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Trope Co.® (TSX: TROPE) is a mega-conglomerate specializing in surplus goods for discerning heroes, gentile villains, Applied Phlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers.

Like all morally-conscious corporations, Trope Co.® maintains a strong political lobby aimed at combating the notion that a wiki doesn't require novelty narration techniques to be good. It's well-known that:

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