The following is a paid announcement from the Trope Co.® Medical Coalition of America.
Is the natural process of insemination, pregnancy and childbirth too painful, unsanitary or troublesome for the contemporary parent-to-be? Can you and your partner not conceive due to physical impairments or potential defects and diseases that could be passed onto your descendants?
Trope Co.®'s doctors are there whenever you need them, and with our new, state of the art Uterine Replicators™, humanity has found a way.
The Uterine Replicators™ use samples of one or more individuals, isolates aspects of the genomes using our state of the art software that ensures full genetic diversity indistinguishable from natural birth. These robotic wombs keep their charges safe in air-tight, bullet-proof glass casings and indestructible super-plastics to ensure elasticity for the unborn to stretch their legs and form into capable, individual people.
But why stop there? If you pay a mere 80% higher, we'll offer you the Uterine Replicator Essential-Deluxe-Premium™? "What's the difference" you may ask? The Uterine Replicator Essential-Deluxe-Premium™ not only preserves and propagates the genome, but enhances it too! Why clone yourself to make a normal, boring baby, when you can unload yourself into the DNA harvesting funnel and create an army of super-strong, super-intelligent super-babies!
Call 1-800-555-TROPECO and schedule your appointment today!
Please review the 2034 Clone Provisions and 2048 Raleigh Accords before use of the Trope Co.® Uterine Replicator™. Failure to adhere to this may result in a $1,000,000 fine, a lifetime imprisonment and the confiscation and incineration of all biological material involved in the use of the Trope Co.® Uterine Replicator™
