Are you thirsty? Hot? Is your lawn dying? Is your spaghetti too hard for pasta night at home?
Try Water™.
With Water™, you can make your soup, Tea™, Coffee™ and Uncoffee infinitely better. Thanks to Water™, you won't die within days of being alive. Get it bottled, on tap, on the ground, in the ocean, in cloud-form, even your spit and urine can benefit from having Water™!
Trope Co.® cannot be held responsible for misuse of Water™, including Water intoxication, steaming, freezing and pruning of the toes and fingers.
