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Pantheon: Beast
The Bestiary

This House resembles a zoo, but you won't find an intact cage remaining. Here you may find every climate imaginable- a home for every creature great and small, real and mythical (and disputed), carnivores, herbivores, and otherwise alike. Many of the Nature gods are seen visiting, nominally the guardians of the place but the collective inhabitants are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Especially the cute ones. Mere mortals and deities wishing to not suffer embarrassing injury are encouraged to find a tour guide. Steve Irwin leads daily expeditions into the wilderness, while Zak Saturday keeps things in some semblance of order.

Not every Gods and Goddesses here are bestial in nature, though. There are some humanoid Gods and Goddesses residing here. Hey, someone has got to take care of the beasts after all.

The House of Beasts is currently ruled by "The Council of Three" consisting of Steve Irwin, Red XIII, and Zak Saturday.


The Council of Three

The Three Guards of the House of Beasts.

Steve Irwin, Keeper of Beasts (The Crocodile Hunter)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Saltwater Crocodile.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Catch Phrases, Crazy Awesome, Australia.
  • Domains: All Biomes of the Earth, Courage, Animals.
  • Follower: Brady Barr.
  • Opposes: Faceless threats of pollution, habitat destruction, and hippos. And Saxton Hale.
  • He died after a tragic sting by a stingray, and in sorrow all crocodiles in the earth shed sincere tears. Upon death, he entered the Pantheon, and all who had put "ironic crocodile fatality" in the betting pool lost dearly. He spends his spare time poking angels with sticks (avoiding the ones who are shrouded in holy fire and have multiple heads).
    • Xanatos suggested that the Council of Shadows bet that he would die in any way other than this, thus allowing him to fund phase three of his masterstroke.
  • He maintains a good relationship with Unohana Retsu, despite the latter's apology about her Shikai's form. He doesn't really hold a grudge against stingrays in general, and condemns those who slaughtered live stingrays in the wake of his ascension.
  • The main tour guide of the Bestiary, who can keep visitors safe from any creature no matter how dangerous.
  • His heralds are his dog Suey, and two favourite crocodiles, Bindi and Graham.

Red XIII, God of Wise Beasts (Nanaki)

Zak Saturday, God of Cryptids (Kur)


Great A'Tuin, God of Landmass-bearing Sea Creatures

Arceus, the Most powerful Pokémon (the Alpha Pokémon)
  • Greater God, possibly an Overdeity
  • Theme Music: Battle! Arceus
  • Symbols: His elemental plates
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Creator Deities, Creatures With Immense Power, Supreme Combat Balance
  • Allies: Most Pokémon
  • Enemies: Zeedmilleniummon, Mewtwo
  • Followers: All other legendary Pokémon
  • Due to the beings' level of strength, he would obviously ascend to his level of godhood pretty quickly, due to the fact that he rules over the entire Pokémon universe.
  • Directly created the Pokémon of time, space, dimensions, and willpower, knowledge and emotions, all to carry out his will.
  • Doesn't really Like Zeedmilleniummon that much.
  • Stays clear from Chuggaaconroy after hearing how he was able to capture Latias and Groudon in Nest Balls; the chances of that happening was a measly 0.4%.
  • Upon hearing about the high following of "The Great Helix", he simply laughed of how mortals can latch to one of his minor creations as a god. He doesn't have hard feelings to it, though.

Bahamut, God of Dragons (Lord of the North Wind)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A blue shield with a white dragon's head.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Portfolio: Light 'em Up, Light is Good, Kill It with Ice, Guile Hero, Mugging the Monster.
  • Domains: Dragons, Law, Good, Protection
  • Allies: Lady Yuna
  • Enemies: Shinryu, Caius Ballad, GRIMA
  • All Dragons that exist in the multiverse were birthed from Bahamut's father Io, the original holder of his seat. Some, sadly, have taken to the path of evil. Bahamut is always on the watch for their actions and will take wing to combat them if they get out of control, but mostly leaves other beings to their own matters.
  • Bahamut governs his throne with several aides created by others in his image, including Paladine, another dragon named Bahamut, and the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Seven golden dragons guard the entrance to his throne.
  • Upon learning of the Dovahkiin's ascension, he immediately arranged for a third party to very carefully explain he was not evil and had no intention of pissing said Dragonborn off. Thankfully, the Dovahkiin got the message and agreed to live and let live so far.
  • You do NOT want to be near him when his eyes are dark blue, as it’s a warning sign that he's pissed off. Anyone who tries to provoke Bahamut in this state ends up as either a bloody smear on the floor, reduced to ash by his primary Breath Weapon, or a popsicle via his secondary Breath Weapon.
  • Very fond of polymorphing into something seemingly weak and defenseless to bait evil people into attacking him. It never ends well as the aggressor receives the wrath of eight (including himself) angry dragons as their reward.
  • One of his greatest rivals is Shinryu, Guardian of the Interdimensional Rift of the House of Nature. While Shinryu desires Bahamut's throne, the king believes Shinryu to be one of the most powerful evil dragons in the multiverse. It is said when the final battle of good and evil occurs, the skies will be torn asunder by lightning and fire as they battle for dominance of dragonkind.
  • Recently, he has found an ultimate enemy in the form of Grima, the God of Dracoliches, and considers himself to be his mortal enemy. While they haven’t faced each other yet, the entire Pantheon fears the day the two finally fight.

King Ghidorah, God of Multi-Headed Beasts (Monster Zero, King Of Terror, Mecha-King Ghidorah, Yamato No Orochi.)
  • Rank: Greater God
  • Theme Song: Monster Zero March.
  • Symbol: A silhouette of himself.
  • Aligment: Chaotic Evil, Chaotic Neutral.
  • Portfolio: Arch-Enemy, Our Dragons Are Different
  • Followers: Hydreigon, The Hydra, Triclyde.
  • Allies: Gigan, Megalon, Baragon (on occasion), Mothra (on occasion), Spacegodzilla, Orga
  • Enemies: Godzilla, Mothra, Baragon, Susanoo, Amaterasu
  • Ghidorah is responsible for the extinction of life on Venus (though some sources say it was Mars he destroyed all life on).
  • Although he only has three heads currently, he originally had eight. It is unknown if he'll ever regrow them.
  • In an alternate future, he was mortally wounded and revived as the cyborg dragon Mecha-King Ghidorah.
  • He has a particular hatred of Godzilla viewing the kaiju as his arch-nemesis. Likewise, he also views Susanoo as a worthy opponent and vows to someday face him again.

Godzilla, God of Kaiju (King of the Monsters, Gojira, the Big G, Patron Saint of Collateral Damage)

Hachiko, God of Good Dogs

The Helix Fossil/"Lord Helix", God of Reborn Fossilized Creatures, Patron of Anarchy As Chaos (Omanyte (formerly), Omastar, The Old One, O Mastar, Our Mastar)
  • Greater God
  • Theme Music: Praise The Helix
  • Chaotic Good (according to followers. Detractors suggest Chaotic Evil, or something more sinister still. In reality, probably Chaotic Neutral.)
  • Symbol: The Helix Fossil
  • Portfolio: Random Number God, Not So Extinct, Ammonites, inanimate objects treated as a source of guidance, cults centered on inanimate objects, water attacks, Elder Gods, physically manifested deities
  • Domains: Water, Rock, Divinity, Anarchy, Chaos
  • Followers: "The Mob", Genesect, all the other Fossils from the other generations (except Kabutops and possibly Aerodactyl), Hydron, all revived dinosaurs, Red
  • Allies: Pikachu, the Kraken, Arceus, Flareon
  • Enemies: The Dome Fossil/Kabutops. All Lawful Evil deities (particularly Nikolai Bulygin). Wary of anything with a Lawful alignment, including Good and Neutral.
  • His ascension began when the Hive Mind that controls Red began to obsessively check his bag for advice in battle. Since, he has gained an inordinate number of followers (over 75000!) which has catapulted his Divine Rank through the stratosphere.
    • Thanks to scientists in Cinnabar Island, it was finally revived into a proper Omanyte and started showing its might in battle, which was been glorious.
    • He later evolved into a Omastar, making him even stronger. Under his guidance, the Mob was able to guide Red on his journey to become the Champion of Kanto in just a bit over two weeks, something which most gods were certain would be impossible.
  • His Son is Pidgeot, or, as he is known to Helix Fossil's followers, Bird Jesus. Whenever Pidgeot's existence is threatened by the PC, all of his followers cry out for fear of losing their Savior.
  • Had a remarkably unschismed religious base until The Eevee appeared. This act of allowing the Eevee onto the team caused many to turn on each other, and some to renounce the faith altogether. However, as much trouble Eevee brought, the Mob and Lord Helix eventually forgave him after realizing a certain event wasn't his fault.
    • He has an enemy in the form of The Dome Fossil and its own Avatar, Kabuto/Kabutops - who has its own religious base. Supporters of Helix will claim that the Faith of the Dome is tyrannical and unfriendly, at which Dome followers retort that Helixists cannot cooperate to save their life and are too uncompromising. Though neither will admit it, both religions make valid points, and even the supporters of Helix have been known to turn to Democracy, thought to be affiliated with the Dome, in times of great need (though some extremists staunchly denounce this practice).
    • Not to mention that the ways of Helix are all too often exploited by certain unsavory individuals who will use the absolute freedom provided to each and every individual to maliciously sabotage any collective effort For the Evulz.
  • Now offers advice to those who need it.
  • Unfortunately, Lord Helix will not be able to assist the Mob as they guide AJDNNW on his own path. Some followers are concerned that this may lower the amount of his faithful and cause him to fade into obscurity. Considering that the current motto is "No Gods, no Kings, only Mon", and that it's entirely possible that this run may end in defeating Red and his team - including Lord Helix - their fears may be warranted.
    • When AJ reached Red and defeated Lord Helix for the first time before he got defeated, he started a seven day countdown to destruction to wipe down his mortal realm and possibly destroy part of the Pantheon. During the same event he demonstrated the ability to wipe every last shred of sanity from someone's mind. Fortunately, AJ was able to take down Red's entire team before it would happen, stopping the countdown and possibly removing Lord Helix from the mortal realm. Since the motives of the deity are inscrutable, there is much debate as to whether Lord Helix has proven himself to be evil, or whether this was all part of an elaborate gambit requiring his mortal incarnation's death.

King Kong, God of Gorillas (The Eighth Wonder of the World, The Beast)
  • Theme Song: The classic theme
  • Greater God.
  • Symbol: Himself standing on top of the Empire State Building.
  • Alignment: Chaotic or True Neutral, depending on the viewpoint.
  • Portfolio: Kaiju, destructive apes, having a more attractive partner, hailing from a dangerous place, Roaring Rampage of Revenge in New York City.
  • Domains: Apes, nature, inner beauty, strength, rage.
  • Followers: Kerchak, Tublat, Koko
  • Allies: Tarzan, Donkey Kong, The Librarian (Even though he's an Orangutan.), Son Goku
  • Enemies: Godzilla, Sharptooth, velociraptors, biplanes, Frieza
  • Ascended to godhood when he defeated the King of Monsters: Godzilla. Though Godzilla won the first battle they had, King Kong had the luck of getting struck by thunder in the second fight.
  • In his mortal life, he was considered a god who had to be appeased through human sacrifices. Ever since he met Ann Darrow, he resorted to a more healthy eating habit.
  • Using thunder against King Kong is always considered a horrible idea when fighting him, since it gives a massive boost of strength. In fact, it made him strong enough to beat Godzilla to the bottom of the sea.
  • Kong has a habit of changing his size, though he never becomes smaller than a T-rex or taller than a Kaiju.
  • In his spare time, he tends to climb up and down on the tallest buildings of the House of Commerce. However, Kong knows they tend to respond with biplanes whenever it gets out of hand.
  • Has a vendetta against Frieza for his racist insult against monkeys, calling them filthy. However, Frieza really doesn't care, as he laughs it off because he blew up Kong's "planet".

Sun Wukong, The Monkey God. (The Handsome Monkey King, Protector of The Horse, Stone Monkey, Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Son Goku)

The Tyranid Hive Fleets, The Horde of Alien Locusts (The Great Devourer)
  • Theme Song: Xeno Presence
  • Collectively, Greater Deities
  • Symbol: The Tyranid insigina
  • Alignment: Neutral Hungry
  • Portfolio: Alien Kudzu, Bug Wars, Combat Tentacles, Extreme Omnivores, Healing Factor, Hive Minds, Living Ships, Living Weapons, Lots and LOTS of Teeth, Multi-Armed and Dangerous, Organic Technology, Psychic Static, Tyranoform, Endless Numbers, 'Nid Rush
  • Domains: Space, Hunger, Swarms
  • While they are considered part of the Pantheon they are, thankfully, locked outside of it and are not to be let in unless it is an extremely dire situation.
    • One of those times was for the punishment and disgrace of Elmyra. There was much lulz among the House of Beasts and House of Nature that day.
      • Of course the side of the story you don't hear that while the Houses of Beasts and Nature were rejoicing over Elmyra's punishment several powerful space-faring Gods were out fighting the Hive Fleets to keep them away from the pantheon (or at least to keep more Nids from pouring in. Where do you think the Swarmlord used for Elmyra's punishment came from?) long enough for the Houses of Magic and Craft to construct a new seal that would banish the Nids again. Needless to say conditions for the breaking of the seal have been increased.
      • There is now consideration of breaking the seal yet again as part of "The Pantheonic Rebellion.
  • The place that holds the Tyranid seal is a temple devoted to them that is located deep in the jungles of this very house. Said temple is guarded by a magically bound Carnifex who has been lovingly named "Cuddlefex" by some of the more intelligent members of the Bestiary.
  • For some strange reason, some of their Genestealers have grown an obcession of taking peoples pants, leaving their victims generaly unharmed.

Xerneas, God of Marvelous Deer (the Life Pokémon)

Yveltal, God of Powerful Birds (Destruction Pokemon)
  • Theme Song: Battle! Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: A stylized red letter "Y"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Giant Flyer, The Phoenix, being a benevolent bringer of destruction, Dark Is Not Evil, Horrifying Hero, Feathered Fiend (only to his enemies).
  • Followers: Manny Calavera, Anubis, Captain Falcon.
  • Domains: Death, Nature, Beasts
  • Allies: Xerneas, Arceus, the Reapers, Emmett.
  • Enemies: Team Flare, Hexxus, Melkor, Frieza.
  • Yveltal has a lifespan of only 1,000 years. Near the end of his life, he is said to form a cocoon and absorb the life force of all living things nearby so he can be reborn.
  • Although he is a god of destruction, he cannot stand those who destroy things without reason or do so out of cruelty or malice. To Yveltal, destruction is a necessary end to which a new beginning can form.
    • Because of this, he holds a strong respect towards Arceus and Xerneas viewing them as allies since they bring life which balances his duty of bringing death.
    • He also has a strange friendship with Emmett due to Emmett's ability to build after Yveltal purges the world.
  • Unlike other birds, Yveltal is a quadruped being able to use his clawed wings to move on land. Although he is not as agile on land as he is in the air, he can still move surprisingly fast allowing him to take enemies by surprise.

Zeedmilleniummon, the Most powerful Digimon

Bowser, God of Evil Reptilians (King Koopa)

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Co-Goddesses of Winged Unicorns (a.k.a. Alicorns)
  • Intermediate Goddesses
  • Symbol: Their likenesses circling the sun and the moon
  • Alignment: Lawful Good (for the most part)
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: Earth, Sun, Moon, Nature, Knowledge, Mentalism
  • Allies: Most of the GUAG. The Anti Heroes even find Luna likable.
  • Followers: All of the Elements of Harmony, Unimon, Bronies, Cadance (though she's more family than a follower), Swift Wind
  • Despite their recent ascension, there's a fierce debate among the gods over what their formal title should be. For sure, they look like winged unicorns, but "pegasus unicorn" and “alicorn” have also been used to describe them. As for Celestia, she's not talking. Luna would talk, but due to her tendency to scare lesser deities, nobody really sticks around to hear it.
    • When The Great and Powerful Trixie was deified, it was because she was here to redeem herself after being corrupted by the Alicorn Amulet. While the amulet has been locked away, neither Celestia nor Luna has said anything about changing their title.
  • Twilight Sparkle was particularly pleased that her rational case for promoting Celestia to the Pantheon finally worked and also ascended Luna as well as an added bonus.
    • When word of their ascension came to pass, Pinkie Pie prepared the party to end all parties when they arrived. It was an understatement to say the Temple of Winged Unicorns was the loudest area in the Entire House of Beast in the history of the Pantheon. The noise actually drove the more animalistic members of the House as well as Death World to stampede. Only by a combined effort of Steve Irwin, Zak Saturday and back-up from the House of Combat was the riot quelled. Captain America and Commander Vimes made the pink pony ''Pinkie Promise'' from ever planning a party of that magnitude ever again.
    • When Celestia and Luna made their grand entrance, most of them were awed. Celestia appeared in a beam of light while Luna? It involved a nightmare chariot, bat-like guards and a cape made of bats. Along with her announcing herself in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
  • Their niece Cadance also wishes to join them as co-deities, but Johnson decreed, "Until you show up in the show more often, you'll have to stay where you are."
    • Recent events showed that she is actually the Princess of the Crystal Empire, helped defeat King Sombra with the feelings of love from the Crystal Ponies, and that she is able to sustain a barrier of love and joy for days without rest and food. It is now up to the court to decide whether she ascends or not. Plus she has had a speaking role in an additional episode and a brief appearance in another AFTER the spoilered events.
  • Despite arising through the House of Beasts, the two, being very much sapient beings, spend most of their times in other houses, with Twilight Sparkle volunteering herself as guide initially. Most of their sojourns outside their temple include visiting the other Elements of Harmony, trolling villains, and asking to get up to the Main House as Princesses of Nature.
  • Celestia took part in the GUAG 1st annual "Troll" Off. Participants included Wrex, Mion Sonozaki, and most benign trickster deities. She was easily bested by the goddess of Gadflies Mion as the result of some serious lulz produced (much of them being from some rather dirty, perverted jokes).
    • She is now part of Lol Ranger, designation "Blue Ranger"
  • Rarity has politely suggested that the Princesses might wish to wear a tad more clothing whenever they are actually IN the House of Beast, so that nobody gets confused about their intelligence levels. So far, they have not taken her up on this suggestion, Celestia for mysterious reasons, and Luna because she feels it should be obvious to anyone.
  • Fluttershy hasn't visited the House of Beasts much since their ascension, apparently because she doesn't want to bother Celestia if she doesn't have to, though there are rumors that it's actually because she's scared of Luna giving her a hug.
  • Also has a seat in the House of Royalty.

Gustave, God of Crocodiles (The Physical Manifestation of Hatred, The Avatar of Sobek)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A bloody set of Crocodile jaws.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Horrific beasts, Evil reptiles, Maneaters, being able to survive bullets and knifes, murdering over 300 people.
  • Domains: Hatred, Death
  • Allies: SCP-682, but only slightly.
  • Enemies: Nearly anyone remotely humanoid in both the Pantheon and the mortal world. On top of his hate list are Steve Irwin and Saxton Hale.
  • Followers: Renekton
  • High Priest: The Crocodile of Neverland
  • In the murkiest waters of this house, the Nile Crocodile Gustave lurks and waits for anything unfortunate enough to approach the rivers and lakes. Most attempts at capturing him has proven futile as his strength rivals that of his ability to escape.
  • Many people suspects Gustave to be a creature from the same world as SCP-682, considering their hatred for almost all that lives and their near indestructibility.
  • King Gator had hopes that he could quell his murderous instinct by making music together with him. Sadly, the only "music" that Gustave can appreciate is the dying screams of humans, leading to the more benevolent Gator to run away swiftly. King K. Rool didn't have much luck either on winning his good graces.
  • The reason for his intense hatred towards Steve Irwin is because he is the only human who had managed to contain him after hours of struggle, even if just temporarily. His hatred for Saxton Hale is because that he is the only human who is brave enough to try to turn him into a giant croc-skin hat.
  • He is currently part of the Deep Blue Trio, a group of divine animals who makes people dread the waters of the Pantheon. His domain is the rivers.

Koku-Oh, God of Awesome Horses
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A giant horse hoof.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Cool Horse, Hellish Horse, Giant Size, Rule of Cool
  • Domains: Horses, Travel, War
  • Followers: Fuunsaiki (G Gundam), Red Hare (Romance of the Three Kingdoms), 'Motorbike Horse' (Sengoku Basara), Trombe (Super Robot Wars)
  • Owner: Raoh
  • Was given this place by Raoh. Soon after, its house is flooded with many-many awesome horses. But none can reach the size and awesomeness of Koku-Oh
  • Trombe friendlily keeps trying to override Koku-Oh's house with its theme song, but it is impossible without the help of its master Elzam. Both horses are not bitter to each other.
  • Bad Horse has plans for taking the throne and ruling it with an iron hoof.
  • Might or might not be dating Princess Celestia.

The Kraken, God of Octopi. (Horror of the Deep, The Bane of Sailors, The Nightmare of Pirates, The Slayer of the Navy, The Terror of Fishermen. The Destroyer of Ships, Sea-Mist, Hafgufa, Microcosmus marinus, The Crab Fish.)
  • Theme song: "Unleash The Kraken!"
  • Intermediate God that borders on Greater God.
  • Symbol: A ship covered in tentacles.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Large extremities, Rows of sharp teeth and beaks, Serving as the muscle of a higher power, horrors of the sea.
  • Domains: Seas, Octopi, Horror.
  • Followers: Squidward, many, MANY creatures from animated pornography.
  • Allies: Davy Jones,Cthulu.
  • Enemies: Jack Sparrow, whales (Moby Dick in particular), pirates, the navy, fishermen, scuba diving bounty hunters with steam-punk hairdos, Miki Aono, and pretty much anything else that dares to go inside the ocean.
  • Is aware of what some of his more... passionate followers are up to. He also knows why most of them don't dare to go to the oceans: They know that The Kraken is waiting for them...
  • Is able to drown any ship that the Gods build in mere seconds.
  • Since he works as the pet and favorite weapon of Davy Jones, most Gods know not to get on his master's bad side if the Kraken Hammer is nearby.
  • Because of the fact that he is larger than an island, he is even feared by Bruce, The God of Sharks, to the point where Bruce will flee at the mere knowledge that he MIGHT be heading his direction. However, The Kraken dreads the day when Moby Dick, one of the few sea creatures able to stand a chance against him, will rise to godhood.
  • His rumored temple is said to be at the very bottom of the ocean, in an area even harder to find than Atlantis. So far, only a handful of Gods knows where it is.
  • There is dispute whether the Kraken's name is pronounced "Kraa-ken", with a short "a", or "Kray-ken", with a long "a". So far, the Kraken itself has refused to comment, but one pirate has expressed the opinion that "It's a mythological creature. I can call it what I want."
  • Occasionally, the Kraken manifests itself as a reptilian creature rather than a cephalopod. In this form, it once served the god Zeus until a nasty encounter with the hero Perseus turned it to stone for a while. Davy Jones rescued the Kraken from this fate, and they've been on great terms ever since.
  • To this day, the gods are still arguing if he is Greek, Caribbean or Norwegian.
  • Is thoroughly feared by Miki Aono, merely 'seeing' it reduces her into a screaming loony who ran away. As the Kraken lacked the 'brains' to convey that, it has no idea what the hell is going on.
  • He is currently part of the Deep Blue Trio, a group of divine beasts who spreads fear across the waters of the Pantheon. The Kraken's domain is the Seas.

Kurama, God of Kitsune (Nine-Tails Fox Demon, Nine Tails, Kyuubi)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: the Eight Trigrams Seal
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, but comes off as Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Kitsune, massive size, being housed in a Jinchuriki, being composed mostly of hatred, protecting his host as needed, Tsundere, Heel-Face Turn Siding with Naruto, looking like an animal while being anything but.
  • Domains: Hatred, Foxes, Chakra, Destructive Forces of Nature
  • Followers: Shippo, the Renamon line, Kongiku and Yuzuruha, Ninetales
  • Allies: Naruto, Ungoliant
  • Enemies: Tobi, Orochimaru, Sasuke, Godzilla, Steve Irwin, Mokkan
  • As Kurama is still sealed within Naruto, technically speaking, Naruto serves as Kurama's shrine within the Pantheon.
  • Any communication with Kurama has to be done either through psychic links, or using Naruto as a middle man.
  • Has been let out of his host a few times in the Pantheon, with the required hands at the ready for such procedures. The first time he got out drew the attention of Godzilla, which lead into a clash that lasted for seven hours before the two were tired enough the fight could be called off. The Nine Tails has a chip off his shoulder towards the lizard now.
  • Out of either respect for Naruto or his own obliviousness, Luffy has yet to attempt to tame the fox demon.
  • Recent events have called into question whether or not Kurama will willingly and officially join the GUAG. The fox refuses profusely.
  • Definitely not to be confused by the Bishōnen fox demon who has control over plants, Kurama (Minamio), who resides in the House of Nature.
  • First applied for the post of God of Eldritch Beasts, but settled for this when he found that Ungoliant had already taken the post, and he didn't fancy being eaten by a giant spider.
  • His Norwegian worshippers keep praying for him to reveal what sound that he and other foxes/kitsunes make. The reason for this is because they have some...rather strange guesses.
  • He is not overly fond of Mokkan, due to the Marlfox's habit of betraying everything and everyone he's ever met. Bets are being placed on how much Mokkan's going to regret trying to betray Kurama.
  • Contrary to popular belief, Ahri the Nine-tailed Fox is not Kurama's follower. This is because she's a gumiho, not a kitsune. Kurama prefers that followers get these facts straight.

Fox McCloud, God of Foxes and Space Dogfights (Fox Jr.)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: An Arwing
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: reflectors, incredible piloting skills, barrel rolls, Fire Fox, the Landmaster, metallic legs
  • Domains: Space, Piloting, War
  • Allies:
    • Non-ascended: His Starfox crew (Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad)
    • Ascended: Good gods in the House of War, Samus, Captain Falcon
  • Rivals: Wolf
  • He and the rest of Star Fox were on patrol in the depths of space when they were attacked by one Captain Bucky O'Hare who mistook poor Slippy Toad as one of the malicious toads they usually fought against and seemingly killed him. This set off Fox's Berserk Button, sending a Smart Bomb to the Righteous Indignation before having a one-on-one battle with Bucky himself. The match ended with Fox's legs blown off and him ramming into Bucky on his jetpack, choking the rabbit to death before blowing his head off with the blaster.
    • Thankfully, Slippy was able to make a full recovery from the attack.
  • With Fox's ascension, this meant that the original 12 Smashers of Master Hand's first Smash Bros. tournament were in the Pantheon. The eleven veterans: (Mario, Samus, Captain Falcon, Pikachu, Yoshi, Kirby, Ness, Link, Donkey Kong, Jigglypuff, and Luigi) helped celebrate this with an epic free-for-all. It ended with the House of War, Combat and Technology in shambles when Fox used the Smash Ball to summon the Landmaster.
  • Would really like it for the Gods to stop him asking him to DO A BARREL ROLL! Besides, it's an Aileron roll!
  • Together with Captain Falcon, they have performed the Wombo Combo.
  • He wishes to debunk rumors that Miles "Tails" Prower is his illegitimate son. Tails, an orphan as far as anybody knows, has yet to comment, though the parallels between the two characters do make one wonder.
  • Is very annoyed when some of his followers demand about "NO ITEMS. FOX ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION."

Moby-Dick, God of Whales (The White Whale)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: a white fin with spears in it.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
  • Portfolio:
  • Domains: The Sea, Whales, Destruction
  • Followers: Monstro, Drowned Wednesday
  • Allies: Aquaman.
  • Enemies: The Kraken, Bruce, fishermen, Captain Ahab, whale hunters.
  • Ever since Moby Dick ascended into the waters of the Pantheon, he has been in almost constant conflict with The Kraken, considering how he keeps eating his 8-limbed followers. Even though their fights are always even with combatants leaving with scars, Moby always manages to tear off many of The Kraken's tentacles.
  • Those who are out to hunt whales always stays clear out of his waters, considering that he has grown even larger because of his godhood.
  • Despite his incredible strength, he has two massive weaknesses: beaches and tides. Once he gets beached, it will require the strongest gods in the Pantheon in order to get him back in the water.
  • It has been proven that he has swallowed entire warships, along with the crews commanding them. Rumor has it that they are still inside of him, living with the massive schools of fish that he swallows when he gets hungry.

Pikachu, God of Wild Mythical Creatures (the Mouse Pokémon)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His lightning bolt-shaped tail
  • Alignment: True Neutral, but with Ash's influence he's Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Lightning, Monsters, Kids with Leashes, Making Team Rocket "Blast Off Again"...and Again and Again.
  • Domain: Animal, Lightning, Protection, Storm.
  • Allies: Ash Ketchum (his owner), the Slimes, Meow Wow
  • Enemies: Team Rocket, Zubat, any Ground-type enemies.
  • Team Rocket is so inept at capturing him that Pikachu barely bothers Thundershocking them anymore.
  • Is on good terms with Samus ever since their chance meeting during one of her trademark apocalypses.
    • In contrast, Ridley promised that he'll skewer Pikachu with his tail as payback for preventing him from killing Samus.
  • Between playing with his friends and shocking villains, he's sometimes seen carrying around - and eating from - a bottle of the House of Food's best ketchup. The House of Food doesn't mind a bottle going missing every now and then, as a single bottle is nothing compared to what some other deities consume every meal.
    • While he doesn't mind sharing said bottle if asked, he will retaliate if it's taken from him. Whether this is on his own accord or with the help of friends depends on the aggressor.
  • Once got into a fight with Blanka, and despite putting up a great fight, was sorely outclassed thanks to his small size.
  • Despite his incredible speed, he sadly suffers of a case of sensitive knees. VERY sensitive knees.
  • Once got unlucky with Ghetsis Harmonia, who tested mind control technology on him in a plot to eventually control legendary Pokémon within the Pantheon. Pikachu was able to break free thanks to the efforts of Ash, N, and surprisingly Team Rocket.
  • Pikachu once spent a while day playing with a Spirit Dream Eater called Meow Wow after getting lost from Ash following yet another Team Rocket incident. When Ash found them, he decided to catch the Dream Eater, thinking it to be a Pokémon, but the Poké Ball did nothing. After saving Meow Wow from Team Rocket (or rather, Meow Wow save itself from them), a portal was found which allowed the Dream Eater to return home. While Ash and Pikachu never saw Meow Wow again, they did get a chance to meet it's "trainer", Sora, at the Nature House, though his friends did not allow them to speak with him.

Po, God of Pandas (The Dragon Warrior, Kung Fu Panda, The Big Fat Panda)
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Dragon Scroll.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Strength Through Obesity, Ditzy Geniuses, Kung-Fu, Ascended Fanboys, Awesomeness, Supreme Chefs, Big Eaters
  • Domains: Pandas, Martial Arts.
  • Followers: Panda, Chen Stormstout, Lao Jiu, The Panda King.
  • Allies: Noel Vermillion, Litchi Faye-Ling, Rufus and Bob, all martial art gods in the Pantheon.
  • Rivals: The Murray.
  • Spends a lot of time in the House of Combat, partially to train with other martial arts legends but also so he can gawk in awe at them.
    • Has a rivalry with The Murray due to how similar they are. They've fought each other in eating competitions and fights between The Murray's wrestling and Po's kung-fu. They've been banned from driving go-karts after they nearly destroyed the House of Travel in one of their races.
  • He's also known to be very good at cooking, and sometimes aids his father (a goose) in making delicious noodles for everyone to enjoy.
  • Occasionally visits the House of Personal Appearance, particularly Litchi's house, to visit his 'little brother' Lao Jiu, offering to teach him as much Kung-Fu as a miniature panda can muster. Lao Jiu is always reluctant to accept, but Po is always happy to meet other pandas in the Pantheon. Sometimes Po also shares noodle-cooking and Kung-Fu skills with Litchi.
    • Is known to immediately cheer up Noel Vermillion whenever she's having a bad day.
  • Recently, the Wisdom Panda has made a challenge to Po to see who really should be the God of Pandas.
  • When he was called for ascension, he had to climb a multitude of stairs to reach the Pantheon. Needless to say, it took him a while to get up there.
  • After looking for a worthy High Priest, Po settled on Chen Stormstout, who also doubles as Po's Trainer in his patented Drunken Brawling. When the oddity of a high priest giving a god combat training seemed a bit backwards and that Chen should take up the position, the Brewmaster declined, stating that he's too focused on living life and enjoying his drinks to settle down for the responsibilities of godhood.

Lord Shen, God of Cruel Birds

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo, Gods of Turtles (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes In a Half-Shell)

Ungoliant, Goddess of Abominations that Resemble Animals

Bambi, God of Woodland Creatures

Baine Bloodhoof, God of Minotaurs
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The Bloodhoof Clan Crest stuck on his totem
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Generation Xerox, Wise Beyond Their Years, Bulls, Big Weapons, Gentle Giant
  • Domains: Bulls, Philosophy, War
  • Followers: Mino Magnaxe, Alistar
  • Allies: Thrall, Cyborg, Tavros Nitram
  • The son of Cairne Bloodhoof, he won his father's throne after retaking the city of Thunderbluff from the Grimtotem tribe.
  • Fervently opposes Thrall's "successor" Garrosh Hellscream for his ruthless tactics and bloodlust, eventually going as far as helping the Alliance in bringing him down. This is also one of the reasons he ascended.
  • Believes in achieving a peaceful solution to most conflicts but will not hesitate to defend his people.
  • The reason why it took him so long to retake his father's throne was due to a nasty rumor claiming that, when a child, he was captured by Centaurs and needed to be rescued. Baine does not deny them but says that the experience helped shape him into the leader he is today.
  • Whenever Cyborg is near and exclaims "MOO-YAH!", Baine rolls his eyes. Not that it ruins their friendship, especially when fighting evil. Baine believes that the spiritual strength of his race and Cyborg's technology when combined can be a deadly force.
  • He finally succeeded in his longtime quest to take down Garrosh, helped by Thrall and Vol'jin. Like the rest of the Horde, he gave his full support of Vol'jin becoming the new Warchief. With this, he saw the spirit of Cairne smiling at him proudly before vanishing forever, with Baine taking the passing of his father from the Pantheon with Manly Tears. Now, the throne of Minotaurs is fully his and Baine has sworn to use it for good.

Bruce, God of Sharks (Jaws)

The Rabbit of Caerbannog, God of Killer Cute Critters

Cat, God of Cool Cats
  • Rank: Lesser God
  • Theme Song: The fish song.
  • Symbol: A fish, picked clean
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Looking good while being dangerous, piloting ships, looking good, missing the point, and looking GOOD!
  • Domains: Spends a lot of time in Personal Appearance, due to his obsession with his wardrobe. He insists it's perfectly healthy, though.
  • Followers: Egyptians.
  • Allies: Ace Rimmer (What a guy!)
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Greebo
  • The Good Counterpart of Greebo, who has no opinion of him. Cat doesn't seem to mind.
  • Upon his ascension, he exclaimed "OHHHH-wee! It's about time you all realized I was meant for this! Now I can make even more things mine!"
  • Cat has laid claim to both the Personal Appearance and Beast houses. Nobody really takes this claim seriously.
  • He has established that should any dogs be added to the Pantheon, they will become his mortal enemy.

Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, God of Birds and Well-Dressed Villains (The Penguin)

Eevee/Flareon/Espeon, God of Unstable DNA (The False Prophet (formerly), The Anti-Helix (formerly), The Martyr)
  • Lesser God
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Portfolio: Hollywood Evolution due of its DNA, being adorable in any form, martyrs, those blamed unjustly, being redeemed, responsible Anarchy
  • Domains: Evolution, Foxes, Cats, Cuteness, Martyrdom
  • Allies: Lord Helix
  • Enemies: Pidgeot
  • Herald: Zapdos
  • Followers: A growing number of the Mob, Nick.
  • Lord Helix sent his second son, Eevee, to the Mob in order to teach them the dangers of anarchy without responsibility. Upon receiving him the Mob became divided over whether he should evolve into a Vaporeon or Jolteon, however in the confusion he became a Flareon instead. Refusing to take responsibility the Mob blamed him for the division and attempted to exile him to the PC, however in their blindness they accidentally Released Abby and Jay Leno, blaming him for their loss as well they slew him. Failing to recognize him for what he was the Mob named him an agent of the Adversary, infuriated by this treatment of his son, Helix sent the Archangel Zapdos to smite them. Following the event known as "Bloody Sunday" some of the Mob began to realize their mistake and named Flareon "The Martyr" instead, allowing his spirit to find peace and ascend.
  • As a God, Eevee can evolve into any of the 8 Eevolutions and change back at will. Good for him, as Flareon isn't the best form he would hope for.
  • He still harbors some resentment for his older brother Pidgeot, known as Bird Jesus, for what he considers to be undeserved popularity.
  • In preparation for the Mob's arrival he has imbued his kin in the Johto region with the potential to evolve into two additional forms, and intends to do the same to every region the Mob travels to afterwards.
    • Eevee has made good use of this ability, evolving into Espeon. Unfortunately, he has yet to learn how to use those new powers, and it's not an easy task (as demonstrated when he failed to learn Psybeam). Espeon eventually was able to pull his weight and become a worthy member of his trainer's team.

Gilda, Goddess of Griffons (G)

Reisen Udongein Inaba, Goddess of Bunnies (Udonge, Suppository, Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal)
  • Theme Song: Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Two glowing red eyes.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Lunar Rabbits, Illusions, Red Eyes, Long Hair, Mind Fuck, Laser Eyes, Finger Guns
  • Domains: Bunnies, Lunacy, Magic
  • Followers: Kurousagi, Velvet Scarlatina
  • Allies: Itachi Uchiha, Bugs Bunny, Lelouch Vi Britannia
  • High Priestess: Tewi Inaba note 
  • She is a former follower of Bugs Bunny, but as Bugs has occupied a lot of Houses already, this position was handed to her.
  • Is very glad about her ascension. Rather sick of being the Butt Monkey when she served Bugs, she has decided to stare at those who tried to make her one, granting them insanity and at least make her one not to be underestimated. Considering how many powerful Gods are around her, this doesn't seem to work a lot.
    • However, Itachi Uchiha, one of the former followers of the God of Aloof Big Brothers, has recently taken Reisen as a student in the art of genjutsu, and has stated that, even though she does not possess the Sharingan, she may, with enough training, be capable of using the Tsukuyomi. note 
    • She has also started training under Scott Summers in order to improve her ability to shoot danmaku (particularly lasers) out of her eyes. And where her true strength is firing them from her Finger Gun, she is making some progress.
  • Only Hong Meiling is keeping her from being more abused.
  • She once had a nightmare about being skinned and boiled alive in saltwater, to be later eaten by Alice. Reisen now avoids her like the plague.

Jerry, God of Mice

Batty Koda, God of Bats (not the Goddamned Bats) and Victim of Science

Barbara Ann Minerva, Goddess of Beastesses (Cheetah, Priscilla Rich, Debora Domaine, Sabrina Ballesteros)

Wolf O'Donnell, God of Savage and Noble Wolves

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, God of Explosive Breeding
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His head over a sky blue circle.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Proliferative gene-seed, bad luck, anti villains.
  • Domains: Bunnies, Luck.
  • Allies: Reisen Udongein Inaba, Bugs Bunny, the Rabbit of Caerbannog, Micky Mouse, Phineas Flynn, Isabella Shapiro Garcia, Mr. Freeze, Zuko, Reptile.
  • Enemies: Freddie Krugar, The Mad Doctor
  • Mickey Mouse used to be an enemy until after the events of Epic Mickey. The events eventually led to him being recognized again, resulting in his elevation to god hood.
  • Resides in the Wasteland with his "common law wife" Ortensia, his 420 children, and forgotten Disney toons. Periodically commissions Reptile whenever Wasteland needs some cleaning in preparation for repairs/construction or some residual blots terminated as his acid functions like thinner in Wasteland.
  • Finds it somewhat weird that he sounds similar to Fred Jones.

Pumbaa, God of Suids (Mr. Pig)

Reuniclus, God of Mega Microbes

Sakaki, Goddess of Cat Lovers
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Maya, her pet Iriomote Cat.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Profile: Kind Hearted Cat Lover, Huge School Girl, finally getting a cat to respect her.
  • Domains: Good, Strength, Healing, Nature, Protection.
  • Allies: Chiyo, Osaka, Yukari, Chiyo's Father, Steve Irwin, Mufasa, Red XIII, is on good terms with Yotsuba
  • Enemies: Greebo (because he reminds her of that cat that would torment her) Omega, anyone who encourages cruelty to cats.
  • The day Sakaki ascended was the day that cats finally figured out that she is their friend. She cried Tears of Joy from that act of kindness. Is very protective of Chiyo, who she sees as like a little sister.
  • Has an understandably tense relationship with Jerry. The two have an uneasy truce due to the fact that because of his Karmic Trickster nature, Jerry usually only inflicts his wrath on a cat after being provoked first. But, like many cat lovers, Sakaki's sympathies are usually with Tom when the two of them clash.

Sharptooth, God of Dinosaurs
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A huge toothy jaw
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Stock Dinosaurs, Tyrannosaurus rex (we think), The Tears of Palaeontologists, Strangely Persistent Predators
  • Allies: Calvin, Godzilla
  • Opposed by: Littlefoot, King Kong
  • Followers: Big Al, the T-rex
  • Godzilla once approached Sharptooth and asked if he wanted to be the Kaiju's side kick. Sharptooth responded with a nasty smile and the following statement: "How has your mother been doing lately? Her health is good, I hope? No injuries? She lives in that trench just off Okinawa, right? Sweet woman. I've been dying to find an excuse to go visit her." Godzilla has not repeated his offer since.
    • He did try a similar tactic when he wanted to use a rather large pool that King Kong used for the moment. Sadly, Sharptooth was unaware of what happened the last time a T-rex threatened someone that Kong cared about. It took a couple of months untill he could eat any large chunks of meat without aid again.
  • Don't dare talk to him about Chomper, just don't. The survivors still have the tooth marks. (If you must know, Chomper is usually seen in the House of Food, having become a follower of Tiger.)
  • Lately, the other gods have noticed him acting even angrier than usual, and now refuses to enter the hall of theater under any circumstances. Many guess that this has something to do with his archenemy's recent ascention from the Fallen pit.

Tommyrod, God of Bugs and Hive Stomachs (Vice Chef Tommyrod, The Bug Tamer) ]
  • Theme: Yasei No Kyoufu.
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Wings.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Evil Cannot Comprehend Good, Monster Clowns, More Teeth than the Osmond Family, Everything's Worse With Bees, Blood Knight, Bug Masters, Graceful Losers, Jerkasses.
  • Domains: Food, Parasites, Beasts.
  • Allies: Midora, Stargun, Albert Wesker, Nurgle.
  • Enemies: Toriko, Komatsu, Fluttershy.
  • High Priest: Beelzebub.
  • Assists in helping Nurgle and Wesker in spreading the outbreak by lending them his bugs to spread the virus. He doesn't care what happens to the bugs as long as the job gets down.
  • Whenever he goes to the food house everyone is always on guard. Not that he isn't dangerous but because of the bugs he carries, and that he waist food if it doesn't have a lot of calories in them
  • Is kept in in a far segment of the beast house because he has the tendency to kill animals that he deems annoying. Still doesn't see how that is a bad thing.
  • Went to the Nature house once, but after Fluttershy found out what he does to animals, he decided never to return. Something about her eyes.
  • Other members of the beast house are careful around him and try not to annoy him. How ever If he tries to kill someone he will be put in his place.
  • Visits the house of food constantly to stock up on calories.

Viral, God of Beast Folk

Inori Yamabuki, Goddess of Animal Speak (Cure Pine, Buki, Angel Pine)
  • Lesser Goddess
  • Theme Song: Heart Dictionary or No Believe No Live
  • Symbol: The yellow Pickrun, Kirun, atop of the Pine Flute. With word bubble "Believe!"
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Japanese Christian, Shrinking Violet, Animal Speaks, Fear of Ferrets (For a few moment), Having lots of "Believes", Looking Damn Fine On Regal Dresses, Veterinarian In-Training.
  • Domains: Magic, Animals, Belief.
  • Allies: Steve Irwin, every Pretty Cure in the Pantheon, especially Love Momozono, Miki Aono and Setsuna Higashi), Usagi Tsukino, Madoka Kaname, Kyoko Sakura, Homura Akemi, Sayaka Miki, Mami Tomoe, The Magic Knights, Pikachu, Cairne and Baine Bloodhoof, the Toku Base residents, PaRappa The Rapper, Penny. Anne Marie.
  • Enemies: The Chaos Gods, Bernkastel Lambadelta, Kane, Light Yagami, Kefka Palazzo, Nyarlathotep, M.Bison, Calypso,
  • Due to their similarities, Inori has found a good friend with Kyoko Sakura due to their similarities of their belief in prayer. Because of this, she's one of the few Gods Kyoko has a soft spot for.
  • Even if she's kind of alone amongst the Fresh Precures, Buki believes that the rest of her friends will come over. Until the day comes, she is very content with the other Precures around. Also due to 'believing' a lot, she got along well with PaRappa The Rapper. Him dancing around like how she did is just icing the cake, really.
  • Helps other humans understand various animals. She never makes eye contact with The Rabbit of Caerbannog, whom she describes as 'filled with nothing but killing impulses it scares her'.
  • Despite her Goddess status, not saint, she still visits the Toku Base, in particular to meet Kakeru Shishi or Cole Evans to improve her veterinarian skills.
  • Her animal-speak and veteranian skills made a lot of animals flock on her on the basis that they have been victims of 'abuse' by Elmyra Duff. Thankfully, Buki is pretty much Elmyra's reverse, so she's been spending her time undoing the damages to the animals Elmyra caused.
  • She used to dislike ferrets, but now is okay with them. But recently, she has a bit of an aversion to crocodiles. After Buki paid a visit to Gustave's house, trying to understand it better, she was frozen in fear with just how much death impulses the croc had and 'animal-talking' with him always end up in dialogues of how much Gustave wants to eat Buki and hear her screaming for help in fear. She tries her best to tend to any normal crocodiles, but her encounter with Gustave scarred her for life.

Bela, Goddess of Loyal Steeds

Crump, God of Penguins

Ecco, God of Heroic Dolphins
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A translucent crystal
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Portfolio: Dolphins, Time Travel, Weaponized Sonar, Cult Classics
  • Domains: Animal, Ocean, Time
  • Followers: Flipper, Spanky, Willy
  • Allies: Aquaman
  • Recent scientific discoveries hint that his species may be more psychopathic than their cuteness would indicate. He still manages to be beloved.

Greebo, God of Mean Cats
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: A cat's head with an eyepatch
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Portfolio: Mean Cats, Eyepatches, Oddly Attractive Human Forms
  • Domains: Evil, Savagery, Cats
  • Followers: Horse, Kamineko, Evil the Cat, Dex-Starr, Katz, Dragon, Warren T. Rat and Cat R. Waul.
  • Allies: Nanny Ogg
  • Opposes: Sakaki
  • Opposed by: Sebastian Michaelis
  • Engaged in an epic battle for this title with other competitors including Horse and Mewtwo. Devastation was caused. Horse was barely defeated and slunk off to lick his wounds, Mewtwo had the power advantage but was disgusted by the acts Greebo was willing to commit.
  • Fears only a kitten named You. Reasons unknown. He also fears Sebastian Michaelis for some reason.
  • While he is evil, there's only one thing he'd avoid: Telling Chiyo's Dad that he's not a cat.
  • Though occasionally allying himself with Greebo's followers to take on Jerry and his allies, Tom is too Lawful Neutral to take direct orders from Greebo.
  • Hops between here and the House of Magic with some frequency. His owner, Gytha Ogg, insists he is nothing but a nice kitten. Privately, however, she'll acknowledge Greebo's... pedigree.

Wart, God of Batracians
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: a laughing mask
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Portfolio: Frogs and Toads, Tactical Suicide Boss, Boss Arena Idiocy, Kill It with Water (or rather bubbles)
  • Allies: Bowser
  • Enemies: Mario (of course!), Luigi, Princess Peach, Cirno, the Harvest Moon Farmer
  • Followers: The Toad Empire, Toad Man
  • Known to bombard the Pantheon's kitchen with bubbles each time they serve a dish composed mostly of vegetables.
  • In addition to his ongoing feud with Mario, Wart has won another enemy as he joined the Pantheon: the Goddess of Idiots, Cirno, obsessed with freezing anything that looks even remotely like a frog. Needless to say, the first time they met, and every time after that, Wart found himself inside a solid block of ice for a few hours. He then tried to convince Cirno that he's a toad, not a frog, but since Cirno apparently doesn't distinguish one from the other, he only got frozen again. He then attempted to fight back, however his bubbles were no match for Cirno's icy danmaku storm and he was frozen yet AGAIN. Now he merely attempts to avoid the Knowledge wing as much as possible.
  • No, NOT the god of Patricians. Vetinari would be amused.
  • Suwako Moriya wanted to take the position, but was rejected due to being a goddess of Earth rather than frogs as such.

Yoshi, God of Friendly Mount Creatures

The Catachan Devil, Death World Incarnate
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: Open mouth with many, many teeth
  • Alignment: Chaotic Hungry
  • Portfolio: Death World, Everything Trying to Kill You, Killer Rabbit, Mordor
  • Domains: Hunger, Strength, Death, Suffering
  • The Imperium deities don't want to be anywhere near the Catachan Devil, but appreciate its value.
  • One stretch of the House of Nature that visitors seldom see is the domain of the Catachan Devil, and with good reason. While the Catachan Devil's domain is as bountiful and full of life as any other domain, it is also full of death, and the Chtorr, Orks, Catachan Jungle Fighters, Taxxons and Krogan inhabiting the region are the only intelligent forms of life to be seen. Everything else is killing something, about to be killed, or dead. Unspeakably lethal plants, animals, fungi, bacteria, and unclasified lifeforms abound here; to enter the region is certain death for most and highly probable death for the rest. The Catachan Devil is merely the apex predator, and as such has taken it upon itself to defend the region from the delicious other realms on the pantheon level.
  • The Catachan Devil and its realm are typically not spoken of by the other members of the House-the good deities find the very existence of the Catachan Devil and what it represents to be an uncomfortable aspect of nature, and the evil deities find the Catachan Devil far too unreliable and hungry to deal with on an official level. It is only by a joint effort of the rest of the House that the the Death World realm and its overlord is kept in check.
  • Well liked by the Houses of War and Weapons, however, as the Catachan Devil's realm is an excellent place to train and test their troops in live, dangerous combat: even the 501st admits that against the Death World, their odds are even at best.

Fritz von Meyer, God of BEES (Swarm)

The Pikmin, Tiny Gods of Plant-Animal Hybrids, The Army of Strength in Numbers
  • Very Minor deities
  • Symbol: A small white flower
  • Alignment: True Neutral on their own, but they will follow whoever plucks them.
  • Portfolio: Zerg Rushing, Lilliputian Warriors, Often Too Dumb To Live, War for Fun and Profit.
  • Domains: Ant people, Plant-Animal Hybrids, Strength in Numbers
  • Followers: They don't have followers, but have a lot of leaders.
  • Upon ascension, they've managed to infest every household. There are now billions of them all over the place. A few enterprising Gods and Goddess managed to put them to good use and get them to do grunt work and menial tasks. Most others are annoyed at them.
  • Being so small and having very few survival skills, the Pikmin can easily be killed by a lot of things. The most common way for Pikmin to die in the houses is to be stepped on by other gods and goddesses. Great care must be taken when you are around Pikmin, or you'll be forced to listen to their plaintive death cries if you accidentally step on a few. Pikmin don't have graves you know.
  • And God (well, one of them) help you if you listen to Ai No Uta. After hearing that, you'll never kill a Pikmin again. Or at least try not to.
  • If you see any objects in any household that appear to be moving on their own, it might be the Pikmin moving them around for some reason.
  • It is possible that enough of them can take on any deity in any household. Yes, even Mr. Rogers himself, though just trying to imagine just how many it would take would be a mind-shattering task.
  • Chuggaaconroy stays far away from them as possible, due to the fact that other gods will make multiple references about "Steve the Trooper" or anything related to them. It doesn't help that he notes that he wanted to change his name (Emile) to Steve when he was younger.
    • Odds are if you hear Chugga's ever-iconic scream and he's not recording or playing with friends, a red leaf pikmin somehow snuck into his room.

Winnie the Pooh, God of Friendly Bears (Pooh-bear, Edward Bear)
  • Leitmotif: "Winnie the Pooh" or "New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"
  • Quasideity
  • Symbol: A Hunny Pot (yes, that's the correct spelling)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: those who eat a lot (especially if it's honey), simple-minded and sweet characters who have strokes of genius every now and then, "Oh bother".
  • Domains: Bears, Kindness
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: None. He's just too sweet to have any.
  • High Priest: Baloo
  • Somehow traveled all the way to the Pantheon, encouraged to get some "hunny". Seeing that he was so sweet and innocent, the Gods coerced him to the House of Beasts.
  • Sora is very protective of him, seeing as the last time the Heartless attacked, it caused Pooh to lose all his memories. Even before that, the Heartless took all of his friends and the dialogue suggested that he was going to disappear along with them. The simple idea of others having to say goodbye to Pooh mortified many deities in the house of good and put Master Xehanort high on their shit-list.
  • Waits for the day that Christopher Robin can ascend.
  • If he exercises/eats too much, his stitches will burst at the seams. He's usually seen at the House of Craft, where all of the sewing gods coo over him and sew him up right as rain.
  • Rena Ryuguu immediately went into "Take it Home!" mode when she crossed paths with Pooh. Pooh, being the innocent bear with very little brain he was, went along with it.
  • Is usually seen either in the House of Food eating honey or with Fritz von Meyer…also eating Honey. Fritz von Meyer would usually be against such a thing, but Pooh is too sweet and kind that he begrudgingly lets Pooh have his share of honey every now and then.
  • Like Taokaka, Pooh is immune to the effects of the Trollkaiger. He's too sweet and simple-minded that any attempts to troll him are useless. He tries to befriend them and give them hunny and every time they knock a hunny pot out of his hands, all he does is say "Oh bother" before heading off to get another one.
  • Chiyo and Yotsuba hang out with Pooh a lot. The sight is so sugar-inducing, it causes most of the hardened gods to melt into piles of goo at the cuteness.
  • He also hangs around a lot with Minsc, because he's a ranger that is 'charming' on bears and Pooh likes his tales of BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS. Also, they also kind of sound similar, and Boo likes to play with Winnie too.
  • Is one of the only Gods that can actually tolerate both Excalibur and Alice. Being a 'bear of very little brain' makes Excalibur's narcissm and Alice's Die For Me! moot point as he will simply agree to them without hesitation. Johann can't even Mind Rape him because of that.
    • Some gods do wonder what would've happened if he came to the Pantheon prior to Elmyra's fall to the Disgraces. Most likely, she would've kept squeezing him even after his "stuff and fluff" would be exposed and Pooh would be too simple-minded to be released. If push comes to shove and the Disgraces ever try to stage a rebellion, Pooh would be on the front line to distract them.
  • He seems to be very skilled at baseball for some reason.
  • Whenever a criminal has honey found with their stash, Sly Cooper is more than willing to steal it as a gift for Pooh Bear. Considering that Pooh himself steals honey from bees, no one, not even the other residents of the 100 Acre Wood, is calling Sly out on this.

Wig-Wigs, The Swarm Unstoppable
The end of evolution.
  • One alone is not even a demigod. Together... they can overwhelm many a god.
  • Symbol: their hair
  • Alignment: Chaotic Hungry
  • Profile: false cuteness, Meaningful Names (that fail to convey the most important thing), endless swarms, strength in numbers
  • Domains: Gluttony, Viciousness Swarm, Terror, Deceptive Cuteness
  • Followers (really competitors): Tribbles, Parasprites, Zerg
  • Enemies: almost every living thing.
  • The day the Wig-Wigs were deified was a gloomy one for the Pantheon. The deadly critters devoured pretty much everything that was alive in it before attacking the Gods themselves. Every God able to fight was mobilized, and together they managed to confine the Wig-Wigs to a single area where they were locked up and restrained. Palpatine insisted that the keys should be entrusted to him. One can only wonder why.


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