Tyranid seal is a temple devoted to them that is located deep in the jungles of this very house. Said temple is guarded by a magicly bound Carnifex who has been lovingly named "Cuddlefex" by some of the more intelligent members of the Bestiary.
Has weekly duels with Kamina that draw massive crowds from all around the Pantheons. Marge and Tsunade's betting pool on how many laws of physics and nature they're going to break each time is one of the biggest money-makers in the entire House.
Enemies: Scar, Hexxus, Hyenas and anybody who would forget to call him "Mr Pig" when not refering to him by name.
Though he spends a lot of time in the House of Food in order to search for bugs and food, he keeps a clear distance from the Epic Meal Time gang. Too say that their fanatic love for bacon makes him uneasy would be an understatement.
The Kraken, God of Octopi. (Horror of the Deep, The Bane of Sailors, The Nightmare of Pirates, The Slayer of the Navy, The Terror of Fishermen. The Destroyer of Ships.)
Is aware of what some of his more... passionate followers are up to. He also knows why most of them doesn't dare to go to the oceans: They know that The Kraken is waiting for them...
Is able to drown any ship that the Gods build in mere seconds.
Since he works as the pet and favorite weapon of Davy Jones, most Gods know not to get on his master's bad side if the Kraken Hammer is nearby.
Because of the fact that he is larger than an island◊, he is even feared by Bruce, The God of Sharks, to the point where Bruce will flee at the mere knowledge that he MIGHT be heading his direction. However, The Kraken dreads the day when Moby Dick, one of the few sea creatures able to stand a chance against him, will rise to godhood.
His rumored temple is said to be at the very bottom of the ocean, in an area even harder to find than Atlantis. So far, only a handful of Gods knows where it is.
There is dispute whether the Kraken's name is pronounced "Kraa-ken", with a short "a", or "Kray-ken", with a long "a". So far, the Kraken itself has refused to comment, but one pirate has expressed the opinion that "It's a mythological creature. I can call it what I want."
Occasionally, the Kraken manifests itself as a reptilian creature rather than a cephalopod. In this form, it once served the god Zeus until a nasty encounter with the hero Perseus turned it to stone for a while. Davy Jones rescued the Kraken from this fate, and they've been on great terms ever since.
Ascended to godhood when he defeated the King of Monsters: Godzilla. Though Godzilla won the first battle they had, King Kong had the luck of getting struck by thunder in the second fight.
In his mortal life, he was considered a god who had to be appeased through human sacrifices. Ever since he met Ann Darrow, he resorted to a more healthy eating habit.
Using thunder against King Kong is always considered a horrible idea when fighting him, since it gives a massive boost of strengh. In fact, it made him strong enough to beat Godzilla to the bottom of the sea.
Kong has a habit of changing his size, though he never becomes smaller than a T-rex or taller than a Kaiju.
In his spare time, he tends to climb up and down on the tallest buildings of the House of Commerce. However, Kong knows they tend to respond with biplanes whenever it gets out of hand.
Has a vendetta against Freeza for his racist insult against monkeys, calling them filthy. However, Freeza really doesn't care, as he laughs it off because he blew up Kong's "planet".
Enemies: The Kraken, Bruce, fishermen, Captain Ahab, whale hunters.
Ever since Moby Dick accended into the waters of the Pantheon, he has been in almost constant conflict with The Kraken, considering how he keeps eating his 8-limbed followers. Even though their fights are always even, Moby always manages to tear off many of The Kraken's tentacles.
Those who are out to hunt whales always stays clear out of his waters, considering that he has grown even larger because of his godhood.
Despite his incredible strengh, he has two massive weaknesses: beaches and tides. Once he gets beached, it will require the strongest gods in the Pantheon in order to get him back in the water.
It has been proven that he has swallowed entire warships, along with the crews commanding them. Rumor has it that they are still inside of him, living with the massive schools of fish that he swallows when he gets hungry.
Allies: Anyone who needs a convenient mode of travel to somewhere
For those who are worthy, Bela will appear where she needs to be to take them where they need to go. Armies, battles, and the One Power itself cannot stop her from delivering her burden to precisely the right place at the right time.
Allies: Most of the GUAG. The Anti Heroes even find Luna likable.
Followers: All of the Elements of Harmony, Unimon, Bronies, Cadance (though she's more family than a follower), Swift Wind
Despite their recent ascension, there's a fierce debate among the gods over what their formal title should be. For sure, they look like winged unicorns, but "pegasus unicorn" and Alicorn have also been used to describe them. As for Celestia, she's not talking. Luna would talk, but due to her tendency to scare lesser deities, nobody really sticks around to hear it.
When The Great and Powerful Trixie was deified, it was because she was here to redeem herself after being corrupted by the Alicorn Amulet. While the amulet has been locked away, neither Celestia nor Luna have said anything about changing their title.
With the in-universe ascension of TwilightSparkle, it appears that Alicorn is an appropriate term, although it may not be the ONLY appropriate term.
TwilightSparkle was particularly pleased that her rational case for promoting Celestia to the Pantheon finally worked and also ascended Luna as well as an added bonus.
When word of their ascension came to pass, Pinkie Pie prepared the party to end all parties when they arrived. It was an understatement to say the Temple of Winged Unicorns was the loudest area in the Entire House of Beast in the history of the Pantheon. The noise actually drove the more animalistic members of the House as well as Death World to stampede. Only by a combined effort of Steve Irwin, Zak Saturday and back-up from the House of Combat was the riot quelled. Captain America and Commander Vimes made the pink pony ''Pinkie Promise'' from ever planning a party of that magnitude ever again.
When Celestia and Luna made their grand entrance, most of them were awed. Celestia appeared in a beam of light while Luna? It involved a nightmare chariot, bat-like guards and a cape made of bats. Along with her announcing herself in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Their niece Cadance also wishes to join them as co-deities, but Johnson decreed, "Until you show up in the show more often, you'll have to stay where you are."
Recent events showed that she is actually the Princess of the Crystal Empire, helped defeat King Sombra with the feelings of love from the Crystal Ponies, and that she is able to sustain a barrier of love and joy for days without rest and food. It is now up to the court to decide whether she ascends or not. Plus she has had a speaking role in an additional episode, and a brief appearance in another AFTER the spoilered events.
Despite arising through the House of Beasts, the two, being very much sapient beings, spend most of their times in other houses, with Twilight Sparkle volunteering herself as guide initially. Most of their sojourns outside their temple include visiting the other Elements of Harmony, trolling villains, and asking to get up to the Main House as Princesses of Nature.
Celestia took part in the GUAG 1st annual "Troll" Off. Participants included Wrex, Mion Sonozaki, and most benign trickster deities. She was easily bested by the goddess of Gadflies Mion as the result of some serious lulz produced (much of them being from some rather dirty, perverted jokes).
Rarity has politely suggested that the Princesses might wish to wear a tad more clothing whenever they are actually IN the House of Beast, so that nobody gets confused about their intelligence levels. So far, they have not taken her up on this suggestion, Celestia for mysterious reasons, and Luna because she feels it should be obvious to anyone.
Fluttershy hasn't visited the House of Beasts much since their ascension, apparently because she doesn't want to bother Celestia if she doesn't have to, though there are rumors that it's actually because she's scared of Luna giving her a hug.
Ascended by entering the House of Beasts and attempting to eat everything inside, and was only stopped by Steve Irwin, who reluctantly permitted her to roam free in the House, so long as she restricted her feeding to the Tyranids, the Wig-wigs and the life forms in the Catachan Devil. Her main claim to fame earned her a spot in the House of Otherness as well, although the much more powerful entities surrounding her keep her in line there.
Due to their similarities, Inori has found a good friend with Kyoko Sakura due to their similarities of their belief in prayer. Because of this, she's one of the few Gods Kyoko has a soft spot for.
Even if she's kind of alone amongst the Fresh Precures, Buki believes that the rest of her friends will come over. Until the day comes, she is very content with the other Precures around. Also due to 'believing' a lot, she got along well with PaRappa The Rapper. Him dancing around like how she did is just icing the cake, really.
Helps other humans understand various animals. She never makes eye contact with The Rabbit of Caerbannog, whom she describes as 'filled with nothing but killing impulses it scares her'.