This House resembles a zoo, but you won't find an intact cage remaining. Here you may find every climate imaginable- a home for every creature great and small, real and mythical (and disputed), carnivores, herbivores, and otherwise alike. Many of the Nature gods are seen visiting, nominally the guardians of the place but the collective inhabitants are more than capable of taking care of themselves. Especially the cute ones. Mere mortals and deities wishing to not suffer embarrassing injury are encouraged to find a tour guide. Steve Irwin leads daily expeditions into the wilderness, while Zak Saturday keeps things in some semblance of order.
Not every Gods and Goddesses here are bestial in nature, though. There are some humanoid Gods and Goddesses residing here. Hey, someone has got to take care of the beasts after all.
The House of Beasts is currently ruled by "The Council of Three" consisting of Steve Irwin, Red XIII, and Zak Saturday.
The Council of Three
The Three Guards of the House of Beasts.
Steve Irwin, Keeper of Beasts (The Crocodile Hunter)
Domains: All Biomes of the Earth, Courage, Animals.
Follower: Brady Barr.
Opposes: Faceless threats of pollution, habitat destruction, and hippos. And Saxton Hale.
He died after a tragic sting by a stingray, and in sorrow all crocodiles in the earth shed sincere tears. Upon death, he entered the Pantheon, and all who had put "ironic crocodile fatality" in the betting pool lost dearly. He spends his spare time poking angels with sticks (avoiding the ones who are shrouded in holy fire and have multiple heads).
Xanatos suggested that the Council of Shadows bet that he would die in any way other than this, thus allowing him to fund phase three of his masterstroke.
He maintains a good relationship with Unohana Retsu, despite the latter's apology about her Shikai's form. He doesn't really hold a grudge against stingrays in general, and condemns those who slaughtered live stingrays in the wake of his ascension.
The main tour guide of the Bestiary, who can keep visitors safe from any creature no matter how dangerous.
His heralds are his dog Suey, and two favourite crocodiles, Bindi and Graham.
A'Tuin and her Disc play host to the pantheon and its associated valuables whenever the usual planet, Primus, finds the need to transform into his robot mode (and, incidentally, crush everything on his surface and grind anything inside).
All Dragons that exist in the multiverse were birthed from Bahamut's father Io, the original holder of his seat. Some, sadly, have taken to the path of evil. Bahamut is always on the watch for their actions and will take wing to combat them if they get out of control, but mostly leaves other beings to their own matters.
Upon learning of the Dovahkiin's ascension, he immediately arranged for a third party to very carefully explain he was not evil and had no intention of pissing said Dragonborn off. Thankfully, the Dovahkiin got the message and agreed to live and let live so far.
You do NOT want to be near him when his eyes are dark blue, as it’s a warning sign that he's pissed off. Anyone who tries to provoke Bahamut in this state ends up as either a bloody smear on the floor, reduced to ash by his primary Breath Weapon, or a popsicle via his secondary Breath Weapon.
One of his greatest rivals is Shinryu, Guardian of the Interdimensional Rift of the House of Nature. While Shinryu desires Bahamut's throne, the king believes Shinryu to be one of the most powerful evil dragons in the multiverse. It is said when the final battle of good and evil occurs, the skies will be torn asunder by lightning and fire as they battle for dominance of dragonkind.
Recently, he has found an ultimate enemy in the form of Grima, the God of Dracoliches, and considers himself to be his mortal enemy. While they haven’t faced each other yet, the entire Pantheon fears the day the two finally fight.
He waited for his deceased master to return until his own death occurred, going to the train station where his master would go to for thirteen years. This is true loyalty. For this, he ascended into Godhood, but still waits for his master to come home.
Eventually, someone revealed the truth to Hachiko. The next few days were filled with nothing but Hachiko's howls that caused many emotional gods to cry along with him. The Pantheon ran out of tissues because of this.
Because of this, Hachiko now serves as a symbol of loyalty and love. Couples come to his temple to pronounce their undying love and loyalty to one another.
Neku and Beat usually can be seen with Hachiko, sometimes even playing with him.
Thanks to scientists in Cinnabar Island, it was finally revived into a proper Omanyte and started showing its might in battle, which was been glorious.
He later evolved into a Omastar, making him even stronger. Under his guidance, the Mob was able to guide Red on his journey to become the Champion of Kanto in just a bit over two weeks, something which most gods were certain would be impossible.
His Son is Pidgeot, or, as he is known to Helix Fossil's followers, Bird Jesus. Whenever Pidgeot's existence is threatened by the PC, all of his followers cry out for fear of losing their Savior.
Had a remarkably unschismed religious base until The Eevee appeared. This act of allowing the Eevee onto the team caused many to turn on each other, and some to renounce the faith altogether. However, as much trouble Eevee brought, the Mob and Lord Helix eventually forgave him after realizing a certain event wasn't his fault.
He has an enemy in the form of The Dome Fossil and its own Avatar, Kabuto/Kabutops - who has its own religious base. Supporters of Helix will claim that the Faith of the Dome is tyrannical and unfriendly, at which Dome followers retort that Helixists cannot cooperate to save their life and are too uncompromising. Though neither will admit it, both religions make valid points, and even the supporters of Helix have been known to turn to Democracy, thought to be affiliated with the Dome, in times of great need (though some extremists staunchly denounce this practice).
Not to mention that the ways of Helix are all too often exploited by certain unsavory individuals who will use the absolute freedom provided to each and every individual to maliciously sabotage any collective effort For the Evulz.
Unfortunately, Lord Helix will not be able to assist the Mob as they guide AJDNNW on his own path. Some followers are concerned that this may lower the amount of his faithful and cause him to fade into obscurity. Considering that the current motto is "No Gods, no Kings, only Mon", and that it's entirely possible that this run may end in defeating Red and his team - including Lord Helix - their fears may be warranted.
When AJ reached Red and defeated Lord Helix for the first time before he got defeated, he started a seven day countdown to destruction to wipe down his mortal realm and possibly destroy part of the Pantheon. During the same event he demonstrated the ability to wipe every last shred of sanity from someone's mind. Fortunately, AJ was able to take down Red's entire team before it would happen, stopping the countdown and possibly removing Lord Helix from the mortal realm. Since the motives of the deity are inscrutable, there is much debate as to whether Lord Helix has proven himself to be evil, or whether this was all part of an elaborate gambit requiring his mortal incarnation's death.
Ascended to godhood when he defeated the King of Monsters: Godzilla. Though Godzilla won the first battle they had, King Kong had the luck of getting struck by thunder in the second fight.
In his mortal life, he was considered a god who had to be appeased through human sacrifices. Ever since he met Ann Darrow, he resorted to a more healthy eating habit.
Using thunder against King Kong is always considered a horrible idea when fighting him, since it gives a massive boost of strength. In fact, it made him strong enough to beat Godzilla to the bottom of the sea.
Kong has a habit of changing his size, though he never becomes smaller than a T-rex or taller than a Kaiju.
In his spare time, he tends to climb up and down on the tallest buildings of the House of Commerce. However, Kong knows they tend to respond with biplanes whenever it gets out of hand.
Has a vendetta against Frieza for his racist insult against monkeys, calling them filthy. However, Frieza really doesn't care, as he laughs it off because he blew up Kong's "planet".
His first day in the Pantheon consisted of him stealing the Aegis Shield from Zeus just for the sake of fun. The fight that ensued set much of the House of Beasts on fire, but it still proved to be rather even fight between the two gods. Once the other gods managed to break to two warriors apart and return the shield to the Olympian King, they wondered how he was able to do it. His strange response was as follows: "Not the first time I have battled the old man. And if you thought that was impressive, you should see my fights against Guan Yu!"
Although he's annoyed that his 'Monkey King Bar' is treated like an item for sale by not just Zeus, but also the likes of Medusa, Sven... even Lina Inverse at times.
Koku-Oh and Bela seem to be rather calm and happy around his presence, something that he hates due to his embarrassing first title.
There are theories amongst the gods that Sun Wukong may have been the original creator of the Sayians. Though there is little proof to support this claim, he does seem to get along well with Goku and a bit with Vegeta.
While they are considered part of the Pantheon they are, thankfully, locked outside of it and are not to be let in unless it is an extremely dire situation.
One of those times was for the punishment and disgrace of Elmyra. There was much lulz among the House of Beasts and House of Nature that day.
Of course the side of the story you don't hear that while the Houses of Beasts and Nature were rejoicing over Elmyra's punishment several powerful space-faring Gods were out fighting the Hive Fleets to keep them away from the pantheon (or at least to keep more Nids from pouring in. Where do you think the Swarmlord used for Elmyra's punishment came from?) long enough for the Houses of Magic and Craft to construct a new seal that would banish the Nids again. Needless to say conditions for the breaking of the seal have been increased.
There is now consideration of breaking the seal yet again as part of "The Pantheonic Rebellion.
The place that holds the Tyranid seal is a temple devoted to them that is located deep in the jungles of this very house. Said temple is guarded by a magically bound Carnifex who has been lovingly named "Cuddlefex" by some of the more intelligent members of the Bestiary.
For some strange reason, some of their Genestealers have grown an obcession of taking peoples pants, leaving their victims generaly unharmed.
In a flash of light, one of the oldest trees of the Bestiary suddenly vanished. Xerneas began roaming the Pantheon from then on.
Xerneas has been under attack at an alarming frequency by other members of the Pantheon for being able to grant eternal life to mortals. Why so many gods want this power when they themselves are already immortal is a mystery outside of common greed.
When not in any danger, Xerneas is always found among the trees carrying an air of serenity around it.
Yveltal has a lifespan of only 1,000 years. Near the end of his life, he is said to form a cocoon and absorb the life force of all living things nearby so he can be reborn.
Although he is a god of destruction, he cannot stand those who destroy things without reason or do so out of cruelty or malice. To Yveltal, destruction is a necessary end to which a new beginning can form.
Because of this, he holds a strong respect towards Arceus and Xerneas viewing them as allies since they bring life which balances his duty of bringing death.
He also has a strange friendship with Emmett due to Emmett's ability to build after Yveltal purges the world.
Unlike other birds, Yveltal is a quadruped being able to use his clawed wings to move on land. Although he is not as agile on land as he is in the air, he can still move surprisingly fast allowing him to take enemies by surprise.
He once stated that Bowser Land was the happiest place on earth. Some villainous Gods do agree with this.
That turned out to be something started by The Runaway Guys. Not only that, they really hate Bowser Communism.
Previously used his DryBowser form to great effect in battle against the GUAG, until he made the mistake of going up against FaustVIII who succeeded in not only controlling his Dry Bones troops but also himself as well. It took the combined efforts of several high-ranking members of the GUAE to wrestle control of Dry Bowser from Faust VIII and revert him to his mortal form to bring him back.
With Princess Peach in the Pantheon, Bowser's been up and running trying to capture her. Again. Luckily, Peach has gained some allies of her own, so it's made being captured by him a bit easier.
King K. Rool of the House of Theater is constantly petitioning other gods to support his bid for takeover of Bowser's throne, but with his superior powers and public image Bowser considers him too minor a threat to get rid of. In the meantime, they work together on occasion to fight Mario and Donkey Kong, K. Rool lending Bowser the Flying Krock for his airship fleet since he hasn't used it in a few years.
Allies: Most of the GUAG. The Anti Heroes even find Luna likable.
Followers: All of the Elements of Harmony, Unimon, Bronies, Cadance (though she's more family than a follower), Swift Wind
Despite their recent ascension, there's a fierce debate among the gods over what their formal title should be. For sure, they look like winged unicorns, but "pegasus unicorn" and “alicorn” have also been used to describe them. As for Celestia, she's not talking. Luna would talk, but due to her tendency to scare lesser deities, nobody really sticks around to hear it.
When The Great and Powerful Trixie was deified, it was because she was here to redeem herself after being corrupted by the Alicorn Amulet. While the amulet has been locked away, neither Celestia nor Luna has said anything about changing their title.
TwilightSparkle was particularly pleased that her rational case for promoting Celestia to the Pantheon finally worked and also ascended Luna as well as an added bonus.
When word of their ascension came to pass, Pinkie Pie prepared the party to end all parties when they arrived. It was an understatement to say the Temple of Winged Unicorns was the loudest area in the Entire House of Beast in the history of the Pantheon. The noise actually drove the more animalistic members of the House as well as Death World to stampede. Only by a combined effort of Steve Irwin, Zak Saturday and back-up from the House of Combat was the riot quelled. Captain America and Commander Vimes made the pink pony ''Pinkie Promise'' from ever planning a party of that magnitude ever again.
When Celestia and Luna made their grand entrance, most of them were awed. Celestia appeared in a beam of light while Luna? It involved a nightmare chariot, bat-like guards and a cape made of bats. Along with her announcing herself in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Their niece Cadance also wishes to join them as co-deities, but Johnson decreed, "Until you show up in the show more often, you'll have to stay where you are."
Recent events showed that she is actually the Princess of the Crystal Empire, helped defeat King Sombra with the feelings of love from the Crystal Ponies, and that she is able to sustain a barrier of love and joy for days without rest and food. It is now up to the court to decide whether she ascends or not. Plus she has had a speaking role in an additional episode and a brief appearance in another AFTER the spoilered events.
Despite arising through the House of Beasts, the two, being very much sapient beings, spend most of their times in other houses, with Twilight Sparkle volunteering herself as guide initially. Most of their sojourns outside their temple include visiting the other Elements of Harmony, trolling villains, and asking to get up to the Main House as Princesses of Nature.
Celestia took part in the GUAG 1st annual "Troll" Off. Participants included Wrex, Mion Sonozaki, and most benign trickster deities. She was easily bested by the goddess of Gadflies Mion as the result of some serious lulz produced (much of them being from some rather dirty, perverted jokes).
She is now part of Lol Ranger, designation "Blue Ranger"
Rarity has politely suggested that the Princesses might wish to wear a tad more clothing whenever they are actually IN the House of Beast, so that nobody gets confused about their intelligence levels. So far, they have not taken her up on this suggestion, Celestia for mysterious reasons, and Luna because she feels it should be obvious to anyone.
Fluttershy hasn't visited the House of Beasts much since their ascension, apparently because she doesn't want to bother Celestia if she doesn't have to, though there are rumors that it's actually because she's scared of Luna giving her a hug.
In the murkiest waters of this house, the Nile Crocodile Gustave lurks and waits for anything unfortunate enough to approach the rivers and lakes. Most attempts at capturing him has proven futile as his strength rivals that of his ability to escape.
Many people suspects Gustave to be a creature from the same world as SCP-682, considering their hatred for almost all that lives and their near indestructibility.
King Gator had hopes that he could quell his murderous instinct by making music together with him. Sadly, the only "music" that Gustave can appreciate is the dying screams of humans, leading to the more benevolent Gator to run away swiftly. King K. Rool didn't have much luck either on winning his good graces.
The reason for his intense hatred towards Steve Irwin is because he is the only human who had managed to contain him after hours of struggle, even if just temporarily. His hatred for Saxton Hale is because that he is the only human who is brave enough to try to turn him into a giant croc-skin hat.
He is currently part of the Deep Blue Trio, a group of divine animals who makes people dread the waters of the Pantheon. His domain is the rivers.
Was given this place by Raoh. Soon after, its house is flooded with many-many awesome horses. But none can reach the size and awesomeness of Koku-Oh
Trombe friendlily keeps trying to override Koku-Oh's house with its theme song, but it is impossible without the help of its master Elzam. Both horses are not bitter to each other.
Bad Horse has plans for taking the throne and ruling it with an iron hoof.
Might or might not be dating Princess Celestia.
The Kraken, God of Octopi. (Horror of the Deep, The Bane of Sailors, The Nightmare of Pirates, The Slayer of the Navy, The Terror of Fishermen. The Destroyer of Ships, Sea-Mist, Hafgufa, Microcosmus marinus, The Crab Fish.)
Is aware of what some of his more... passionate followers are up to. He also knows why most of them don't dare to go to the oceans: They know that The Kraken is waiting for them...
Is able to drown any ship that the Gods build in mere seconds.
Since he works as the pet and favorite weapon of Davy Jones, most Gods know not to get on his master's bad side if the Kraken Hammer is nearby.
Because of the fact that he is larger than an island◊, he is even feared by Bruce, The God of Sharks, to the point where Bruce will flee at the mere knowledge that he MIGHT be heading his direction. However, The Kraken dreads the day when Moby Dick, one of the few sea creatures able to stand a chance against him, will rise to godhood.
His rumored temple is said to be at the very bottom of the ocean, in an area even harder to find than Atlantis. So far, only a handful of Gods knows where it is.
There is dispute whether the Kraken's name is pronounced "Kraa-ken", with a short "a", or "Kray-ken", with a long "a". So far, the Kraken itself has refused to comment, but one pirate has expressed the opinion that "It's a mythological creature. I can call it what I want."
Occasionally, the Kraken manifests itself as a reptilian creature rather than a cephalopod. In this form, it once served the god Zeus until a nasty encounter with the hero Perseus turned it to stone for a while. Davy Jones rescued the Kraken from this fate, and they've been on great terms ever since.
To this day, the gods are still arguing if he is Greek, Caribbean or Norwegian.
Is thoroughly feared by Miki Aono, merely 'seeing' it reduces her into a screaming loony who ran away. As the Kraken lacked the 'brains' to convey that, it has no idea what the hell is going on.
He is currently part of the Deep Blue Trio, a group of divine beasts who spreads fear across the waters of the Pantheon. The Kraken's domain is the Seas.
Kurama, God of Kitsune (Nine-Tails Fox Demon, Nine Tails, Kyuubi)
Enemies: Tobi, Orochimaru, Sasuke, Godzilla, Steve Irwin, Mokkan
As Kurama is still sealed within Naruto, technically speaking, Naruto serves as Kurama's shrine within the Pantheon.
Any communication with Kurama has to be done either through psychic links, or using Naruto as a middle man.
Has been let out of his host a few times in the Pantheon, with the required hands at the ready for such procedures. The first time he got out drew the attention of Godzilla, which lead into a clash that lasted for seven hours before the two were tired enough the fight could be called off. The Nine Tails has a chip off his shoulder towards the lizard now.
Out of either respect for Naruto or his own obliviousness, Luffy has yet to attempt to tame the fox demon.
Recent events have called into question whether or not Kurama will willingly and officially join the GUAG. The fox refuses profusely.
He and the rest of Star Fox were on patrol in the depths of space when they were attacked by one Captain Bucky O'Hare who mistook poor Slippy Toad as one of the malicious toads they usually fought against and seemingly killed him. This set off Fox's Berserk Button, sending a Smart Bomb to the Righteous Indignation before having a one-on-one battle with Bucky himself. The match ended with Fox's legs blown off and him ramming into Bucky on his jetpack, choking the rabbit to death before blowing his head off with the blaster.
Thankfully, Slippy was able to make a full recovery from the attack.
With Fox's ascension, this meant that the original 12 Smashers of Master Hand's first Smash Bros. tournament were in the Pantheon. The eleven veterans: (Mario, Samus, Captain Falcon, Pikachu, Yoshi, Kirby, Ness, Link, Donkey Kong, Jigglypuff, and Luigi) helped celebrate this with an epic free-for-all. It ended with the House of War, Combat and Technology in shambles when Fox used the Smash Ball to summon the Landmaster.
Would really like it for the Gods to stop him asking him to DO ABARREL ROLL! Besides, it's an Aileron roll!
Together with Captain Falcon, they have performed the Wombo Combo.
He wishes to debunk rumors that Miles "Tails" Prower is his illegitimate son. Tails, an orphan as far as anybody knows, has yet to comment, though the parallels between the two characters do make one wonder.
Enemies: The Kraken, Bruce, fishermen, Captain Ahab, whale hunters.
Ever since Moby Dick ascended into the waters of the Pantheon, he has been in almost constant conflict with The Kraken, considering how he keeps eating his 8-limbed followers. Even though their fights are always even with combatants leaving with scars, Moby always manages to tear off many of The Kraken's tentacles.
Those who are out to hunt whales always stays clear out of his waters, considering that he has grown even larger because of his godhood.
Despite his incredible strength, he has two massive weaknesses: beaches and tides. Once he gets beached, it will require the strongest gods in the Pantheon in order to get him back in the water.
It has been proven that he has swallowed entire warships, along with the crews commanding them. Rumor has it that they are still inside of him, living with the massive schools of fish that he swallows when he gets hungry.
Team Rocket is so inept at capturing him that Pikachu barely bothers Thundershocking them anymore.
Is on good terms with Samus ever since their chance meeting during one of her trademark apocalypses.
In contrast, Ridley promised that he'll skewer Pikachu with his tail as payback for preventing him from killing Samus.
Between playing with his friends and shocking villains, he's sometimes seen carrying around - and eating from - a bottle of the House of Food's best ketchup. The House of Food doesn't mind a bottle going missing every now and then, as a single bottle is nothing compared to what some other deities consume every meal.
While he doesn't mind sharing said bottle if asked, he will retaliate if it's taken from him. Whether this is on his own accord or with the help of friends depends on the aggressor.
Despite his incredible speed, he sadly suffers of a case of sensitive knees. VERY sensitive knees.
Once got unlucky with Ghetsis Harmonia, who tested mind control technology on him in a plot to eventually control legendary Pokémon within the Pantheon. Pikachu was able to break free thanks to the efforts of Ash, N, and surprisingly Team Rocket.
Pikachu once spent a while day playing with a Spirit Dream Eater called Meow Wow after getting lost from Ash following yet another Team Rocket incident. When Ash found them, he decided to catch the Dream Eater, thinking it to be a Pokémon, but the Poké Ball did nothing. After saving Meow Wow from Team Rocket (or rather, Meow Wow save itself from them), a portal was found which allowed the Dream Eater to return home. While Ash and Pikachu never saw Meow Wow again, they did get a chance to meet it's "trainer", Sora, at the Nature House, though his friends did not allow them to speak with him.
Po, God of Pandas (The Dragon Warrior, Kung Fu Panda, The Big Fat Panda)
Spends a lot of time in the House of Combat, partially to train with other martial arts legends but also so he can gawk in awe at them.
Has a rivalry with The Murray due to how similar they are. They've fought each other in eating competitions and fights between The Murray's wrestling and Po's kung-fu. They've been banned from driving go-karts after they nearly destroyed the House of Travel in one of their races.
He's also known to be very good at cooking, and sometimes aids his father (a goose) in making delicious noodles for everyone to enjoy.
Occasionally visits the House of Personal Appearance, particularly Litchi's house, to visit his 'little brother' Lao Jiu, offering to teach him as much Kung-Fu as a miniature panda can muster. Lao Jiu is always reluctant to accept, but Po is always happy to meet other pandas in the Pantheon. Sometimes Po also shares noodle-cooking and Kung-Fu skills with Litchi.
Is known to immediately cheer up Noel Vermillion whenever she's having a bad day.
Recently, the Wisdom Panda has made a challenge to Po to see who really should be the God of Pandas.
When he was called for ascension, he had to climb a multitude of stairs to reach the Pantheon. Needless to say, it took him a while to get up there.
After looking for a worthy High Priest, Po settled on Chen Stormstout, who also doubles as Po's Trainer in his patented Drunken Brawling. When the oddity of a high priest giving a god combat training seemed a bit backwards and that Chen should take up the position, the Brewmaster declined, stating that he's too focused on living life and enjoying his drinks to settle down for the responsibilities of godhood.
Allies: Frieza, but only so that they can discuss methods of getting rid of enemies.
Enemies: Pandas. (Especially Po), Wolf O'Donnell
Shen used to visit the House of Technology a lot. He was banned from there after the Gods discovered that the advanced weaponry enthusiast was trying to glean information in order to perfect his cannons.
His temple is a tower-palace protected with cannons and a wide selection of high-tech weaponry pillaged from the Technology house. He is fascinated by automated guns such as GLaDOS' turrets and Engineer's sentries, because unlike regular minions, they are incapable of perceived "betrayal".
All of them like pizza, which is why they hang around at the Food Pantheon (or with C.C.) a lot. They also gained a friendship with Dante because of that, but make sure that there are enough slices for each of them, else a humongous brawl over the last slice ensues and the Pantheon starts getting destroyed.
Have recently applied to the Defense force as a strike team. Their application is being considered.
Michael Bay, God of Explosions, keeps insisting that they are aliens, no matter how many times the followers of the turtles try to tell him otherwise. The TMNT are not sure what to think of this, though.
And just when Leonardo thought he was done, he had to fight off against Zitz who decided to show that his powerhouse skills were better than the ninja turtles' stealth. It turns out that stealth beats brute force any day as Zitz was sliced in half.
There have been multiple incarnations of the turtles, barring a few exceptions. There was also an incident where three of these incarnations got together to fight off The Shredder from nearly destroying the pantheon.
Amongst their adventures, they were once stuck in feudal Japan. They agreed later with the Nostalgia Critic that it was a Horribufuckus adventure overall.
Ascended by entering the House of Beasts and attempting to eat everything inside, and was only stopped by Steve Irwin, who reluctantly permitted her to roam free in the House, so long as she restricted her feeding to the Tyranids, the Wig-wigs and the life forms in the Catachan Devil. Her main claim to fame earned her a spot in the House of Otherness as well, although the much more powerful entities surrounding her keep her in line there.
One of her followers, Kurama, recently ascended as the God of Kitsune. When questioned about her thoughts on this, Ungoliant stated that she "had no quarrel with the fox, so long as his flavor remains unpleasant." Kurama was not altogether reassured, and keeps a respectable distance from Ungoliant at all times.
The son of Cairne Bloodhoof, he won his father's throne after retaking the city of Thunderbluff from the Grimtotem tribe.
Fervently opposes Thrall's "successor" Garrosh Hellscream for his ruthless tactics and bloodlust, eventually going as far as helping the Alliance in bringing him down. This is also one of the reasons he ascended.
Believes in achieving a peaceful solution to most conflicts but will not hesitate to defend his people.
The reason why it took him so long to retake his father's throne was due to a nasty rumor claiming that, when a child, he was captured by Centaurs and needed to be rescued. Baine does not deny them but says that the experience helped shape him into the leader he is today.
Whenever Cyborg is near and exclaims "MOO-YAH!", Baine rolls his eyes. Not that it ruins their friendship, especially when fighting evil. Baine believes that the spiritual strength of his race and Cyborg's technology when combined can be a deadly force.
He finally succeeded in his longtime quest to take down Garrosh, helped by Thrall and Vol'jin. Like the rest of the Horde, he gave his full support of Vol'jin becoming the new Warchief. With this, he saw the spirit of Cairne smiling at him proudly before vanishing forever, with Baine taking the passing of his father from the Pantheon with Manly Tears. Now, the throne of Minotaurs is fully his and Baine has sworn to use it for good.
Dr Evil has recently taken some interest in Bruce and wants to use him in a pool for yet another easily escapable execution method. He is still trying to find a freaking laser-beam blaster big enough to actually fit him.
He is currently part of The Deep Blue Trio, a group of divine beasts who terrorise the waters of the Pantheon. Bruce's domain is the beaches.
Even the Catachan Devil avoids it, since it's not sure of its chances and it doesn't wanna lose to a freaking bunny.
Constantly tries to take over the house owned by Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal to ensure its dominance as the only God of Bunnies. However, its attempts always meet in eye contact with Reisen and reliving its destruction with high explosives.
His flesh-eating ways and tendency to wreak carnage completely traumatized Fluttershy, Friend to All Living Things, when she tried to pet the cute little white bunny and it didn't work out too well. Thankfully, The Stare kicked in on time to prevent her from being mangled and devoured.
Despite its fearsome reputation, there are those who would still willingly challenge it to combat. A group of six mighty warriors gained much fame by besting the beast in combat without the use of holy explosives.
Lord Helix sent his second son, Eevee, to the Mob in order to teach them the dangers of anarchy without responsibility. Upon receiving him the Mob became divided over whether he should evolve into a Vaporeon or Jolteon, however in the confusion he became a Flareon instead. Refusing to take responsibility the Mob blamed him for the division and attempted to exile him to the PC, however in their blindness they accidentally Released Abby and Jay Leno, blaming him for their loss as well they slew him. Failing to recognize him for what he was the Mob named him an agent of the Adversary, infuriated by this treatment of his son, Helix sent the Archangel Zapdos to smite them. Following the event known as "Bloody Sunday" some of the Mob began to realize their mistake and named Flareon "The Martyr" instead, allowing his spirit to find peace and ascend.
As a God, Eevee can evolve into any of the 8 Eevolutions and change back at will. Good for him, as Flareon isn't the best form he would hope for.
He still harbors some resentment for his older brother Pidgeot, known as Bird Jesus, for what he considers to be undeserved popularity.
In preparation for the Mob's arrival he has imbued his kin in the Johto region with the potential to evolve into two additional forms, and intends to do the same to every region the Mob travels to afterwards.
Eevee has made good use of this ability, evolving into Espeon. Unfortunately, he has yet to learn how to use those new powers, and it's not an easy task (as demonstrated when he failed to learn Psybeam). Espeon eventually was able to pull his weight and become a worthy member of his trainer's team.
Allies: Itachi Uchiha, Bugs Bunny, Lelouch Vi Britannia
High Priestess: Tewi Inabanote Tewi would probably usurp Reisen if she wanted, but lets Reisen keep her position.
She is a former follower of Bugs Bunny, but as Bugs has occupied a lot of Houses already, this position was handed to her.
Is very glad about her ascension. Rather sick of being the Butt Monkey when she served Bugs, she has decided to stare at those who tried to make her one, granting them insanity and at least make her one not to be underestimated. Considering how many powerful Gods are around her, this doesn't seem to work a lot.
However, ItachiUchiha, one of the former followers of the God of Aloof Big Brothers, has recently taken Reisen as a student in the art of genjutsu, and has stated that, even though she does not possess the Sharingan, she may, with enough training, be capable of using the Tsukuyomi. note also, pun: Tsukuyomi is the name of the Shinto moon deity, translates to "moon reader", and involves a red-and-silver moon as the centerpoint of the illusion. Now, what is Reisen and where is she from?
She has also started training under Scott Summers in order to improve her ability to shoot danmaku (particularly lasers) out of her eyes. And where her true strength is firing them from her Finger Gun, she is making some progress.
One of the most feared deities by cats, though mice find him to be quite inspirational. He started as a Folk Hero to mice living in Mouse World before over time becoming their messiah as his legend grew. "What Would Jerry Do?" soon became a popular slogan among his followers. Of course most of what Jerry would do tends to involve extreme violence. Greebo hates him with a passion.
Originally just a mercenary, but after his fight with StarFox, he realized the potential of Fox McCloud, regarding him as a true rival. The two have team up on occasion, but Wolf remains loyal to his team first and foremost. Once Fox ascended and joined the Pantheon, the two have been seen going at it in dog fights like no other.
This house once belonged to Sajin Komamura, but the latter fell to an attack by Barbatos Goetia, allowing Wolf to take this house as his own.
He hates traitors and greedy people. Don't ask what happened to Pigma. He likes his team - composed merely of Leon Powalski and Panther Caroso.
Loathes Lord Shen with a passion, especially when he learned about what happened to the last wolf who worked for him.
When asked how he could be the deity of both savage and noble wolves he points to his alignment (True Neutral) and explains that noble doesn't necessarily mean heroic.
Allies: Reisen Udongein Inaba, Bugs Bunny, the Rabbit of Caerbannog, Micky Mouse, Phineas Flynn, Isabella Shapiro Garcia, Mr. Freeze, Zuko, Reptile.
Enemies: Freddie Krugar, The Mad Doctor
Mickey Mouse used to be an enemy until after the events of Epic Mickey. The events eventually led to him being recognized again, resulting in his elevation to god hood.
Resides in the Wasteland with his "common law wife" Ortensia, his 420 children, and forgotten Disney toons. Periodically commissions Reptile whenever Wasteland needs some cleaning in preparation for repairs/construction or some residual blots terminated as his acid functions like thinner in Wasteland.
Though he spends a lot of time in the House of Food in order to search for bugs and food, he keeps a clear distance from the Epic Meal Time gang. Too say that their fanatic love for bacon makes him uneasy would be an understatement.
For the love of your own health, remember to never simply call him a "pig", but "MR. Pig"! That is unless you enjoy the thought of being the victim of a one-hog-stampede!
Allies: Chiyo, Osaka, Yukari, Chiyo's Father, Steve Irwin, Mufasa, Red XIII, is on good terms with Yotsuba* whose legion of depraved Poisonous Friendfollowers are also known for their love of cats.
Enemies: Greebo (because he reminds her of that cat that would torment her) Omega, anyone who encourages cruelty to cats.
The day Sakaki ascended was the day that cats finally figured out that she is their friend. She cried Tears of Joy from that act of kindness. Is very protective of Chiyo, who she sees as like a little sister.
Has an understandably tense relationship with Jerry. The two have an uneasy truce due to the fact that because of his Karmic Trickster nature, Jerry usually only inflicts his wrath on a cat after being provoked first. But, like many cat lovers, Sakaki's sympathies are usually with Tom when the two of them clash.
Godzilla once approached Sharptooth and asked if he wanted to be the Kaiju's side kick. Sharptooth responded with a nasty smile and the following statement: "How has your mother been doing lately? Her health is good, I hope? No injuries? She lives in that trench just off Okinawa, right? Sweet woman. I've been dying to find an excuse to go visit her." Godzilla has not repeated his offer since.
He did try a similar tactic when he wanted to use a rather large pool that King Kong used for the moment. Sadly, Sharptooth was unaware of what happened thelast timea T-rex threatened someone that Kong cared about. It took a couple of months untill he could eat any large chunks of meat without aid again.
Don't dare talk to him about Chomper, just don't. The survivors still have the tooth marks. (If you must know, Chomper is usually seen in the House of Food, having become a follower of Tiger.)
Lately, the other gods have noticed him acting even angrier than usual, and now refuses to enter the hall of theater under any circumstances. Many guess that this has something to do with his archenemy's recent ascention from the Fallen pit.
Has weekly duels with Kamina that draw massive crowds from all around the Pantheons. Marge and Tsunade's betting pool on how many laws of physics and nature they're going to break each time is one of the biggest money-makers in the entire House.
He was immortal before his accession and so his culture shock was minimal compared to others.
Allies: Steve Irwin, every Pretty Cure in the Pantheon, especially Love Momozono, Miki Aono and Setsuna Higashi), Usagi Tsukino, Madoka Kaname, Kyoko Sakura, Homura Akemi, Sayaka Miki, Mami Tomoe, The Magic Knights, Pikachu, Cairne and Baine Bloodhoof, the Toku Base residents, PaRappa The Rapper, Penny. Anne Marie.
Due to their similarities, Inori has found a good friend with Kyoko Sakura due to their similarities of their belief in prayer. Because of this, she's one of the few Gods Kyoko has a soft spot for.
Even if she's kind of alone amongst the Fresh Precures, Buki believes that the rest of her friends will come over. Until the day comes, she is very content with the other Precures around. Also due to 'believing' a lot, she got along well with PaRappa The Rapper. Him dancing around like how she did is just icing the cake, really.
Helps other humans understand various animals. She never makes eye contact with The Rabbit of Caerbannog, whom she describes as 'filled with nothing but killing impulses it scares her'.
Her animal-speak and veteranian skills made a lot of animals flock on her on the basis that they have been victims of 'abuse' by Elmyra Duff. Thankfully, Buki is pretty much Elmyra's reverse, so she's been spending her time undoing the damages to the animals Elmyra caused.
She used to dislike ferrets, but now is okay with them. But recently, she has a bit of an aversion to crocodiles. After Buki paid a visit to Gustave's house, trying to understand it better, she was frozen in fear with just how much death impulses the croc had and 'animal-talking' with him always end up in dialogues of how much Gustave wants to eat Buki and hear her screaming for help in fear. She tries her best to tend to any normal crocodiles, but her encounter with Gustave scarred her for life.
Allies: Anyone who needs a convenient mode of travel to somewhere
For those who are worthy, Bela will appear where she needs to be to take them where they need to go. Armies, battles, and the One Power itself cannot stop her from delivering her burden to precisely the right place at the right time.
Engaged in an epic battle for this title with other competitors including Horse and Mewtwo. Devastation was caused. Horse was barely defeated and slunk off to lick his wounds, Mewtwo had the power advantage but was disgusted by the acts Greebo was willing to commit.
Fears only a kitten named You. Reasons unknown. He also fears Sebastian Michaelis for some reason.
Known to bombard the Pantheon's kitchen with bubbles each time they serve a dish composed mostly of vegetables.
In addition to his ongoing feud with Mario, Wart has won another enemy as he joined the Pantheon: the Goddess of Idiots, Cirno, obsessed with freezing anything that looks even remotely like a frog. Needless to say, the first time they met, and every time after that, Wart found himself inside a solid block of ice for a few hours. He then tried to convince Cirno that he's a toad, not a frog, but since Cirno apparently doesn't distinguish one from the other, he only got frozen again. He then attempted to fight back, however his bubbles were no match for Cirno's icy danmaku storm and he was frozen yet AGAIN. Now he merely attempts to avoid the Knowledge wing as much as possible.
No, NOT the god of Patricians. Vetinari would be amused.
Suwako Moriya wanted to take the position, but was rejected due to being a goddess of Earth rather than frogs as such.
The Imperium deities don't want to be anywhere near the Catachan Devil, but appreciate its value.
One stretch of the House of Nature that visitors seldom see is the domain of the Catachan Devil, and with good reason. While the Catachan Devil's domain is as bountiful and full of life as any other domain, it is also full of death, and the Chtorr, Orks, Catachan Jungle Fighters, Taxxons and Krogan inhabiting the region are the only intelligent forms of life to be seen. Everything else is killing something, about to be killed, or dead. Unspeakably lethal plants, animals, fungi, bacteria, and unclasified lifeforms abound here; to enter the region is certain death for most and highly probable death for the rest. The Catachan Devil is merely the apex predator, and as such has taken it upon itself to defend the region from the delicious other realms on the pantheon level.
The Catachan Devil and its realm are typically not spoken of by the other members of the House-the good deities find the very existence of the Catachan Devil and what it represents to be an uncomfortable aspect of nature, and the evil deities find the Catachan Devil far too unreliable and hungry to deal with on an official level. It is only by a joint effort of the rest of the House that the the Death World realm and its overlord is kept in check.
Well liked by the Houses of War and Weapons, however, as the Catachan Devil's realm is an excellent place to train and test their troops in live, dangerous combat: even the 501st admits that against the Death World, their odds are even at best.
Technically, with the both of them being Nazis and the Skull having a higher rank, Swarm is more or less allied with the Red Skull. But the Skull has trouble acting overtly without getting stomped on by literally any Good-aligned god, and this carries over to his followers, so Swarm has been emphasizing his bee-ness and carefully avoiding the Red Skull.
He may be relatively harmless, but nine out of ten gods agree: getting stung really fucking hurts, what with radioactive venom in a few million stingers. Also rather hard to fight, especially since the House of Nature really cracked down on pesticides.
Followers: They don't have followers, but have a lot of leaders.
Upon ascension, they've managed to infest every household. There are now billions of them all over the place. A few enterprising Gods and Goddess managed to put them to good use and get them to do grunt work and menial tasks. Most others are annoyed at them.
Being so small and having very few survival skills, the Pikmin can easily be killed by a lot of things. The most common way for Pikmin to die in the houses is to be stepped on by other gods and goddesses. Great care must be taken when you are around Pikmin, or you'll be forced to listen to their plaintive death cries if you accidentally step on a few. Pikmin don't have graves you know.
And God (well, one of them) help you if you listen to Ai No Uta. After hearing that, you'll never kill a Pikmin again. Or at least try not to.
If you see any objects in any household that appear to be moving on their own, it might be the Pikmin moving them around for some reason.
It is possible that enough of them can take on any deity in any household. Yes, even Mr. Rogers himself, though just trying to imagine just how many it would take would be a mind-shattering task.
Chuggaaconroy stays far away from them as possible, due to the fact that other gods will make multiple references about "Steve the Trooper" or anything related to them. It doesn't help that he notes that he wanted to change his name (Emile) to Steve when he was younger.
Odds are if you hear Chugga's ever-iconic scream and he's not recording or playing with friends, a red leaf pikmin somehow snuck into his room.
Somehow traveled all the way to the Pantheon, encouraged to get some "hunny". Seeing that he was so sweet and innocent, the Gods coerced him to the House of Beasts.
Sora is very protective of him, seeing as the last time the Heartless attacked, it caused Pooh to lose all his memories. Even before that, the Heartless took all of his friends and the dialogue suggested that he was going to disappear along with them. The simple idea of others having to say goodbye to Pooh mortified many deities in the house of good and put Master Xehanort high on their shit-list.
Waits for the day that Christopher Robin can ascend.
If he exercises/eats too much, his stitches will burst at the seams. He's usually seen at the House of Craft, where all of the sewing gods coo over him and sew him up right as rain.
Rena Ryuguu immediately went into "Take it Home!" mode when she crossed paths with Pooh. Pooh, being the innocent bear with very little brain he was, went along with it.
Is usually seen either in the House of Food eating honey or with Fritz von Meyer…also eating Honey. Fritz von Meyer would usually be against such a thing, but Pooh is too sweet and kind that he begrudgingly lets Pooh have his share of honey every now and then.
Like Taokaka, Pooh is immune to the effects of the Trollkaiger. He's too sweet and simple-minded that any attempts to troll him are useless. He tries to befriend them and give them hunny and every time they knock a hunny pot out of his hands, all he does is say "Oh bother" before heading off to get another one.
Chiyo and Yotsuba hang out with Pooh a lot. The sight is so sugar-inducing, it causes most of the hardened gods to melt into piles of goo at the cuteness.
He also hangs around a lot with Minsc, because he's a ranger that is 'charming' on bears and Pooh likes his tales of BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS. Also, they also kind of sound similar, and Boo likes to play with Winnie too.
Is one of the only Gods that can actually tolerate both Excalibur and Alice. Being a 'bear of very little brain' makes Excalibur's narcissm and Alice's Die For Me! moot point as he will simply agree to them without hesitation. Johann can't even Mind Rape him because of that.
Some gods do wonder what would've happened if he came to the Pantheon prior to Elmyra's fall to the Disgraces. Most likely, she would've kept squeezing him even after his "stuff and fluff" would be exposed and Pooh would be too simple-minded to be released. If push comes to shove and the Disgraces ever try to stage a rebellion, Pooh would be on the front line to distract them.
Whenever a criminal has honey found with their stash, Sly Cooper is more than willing to steal it as a gift for Pooh Bear. Considering that Pooh himself steals honey from bees, no one, not even the other residents of the 100 Acre Wood, is calling Sly out on this.
The day the Wig-Wigs were deified was a gloomy one for the Pantheon. The deadly critters devoured pretty much everything that was alive in it before attacking the Gods themselves. Every God able to fight was mobilized, and together they managed to confine the Wig-Wigs to a single area where they were locked up and restrained. Palpatine insisted that the keys should be entrusted to him. One canonly wonderwhy.