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People are dying of thirst every day and they do not even know it. The human body requires between 2.7 to 3.7 liters of water™ every day and this has led to health problems from fatigue to loss of life.

Introducing Making a Splash™! With Making a Splash™, you will never run out of water™! Control the flow of rivers. Make it rain for your crops. Drown bad guys. You can even pull water™ from the air! Why go to the beach when you can bring the beach to you!

Separate the hydrogen and oxygen molecules from the toxins and salt to instantly filter any water supply you have into clean drinking water™. Be a hero to your fellow man at home and abroad!

Make a Splash with Making a Splash™!

If you take any respiratory medication or any other Trope Co.®-brand Elemental Powers™, ask your doctor before trying Making a Splash™. Using Making a Splash™ on another living being can induce internal hemorrhaging and death. Trope Co.® is not responsible for damages to property caused or related to dry-rot, wet rot, flooding, tsunami or sharknado caused by misuse of Making a Splash™.

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