Trope Co / The Corrupter

Just ask all of these satisfied customers.

"I just wanted to throw a party for my bro, bro, but his dad wouldn't let me. Thanks to The Corrupter™, I kidnapped all of the adults in the city and held my classmates hostage. Thanks Trope Co®!"

"I just wanted my mom's love, so I became a superhero! Now I'm a supervillain and I froze everyone in the city with my wasps. Thanks Trope Co®!"

"My political opponent cheated in the election, so I became a knight and took it over by force! Merci Trope Co®!"

If you live in a Sugar Bowl too full of wonder and joy, then you are in desperate need of a good old-fashioned Face–Heel Turn!

Call The Corrupter™! Professionally trained in Trope Co.®'s Academy of Evil™, The Corrupter™ can accomplish virtually anything, sowing mayhem and malice into the hearts and minds of the people with enough precision and care, Satan himself has given it his certified Seal of Approval.

Contempt between neighbors, fornication, flag-burning, theft, riots, rape, Fascism, littering. When The Corrupter™ is finished, your own mother would want to kill and eat you just to see you suffer!

When you call, we'll include the Corruption of a Minor, a Cutie and a Loved One with your order. To order Trope Co.®'s The Corrupter™ and 12 fascinating copies of The Corruption, call 1-800-555-Trope Co. You must be 18 years or older to call.