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TV Tropes Ruined Your Life
aka: Tv Tropes Will Enhance Your Life
"I have lived for over a hundred years and read thousands upon thousands of [articles], yet each piece of knowledge I acquire only reminds me of my ignorance, because it invariably teases me with hints of a dozen new things I have no knowledge of."
Screw the future tense of
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life
! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know!
TV Tropes can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.
But this is
Just for Fun
. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to
, there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that
made some problems for you.
You Know You Read Too Much TV Tropes When...
TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life
TV Tropes Enhanced My Life
This used to be a funhouse! Then TV Tropes used evil clowns!
If it weren't for TV Tropes, I wouldn't want to to see Scootaloo get it on with Nicki Minaj. Or at the very least, this girl. Is that good or bad? (On a side note, the term "tail pr0n" won't stop cycling through my brain.
Despair! TV Tropes has left me in despair!* TV Tropes introduced me to fanfiction... Pass the Brain Bleach, please.
TV Tropes sucked me into a Junji Ito manga, AND I MUST SCREAM!
Now, thanks to my Kindle and wireless 3G, TV Tropes has ruined my job!
TV Tropes kept me waiting for a bubble!!!!!
TV Tropes filled my hovercraft with eels.
Your Mom IS TV TROPES!!!
I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge to punch him. I was so lucky he was too busy fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, TV Tropes! Screw you!
Tvtropes killed my father!
TV Tropes ruined my self-esteem! Now I take it personally whenever someone undoes my edits!
TV Tropes gave me up, let me down, ran around, and deserted
you! No! TV Tropes... IS PEOPLE!!!
NO! I AM TV TROPES!
NO! TV Tropes... is a SPY!
NO!! TV Tropes... IS A COOKBOOK!!
TV Tropes! Fill me with the power of darkness!
TV Tropes should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT! (light...light...)
TV Tropes WAS PHONE
TV Tropes is the reason I'm Oblivious to Love.
TV Tropes made me watch Lucky Star.
TV Tropes made me fail my biology test
You sure you didn't just try a broader research?
TV Tropes pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of Animation Age Ghetto?
To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It DID get me hooked into Kagami hentai though... =S
TV Tropes can breath in space.
I tried shooting TVTropes, it didn't work. TV Tropes just won't die!!!
Tvtropes made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare. Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent Hype Aversion from Suzumiya Haruhi.
TV Tropes ran over my dog.
TV Tropes erased my Pokedex!
TV Tropes made my tape recorder self-destruct in five seconds!
TV Tropes Put me on a bus! I'm back though, now I can finish reading this page!
TV Tropes did not ruin my life. TV Tropes is my friend. TV Tropes loves me. TV Tropes is... ghhk, helpp... me! Please... life.
We are TV Tropes. There is no escape. You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile.
TV Tropes. That's the only name you'll hear. TV Tropes. It means the end and the death. TV Tropes. I am TV Tropes. TV Tropes is all around you. TV Tropes is the man beside you. TV Tropes will gnaw on your bones. Look out! TV Tropes is here.
TV Tropes has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
TV Tropes kicked my dogs! (I actually have dogs in real life) And then shot and ate them!
TV Tropes made straightforward things confusing!
TV Tropes shot Marvin in the face.
ˇ TV Tropes me ha confundido muchísimo!
TV Tropes gave me the mental image of a naked Robin Williams!
On a cold day.
TV Tropes tricked me into reading this page, and now I've got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
TV Tropes lost the fourth tri-force piece! THE INTERNET SHALL NEVER RECOVER!
The Triforce of Addictiveness?! Nooooo!
TV Tropes Will conquer your mind In Seven-Hours
TV Tropes made me sort out all the relationships of my friends and then plot them out into a map.
T Vtropes told me to tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday
TV Tropes made me insult everything.
TV Tropes peed on my pillow.
TV Tropes PRESSED MY Berserk Button. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, This Troper!
TV Tropes pressed my flowers. I liked those flowers. NOW THEY'RE FLAT!
I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to TV Tropes (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
That's because it's bigger on the inside.
I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
TV Tropes ruined Seasons 2 & 3 of .
Heroes TV Tropes cancelled .
Firefly No, son, it canceled itself. We just carried the bullet a while.
TV Tropes cancelled . Twice.
Kim Possible TV Tropes made me identify my sexuality as " Yuri Fan".
TV Tropes killed Heath Ledger.
TV Tropes made me think the song " EST" was called " UST".
TV Tropes made me gay.
TV Tropes and two make five. It also told me that I can't do maths.
TV Tropes flanderised me from being bad at maths to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.
TV Tropes sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
TV Tropes caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
TV Tropes caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.
TV Tropes turned me into a newt! I got better, but still...
He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. Fast Eddie destroys everything good on the Darth Wiki! YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA
TV Tropes promised me POWERRRRR!!!! UNLIMITED .... Yeah, I got POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!! tossed down the deepest pit this side of Sparta.
TV Tropes made it impossible to sleep peacefully.
TV Tropes, it is not the wiki you are looking for.
My money is no good here because of TV Tropes.
TV Tropes made my head explode.
I used to be an Action Girl, but then TV Tropes made me a Faux Action Girl, but then I just became The Chick due to Chickification!!
TV Tropes has its way with me every night!
TV Tropes hit me with a football in the Groin!
When I was young, a pack of rabid Tropers burned down my beloved peasant village.
TV Tropes made me Dangerously Genre Savvy, and now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere unless I'm wearing Cool Shades!
How did we miss this? TV Tropes has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....
That's no moon! That's a TV Tropes!
Thanks to TV Tropes, I learned something today. It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character, especially if you're female. So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.
TV Tropes made me walk down the street naked and kick badgers for a Klondike Bar!
TV Tropes made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
TV Tropes used The Worf Effect on my formerly Badass brother one too many times, and now he's a James Bondage Scrappy and the proud owner of his very own Idiot Ball.
TV Tropes made me realize that nothing is innocent. No, not even children.
TV Tropes will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by helping me become a better Evil Overlord!
TV Tropes made me fall in love with a Guy, who I hate as well.
You belong to TVTropes. You will be like TVTropes.
I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
I started as a mole. Thanks to TV Tropes, I have become the mask.
I used to think that we were Special. But TV Tropes called us Basterds.
Unbelievable! You, TV Tropes, must be the pride of The Internet!
TV Tropes, you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
TV Tropes is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni . . . Aaargh!)
TV Tropes made me listen to this song... And now it will ...
never leave my brain TV Tropes killed my dad! And raped my mom!
TV Tropes made me stop telling people about my backstory!
TV Tropes cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue Absolute Power!
TVTropes went in, TVTropes went out... Of my head.
TV Tropes wiped my hard drive!
TV Tropes MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF
TWILIGHT! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE! This troper has some Brain Bleach but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
TV Tropes forced me to believe that Twilight makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
TV Tropes mailed a Twilight Take That of mine to the Twilight community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
You think that's bad? TV Tropes made me read The Sword of Truth just to see what all the ruckus was about. Trope you, TV Tropes! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
Bah! Lightweights, TV Tropes made ME read The Eye of Argon!
The entry on ruined Motionless Chin anime for me forever.
Meh. Before I ever heard of TV Tropes, I saw a show called the . It was just about impossible not to notice that nobody in that show ever moved their chin unless they were facing away from the camera.
The Twins of Destiny TV Tropes turned my life into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup!
TV Tropes suggested injuring myself over other people's stupidity, and then later told me I should just let it go.
That's what you get for reading in the wrong order.
TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
TV Tropes stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
TV Tropes stole my girlfriend and my dog and
RAN OVER THEM TV Tropes took my potato chip...
And ate it! TV Tropes got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
TV Tropes stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a Hannibal Lecture about why I should just end it all.
TV Tropes made me read My Immortal!
TV Tropes Spoiler Me. TV Tropes made me evil!
TV Tropes made me run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair. And I'm not just a voice...
TV Tropes made me fail college. Again!
TV Tropes...locked me... in a room IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS... WITH A MOOSE
TV Tropes Just Bugs Me.
This Troper has been on TV Tropes for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
TV Tropes blew my mind and my life is now meaningless.
TV Tropes never cites its sources!
 TV Tropes is people!
TV Tropes killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper out of his Heartless. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create Twilight. Any more reason why TV Tropes should die?
Oh my God. All the time, it was... TV Tropes! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
No, tropers. ( Psych! You were a zombie!)
TV Tropes RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!
I'm pretty sure Transformers is more than capable of doing that on it's own. Zing!
In Soviet Russia, Transformers ruin YOU!
TV Tropes made Candle Jack fam[[supersecretspoiler:ous.]]
TV Tropes made me officially hate the anime fandom. * twitch* * twitch* An anime Fan Dumb comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
TV Tropes made me read !
My Immortal TV Tropes shot me in the groin with a Gattling bazooka that fires shurikens and lightning. And . bees My God.
NOT THE BEES!!!! TV Tropes made me hate Joss Whedon! (So, so, so much * twitchy twitchy* )
TV Tropes is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to Clock Roaches came up.
The enrichment centre would like to remind you that TV Tropes will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
TV Tropes just made a moose bite my sister! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
Which one, the moose or the sister?
TV Tropes made me play the white chamber and hunt down the comedy ending
TV Tropes introduced me to Sonichu, and now I can never unsee THIS. Thanks a lot, TV Tropes.
TV Tropes makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore.
TV Tropes made my family familiar with and even start using trope names in conversation because of me.
TV Tropes produced Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Resident Evil: Extinction!
TV Tropes killed Dumbledore!
TV Tropes gave me alcohol poisoning.
TV Tropes is not my friend. TV Tropes bit me and threw me in the basement. TV Tropes is a big spider.
TV Tropes is the thing in Room 101!
TV Tropes has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with TV Tropes!
TV Tropes gave me nightmares. It also made me paranoid.
TV Tropes ruined the way I watch film and TV sword fights.
TV Tropes agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
TV Tropes is covered in BEEEEEEESS!
TV Tropes IS FULL OF OWLS!
TV Tropes caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons.
TV Tropes made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
TV Tropes made Namco hate Tales fans!
In December of 2008, during my initial discovery of TV Tropes, I had 155 tabs open to TV Tropes in Firefox. Citation available on request...
TV Tropes made me watch the bad ending of Munch's Oddysee. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
TV Tropes isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with TV Tropes. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch TV Tropes walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was my father!
TV Tropes made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
TV Tropes kicked my dog, shot it and threw it over the Moral Event Horizon. On fire.
TV Tropes made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
Ba-zing! TV Tropes makes me constantly compare large numbers to 9000! Including Goku's Japanese Power Level!
TV Tropes has me troping in my dreams!
Anyone found not enjoying TV Tropes vill be shot
TV Tropes punched This Troper in the face repeatedly, knocking This Troper unconscious, and then TV Tropes stole all of This Troper's money.
TV Tropes sapped my sentry.
TV Tropes sunk my battleship!
Now I've know everything that I need... and what I didn't need to know.
TV Tropes explained the joke.
TV Tropes "recruited" me into the Imperial Guard.
TV Tropes forced me to join The Legion of Lost Souls to forget Rule34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
TV Tropes made me compare Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall to Bubble Bobble.
TV Tropes confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
TV Tropes DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR
TV Tropes told Segata Sanshiro that I wasn't playing Sega Saturn. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.
TV Tropes didn't like me!
THEY NEVER LIKED ME! TV Tropes set up us the bomb.
TV Tropes is why we can't have nice things.
TV Tropes just shot him.
TV Tropes made me late.
TV Tropes made me think these weren't the droids I was looking for, when if fact they were the droids I was looking for!!!!
There is no TV Tropes, only Zuul!
Tropers, when TV Tropes asks you if you're a God, you say, YES!!!
I've visited TV Tropes about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!
TV Tropes ate my homework.
TV Tropes made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
TV Tropes forced me to delurk to write this entry.
TV Tropes eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a TV Tropes infectee!
After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before TV Tropes came and arrested me for violating Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act. Now World War II is already being going to have happening again, and it's all TV Tropes' fault!
All your base are belong to TV Tropes.
TV Tropes made me lose The Game.
Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
TV Tropes shot JR.
TV Tropes helped usher in the Dark Age of Comics.
TV Tropes screwed Bret.
Outsmarting TV Tropes makes TV Tropes smarter.
TV Tropes made Krypton explode.
Ilsa left Rick because of TV Tropes.
And now I'll give you some advice, young man. Never tell the truth to an old troper. Especially if she asks for it.
TV Tropes is the reason I can't get a job.
TV Tropes doesn't sleep, it waits.
TV Tropes ruined SilentHill for me!
We didn't land on TV Tropes. TV Tropes landed on us!
TV Tropes sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
TV Tropes invented New Coke.
TV Tropes killed 2Pac and Biggie.
Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of TV Tropes.
TV Tropes left me at the altar.
TV Tropes never called me back.
TV Tropes sent me to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, and made me wear a Red Shirt while I was there.
TV Tropes made me late for a meeting!
TV Tropes made me late for class!
TV Tropes made me forget my car keys!
TV Tropes ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
TV Tropes destroyed the illusion of my innocence!
That bastard TVTropes rickrolled us!
TV Tropes forbid me from complaining about things I don't like, but always tells me "Your Mileage May Vary"! And boy, does it vary!
TV Tropes made me become a mad scientist based in genetics so that I could easily create an army of killer mutants and Take Over the World.
TV Tropes is a Time Lord! This article is its TARDIS!
I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you TV Tropes and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
TV Tropes kicked me into a pit of bad AMVs.
TV Tropes killed Santa Claus.
TV Tropes made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
TV Tropes Macekred Woolsey!!
The magical mistery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away, take you TODAY!
It's close to miiiiidnight, and The Other Wiki is lurking in the dark...
Buddy you're a young man, trope man, shouting on the street gonna take on The World someday, you got trope on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place...
Ohhhhh, myyyy trope! My darling! I've loonged fooor your touch! A looooong! Lonely time!
TV Tropes had some fun, that beat was sick; it wanted to take a ride on my disco stick...
You don't want to stand under TV Tropes's umbrella...ella...ella; eh, eh, eh.
TV Tropes kissed a girl and liked it.
I don't want anybody else. When I think about TV Tropes, I touch myself!
TV Tropes made me turn around, bright eyes!
Hey hey, my my... TV Tropes will never die!
Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you. The tropes will betray you, and they will replace you.
Is this the real life? Is this just TV Tropes?.
Yeeeeeees, we keep on tropin'...
I love TV Tropes, so put another tab on my browser, baby!
TV Tropes killed the radio star! TV Tropes killed the radio star!
Don't go out tonight, TV Tropes is bound to take your life. There's a bad trope on the rise!
TV Tropes made me visit it while it played unfitting music!
My life is ruined. TV Tropes did not ruin my life. My life has always been ruined.
TV Tropes mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being mindraped. Then it mentioned Y 'Golonac with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been mindraped twice.
TV Tropes took all my opinions and replaced them with quotes from it! And all of my friends too!
TV Tropes made me lose the game !!!!11
All TV Tropes and no beer made me... something something.
This Troper's egregious overuse of the egregious word " egregious" is solely due to the egregious influence of his egregious addiction to the egregious website that is TV Tropes. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
TV Tropes destroyed my country. so that no one cared.
TV Tropes was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!
My shields can't repel TV Tropes of this magnitude.
All my base are belong to TV Tropes.
TV Tropes touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.
TV Tropes convinced me that I could never catch up with anyone else on my course, no matter how much work I did. It also temporarily turned me evil. I wasn't very good at it but it was apparently hilarious.
TV Tropes appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When TV Tropes appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
TV Tropes is a TRAP!
No, TV Tropes is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
Sure thing. I Lied.
Actually, it's true. TV Tropes removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting TV Tropes)
TV Tropes caused the resonance cascade, bitch!
Has it been mentioned yet that TV Tropes just made me lose the game?
TV Tropes had me visit Hinamizawa. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.
TV Tropes promised The Tonight Show to Conan O'Brien, took it away from him after seven months, and gave it back to Jay Leno.
Thanks to the page about Potholing, now the expression "for some reason" is FOREVER linked to... something... awful!! * cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
TV Tropes put me in The Masochism Tango with a Tsundere and sent us to a woman named Takahashi!
TV Tropes has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But I can't stop troping. Send help.
TVTropes fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
TV Tropes poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!
NO! But are we just gonna wait around until it does?
Tv Tropes made me side with Adolf Hitler and isn't Banned in China.
I looked into TV Tropes, and realized that TV Tropes had looked into me. I'm not mad, no, TV Tropes hasnt... Phn'glui Mgl'w nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah' nagl fhtagn. My potholing will drag you down with me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troper! Troper! Answer me! Are you there? .... You fool, This Troper is DEAD!
TV Tropes mindraped me and I enjoyed it!!
TV Tropes crashed my internet browser due to the enormous number of tabs.
TV Tropes made me read this entire page.
This troper has an idea: Let's introduce some sugar to this page. Now we tropers can ruin " enhance" TV Tropes' life!
TV Tropes ruined by life. I have been trapped for 10 hours. I have no microphone, And I Must Scream.
TV Tropes made me write a poem about how T Vtropes ruined my life. I used to be creative! AND LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW! I Was Quite a Looker I can only write about my addiction on the few times I actually do write! Why! Why! Why!
Good morning, Worm your honour. The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS!
TV Tropes tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!
TV Tropes will ruin your life after I conquer every single place in this planet by being Genre Savvy and reading the Evil Overlord List. BE PREPARED.
TV Tropes caused me to make so many entries into Role Association that I broke it it had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, Iron Man is Sherlock Holmes and Gigolo Joe is The Watson! Oh, their real names? Um...
TV Tropes killed my father, held my best friend hostage and kicked my fucking dog.
TV Tropes told me I'm not a real man!
TV Tropes made me female in foreign countries.
TV Tropes possessed me and made me kill my friends and family. ;_;
TV Tropes forced me to live in a post-apocalyptic world.
TV Tropes made me fall in love, which made me become stupid, evil, and insane.
TV Tropes caused me to eat the planet Earth.
You cannot escape TV Tropes. It will be dark soon. You cannot escape TV Tropes. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
I have been forced to watch TV Tropes for OVER 9000 hours!
TV Tropes made me find out that my best friend WAS ONLY THAT!!
Thanks to TV Tropes, every damn sentence I utter includes Conversational Troping!
TV Tropes IS The Grassy Knoll!!!
TV Tropes caused me to forever spell 'Troupe' as 'Trope', earning me the mockery of the already few scraps of what remains of my social life (something else TV Tropes has already devoured)!
In Soviet Russia, your life ruined TV Tropes!
TV Tropes made me realize just how unimportant humanity really is, and it speaks to me in my dreams. We speak of such wonderful ways to torture the lesser beings. I can't wait to get back to sleep.
TV Tropes' attack... was INEXPLICABLE!
TV Tropes has caused me to rather epicly typo "wikia" as "trope" when describing something that is perfect to help in a situation. Luckily the friend in question is also a victim of TV Tropes Ruined Your Life.
TV Tropes is eating her. And then TV Tropes is going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
TV Tropes made me a Nightwish shipper!
Ugh... stupid TV Tropes... It-It's not as if I keep visiting you because I like you or anything! * blush*
TV Tropes forced me to read all this! AND THEY DID IT TO YOU, TOO!
TV Tropes is a method of ruining lives that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK TV Tropes IS?!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER TROPERS?
Ok I just failed a test because of you, congrats TV Tropes! :)
I have strange dreams of lost time and space, in which horrible puns and ghastly jokes entertained my dark side...
TV Tropes is A!
Soon, all will be one with TV Tropes...
TV Tropes WILL BRING ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF!!!
TV Tropes has made me realize that at any moment I could be taken over by the Collector Gen- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
TV Tropes just tore a hole into the fabric of reality and made me witness the indescribable creatures that lie beyond the scope of my pitiful human eyes!!!... They asked me if I'd like a cup of Earl Grey.
TV Tropes is slowly, but surely destroying the fun that TV Tropes itself used to have... and I am the fool.
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TV TROPES!! TV Tropes is Driving me to suicide.
TV Tropes made us all lose the Game.
TV Tropes sent me to the moon!
I cannot grasp the true form of TV Tropes' Attack!
TV Tropes caused me to enter an endless recursion of time.
All your Tropes are belong to us.
TV Tropes made me jump the shark … twice … backwards … on fire … in egregious (...ehem) Bullet Time.
Wham bam, my addiction to TV Tropes has got me in a jam!
Jesus Christ, it's a TV Tropes! Get in the car!
TV Tropes has made me want to , even though I specifically told them that I didn't want to do that.
HYPNOTIZE THAT MOTHAFUCKA and USE THE SNAKE ON THAT SON OF A BITCH TV Tropes made me lampshade all the Ho Yay in my life and now I think Everyone Is Bi. Except me.
TV Tropes let Gwen Stacy die.
TV Tropes made me think for a moment that if I could just read all the pages on TV Tropes, I would find the answer... to something, or I'd have all the knowledge in the world. I still kind of think that.
TV Tropes made me read this article.
Good news, everyone! TV Tropes is now making you read this in the voice of Professor Farnsworth!
TV Tropes will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into it's clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, it'll do it in that order.
TV Tropes made me do it all...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that dog!
TV Tropes is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth. The truth called 'despair'!
Everything in TV Tropes is utter gigantic pile of pathetic TRASH! EVERYTHING!!
I am the savior for those whose lives are ruined by TV Tropes! I shall empty all trope pages and later, delete it entirely from the database!
TV Tropes introduced me to the slender man and now he's coming for me and he wants me and he calls me at night and visits me in my dreams and shows me happy things and I didn't want to kill him or go with him but his tentacles and silent nature scared me and fascinated me all at the same time and he wants to do things to me RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
I am TV Tropes and so can you!
TV Tropes made me start playing I Thought It Meant everywhere. Like, say, the Other Wiki. Note: the 50 Cent Party does not officially support sipping Bacardi like it's your birthday, and the stooge sort algorithm is not "sucker somebody else into sorting it for you".
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, for ye hast come to TV Tropes, from whence there is no return and no escape. Oh, sup now on its sweet despair, of searing flame and freezing ice, filling mind and soul with ruinous light, and know the crushing horror of eternity, drawing ye ever deeper into the fathomless abyss.
TV Tropes ruined pretty much every single game, movie and series out there for me. Now I can't play/watch/read it without visiting TV tropes and being barraged by spoilers! I CAN'T RESIST CLICKING THEM! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
TV Tropes has made me unable to complete ANY work at work for the past 3 weeks
TV Tropes: Rape My Mind, and Bleach it!
TVTROPES MADE ME SWEAR IN BRITISH!!!!! THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER! Fuck comes from the German and has been used in Blighty for at least a few hundred years.
Fak' ov ye shitefoiced 'lil wanker!
I think TV Tropes is a Pretty Cool Guy. He ruins lives and isn't afraid of anything.
I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost wrote a trope into an essay! Damn you, TV Tropes!
TV Tropes has ruined my life. And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels Lampshading any sort of Trope.
TV Tropes made me contemplate the fate of Bears without Butts. And now I have this dang, nab poem that I don't know what to do with on the subject.
TV Tropes made me question my talent as an amateur writer. And now, in my free time, instead of writing, I read TV Tropes.
TV Tropes WMG... It is... the same WMG that keeps taking videos off of youtube!
TV Tropes isn't mean. TV Tropes just wants to be tangle buddies. Sweet dreams!!!!
TVTropes promised me cake
TV Tropes made my face Die!
THIS. IS. TV Tropes!!!
Chuck Norris can read just one article on TV Tropes.
Chuck Norris can close a tab without reading a single article on TV Tropes.
Tropes. Why did it have to be Tropes? I hate Tropes!
TV Tropes told the Evil Overlord how to safely conquer the world! Nice job breaking it, TVTropes!
Can't get away, it's everywhere. Must edit. Must click. Must link. Can't get away. Everywhere. Don't leave the Tropes. Mustn't leave the Tropes. Can never leave the Tropes. Never.
TV Tropes is smiling at you. It wants you to know that it is fun and inviting, and you can even bake your own cookie! Come on, it's fun and painless! [[supersecretspoiler:Because if you don't join, TV Tropes will FIND AND MURDER YOU.]]
TV Tropes is filled with numerous enriching articles. It will help you cope with your fears, among other things.
TV Tropes got me grounded due to my father discovering me at 4 in the morning on here. Therefore, I was only able to get on when dad wasn't awake...at 12-4 in the morning.
If there's evil in this world, it lurks in TV Tropes.
One day, I decided to go to TV Tropes and Chew Bubblegum. Then I ran out of gum. Now I've run out of TV Tropes.
This troper, having repeatedly failed to quit TV Tropes, has decided to get rid of her Internet connection.
TV Tropes ATE MY ICE CREEEAM!!
I WAS FROZEN BY TV Tropes TODAY!
TV Tropes STOLE MY BALLOONS!
Hey! TV Tropes burnt my Krabby Patty! It burnt my fries! It burnt my shake!
TV Tropes stole the Krabby Patty formula!
We should take TV Tropes and push it somewhere else!
I use to think that I used tropes, but then I went to TV Tropes in Soviet Russia, where the tropes used me.
I love TV Tropes... And I'll kill anyone who tries to steal it from me.
TV Tropes made me forget a whole homework assignment! AND I stayed up so late on it, I slept through an 11:30 class! 11:30!
Time and again I tell myself, "I'll stay clean tonight." But the little blue links keep following me. Oh no, not again! I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too.
TV Tropes played guitar.
We know TV Tropes makes junkies.
And when I get excited, my little Trope-tan says, "Oh baby, don't you shut your browser!"
TV Tropes injected Charlie Sheen into my veins. I died, my face melted, and my children wept over my exploded body. There was an .
Unexplained Recovery TV Tropes made me sign a contract in exchange for a wish, but TV Tropes didn't tell me everything. Now I'm a Magical Girl fighting witches until either they kill me or I turn into one just to put off the heat death of the universe.
TV Tropes made me sign away my voice to it!
TV Tropes courses through my veins like ''radioactive rubber pants!!!''
TV Tropes sent the Slender Man after me.
TV Tropes would like you to know that there will be cake, and you will be baked
TV Tropes shot the sheriff, but it didn't shoot the deputy.
TV Tropes reminds me of the babe.
TV Tropes! I choose YOU!
It's like my trope is in the top percentage of tropes!
TV Tropes comes in a little glass vial.
TV Tropes isn't looking for anything logical, like money. It can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. It just wants to watch the world burn.
TV Tropes is Trope Overdosed on Overdosed Tropes.
Tropers wanna be the dominant species and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
TV Tropes has branded half its pages with the YMMV tag. I for one am as to how serial murderers, rapists, and torturers can get off the biggest legitimately disturbed evil hooks. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean the acts are any less evil. This has had the side-effect of me trying to think of the most irredeemable, horrific villains I can in order to disprove the subjective notion.
TV Tropes taught me that it's okay to want to be perfect …
When I get angry, TV Tropes gets upset. And when TV Tropes gets upset... people DIE!
TV Tropes made me go back and get a shit-load of dimes!!
TV Tropes is garbage! It ruined my artistic view of the world! I'll add it to the heap! CRUNCH!
I was gonna go to class, before I got on TV Tropes, I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got on TV Tropes, I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on TV Tropes. I messed up my entire life, because I got on TV Tropes I lost my kids and wife , because I got on TV Tropes. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on TV Tropes, because I got on TV Tropes, because I got on TV Tropes...
TV Tropes is turning me into a Star Wars nerd! HELP!!!!!
TV Tropes made me write this sentence. And this one! And this one! And...
Confound TV Tropes, it drove me to drink, smoke and become a troper, HELP ME!
I do not sleep anymore because of TV Tropes. I will never sleep after the Nightmare Fuel page. Also I need Brain Bleach.
TV Tropes set my house on fire, stole my dog and left my refrigerator open all night!
TV Tropes made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my husband, obsess over Double Rainbows, do the Creep like a boss while on a boat, asking about cheezeburgers, and FIRIN' MY LAZAR... In America.
TV Tropes made me confess to myself that I am a Nightmare Fetishist.
TV Tropes made me jizz in my pants.
TV Tropes caused the financial crisis.
I can't believe he got you hooked on TV Tropes.
TV Tropes destroyed my world and now people are murdered everywhere I go!
Because of T Vtropes, I'm now in love with the Chinese Electric Batman's sexy collarbone.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, TV Tropes was an additive. Second, there was a part of me, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for its info. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
"Die TVTropes! You don't belong in this world"
I found it some years back, out in the far reaches of the world, glinting strangely from the black, this golden trinket, and it has since become a constant fascination. How often have I lost myself, staring into its lustrous depths. How many times have I heard it whispering to me during silent hours, when I have been alone. Indeed, I swear that it has a voice. My friends have spoken against it; have said that it is unhealthy; have told me to throw it away, but they do not understand, or perhaps they merely seek to gain it for themselves. Well, I have distanced myself from them and they will not have it. No, I will keep it for my own, for it has become very ... precious to me.
I used to have a life like you. Then I took a TVTropes to the knee...
I went mad from the revelations!!! They put me in an asylum because I wouldn't stop talking about lampshades!! I shot a dog! Also, my work ethic is sunk.
TV Tropes, my preciousssssssssss...
Thanks to Nothing Is Scarier, Nightmare Fuel, and other pages I went mad from the revelations. TV Tropes is an Eldritch Location I can NOT escape. If you're reading this, RUN!!!
TV Tropes did contribute to my muse dying in a forum RPG and I had to let go of the game.
TV Tropes sent me to Tropurgatory
TV Tropes, I'll See You in Hell.
Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes! You cannot grasp the true addiction of TV Tropes!
The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to TV Tropes , man clings to a dim hope... Yet the articles are the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end... It matters not who you are... Your life shall be ruined!
Thanks to TV Tropes, no one understands most of what I say anymore.
So I use to be just a normal guy trying to ruin my life in the worst way possible... and TV Tropes instead FAILED TO RUIN MY LIFE, it gave me fortune, fame, and power in your god's name! I wanted to ruin my life not enhance it!
YOU KNOW NOTHING, FOOOOL! IT'S TV Tropes! THE GOD! OF TIME-WASTING!'''
TV Tropes broke the fourth wall.
And the fifth. I didn't even know that there was a fifth! (Now I do, and it's broken!)
Worst. Wiki. Ever
TV Tropes messed with Mr. T's bins!
No Trope is safe from Chicago Ted!!!!
TV Tropes made turned into a ... ahem Joss Whedon fan.
TV Tropes made me realize I drive a crap car
TV Tropes has been helping my dark side manifest itself in my writing.
TV Tropes told me to go back to bed, brother.... rrrrrooooRAAaAAaaAAGGGGH!!!!!!
TV Tropes blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or you'll trope all night!
TV Tropes is the founder of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!
TV Tropes left me marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive...
But they found it's a trap. Like a narcotic. Because when TV Tropes becomes more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating. You even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors.
TV Tropes stole 40 cakes... And That's Terrible!
TV Tropes said it ate two corn cakes, but it really ate three!
TV Tropes made me name my daughter... AFTER MY DAUGHTER!!
TV Tropes is cabbage.
TV Tropes spoiled a lot of .
Smallville due to an incredible lack of spoiler tags TV Tropes put it's thingie into my you-know-what.
TV Tropes comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain!
Read my tropes and become nothing. Read my tropes and become nothing. Read my tropes... TV Tropes is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. That you are a slave, Troper. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.
TV Tropes made me forget the witty entry I was going to put on this page!
This may sound weird... But some tropes makes me depressed!!!
TV Tropes turned me into A NEWT!!!!!!
How can you hope to leave... WHEN YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY RUINED?
LIFE IS AN EQUATION. TvTropes IS THE ANSWER.
The concept of Ho Yay did not exist in my mind until a certain website whose name must not be mentioned said so.
TV Tropes drew me in slowly. Made me vast my time reading more and more articles and finally starting editing pages myself. No it is urging me to find new innocent souls to drag in. TV Trope wants to grow. Become stronger. IT WILL RULE THE WORLD!
TV Tropes stood there and watched me burn .
note TV Tropes was never meant for the world of the living.
It is TV flippin' Tropes! Of course it ruined your life!
TV Tropes IS.
This is TV Tropes. It could do anything. You Can Panic Now.
TV Tropes made me cry. A lot.
What are we going to do tonight, TV Tropes? The same thing we always do, Troper... TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
TV Tropes is at least partially responsible for my intense overuse of the word "angst".
TV Tropes made me realise that Jack Donneghy and Liz Lemon are both secret pedophiles!
I used to be a troper like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
You don't unnastand... If it wasn't for TV Tropes I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody.
TV Tropes is SLENDER MAN
TV Tropes caused the Serenes Massacre twenty years ago!
TV Tropes made me stay up all night on a school night reading this WHOLE PAGE!
TV Tropes went into Fluttershy's shed!
To ruin someone's life... that's practically blasphemous. Say you're sorry, TV Tropes! Apologize to the funyarinpa! Gosh, you are such a rude website.
Those guys lied to you all the time! They made up rules to exclude you! Don't you remember?! You suffered... It hurt... TV Tropes is the only one that understands you!
THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE TVTROPES!!! TV Tropes ate my hand
AND MADE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!! TV Tropes made Dino Babies unpopular.
TV Tropes told me a ghost story!
TV Tropes is the newest 185-BPM Hard Renaissance song.
WARNING! A HUGE BATTLESHIP " TV TROPES" IS APPROACHING FAST.
ENCOUNTERED AN ASSAILANT: TV Tropes. BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS...
TV Tropes: The Grand Master
Here be tropes.
TV Tropes ruined my childhood!
TV Tropes is BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!
Sorry Troper! But your TV Tropes is in another castle!
I go one TV Tropes all day, every day.
TV Tropes is one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
TV Tropes is a Nightmare Fuel- injected suicide machine!
SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIDDLE TV TROPES! We have always been at war with TV Tropes.
...37! My girlfriend read 37 tropes! (In a row?)
TV Tropes killed Fubblegum.
TV Tropes made Flame Princess break up with Finn. YOU BLEW IT, TVTROPES!
TV Tropes made me developed my anger toward my parents.
TV Tropes foreclosed my house.
I destroyed TV Tropes... and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
TV Tropes ruined all the lives. All of Them.
TV Tropes made me stay up late at night..... up to until 2 o'clock in the morning at times.
TV Tropes made me way too Genre Savvy... also, too much Fridge Brilliance and Fridge Horror.
Note to myself TV Tropes called me over to its front page. Then it said "Hey, you're a troper!" ... *sobs*
TV Tropes let one go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared. Because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how TV Tropes lives with itself. That's how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind.
I got two words for ya: Katie Vick. And if you don't know what that is, go look it up on Youtube. It will drive you to drink, and then you can come to TV Tropes AND WE WILL SAVE YOU!
TV Tropes ruined my life, buried my wife alive, blew up my car, and then killed me.
Don't put TV Tropes on a plate. It'll use its magnet to escape. It'll jump right up and claw your ear. Then it'll bite your EYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TV TROPES STICKS TO MAGNET!
TV Tropes told me to return a nuke warhead worth . $20,000,000 NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I WANT!!! *bashes his head on a wood pallet*
Twitch Writes TV Tropes.
TV Tropes accidentally 93MB of your life!
TV Tropes really is out to get you. That Troper has already been assimilated, and is now in cahoots! Cah88888888ts!
TV Tropes made me go Hollow.
TV Tropes made me use my last bomb before I got to the boss!
Watch it, or TVTropes will take your soul.
TV Tropes parked its car, on my sandwich!
TV Tropes has taken over all my tabs! MY BROWSER WILL DIE! OH SHI-
TV Tropes Made me lose the game.