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alt title(s): TV Tropes Ruined Your Life; TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life
Screw the future tense of TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know!
But this is Just For Fun. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to TV Tropes, there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that TV Tropes made some problems for you.
And there's now a facebook group for this
Compare You Know You Read Too Much TV Tropes When.
Contrast TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life, and TV Tropes Enhanced My Life.
- TV Tropes Rape My Mind, and Bleach it!
- TVTROPES MADE ME SWEAR IN BRITISH!!!!! THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER! THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
- I think TV Tropes is a pretty cool guy. Eh ruins lives and doesn't afraid of anything.
- I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost wrote a trope into an essay! Damn you, TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes has ruined my life. And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels Lampshading any sort of Trope.
- I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge to punch him. I was so lucky he was too busy fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, TV Tropes! Screw you!
- Tvtropes killed my father!
- No! TV Tropes... IS PEOPLE!!!
- NO! TV Tropes... is a SPY!
- Tv Tropes made me watch Lucky Star.
- ' TV Tropes pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of Animation Ghetto?
- To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It DID get me hooked into Kagami hentai though... =S
- Tvtropes made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare. Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent Hype Aversion from Suzumiya Haruhi.
- Tvtropes ran over my dog.
- Tv Tropes erased my Pokedex!
- TV Tropes did not ruin my life. TV Tropes is my friend. TV Tropes loves me. TV Tropes is... ghhk, helpp... me! Please... life.
- TV Tropes has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
- TV Tropes kicked my dogs! (I actually have dogs in real life) And then shot and ate them!
- TV Tropes made straightforward things confusing!
- Tv Tropes shot Marvin in the face.
- ˇTV Tropes me ha confundido muchísimo!
- TV Tropes gave me the mental image of a naked Robin Williams!
- TV Tropes tricked me into reading this page, and now I've got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
- TV Tropes made me sort out all the relationships of my friends and then plot them out into a map.
- TV Tropes made me insult everything.
- TV Tropes peed on my pillow.
- TV Tropes PRESSED MY Berserk Button. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, This Troper!
- I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to TV Tropes (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
- That's because it's bigger on the inside.
- I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
- How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
- TV Tropes ruined Seasons 2 & 3 of Heroes.
- TV Tropes cancelled Firefly.
- No, son, it canceled itself. We just carried the bullet a while.
- TV Tropes cancelled Kim Possible. Twice.
- TV Tropes made me identify my sexuality as "Yuri Fanboy".
- TV Tropes killed Heath Ledger.
- TV Tropes made me think the song "EST
" was called "UST".
- TV Tropes made me gay.
- TV Tropes and two make five. It also told me that I can't do maths.
- TV Tropes flanderised me from being bad at maths to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.
- TV Tropes sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
- TV Tropes caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
- TV Tropes caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.
- TV Tropes turned me into a newt! I Got Better, but still...
- Fast Eddie destroys everything good on the Darth Wiki! He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA
- TV Tropes promised me POWERRRRR!!!! UNLIMITED POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!!.... Yeah, I got tossed down the deepest pit this side of Sparta.
- TV Tropes made it impossible for me to sleep peacefully.
- My money is no good here because of TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes made my head explode.
- I used to be an Action Girl, but then TV Tropes made me a Faux Action Girl, but then I just became The Chick due to Chickification!!
- TV Tropes has its way with me every night!
- Tv Tropes hit me with a football in the Groin!
- When I was young, a pack of rabid Tropers burned down my beloved peasant village.
- TV Tropes made me Dangerously Genre Savvy, and now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere unless I'm wearing Cool Shades!
- TV Tropes Has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....
- That's no moon! That's a TV Tropes!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, I learned something today. It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character, especially if you're female. So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.
- TV Tropes made me walk down the street naked and kick badgers for a Klondike Bar!
- TV Tropes made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
- TV Tropes used The Worf Effect on my formerly Badass brother one too many times, and now he's a James Bondage Scrappy and the proud owner of his very own Idiot Ball.
- TV Tropes made me realize that nothing is innocent. No, not even children.
- TV Tropes will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by helping me become a better Evil Overlord!
- TV Tropes make me fall in love with a Guy, who I hate as well.
- You belong to TVTropes You will be like TVTropes.
- I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
- I started as a mole. Thanks to TV Tropes, I have become the mask.
- I used to think that we were Special. But TV Tropes call us Basterds.
- Unbelievable! You, TV Tropes, must be the pride of The Internet!
- TV Tropes, you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
- Tv Tropes is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni . . . Aaargh!)
- TV Tropes made me listen to this song
... And now it will never leave my brain...
- TV Tropes killed my dad! And raped my mom!
- TV Tropes cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue Absolute Power!
- TVTropes went in, TVTropes went out... Of my head.
- TV Tropes wiped my hard drive!
- TV Tropes MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF Twilight! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE!
- This troper has some Brain Bleach but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
- TV Tropes forced me to believe that Twilight makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
- TV Tropes mailed a Twilight Take That of mine to the Twilight community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
- You think that's bad? TV Tropes made me read The Sword Of Truth just to see what all the ruckus was about. Trope you, TV Tropes! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
- Bah! Lightweights, TV Tropes made ME read The Eye Of Argon
- The entry on Motionless Chin ruined anime for me forever.
- TV Tropes turned my life into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup!
- TV Tropes suggested injuring myself over other people's stupidity, and then later told me I should just let it go.
- TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
- TV Tropes stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
- TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and my dog and RAN OVER THEM
- TV Tropes took my potato chip... And ate it!
- TV Tropes got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
- TV Tropes stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a Hannibal Lecture about why I should just end it all.
- TV Tropes made me read My Immortal!
- TV Tropes Spoiler Me.
- TV Tropes made me evil!
- TV Tropes made me run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair. And I'm not just a voice...
- TV Tropes made me fail college. Again!
- TV Tropes...locked me...
in a room IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS...WITH A MOOSE
- TV Tropes Just Bugs Me.
- This Troper has been on TV Tropes for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
- TV Tropes blew my mind and my life is now meaningless.
- TV Tropes never cites its sources! [ citation needed ]
- TV Tropes is people!
- TV Tropes killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper out of his Heartless. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create Twilight. Any more reason why TV Tropes should die?
- Oh my God. All the time, it was...TV Tropes! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
- TV Tropes RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!
- I'm pretty sure Transformers is more than capable of doing that on it's own. Zing!
- TV Tropes made Candle Jack famous.
- TV Tropes made me officially hate the anime fandom. *twitch* *twitch* An anime Fan Dumb comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
- TV Tropes made me read My Immortal!
- TV Tropes shot me in the groin with a Gattling bazooka that fires shurikens and lightning. And bees. My God. NOT THE BEES!!!!
- TV Tropes made me hate Joss Whedon! (So, so, so much *twitchy twitchy*)
- TV Tropes is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to Clock Roaches came up.
- The enrichment centre would like to remind you that TV Tropes will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
- TV Tropes just made a moose bite my sister! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
- Which one, the moose or the sister?
- TV Tropes made me play the white chamber and hunt down the comedy ending
- TV Tropes introduced me to Sonichu, and now I can never unsee THIS
. Thanks a lot, TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore.
- TV Tropes produced Resident Evil Apocalypse and Extinction!
- TV Tropes killed Dumbledore!
- TV Tropes gave me alcohol poisoning.
- TV Tropes is not my friend. TV Tropes bit me and threw me in the basement. TV Tropes is a big spider.
- TV Tropes is the thing in Room 101!
- TV Tropes has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes ruined the way I watch film and TV sword fights.
- TV Tropes agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
- TV Tropes is covered in BEEEEEEESS!
- TV Tropes IS FULL OF OWLS!
- TV Tropes caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons. So Yeah.
- TV Tropes made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
- TV Tropes made Namco hate Tales fans!
- In December of 2008, during my initial discovery of TV Tropes, I had 155 tabs open to TV Tropes in Firefox. Citation available on request...
- TV Tropes made me watch the bad ending of Munch's Oddysee. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
- TV Tropes isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with TV Tropes. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch TV Tropes walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was my father!
- Tv Tropes made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
- Tv Tropes kicked my dog, shot it and threw it over the Moral Event Horizon. On fire.
- Tv Tropes made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
- I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. Ba-zing!
- TV Tropes makes me constantly compare large numbers to 9000! Including Goku's Japanese Power Level!
- TV Tropes has me troping in my dreams!
- Anyone found not enjoying TV Tropes vill be shot
- TV Tropes punched This Troper in the face repeatedly, knocking This Troper unconscious, and then TV Tropes stole all of This Troper's money.
- TV Tropes sapped my sentry.
- TV Tropes sunk my battleship!
- Now I've know everything that I need... and what I didn't need to know.
- TV Tropes explained the joke.
- TV Tropes "recruited" me into the Imperial Guard.
- TV Tropes forced me to join The Legion Of Lost Souls to forget Rule34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
- TV Tropes made me compare Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall to Bubble Bobble.
- TV Tropes confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
- TV Tropes DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR
- TV Tropes made me bomb some dodongos
- Do you hear something? Wait TV Tropes, don't do it. NO! NOT IN THE PIT! IT BURNS!
- Oh my goodness, this is AWFUL
- This is illegal, you know.
- TV Tropes made me eat an Octorok! *sobs*
- TV Tropes told Segata Sanshiro that I wasn't playing Sega Saturn. Then he judo flipped me and I exploded.
- TV Tropes didn't like me! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
- TV Tropes set up us the bomb.
- TV Tropes is why we can't have nice things.
- TV Tropes just shot him.
- TV Tropes made me late.
- TV Tropes made me think these weren't the droids I was looking for, when if fact they were the droids I was looking for!!!!
- There is no TV Tropes, only Zuul!
- I've visited TV Tropes about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!
- TV Tropes ate my homework.
- TV Tropes made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
- TV Tropes eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a TV Tropes infectee!
- After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before TV Tropes came and arrested me for violating Hitlers Time Travel Exemption Act. Now World War II is already being going to have happening again, and it's all TV Tropes' fault!
- All your base are belong to TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes made me lose The Game.
- Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
- TV Tropes shot JR.
- TV Tropes helped usher in the Dark Age of Comics.
- TV Tropes screwed Bret.
- Outsmarting TV Tropes makes TV Tropes smarter.
- TV Tropes made Krypton explode.
- Ilsa left Rick because of TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes is the reason I can't get a job.
- TV Tropes doesn't sleep, it waits.
- We didn't land on TV Tropes. TV Tropes landed on us!
- TV Tropes sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
- TV Tropes invented New Coke.
- TV Tropes killed 2Pac and Biggie.
- Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes left me at the altar.
- TV Tropes never called me back.
- TV Tropes sent me to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, and made me wear a Red Shirt while I was there.
- TV Tropes made me late for a meeting!
- TV Tropes made me forget my car keys!
- TV Tropes ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
- That bastard TVTropes rickrolled us!
- TV Tropes forbid me from complaining about things I don't like, but always tells me me "Your Mileage May Vary"! And boy, does it vary!
- TV Tropes made me become a mad scientist based in genetics so that I could easily create an army of killer mutants and Take Over The World.
- TV Tropes is a Time Lord! This article is it's TARDIS!
- I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you TV Tropes and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
- Tv Tropes kicked me into a pit of bad AM Vs.
- TV Tropes killed Santa Claus.
- TV Tropes made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
- TV Tropes Macekred Woolsey!!
- The magical mistery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away, take you TODAY!
- TV Tropes made me turn around, bright eyes!
- TV Tropes made me visit it while it played unfitting music!
- My life is ruined. TV Tropes did not ruin my life. My life has always been ruined.
- TV Tropes mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being mindraped. Then it mentioned Y 'Golonac with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been mindraped twice.
- TV Tropes took all my opinions and replaced them with quotes from it! And all of my friends too!
- TV Tropes made me lose the game!!!!11
- All TV Tropes and no beer made me...something something.
- This Troper's egregious overuse of the egregious word "egregious" is solely due to the egregious influence of his egregious addiction to the egregious website that is TV Tropes. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
- TV Tropes destroyed my country. so that no one cared.
- TV Tropes was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!
- My shields can't repel TV Tropes of this magnitude.
- All my base are belong to TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.
- TV Tropes convinced me that I could never catch up with anyone else on my course, no matter how much work I did. It also temporarily turned me evil. I wasn't very good at it but it was apparently hilarious.
- TV Tropes appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When TV Tropes appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
- TV Tropes is a TRAP!
- No, TV Tropes is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
- Sure thing. I Lied.
- Actually, it's true. TV Tropes removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting TV Tropes)
- TV Tropes caused the resonance cascade, bitch!
- Has it been mentioned yet that TV Tropes just made me lose the game?
- TV Tropes had me visit Hinamizawa. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
- In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.
- TV Tropes promised The Tonight Show to Conan O'Brien, took it away from him after seven months, and gave it back to Jay Leno.
- Thanks to the page about Potholing, now the expression "for some reason" is FOREVER linked to... something... awful!! *cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
- TV Tropes put me in TheMasochismTango with a Tsundere and sent us to a woman named Takahashi!
- Tv Tropes has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But I can't stop troping. Send help.
- TVTropes fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
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