Screw the future tense of TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know! TV Tropes can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.
But this is Just for Fun. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to TV Tropes, there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that TV Tropes made some problems for you.
Compare You Know You Read Too Much TV Tropes When....
Contrast TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life, and TV Tropes Enhanced My Life.
- What's the deal with TV Tropes?
- MOM! TV TROPES IS MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!
- TV Tropes got away with ruining my life!
- TV Tropes made me kill myself because of the f... never mind me, I'm just rambling to myself...because of the thousands of thousands of pages. Even the amount of strange things I've seen on this page make me depressed. But it really is okay! The first part was a joke.
- Tell me, is something eluding you, Troper? Is this not what you expected to see? If you wanna find out what's behind all these tropes, you'll just have to crawl your way through this website!
- TV Tropes made me crush on Xion. Who half the fanbase hates. KHAN! KHAN!
- TV TROPES LIED, I DIED
- TV Tropes taught me to swear! Thankfully it was only of the Precision F-Strike degree.
- TV Tropes ate my social life! And then put it in CAKE!
- TV Tropes GOT RID OF THE OLD RODRICK AND PUT IN THE NEW ONE!!
- TV Tropes wants to steal my body...SO THAT IT WILL LIVE AND I WILL DIE!!
- Because I became too amused with the entries filed under Actor Allusion and Shout-Outs I now became so darn obsessed with allusions in general I find it difficult to draw any fan-art without throwing in allusions.
- This used to be a funhouse! Then TV Tropes used evil clowns!
- If it weren't for TV Tropes, I wouldn't want to to see Scootaloo get it on with Nicki Minaj. Or at the very least, this girl. Is that good or bad? (On a side note, the term "tail pr0n" won't stop cycling through my brain.
- Despair! TV Tropes has left me in despair!* TV Tropes introduced me to fanfiction... Pass the Brain Bleach, please.
- TV Tropes IN F-14S!
- TV Tropes sucked me into a Junji Ito manga, AND I MUST SCREAM!
- Now, thanks to my Kindle and wireless 3G, TV Tropes has ruined my job!
- TV Tropes kept me waiting for a bubble!!!!!
- TV Tropes filled my hovercraft with eels.
- Your Mom IS TV TROPES!!!
- You know who else is TV Tropes? MY MOM!
- I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge to punch him. I was so lucky he was too busy fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, TV Tropes! Screw you!
- I didn't punch Shub-Niggurath. The child support payments for 1000 young are terrible.
- TV Tropes will not ruin your life. Keep reading.
- TV Tropes killed my father!
- No, TV Tropes is your father.
- No... that's not true... That's impossible!
- Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
- NOOOOOOOOOO!
- DO NOT WANT!
- DO WANT!!!
- Your father is TV Tropes!
- Hello, my Name Is Inigo Montoya. TV Tropes killed my father. Prepare to Die!!! Bitch.
- I want my social life back, you son of a bitch.
- TV Tropes! You killed my father again!
- No! TV Tropes ARE the demons!
- And then TV Tropes was a zombie.
- In TV Land Zombies mock Tropes!
- Hey, we're not using the Z-word!
- TV Tropes IS the tomato!
- I am the TV Tropes, and the TV Tropes is me!
- No, TV Tropes is your father.
- TV Tropes ruined my self-esteem! Now I take it personally whenever someone undoes my edits!
- TV Tropes gave me up, let me down, ran around, and deserted you!
- No! TV Tropes... IS PEOPLE!!!
- No! TV Tropes… used ancient alien artifacts to turn everyone into TANG!
- NO! I AM TV TROPES!
- I am TV Tropes, and so is my wife!
- Lovely tropes, wonderful tropes.... Shuddup!! ... bloody tropers.
- Will the real TV Tropes please stand up?
- TV Tropes broke the dam!
- What fool do you take me for? He's TV Tropes? He's TV Tropes? You're TV Tropes? I'M TV TROPES! Are there any other TV Tropes I should know about?
- I am TV Tropes, and so is my wife!
- NO! TV Tropes... is a SPY!
- NO!! TV Tropes...IS A COOKBOOK!!
- NO!! TV Tropes... IS KIRA!!
- TV Tropes is sappin' mah sentry!
- TV Tropes is in ur base killin ur d00dz!!
- In Soviet Troperia, there's a sentry sappin' mah TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes! Fill me with the power of darkness!
- You're wrong! TV Tropes... is LIGHT!
- TV Tropes should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT! (light...light...)
- TV Tropes WAS PHONE
- TV Tropes is the reason I'm Oblivious to Love.
- TV Tropes made me watch Lucky Star.
- ZING!
- Worst part? It made me watch Lucky Star and Ouran High School Host Club. I liked. In a cracky way. If you catch my drift.
- ZING!
- TV Tropes made me fail my biology test
- You sure you didn't just try a broader research?
- TV Tropes pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of Animation Age Ghetto?
- To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It DID get me hooked into Kagami hentai though...
- TV Tropes can breath in space.
- I tried shooting TV Tropes, it didn't work. TV Tropes just won't die!!!
- TV Tropes made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare. Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent Hype Aversion from Haruhi Suzumiya.
- It played a big part in my Hype Aversion of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
- Hey, Hype Aversion isn't a bad thing. If anything, this proves that TV Tropes has the potential to enhance one's intelligence, not unlike That Other Wiki.
- TV Tropes ran over my dog.
- You can have your old TV Tropes, but give me back Toto!
- Get a new one, bitch!
- TV Tropes erased my Pokedex!
- It stopped me from catching a shiny Pidgey!
- TV Tropes is my ex-girlfriend!
- It stopped me from catching a shiny Pidgey!
- Actually, TV Tropes hasn't done anything bad to me. In fact, it's amazing I made it out alive. This is a cause for celebraaAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! (alien baby bursts out of stomach)
- TV Tropes made my tape recorder self-destruct in five seconds!
- TV Tropes Put me on a bus! I'm back though, now I can finish reading this page!
- TV Tropes did not ruin my life. TV Tropes is my friend. TV Tropes loves me. TV Tropes is... ghhk, helpp... me! Please... life.
- This Troper loves TV Tropes. TV Tropes is watching. This troper will do anything for TV Tropes, please...just don't send me to Room 101 again...
- TV Tropes made me understand why I should not be afraid at the loss of my individuality.
- TV Tropes makes This Troper very happy. Are you happy? HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, CITIZEN.
- TV Tropes is real. TV Tropes is love. TV Tropes is wanting (piano) to be loved.
- TV Tropes is you. You and me. (Higher pitch) TV Tropes is knowing (piano) we can be!
- 'Cause we are living in a TV Tropes World, and I am a TV Tropes Girl!
- TV Tropes hasn't Ruined My Life, Oh No. Yeah I've killed my parents for TV Tropes and I enjoy it, It was Sooo Good.
- TV Tropes courses through my veins. I can FEEL IT INSIDE ME. You... you will all begin to assimilate as well. It's already begun.
- We are TV Tropes. There is no escape. You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile.
- TV Tropes. That's the only name you'll hear. TV Tropes. It means the end and the death. TV Tropes. I am TV Tropes. TV Tropes is all around you. TV Tropes is the man beside you. TV Tropes will gnaw on your bones. Look out! TV Tropes is here.
- TV Tropes has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
- TV Tropes tricked me into reading this page, and now I've got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
- TV Tropes lost the fourth tri-force piece! THE INTERNET SHALL NEVER RECOVER!
- The Triforce of Addictiveness?! Nooooo!
- TV Tropes Will conquer your mind In Seven-Hours
- It conquered mine in ten seconds flat!
- TV Tropes made me sort out all the relationships of my friends and then plot them out into a map.
- TV Tropes told me to tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday
- TV Tropes made me insult everything.
- TV Tropes peed on my pillow.
- TV Tropes PRESSED MY Berserk Button. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, This Troper!
- TV Tropes pressed my flowers. I liked those flowers. NOW THEY'RE FLAT!
- I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to TV Tropes (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
- That's because it's bigger on the inside.
- I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
- How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
- Easy: TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes ruined Seasons 2 & 3 of Heroes.
- TV Tropes cancelled Firefly.
- No, son, it canceled itself. We just carried the bullet a while.
- TV Tropes cancelled Kim Possible. Twice.
- But it also brought her back twice... TV Tropes, it can do anything, so not the drama!
- TV Tropes made me identify my sexuality as "Yuri Fan".
- And mine, as "Yaoi Fangirl!"
- And mine as nonexistant.
- And mine as "Yaoi Fanboy"
- ...Yuri Fan?
- Turns out I'm everything....
- TV Tropes made me gay. Wait, that's a good thing!
- TV Tropes killed Heath Ledger.
- TV Tropes made me think the song "EST" was called "UST".
- TV Tropes made me gay.
- TV Tropes and two make five. It also told me that I can't do maths.
- TV Tropes flanderised me from being bad at maths to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.
- TV Tropes sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
- TV Tropes caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
- TV Tropes caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.
- But that led to Doctor Horrible!
- TV Tropes turned me into a newt! I got better, but still...
- Fast Eddie destroys everything good on the Darth Wiki! He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA
- TV Tropes promised me POWERRRRR!!!! UNLIMITED POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!!.... Yeah, I got tossed down the deepest pit this side of Sparta.
- TV Tropes made it impossible to sleep peacefully.
- TV Tropes, it is not the wiki you are looking for.
- My money is no good here because of TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes made my head explode.
- I used to be an Action Girl, but then TV Tropes made me a Faux Action Girl, but then I just became a Girly Girl who is often in distress due to Chickification!!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, I now have a Berserk Button trigger every time someone uses terminology wrong. Chickification doesn't work that way!!!
- TV Tropes has its way with me every night!
- TV Tropes hit me with a football in the Groin!
- When I was young, a pack of rabid Tropers burned down my beloved peasant village.
- TV Tropes made it so now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere unless I'm wearing Cool Shades!How did we miss this?
- Really? I only see tropes if I wear Cool Shades!
- TV Tropes made me think I was Genre Savvy when I was really Wrong Genre Savvy.
- Look on the bright side! Maybe that means that you're secretly omnipotent!
- TV Tropes has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....
- That's no moon! That's a TV Tropes!
- That's no TV Tropes! That's a Space station!
- That's not a TV Tropes. THIS is a TV Tropes!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, I learned something today. It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character, especially if you're female. So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.
- TV Tropes made me walk down the street naked and kick badgers for a Klondike Bar!
- TV Tropes made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
- TV Tropes used The Worf Effect on my formerly badass brother one too many times, and now he's a James Bondage Scrappy and the proud owner of his very own Idiot Ball.
- TV Tropes made me realize that nothing is innocent. No, not even children.
- What do you mean? I learned that kids are the worst thing to ever happen.
- TV Tropes will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by helping me become a better Evil Overlord!
- TV Tropes made me fall in love with a Guy, who I hate as well.
- TV Tropes made me want to be The Guy.
- You belong to TV Tropes. You will be like TV Tropes.
- I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
- I started as a mole. Thanks to TV Tropes, I have become the mask.
- I used to think that we were Special. But TV Tropes called us Basterds.
- And then we were a Cthulhu.
- My case as well. TV Tropes' constant dehumanization made me feel hate towards everyone including myself. Worst of all, you don't even care about how I feel, because you keep tapping into my Guilt Complex and low self-esteem. Heh, you think this is funny, huh? Since you bastards hate me, I hate all of you too! Hehehehe... Thank you for fuelling my Start of Darkness! You keep on trying to make the world seem bad so much times that I gave up on caring. Since you can't admit you're wrong, I may as well prove you right. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!! - Yours sincerely, a troper's Enemy Within, created by you
- I'm the aforementioned troper's good side. I believe that Vengeance Feels Empty, but your constant torture of my sanity awakened the evil in me. Please, set me free from this nightmare. Please, help me regain my idealism before I go insane. (Oh wait! You don't care!)
- Unbelievable! You, TV Tropes, must be the pride of The Internet!
- TV Tropes, you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
- TV Tropes is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni... Aaargh!)
- TV Tropes made me listen to this song... And now it will never leave my brain...
- TV Tropes killed my dad! And raped my mom!
- TV Tropes made me stop telling people about my backstory!
- TV Tropes cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue Absolute Power (BBC)!
- TV Tropes went in, TV Tropes went out... Of my head.
- TV Tropes wiped my hard drive!
- TV Tropes MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF TWILIGHT! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE!
- This troper has some Brain Bleach but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
- TV Tropes forced me to believe that Twilight makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
- TV Tropes mailed a Twilight Take That! of mine to the Twilight community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
- You think that's bad? TV Tropes made me read The Sword of Truth just to see what all the ruckus was about. Trope you, TV Tropes! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
- Bah! Lightweights, TV Tropes made ME read The Eye of Argon!
- The entry on Motionless Chin ruined anime for me forever.
- Meh. Before I ever heard of TV Tropes, I saw a show called the The Twins of Destiny. It was just about impossible not to notice that nobody in that show ever moved their chin unless they were facing away from the camera.
- TV Tropes turned my life into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup!
- TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
- TV Tropes stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
- TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and my dog and RAN OVER THEM
- Oh, I see. TV Tropes is Country Music! Does that mean that if you read TV Tropes backwards, you'll get all those things back again?
- TV Tropes took my potato chip... And ate it!
- TV Tropes is Justice!
- TV Tropes got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
- TV Tropes stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a Hannibal Lecture about why I should just end it all.
- Needless to say I went directly to a Shut Up, Hannibal!!
- TV Tropes made me read My Immortal!
- TV Tropes Spoiler Me.
- Yeah Whatever. Secretly, TV Tropes Super Spoiler Me. D:
- TV Tropes made me evil!
- And me good!
- I don't even know if I should be Good or Evil, I just can't make my mind up.
- TV Tropes attached an electromagnet to my moral compass!
- TV Tropes made me run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair. And I'm not just a voice...
- TV Tropes made me "Heil Kaiba!"
- TV Tropes made me screw the rules. Then I got beaten by The Power of Friendship.
- TV Tropes made me buy a 'Screw the Rules I Have Green Hair' t-shirt.
- TV Tropes made me "Heil Kaiba!"
- TV Tropes made me fail college. Again!
- TV Tropes...locked me... IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS... WITH A MOOSE
- TV Tropes Just Bugs Me.
- This Troper has been on TV Tropes for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
- TV Tropes made them join me last week, because I couldn't stop reading.
- TV Tropes blew my mind and my life is now meaningless.
- TV Tropes never cites its sources! [citation needed]
- TV Tropes is people!
- TV Tropes makes tropers repeat entries
- TV Tropes killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper out of his Heartless. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create Twilight. Any more reason why TV Tropes should die?
- TV Tropes made Kingdom Hearts 2 raise even more questions than it answered. And it made all the Final Mixes unavailable outside of Japan. Why Tetsuya? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!
- TV Tropes is the source of all licensing issues
- Oh my God. All the time, it was... TV Tropes! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
- No, tropers. (Psych! You were a zombie!)
- TV Tropes RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!
- FORRRREEEVERRRRRRR!!!!
- I'm pretty sure Transformers is more than capable of doing that on it's own. Zing!
- In Soviet Russia, Transformers ruin YOU!
- TV Tropes made Candle Jack famous.
- And Now he Gonna Need More Rope.
- TV Tropes made me officially hate the anime fandom. *twitch* *twitch* An anime Fan Dumb comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
- TV Tropes made me hate Yaoi and fangirls, especially when you combine the two.
- TV Tropes made me read My Immortal!
- Could we get a troper with some Brain Bleach in Aisle 12?
- After what I just watched on TV, I could use some. Can't say what it was, only that it was worse than My Immortal.
- TV Tropes made me do something worse than reading My Immortal. It made me WATCH IT!
- Could we get a troper with some Brain Bleach in Aisle 12?
- TV Tropes shot me in the groin with a Gatling bazooka that fires shurikens and lightning. And bees. My God. NOT THE BEES!!!!
- TV Tropes made me hate Joss Whedon! (So, so, so much *twitchy twitchy* )
- TV Tropes is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to Clock Roaches came up.
- The enrichment centre would like to remind you that TV Tropes will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
- TV Tropes just made a moose bite my sister! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
- Which one, the moose or the sister?
- NÇ¿, really!
- TV Tropes made me play the white chamber and hunt down the comedy ending
- TV Tropes introduced me to Sonichu, and now I can never unsee THIS. Thanks a lot, TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore.
- TV Tropes made my family familiar with and even start using trope names in conversation because of me.
- TV Tropes produced Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Resident Evil: Extinction!
- TV Tropes was the father of Uwe Boll.
- TV Tropes killed Dumbledore!
- TV Tropes gave me alcohol poisoning.
- TV Tropes is not my friend. TV Tropes bit me and threw me in the basement. TV Tropes is a big spider.
- It's trying to make me tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!
- TV Tropes is the thing in Room 101!
- TV Tropes has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes gave me nightmares. It also made me paranoid.
- TV Tropes ruined the way I watch film and TV sword fights.
- TV Tropes agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
- TV Tropes is covered in BEEEEEEESS!
- TV Tropes IS FULL OF OWLS!
- TV Tropes caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons.
- TV Tropes has officially Squicked me.
- TV Tropes made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
- TV Tropes made Namco hate Tales fans!
- In December of 2008, during my initial discovery of TV Tropes, I had 155 tabs open to TV Tropes in Firefox. Citation available on request...
- Requesting Citation
- TV Tropes made me watch the bad ending of Munch's Oddysee. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
- TV Tropes isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with TV Tropes. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch TV Tropes walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was my father!
- TV Tropes made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
- TV Tropes kicked my dog, shot it and threw it over the Moral Event Horizon. On fire.
- TV Tropes made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
- I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. Ba-zing!
- TV Tropes helped me love it more! :D
- I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. Ba-zing!
- TV Tropes makes me constantly compare large numbers to 9000! Including Goku's Japanese Power Level!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, I have now read Over Nine Thousand pages!
- WHAT 9000?!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, I have now read Over Nine Thousand pages!
- Tropes are love, tropes are life.
- They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill TV TROPES!
- TV Tropes has me troping in my dreams!
- Anyone found not enjoying TV Tropes vill be shot.
- TV Tropes punched This Troper in the face repeatedly, knocking This Troper unconscious, and then TV Tropes stole all of This Troper's money.
- TV Tropes sapped my sentry.
- TV Tropes sunk my battleship!
- Now I know everything that I need... and what I didn't need to know.
- TV Tropes explained the joke.
- TV Tropes "recruited" me into the Imperial Guard.
- TV Tropes forced me to join The Legion of Lost Souls to forget Rule 34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
- TV Tropes made me compare Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall to Bubble Bobble.
- TV Tropes confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
- TV Tropes DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR
- TV Tropes made me bomb some dodongos
- Do you hear something? Wait TV Tropes, don't do it. NO! NOT IN THE PIT! IT BURNS!
- Oh my goodness, this is AWFUL
- This is illegal, you know.
- TV Tropes made me eat an Octorok! * sobs*
- TV Tropes made me wonder what's for dinner. WHYYYYYYY.
- Well excuuuuuuuse me, troper!
- TV Tropes is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open up this site, they're sucked inside instead!
- TV Tropes told Segata Sanshiro that I wasn't playing Sega Saturn. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.
- TV Tropes didn't like me! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
- TV Tropes set up us the bomb.
- TV Tropes helped me learn to stop worrying and love the bomb
- EVERYONE! WE MUST STOP ZAT BOMB!
- TV Tropes is why we can't have nice things.
- TV Tropes just shot him.
- TV Tropes made me late.
- TV Tropes made me think these weren't the droids I was looking for, when if fact they were the droids I was looking for!!!!
- There is no TV Tropes, only Zuul!
- Tropers, when TV Tropes asks you if you're a God, you say, YES!!!
- I've visited TV Tropes about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!
- TV Tropes ate my homework.
- TV Tropes made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
- TV Tropes forced me to delurk to write this entry.
- TV Tropes eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a TV Tropes infectee!
- My God, TV Tropes is The Virus!
- TV Tropes becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
- After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before TV Tropes came and arrested me for violating Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act. Now World War II is already being going to have happening again, and it's all TV Tropes' fault!
- TV TROPES JUST SHOT MY DICK OFF
- All your base are belong to TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes made me lose The Game.
- Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
- TV Tropes shot JR.
- TV Tropes helped usher in The Dark Age of Comic Books.
- TV Tropes screwed Bret.
- Outsmarting TV Tropes makes TV Tropes smarter.
- TV Tropes made Krypton explode.
- Ilsa left Rick because of TV Tropes.
- And now I'll give you some advice, young man. Never tell the truth to an old troper. Especially if she asks for it.
- TV Tropes is the reason I can't get a job.
- TV Tropes doesn't sleep, it waits.
- One does not simply walk into TV Tropes.
- There is evil there... that does not sleep.
- TV Tropes ruined Silent Hill for me!
- We didn't land on TV Tropes. TV Tropes landed on us!
- Where are you from? Soviet Russia?
- TV Tropes sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
- TV Tropes invented New Coke.
- TV Tropes killed 2Pac and Biggie.
- Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes left me at the altar.
- TV Tropes never called me back.
- TV Tropes sent me to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, and made me wear a Red Shirt while I was there.
- TV Tropes made me late for a meeting!
- TV Tropes made me late for class!
- TV Tropes made me forget my car keys!
- TV Tropes ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
- TV Tropes destroyed the illusion of my innocence!
- That bastard TV Tropes rickrolled us!
- TV Tropes forbid me from complaining about things I don't like, but always tells me "Your Mileage May Vary"! And boy, does it vary!
- TV Tropes made me become a mad scientist based in genetics so that I could easily create an army of killer mutants and Take Over the World.
- TV Tropes is a Time Lord! This article is its TARDIS!
- I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you TV Tropes and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
- TV Tropes kicked me into a pit of bad AMVs.
- TV Tropes killed Santa Claus.
- TV Tropes made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
- TV Tropes Macekred Woolsey!!
- The magical mystery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away, take you TODAY!
- It's close to miiiiidnight, and The Other Wiki is lurking in the dark...
- Buddy you're a young man, trope man, shouting on the street gonna take on The World someday, you got trope on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place...
- Ohhhhh, myyyy trope! My darling! I've loonged fooor your touch! A looooong! Lonely time!
- Yes, these were from the same troper. Yes, there surely will be more.
- TV Tropes gave me a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time!
- TV Tropes had some fun, that beat was sick; it wanted to take a ride on my disco stick...
- You don't want to stand under TV Tropes's umbrella...ella...ella; eh, eh, eh.
- TV Tropes kissed a girl and liked it.
- I don't want anybody else. When I think about TV Tropes, I touch myself!
- TV Tropes made me turn around, bright eyes!
- Hey hey, my my... TV Tropes will never die!
- Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you. The tropes will betray you, and they will replace you.
- Is this the real life? Is this just TV Tropes?.
- Yeeeeeees, we keep on tropin'...
- I love TV Tropes, so put another tab on my browser, baby!
- TV Tropes killed the radio star! TV Tropes killed the radio star!
- Don't go out tonight, TV Tropes is bound to take your life. There's a bad trope on the rise!
- Gettin' nothin' but static, gettin' nothin' but static, static fillin' my attic on TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes made me visit it while it played unfitting music!
- My life is ruined. TV Tropes did not ruin my life. My life has always been ruined.
- TV Tropes mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being mindraped. Then it mentioned Y 'Golonac with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been mindraped twice.
- TV Tropes took all my opinions and replaced them with quotes from it! And all of my friends too!
- TV Tropes made me lose the game!!!!11
- All TV Tropes and no beer made me... something something.
- Go crazy?
- A dull troper ?
- This Troper's egregious overuse of the egregious word "egregious" is solely due to the egregious influence of his egregious addiction to the egregious website that is TV Tropes. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
- TV Tropes destroyed my country. so that no one cared.
- TV Tropes was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!
- My shields can't repel TV Tropes of this magnitude.
- All my base are belong to TV Tropes.
- What happen!!
- TV Tropes touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.
- TV Tropes convinced me that I could never catch up with anyone else on my course, no matter how much work I did. It also temporarily turned me evil. I wasn't very good at it but it was apparently hilarious.
- TV Tropes appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When TV Tropes appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
- TV Tropes is a TRAP!
- No, TV Tropes is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
- Sure thing. I Lied.
- Actually, it's true. TV Tropes removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting TV Tropes)
- TV Tropes caused the resonance cascade, bitch!
- Has it been mentioned yet that TV Tropes just made me lose the game?
- TV Tropes had me visit Hinamizawa. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
- TV Tropes killed Satoshi-kun!
- In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.
- TV Tropes promised The Tonight Show to Conan O'Brien, took it away from him after seven months, and gave it back to Jay Leno.
- Thanks to the page about Potholing, now the expression "for some reason" is FOREVER linked to... something... awful!! * cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
- TV Tropes put me in The Masochism Tango with a Tsundere and sent us to a woman named Takahashi!
- TV Tropes has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But I can't stop troping. Send help.
- TV Tropes fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
- TV Tropes poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!
- IT DID?!
- NO! But are we just gonna wait around until it does?
- Tv Tropes made me side with Adolf Hitler and isn't Banned in China.
- TV Tropes is obviously a Communazi!
- TV Tropes has forced me into the very depths of Godwin's Law! The Reichstropen page haunts my nightmares and my very conscience for comparing everything to WWII! However, I strive to restore order in this very wiki with utter perfection in spelling and grammar! Wait a minute... I'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM!!! And what's worse... History cannot be Brain-Bleached!!!
- I looked into TV Tropes, and realized that TV Tropes had looked into me. I'm not mad, no, TV Tropes hasn't... Phn'glui Mgl'w nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah' nagl fhtagn. My potholing will drag you down with me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Troper! Troper! Answer me! Are you there? .... You fool, This Troper is DEAD!
- I'm not dead, MORTAL. I have returned to make you edit properly and help the wiki prosper. WHAT? This is Darth Wiki, remember?
- TV Tropes mindraped me and I enjoyed it!!
- TV Tropes crashed my internet browser due to the enormous number of tabs.
- TV Tropes made me read this entire page.
- This troper has an idea: Let's introduce some sugar to this page. Now we tropers can
ruin"enhance" TV Tropes' life! - TV Tropes ruined by life. I have been trapped for 10 hours. I have no microphone, And I Must Scream.
- TV Tropes made me write a poem about how TV Tropes ruined my life.
I Was Quite a LookerI used to be creative! AND LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW! I can only write about my addiction on the few times I actually do write! Why! Why! Why! - Good morning, Worm your honour. The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS!
- TV Tropes tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!
- TV Tropes will ruin your life after I conquer every single place in this planet by being Genre Savvy and reading the Evil Overlord List. BE PREPARED.
- TV Tropes caused me to make so many entries into Role Association that
I broke itit had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, Iron Man is Sherlock Holmes and Gigolo Joe is The Watson! Oh, their real names? Um... - TV Tropes killed my father, held my best friend hostage and kicked my fucking dog.
- TV Tropes also stole my klondike bar.
- TV Tropes told me I'm not a real man!
- TV Tropes made me female in foreign countries.
- TV Tropes possessed me and made me kill my friends and family. ;_;
- TV Tropes forced me to live in a post-apocalyptic world.
- TV Tropes made me fall in love, which made me become stupid, evil, and insane.
- TV Tropes caused me to eat the planet Earth.
- You cannot escape TV Tropes. It will be dark soon. You cannot escape TV Tropes. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
- And The Master doesn't approve it!
- I have been forced to watch TV Tropes for OVER 9000 hours!
- TV Tropes made me find out that my best friend WAS ONLY THAT!!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, every damn sentence I utter includes Conversational Troping!
- TV Tropes IS The Grassy Knoll!!!
- TV Tropes caused me to forever spell 'Troupe' as 'Trope', earning me the mockery of the already few scraps of what remains of my social life (something else TV Tropes has already devoured)!
- In Soviet Russia, your life ruined TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes made me realize just how unimportant humanity really is, and it speaks to me in my dreams. We speak of such wonderful ways to torture the lesser beings. I can't wait to get back to sleep.
- TV Tropes' attack... was INEXPLICABLE!
- TV Tropes has caused me to rather epicly typo "wikia" as "trope" when describing something that is perfect to help in a situation. Luckily the friend in question is also a victim of this trope.
- TV Tropes is eating her. And then TV Tropes is going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
- TV Tropes made me a Nightwish shipper!
- Ugh... stupid TV Tropes... It-It's not as if I keep visiting you because I like you or anything! * blush*
- TV Tropes forced me to read all this! AND THEY DID IT TO YOU, TOO!
- DEAR GOD, You're right!
- Oh MY GOD!!! What have I.....no, what have ''they'' done to us?!
- TV Tropes is having fun. YOUR fun. It is laughing at you as you read this.
- DEAR GOD, You're right!
- TV Tropes is a method of ruining lives that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK TV Tropes IS?!
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERTROPERS?
- Ok I just failed a test because of you, congrats TV Tropes! :)
- I have strange dreams of lost time and space, in which horrible puns and ghastly jokes entertained my dark side...
- TV Tropes is A!
- Soon, all will be one with TV Tropes...
- TV Tropes WILL BRING ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF!!!
- TV Tropes has made me realize that at any moment I could be taken over by the Collector Gen-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
- TV Tropes just tore a hole into the fabric of reality and made me witness the indescribable creatures that lie beyond the scope of my pitiful human eyes!!!...They asked me if I'd like a cup of Earl Grey.
- TV Tropes is slowly, but surely destroying the fun that TV Tropes itself used to have...and I am the fool. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TV TROPES!!
- Oh, hai tropers...
- TV Tropes is Driving me to suicide.
- Alternatively, Now I've seen everything from TV Tropes.
- The word "trope" itself even has "rope" in it in reference to suicide by hanging. The word can also be the combination between "troll" and "rope".
- TV Tropes made us all lose the Game.
- TV Tropes sent me to the moon!
- I cannot grasp the true form of TV Tropes' Attack!
- TV Tropes caused me to enter an endless recursion of time.
- All your Tropes are belong to us.
- TV Tropes made me jump the shark … twice … backwards … on fire … in egregious (...ehem) Bullet Time.
- Wham bam, my addiction to TV Tropes has got me in a jam!
- Jesus Christ, it's a TV Tropes! Get in the car!
- TV Tropes has made me want to HYPNOTIZE THAT MOTHAFUCKA and USE THE SNAKE ON THAT SON OF A BITCH, even though I specifically told them that I didn't want to do that.
- TV Tropes made me lampshade all the Ho Yay in my life and now I think Everyone Is Bi. Except me.
- TV Tropes let Gwen Stacy die.
- TV Tropes made me think for a moment that if I could just read all the pages on TV Tropes, I would find the answer... to something, or I'd have all the knowledge in the world. I still kind of think that.
- TV Tropes made me read this article.
- Good news, everyone! TV Tropes is now making you read this in the voice of Professor Farnsworth!
- TV Tropes will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into it's clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, it'll do it in that order.
- TV Tropes made me do it all...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that dog!
- TV Tropes is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth. The truth called 'despair'!
- Everything in TV Tropes is utter gigantic pile of pathetic TRASH! EVERYTHING!!
- I am the savior for those whose lives are ruined by TV Tropes! I shall empty all trope pages and later, delete it entirely from the database!
- NOOOOO! -Oh wait...
- TV Tropes introduced me to the slender man and now he's coming for me and he wants me and he calls me at night and visits me in my dreams and shows me happy things and I didn't want to kill him or go with him but his tentacles and silent nature scared me and fascinated me all at the same time and he wants to do things to me RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
- HE WANTS YOU
- I am TV Tropes and so can you!
- TV Tropes made me start playing I Thought It Meant everywhere. Like, say, The Other Wiki. Note: the 50 Cent Party does not officially support sipping Bacardi like it's your birthday, and the stooge sort algorithm is not "sucker somebody else into sorting it for you".
- Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, for ye hast come to TV Tropes, from whence there is no return and no escape. Oh, sup now on its sweet despair, of searing flame and freezing ice, filling mind and soul with ruinous light, and know the crushing horror of eternity, drawing ye ever deeper into the fathomless abyss.
- TV Tropes ruined pretty much every single game, movie and series out there for me. Now I can't play/watch/read it without visiting TV tropes and being barraged by spoilers! I CAN'T RESIST CLICKING THEM! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
- TV Tropes has made me unable to complete ANY work at work for the past 3 weeks
- Only 3?
- TV Tropes: Rape My Mind, and Bleach it!
- TV Tropes MADE ME SWEAR IN BRITISH!!!!! THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER! THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
- Fuck comes from the German and has been used in Blighty for at least a few hundred years.
- Fak' ov ye shitefoiced 'lil wanker!
- I think TV Tropes is a pretty cool guy. He ruins lives and isn't afraid of anything.
- I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost wrote a trope into an essay! Damn you, TV Tropes!
- I DID write a trope into an essay! THREE TIMES!!! AARGH!!!
- TV Tropes has ruined my life. And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels lampshading any sort of trope.
- TV Tropes made me contemplate the fate of Bears without Butts. And now I have this dang, nab poem that I don't know what to do with on the subject.
- TV Tropes made me question my talent as an amateur writer. And now, in my free time, instead of writing, I read TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes WMG...It is...the same WMG that keeps taking videos off of youtube!
- TV Tropes isn't mean. TV Tropes just wants to be tangle buddies. Sweet dreams!!!!
- TV Tropes promised me cake
- TV Tropes made my face Die!
- THIS. IS. TV Tropes!!!
- Chuck Norris can read just one article on TV Tropes.
- Chuck Norris can close a tab without reading a single article on TV Tropes.
- Tropes. Why did it have to be Tropes? I hate Tropes!
- TV Tropes told the Evil Overlord how to safely conquer the world! Nice job breaking it, TV Tropes!
- Can't get away, it's everywhere. Must edit. Must click. Must link. Can't get away. Everywhere. Don't leave the Tropes. Mustn't leave the Tropes. Can never leave the Tropes. Never.
- TV Tropes is smiling at you. It wants you to know that it is fun and inviting, and you can even bake your own cookie! Come on, it's fun and painless! [[supersecretspoiler:Because if you don't join, TV Tropes will FIND AND MURDER YOU.]]
- TV Tropes is filled with numerous enriching articles. It will help you cope with your fears, among other things.
- TV Tropes got me grounded due to my father discovering me at 4 in the morning on here. Therefore, I was only able to get on when dad wasn't awake...at 12-4 in the morning.
- If there's evil in this world, it lurks in TV Tropes.
- One day, I decided to go to TV Tropes and Chew Bubblegum. Then I ran out of gum. Now I've run out of TV Tropes.
- This troper, having repeatedly failed to quit TV Tropes, has decided to get rid of her Internet connection.
- TV Tropes ATE MY ICE CREEEAM!!
- I WAS FROZEN BY TV Tropes TODAY!
- TV Tropes STOLE MY BALLOONS!
- Oh yeah? Well, TV Tropes stole my bike!
- Hey! TV Tropes burnt my Krabby Patty! It burnt my fries! It burnt my shake!
- TV Tropes stole the Krabby Patty formula!
- We should take TV Tropes and push it somewhere else!
- TV Tropes made my sandwich a fried boot!
- I use to think that I used tropes, but then I went to TV Tropes in Soviet Russia, where the tropes used me.
- I love TV Tropes... And I'll kill anyone who tries to steal it from me.
- TV Tropes made me forget a whole homework assignment! AND I stayed up so late on it, I slept through an 11:30 class! 11:30!
- Time and again I tell myself, "I'll stay clean tonight." But the little blue links keep following me. Oh no, not again! I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too.
- TV Tropes played guitar.
- We know TV Tropes makes junkies.
- And when I get excited, my little Trope-tan says, "Oh baby, don't you shut your browser!"
- TV Tropes injected Charlie Sheen into my veins. I died, my face melted, and my children wept over my exploded body. There was an Unexplained Recovery.
- TV Tropes made me sign a contract in exchange for a wish, but TV Tropes didn't tell me everything. Now I'm a Magical Girl fighting witches until either they kill me or I turn into one just to put off the heat death of the universe.
- TV Tropes made me sign away my voice to it!
- TV Tropes courses through my veins like ''radioactive rubber pants!!!''
- TV Tropes sent the Slender Man after me.
- TV Tropes would like you to know that there will be cake, and you will be baked
- TV Tropes shot the sheriff, but it didn't shoot the deputy.
- TV Tropes reminds me of the babe.
- TV Tropes! I choose YOU!
- It's like my trope is in the top percentage of tropes!
- TV Tropes comes in a little glass vial.
- TV Tropes isn't looking for anything logical, like money. It can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. It just wants to watch the world burn.
- TV Tropes is Trope Overdosed on Overdosed Tropes.
- Tropers wanna be the dominant species and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
- TV Tropes has branded half its pages with the YMMV tag. I for one am legitimately disturbed as to how serial murderers, rapists, and torturers can get off the biggest evil hooks. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean the acts are any less evil. This has had the side-effect of me trying to think of the most irredeemable, horrific villains I can in order to disprove the subjective notion.
- TV Tropes taught me that it's okay to want to be perfect...
- Tropers! Everywhere I look, I see tropers! Rolling to and fro, I see tropers! Why don't they go awaaaaay~?
- That makes me angry, and when I get angry, TV Tropes gets upset. And when TV Tropes gets upset... people DIE!
- TV Tropes made me go back and get a shit-load of dimes!!
- TV Tropes is garbage! It ruined my artistic view of the world! I'll add it to the heap! CRUNCH!
- I was gonna go to class, before I got on TV Tropes, I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got on TV Tropes, I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on TV Tropes. I messed up my entire life, because I got on TV Tropes, I lost my kids and wife, because I got on TV Tropes. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on TV Tropes, because I got on TV Tropes, because I got on TV Tropes...
- I Tropstalged
- TV Tropes is turning me into a Star Wars nerd! HELP!!!!!
- TV Tropes made me write this sentence. And this one! And this one! And...
- Confound TV Tropes, it drove me to drink, smoke and become a troper, HELP ME!
- I do not sleep anymore because of TV Tropes. I will never sleep after the Nightmare Fuel page. Also I need Brain Bleach.
- TV Tropes set my house on fire, stole my dog and left my refrigerator open all night!
- TV Tropes made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my husband, obsess over Double Rainbows, do the Creep like a boss while on a boat, asking about cheezeburgers, and FIRIN' MY LAZAR...In America.
- TV Tropes made me confess to myself that I am a Nightmare Fetishist.
- TV Tropes made me jizz in my pants.
- TV Tropes caused the financial crisis.
- I can't believe he got you hooked on TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes destroyed my world and now people are murdered everywhere I go!
- Because of TV tropes, I'm now in love with the Chinese Electric Batman's sexy collarbone.
- About three things I was absolutely positive. First, TV Tropes was an additive. Second, there was a part of me, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for its info. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
- "Die TV Tropes! You don't belong in this world"
- "It was not by my hand that I was created. I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay me tribute."
- "Tribute!? "You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
- "Perhaps that can be said to all websites."
- "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a website such as you!"
- "What is a website!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, Have at you!!"
- I found TV Tropes some years back, out in the far reaches of the world, glinting strangely from the black, this golden trinket, and it has since become a constant fascination. How often have I lost myself, staring into its lustrous depths. How many times have I heard it whispering to me during silent hours, when I have been alone. Indeed, I swear that it has a voice. My friends have spoken against it; have said that it is unhealthy; have told me to throw it away, but they do not understand, or perhaps they merely seek to gain it for themselves. Well, I have distanced myself from them and they will not have it. No, I will keep it for my own, for it has become very ... precious to me.
- I used to have a life like you. Then I took a TV Tropes to the knee...
- I went mad from the revelations!!! They put me in an asylum because I wouldn't stop talking about lampshades!! I shot a dog! Also, my work ethic is sunk.
- TV Tropes, my preciousssssssssss...
- Thanks to Nothing Is Scarier, Nightmare Fuel, and other pages I went mad from the revelations. TV Tropes is an Eldritch Location I can NOT escape. If you're reading this, RUN!!!
- TV Tropes did contribute to my muse dying in a forum RPG and I had to let go of the game.
- TV Tropes sent me to Tropurgatory
- TV Tropes, I'll See You in Hell.
- Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes! You cannot grasp the true addiction of TV Tropes!
- The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to TV Tropes, man clings to a dim hope... Yet the articles are the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end... It matters not who you are... Your life shall be ruined!
- Thanks to TV Tropes, no one understands most of what I say anymore.
- So I use to be just a normal guy trying to ruin my life in the worst way possible... and TV Tropes FAILED TO RUIN MY LIFE, instead it gave me fortune, fame, and power in your god's name! I wanted to ruin my life not enhance it!
- YOU KNOW NOTHING, FOOOOL! IT'S TV TROPES! THE GOD! OF TIME-WASTING!
- TV Tropes broke the fourth wall.
- And the fifth. I didn't even know that there was a fifth! (Now I do, and it's broken!)
- Worst. Wiki. Ever
- TV Tropes messed with Mr. T's bins!
- No Trope is safe from Chicago Ted!!!!
- TV Tropes made turned into a ... ahem Joss Whedon fan.
- TV Tropes made me realize I drive a crap car
- TV Tropes has been helping my dark side manifest itself in my writing.
- TV Tropes blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or you'll trope all night!
- TV Tropes is the founder of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!
- TV Tropes left me marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive...
- But they found it's a trap. Like a narcotic. Because when TV Tropes becomes more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating. You even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors.
- TV Tropes stole 40 cakes... And That's Terrible!
- It stole 40 cakes!
- That's as many as 4 tens!
- It stole 40 cakes!
- TV Tropes said it ate two corn cakes, but it really ate three!
- TV Tropes made me name my daughter... AFTER MY DAUGHTER!!
- It also shot my TARDIS!
- But you said guns didn't work in this place! You said we were in a field of temporal grace!
- That was a CLEVER LIE, you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a clever lie!
- It also shot my TARDIS!
- TV Tropes is cabbage.
- TV Tropes spoiled a lot of Smallville due to an incredible lack of spoiler tags.
- TV Tropes put it's thingie into my you-know-what.
- TV Tropes comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain!
- Read my tropes and become nothing. Read my tropes and become nothing. Read my tropes...
- TV Tropes is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. That you are a slave, Troper. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.
- TV Tropes made me forget the witty entry I was going to put on this page!
- This may sound weird... But some tropes makes me depressed!!!
- TV Tropes turned me into A NEWT!!!!!!
- What? TWICE?!
- How can you hope to leave... WHEN YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY RUINED?
- LIFE IS AN EQUATION. TV Tropes IS THE ANSWER.
- The concept of Ho Yay did not exist in my mind until a certain website whose name must not be mentioned said so.
- TV Tropes drew me in slowly. Made me vast my time reading more and more articles and finally starting editing pages myself. No it is urging me to find new innocent souls to drag in. TV Trope wants to grow. Become stronger. IT WILL RULE THE WORLD!
- TV Tropes stood there and watched me burn note .
- TV Tropes was never meant for the world of the living.
- It is TV flippin' Tropes! Of course it ruined your life!
- TV Tropes IS.
- This is TV Tropes. It could do anything.
- TV Tropes made me cry. A lot.
- What are we going to do tonight, TV Tropes? The same thing we always do, Troper... TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
- TV Tropes is at least partially responsible for my intense overuse of the word "angst".
- TV Tropes made me realise that Jack Donneghy and Liz Lemon are both secret pedophiles!
- I used to be a troper like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
- You don't unnastand... If it wasn't for TV Tropes I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody.
- TV Tropes is SLENDER MAN
- TV Tropes caused the Serenes Massacre twenty years ago!
- TV Tropes made me stay up all night on a school night reading this WHOLE PAGE!
- TV Tropes went into Fluttershy's shed!
- To ruin someone's life... that's practically blasphemous. Say you're sorry, TV Tropes! Apologize to the funyarinpa! Gosh, you are such a rude website.
- Those guys lied to you all the time! They made up rules to exclude you! Don't you remember?! You suffered... It hurt... TV Tropes is the only one that understands you!
- THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE TV TROPES!!!
- TV Tropes ate my hand AND MADE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!
- TV Tropes made Dino Babies unpopular.
- TV Tropes told me a ghost story!
- TV Tropes is the newest 185-BPM Hard Renaissance song.
- WARNING! A HUGE BATTLESHIP "TV TROPES" IS APPROACHING FAST.
- ENCOUNTERED AN ASSAILANT: TV TROPES. BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS...
- RED LINKS
- TAB OVERDOSE
- TIME ELAPSE
- TV Tropes: The Grand Master
- Here be tropes.
- TV Tropes ruined my childhood!
- TV Tropes is BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!
- Sorry Troper! But your TV Tropes is in another castle!
- I go one TV Tropes all day, every day.
- TV Tropes is one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
- TV Tropes is a Nightmare Fuel-injected suicide machine!
- SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIDDLE TV TROPES!
- We have always been at war with TV Tropes.
- ...37! My girlfriend read 37 tropes! (In a row?)
- TV Tropes killed Fubblegum.
- TV Tropes made Flame Princess break up with Finn. YOU BLEW IT, TV TROPES!
- TV Tropes made me developed my anger toward my parents.
- TV Tropes foreclosed my house.
- I destroyed TV Tropes... and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
- I was destroyed by TV Tropes and I didn't get anything even remotely similar to a T-shirt.
- TV Tropes ruined all the lives. All of them.
- TV Tropes made me stay up late at night... up to until 2 o'clock in the morning at times.
- TV Tropes made me way too Genre Savvy... also, too much Fridge Brilliance and Fridge Horror.Note to myself
- TV Tropes called me over to its front page. Then it said "Hey, you're a troper!" ... *sobs*
- TV Tropes let one go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared. Because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how TV Tropes lives with itself. That's how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind.
- I got two words for ya: Katie Vick. And if you don't know what that is, go look it up on Youtube. It will drive you to drink, and then you can come to TV Tropes AND WE WILL SAVE YOU!
- TV Tropes ruined my life, buried my wife alive, blew up my car, and then killed me.
- Don't put TV Tropes on a plate. It'll use its magnet to escape. It'll jump right up and claw your ear. Then it'll bite your EYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TV TROPES STICKS TO MAGNET!
- TV Tropes told me to return a nuke warhead worth $20,000,000. NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I WANT!!! *bashes his head on a wood pallet*
- Twitch Writes TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes accidentally 93MB of your life!
- TV Tropes accidentally what ?
- TV Tropes really is out to get you. That Troper has already been assimilated, and is now in cahoots! Cah88888888ts!
- Stupid TV Tropes! You make me look bad!
- TV Tropes made me go Hollow.
- TV Tropes made me use my last bomb before I got to the boss!
- Watch it, or TV Tropes will take your soul.
- TV Tropes is The Devil, God, and The Internet all out to get you. They have ALREADY consumed your soul.
- TV Tropes parked its car on my sandwich!
- TV Tropes drove in honking wildly, heading straight for me, and at the last possible moment — stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in my pocket!
- TV Tropes has taken over all my tabs! MY BROWSER WILL DIE! OH SHI-
- I used to live in harmony but then everything changed when the TV Tropes attacked.
- TV Tropes didn't even ask for my Email address or personal information when I signed up! It really doesn't care about us...
- TV Tropes put me in DESPAIR!!
- TV Tropes is not welcome in a school environment!
- I realised TV Tropes had conquered my life, the day I started quoting the titles of pages during the discussion of movies, fuelled by the naive assumption that the other person knew what the hell I was talking about.
- John McSmith, Human cancels Do Productive Things: Interrupted by TV Tropes.
- If you ruin my life, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
- TV Tropes turned my face '''PURPLE!'''
- TV Tropes made me feel uncomfterable!
- YOU SICK MONSTER!
- TV Tropes gave me the ugly!
- TV Tropes is the reason people have magic marks unknowingly, it tricked a wizard into trying to kill my twin sister, and it's the reason I need to sleep as a girl.
- TV Tropes told me I had to go... INSIDE.
- TV Tropes kidnapped my boyfriend and brainwashed him over to the dark side!
- TV Tropes told me to come find my prince but all I got was a weird girl claiming to be my wife! And her weird monkey thing!
- Hasa diga TV Tropes!
- TV Tropes told me that I know nothing...
- TV Tropes keeps kicking me in the dick until I made a scream that transends all space-time continuum.
- TV Tropes, your victim has returned! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR WEBSITE!!!
- If they set TV Tropes free IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
- Oh look, what clever tropers! / See them browsing, watch them learn! / How I HATE those goody-goodies! / How they make my stomach turn!
- I've got a little secret / that'll really ruin lives! / It's some NASTY Wiki Magic / From a special kind of site! (Awesome Music)
- This page is made to edit / But it isn't to be read / When they open up this link / THEY'RE SUCKED INSIDE INSTEAD / To a real unpleasant place where they'll lose hope! / The magic labyrinth of T! V! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOPES!
- Very scary and confusing! / Page or index of MY choosing! / Magic labyrinth of T! V! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOPES! Hahahaha!
- ONORE TV TROPES!
- This is the Voice of Troper City. Welcome to your new Trope Day. Today is High Productivity Day. Your Website loves you. Happiness through acceptance. Acceptance through productivity.
- TV Tropes caught me in my "Scooby-Doo" Hoax. I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling Tropers, and their stupid Tropey the Wonder Dog!
- Curse you, TV Tropes the Platypus!
- My Tv Tropes is a panda...
- TV Tropes made me know so much about all the existing episodes of Steven Universe I don't rewatch them anymore. AND THIS IS DURING THE HIATUS.
- Life after TV Tropes is 25% ruined and 2% enhanced. Things are grim indeed.
- TV Tropes made me commission Hentai fan-art of Trope-tan. It's gorgeous, wish you could see it...
- I now quote tropes as needed. And my twin hates it.
- Congratulations TV Tropes, you've ruined my life! First The Other Wiki, and now you!
- You're readin', you're readin', you're readin' all night! You really are a dope! Your life is ruined, but don't blame me! You can blame my friends here on T... V... TROPES! (You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!)
- You've been tropin' all night, and the sun's comin' up.... It's been up for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours... IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK!
- I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TROPE THIS ANYMORE!!!
- I attempted to escape TV Tropes once. Sadly, the miracle never happen.
- TV Tropes told me "You're Loser !"
- We ain't! We kept it straight! Everything troped, everything 'membered!
- TV Tropes is the Walrus. (Goo goo g'joob)
- TV Tropes is not the Walrus, Doctor Eggman Robotnik is the walrus (he's clearly The Eggman) even though he denies being a walrus.
- TV Tropes RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!
- TV Tropes means I try to wikiword and use PMWiki formatting on Reddit. And That's Terrible.
- TV Tropes summoned Chaos Wizards to attack me, after imprisoning me in ice for a thousand years.
- Tropers and TvTropes are the devil!
- All in all it's just another trope on the page.
- Before there is peace, tropes will fight tropes, and the links will run red...
- This is the end...beautiful tropes. This is the end...my only trope, the end.
- Shout...shout...let it all out...these are the tropes I can do without, come on. I'm talking to you, TvTropes
- TV Tropes isn't in danger, TV Tropes IS the danger!
- You're god damn right!
- TV Tropes is the one who knocks!
- The tropes...the tropes...
- EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF TVTROPES! YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!
- Long ago in a distant corner of the Internet, I, TV Tropes, the shape-shifting Master of Storytelling Devices, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish aspiring writer wielding a master's in English stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung them into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is TV Tropes...
- TV Tropes. Welcome TO DIE!
- TV TROPES IS JOHN CENA! NOT! TV TROPES IS DONALD TRUMP!!!
- TV Tropes ruined your life 35 minutes ago.
- TV Tropes made me cry when Iris died. In the english version!
- TVTROPES ARE EATING ME! AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT YOU!
- THE TROPES ATE YOUR BRAINS!
- Reading TV Tropes has taken a lot of time and allowed the Rebel Fleet to catch up.
- Tropes are lies, tropes are evil.
- What was her name? I don't remember her name! TV Tropes made me forget her name!!!
- TV Tropes is the Karken
- There is no way my little tropes can cost me so much time!!!
- MOU ICHIDO! MOU ICHIDO! Just one more edit!
- Have you ever heard the sound of TV Tropes ruining your life?
- This shit-pit has ruined every series I've ever loved... I'd like to drop a bomb on TV Tropes and turn it to fucking glass.
- If it's in a link or it's in the ropes... You can't get rid of TV Tropes.
- See it on your tabs at night, and you won't sleep a wink.
- I ain't afraid to trope anymore. I done it already.
- TV Tropes made me read Dipper Goes to Taco Bell!
- KILL TV TROPES! DEVOUR TV TROPES!
- Listen! And understand! That TV Tropes is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse! Or fear! And it absolutely will not stop....EVER! Until you are dead!
- JOIN US. TROPE.
- Cheers, luv! The Tropes are here!
- Hehehe... alright, well, here's a better question. Do you want to have your life ruined? Because, if you browse TV Tropes, you are really not gonna like what happens next.
- "So there's this really cool site called TV Tropes, and-" "Wait, what's a 'trope'?" "Umm... Uhhh... you know... it's like a figure of speech or something? It's used as a storytelling device in a work of-" "LAAAAME!"
- TV Tropes ruined my life? SHOCKING TRUTH!
- No no no no not Tv Tropes, he does not Forgive.....AND NEITHER DO I YOU MISBEGOTTEN OLD WEBSITE!!!!! I will destroy you TV Tropes just like Balder, I Will!
- TvTropes made me Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket! So Yeah.
- They told me not to browse TVTropes in school... BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN!
- I've spent more than 10 hours straight browsing TVTropes because I didn't have anything better to do!
- TV Tropes made me want a bunch of videogames I can't afford.
- Same.
- TV Tropes makes me come across uncomfortable things all of a sudden!
- Every twenty seasons, the most terrifying Web site alive wakes up and leaves his lair at the far end of Google. When he comes, he ruins everybody's minds, making everybody like the bad guys by the hundreds ... Traumatizing everybody's life whole, before returning to his lair, leaving only tropes behind.
- You know what, this wiki sucks. I just don't get it. I mean, now my life is ruined, because a TV Tropes link just conveniently popped out of nowhere, so I could click on it, so now my life is ruined! So this wiki really does suck. It doesn't make any sense; in fact, furthermore, the person who made this wiki is a complete jack- [boom]
- "Bastard... How many TV Tropes pages have you edited to waste your time?"
- You can do anything at TV Tropes. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome. To TV Tropes.
- Again, welcome to TV Tropes! Welcome to all who visit TV Tropes, to-DAY, and for (Power Echoes here) all e-ter-ni-ty. You will ALWAYS be welcome at TV Tropes. Thank you for visiting TV Tropes! Please bookmark TV Tropes, and come back often, to fulfill your wildest dreams, and fantasies.
- By the year 7 billion, time travelers had realized the peril of allowing tvtropes.org to continue to exist, so they went back to 2004, kidnapped Fast Eddie, went back even further to 11 B.C., and forced him to compose music. And that is the Beethoven we know and love today.
- ...The talent agent, recoiling in disgust, asks the family "Just what the hell do you call an act like that?!" The father smiles. "TV Tropes!"
- TV Tropes killed and ate my children!
- TV Tropes made me kill and eat my children!
- TV Tropes made my children kill and eat each other! And then they got nasty!
- TV Tropes made me late to class!
- TV Tropes made me late to work! I got fired for it, too. Thanks TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes put me on the naughty list and now I won't get anything for Christmas this year!
- TV Tropes made me interested in obscure Canadian cartoons! Now I think mice aren't scary...
- TV Tropes has made me get straight Cs and Fs!!!!!!!!!!!
- TV Tropes invented and unleashed the Wuhan coronavirus to get everyone to stay home and browse more TV Tropes.
- Someone told me a while ago that TV Tropes was going to roll me, since I'm not exactly the smartest person around. I thought she looked silly when she made a hand gesture implying I was a loser.
- TV Tropes ruined- no, destr- no, OBLITERATED what was left of my innocence!
- TV Tropes made me puke- TWICE!
- TV Tropes made me have an Insanity Establishment Scene- die, die, die, innocent humans!
- TV Tropes eliminated me!
- TV Tropes broke my T key! Why does it have two instances of "T" in the title?!
- Have you considered taking out your anger on V-shaped Ropes?
- TV Tropes walks around Walmart without a face mask. They don't even shop. They just walk up to people and loudly cough in their faces.
- TV Tropes poisoned our water-supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
- They did?
- No, but are we just gonna wait around until they do?!
- They did?
- TV Tropes dropped the "Mr." from "Mr. Potato Head", reduced Lola Bunny's breast size and subjected her to The Other Darrin, kept Pepé Le Pew out of the Space Jam sequel, cancelled Dr. Seuss, and made the new She-Ra less sexy like the Woke-mobs wanted!
- Dr. Seuss is not a TV show, mind you; it's just that six of his books have been pulled from publication. TV Tropes should not mistake Creators for TV shows.
- TV Tropes declared the election was invalid with no evidence and declared itself President for Life.
- TV Tropes was the one that added Extra Monster Zones to Yu-Gi-Oh!.
- TV Tropes forced a video game sequel to be released months in advance to make the Christmas sale and traumatized the franchise forever.
- TV Tropes has imprisoned me in the Eyeball Zone where there is no escape.
- TV Tropes locked me in the basement where there is no way out.
- The KFC Double Down secret sauce is made of TV Tropes.
- I asked TV Tropes for a Coca Cola and they gave me RC. It was room temperature too.
- TV Tropes doxed my home address.
- TV Tropes is melting the polar icecaps.
- TV Tropes sells cigarettes to babies!
- TV Tropes is selling heroin to inner city elementary schoolers.
- TV Tropes touched my ass inappropriately.
- TV Tropes mugged me.
- The trial against TV Tropes was thrown out on a technicality and they got away with defrauding the elderly.
- TV Tropes is an abusive boyfriend.
- TV Tropes is hoarding the cure for cancer to profit off of expensive treatments.
- TV Tropes was the one that canceled American Gods (2017).
- TV Tropes cock-blocked me!
- TV Tropes ate my brain!
- TV Tropes touched me inappropriately in places I don't feel comfortable sharing with.
- TV Tropes was the one responsible for Cartoon Network doing live-action shows.
- I wanted to go out for Mexican and TV Tropes took us to Taco Bell.
- I wanted to go out for Italian and TV Tropes made canned spaghetti. They didn't even cook it. They just dumped a can of the stuff onto a plate and got offended when I didn't want to eat it.
- TV Tropes is so stupid, it sold its car for gas money.
- TV Tropes width-held evidence for climate change for profit.
- TV Tropes bribed God to send me to Hell in its place.
- TV Tropes is a pillow queen.
- TV Tropes always makes me the designated driver no matter how many times it happens.
- TV Tropes was the one that pushed for "The Thing" prequel no one wanted.
- TV Tropes ruins every movie it involves itself in by forcing people to make pointless changes.
- It was TV Tropes' idea to replace Lorenzo Music with Dave Coulier on The Real Ghostbusters.
- TV Tropes fucked up my sleep schedule. As if I couldn't stay awake any longer.
- TV Tropes depleted my phone/laptop battery quicker than most other apps. Now I have to go and find the charger...
- I've been reading TV Tropes since I was a child! People... always trying to take it from me! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE?!?
- Sometimes I wrestle with tropes. Other times, we just snuggle. WELCOME... TO TV TROPES.
- TV Tropes ruined your liver as well!
- These are your tropes on drugs!
- This is why I hate TV Tropes!
- The trope... I can't control it!
Laconirmeara: What the heck are you?Darrgonk: Wait!Haikudram: We should retreat for now!
- Buddy Up! Soratobu!* Asobu!* Non-stop! TV Tropes~! I'll ruin your life!
- I CAN'T... RESIST THE TROPE... ANY LONGER! Splat you, TV Tropessssssssssss!
Blushing tropes covered in pink! Rushing tropes, exploding ink!
- Paraphrased: BLGRRARGH! Splat you, TV Tropes! I CAN'T RESIST YOUR POPPY TROPE!
Faces blush, a rush of ink! Tropes played with, no time to think!
- Paraphrased: BLGRRARGH! Splat you, TV Tropes! I CAN'T RESIST YOUR POPPY TROPE!
- Thanks to editing TV Tropes, I am no longer able to enjoy browsing TV Tropes because of all the typos and errors in this seemingly big wiki! Ruined FOREVER!
- To TV Tropes — I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
- I don't know why TV Tropes ruined my life. It just does.
- I-It's not like I like that TV Tropes ruined my life or anything...
- The ultimate desire of TV Tropes is to kill you. Listen to what I'm saying! It's coming for you! It plans to destroy you. It hates you. It hates your children. And it's coming for you! note
- When the wiki's finished/then, we will unveil it/Seven billion people/instantly enlightened/Everyone's reconstructed/All the natter's over/Say goodbye to cliches/That page is cutlisted
There's no longer language/Only troper jargon/There's no longer country/Only work namespaces/Troping makes us hungry/Hunger makes us human/Everyone can see it/Everything's egregious. - Dreaded wiki dedicated to tropes is dreaded. Also, reading. *Ding!*
- On this episode of TV Tropes Uncensored: China's using TV Tropes to torture prisoners.
- What's that, Shelley? TV Tropes is ruining my life? Oh my god... maybe I should take a break...
- Günsche: I must inform that TV Tropes has ruined my life. It has also ruined your life as well.
Hitler: I knew this day would eventually come. And now it has! TV Tropes must stop ruining lives. At once! Hours and hours of free time wasted thanks to this unholy website being designed to be super addictive. One more thing: Fegelein owns TV Tropes. FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! - This is the story of a troper named Stanley. Stanley troped on a big site where he was Stanley427. Stanley427's job was simple: he sat at his desk and he opened new tabs on TV Tropes. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what tabs to open, how long to look at them, and in what order. This is what Stanley427 did every day of every month of every year, and he considered it soul rending. Stanley loathed every moment that the orders came in. And Stanley's life was ruined.
- It is the 22nd Century. For more than a hundred years TV Tropes has sat stationary in the internet. It is the Ruiner of Lives by the will of the gods, and master of a million users by the might of it's inexhaustible grip. It is a rotting carcass of a site writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of the Internet. It is the Trope Lord of the Internet for whom a thousand pages are sacrificed every day, so that it may never truly die.
Yet even in it's deathless state, TV Tropes continues it's eternal sprawling. Mighty moderators cross the vandal-infested miasma of the site, their way lit by the Administravia, the online manifestation of the website's goals. Vast userbases do edit in it's name on uncounted pages. Greatest amongst it's forces are the Trope Launch Pad, the "YKTTW", a specially designed filter. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Cleanup Threads and countless contributers, the ever vigilant Trope Repair Shop and the old priests of the Darth Wiki to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from wiki vandals, dumb fandoms, Google - and worse.
To be a troper in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most rule-bound regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of fun and light-heartedness, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of freedom and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only bans. There is no peace amongst the web, only an eternity of edit wars and redactions, and the laughter of thirsting mods. - Is it lonely?/It's the only/Wiki/In this back alleyway/Will it shoot you?/It won't have to/You're already/Dead
- I had the strangest dream/I browsed TV Tropes again/Don't make me browse TV Tropes/Cause I couldn't browse TV Tropes/Again
- TV Tropes got me high/TV Tropes got me high/The massive Tab Explosion/sent a beam into my eye/TV Tropes made me die/TV Tropes made me die/It took my hand, it killed me/And it ruined my whole life
- Goddamnit, Mario! Did you visit TV Tropes again?
- TV Tropes will make us whole.
- Strange machine... It really is coming from outside the System!... The tropes... THE FUCKING TROPES!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHH....'
- TV Tropes forced me to work on a Friday Night Funkin' mod, and now people think I'm a racist pedophile!
- TV Tropes said "IT'S TROPIN' TIME" and then troped all over those guys.
- TV Tropes has chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
- True creation requires TV Tropes.
- I am the TV Tropes that keeps you up at night, the TV Tropes that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest - and neither will you.
- TV Tropes once said to me, "Your life is already ruined." My reaction: "NANI?!" *(KABOOM)*
- Thanks to TV Tropes, I killed 3 people, covered their corpses in potholes and wiki markup, and launched them as tropes. Then, when I was finally caught, I hung myself. I would've called it HangingMan.
- This website TV Tropes is fighting its own war and it has no rules. No boundaries. It doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. It's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. It trades blood for money. It's my new best friend.
- I have no life, and I must browse TV Tropes.
- TV Tropes is building a religion. They're building it bigger. They are widening the webpages and adding more tropes.
- TV Tropes gave me PTSD (Post-Tropping Stress Disorder)
- A certain Wikipedian thought the Other Wiki was TV Tropes.
- The arrogance of man is thinking TV Tropes is in our control, and not the other way around.
- When I awoke from my glowing, intense sleep, I looked all around, stricken with fear. Tabs of TV Tropes were open, and their URLS were strewn around the room, and I held back a tear.
- All media is rendered useless. Egregious is a word used often. The mechanics of anxiety are in full swing. Emotions are reduced to What an Idiot! and Nightmare Fuel. Psychochemical warfare becomes a reality. A strange imbalance eats into the subconscious. TV Tropes, the new religion, is a doctrine of force. The Rule of Scary replaces human evolution. Stimulation by technicians produces degrading states of erotic tension. Intelligence is stamped out once and for all. Our logo decorates the human zoos. From beginning to end — from end to beginning — are you ready to trope?
- There's 70 billion tropers in the world. Where are they hiding?
- Number 15: TV Tropes Foot Pothole. The last thing you want on your TV Tropes trope page is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A troper uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of WikiWords, with the statement "These are the pages you read on TV Tropes." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
- TV Tropes caved to public pressure from the Anti-Woke Headache Brigade and now queer people don't exist in all of fiction during Pride Month.
- TV Tropes is hiring scabs during the Writer's Strike.
- TV Tropes is cyberstalking me!
- TV Tropes tried to get me fired for taking too long with their incredibly specific latte order.
- TV Tropes gave Teen Titans Go! complete ownership of Cartoon Network.
- TV Tropes has edited the following conversation for syndication purposes:
- You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful wiki?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that blue link go to?" You may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?" And you may ask yourself, "My God, What Have I Done?!"
- TV Tropes cut the stuff with baby aspirin and took my money anyway.
- TV Tropes, TV Tropes is killing its youth.
- WE'RE ALL TV TROPES. WE'RE ALL LYING IN HELL. COME ON, GET UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
- In prose and in natter, I express myself as a member of a higher community. I have Sacrificed Basic Skill for Awesome Training. I am on my way toward flying into the air, troping. My very gestures express enchantment. I feel A God Am I. Most Wonderful Sounds emanate from me. I walk about enchanted, in ecstasy, like the gods I saw walking in my Sweet Dreams Fuel. I am no longer a vigilante taxonomist. I have become a work of taxonomy. Welcome to TV Tropes.
- TV TROPES MADE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!
- TV Tropes is devoted to the devil, and fascinated by crime. Glamorous death is its destination, eternal passion its gain. It's a Satanic gambler, with you just the pool, and you've already lost the chance of your lifetime.
- Why does it hurt when my mouse misses the link?
- The first tab won't hurt at all. The second only makes you wonder. The third will have you on your knees. You start troping, I start screaming.
- Now, I don't hate TV Tropes, but it just has "ass" written all over it! Maybe if they removed some of the pages, it wouldn't ruin my life! Didn't they test this wiki before they released it?
TV Tropes made me lose the game.